I woke up too freaky, like, man, I feel restless
Running to the booty like I'm tryna run a business
Dude too skinny, need him thick with the breastses
Stroke game champion, let 'em know who the best is
Reckless, I don't need a jimmy, I'm a beast
Lay his butt on a table, 'bout to do him like a feast
When I'm done, I need floss, got something in my teeth
Take your booty in the night, then I'm gone like a thief
Big Toad with the chode, stretch booty like Finn's dog
Money in my hand, you would think I was a findom
Thought I was straight? Pipe down, 'cause you big wrong
Pipe down his throat then I ride on his big log
Ping-pong, back and forth with the balls
Butt like a fort so I break down his walls
He blow up my phone while I blow up the stall
Got boxers on the floor like leaves in the fall, huh

Lube it up, hop in, slide, huh
Think I'm 'boutta lose my mind, huh
I'm shy, look away, wave, "Hi!"
I love dating women, I lied
Peter Piper, certified web shooter
Gay pornstar, certified web shooter
Face down, cake up, for the man cooter
I think I'm about to blow