HAPPY FORTH OF JULY AMERIFATS
I just LOVE New America in all it's multi-cultural glory. I love paying top dollar for multiple streaming services to watch goyslop on my $1000 OLED television I could have gotten half price used!

YES I will drive the oversized crossover SUV or Truck that I don't really need because I'm a single guy because the auto industry says I need it, I won't question if I do need it or not because I don't need to think for myself anymore, it's just the American way! I also have to pay for subscriptions in it. God I love new cars!

I just LOVE working at the Amazon warehouse as a wageslave getting paid fuck all in return after 12 hours on the job with 15 minute breaks. I also LOVE sitting through traffic while getting home. It's the AMERICAN way!

I need to remove my foreskin in the intrest of Dr. Burgerstien? Well i don't kno- *snip* AHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIII LOVE AMERICA!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna go eat the new impossible whopper from McDonalds packed with healthy ingredients like onions! Oh... I think... I think I'm having a *ACK*
>suffers heart attack
>gets thrown out of the ambulance because goldberstein & sons insurance incorporated plan doesn't cover heart attacks
*struggles to say final dying words* G…GOD BLESS A-AMERIGAAAAA!
>*dies* (it's the price you pay for living in a shitty country with no free health care)

HAPPY FORTH OF JULY AMERIFATS
I just LOVE New America in all it's multi-cultural glory. I love paying top dollar for multiple streaming services to watch goyslop on my $1000 OLED television I could have gotten half price used!

YES I will drive the oversized crossover SUV or Truck that I don't really need because I'm a single guy because the auto industry says I need it, I won't question if I do need it or not because I don't need to think for myself anymore, it's just the American way! I also have to pay for subscriptions in it. God I love new cars!

I just LOVE working at the Amazon warehouse as a wageslave getting paid fuck all in return after 12 hours on the job with 15 minute breaks. I also LOVE sitting through traffic while getting home. It's the AMERICAN way!

I need to remove my foreskin in the intrest of Dr. Burgerstien? Well i don't kno- *snip* AHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIII LOVE AMERICA!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna go eat the new impossible whopper from McDonalds packed with healthy ingredients like onions! Oh... I think... I think I'm having a *ACK*
>suffers heart attack
>gets thrown out of the ambulance because goldberstein & sons insurance incorporated plan doesn't cover heart attacks
*struggles to say final dying words* G…GOD BLESS A-AMERIGAAAAA!
>*dies* (it's the price you pay for living in a shitty country with no free health care)