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7/20/2025, 5:47:48 AM
>Don't listen to those morons who tell you to exercise and eat right. You don't have to work out at the gym with those suckers, because I'm going to tell you how you can get truly jacked with just this one weird trick. It's called STEROIDS. Do you really want to look like your favorite professional athletes? Well then, come on down to Zahorian's Emporium, where we can supply you with enough performance-enhancing drugs to kill a full-grown brahma bull. When we're done pumping you full of massive doses of testosterone, you'll have muscles on top of muscles and testicles that look like airsoft pellets, but that last part won't matter because the ladies will be going crazy for your chiseled physique! Here at my lab, I am hard at work every day, cooking up every batch of steroids personally, in the cleanest and most sanitary conditions, so you can be sure that every dose is of the finest quality. My good friend Vince can attest to the fact that my test is the best. So what are you waiting for, you scrawny little nerds? Get down here to Zahorian's Emporium and become the MONSTER you always wanted to be!
>Hello, my name is Vince McMahon and I support this message
>Hello, my name is Vince McMahon and I support this message
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