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7/26/2025, 2:55:07 AM
>>532696719
My personal opinion is that all the crazy takes on the characters that we see today come from Sonic X.
If you to go absolutely, batshit unhinged with the Sonic cast.
>Sonic
Would be written as lazy and aloof but he can beat anybody who crosses his path in the time it takes for the seasoning on his chilidog to set in on the meat all while snarking on them in the Jason Griffith voice
>Tails
Would be written like Tony Stark crossed with 2000s Ratchet. He spends most of his time in his garage working on plans or building stuff to sell but he's got so much firepower stored in his own artificial pocket dimension that every major law enforcement institution has him on a watchlist incase he loses his shit. He also has Cosmo as a wife or is raising their daughter as a single dad
>Knuckles
He's like Ed from EE&E. He's stupid but his tard strength breaks reality if he gets out of control. The only thing holding him back is his rock obsession and he sometimes goes treasure hunting and calls the Chaotix to carry his bags full of loot
>Shadow
He's unironically Coldsteel the Hedgeheg. Maria is a source of his sorrow and angst but he will legit rape your wife, shoot your kids and burn down your house for pissing him off. He regularly shoots cops and soldiers for fun and smokes cigarettes and drinks all while hiring blonde hookers to spend the night with him because they look like Maria and then he'd later shoot them for not being Maria.
My personal opinion is that all the crazy takes on the characters that we see today come from Sonic X.
If you to go absolutely, batshit unhinged with the Sonic cast.
>Sonic
Would be written as lazy and aloof but he can beat anybody who crosses his path in the time it takes for the seasoning on his chilidog to set in on the meat all while snarking on them in the Jason Griffith voice
>Tails
Would be written like Tony Stark crossed with 2000s Ratchet. He spends most of his time in his garage working on plans or building stuff to sell but he's got so much firepower stored in his own artificial pocket dimension that every major law enforcement institution has him on a watchlist incase he loses his shit. He also has Cosmo as a wife or is raising their daughter as a single dad
>Knuckles
He's like Ed from EE&E. He's stupid but his tard strength breaks reality if he gets out of control. The only thing holding him back is his rock obsession and he sometimes goes treasure hunting and calls the Chaotix to carry his bags full of loot
>Shadow
He's unironically Coldsteel the Hedgeheg. Maria is a source of his sorrow and angst but he will legit rape your wife, shoot your kids and burn down your house for pissing him off. He regularly shoots cops and soldiers for fun and smokes cigarettes and drinks all while hiring blonde hookers to spend the night with him because they look like Maria and then he'd later shoot them for not being Maria.
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