doot

>sent to Amphoreus on what should’ve been a basic supply run
>door creaks open
>smells like expired pappag and forgotten Rememberance freeze mechanics
>walk into the main observatory
>there she is
>Little Ica, seated on a floating trash throne made of Light Cone shards, IPC meal tickets, and wet Archeron body pillows
>devouring pagpag and Stellar Jades, like it’s a time-limited food buff
>wearing three Aha maska
>Clockie spins on a broken gacha capsule, chanting: “SATISFIED SATISFIED SATISFIED”
>Sparkle’s livestreaming it, screaming “THIS IS LORE NOW!”
>March 7th is taking photos
>Sampo selling “authentic Ica drool” in jars
>someone throws a dumpling at Saber (who’s thinks this is Britain)
>finally notice what’s behind Ica
>ketchup smeared on the wall, glowing ominously:
>7.9K panonood 31 minuto ang nakalipas

>be me
>cracked out on two hours of sleep, six sachets of soulglad, and zero remorse
>decide to heat up some pagpag I found in a plastic container labeled "Monday?"
>smells like chicken, but could be Cyrcrane or expired goods from that one fuck in cloudfort, no idea, still eating it
>laptop boots up with a wheeze
>go on YouTube
>algorithm hits me with a video called “Hoyoshills are Ruining Honkai Star Rail”
>thumbnail is some dude in a red jacket, white anime hair, holding a sword like he’s about to cut my WiFi
>says “It’s your fault.”
>feel personally attacked even though I haven’t logged in for three patches
>click the video
>immediately dude’s yelling like he saw Dan Heng's cunny browser history
>blames you, me, whales, dolphins, shrimp, anyone who ever rolled for a 4 star
>mid rant he pulls out a pie chart, screams about Kafka's thighs being a government psyop
>says every update is just a rerun of despair wrapped in anime tits
>suddenly veers off-topic and rants about a TingyunDyke and her not shaving her pussy for the next pic of her crotch
>says she sent him a letter with a single strand of hair taped inside
>”I know what you did,” the note said
>he stares dead into the camera, whispering “tingyunDyke, I’m ready now.”
>returns to yelling about Hoyoverse mind control and how the only cure is uninstalling and eating out Hertaschizo's rancid asshold
>I’m halfway through my pagpag, and my fridge just made a noise that sounded like Silver Wolf saying "L dr.ratio"
>video ends with a hard cut and silence
>I scroll down
>7.9K panonood 31 minuto ang nakalipas

MUST CONSOOM

PLEASE HELP
I heard that they're fixing or changing the customised synthesis.
Like the wishful resign is going away.

is that true?

should i use them ASAP?

hp?

FUCK THIS DUMB ASS GAME

FUCK THIS GAME AND THE BULLSHIT ROLLING FOR SUBSTATS


I SPENT SO MUCH ON REROLLING FOR A USEABLE FUCKING SET AND GET JACK SHIT

I CONVERTED SELF MODULATING RESIN ON REROLLING FOR SUBSTATS

AND IT DIDN'T WORK

I CAN'T GET HYACINE TO THE BASE DEFAULT 200 SPEED YOU NEED TO RUN HER

I'VE BEEN FARMING SINCE SHE CAME OUT AND HER BANNER ENDED AND STILL I FUCKING CAN'T

THIS BANNER IS ENDING AND I STILL FUCKING CAN'T

FUCK EVERYTHING

WHY DOES THERE HAVE TO BE SO MUCH FUCKING GAMBLING

I HATE THIS

I HATE IT SO FUCKING MUCH

IT SHOULDN'T BE THIS HARD TO BUILD CHARACTERS
I FUCKING CAN'T

WHY???????

I HATE THIS SO MUCH

I'M NOT EVEN ASKING TO GET THE BEST HYACINE IN THE WORLD, JUST GET ME THE 200 SPEED ALREADY

THIS ISN'T FUNNY

THIS IS FUCKING AGONY

END MY SUFFERING

gib food

CONSUME

>>527123343
*doot* *doot*