>get off the bus and go into my apartment
>someone follows me into the elevator
>it's a 6' obese but effeminate-looking MtF with long hair and F R E S H horizontal cuts up his right arm and a shirt with a sex joke on it
>asks me in the deepest possible voice to hit his floor

I thought about sinning via praying for him in public to show him that he needs it, but stopped myself.