Thread 149592524

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>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
212 (211 starts)

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
241 (238 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 216 (+18)
NOR: 201 (+25)
VER: 155 (+0)
RUS: 146 (+10)
LEC: 119 (+15)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 417 (+43)
Ferrari: 210 (+27)
Mercedes: 209 (+10)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+0)
Williams Mercedes: 55 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 652.60 (+6.03)
HAM: 649.19 (+31.91)
NOR: 637.64 (+25.89)

>News:
FP2: 2 bongs 20 bings
FP1: Lewis Hamilton (1:26.892), Lando Norris (+0.023), Oscar Piastri (+0.150)
Mercedes to make Max Verstappen, George Russell decision by F1 summer break
Lewis Hamilton urges Ferrari to prioritise 2026: ‘I know Mercedes are focused on next year’
Liam Lawson has overtaken Yuki Tsunoda in the driver standings
Lando Norris: McLaren driver asks for no hostility for title rival Oscar Piastri at home Russell bullish on new Mercedes deal
Max Verstappen remains tight-lipped on F1 future but rules out sabbatical
Yuki Tsunoda takes the blame for F1 Austrian GP shocker
Lewis Hamilton would recommend Mercedes switch to Max Verstappen
Alex Albon's British GP helmet is a love letter to fans

>>149592524 (OP)
SOPHIA TAKE MY SEED

silverstone is cancer

Franco!

can't belive you've done this

>>149592524 (OP)
who is that ugly whore in red?

Why don't they let the F1A womeme race at Silverstone? Is it because that W series driver broke her back?

>>149592524 (OP)
https://youtu.be/mz4ikLHaKBk

>>149592565
the trick is to never let them run at a track where you can compare times to f4

Senna was a pedo

Formula 1 :)

>>149592565
why does it even exist
just put them directly in f3 if they can win a karting championship

>>149592615
Being a hebe chad is no wrong

>>149592615
He got her mother's approval so it's ok

edd

Helmut on German Sky:
>With the current performane that we saw so far, a podium is gonna be completely impossible on Sunday.
itsoverbros?

>>149592565
OOOOHH MILKY WILKY!!! I MUST SUCKY MOMMY TITTY!!!

POLE

>>149592615
its ok if its consensual (the age of consent in brazil is 14)

>>149592670
he likes to sit on them, yes

shartmilton will anally gape the field and cruise to his tenth victory at silverstone. it will be grim.

>>149592657
Today as in sunny and dry conditions. A podium would be possible under wet conditions.

>>149592692
Nah Lando is the better driver

Oracle will be the trve death of Formula 1.

>>149592544
bazed COCA almost saving the championship

>>149592695
There will be no wet conditions

Fshitters yall

>>149592813
>gremlinpilled since toddler
pinbros... it never began

>>149592692
>

>>149592813
watchpocket rocket

Oscar will win as he is better than Norizz and Shamilton

>>149583296
I really don't get how people are so incredibly dense.
>not being able to find a woman so you settle for a single mom and raise her children the father didn't care for
vs
>getting a woman you wanted since you were on a family vacation as a child, taking the child away from the loving father and destroying his career in the process
is simply categorically different.

>>149592836
chuck destroying and exposing shamilton is really fun to watch

Edd is still FAT
(Fucking A Tranny)

>>149592853
plot twist: it's a female to male tranny

>>149592887
imagine violently ripping that thing off him with all the buttons flying across the room

>>149592902
>imagine
no
GG NO RE

>>149592902
ah now I remembered why I don't go to this general

>>149592692
>the one race of the year hamilton has a fast car at is the one with biggest media coverage
nothing to see here

>>149592692
one win at silverstone in ferrari is worth more than 2026 or 2027 championship for ferrari
so they should focus more on winning at silverstone this season, than on 2026- car project
t. ferrari

>>149592965
Speaking like a true Ferrari engineer right there

>all I’m saying is don’t be surprised when Max goes to Mercedes
My wife this morning. I’m not saying it won’t happen but if I’m a betting man I would bet on the opposite happening of what sky sports says.

>>149592912
except this is exactly why you come here

Don’t get horny thinking about your favourite F1 driver challenge: impossible

I fail to see the issue >>149592395
>>149592813
she looks like a cool lass, but her face is very unfortunate

TSOLOVBROS
!!

>>149593014
AM it is then.

>>149593083
Sophia is a (former) F3 driver, apart from that it's impossible indeed

>>149593110
TAKE MY SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

tsolov getting that award again
good for him
now win on sunday and don't get dq'd

Wow nice upgrades you got there AMR

>hamilton first
It's fucking over, slurping will be maximum on sunday

>>149592848
Not to mention he put a baby of his own in her

>>149592615
pedo means fart in spanish
jejeje

>p3 commentary
>qualy commentary
>race commentary
I pay and I still need to pirate this shit

>>149593216
wow, nice to hear that, i had a shit day in the office but i thought to myself, it doesnt matter, lonso will give us another masterclass and martin will do a decent car
yeah, great
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>149593281
she can take the role of pocahontas

>>149593254
Your sycophantic, cringe inducing, post sickens me.

>>149592615
and I'm sure you know all about that given your flag

>>149593295
I hope it keeps you up at night

RÄIKKÖNEN

Christian Horner was asked if he had a backup plan if Max Verstappen was to ever leave Red Bull

>>149593369
ynr lando's fangirls calling piastri in 2024 for being RB hidden agent

>silverstone
>no stone made of silver

I saw a black shape run across the track

A black shape flew over my house

>>149592848
>wanting a woman since you were on a family vacation as a child until you're 25 and she's 35 with a kid by someone else
KEKWABPEN

>>149592524 (OP)
F1 is shit, but where can I get a list of all the times and networks and times for other series such as DTM BTCC v8 supercars, WEC, Porsche Cup, etc? I saw it posted as the op in another thread last weekend.

test

>>149593110
Ugly hag

>>149593369
>ps3
if he wants to win, then yeah i can see that, because there is no way they will let him beat goblino in mclel

>>149593457
go on Motor/sp/ort General, there is an anon posting spreadsheets quite often

>RED FLAG
>LOW SEMEN
>RED FLAG
>LOW SEMEN

Why can't normies seem to grasp Hornyman's comments about Piastri making love to Norris' exhaust pipe?

>>149593110
F3 is a joke, not real drivers.
>not a single karting win or significant podium her entire childhood and formative years
>goes to F4 and immediately podiums
lmao. joke sport.

>>149593457
raceday.watch
now fuck off

>>149593517
>SKUSA TaG cadet: 31st
LMAO even in US she gets shitcanned
>WSK Euro KF Junior: 28th
LMAO!

>i am le race car dwivuh

>>149593457
don't care
look at this cat doe

>>149593614
Edd as a cat?

>>149593614
That's a big cat

Browning has very animated eyebrows

>>149593627
for you

>>149593614
mirin'

Ravioli ravioli
Give me the Fornaroli

>>149593643
Yeah, I am a fan of smaller pussies

Gimli

was having hadjar talk up checo part of his buyout agreement

>F1 racing game advert
>V10 V8 sounds in the background
????

>>149593854
just for you, friend

>>149593881
https://www.asa.org.uk/make-a-complaint.html

so fucked that they treat Naomi like a real expert pundit.

>boomer co-worker sees skinny woman
>too bony need something to hold on
Every single time. F1 equivalent?

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MCLEL TEAM ORDERS YOU SPOONS!!!

I was walking through london the other day and stumbled across that mclel live thing in trafalgar square. what actually was it? were the drivers there?

>>149593953
Every time someone goes
>halo saved him
when in fact, it was not the halo that saved him

>>149594004
https://youtu.be/IEUVpMJKvzI?

I've got a bag of salt flavour crisps ready.

Hamilton will never get higher than 4th inshallah

Hamilton 'straight'

>>149594046
Me in the building behind him trying to explain to my mother why the Dutch masters were important artists

is https://catbox.moe/ down for you guys?

>>149594018
Wholesome :)

>humidity
>33%
>high

>>149594018
*ALERT REDDIT WORD*
*wholesome* for him, but at the same time fuck that bitch, she's doing it just for views and reactions

>>149593457
Idk if they got all of those, but check out lightsouts
https://lightsouts.com/

Digits and Hamilton on pole

digits and every british driver dies this weekend

I want to Penelope Kvyat, uuoh

singles and the podium on saturday is NOR RUS HAM

>>149594167
okey dokey
check em

Digits and the papayas Diogojota themselves during the formation lap

>>149593892
Thank you dutchbro

Dead bull.
Not going to watch FP. We already know who is gonna win. Im gonna play video games instead. Bye

So it's McLel vs Ferrari for the rest of the year with AMX and Jorj fighting for podiums when either of those teams inevitably fuck something up

Err… wtf?

>>149594200
Checked

>>149594226
No it's MWL with Ferrari, Jorj and Amx scrapping for podiums

>>149594228
Is this considered as a sexual harassment?

what's wrong with tsunoda?

HAPPY FORTH OF JULY AMERIFATS
I just LOVE New America in all it's multi-cultural glory. I love paying top dollar for multiple streaming services to watch goyslop on my $1000 OLED television I could have gotten half price used!

YES I will drive the oversized crossover SUV or Truck that I don't really need because I'm a single guy because the auto industry says I need it, I won't question if I do need it or not because I don't need to think for myself anymore, it's just the American way! I also have to pay for subscriptions in it. God I love new cars!

I just LOVE working at the Amazon warehouse as a wageslave getting paid fuck all in return after 12 hours on the job with 15 minute breaks. I also LOVE sitting through traffic while getting home. It's the AMERICAN way!

I need to remove my foreskin in the intrest of Dr. Burgerstien? Well i don't kno- *snip* AHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIII LOVE AMERICA!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna go eat the new impossible whopper from McDonalds packed with healthy ingredients like onions! Oh... I think... I think I'm having a *ACK*
>suffers heart attack
>gets thrown out of the ambulance because goldberstein & sons insurance incorporated plan doesn't cover heart attacks
*struggles to say final dying words* G…GOD BLESS A-AMERIGAAAAA!
>*dies* (it's the price you pay for living in a shitty country with no free health care)

>>149594253
Does she know?

>>149594280
he's shit?

best
marshalls
in
the
world

>>149594280
No upgrades, no confidence in the car, car is setup for stability over performance, he's complete and utter shit, take your pick

>>149594302
Nürb24h was like two weeks ago

>>149594287
>whopper from McDonalds
that's a BK thing

>>149594287
Happy 4th of July burgerbro. I hope your wife gets some xl BBC today.

give my goat the best car or he retires to GT3

piss3 will NEVER win a wdc

Member when everyone was saying he was going to end Albon?

>>149594368
And amd

>yellow
>purple
>green
welcome back kimi raikkonen

Hope you are getting used to Ferrari dominance because next year is ours

>>149594228
wtf, she's more bald than he is.

>>149594389
No, I don't think so

>>149594389
you're thinking of 2027

>Hamilton wins
He literally cannot suffer in silverstone

>>149594405
It's in his contract that they have to cheat during his home race

>>149594389
You know that riddle? What is always ahead, yet can never be seen or touched?
It's Ferrari WDC

>>149594287
Might celebrate today. Got like a shit ton of fireworks I haven’t touched in two years sitting in my basement.

>>149592537
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>149594419
Incorrect, it's not even his home race.

>>149594389
K E K
E
K

FERRARI LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

Lando sisters...its over

>>149593110
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>fake gimi massive slide
>still quicker than narb
I've seen enough

Nicky Louder
Jamie Cunt
Airi Sinner
Elaine Prostate
Maxie Verstrappon

Mike All Boretto

>>149594506
my beloved :)

deadbull

>wife's company was invited to a 4th july cookout/bbq reception at the US Army base that's near our location
>she will be gone for most of the weekend
maybe I will watch the grand prix after all

Ferrari

>>149593340
YKSI YHDEKSÄNTOISTA YKSI YKSI YHDEKSÄN, RÄIKKÖNEEEN, RÄIKKÖNEEEEEEEEEENN

>>149594500
Go suck a dick you satanist. Ferrari and Chuck will save us from you as Maranello is the fourth Temple of God on Earth.

guess how much Ferrari will have to raise the car tomorrow to not get DQ'd

>>149594517
oh man...

'are nige

over status: its

fellow tifosi... there is always next year

>>149594517
Încornorat of Iasi

>1:25:816 with sandbags on
IT'S OVER

pozfags really thought ps3 was in the title race

Estonian is a very silly language

>+0.795
deadbull has never been more dead

Forget the McLaren worries. Norris has just lit up the timing screens with three fastest of all purple sectors to go top by a mighty margin. He is 0.386s ahead of Leclerc, who believes there is more lap time in his car if he can dial out some of the weird behaviours.


Advantage McLaren - although Hamilton has yet to set a flying lap on the softs.

nel's son peaked

hmailton about to gloryrun himself into p1 and suck some white cocks at a gloryhole later

>>149594568
He was -0:003s faster than Jorj last year

>>149594565
Once that rear suspension is on the car, we will destroy McLel and save F1 of the domination from those ugly, retarded and worst than all, protestant, anglos

>>149594461
Africa isn't on the calendar, so this is the closest

>>149594576
I believe in red car fast

LANCE LANCE LANCE SUPER SUPER LANCE LANCE LANCE

Having aborted his first flying run, Hamilton goes second - three tenths back. He has left some time out there by running on slightly used tyres, but is there three tenths' worth? That is what Ferrari will wonder overnight here.


So earlier was Ferrari fastest, with the two McLarens in a sandwich between the two red cars. Now we have McLaren fastest, with both Ferraris in the sandwich before Piastri in fourth.

>>149592558
Naomi Schiff

8 hadjar
9 verstappen
10 Lawson

Damn

rain when, question?

>Norris comfortably wins Silverstone
>Goes into the mid season break full of confidence and on a roll
Are you ready for World Champion Lando Norris?

Somebody shoot DC please

>>149594712
the michael wanted to but bernie didn't let him

>>149594663
always have been. lando is the best driver on the grid when he isn't in his own head

Why did i have no problem watching Mercedes or Red Bull dominance but i find this McLaren team so boring at the front that it makes me want to watch something else.

>>149594662
all weekend

I want to rape Lily Zneimer and make her pregnant with my child.

Post Lily smilling

>>149594733
Auraless, horrible single demographic fan base

>>149594748
I thought french are romantic people

>>149594748
bazed jerome

>>149594748
>>149594752
focus pierre, you're P18

goblina sisters, we are winning

>>149594767
JUST
U
S
T

scary

>>149594760
ynr renault bragging about their 1000 hp

Did they not upgrade Nano's car or what? Shot shit is painful to see

>>149594778
free practice means little
verstappen will gain half a second in Q3, hamilton will lose it, same as usual

>>149594775
I'm on it kaja

>>149594733
That's because Mercedes was pure driver excellence with Hamilton, Red Bull was pure engineering excellence with Newey. McLaren is a jack of all trades, with an advantage because of driver + performance package.

>>149594786
funny how tryhard mclel is about this season where nobody else really gives a fuck because they're focusing on 2026
they know that their only chance to get their bitch asses a driver's title is when nobody else really wants to lmao

that smile, perfect for a bukkake

>snack brown
muted

Did they not upgrade Nano's car or what? This shit is painful to see

>>149594663
worse than Button's WDC

AMX would be leading the championship if he was with Racing Bulls

>>149594840
>Went from the cute, crazy looking girlfriend to this
PS3 can't catch a break.

>>149594859
>if he was with Racing Bulls
or Mclel. or M*rc*d*s. Not Ferrari though, Ferrari are hot garbage

Rolling for :
Even digits : yugi gets a positive outcome : from redemption arc (dubs) to future WDC (sextuplets and more)
Odd digits : Yugi gets a negative outcome : from being replaced by Lindblad (dubs) to fatal crash (sextuplets or more)
Nothing : yugi leaves F1 unremarkably at the end of season

>>149594836
The title still counts though, We were long due a 100% car title. Last one was Hill, which is funny cause of the mental stuff you can say Lando is pretty much modern Damon Hill.

The Lead driver role, James.

>>149594861
what you mean, she always looked like this?

>>149594836
dude, you're mentally ill. McLaren has been shifting resources towards the 2026 season for some time

your whining is at the level of a five-year-old child

>>149594896
Can't belive Duncan did...

>>149594836
last time, in 2021 Red Bull was pushing hard to the end and they nailed 2022 project
if the team works good, their upgrades are on point, then it doesnt matter that next season is "new opening" because everything works just fine
mclaren was strong in 2019 and 2020, they were strong after regs change in 2023, 2024 and 2025
>new regs new change
is pure cope and proven as false, big teams are still in front, shitter are still in the back

>>149594836
2026 is already locked in for Merc, the only thing that remains to be seen is if McLaren can compete with their supplier by having a better chassis

>>149594903
She used to be cute.

>>149592692
Not with that shitter of a car he won't lmao

>>149594953
she still is

>>149594934
McLaren will have the best chassis 101%. they have had the best people in the right places for a while now

>>149594953
She looks the same you knob

>>149594934
>2026 is already locked in for Merc
Absolute copium due to them cheating the regulations in 2014 by having like a 3 year head start.
Can't wait for Red Bull to come out with the best engine.

is Norris the most unlikable anglo to ever drive a car?

>>149594977
ye
lewis was 1st but he toned it down now that hes no longer the protagonist

>>149594975
>Can't wait for Red Bull to come out with the best engine.
good luck with that

>>149594888
And what does that make ps3? Yuji Ide.

>>149594977
depends whether you consider nigmis nugmilton an anglo or not

>>149594975
>Red Bull to come out with the best engine
Honda

>>149594977
I can name quite a few more

>>149594988
A rookie still learning the ropes.

I demand you post cream dress

>>149594748
I said it first, but I will take her to dinner first
she can't run with a full stomach

>>149595005
>3rd season rookie
wew lad save some copium for the rest of us

>>149594953
:)

>>149594977
honestly, tough choice

>>149594977
he is likeable for me, but he is not liked by "them", because
>he is Verstappen's friend
>he shit talked gold calf shartmilton

>>149594988
I dunno who his comp would be. Who was a driver that had a higher ceiling then his teammate but because the lesser driver was the number 1 due to tenure they built the car to his liking?

>>149592615
hamilton IS a pedo

>>149594975
>he thinks merc dont have 3 year head start again

>>149595049
Feels wrong seeing the original

>>149594836
winning is all that matters

Lando is the better driver

>>149595068
>saved
gimi

>>149595053
Just because he's a black englishman doesn't mean he's from Pakistan.

>>149595043
a great driver will win even if the car isnt to their liking
ergo, ps3 is not a great driver

>>149595111
don't think PS3 likes anything to be fair

The pro Lando/McLaren shitposting is so low quality its just as bland as the team and driver.

when will it be our turn to be happy, tifosi sisters ?

never

>>149595134
never.
hop on the Renault-Mercedes bandwagon while you still have a chance

I never cared for Yuki

>>149595163
and he never cared about (You)

gimi

gimi

>>149594733
>no problem watching Mercedes
because you're retarded
>>149594817
have a (You) faggot

>>149594612
He isn't from Africa.

England next

you now remember felipe massa

>>149595163
I only cared for Yuki when I was into deep psychosis

>>149595180
But (You) do, right?

>>149595156
>Renault
never, fuck that company, worthless piece of carbage that produces shit cars

>>149595217
of course

>>149595163
that's because you're racist

>>149595211
to be frank, it seemed more setup related than skill

>yuki gap to verstappen is higher than lindblad on fp1
Give me a good reason why they shouldn't put lindblad there
>He won't get points!
Neither will yuki
>He can crash!
So will yuki

>>149595180
Instant ejaculation every time I see this image. It's like she extracts my cum through some sort of demonic power

Bruh I was playing f1 just there and this happened. Too fucking soon.

>>149595268
Teams can only have 4 drivers for the season. Whoever they next put in the car will be their final driver for the year.

>>149595234
thanks mon ami

>>149595279
who?

>>149595163
I liked him when he was an angry manlet, the anger is gone though so he bores me now

new edd just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf6i9pC2zzo

>>149595426
Just imagine licking Edd's underboob sweat

>>149595489
do not lewd the edd

>>149595489
you'd drown

>>149595197
What ever you have to tell yourself

>>149595225
best cars

be prepared for verstappen to stay in red bull

>>149595657
no. i want a happening and i want it NOW

>>149595657
>going down with the sinking ship
what a generational waste

>>149595489
Between those huge sweating tits that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big. Being there, pressed against his tits. ready to cry. this was my vacation

>>149595369
soccer player called Diogo just died in a car crash the other day. it's a very good reference.

no f4 practice stream
unfulfilling

why would Mercedes overpay for Verstappen when they know even a blind man will cruise to next year's WDC with their engine?

>one of amx' redline buddies is called diogo
that accident is now close to amx in two ways

>>149595704
then why can't ruslel?

>>149595704
Toto is in love with him

>>149595704
Sussie is in love with him

>>149595704
Because they won't be the only one using their engine, in top of that, RUS doesn't sell merch nor is popular enough to carry the Mercedes brand in the public eyes.

i want max to go to mercedes.
Despite the fact it will make 2 of my tshirts deprecated.

>>149595704
because having the best driver on your team means he isn't driving for a rival team

>>149595764
bazed susie wanting younger energetic dick

>>149595769
>wanting to see best driver paired with best engine
based of you, and don't let anyone tell you oterhwise

>>149595726
Russell is better than Verstappen, but Verstappen is more popular with the DTS audience and better for sales/marketing, and Merc will be far ahead in the 2026 regs so the difference shouldn't cost Merc any titles, hence the consideration for Mercedes to sign Verstappen

>>149595784
https://thefappening.pro/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Susie-Wolff-Nude-The-Fappening-pro-8.jpg

>>149595767
the fuel will be the cheat and Mercedes isn't giving it to their customers

>ruslol is better
proper brit shitposting

PPMG (please post more gimi)

>>149595816
Very low effort bait, shamelessly low effort even, but despite that have a (You)

Edd's new video really took a positive tone on MBS's challenger
What does /f1/ think of Tim Mayer ?

>>149595764
>>149595784
>>149595833
VUILE HOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEERRRR

>>149595853
>>149595877
Whenever they've been in comparable cars Russell almost always gets the better of Verstappen. Look at Canada this year. Merc weren't in a tier of their own performance-wise - Verstappen was never seriously troubled by the prodigious Antonelli in the same car as Russell - but Russell just dominated the whole race and never let Verstappen have a chance. I shouldn't even have to bring up the prior race in Spain where Russell's mere presence made Verstappen shit his pants and lose his composure completely.

Merc's considering of Verstappen is purely for marketing and social media presence reasons, George simply isn't a shuntmeister like Max is, which is better from a driving perspective but doesn't play as well from a young DTS fan perspective.

who's the lucky git that knocked Naomi up?

>>149596074
Finnish anon with a jungle fever

>>149596073
ruslel is beyond ass, bro

yeah, ok, Nafrim Gleeston

>>149595919
because Edd knows youre supposed to hate on MBS otherwise social media will hate on you.

>>149595919
professional retard

>>149596073
Russell is pure shit. 90% of the time he just drives around in empty space too afraid to fight. I really think Mercedes think they should have won a lot more races the last few years and that's why they want rid of him.

Contrarianfags never cease to amaze me.

>>149594517
grimi

>>149596222
if russell is shit who are the good drivers?

>>149595769
I want Max to have a good car but man I REALLY don't want to root for Merc. At the end of the day though, I'm a Max fan, not a fan of any specific team.

>>149594953
beautiful, would coom in
would coom in her too

>>149596097
bastard

for me? it's big ol' rear wings

have some george russell serving cunt

Is this where I post vrooms?

surprise of the century: Max will sign with FERRARI, Hamilton signs with NakedSword

max to AF corse
russell to aston martin
NARG to red bull
mercedes and everyone who works for them to hell

>>149595279
>out of the session
do you mean there is another one coming?

>>149596309
>NakedSword
>"The Netflix of Gay Porn"
righto

If Emma Raducanu gets knocked out of Wimbledon tonight she’ll almost certainly be at Silverstone on Sunday

>>149596334
>mercedes and everyone who works for them to hell
based

>>149596334
good post, now i want some frikandel speciaal

>>149596363
>prime era Riker
good taste in men

>>149595833
WTF anon!!!!

>>149594403
That's some pretty good progress, give it one more year and it'll get all the text right without exceptions.

>>149595833
bobs

>>149596510
but no vagena
downvoted

>>149594287
>tfw I can no longer use this meme because the new executive law adopting the metric system

>>149596306
Nah, the other thread is for that.

>>149595549
Is this real?

>>149595600
He is from Stevenage.

Tell me about Silverstone

>>149596613
The Silverstone circuit is on the site of a Royal Air Force bomber station, RAF Silverstone, which was operational between 1943 and 1946.[3] The station was the base for the No. 17 Operational Training Unit. The airfield's three runways, in classic WWII triangle format, lie within the outline of the present track.

The circuit straddles the Northamptonshire and Buckinghamshire border and is accessed from the nearby A43. The Northamptonshire towns of Towcester (5 miles (8.0 km)) and Brackley (7 miles (11 km)) and the town of Buckingham, (situated in Buckinghamshire) (6 miles (9.7 km)) are close by, and the nearest city is Milton Keynes, the home of Formula One team Red Bull Racing. Many F1 teams have bases in the UK, but Aston Martin (formerly Force India) is the closest to the track, with a new base having just been built under a kilometre from the race circuit.

Silverstone was first used for motorsport by an ad hoc group of friends who set up an impromptu race in September 1947. One of their members, Maurice Geoghegan, lived in nearby Silverstone village and was aware that the airfield was deserted. He and eleven other drivers raced over a 2-mile (3.2 km) circuit, during the course of which Geoghegan himself ran over a sheep that had wandered onto the airfield. The sheep was killed and the car was written off, and in the aftermath of this event the informal race became known as the Mutton Grand Prix.[4]

>>149596613
Very flat because it’s a former RAF airfield from the war
Which means when it’s a properly hot sunny day you’ll feel like a teenager at Woodstock 99 baking on the tarmac
Approach roads are all pretty minor B roads so traffic is a nightmare
The nearby Fox & Hounds pub is comfy. From 2021-2023 it had twin girl bartenders who both had at least D cups.

>>149596613
>Tell me about Silverstone
No.

>I don't drink alcohol
>I don't smoke
>I don't drink coffee, energy or sugary drinks
>I don't do drugs

yup that's me

>>149596654
Elaborate on the last point

Poowis Shartmilton’s mom spotted at a local bakery.

>>149596724
his mum is White and not black though
@149596694
boring cunt

>>149596760
B-but he was adopted.

DEATH TO AMERICA

>>149596654
>The nearby Fox & Hounds pub is comfy. From 2021-2023 it had twin girl bartenders who both had at least D cups.
Sounds like a fun time

>>149596594
And I'm from the north pole

>>149596832
America is 8 races from now on but I like your spirit
Keep it up!

>>149596832
Came here to post this

USA is the greatest country on the planet, we all know it but we deny it because that's the best way we can cope with the fact that we are not Americans.

>>149596832
Any important afghani F1 drivers?

You can hear horner panicking. He will lose his job because he could not keep it in his pants. While having spice girl as wife. Fucking wanker.

any americans posting weren't invited to the BBQ and you should make fun of them for it

>>149596943
His only crime was that his adultery was discovered

>>149596984
but who was invited to the barbecue?

>>149597013
Only true racists and rapists

>>149596943
Firing Horner is dumb. He's been leading the team throughout all of its achievements. He's as invested as you could wish for a TP to be. Regardless of whether or not Vertsappen leaves, who better than Horner to lead the team into a new era full of uncertainties and instabilities?

>>149596999
His only crime is that he didn't even get a kiss. At least get blowjob.

>>149596999
>missing frontal lobe
AMXissies... Our response?

joke on you guys can't invite yourself to your own BBQ

>>149597084
Mixed neanderthal genes unfortunately.

>>149597084
stop being retarded

>"combat upgrades"
...I thought this was meant to be an /f1/ joke?

>>149597090
But you can invite others so you won't be alone

>>149597159
braddi pittu in the movie says that plan is C is for Combat (lol)

>>149597159
>normalfags watch the slop
>watch highlights because they're a real f1 fan now
>see this
>think that building a car for combat is a real thing

>>149592813
>nobody even mentioning the nafri mutt
Damn, pin really is a visual distraction

>>149596832
Death to the Middle East

>>149594836
It's customary to bring stuff to the British Grand prix if you are based in England.
It's why Haas, Mclaren, Red Bull, RB, Aston Martin and Williams have all brought upgrades to this race.
Even Sauber brought some stuff.
Ferrari were scheduled to bring stuff but they missed the timing and now their upgrades are coming either Spa or Hungary.
Mercedes being quiet is something however.

>>149597265
It isn't a real thing? Then why did McLaren add anti-max tire spikes?

>>149594067
>she doesn't know about vermeer

>>149597159
i told u its coming part of the official lingo and you didnt believe me

>>149597313
Its to discourage McLaren drivers from ramming cars ahead of them. If they do, then the wing automatically punctures the McLaren's front tire.

>>149594070
governments are blocking it because of muh piracy

>>149594287
>buying an OLED TV used
>no mention of melanin or melanated people

>>149595869
BPPMGD

gimi

>>149594517
And tell her to bring the dau too twain!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNtG_x06x20
sid posters ARE NOT NICE
can you stop with it you racing fucks?

>>149597074
they definitely were banging lol

>>149597417
Yeah sid posting is really not funny but fishtappen on the other hand

>>149597518
You also have to thank him for allowing Hamilton to tie Schumacher

>>149597405
eh, I like to have my dau around during summer, less clothes, more attitude
dad's will, ya know

>>149597518
Fucker bummed his chances in 2014. He should have taken that one

>>149597680
I don't know. Could you please elaborate and maybe add some photo documentation?

I uninronically like the new looks on the F3 car

>>149595489
ah now I remembered why I don't go to this general

>>149598004
/f1/s favourite Asian driver

>>149597938
Here
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149574687/#149575468
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149574687/#149576274

Max has dropped the ultimate TRVKE to shutdown these rumours once and for all.
>https://archive(dot)is/ZBLWX
>'Driving anywhere else or with anyone else is not even on my mind. This scenario does not exist in my head.'
>'Racing beyond 2028, I don’t know. It depends how these new cars will be, and naturally how competitive you are. But in general it’s about the cars, how they feel, are they fun?
>‘But 24 races and having GT3 racing going on and the sim team over and above that as I do is a lot. I have a lot of passions outside Formula One. If I said today “I stop”, I would have a lot of stuff going on beyond my family.’

Now that the dust has settled, why the fuck did he do this?

>>149598099
he was sending the gay to infect the child

>>149598071
Based DailyMail, finally some hard hitting journalism from a trusted outlet.
>>149598099
He's using his magical powers to see if it will come out brown

the opposite of cute

>>149598071
>MAIL+ SUMMER SALE: Just 99p a month for the best of Mail Sport's journalistm
I see, that really explains max's point of view.

>>149598099
He is attempting to steal youthfulness directly from the fetus to reinvigorate his career(it worked and he will win on Sunday)

>>149598071
>why he won't be joining Russell at Mercedes
technically he didn't lie

>>149598099
it's secretly his kid

narb a shit

>>149597518
and Mick Schumacher

>>149597721
Actually with the double points rule in Abu Dhabi and him retiring ue to reliability there is no way he would have won that won if he did the rest without any errors.

>>149598358
NARD and NARH fans keep seething

>>149598170
yjk

>>149598170
big boy roscoe is cuter than l*o

>>149598870
False, that ugly mutt is just as gross as his mutt owner

>>149598099
the last hetero brain cell is still fighting...

blud is beefing with a dog
deceased emoji crying emoji

>>149598099
he was giving a #blessing

>>149598958
forgive him, he has shit taste. but what can one expect from an olliefag...

Rec me somethign to watch

>>149599413
2021 Belgian GP

>>149599237
>this is your brain on bearboi bussy
A dire prognosis, grim
>>149599413
A perfect world

Current F1 cars if they were women.

>MCL39: Old hag that has regained her youth and tries to appeal to all the zoomers through memes and video games. Dates people only at least 15 years younger than her

>F1 W16: Autistic german woman that needs to hydrate every 5 minutes otherwise in her words "she'll suffocate on air." Drinks 5 litres a day. Stubborn and super detailed about the slight changes in the weather, but surprisingly easy to get along with

>SF-25: Lazy Italian woman from a rich family. Arrogant, Gaudy and constantly berates their current boyfriend, while also emotionally manipulating him into liking her. Cucks as a profession

>RB21: Bipolar Personality disorder bitch that has mood swings less stable than an ocean during a tornado. Periodically breaks down crying and screaming begging not to leave her, saying that she'll "fix herself." Physically abuses her boyfriends

>FW47: Gigahag that's trying to regain her youth. Had multiple divorces and is mentally scarred from each relationship that ended up failing. She's super protective over her current boyfriend and thus improving her lifestyle due to his influence

>VCARB 02: The younger sister of the BPD crazy bitch. Gets along with her though, saying that she's just "misunderstood." Quiet and friendly. Copied her sisters interests but is more calm about them. Has a job at the kindergarten

>VF-25: Alcoholic and slightly overweight millenial American that has Italian roots. She's constantly trying to get by with low paying jobs. Depressed, but stalks a young 20 year old that complimented her once when she working as a waitress

>AMR25: Attention deficit Zoomette that has to read the same sentence 10 times to fully comprehend it. Hates herself for it and tries to improve. Comes from an extremely rich family. Loves dads and goes after them. Goes to a japanese therapist

>>149599531

>C45: Yet another hag from Switzerland that had a decent career until she got invested into gambling. Ended up losing most of her savings so one of her rich german relatives is bailing her out. Suprisingly hard-working and actually quite lucky but not in gambling.

>A525: Suicidal French woman that has a critical heart condition. Because of that she's extremely moody, apologetic, melancholic and nostalgic. Will get life-thretening surgery from a german doctor next year

>>149599531
>>149599555
What are their zodiac signs?

GET IN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5y6Jo5yVrg
GET IN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5y6Jo5yVrg
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>>149599531
BPD doesn't stand for Bipolar Disorder, it stands for Borderline Personality Disorder btw

>>149599579
this is HUGE DAY for Nigerian local representation

>>149599579
The only good thing that can come from more Africans in Europe is the accents
youtube.com/watch?v=JG-w4-kHNJ4

>>149599579
How is this F1 related?

>>149599650
She has both. On top of Anxiety disorders, PTSD and Schizophrenia along with other 167 unfamiliar not yet known mental disorders

>>149599719
Hamilton's people

>>149599579
The audio levels are awful

>>149599864
trvke

gimi

>>149599999
>>149600000

should be gimi

well, see you tomorrow

>>149600139
no you wont

I shouldn't have checked the soccer thread

>>149600139
not if I see you first

>>149600244
awww heeeeellll naaaw

>Formula 1 Eddie Jordan Tribute 10:25 - 10:35
Is this allowed before the watershed?

>>149598170
“This isn’t fried chicken.”
Just kidding black Brits probably don’t eat that.

>>149599864
Racism is bad.

>>149599413
boku no pico

>>149600571
Nothing racist with what I said.

>>149600571
He literally called Rwanda "the motherland" >>149600023

>>149592524 (OP)
It's up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDai-397CSs

>>149600767
it's down

>>149600767
thanks peter

>>149600571
proof?

>>149600767
Who gives a fuck about him analysing practice sessions?

>>149600864
This lady >>149600818

>>149600244
it used to be worse back during the peruano days

>>149592537
SOPHIA TAKE MY WEED (for the record, I don't smoke it )

um ps3 sisters, why is the goblin beating him in every session since austria?

>>149600880
How do you know they're a lady?

>>149600924
Lando beats him in 90% of sessions that are not Q3 or the GP

>>149600974
>>149600974

>>149596271
>le distinguished gentleman

>>149601576
what

>>149600846
>H-E-B
BASED TEXAS BEEF

>>149599531
>>149599555
Surprisingly decent takes.