Thread 81756358

Coventry edition

i will wait until dinner to eat i will not have lunch

rough sexual intercourse with eva6

>>81756358 (OP)
Peng photo that is

I once went for a walk round the new cathedral next door after coming down from an all night acid bender during my time as a student. What a fucking dump.

>>81756377
Not first this time you nasty bastard

thanks to the anon who made this thread and also whichever last time we had a Coventry thread with this image thank you.

>>81756358 (OP)
>Coventry
It's shite there

Enjoying my time NEETing even though I have to get a job soon x

>>81756387
first two attempts were unoriginal :/

>>81756377
im curious what the man behind ALL these "[sex] with eva" posts are, is he tall? short? fat? thin? old? young?

>>81756413
why? are you thinking about giving him a chance

Too many seethies out there desu

>>81756418
no, just what kind of man is behind all these, is all
i love pizza rolls

pizza rolls with eva6

Won't the new government plan to only apply PIP changes to claims after 2026 backfire spectacularly? If I were unsure about claiming PIP I'd be incentivised to do so ASAP. Ironically I believe this is why Brexit failed as well. "Oh no UK is leaving the EU? Better come here ASAP and apply for permanent residence before it's too late"

>>81756413
Unfunny, gay, cringe, same as everyone you encourage to post here

>>81756305
I have some game recommendations.
>Ghost of Tsushima
>Call of Duty: Ghosts
>Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
>Vanish

Or maybe anime. Ghost in the Shell.

>>81756374
No.

>Ghost of Tsushima
Completed
>Call of Duty: Ghosts
Got it ready to play after Zero Dawn
>Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
>Vanish
Don't know these so thank you very much! I will check them out.

>>81756437
Take her to a discord server and post your cringe there

>>81756413
Me? I'm a petite skinny twink and a gay bottom, but I just find it funny to make such posts

sucking the sweat off eva's summer anus

>>81756413
I mentally imagine all 4chan posters to be 1) pasty white 2) either dyel or obese 3) in a bedroom somewhere in front of a gaming PC or thinkpad. The last one is probably inaccurate since people probably post on their phones nowadays.

eva6 fan club

Eva, if your bf asked you to would you consider wearing a summer dress + buttplug combo with no underwear?
Maybe go out for a little picnic together wearing it?

>>81756461
The same sad 3 failed normie soc tier faggots

>>81756460
nono, ive seen posters here who look quite normie-ish, normal, boring, meaningless tattoos, large builds ( muscular )

>>81756443
Are you being deliberately thick. I've not played those games.
I'm calling you a ghost. Because you ghost people. It's zoomer slang look it up.

For some reason "eva6" allegedly sits in discord servers with guys all day but refuses to do so with the 30 year old unemployed guys "she" attention seeks with on 4chan every day

Coor who's this eva6

>>81756473
>you ghost people
Are you a 15 year old girl? Grow up

>>81756470
Post a 5 second vocaroo. You won't. Why?

Eva be careful or one of the lads here will turn up to your house with no shoes.

>>81756484
None of your business sunshine so stay out of it.

Eva is Crosslad. Wise up you cunts.

>>81756473
Sorry I don't speak zoomer. Don't know if that makes me cap or no cap.

Nobody cares about your boring forced drivel about graphics cards, you are here to sext with 30 year old virgins, so take these cringelords to discord and piss off
>>81756461
>>81756437
>>81756458

>>81756504
>Eva is Crosslad.

>>81756453
Always wanted to shag a small skinny twink lad, just to see what it's like. Not gay, just wanna see if I get off on it in like a powertrip kind of way.

>>81756510
He's getting proper upset now

>>81756509
Ah whatever. Doesn't matter, not like you care.

>>81756513
>always wanted to shag a lad
>not gay

>>81756499
Maybe stop being a pathetic little online-stalker

I'm a smart big lad because I work in recruitment and get paid 25 grand per year

anyone else getting constant connection errors when trying to post?

dossers having big arguments with each other on anonymous forums

>>81756519
Nobody wants to see you sext with a man larping as a teenager get over it you cringe cunt

...right, isn't it time we talked about the elephant in the room?

>>81756534
Are you using 4chinsX?

>>81756534
Ofcom doing a little testing x

>>81756527
Maybe mind your own business with things that
a. don't concern you
b. you know nothing about
P.S. get a life

>>81756544
Nah, tried it but it's not for me, but it might be for you

>>81756540
What's in the room lad

>>81756526
Nah I get it and hey, maybe after shagging them I'd be like 'well okay I'm gay' or whatever, but really the desire is just based around a powertrip. That's why it has to be a small, petite skinny femboy type. I'd just wanna be leaning over them, pinning their arms to the bed while I pound away at his arse ruthlessly, making him let out these cute girly moans. It's about being a dominating top and just destroying a little submissive bitchboi.

>>81756556
>P.S. get a life
Says the weirdo crying because their little homo britfeel crush thought you was too much of a weirdo to keep in touch

>>81756358 (OP)
In September 2008 I sat on that bench on the left where those two women are sitting, reading Ulysses.

>>81756512
Wouldn't mind shooting my pondscum up her amphibussy.

>>81756566
>making him let out these cute girly moans
This is a larp by the way. We're acting when we do it

>>81756566
>I'd just wanna be leaning over them, pinning their arms to the bed while I pound away at his arse ruthlessly

>>81756566
>I pound away at his arse
>making him let out these cute girly moans
>"Maybe I'm gay"

Did you hear the news, lads? Turns out that Jeffrey Epstein was the first child sex trafficker in history with no clients. Wow! Who would've thought?

>>81756512
very odd, this. you had that photo of crosslad, you made him a frog. why?

semi-seething here because this looks good and i remember following photoshop tutorials to 'turn someone into a zombie' and how that would have went, back then, vs you, doing this, now

Eva I would absolutely tear you apart. By the time I was done you'd be shitting out your nipples.

>is X gay
>is Y gay
Most tedious aspect of 4chan.without a doubt. Been variations of this full questions for over 20 years.

>>81756558
I use it, but needed help getting it to work properly.

>>81756612
>Eva I would absolutely tear you apart. By the time I was done you'd be shitting out your nipples.
howling lad x

>>81756612
Would you shag dolly lad haha what a lad its just like the inbetweeners haha I would shag her lol

>>81756573
My only two memories from that period were starting my first day of Sixth Form terrified I'd be bullied for wearing weird clothes (previously wore school uniform) and the previous month getting caught up in a riot at the Notting Hill Carnival. I had never heard of Coventry.

Whatever happened to Nubs? Just disappeared one day.

>>81756608
Why do people care so much about this? It's bad, sure but it doesn't affect my life.

70 posts in 30 minutes is it kings?

Eva by the time I was done with you I'd be playing your ribs with my cock like a xylophone.

>>81756566
How's Australia, sic?

>>81756566
>and just destroying a little submissive bitchboi.
And then you see men IRL and they're nothing like they are online with their angles and filters. Men stink. Even femboys

>PC has aged to the point I need a new motherboard
Cannot be arsed lads
I might get a prebuilt instead

Who is this new anime nonce

>>81756642
You're here to read them all lickle lad. x

I can see my little powertrip sexdom femboifucking fantasies have rattled the noncenest. Even so, I'd still like to try one day.

we all crack jokes that just don't land. part of life.

but how the fuck do you end up on
>i'm recommending ghost-related anime/games...because you ghost people!
?

>>81756666
Just get your motherboard pregnant and you'll have a new babyboard. x

>>81756667
Same as the old anime nonce

>>81756636
Last I heard she was moving to Australia, to follow her dream and become a koala farmer.

>>81756636
Her graphics card broke unfortunately, she can't come online anymore

>>81756651
>Men stink

Very true, I actually met up with a lad from Grindr recently to fuck him in a toilet and he was utterly stinking, stunk of bo, piss and shit.

>having anal sex
>smells of shit
colour me shocked

>>81756565
dunno. had this idea in May, i think it was. just say that, get everyone going.

although what inspired it was the actual elephant in the room. there's no way to write this.

>>81756667
>Who is this new anime nonce
You don't like lads who like anime?

>>81756700
>he was utterly stinking, stunk of bo, piss and shit.
You need to stop being gay and start being straight. Women smell nice

They said they'd aim to get back to me within one business day about me loan. Hurry up cunts.

>>81756706
seem to remember one of ours getting very shocked by this revelation, in a public toilet wasn't it?

>>81756714
I'm not even gay lad. "Prison gay" would be the right way to describe me.

>>81756706
It shouldn't do. It's like with fish, fresh fish doesn't smell of fish. Doing anal one shouldn't smell poo.
Is she fresh?

>>81756706
I've shagged my missus up her arse on the regular for a decade, lad. Never had any shit stink or accidents because she thoroughly enemas before we do it.

>>81756718
>getting in debt
ngmi

Not a fan of this loan gimmick. Reminds me too much of the passport countersignature drivel. At a guess, that's where this is going- he'll need his loan application countersigned by a guarantor or something, but he doesn't know anyone who'll be his guarantor.

>>81756706
So yeah sometimes having anal sex can cause a shit smell but I actually like that because it's kind of fresh shit, it's meaty, it's earthy, there's a lot to appreciate about it. This lad smelled like stale shit, like he'd shat himself hours ago and he'd been walking around in a heatwave spreading the shit around his cheeks. It was a grim one.

>>81756730
Fresh fish absolutely smells of fish you fucking retard.
>>81756735
It's to consolidate some other debt but yeah it was stupid.

>>81756727
>I met up with a lad from Grindr recently to fuck him in a toilet
>I'm not even gay

Getting a loan to pay somebody to countersign my passport won't get me a gf.

The loan company just got back to me. They said I need someone to sign for the loan as a guarantor. But I don't know anyone who will do it!

>>81756706
Legit had shit smeared on my dick after anal. It's a very real thing

>>81756754
Well yeah, that's what happens if you don't enema.

I remember one time in my bisexual twink years (im straight now), I let a guy shag me up the arse and a bit of poo was all over his condom. Was right embarrassing and killed the mood for sure. Funny cause he was from /lgbt/

>>81756746
That's what shoddy fishmongers tell their customers.

>>81756746
>he's never had fresh fish

That's sad lad.

>>81756754
If you're knocking on shit's door, don't be surprised when shit answers.

>>81756651
I normally roll my eyes at foids talking about "porn addiction warping perceptions of women" but when it comes to the prison-gays, it's a very real phenomenon. Stick to doujins lads. Boys are pretty and cute in doujins and their arses are clean and lubricating.

Had a worm hanging out me cock after a particular drunken Grindr hookup. Moved him into a terrarium and he grew up to be the famous presenter Rylan.

LMAO if you ctrl+f on the Eglin Air Force Base wiki page there is not one incidence of the word 'reddit'. Now that's fucking brazen kek.

this is the funniest way that eva6's question could have gone.

I woke up too freaky, like, man, I feel restless
Running to the booty like I'm tryna run a business
Dude too skinny, need him thick with the breastses
Stroke game champion, let 'em know who the best is
Reckless, I don't need a jimmy, I'm a beast
Lay his butt on a table, 'bout to do him like a feast
When I'm done, I need floss, got something in my teeth
Take your booty in the night, then I'm gone like a thief
Big Toad with the chode, stretch booty like Finn's dog
Money in my hand, you would think I was a findom
Thought I was straight? Pipe down, 'cause you big wrong
Pipe down his throat then I ride on his big log
Ping-pong, back and forth with the balls
Butt like a fort so I break down his walls
He blow up my phone while I blow up the stall
Got boxers on the floor like leaves in the fall, huh

Lube it up, hop in, slide, huh
Think I'm 'boutta lose my mind, huh
I'm shy, look away, wave, "Hi!"
I love dating women, I lied
Peter Piper, certified web shooter
Gay pornstar, certified web shooter
Face down, cake up, for the man cooter
I think I'm about to blow

>>81756748
I'm not gay. Gay would mean that my exclusive preference is to shag lads. It's neither exclusive nor my preference. I do it as a last resort in a sexual emergency.

went out in garden for a bit
mumberg says im living in the virtual world
got to get out that room x

>>81756666
How hard is it to make a new pc though lad? Takes 30 mins to an hour.

And then I said "she has an arse like chewed bubblegum!"

How hard is it to enema before anal though lad? Takes 30 mins to an hour.

>>81756797
You fucking bastard how do you know I'm here every single time? Will be giggling about this for days now.

>>81756797
Full arse or her arsehole?

>>81756783
>mumberg says im living in the virtual world
33 here and my mummy is always upset I spend all my time in my room. "Havent seen you all day!" she says. Then I say
>No reason to leave my room love

>>81756800
ive gave myself an enema by accident in the shower by jetting water up my arse. all came out after that in a big fart. werent pretty

one of you is Blad but i'm not sure which.

COME OUT FROM THE SHADOWS, COWARD

>>81756800
doesnt always get you spotless. This is why most homos arent always bumming each other. Too much effort

>>81756781
Obviously I'm pulling your leg but it's weird that the concept of bisexuality doesn't seem to exist in most people's minds. You could have just described yourself as that.

everything i find repulsive about the idea of having gay sex, i can basically apply to heterosexual sex.

>>81756860
I suppose I'm technically bisexual but I feel like that implies that I'm 50/50 when the reality is I have a strong, strong, strong preference for women. It's less 50/50 and more like 99.999/0.0001

>>81756781
> I do it as a last resort in a sexual emergency.
if you do it because you can't get women, that's prison-gay

>>81756887
Basically yeah that's what I already said in this post >>81756727

>>81756895
Oh right. Actually been there myself and even gone through with it. Tell you what, 3DPD is very real

prison gay? just another term for gay.

prison? just another term for jail.

jail? more like gaol.

(it's fine, you did the clever bit in your head.)

>>81756898
You aren't wrong. I never really enjoy it, there's always something about it that's horribly offputting, but every 4 months or so the urges build up and I have to do it. I should get castrated

>>81756912
the truly depressing thing is that your fate is the destiny of a lot of the younger lads here - they just haven't realised it yet

This fred is confusing tk read. Lol. Ill try again after dinner

Wish you lads would shut up

Cannae believe ave been aff nicotines 3 days now. Maybe 4. Well I have a headache nd I feel tired all the time now. Am still happy about it.

All I want in life is my own flat in Nottingham

>SSRIs kill your sex drive!
right, so i've been through it, i have. i know the feeling.
but still, if there's some kind of link, what if some men would LIKE zero libido in exchange for higher mood? you wouldn't care if you were asexual, if you were asexual, would you?

Gregg Wallace bummed my Apu till he pooped himself during the filming of MasterFren 2020

depressed and emotionally withdrawn and gf thinks I am a coward for not expressing myself, how do I break this cycle
>just tell her how you feel
yeah ok I'll say how much I hate my life that'll go great
maybe I should actually idk

>>81756974
yep come to britfeel the thread of 30 year old khhvs for advice
good one anon

>>81756974
In my experience women are happy to hear it as long as you're not banging on about it constantly, as long as you've got a plan to work on it, and as long as you're not blaming them.

>>81756974
>>81756979
hello, young people

Had a shower now off out for a cheeky midweek spoons. Get paid tomorrow so might as well spend the last of me bennies. It Tuesday x

I would be happy if i could remember whats the tune that made me get up n dance with my big cousin on friday night Because I was like that oh wow its my tune nd my big cousin walked over nd i thought wow she knows my tune Nd it was a moment but I dont have a clue what tune it was now.I mustve been so so so so so sooooooooooooooo smashed bc evn under normal above average drunkenness I wouldnt lose control enough to act like that but it seems like I went a bit overboard on the tequila that night.Well the nxt morning she gave me a cuddle nd her son thats on the spectrum was still being nice to me so It wasnt a life ruining thing w/e I did,,To be honest I was craving a drink today a bit but am not gna bother

>>81757003
No proper food today mate? Gonna come down that carehome and force some fruit and veg down your neck

>>81757003
Wish I had someone to go Spoons with

>>81757003
you could be sewing discord on the streets, lad

Its weird how ur just normal level of a bit above tipsy 1 minute nd then next thing youre barely conscious nd hours pass by

>>81757008
i took a walk to poland xx

>>81757014
Where in these islands are you located lad?

>Friend who looks like a stereotypical global-view idea of a fat Northerner with a slap head, bear belly and everything came out as a troon
m8, you are painting a dilapidated shed. Swallowing oestrogen isn't bringing your hair back.

>>81757029
>Where in these islands are you located lad?
Nottingham

There is so so much that could go wrong when youre in that state in public,But at the time that doesnt seem like a concern its jst when i lookb ack now i cringe but i obviously wasnt bothered then

>>81757029
Liverpool lid. Love getting wissed but don't have anyone to do it with these days.

>>81757014
Same now that i fink about it but iwould get a drinking problem nd fat

>>81757046
so true mate sometimes got to let it all out in life

>>81757058
Life is very short.Shit happens x

>>81757070
very very short so i fink myself lucky x

>>81756979
was more thinking "come to the thread full of fellow depressed bastards to speak my mind", not really expecting advice

>>81756974
>ok I'll say how much I hate my life
just tell her you are depressed and emotionally withdrawn, you don't hate life or anything, it is like you suddenly feel fatigued like you've been awake for 20 hours and need to sleep and can't be at your best perpetually, unless she understands it is due to mental illness she will assume it is some kind of personality flaw or that you are getting sick and tired of her, that you are a bad person, basically the story of my life

got that naff ket again. not sure if it's cut with flour or something, making my throat dry up. for heaven's sake.

>>81756991
>and as long as you're not blaming them.
ah, that might be a problem then

>>81757088
we all depressed in life but at least you have a gf in life

>>81757070
You off the codeine yet crossy? Or still working on it (like me )

>>81757105
Working on it x

Bought that worms WMD on steam x

>>81757003
Stupid cunt you'll be blackout drink again in a few hours. Your life is on repeat.

>>81757126
nooo daddy noo

Early stages of an illness coming on. Great. It one thing after another.

>>81757143
Life is hard when ur a wee fluffy bunny
When youre a Prey animal
Everybody wants to eat u
Nd treats you like disposable piece of meat
IT not nice

>>81757167
bugs bunny r34 big cock

seasideMONG doesn't even repost the videos now. The SSA is done.

Having fish and shits for dinner me lids.

>>81757178
not much to post. hes in the same pub drinking the same wank repeating the same shit 10x per video.

Just got approved for a loan from Wonga. 500 quid at 382749274927 percent APR and it lush.

cleaned out my toot got a bit of bonus mcat to go up my nose waheyyy

it was barely any but it killed my appetite, made my creme egg a bit less tasty

Injecting my cum into a cream egg and having Eva unknowingly eat it.

>>81756833
Been asleep for 12 hours today. The only posts Ive made today are about a marmite sandwich and posting a seasideMARK video

>>81757038
i'm in notts, i can go to spoons with you if you're a nice lad

>>81757225
12 hours? Bloody Hell I slept for 10 hours yesterday meself. Now it's humid bet I'll sleep badly tonight fuck sake.

I'll be honest lads, I'm triggered by that lad Ponce in Gibraltar. He makes me jealous because he's so much better than the rest of us.

>>81757232
Big lads need big sleeps

>>81757176
Bugs bunny lost ib time on playstation 1 :3

>>81757232
Dont know what came over me. A while ago I was suffering from sleep deprivation and I think my body is catching up with sleep that I lost out on during those 3 weeks.

Ordered that southern fried chicken wrap me. Oh aye x

HHL orders takeaway every night, something's not right
I'm going to be having a word with Sunderland carehomes about this

>>81757243
Loved this game as well as the one with Taz Time Busters or whatever.
>>81757245
You must have needed it big man, nothing beats a good deep sleep.
>>81757248
From Spoons? Haven't been in years. Used to like their fry ups and a wuppa.

>>81756460
Im muscular me, autistic but muscular

>>81756470
What the fuck would you know tourist?

It's highly unusual and deeply concerning for someone in their 30s to be in a care home or assisted living setting while actively abusing alcohol and accessing illicit drugs like cocaine, especially if they're regularly leaving the facility to get intoxicated. Care homes and assisted living environments are typically designed to provide structured support and supervision, particularly for individuals with physical, mental, or addiction-related vulnerabilities. If someone in such a setting is drinking heavily every night, sourcing drugs, and going out unsupervised, it suggests a serious breakdown in oversight and raises questions about whether the environment is appropriate or safe-both for them and others around them. This situation likeIy warrants intervention from health professionals, social services, or even law enforcement.

>>81756470
>large builds ( muscular )
haha eva noticed me muscular back, I hair mog u btw

>>81757274
mate, that was over an hour ago
look, we'vell all had a few drinsk, tensions are running, high but there are REAL PROBLEMS

>>81757287
I agree with everything said here. Simple as. Also, Cased Closed is incredibly based.

ohh it's another catty guy. mate you're in for a treat as you read this thread lol

>>81757259
Yesh
Time.busters
Lush
>>81757248
Never had that. Sounds nice.

>>81757308
only messing softlad, blowing off some tax cattle steam innit

might start saying 'lol' out loud

>>81757287
Have you told social services about it?

I can still play my Journey game on PS4 while I wait for my part to come. It only needs the sticks, X and O to play.
YES!

>>81757316
You ever play Taz Unleashed on PS2? I liked that one. Remember me mum buying me it from the Post Office.
Lad here was going on about Hogs of War recently fucking loved that game. Rik Mayall did the voice over. PC version is shit because you can't move your pigs.

>>81757051
>liverpool
I literally live in the centre of town in some flats behind this big tesco on hanover street de lid

>>81757339
Lollers have you played the Dragon Maid game?

>>81757326
I've done this for years. It might be the worst thing about me. It sorta basedlennial.

>>81757350
*the big tesco on hanover strreet
dunno why I typed *this*

I started saying oh it lush in my head.

Had a boy from grindr over. He said he liked being forcefemmed. I made him wear a pretty little dress and some cute little knickers and then sat him down and injected him with a dose of estrogen

He only got a boner when I started calling him pathetic

why are men like this?

>>81757339
i heard (from real people) that this was some amazing experience.
it came out on PC, i had a naughty download play of it, i don't even KNOW if it was online tbqh.

didn't enjoy it, the music, the visuals, whatever. hopefully it's not a spoiler/reveal, was the whole online thing a pure mindfuck moment when it was on PS3? feel like i don't get it, but for context i also enjoyed L O S T

>>81757413
All their games are artsy fartsy shite. Like that game where you're a flower petal just flying about. They're basically tech demos.

>>81757369
i think the types of people who have sex and decide to write about it would not write about it like this.

>>81756970
SSRI taker here. I wish they didn't have sexual side effects. But I need a fucking job and I think SSRIs might realistically be my only way of getting a job.

medicated and forced to work in life

>>81757438
Not talking about sex, just had him over for a little sesh

>>81757462
>just had him over for a little sesh

>>81757339
Nice one lollers lad, you can have a night of fun.

>>81757462
do either of yous believe in aliens?

>>81757259

Aye in spoons nows. Got southern fried chicken wrap with chips and a drink for just 8 quid. Not bad.

>>81757492
Should have gotten the chicken burger with the chicken wing on top seasideMARK style lid.

>>81757490
>do either of yous believe in alien

>>81757456
It's the same for us uneducated lads, still forced to work. What uni did you waste your time at?
That was a joke to hopefully cheer you up. I did the wagie life medicated and unmedicated. I also found it soul crushing.

>>81757350
Are you a sound lad who likes to get smashed at Spoons?

It should be illegal for luxury brands to use synthetic fibres

At Starbucks I told them my name was SeasideMARK
Was fucking howling when they read it out
Next time I'll record it

>>81757522
oh my she's cute

>>81757517
the spoons next to concert square is me favorite spoons, luv a spoons me, quite like the swan as well, red n spooky in there

>>81757342
Dont fink so.Mostly lost in time i played w my babysitter.

Because maybe
Eva's gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
Eva's my wonderwall

>>81757522
100% cotton or nothing for me lid. It says so in the Bible. Simple as.

>>81757531
Hehehe x

>>81757564
it also says in the bible
"one shall not be fat"

Crossy is my favourite poster ATM, and I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. But if it does turn out he is Eva6 my opinion of him will drop like a stone

>>81757532
Usually busy that one. I like the one near Lime Street me. More seating

>>81757469
Why do men like wearing women's underwear and being pegged? I'm happy to oblige but it's not right. Men should be men and women should be women.

Greggs Wallace always reminds me of George Galloway

The old testament can be basically ignored, it's context at best. Christianity is about Christ, and this, the new testament

>>81757564
what the FUCK was their problem with mixed agriculture?

The virgin Hebrew
The chad Greek

>>81757564
I believe Acts in the NT voided this law, along with the shellfish one.

x, if your personality could be an object, it would be a good object.

(poet, me.)

>>81757614
OT cannot be ignored assuming it is repeated again in the NT. This is why being a homo is a nono, but eating pig is fine.

>>81757605
>Greggs Wallace
Cracking sosij rolls gromit.

>>81757605
>Gregg = Greggs
>Galloway = Galloways
Whoa!

>>81757630
>NT voided this law

I only wear real fur from Eva's shaved vaginal vagina.

Bible? Lies. Christianity? Fake.

>>81757683
Good one, stephen gawking at underage girls.

>>81757683
Half of his black hole beliefs aren't even testable. Fucking mong

>>81757683
>Science
>Based on reason
>Not based on authority

Science is literally an industry, that's it, it's nothing special, and it's not replacement for a belief in god

>>81757683
>Science will win, because it works

God gave us science and the laws of the universe

>>81757731
could've given us a brain to understand them too. Should've made hiv and aids stronger also

Throwing a cover over Stephen Hawking and pushing him against a wall.

That's riled them up hasn't it
God's plan for their life was to be depressed 30 year old NEETs posting on incel forums 16 hours a day

>>81757683
Would love to fight this retard

>>81757749
and you'll be here to read all about it boxroom boy

>>81757691
Prove it

>>81757697
It's called theoretical physics for a reason you fucking idiot

>>81757702
Science is a method for discovering truth about the universe.
>belief in god
Why should anybody believe in God when there is no evidence of God?

>>81757731
God probably doesn't exist.

eva6 wearing a pink gem heart buttplug to work

And God created man...
>>>/gif/29063838

>>81757772
>Why should anybody believe in God when there is no evidence of God?
It's called Theoretical Physics you fucking idiot

>>81757779
>It's called Theoretical Physics you fucking idiot
fedora poster we need you

>>81757749
>God's plan for their life was to be depressed 30 year old NEETs posting on incel forums 16 hours a day
Literally and unironically yes.

>>81757772
>Why should anybody believe in God when there is no evidence of God?
I'm not having a theological debate with an atheist, but this is like someone suggesting that penicillin might have human applications if it's killing germs in a Petri dish, you stamping you're feet and asserting with certainty that it's not the case because it has yet to be scienced

>>81757354
I have Miss Kobayashis Dragon Maid Burst Forth Chorogon Breath and it reminds me of an old arcade game called Galaxiga. Do you know this game?
>Galaxiga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ8PAZmuPXw
>>81757413
Each to their own I guess, mate. I just like it for the fact I can't get killed and I don't have to worry about levelling up etc. The music is very sombre and best to turn it off if you are feeling low. I like to just wander around the desert looking like I'm lost. I usually am lost hahaha.
>>81757478
Thank you, mate. Hope you will have a nice night too.

>>81757772
Good one anon, with GCHQ and mi5 monitoring the threads helping Ofcom to make a decision, you want me to post some highly sensitive proof?
No, I'm not endangering myself because you can't handle the truth.

Literally no one can prove god, that's why it's faith.

I've already got a peer reviewed paper that's demonstrates the proof of god, it's called the bible. Peer reviewed by Billions worldwide

how do we feel about moving to tor if 4chan gets banned?

>>81757683
Not interested in listening to the opinion of a spacker peadophile. Sorry! He loved going to Jeffery epstine's pedo island he did.

>>81757862
God's real you mong

>>81757846
I don't know that game but I enjoy bullet hell games in general. Would have enjoyed a Dragon Maid VN more though. Not sure how else they'd make it into a game.

>>81757867
I believe in god too anon, I'm just saying that just because a fedora says I can't prove god, doesn't mean I'm not going to believe in him

>>81757866
Have some respect lad he was born in a wheelchair right from his mother's vagoona.

The bible is vaccination from the woke mind virus, it 'jew proofs' society and /pol/ might say

crossy couldn't come up with such a destestable character such as eva6. my money's on BN. maybe shippy. funny how they're cut from the same cloth. I love my dollies me!

>SSM choosing where he wants to live based on how many Wetherspoons and other grotty pubs there are
Lush???

>>81757779
There is no evidence of God you fucking moron

>>81757842
>I'm not having a theological debate with an atheist
Because you're too dense

>>81757853
I accept your concession.

>>81757866
Prove he was a paedo. You can't

>>81757867
Lmao no he isn't

>>81758021
>Lmao no he isn't
You need to accept Jesus into your heart I don't want you to go to hell mate

>>81758021
>I accept your concession.
I accept you don't understand a joke. It's ok anon.

>>81757292
yes, i was referring to you lol
>>81757221
love creameggs, not anon semen filled ones though

>>81758021
>There is no evidence of God you fucking moron
It's called Theoretical Physics you fucking idiot

>>81757865
Why not IRC, we would need a neutral OP/mod.
>>81757875
Did you ever play GTA with the Kanna mods?
https://www.gtainside.com/en/sanandreas/skins/143588-kanna-kamui-pack/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF3K0sqnJVI

>>81757981
>maybe shippy
How fucking dare you, she's the worst character we've got at the moment

>>81757999
He lives with 10 miles of 4 Toby's too

>>81758021
>Because you're too dense
Nah I'm on a train and caffeine withdrawn, maybe I'll entertain your atheism later this evening

>>81757981
>I love my dollies me!

If we use TOR, we can do thread visits to DNM pages, that'll be fun.

I enjoy how a lot of the namefags get blamed for shit I post and do. Happens all the time

>>81758046
post more art.

>>81758098
So you're behind Eva?

>>81758097
i agree, let us all discuss our crimes.

>>81758109
this is exactly what whoever posted that wants you to think lol
>>81758100
the rest is more nsfw/kinkier

>>81758109
No, not that one, thankfully. That would be embarrassing

anyone remember tub girl?

>>81758046
>not anon semen filled ones though
thought you liked nakadashi

Luv my christian brothesr n sisters around the world x

>>81758113
It's not illegal to visit these sites for research purposes.
Fed up of you spooks, here to monitor us due to the upcoming Ofcom decision, and you're also trying to entrap us now, it not rite.

>>81758135
For me it was blue waffle

>>81758136
yes but not in my food, at most, my hair

Mind this spoons at queen st
Last time i was there
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 2012 or something
I got Pokemon Pearl in CEX
Nd then i went nd had a pint
Its a shame what theyve done to queen st stn, the soul is gone

>>81758120
>the rest is more nsfw/kinkier
that's fine. this is not sexual. i do just actually like seeing your art.

>>81758148
lemon party as well

>>81758152
>at most, my hair
did you need to mention that you sexual deviant

>>81758137
Love you too from Gatwick airport

T.beanbean

>>81758172
i remember when i found out what a hairjob is lol

I would like a friend to go to spoons n play pool
I too shy x

Time for a Ginsters pepper steak slice BOIS

>>81758193
Tried to eat one of these like 12 years ago, spat it out and that was that.

>>81758189
>like a friend to go to spoons

>>81758189
where abouts are you from?

>>81758184
never heard of it can u explain it for the thread

>>81758189
cute picture i want a bunny now
>>81758209
its where you wrap your (long) hair around a penis, and then your hand around the hair, like a handob, but with the giver's hair inbetween

>>81758189
this WOULD be me, right, it would.
but i'm back on that relapsegrind, me. and once it's finished, the booze is over. it turns me into a monster.
>>81758184
YOU UNCOUTH WENCH

>>81758163
fucking hell that brings back memories so it does

>>81758193
Greggs sosij beans and cheese pasty, and cathedral city cheesey balls. Hopefully won't burn this lot of food. Going to set an alarm, methinks.

>>81758163
>>81758219
the burger king above was very ((liminal)) as they say

>>81758215
>its where you wrap your (long) hair around a penis, and then your hand around the hair, like a handob, but with the giver's hair inbetween
that doesnt sound comfortable

>>81758202
Hehe Yesh,,Nd the crystal palace one looks dodgy from the outside but i think it WASs comfy.Ave not been inside in years.Or john moore.The inside of that 1 felt quite cramped I think.

>>81758207
Well glasgow but it doesnt matter,Am really shy anyway

Too hot in the gym

too hot in the office

no cute gym girl to smother me with yer sweaty pits and ass and feet

fucking joke mate

>>81758247
you are revolting

>>81758247
What the fuck are those

>>81758229
Yea,,It just felt so much more comfy walking in when there was the bit with the ramp, It was like sheltered away from the noisy world,I liked queen st stn,Now its just,MEH just another building

nothings gone rite in my life i'll be lonely forever x

>>81758163
That looks utterly depressing. I'd love to have gone.

>>81758250
Lmao x
>>81758253
stinky sweaty feet de lad x

>>81758061
NTA but, that's a good idea. Can we call each other faggots on there?

>>81758163
>I got Pokemon Pearl in CEX
my life were better playing nintendo ds in the back of car

And here is a piccy of me nd my pal from the internet getting ready to go out to "The raven" renfield street for a craft beer

>>81758271
where's his head gone

>>81758292
who knows where we are going

>>81758274
it's IRC lad they have IRCops (lol) you can type whatever string of characters you want to into your computer machine, but each server has RULES which is CORRECT.

>>81758274
We can do that hahaha. You have to make a name, a nick. So it isn't like here were you and others can be called the same "Anonymous".

>>81758315
IRC isn't the best idea for the format we're used to, it would be a lot better if we just hosted our own board. Either way problem with any option is getting everyone to move over.

>>81758315
Bagsy the name anonymous. I know of IRC, but not how to use it really. I think a few anons might be in the same boat, but there'll be guides out there.

Trooncord with me as admin

you motherfuckers i am getting to NickServ first

>>81758288
You and Ebin keep posting pictures of yourself as 2 women

nsfw piccy of me

Saw these vapour trails and thought of BritNormie

i want cool weather and dark evenings back

>>81758385
Didn't really need to see that

>>81758385
you have a commendable penis

life is so over x

>>81758217
Pic is us on a spoons date

>>81758398
Not BN but, I saw 1 the other week [but failed to get a pic] of a white chemtrail with a grey trail parallel to it.
Picrelbutnotactual

>>81758419
No way, are you like dead n shit?

>>81758398
Phwoar, on the train

>>81758444
Waiting to pull into Victoria but we're not moving, going to miss my connection at this rate

>>81758440
no still breathing just a right MOany twat I am.

>>81758452
Thought so mate I recognised that view

>>81758456
We all do it lad, it's good to have a vent now and then.
This is why we need to sort a new home out. What are we going to do if the unthinkable happens, ring r mum's and say all this?

>>81758452
Victoria is a vibe-neutral place. Horrid. Hate it.

>>81758464
Pulling in, just going to make it I reckon

>cycle down to chippy
>lock up bike
>buy more than i can eat
>forget bike lock number
>abandon bike
>get taxi
>eat half of what i got
wasting so much money today

Hey siri, message mum, I'm going to have a spliff then a wank and go to sleep night.

hairjob from eva6

UC phone appointment next week de lxds

if i get my bennies im ordering some ket in
scringle's on for freeee

>>81758524
back off you nasty bastard

arseholejob from chika

Hairjob

>>81758473
aye just nice to post a image and shout into the void. if they take away my 4chan I will be fuming they already got SpankBang behind some AI ID CHECK NOW LMAO porn is gone 4chan gone what we gunna do I cant do friends irl

Febrezejob

hairjob from SSMs hairy arse

>>81758532
I had a great time on UC during the pandemic. Think I got about 1500 quid from em. Enjoy lad

>>81758421
hahaha. man 4chan is wrong. i know i'm here, but i hate how yous (wes) have all gone about 'cringe' shite. changing times and all that, but, it's still the internet

>>81758250
sorry for calling you an uncouth wench i don't actually know your couthness status sorry mate

used to have friends in life
now i just post on britfeel all day and emulate social interaction

>>81758646
Gradually occurring to me too. It happens.

>>81758646
Been like that for years. In fact in 2019 /britfeel/ NEETs were semi regular now they never happen

>Do not post photos of yourself on /r9k/. All "rate me," meetup, and camwhore threads belong on /soc/.
Mods on this board are geuinely fucking retarded newfaggots of the highest order. It wasn't even me, it was a fucking random picture from my folder. The filename is a fucking 4chan filename I saved. Newfaggot Janny mods kys

>>81758689
Ban evading, are we? Might have to report you.

>>81758689
I wish that were me, shiet

>>81758675
Meets* corr

>>81758702
Nah it was a warning. And I don't care if I get banned, faggot.

>>81758689
since you are going to be banned anyway, can you repost the picture? was THAT it?

lmao fuming x

>>81758689
The jannies and mods here are actually pretty based. They make mistakes but overall they are sound lads

>>81758715
Its a random picture i saved off this board lmao. But our newfaggot jannys cant tell because they've used this website for 1 month and don't even check filenames.

tough guy doesn't care if he gets banned

Fairly sure the person impersonating me is a janny because he has literally never once been banned for posting alizee

>>81758728
Probably outsourcing to India

>>81758728
the fools. bet they can't even estimate UNIX timestamp ranges in their head.

now, post tits (yours)

>do not post pictures of yourself
>picture is something i saved off r9k
lmao jannies pic related

>>81758728
Post the picture again if you dare, big lad

>do not post pictures of yourself
>picture isn't myself
Very good job. Now go eat some donuts and hot pockets in your basement you ugly virgin mod

>>81758766
How are they meant to know? You claimed it was of you, even if it wasn't. It's like someone obviously lying and claiming to be under age, if you say it, you'll get banned

>>81758766
what if someone posts a picture someone posted of themselves on /r9k/, on /r9k/?

>>81758689
I had the same once happen to me its because you put "me" in the post and they think its actually you

>>81758789
>How are they meant to know
I don't know, maybe they need to learn to do their free job better? It was a 4chan filename so its obvious i just saved it off this website?
>1751560948171324.jpg

>>81758799
see lad >>81758796

>>81758565
That's it. This OSB is nothing but an annoyance, as some children (somebody under the age of 18) will just use a vpn to watch porn.

This is a picture of me on the toilet. It's really me. Honest.

mental that back in the day you had to get out the old digicam and snap a shot of yourself in the mirror. EVEN WHEN it was a MySpace thing, some lass had a camera, that felt like an event. she brought gear.

life is once in a lifetime thing
chances of you being born is slim
be born and be on earth in western world
be white
spend your free time complaining about 4chan rules

lmao x

>>81758799
You could have edited the filename. Sounds like the based jannies have done an absolute number on you by your resultant melty

>>81758799
lmao fuming x 2 x

>>81758828
Yeah its definitely me m8 even though its all over the internet. Crazy how 3 seconds of work you can check right?

They cant even do their job (that they do for free) properly lol

>>81758840
3 seconds of work they don't need to do. You claimed it was a selfie, selfies are against the rules. The based and merciful janny let you off with a warning and you're in full blown melty mode

>>81758847
Okay, pic related is a selfie also

Wish I had a huge trap cock x

>>81758852
Lad you weren't even banned, and you're absolutely seething. How about just don't be a mong and post pictures which you claim are selfies. You FAFO'd

>>81758840
Based janny done you a goodun and you're seething, just learn your lesson about playing stupid games

Mad spastic, probably a yank, comes in here to spam tranny porn and make no othet contribution whatsoever, Pic related gives him a warning, goea absolutely ballistic

Theres this bloke that looks like gigachad sat opposite me on the train

>>81758905
ask him his opinion on tranny posting

Reform party try not to shit the bed challenge: impossible

>>81758928
what have they done now?

Post-400 anxiety is killing me right now, please please please make a new one ASAP, thanks lads.

I want to die again, bros

>>81758967
We'll get a new thread going for you shortly

>>81758967
What's causing you to feel this way anon?

Shippy is a janny

>>81758980
>OCD (contamination phobia)
>loneliness
>alcoholism that ruins my wallet and relationships
>no hobbies, job, gf, purpose in life, motivation
>anger issues that make me want to bash my head against the wall or scream at the first inconvenience
>social anxiety
8 yo anon was bright, happy, ambitious, cute, curious and sociable
26 yo anon would give him the creeps and make him pull the trigger

>>81758976
thank you for your service

>>81758840
just by uploading and/or linking to the locator of that image, you have PRODUCED said image, and are therefore liable to suspicion under future Acts.

>>81758981
No, he gets banned too much. Febrezelad I could believe, non stop shameless avatarfagging, never ever banned.

>>81759005
sounds like most people on this board, we're all just existing mate

>>81759030
It hurts more than before, I think I'm going more insane than before and I have no fucking clue when this shitty ass psych clinic will be able to receive me

>>81758981
Nah, did apply in 2017 but was rejected. Funniest thing of all is SCEA thinking I'm a PoLICE officer assigned to monitoring 4chan

>>81759037
NTA but, can't you get happy pills from the Dr while waiting?

>>81759054
I already take benzos, it barely helps
Can I get "better"?

There are large buildings in Manchester that wouldn't be there were it not for SCEA

Waa wa wa

>>81759074
he was a pillar of the concrete pouring community

>>81759086
He set out tower cranes level and line

>>81759064
Is there anything more, or are benzos meant to be S tier?
I think you could get "better".

cor I remember scea being a namebame back in like 2013, hes been sacked for a while huh

>>81759097
you suggesting actual drugs (although "legal" if a doc can help) or mostly just legal but stronger stuff?

>>81759064
me? liberty cap mushrooms, ive seen some fucking mental stuff off those

>>81759102
Eh, do you buy the benzos?

>>81759116
Part of it and I don't really """"buy"""" its efficiency
There has to be better out there

>>81759125
Ah it's you, impersonatormong.

>>81759134
literally who
first time I come ITG

>>81759005
some cunt has it worse than me, fair play, but can i have your kidneys/bladder? just for a day. 24 hours of what it used to be like.

Holy fuck please make a new thread, my post-400 anxiety is frying my brain right now you have no idea.

>>81759184
Alright alright lad

>>81759192
>>81759192

>>81759192
>>81759192