>>106033989
What the fucking complex designs. Over here everyone has this simple one: no moving parts to break, any retard can build one with a single sheet of metal, just cut and bend the hook. Why do you guys overcomplicate it? A fucking knife can open it in an emergency, that was the appeal of these sealed cans.

>>106035392
Wait, it's a real device? I always assumed it was like that "if /g/ made the iphone" meme.