Some slave etiquette rules, 3 upon hundreds. It is expected that slaves cannot meet these impossibly high standards, but their lives are defined by existing to try as hard as they possibly can, forever.

1. Always beg, never ask. "Please Master may I kiss your divine boots?" is the minimum."Please Master, please my eternal and glorious dominion over my pitful existence, please allow me to worship those perfect boots! Please!" is a example of a extreme that is often too far. You must must know the exact line to go to for the right situation. Any less or more intense is punishable.

2. When at home, you always orient you body in a way that compliments and worships Master drawing any possible attention off of you and onto him. You kneel under his desk when idle, but when doing your daily chores and duties, you always look at either him or your work, never the outside world. There is only you and Master, unless told otherwise. Kneel on the floor facing him and him alone, do not concern yourself with the outside world, if Master wishes for you to even look at something else you will be told to.

3. slaves are comfort and are often furniture. They are not allowed to use any furniture. Only with clear, explicit permission, will a slave touch anything other than the floor. Obviously a slave is not stupid enough to even beg to sit in a chair, but for stuff like rugs permission can be begged for. A very comfy rug is almost the same as a chair, and would be punishable to insult Master by thinking you deserve it. There's a middle ground where if Master is in a good mood, and your begging makes him happy and isn't another punishable act, you can be granted to kneel there. And other times, there are surfaces rough enough for a slave to be right in kneeling on, even if rougher ones are nearby, that begging for permission would be a hassle and punishable, but trying to go for the roughest surface possible would slow you down and thus also be punishable.