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8/4/2025, 6:32:20 AM
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>Dr. Derek Manse reporting
>Today I was on my way to do my standard tour of the GATE facilities, coffee in hand, when I encounter a "situation" near manufacturing
>I had tried to partake in my coffee but instead felt cold porcelain upon my lips. Upon closer inspection, not only was my coffee missing but also half my cup
>It turns out that someone had in their spare time set up what can only be described as a "laser death corridor", with several laser emitters all pointing in the same direction down a narrow pathway
>I had initially suspected that Janet and Abe were behind this, having seen glimpses of their blueprints for what seemed to be a standard laser turret except the scale was written in meters not centimetres
>But I had caught a glimpse of what seemed to be a GATE employee clad in a blood soaked overalls carrying what seemed to be a kitchen knife on a stick
>Whatever the case, I will be releasing a facility wide statement on the appropiate use of public spaces
>Dr. Derek Manse reporting
>Today I was on my way to do my standard tour of the GATE facilities, coffee in hand, when I encounter a "situation" near manufacturing
>I had tried to partake in my coffee but instead felt cold porcelain upon my lips. Upon closer inspection, not only was my coffee missing but also half my cup
>It turns out that someone had in their spare time set up what can only be described as a "laser death corridor", with several laser emitters all pointing in the same direction down a narrow pathway
>I had initially suspected that Janet and Abe were behind this, having seen glimpses of their blueprints for what seemed to be a standard laser turret except the scale was written in meters not centimetres
>But I had caught a glimpse of what seemed to be a GATE employee clad in a blood soaked overalls carrying what seemed to be a kitchen knife on a stick
>Whatever the case, I will be releasing a facility wide statement on the appropiate use of public spaces
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