nearly got sharked at locals
>went full boardbreaker because nothing but droll will stop any meta deck
>i went second, opponent established his board
>full combo + enough shit to break his board
>i use lightning storm to clear his backrow, he chains silvia
>i chain droplet and send storm and a brick (monster)
>he tries to chain desirae
>you can't activate spells nor monsters
>"huh? but i can because it's a quick effect, let me call the judge"
>read droplet first
>"no, judge!"
>judge arrives and explains the ruling, dude is adamant that he can chain desirae, as he heard of that specific interaction (negating droplet) from a lot of other players
>judge explains that he can only do so if i special summon a monster and paradise is in GY (lacrima doesn't work if the opponent sends a monster), as you can chain desirae to it to negate droplet (and again, this wouldn't work if i send a trap as cost)
>dude gets mad, but we keep playing
>negate silvia and desirae, wipe his backrow
>he only has 1 other monster and 2 cards in hand
>as soon as i add a card, he uses ash
>i had a extender already, so i continue
>swing for lethal
>"it's not enough to kill me, i'll call the judge again"
>judge arrives and explains that droplet also halves attack
>"it does? let me read it"
>"i don't see the attack halving effect anywhere"
>judge grabs the card and reads it loudly, then asks him to read it as well
>"no, i believe you... still, it doesn't add up to 8k"
>judge whips out his phone
>"the machine isn't always correct (LOL), i'll do the math"
>gets it wrong ON PURPOSE by not factoring in the attack halving effect
>goes back to the "droplet doesn't say that it halves attack anywhere" narrative again
>gets disqualified as a result, since he's both blatantly sharking and wasting time (30 minutes arguing because this dude can never be in the wrong)
how is it even possible to be this much of a faggot? and yes, the dude was the stereotypical ygo player: obese, acne-ridden and smelly