Thread 33342036

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i had to bust 3 times in a row just to feel normal

Reminder that women are more willing to date downwards then men are.

>>33342050
haha yuri flight attendants XD
can i save your humourous picture anon?

I was watching the show Pantheon and it portrays a man supervising his daughter as she browses 4chan's /x/ board? Is this normal family activity in today's world? I grew up before the rise of 4chan, reddit etc. so I'm a little bewildered by the idea of a father and daughter looking at a place like this website together.

>>33342036 (OP)
That's a wild shirt.

Should I apply for a job with ICE? I know people are shitting themselves about immigration detention centers and Trump's mass deportations but I'd be deeply proud to be part of the agency that arrested P. Diddy

>>33342060
it wasnt humorous to me a few minutes ago

>>33342071
If you feel that strongly about illegal immigrants, sure

>>33342073
Asuka reminds me so much of this chick I ate lunch with in high school. Like they're so similar it's not even funny.

>>33342071
if you want to
waste some beaners for us

>>33342071
Sure buddy. You can always be a garbage truck driver if it doesn't pan out.

>>33342050
Yuri flight attendants... <3
That was one job example I was thinking of actually that does often have make up in the dress code
>>33342078
Hot

>>33341952

But I feel like women should want to drink my pee, I consider it to be the ultimate act of humbling herself to me and a sign of complete trust and devotion, but they always just treat it like some random fetish. I think women should be exposed to it more as part of sex ed

>>33342082
How about a man homosexually pees into your mouth and gives you a golden shower, you little shit?

>>33342078
yeah i never had any chicks that were mean to me. probably cuz none like me. when a chick is al tsundere like that you know they like you. but if theyre just, yeah come sit with me at lunch and you talk about lame shit like your day where nothing happens you know you've been friendzoned

>>33342083
Thats disgusting, I'm straight

>>33342084
I didn't think of her that way so that wasn't an ish. I did have a massive, probably unhealthy and obsessive crush on the chick who was dating the dude she had a crush on though.

>>33342057
>women consider 57% of men on dating sites to be 0.833/5s or lower, or on a scale of 10, a 1.67 or less
>Only 6% of men are 3.333/5s or higher, or 6.67s on a scale of 10
This is actually insane

Men, did women bully you in school?

>>33342054
picrel was a woman on reddit who was giving me genuine advice and got a lot of upvotes for saying that. It was a general thread i made asking for advice on how to suggest better date locations (it was really more about me asking how to learn to say no to boys) and maybe 80% of the fifty or so comments were just horror stories about their friends that got dateraped or otherwise things along the lines of
>youre stupid and going to get hurt

when ive talked to other people at my school there have been times theyve told me
>oh that doesnt sound very safe you could get hurt

one time i met this girl on bumble BFF (its like bumble but for friends yeah it suck) and the second time i met her she said if i downloaded a dating app i would certainly get assaulted

When i told my therapist about it all he had to say was
>well i understand your frustration but you are at a higher risk of getting sexually assaulted

When i excitedly told people about the first date i had been taken on they told me it sounded like a horror story and are shocked i wasnt hurt

when i told my mom she basically said the same and we had a talk but it was a terrible talk because when she was my age she was almost married and the only clase call she had was with a man on a hookup website in the 90s

she had nothing to say i didnt actually know

>>33342071
Go ahead, it probably pays well and you don't have to deal with actual criminals daily like a real police officer.
I think I remember reading that the majority of the department is ironically hispanic (like the military) because it's a good stable job and speaking spanish is probably required.

>>33342082
I knew it was going to be a mistake replying to that post, I never learn

>>33342092
M
only in elementary school, exclusively african american women
like 40% of why im racist today is because of that

>>33342092
they all thought I was retarded because I never said anything, and would always talk in a nice way but the nice way you talk to a dog

>>33342092
Some did sometimes. Not seriously, mostly like jokes and sarcasm and pretending to want to talk to us or do things with us.
But not the "Stacies", like the cheerleaders and the ones the whole school lusted for. Those girls were super nice to the autists and weirdos.
Probably 'cause when you know you're the queen, you might as well laugh and have fun.

>>33342097
Why would it be a mistake, aren't we all here to better understand different people's perspectives on life and relationships

>>33342056
both my therapists say im autistic but i genuinely dont believe them. I am not like any autistic people i know and i am not like disabled in any way i am very high functioning. Im just a bit awkward and math-ey

also autism in girls is rare so its unlikely i have it

>>33342092
Yes, this somewhat bitchy yacht club beach bum preppy chick who always wore purple or pink tank tops, hot pants, and flip flops would join with her gay best friend in teasing me by accusing me of having a small penis and being secretly gay or wanting women to beat me up. Every other day in math class they would carry on this routine. I'm not sure if they knew I found it hot or that it gave me an erection.

>>33342110
you're DEFINITELY autistic, you should listen to your therapist and accept it

>>33342092
Nah I was too popular to bully.
I did have a few girls who acted really freaking weird around me, though, which would have maybe counted as bullying if they were saying it meanly? But they weren't...? So mostly it was just a very confusing situation.

>>33342092
In elementary once, they put makeup on me and everyone laughed :( she was a giga cutie

If a white guy is willing to date a black girl, it should be safe to assume that that's his preference, rather than just a compromise, right?

>>33342094
You share too much information. Don't do that. Be more selective in what you share. You're going to get yourself hurt if you don't stop.

>>33342092
M22
i dont remember anything prior to covid so i couldnt tell you

>>33342092
Yup, often.

>>33342092
Im a girl and got bullied by boys in school. does that count?

>>33342078
>Asuka reminds me so much of this chick I ate lunch with in high school
It's called BPD

>>33342092
Nope.

>>33342100
Blacks bullied me too in school. So same.

>>33342121
NTA
I'm also a girl that got bullied by boys in school too. People like to pretend we don't exsist.

>>33342110
You're spamming cat pictures on 4chan to be identifiable and having meltdowns over it every other day. If you're not autistic, you must at least have some other equally serious mental disorders.

Anons am i more like Asuka Rei Ritsuko or Misato?

I really want to be like ritsuko when im older she seems cool

>this is the only anime ive watched other than haruhi

>>33342116
I think he's just thinking "fat ass, nice", I don't think he's thinking about the future

>>33342108
No

>>33342110
From what I hear, it's not as rare as people think it is, it's just underdiagnosed because autism in women and girls tends to show up in more socially acceptable ways, and because they learn better how to fit in.

You use reddit, might I suggest scrolling through things like /r/aspergirls and /r/AutismInWomen ?

>>33342116
Not necessarily.

>>33342092
This one chavvy girl would bully me at school (cause I was a nerd), so I thought she hated me, but would then send messages on facebook like "heyy wuu2 tonite xxxxx" (which I ignored out of fear)

>>33342094
Anonette, they are giving you pretty generic advice that they give to every woman, because some problems are just part of the female experience, like periods and makeup.
Gotta chart your own path in life. Some girls ignore all that advice and just bang dangerous dudes off Tinder or in fraternities cause they think it's fun, and they just accept the consequences. You gonna do that? Probably not.
Stick to safe dating (dating high-class guys you meet in your classes, at a nice cafe or restaurant) and things will probably be alright.

>>33342110
Hey we're the same. My therapists also say that but I also don't think it's correct for me (I call myself "neurologically abnormal in a way other than autism"). My opinion with regards to the medical theory is that it's inappropriate to just lump all neurological abnormalities into "autism". The brain is far too complex for that, there are actually 20,000,000 things that can go wrong in the brain's development. Are you weird? Yeah. But I also think autistic people, the sensu stricto kind, should have their own little diagnosis and not have every high-functioning weirdo (and retarded person) in the world lumped in with them.

>>33342128
Autism is about as serious to mental health as mild GERD or occasional idiopathic migraines are to physical health

>>33342133
I don't know you.

>>33342135
Please don't joke.
>>33342137
>Not necessarily
But is it a safe bet to assume so? Like more than 50/50.

>>33342138
why would you give your bully your phone number, chad
i literally never gave anyone my phone number in high school, or had anybody ask for mine
that continues to this day in fact.

>>33342116
Depends? I'd date a chick who gives '80s Janet Jackson or '90s Halle Berry

>>33342110
>autism in girls is rare
Not really, they just tend to mask better
Nothing wrong with having a touch of the tism

>>33342136
then why are you here

>>33342089
Dude, isn't this just coming across as a creep? Like I'm feeling uncomfortable just thinking about pushing with an uninterested girl until she gives me an explicit no.

Is there really no way to gauge it without being as creepy?

>>33342133
Never watched it (strangely, considering how long I've been here) but we have to go with Ritsuko because you're definitely not the other 3.

>>33342061
How old was the daughter?

>>33342148
>Nothing wrong with having a touch of the tism
Yes there is autistic people are gross and they live empty lives. I want to be normal. I cant be autistic

>>33342149
To be violently sodomized in the bum over the internet.

>>33342153
Trvke

>>33342116
No? I just don't care about race
Hottest girl I went out with was black

>>33342138
Probably wanted to bully you in bed, m8. But right of you to ignore her psyop.

>>33342152
She was like 13 or 14 in that moment of the series.

>>33342145
There is more of a hurdle with dating anyone a different race than you (mostly family pushback, even if they aren't stereotypical backwoods racist, you'd probably become a black sheep of the family) so I wouldn't really say it's a compromise, because it would actually be a harder road.
(Assuming this is actually dating to marry rather than a fling)

>>33342145
I have no numbers for it, but if I were to speculate with no knowledge whatsoever beyond myself I would say 60% chance he doesn't care, 20% it's his preference, 20% chance he's settling.

Wild guessing though. But honestly, don't worry about it. If he didn't want to be with you, he wouldn't be (trying to be) with you.

>>33342133
evangelion sucks tbqh. i looks nice but i think its overrated. haruhi was decent but that 8 epsiode bullshit was bullshit

>>33342162
It's overrated but it doesn't suck.

>>33342154
male or female

>>33342153
Chill chica. You aren't any less you if you're autistic. And plenty of autistic people lead pretty decent lives.

>>33342162
I was in my teen anime geek otaku phase when the first season was released. It was a smash hit among the weebs my age, with all the humor and cheesy shit we expected. I was so stoked for season 2 and then it ran itself into the ground with that Groundhog's Day bullshit.

>>33342163
its mid i guess

>>33342116
Maybe the contrast gets him off.

>>33342110
>also autism in girls is rare
No, it's underdiagnosed because women don't have loud/violent/destructive autism problems because we're taught masking as just being female in general.

>>33342092
They were put in their place in high school but now they are in jew daycare and powertrip when given authority

>>33342169
>>33342116
>>33342156
Black Hole Sun, won't you cum? Won't you cum? Wash away the rain? Black Hole Sun, won't you cum? Won't you cum?

Is it a bad idea to go lift at 11pm?

>>33342133
You're definitely Misato

>>33342169
>it's pink

why wouldn't it be?

>>33342174
stupid question. Next!

>>33342145
It was 0% a joke

>>33342172
I am in Jew day care every week on Saturday. It's called attending shul at a local synagogue. Sometimes I even volunteer for local Jewy nonprofits. Crazy, I know.

>>33342133
Based, Ritsuko is mommy

>>33342176
Except Misato was desirable

>>33342177
i thought itd be brown tbqhwy

>>33342092
Really only just the one in fifth grade. She wasn't too bad though.

Of course, there might have been some girls in the lunchroom of middle schoolers that were spitting phlegm on me as I tried to quickly eat lunch for a year. But it seems less than likely.
And there was those girls that catcalled me for twenty minutes outside of school once. That was bizarre.

That's about it.

>>33342166
i dont want "pretty decent" i want normal
i want
>a normal looking husband
>kids
>good job
>friends

If im autistic how the fuck am i going to get that? If i am all im going to be is a cat lady

Where do I meet clingy gf

I hate this bitch so much, I still have her cat so idk what her plans are but
>I need a bit more time
bitch I gave you 1 week STOP BEING MENTALLY ILL

>>33342182
Also Misato regularly has sex with Kaji to try to fill the emptiness inside her.

I relate to him a lot, except the gross moment where he hits on Shinji.

>>33342179
I'm spiraling before bed.

>>33342174
Don't do dangerous lifts alone. Be safe

>>33342116
It's safe to assume he thinks she's attractive.

>>33342146
This was on Facebook when we were like 13 (everyone added everyone on there and she went to my elementary school also)
>>33342153
>autistic people are gross and they live empty lives
That's a bit harsh bruh
>>33342158
Lol
At the time I was just oblivious and thought she was a meanie
It was only seeing the messages years later scrolling through old chats that I was like damn

>>33342092
On the last day of school 2 or 3 girls complimented my backpack and asked for my "digits" and then were like, "ohh you dont know what digits are, thats a phone number sweetie". I assumed it was some weird prank and said sorry and walked away. this was in 2022

How should I feel about the fact that this disgusting guy I know who raped his sister and never faced criminal charges for it got sexually groomed by an older man when he was in his teens?

>>33342196
Sympathy.

>>33342177
"I bet its pink" is a tiktok meme from a year or two ago where a bunch of little boys would make terrible harassing comments on girls they like where they say
>i bet its pink
and then some OF women were like "omg yes my pussy IS pink!"

the trend ended when they started commenting "i bet its pink" on videos of newborn babies

>>33342178
Oh I'll go lift

>>33342180
Do they still cut off baby penises

>>33342190
>I relate to him a lot
You have sex with misato?

>>33342159
That's a bannin'!

No, that is not normal.

>>33342185
You can start by not posting your nudes on the internet when people ask.
Then you can take time learning social cues you should've learned in high school (not as an insult, I'm saying this as someone who learned all my social skills in college).
Be patient and don't try to rush into a relationship until you know how to tell if someone's trying to take advantage of you.

>>33342196
he still deserves to die

>>33342196
is he disgusting because of what he did or how he looks

>>33342185
You will never be normal. Get over it and move on. Not being normal doesn't mean that you can't still be happy.

>>33342198
>the trend ended when they started commenting "i bet its pink" on videos of newborn babies
Lol wtf

>>33342185
To play devil's advocate, you can just be like those outgoing blue-haired girls on Tinder that have autism (they also say they have ADHD, BPD, CPTSD, etc). They want
>a handsome dominant boyfriend
>a good job
>lots of friends
>fuckbuddies on Tinder
and
>the right to call themselves victims and oppressed by society in every intersectional context
They're the ones that really want it ALL.

>>33342200
I don't fucking know, I'm ethnically Jewish, uncut, and started attending shul as an adult, mostly because I 1. Remembered that I'm Jewy by ancestry and 2. Got pissed off at people who shit on Jews.

>>33342190
I feel like a female shinji

>>33342190
Who do you have sex with to fill the void?

>>33342196
Usually, thankful that you had a family where you werent any of those people.
My condolences if that's your family.

>>33342185
Look. You might want to sit down for this one.
You're a 20 something FEMALE virgin (nothing wrote with those, just less common) and not at a lack of trying because you cry here about having nobody to date constantly.
Oh yeah and you post on 4chan often enough and with a specific gimmick to where people can recognize your posts.
Even if you aren't autistic per se, you still have SOME mental illness that will prove to be just as debilitating as autism

>>33342213
Nah, she had a physical illness and it was called "being 300 pounds". She cured it.

>>33342211
Lonely trans women, female autistic art hoes, gay men looking for a dick to keep them busy

>>33342116
nah, men will fuck anything
when he impregnates her and doesnt run away maybe

>>33342116
Not necessarily that he prefers black girls every time... I mean, we all thought that about Travis Kelce since he only had black girlfriends and then boom he's banging Taylor Swift

>>33342185
Those aren't even hard asks lol.

Chica, I think you have this idea in your head about autists. It's a spectrum, not everyone is a complete mess.

>>33342203
> you can take time learning social cues you should've learned in high
Most of my high school expirience was during the pandemic. We graduated in masks

>Be patient
Im too old to still have never had a boyfriend. Im falling behind all the other people my age. Ive still never even drank

>>33342212
I'm thankfully not any of those people, but I did help that family "move" once. By which I mean I helped them unpack their moving boxes two years after they'd actually moved into their house. It was deeply depressing. Unsurprisingly, the rapist brother was a habitual 4chan shitposter.

>>33342209
The children of Abe are alright in my books. I’m against usury and genital mutilation really it’s nothing personal. I hope they let you keep your penis

>>33342209
NTA
But it sounds like your family really isn't all that Jewish at all and most non-Reform Jews would reject you.

>>33342213
>Even if you aren't autistic per se, you still have SOME mental illness
I was born with depression because bipolar runs in my family.

>>33342221
>Im falling behind all the other people my age.
Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.

>>33342223
Take care of your kid, Andrew.

>>33342150
Pretty much no. If you are shy about it, you will hear stories for the rest of your life about how "Jenny really had such a crush on Anon, but since he didn't make a move, she thought he didn't like her so she had to settle for Billybob."

>>33342224
Not true

>>33342225
At least you didn't get bipolar lol
Depression and mild autism are very manageable and treatable

Men, why did this dude that stopped talking to me 6 years ago on discord send me a steam wallet 50 link 2 days ago? Is this how spammers get you?

>>33342185
I fell in love with an autistic woman and now she's in a better relationship with a better man for her.
You'll be fine.

>>33342138
That's hot. Should have let her bully you with her pussy.

>>33342225
I've volunteered for Jewish nonprofits and most people have been pretty accepting that I know jack shit about Judaism as a religion besides the very basics, it's being descended from a Jewish lineage and being dedicated to Tikkun Olam that counts.

>>33342224
NTA
my family are orthodox and they completely reject the concept of me being jewish because my mother is a goyim. But they also dont view me as a complete member of the family because of that

it fucking sucks so bad how racist jews are about who gets to be considered jewish

>>33342224
Reform Jews are the only Jews worth caring about and socializing with. Reform Jews are the only Jews who can exist peacefully in modern society. Conservative Jews are rabid Zionists and Orthodox Jews don't wear deodorant.

>>33342233
Sounds sus.
Like maybe you're still in his contacts and he got hacked by a virus.

>>33342233
Honestly, are you stupid?

O focurse this happens on the one day i don't want it to

>>33342232
>At least you didn't get bipolar lol
My father. grandmother. and great grandmother all got it

Im at the age where it usually onsets. Its likley that my depression will progress to bipolar

>>33342233
>steam wallet 50 link
Idk what this means
Sounds like a scam tho
>>33342235
She was actually pretty
Wonder what she's doing now...

>>33342237
Reform and Humanistic Jewish congregations would be fine with you, as would most secular Jewish groups online, your local Jewish Federation or Repair the World chapter, etc.

As the saying goes "two Jews, three opinions"

Women guess how many other women you women you are on a first name basis who you interacted with this year who would be willing to pay $5 for a 10 to 30 minute "Abusive boyfriend forces you to give him a blowjob after a bad day of work ASMR"? Would you?

>>33342243
What, did you grow a dick on your forehead?

>>33342185
The problem here is that you are being much, much too vague with your wants. You didn't even say the amount of kids.
"Normal Looking" is a grand sliding scale of "good face and muscles underneath his body" to "yikes but a great smile" to "mr. 10/10". Kids, with any serious relationship, needs to be discussed fairly early because you don't want to wait a year to find out the-guy-for-you wants like 1 kid and maybe adopt one while you want 4 or 5 (or any other mix of situations).
Of course, with this, you still have to take into account that reality exists and you'll have to take everything in stride. The "good job" might be meh but you can make good friends at it or it might be in a great location. Basically, you'll have to settle a little bit, but think of it more a shoot for the moon land in the stars deal.

But first you have to actually plan for the moon more than "go up". And you don't have "oh but I think I have X and Y" because obviously "X and Y" doesn't really matter.

>>33342221
>Ive still never even drank
so? You're underage. I didn't have my first drink until I was 22 because I wasn't interested.

LIFE ISN'T A RACE
YOU CAN ONLY COMPARE YOURSELF TO THE PAST YOU

There's people getting their PhDs before they're 22.
R.F. Kuang published the Poppy War when she was 19.
I'm 31 and single, while I have friends who are married at 21. Another couple's having their 2nd kid at age 25. Meanwhile we all spent our weekend going to our 37-year-old friend's wedding, who legit was worried she'd never find love in her life.

If I spend all my time comparing myself to other people I'm never going to get anywhere in life. There will ALWAYS be someone "ahead" of you. Go live your life.

>>33342249
Isn't that the plot of FLCL?

>>33342244
you'll cross that bridge if you get to it. Enjoy your life for now

I was hanging out with a guy and he started kissing me and I said it was okay and I said I’m don’t want to go further but he said okay but he kept going and we had sex but I told him to stop because it hurt and that I didn’t want to keep going I just wasn’t into it and he said okay but he kept trying to keep going and then he said I was sending mixed signals and I am NOT crying rape or anything but I really want to kill myself right now because I promised myself I would never do a hook up but I broke that promise and I never want to see him again. I should die I really want to die
I'm really serious I'm going to kill myself why am I such a doormat

>>33342221
>Ive still never even drank
You aren't missing anything. It tastes really bad and will alter your brain chemistry to want it anyway.

Chica, you'll be fine.

>>33342258
So you got raped basically.

>>33342239
I have no problem with Zionism in the sense of the belief in Israel as a Jewish state, but I see it more in geopolitical terms than religious terms, from the perspective of an American geopolitical Realist Israel is a handy if somewhat erratic ally against hostile states like Iran, themselves backed by Russia.

>>33342258
>but he kept trying to keep going and then he said I was sending mixed signals
Uh oh
Sorry that happened to you anon ): not your fault

>>33342258
Go to the doctor and get nonconsensual sex on your medical record. Go to the police and get nonconsensual sex on his criminal record. If you said "no" but he did it anyway then it's not your fault, but it will be your fault if he does this to another girl because you didn't stop him when you had the chance.

>>33342246
growing up i had a lot of jewish friends and they were always excited with the idea of me embracing judaism.

However my dad was very clear that i was not jewish

ive mostly given up on the idea of going to judaism. I read some of the english torah and its just not enough to bother. I just accept im not really as jewish as other goyim think i am

>>33342257
NTA but my life right now consists of drinking with four buddies outside of a gas station and yelling harassment phrases at people who walk into the shop late at night. The shop owner has got tired of chasing us all away and just lets us all sit there into the dark of the morning smoking weed and drinking box wine out of a paper bag.

>>33342258
Seriously, I'm sorry.
Less seriously, have a song that might help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeMeDihwyrg

>>33342241
I didn't click it. I just saw the notification and opened the chat.
https://u.to/PcNOIg
Here you go.

>>33342247
I had a stronk redin that

>>33342271
Don't open, it's BBW porn.

>>33342266
Just be a Noahide. That's what I sometimes tell myself I'm doing. There's not a lot of upsides to actually being Jewish, anyway, just a ton more rules to follow.

>>33342260
>Chica, you'll be fine.
thank you anon, i appreciate reassurance

>>33342258
>I am NOT crying rape or anything
anon im sorry but it really sounds like you got raped. Please tell someone, this is not okay

>>33342261
No don't say that I jjjust changed my mind halfway through
>>33342264
I knew what he was doing and he kept asking if it was okay and like I don't know. don't say I got raped because I will kill myself
>>33342265
I'm not doing that he didn't even cum

>>33342271
Sis, have you heard of phishing and hacking?
A cute girl I knew from high school still sends me phising emails from the account some Chinese hacker took over all those years ago.

>>33342276
>I'm not doing that he didn't even cum
He'll do better with the next girl he rapes.

>>33342244
Idk, if you're already in your 20s, been on SSRIs for like seven years and not had a single (hypo)manic episode, then hopefully you're in the clear
>>33342276
>jjjust changed my mind halfway through
Nothing wrong with that, the fact he tried to keep going after you said no makes it noncon
Don't beat yourself up

>>33342277
Yes I have. That's why I'm posting it so I'm not clicking on it. Kek.

>>33342276
drink a glass of cold water a slow down a bit. Or go out for a jog. Just clear your mind for a bit an slow down.

disregard the story but this guy looks exactly like an older version of me

>>33342270
That didn't make me feel better
>>33342275
I am never telling anyone about this how retarded am I that I fully let that happen

I cannot wait to leave this bitch behind forever and never hear her ugly shrill voice ever again

>>33342286
Shrimp is canned?

He lives really close to me too I'm so fucked. I never want to see him again I knew this wasn't going to go

>>33342286
I guess he shrimply wasn't right in the head

>>33342258
I really fucking hate women, but this sounds like rape

>>33342228
Man I've heard this already and I'm only in my early 20s. I met with some high school friends to catch up last year and one of them confirmed to me she had the biggest crush on me but I was mega autistic back then so did nothing.

One of the things she'd do was talk about how much better I was than her ex in every way and last time I checked they've been dating for literal years now and are headed for marriage after reconnecting a few years after my encounter with the girl. Ain't that some shit lol

>>33338817
>>33340403
>Makima poster, I summon you. I have something I want to show you.
What would you like to show me?

>>33342288
It's not retarded to protect yourself. What do you know about this guy? (1), he doesn't respect boundaries. (2), he doesn't respect the law. (3), he's stronger than you. If you had fought back against him then he might have beaten you bloody, or worse. Freezing was the smart move. You are not retarded for not fighting.

>>33342293
Agreed, she really should report it and it's not her fault

>>33342276
How long ago was this?
if you're up to it, have a friend take you to the hospital. It's your rights, its your life. If you're in the US, you can talk to a SANE nurse (handling this is their job) and they will walk you through taking down some information and biological material and you can decide what to do later, like two months later if you want. You don't have to do anything right now.

>>33342227
I just got out of jail last week dipshit and I got my work tools back today, I’m going as hard as I can. Why don’t you stop inviting millions of foreigners into western society to drive up real estate prices you stinky leftist. I can’t even find a trailer park anymore, it’s all been gentlyfried into ‘tiny homes’. wtf happened. If I wanted to live inside a C can I would sleep overnight at the jobsite protecting the copper from hobos. Plus I have a house now. I’d tell you eat a dick but that’s your problem you need to stop eating so many dicks. it’s making you fat and gay and liberal

>>33342293
No he stopped when I told him too but he kept trying to restart after we got dressed like putting his hands over my crotch and stuff and I said no to those times
I could have stopped at any point and he would have listened. I'm just a fucking worthless piece of shit who is retarded

>>33342272
So your mental facilities would be reduced enough by simply reading the title that you would probably pay for it because of reduced impulse control? Noted

>>33342286
justified, step fathers suck

>>33342299
No I'm not ruining my life over this
>>33342296
I genuinely was not clear enough with him

>>33342286
So like young george bush?

>>33342307
You won't ruin your life at all anon, relaxx
Also sounds like you were plenty clear but he was just not respecting boundaries at all from the start

>>33342304
No. They would be reduced to disability to not.

It's not even a. big deal people hook up all the time I just have autism and think I have to be a pure angel blue baller

>>33342304
No woman is going to pay you to listen to you jerk off, retard

How do I politely ask women that they owe me sex without having them getting overly disgusted and threaten legal action?

>>33342307
I'm sure your self-hatred will be very reassuring for the next girl who also gets raped even though she keeps telling him to stop.

>>33342299
And theres no material he didn't cum what's the point and it's like 6 am now this was hours ago whats the point

>>33342316
Grovel

>>33342308
nah
just the eyes and eyebrows maybe

>>33342318
I'm spineless
You think me tattling will help?? He's going to call me crazy because I will look crazy.

>>33342319
The point is that your life matters. You matter. You deserve to be treated with respect. You came to an advice thread on an advice board to receive advice, and this is it. Deep down you know that you have to take action, and you know that you have to do it now.

>>33342307
>No I'm not ruining my life over this
Doing the stuff at the hospital won't ruin anything, you don't even have to report it. If you're over 18 the hospital doesn't have to report anything, and they won't if you tell them not to.

At the very least, you might want to talk to a SANE nurse just to process what happened and talk about it with someone. Those nurses have had these conversations with thousands of women. They might have some good advice, at least.

>>33342322
*mwah*

>>33342319
If it was only hours ago, that's pretty good, they can get enough. For example, they try to get hairs and skin cells and stuff.
Also, they can test you for STDs, that can be useful.

>>33342328
better advice than the one guy trying to put the guilt of the world on your shoulders at least.

>>33342092
women stole from me a bunch, same with guys. i lost a bunch of rulers, pens, pencils...in the later years of high school i even started losing flash drives. i think people kept doing it because they found it funny, on top of how i'd be a bit careless when i was younger but my homework was on those flash drives, and i never was able to use my stationery for more than a couple weeks max. i should've hit way more people than i did, it drove me up the fucking wall. if i ever find myself in a burglary as an adult, armed or not i plan to pummel them (in other words, kill myself)

>>33342162
i love that 8 episode bullshit, it's so funny. i think i'd find it even funnier if i watched it while it was current

>>33342319
https://ryanforensicdna.com/male-dna-from-rape-cases-without-ejaculation/
As a man, please report this guy.

>>33342323
You won't look crazy. You're not the first person to be in this situation. It's a tale as old as time, and things will only change when people like you become unafraid to stand up and tell the truth.

>>33342331
weird but okay

>>33342328
I can't go anywhere for at least another 24 hours
>>33342338
I don't want it to have been rape that isn't helpful I just want it to be a mistake I wish I never did it though

>>33342342
reminds me of that one time i sent a nut video and said "i love you" in it. she blocked me and that will permanently haunt me.

>>33342343
Have you've slept any from after this encounter or has the adrenaline kept you up since then?

>>33342340
Idk why you posted that post. There was no question. But I'll smooch it.

>>33342347
I haven't slept I want to go shower but now you guys are freaking me out that I might wash away evidence

>>33342343
>I can't go anywhere for at least another 24 hours
Why not? Can't you call a friend or get an Uber?
If you go and get examined now, you can sleep easier the next few weeks and make a decision much later on how you want to talk about what happened.

Why is it that women will drop men at a moment's notice but for guys, we have to think about it for weeks before dumping a gf?

No i'm fine it's fine. I'll feel worse if I go to a hospital and have to wait 6 hours to get my shit swabbed over something stupid

>>33342300
Not reading the ramblings of some deadbeat nigger

>>33342352
not true. if a girl does what i consider a deal breaker ill drop her and ghost her in a microsecond

>>33342352
F
We think about it for months

>>33342349
You're freaking us out with your refusal to take care of yourself.

tech anons i have a question

is github enterprise worth it? I think i want to host a static webpage and im told its otherwise good for personal webpages for cs students that dont want to manage servers.

But is it worth it? I probably wont work with a lot of people on git other than classmates for a while so

>>33342343
>I don't want it to have been rape
You don't have to let it affect your life if you don't want it to. Moving on in your life is a choice you can make. Not every unpleasant sexual thing has to be turned into trauma that you carry with you forever.

>>33342353
It's not stupid anon, please just go, you and future people deserve it

Goodnite anons

>>33342352
They're called boundaries.

>>33342349
If you decide to contact the police about this, you should probably hold off on showering or washing and excess handling of your clothing during that time. I haven't read everything and I don't know full context, but yeah. Things to consider.

>>33342363
>Not every unpleasant sexual thing has to be turned into trauma that you carry with you forever.
Thats what I'm saying
It was only unpleasant because I have hang ups over intimacy
It wasn't violent or bad or anything I'm just disappointed with myself
>>33342364
I can't I have to go to bed

>>33342365
Goodnight faggot sleep well <3
>>33342343
This isn't London is it?

>>33342361
I don't know about that one specifically, but anything with "enterprise" in its name means it's for companies, not individuals. If you just want to host a static web page, there are other ways of doing that. Heck, your university might even have a way you can do that. Probably not though, they probably don't do that anymore.

>>33342349
>>33342353
I'm sorry, I know this is a miserable situation to be in, and spending the next few hours in the hospital is probably last on your mental priority list. And I don't blame you if you don't go.
But remember, they came up with that whole SANE nursing program to make sure you're in control. You can go do the swabs and then decide to try to forget it forever. Maybe it'll help you feel better having that control over it.

>>33342361
Have you asked /g/? Might be worth doing so.

>>33342368
>or bad or anything
I mean it's pretty fucking bad that he kept pressuring you and then didn't stop when you asked him to and that it was hurting (and then he accused you of giving "mixed signals")
Sad part is he'll probably repeat this with somebody else
That's why you should follow the other anons' suggestions, imo. It's not your fault, could've happened to anybody

>>33342361
your uni might have free stuff or discounts for that, especially if it's a big one, check that first

>>33342369
Remind me to never trust that blabbermouth asshole QT to be discrete with any privileged information.

>>33342351
It says I have 72 hours
>>33342371
Maybe I'll go tomorrow. I'm not wasting time and resources over something stupid
>>33342363
Please tell me this again I know I can forget all about this I just feel bad for not being "perfect"

>>33342370
OOPS sorry i was talking about the wrong version i meant github pro not enterprise i got confused sorry

its 48 a year which sounds reasonable but im not sure?

>Heck, your university might even have a way you can do that
They do it for a lot of services like ArcGIS Overleaf and Adobe but i havent been able to sync my github up with my school. Maybe it might if i can?

>>33342349
>>33342353
I would say first step is to unfreak out, because obviously you are freaked out.
Maybe just listen to an album you like while reclining in a sofa or chair, just try to slow down a little. Obviously this is something that's quite a big deal, but that doesn't mean you have to shake hands with anything yet, you have time to, well, deal with it.
Maybe try to listen to a new song? Maybe Very Sleepy Rivers by Mercury Rev would be a nice one? (I don't know your musical preferences, but auditory stuff helps me reorient myself the most. You may just want to listen to white or blue noise actually. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlVoMl4KyvE is a fine video.)
>>33342360
seconded.

>>33342368
Life moves on, get some rest. You'll feel better in the morning.

>>33342378
What says you have 72 hours?

>>33342383
Google
>>33342381
>but that doesn't mean you have to shake hands with anything yet,
But you do you guys are saying go right now
Do I put my clothes in a plastic bag? I don't want the retards at the hospital to lose my clothes

>>33342377
Sleep and go when you wake up, then. You can process it and make decisions later down the road.

>>33342385
What's the question you're asking Google, and what's the answer it's giving you? You might be misunderstanding it.

>>33342378
It's okay. No one's perfect. You don't have to carry this with you. You'll be alright :) Tomorrow's another day.

>>33342385
Put your clothing into a plastic bag if you want it examined for evidence.

>>33342391
Actually a paper bag would probably be better

>>33342385
Honestly, if it was a stranger or unknown hookup at a bar, we would be begging you to go right now, like right this second.
But the guy is someone you already know, right?
And yeah, put your clothes in a bag and don't wash them.

The one woman who took interest in my life seemingly has no interest staying in it anymore

>>33342369
>This isn't London is it?
London had hookups before

>>33342397
Yeah I feel you. At least we have each other.

>>33342388
In most cases, DNA evidence needs to be collected within 72 hours in order to be analyzed by a crime lab—but a sexual assault forensic exam can reveal other forms of evidence beyond this time frame that can be useful if you decide to report.
>>33342389
Thank you
>>33342394
Yes like I have his address and shit I don't see a point in scrouging for a dick cell

>went on a date with a girl from Hinge
>both of us are having a really good time
>start making out profusely towards the end
>tells me she had a lot of fun and is more or less clamoring for a second date
>like, showing me her calendar and planning it out on the spot
>I want to see if I can go out on dates with other cute matches
>make up excuses and try to schedule her in for two weeks from now
>says she has a curfew and has to leave by 9:30
>we spend half an hour "saying goodbye for real" 50 something times while making out in a parking lot before we actually part ways
>asks me for my number and double messages me on other socials telling me how much fun she had
>open up my Hinge to find out my account was removed/banned
Did she.....report me? Just to make sure I won't go on dates with other girls, seeing as how my Hinge is gone? She mentioned how it was normal for us to be going dates with other people, but she didn't seem all that happy about it....

I really hate women.

>>33342258
>I said I’m don’t want to go further but he said okay but he kept going and we had sex but I told him to stop because it hurt and that I didn’t want to keep going I just wasn’t into it and he said okay but he kept trying to keep going
This is how you should have responded.

No ones going to want to date me after this lol I'm going to be the hook up bitch forever.

>>33342411
You're asking Google the wrong questions. That's for the police, but you still think you're not going to the police. Go to the hospital, and go as soon as possible, because they do things differently there. The hospital is more concerned with how (You) are doing, and they want to help you sooner rather than later.

>>33342419
That's not true.

>>33342411
The reason it can still be useful is that it proves that it happened.
They see tears, inflammation, etc. (and STDs if he had any). So if you want to prove that it happened, you can. It prevents anyone from being able to deny that and come up with stuff like "oh, we just touched over clothes".
I obviously can't tell you what to do in your situation. Just do what you think is best.

>>33342419
Come on. You know that girl London that the other anons are mentioning? She's done a lot of slutty stuff, she sucks at saying no. And everyone still loves her.

>>33342258
Sounds like it could have gone worse.

He doesn't know or care that I still love him when he closed the door on me.

Sometimes I steep myself in lefty hysteria to balance myself against the rightoid hysteria

>>33342092
no, two of the girls in my class crushed on me though. i turned them both down because i was convinced that girls would distract me from school and ultimately a good career. also turned down my childhood friend for the same reason.

t. virgin at 28 with a great career

Ladies how can I make you being around me more enjoyable if all I do is be quiet and nothing. I am the opposite of a life of a party.

M21
when is puberty going to be over lel
body hair keeps growing on new places, namely my back and shoulders
felt like not even a year ago when i first noticed it

>>33342434
Stops around 28-31.

>>33342434
It's a wide range, for some guys yeah stops around 30.

>>33342432
Idk. You'll have to communicate though. So maybe be good at that. What kinds of nothing do you enjoy doing?

>>33342434
F20
I feel like i only finished the bulk of it last year and now i have constant sexual thoughts half of the month

>>33342441
It's the typical story of a boring guy who sits in front of a computer while his girlfriend watches looking at the screen on a chair, and then stomps out and slams the door.

I really am trying to prevent it from happening.

Women, thoughts on boro style clothing?

Can I be an incel in form, but not in spirit?

>>33342420
I'm fine I showered and I feel better but I put my clothes in a bag and swabbed myslef
>>33342422
Yes it is this isn't what I wanted from life
>>33342423
Okay I'll decide later

I'm mad at myself at the same time. I knew he was implying it when he invited me over I had plenty of time and space to leave and I just stayed. But also why are men so evil all the can think about is their dicks

>>33342361
no, it's not worth it. as an individual developer who doesn't maintain a large open-source project, you get everything you need with the free tier. it doesn't impact collaberation with git in any way and afaik it doesn't impact github.io static websites.
back in the old days before github was acquired by microsoft, you needed to buy a paid tier to get access to private repositories, which is something students want if they want to collaborate in quiet, but that was abolished long ago and private repos are now free for everyone, too.

t. using github since 2014 and have been using it professionally for getting paid to maintain a large open-source project for a couple of years now. never had a paid account.

>>33342450
if you are writing sentences like that you should be using language in ways like 3 levels up from "incel"

>>33342447
So... why can't both man and gf play game? Or he play nondogshit games that are worth letsplaying for a gf that also enjoys said games?
It's only a negative that now you have to find a gamergurl instead of just a single woman.

Love isn't real God has sent his signs to me. There is nothing on this earth for me

>>33342455
Wait you can get static webpages for free? I thought that was a paid feature?

>>33342459
Life is a simulation.

He also kept blowing vape smoke in my face after I told him to stop LOOOOL I'm going to get murdered I know it

Someone make me laugh right now I'm serious

your larp has gotten tedious

I don't consider girls swallowing to be some treat I should be thankful for, they should be obligated to swallow my cum. Why do they act like its a big deal its barely anything. Like 1/2 a tablespoon.

>>33342461
yep
https://docs.github.com/en/pages/getting-started-with-github-pages/creating-a-github-pages-site

>GitHub Pages is available in public repositories with GitHub Free and GitHub Free for organization

>>33342470
Oh thats amazing

thank you

>>33342468
i want her to spit it back in my face and then ill freak her out by licking my eyeball with my long prehensile tongue like a lizard

>>33342466
https://youtu.be/1vH5ysOxLBc

>>33342466
Only funny I found

>>33342092
No. I reacted harshly towards anyone I thought was making fun of me, but that never got to the level of bullying, and I honestly have no idea what percentage of incidents were warranted vs. me sperging out at a girl trying to flirt.
For example:
>freshman year high school
>bring newspaper to read in class before teacher gets in
>girl I don't know: "anon, I like your newspaper"
>sounded sarcastic
>>"piss off"
She didn't talk to me again, so I think it worked, either way.

>>33342474
Thank you

>>33342466
choose one for you and one for him

>>33342239
Reform Jews are by far the most likely to be subversive, nationwrecking parasites

>>33342474
fast and bulbous?

>>33342276
LARP

Do you think she's thinking of me right now?

>>33342493
no shes thinking about her happy place

Meeeeennnnn
Does your cock pass your balls when standing?

>>33342490
I wish lol

>>33342494
You're probably right. If I had to guess, she only thought of me for a day or 2 and went about her life. Maybe after another week or 2 she'll remember that she hasn't smelled me in a few weeks and then she reach out. Probably not tho because that would mean something would go well for me

>>33342497
You get a 3/10 for effort, but you have to be more subtle.

>>33342499
Just a bad hook up

he never planned to stay

>>33342036 (OP)
25 is the new 30
30 is the new 50

>>33342495
Yes? Isn't that the same for all of us?

Milk

>>33342472
i used to wonder why microsoft offers all of these features for free (especially the amount of CI hours they provide across the board is insane, their costs for providing static websites pale in comparison), but these days i know that lots of internal MS projects significantly depend on open source as well, and they decided that they need to provide the infrastructure for that themselves if they want these dependencies to be reliable.
even nowadays that MS has fully pivoted to becoming an AI company and fired or retrained most people who didn't work on AI, they still seem to care about retaining github.

really hope i won't eat my words and they fuck it up when management changes again and some fucker decides that he needs to build his little empire within MS by creating chaos blindly cutting github. i've seen this happen way too often now and avoid all things MS (except github) like the plague.

Should I be hitting on women in public outside of bars, like at the farmer's market or the cafe? Do they want that?

>inb4 not from you
I'm a sexy scientist.

>>33342514
I mean, you can try.

>>33342514
May the Mother of God treat your soul with grace and the tenderness you deserve

>>33342520
Bless your heart.

Women, would you have sex in body paint?

>>33342510
yeah they have to be at a loss right?

>>33342523
Why

Anyone else notice that Southerners get more formal when they're upset, while Northerners get less?

>State sex
Would (You) be opposed to airlines having hot flight attendants again?
Maybe they could have 1-3 that are flight safety specialists, or something. And 2-6 that are hot waitresses.

Femanons, what facial piercings do you like on a guy?
Thinking about getting some vertical snake bites or vertical angel fangs

im bored i want to lie a ribbon around my boobs

>>33342537
Society would be better if it were a giant orgy

>>33342527
I want to have sex with my gf role-playing as a Dunmer.

>>33342542
Do it.

>>33342542
Please take a picture

>>33342543
I'm not handsome enough. Women would be distressed by having sex with me.

>>33342550
*where everyone in the community is treated fairly

>>33342547
i cant post my boobs again

>>33342554
Yes you can.

>>33342542
Oil them up and make em cute anon

Did the japanese really deserve to have a nuke dropped on them?

>>33342554
please?

>>33342559
Watch grave of the fireflies

Watching porn is the most depressing shit. All I can think about is how fake, emotionless, and connectionless it all is and how I crave intimacy with my ex

>>33342559
Yes
Unit 731

>>33342559
Yes

>>33342559
sorta desu

>>33342555
>>33342558
>>33342560
im going to bed. ill take a pic and contemplate

>>33342562
Nah, I'm saving that for some hypothetical future weirdo chick to show me for the first time. I'll cry in front of her and be emotionally vulnerable. I know nothing about the movie aside from it being sad and something about war

>>33342569
:/

>>33342559
It ended allied casualties on that end and stopped the japanese. Dunno if deserve is the right word.

>>33342577
?

>>33342569
what a depressing way to live your life lol

>>33342567
No pressure. It's fun if you enjoy it too

>>33342121
>>33342127
you weren't bullied, you were negged by retards that would have dated you if you socially reciprocated
they would have never physically hurt you, and your a pissbaby if you were hurt by their words
if you were actually bullied by a guy, he was a sociopath with no social standing, and you could have gotten a mob to beat the shit out of him if you so much as told a large enough friend group about it
racial bullying is different, but it's also usually only male-male or female-female
tl;dr "no, neither of you were probably bullied by guys"

Women, should I (white m) be cautious about getting involved with an asian woman that's only had white bfs?

>>33342552
Fairly and equally might not line up.

I mean i dont really think theres any way of saying that killing civilians is wrong, but at the same time if the japanese didnt surrender far more suffering would have occurred. The imperial japanese were uniquely evil.

the second nuke was probably not necessary though

also dropping a nuke helped humanity in a perverse way. Thermonuclear bombs are sort inevitable scientific discoveries. Dropping them once has helped prove to the world why theyre so dangerous and why we should never use them again. If one country discovered them and then just hid them in silos for decades while the rest of the world was oblivious then they could literally kill millions of people instantly without fear of other nukes or similar weapons being sent back to them. If we have to have nuclear weapons then its best that we all have them and are all aware of how terrifying they are.

Compared to other tragedies of WWII the atomic bombs on hiroshima and nagasaki, while sad, were not the worst. Even the fire bombing of tokyo was deadlier and we hardly remember it. While the death toll is extreme by modern standards back then it was just business and honestly the majority of victims got a much more peaceful death than many causalities of the war. Most humans today i think have at least one direct ancestor that died a more painful and grueling death in WWII, i know i do.

I dont think humanity is going to see anything like this again for a long time. While i dont want humans to have nukes, the pressence of them does help prevent large wars like WWII.

>>33342585
Is actually pressuring her like a boss

>>33342596
>the second nuke was probably not necessary though
It wasn't but we were looking at Russia when we dropped that second one on Japan.

>>33342258
That's fucked up, femanon, I'm sorry.

Did this just happen? You should go to a clinic and get a kit done so you don't get pregnant.

Redhead / ginger women:
Why are you such prolific coalburners?

>>33342611
Fag

>>33342377
He once told us he murdered somebody, but it turned out to just be a hallucination.

>>33342343
>I can't go anywhere for at least another 24 hours
Why not?

>>33342596
The cabinet did not want to surrender after the first nuke, some of them didn’t even believe a bomb could do that. Remember that Japan was willing to sacrifice every single person. Women and children trained with bamboo sticks. Japan couldn’t lose, and if they lost there wouldn’t be a Japan. That was their attitude

>>33342596
>I mean i dont really think theres any way of saying that killing civilians is wrong
Dang, Jews are brutal...

>>33342611
Are there any stats on this?

>>33342524
definitely, github certainly isn't profitable and many orgs that would otherwise pay for the service often prefer hosting their own gitlab instances instead of using github

>>33342611
Irish people are the negros of Europe

>>33342559
yeah

see the Rape of Nanking

>>33342385
>>33342391
>>33342392
Paper bags are used for forensics.

>>33342537
the last flight i took a few weeks ago (europe) had all hot flight attendants. tall women in uniform with barets wearing tight red scarf chokers. it honestly looked pretty uncomfortable, one of the girls kept adjusting her choker because it was clearly pressing against her throat too hard.

>>33342623
Name of game?

>>33342616
The point of having two nukes is to imply it wasn't just a "one time deal." We had enough enriched uranium and plutonium for 3 nukes. The second nuke was to set up a bluff that we can repeatedly destroying cities until they surrender.

Women do you ever reject guys just for the power trip?

>>33342630
Sure, but Japan was asked to surrender after the first bomb as well. OP’s statement was that dropping the second nuke wasn’t necessary. But it clearly was

>>33342633
No, rejecting guys isn’t fun. And we have to do it a lot

>>33342503
>Just a bad hook up
It wasn't. It sounds like he took advantage of you.

>>33342628
Which carrier was it?

>>33342635
Is it an everyday thing?

>>33342452
Nightingale, put your clothes in a paper bag, not a plastic one.

>>33342643
Depends if I’m outside or check my phone, but yes

>>33342648
How attractive would you say you are on a 1/10 scale?

>>33342635
Now that I think of it, would you like to live in a world where every man was a chad? Every choice would be the right one, all other considerations put aside but for taste. It would be like men living in a world that was full of supermodel/movie actress tier looks; or a fox in a henhouse if you're looking at it uncharitably.

M or F
Do you enjoy dancing?

>>33342652
M
Yes, not with Asian women however.

>>33342377
NTA. I'm not QT, and you've told me about the massage therapist :P

>>33342639
it was operated by european air charter, which is a bulgarian airline
you could tell the pilots weren't following their procedures a 100% though, so fly with caution (e.g. you could tell the plane wasn't fully aligned with the runway when they put the plane into toga, and they only aligned it as the engines started spooling up, our descent had a very irregular flight path and they needed quite a huge portion of the runway to get the plane down in several attempts, which might have been due to windshear though)

>>33342649
Eh according to people 10, but I think realistically I’m 8. I know I’m attractive, but I think my positive and bubbly attitude makes people like me

>>33342652
M
no, I cant dance

>>33342650
No. I like that people look different, I like uniqueness. I like that people are different

>>33342655
Sounds like a shit show
>>33342656
Have you done any acting or modeling?

>>33342652
F
Yes

>>33342656
Why do so many guys think they have a shot with you?

>>33342659
I’ve done acting as in fantasy larp, but a little modeling.

Have you ever been reported on a dating app after a date?

>>33342661
You would have to ask the guys.
I try to be nice and friendly?

>>33342663
Thankfully no since I am chad; yours sincerely t.chad

>>33342664
You actually do sound like a nice person which makes me think you're either an anomaly or just another one of the fat regulars here who act like they're 10s

>>33342663
Never, but I am thinking of getting Tinder gold just to try it out? Anyone have any experience with premium?

Foids, why does your kind never show genuine remorse? You can't really believe you've all lived your life faultless, do you?

>>33342664
I'm sure you are, but I only ask out women in my league.

>>33342669
have you never seen MKG post? showing no remorse is a subhuman trait, not a gendered one

>>33342673
NTA but MKG is a tranny

>>33342666
I’m not fat. But it’s not fun getting a half-compliment by putting other women down

>>33342668
dont get gold, gold is useless.
if you want to pay tinder, get platinum.

>>33342676
Most everything I post on this site is tongue-in-cheek and bitter because it's the tone I associate 4chan with. I'll drop the irony to say this though:

Even in your response to the half-compliment you took a wholesome stance so unless this is just an act you put on to talk here you have a light inside you and I hope the cruelty of life isn't enough to put it out.

>>33342663
>Have you ever been reported on a dating app after a date?
No.
Is that for if a guy lies about his height or something?

Do athletic women ever date nerds?
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1752033301543611.webm
Or do I need to hit the gym to have a chance?

>>33342688
Okay, thank you. Now I don’t want to sound like I’m forcing it.. but don’t get me wrong, life is brutal and unfair to most, it doesn’t need more negativity if we can help it. Anyways have a nice day

Chat, is this real?

>>33342699
He could be any one of us...

>>33342701
it could be Yu, it could be Xhi..... it could even be...

>>33342699
why does it have antennas

>>33342705
lol
>>33342706
How else is xi going to send valuable info back to China???

>>33342706
remote controlled

>really vibing with this girl
>conversation flowing like crazy
>she's laughing, im laughing
>racism, sexism, homophobia memes constantly
>we shit on indians together
>cucked by the distance
why does this always happen...

>>33342709
imagine the suffering of the poor chinaman that had to control it to give head to the french dude for party-mandated minimum wage

>>33342711
Damn. One of my irl friends met his wife via jokes about the holocaust, I hope you someday find someone close to where you live.

>>33342718
>puts a bun in her oven
>kid comes out jewish, loves hanging out in the attic, starts writing diaries

>>33342718
the distance wouldnt even be that bad, we're both in Europe, Putin just cockblocked us with the whole war thing

>>33342722
russians aren't europeans, they're asians

>>33342720
lol
>>33342722
Fuuuck.

>>33342696
>it doesn't need more negativity if we can help it
I actually can't believe that this interaction is what'll make me stop posting on here altogether or at least drop the constant mean act when I post lmfao. Hope you have a wonderful day too for contributing to this epiphany.

>>33342728
you'll have forgotten about it tomorrow and will be back to your old ways

>>33342699
Chocolate starfish don't look like pussies

>>33342662
Were you an elf?

>>33342723
western russia is in europe nigga

How can I get a qt tattoo'd arthoe gf to eventually marry

>>33342736
Tiefling..

>>33342699
French Mkg tried to slit his throat after that jig was up, but survived and spent the rest of his life in ridicule

>>33342740
Bond over your hatred of israel

>>33342738
and yet, the people that inhabit it are not europeans

>>33342738
Russians don't think themselves as european

Tfw no leg hair palestine flag tattoo gf who smells like weed

>>33342732
Naw I've been back here for like less than a week and was already feeling like shit over the way I've talked with reckless abandon. That interaction just made me feel even guiltier for it and realize LARPing as a cunt is pointless

Why did you have to leave?
I gave you everything. I gave you my life.

I miss you so much. It tears me apart.

>>33342751
>>33342752
Eh, indians living in britain claim they’re british
Shes got blonde hair and eyes bluer than mine.

>>33342757
... lisa

>>33342759
Oh hi Anon

>>33342759
Is this a milhouse joke?

>>33342036 (OP)
>"her bio says no ONS therefore she's open to ONS"
I keep seeing this argument but it makes little sense. What's up with that?

>>33342758
Just because you're white don't mean you're "white". It's a cultural thing which is why we developed racial sciences because it's hard to distinguish a ethnic German from a Polish jew

>>33342764
>but it makes little sense. What's up with that?
Women don't make sense; therefore it makes sense.

>>33342758
if britains weren't european, then indians living in britain and claiming to be british would also not be european.

>Shes got blonde hair and eyes bluer than mine.
but unlike most real europeans, she'll collapse into the human equivalent of a wrinkled rotten pepper (a state of existence commonly referred to as "babushka") the moment she turns 40

>>33342764
The fact that she lives in an environment where ONS's are a common thing lets me know that I want nothing to do with her.
Most people don't have to advertise that they don't like something.

>>33342765
>It's a cultural thing
So not related to genetics... you fucked up your own argument.
You are making the implication that culture and genetics are related. But there's no evidence for that, at all.

>>33342092
Yea.

>>33342772
I never brought up genetics, I just said Russians aren't white

>>33342777
You said it's culture, therefore an ethnic Russian born and raised under German culture is German.

>>33342755
man should feel guilt for taking a shit on the altar of a church or otherwise in public, not for shitting in the toilet.

I’m living in a tiny rental and bang hot girls on my mattress that’s on the floor. I have no money for dates or beer for myself. I wish I had guy friends because I’m losing respect for women

Why

>>33342780
>I wish I had guy friends because I’m losing respect for women
have you tried being gary instead of not gary

>>33342778
Well that depends if they integrate or if they remain as diaspora. Romanis are still alive despite the holocaust and general European aversion to their criminal ways

>>33342783
>Well that depends if they integrate or if they remain as diaspora.
That's fair enough. At least you acknowledge the potential for integration. I have no problem with that.

>>33342785
I honestly don't. On a personal level it's possible but on a larger scale it's not a thing, just look at the political divergence between east and west Germany, Adf and CDU

>>33342782
I’ll get banned

>>33342786
>just look at the political divergence between east and west Germany
But the culture in those places never changed. That's why there's still a divide.
>on a personal level
That's all that matter really, you shouldn't import an entire culture, that is by definition not encouraging integration.

I really wish I had a gf with big tits.
Is that so much to ask for?

Is /fit/ girl x skinny guy a viable combination?

>>33342790
big titties are low class and almost all women with big titties end up becoming obese because their tits fuck their back and make it difficult to perform exercise

>>33342789
>But the culture in those places never changed. That's why there's still a divide.
Exactly, Russia and by extension Russians will never adapt European values.

>That's all that matter really, you shouldn't import an entire culture, that is by definition not encouraging integration.
But when we ask the question are Russians white this will mean a resounding "no".

>>33342792
It sure is.

>>33342765
im slavic too though, just a different flavor
>>33342769
we all get old anon

>>33342759
Lydia :(

>>33342091
(NTA) Maybe the women were rating the photos, not the people? But anyway, the important point of those graphs is that men only ever sent messages to women whose photos they had rated highly, while the chances of a woman sending a message to a man were almost completely independent of how she rated his picture.

Incels are incapable of processing this.

>>33342794
>But when we ask the question are Russians white this will mean a resounding "no"
That's a dumbass distinction. Russians are Russians. That's it. "White" is meaningless as you put it. Why? Because it's indicative of skin color.
I'm not even making a "race doesn't exist" argument. I'm saying your usage of language is retarded.

>>33342764
>I keep seeing this argument but it makes little sense. What's up with that?
Men are dumb.

>>33342793
>low class
You are a homosexual. Not because you don't like tits, but because you would call them "low class". Extremely gay.

I like chubby girls. It's cute. I hope that can up my chances.

>>33342795
Wtf? What's the story here?

>>33342795
red herring. this man wasn't skinny before that succubus started extracting his life essence. what we see here are merely the remains post-extraction.

Women what will you do for work when ai takes your email people job?

>>33342803
>Men are dumb
s-sorry, mistress... :(

>>33342805
That guy went viral for looking like that and acting like a nigger gangster.
That's it. She's leeching off his clout. Idek if they dated, this could just be a random pic.

>>33342663
>Have you ever been reported on a dating app after a date?
M. Definitely not.

>>33342652
>Do you enjoy dancing?
M. Absolutely detest it. Won't do it.

>>33342816
Chubby isn't the same as obese.
I'd be extremely happy.

>>33342656
Do you have any fwbs? Or a bf/gf?

>>33342559
>Did the japanese really deserve to have a nuke dropped on them?
No one deserves that. But the question is whether dropping the bombs significantly shortened the war or not. Some people will tell you that the Japanese were on the verge of surrender anyway, and the only reason the US used nukes was to let the Soviet Union know they had them and were willing to use them. Other people will tell you that Japan wouldn't have surrendered and that it would have been necessary to launch a full scale ground invasion of Japan, which could have gone on for years and cost even more lives on both sides.

>>33342796
Slavs can be white

>>33342801
>That's a dumbass distinction.
No it's not.
>Russians are Russians. That's it.
And Russians have historically seen as non-white
>"White" is meaningless as you put it. Why? Because it's indicative of skin color.
I'm not even making a "race doesn't exist" argument. I'm saying your usage of language is retarded.
White only means skin colour to americans, in European context some of the whitest people were considered non-white due to their backwardness at the time. This is what whiteness in essence means, it's a measurement of your sophistication. Japanese are honorary whites because they have a reputation for being clean, polite, efficient and smart. Some people (me included) don't consider Spaniards or greek white for the obvious reasons.

Whiteness is just a social construct that has nothing to do with skin colour and everything with appearances

>>33342495
>Does your cock pass your balls when standing?
You mean vertically, right? No. I'm a grower.

I for one welcome slampigs
Better than jerking off alone

>>33342790
>I really wish I had a gf with big tits.
>Is that so much to ask for?
If the only trait you value is breast size, then having any kind of gf is too much to ask.

>>33342559
No

what's the frequency

>>33342092
Nah i was invisible to women

>>33342820
>Slavs can be white
How?

That is an extremely retarded use of language.
Even the term "honorary white" proves you wrong, as if it was really only about sophistications there would be no need for the "honorary" distinction.

>>33342825
>If the only trait you value is breast size, then having any kind of gf is too much to ask.
It's not the only thing I value.

>>33342820
Are the Irish white?

>>33342830
He’s right

>>33342830
>How?
Historically speaking westernmost slavs have been oppressed by Russians and never had the chance to catch up with western Europe because of that external influence from the east

>Even the term "honorary white" proves you wrong, as if it was really only about sophistications there would be no need for the "honorary" distinction.
Well duh, that's why we replaced white with western

>>33342832
I don't know enough Irish history to make that call.

>white this
>white that
I only care that someone is European/Is clearly European adjacent like Russia/US (whites only)/Australia/etc.

>>33342832
The Irish are a beautiful people, physically beautiful, but base
They pass the bar after stumbling out of it drunk

>gift my gf skyrim
>took her 13 hours to create her character and modding it
>she still hasn't passed the first town cause she keeps switching and downloading new outfits
>new outfits are literally just ass and tits out everywhere wearing nothing but a thong and lingerie with a fantasy theme
Why are women such coomers?
It makes my pp hard tho

>>33342836
Europe ends at Pyrenees

Women: Have you ever felt like this in your life?

>>33342116
Nah I'd date a person if i find them attractive. Its nothing to do with race. But i think people do have preferences in a way that they find some races more attractive than others.

>>33342835
>I don't know enough Irish history to make that call
Neither do the Irish but they’ll make the call and be right

>>33342833
This is CRT.
It's also fucking retarded. And it's because Americans are simply unable to distinguish racism from classism, even if they have been connected historically.
>>33342835
>Well duh, that's why we replaced white with western
The cradle of western thought is greece though.
Also this would mean that japs are westerners.
>>33342837
This doesn't mean anything. They have been attributed the stereotype of being dumb, only good for manual labor and dirty throughout history. That's why there are so many in the US, they were treated so badly in the UK that they all looked to put their manual labor to use in the US to build a new home.

>>33342841
That body is perfect :(
Stupid sexy cartoons

>>33342841
Yes, this is an ideal body for a gf.
I like long hair tho

>>33342844
>They have been attributed the stereotype of being dumb, only good for manual labor and dirty throughout history
For absolutely no reason whatsoever
To be fair, at least they aren’t gay

>>33342836
Why? And what does that mean?

>>33342847
>For absolutely no reason whatsoever
I don't know if this is sarcasm or cope.
If that's their stereotype then they aren't white.

>>33342258
Im really sorry this happy to you. Please tell someone abd report him

One time I had to sleep next to my older sister in her room on a mattress and I woke up in the middle of the night with my underwear off and thrown next to me

>>33342848
I think its a stupid distinction and it leaves so much to interpretation if you just use the term White.
When I say I want a White family you get the usual
>well what about the jews, and turks and yadda yadda yadda
so now I just say European, because people understand what European is. When someone says European, even if they're left as it goes, they understand fundemantally what I mean

>>33342484
Notice how they made bracelets for both jew ass and dick, but only one bracelet for the welsh

>>33342844
>The cradle of western thought is greece though.
No it's not. Sure, at a glance some places at certain points of time held some opinions that might be constructed to be close to our own but they really aren't related to us. There's no continuity
>Also this would mean that japs are westerners.
Yeah, they kinda are.

>>33342853
I genuinely don't.
A jew born in europe who practices Christianity, is this a European person to you?
A mestizo born in south america, with white skin and european ancestry, is that European?

>>33342850
They are white. The bar for whiteness belongs to the Irish

>>33342855
>There's no continuity
You're saying German idealism is in no way related to Platonism? Lol
Christianity also wasn't born in northern europe. But shaped it immensely.

>>33342855
>Yeah, they kinda are

>>33342361
Github pages is free but i think you only get one site. I normally use cloudflare pages for static sites which is also free and has a limit of like 100 sites. Plus grab a domain from namecheap its like £10 a year. The dashboards can look quite intimidating but its quite simple to set up.

>>33342856
>A jew born in europe who practices Christianity, is this a European person to you?
no
>A mestizo born in south america, with white skin and european ancestry, is that European?
no

this happen to anyone else? meeting someone so beautiful you couldnt even imagine them being sexual

>>33342414
Universe is telling you to pick this woman and not date around

>>33342864
Russians have more in common genetically and culturally with the Turks than they do with Europeans.

>>33342861
And northern Europe shaped Christianity into its modern form... Just look at the transformation of Catholicism.
>German idealism
Philosophical movements are hardly relevant when the history of the region has mainly been shaped by religious strife and political struggle

>>33342864
So it's just about race then. And one drop rule, no? Because European jews are like 75% European.
Same thing with a mestizo, they could still have major European dna

I’m lonely and want to fuck this chicks brains out some more
She’s so cute and sexy

Women why

>>33342867
Russian is a very wide term. A russian from central and souther russia isnt the same as a western russian

>>33342872
Except yes they are.

>>33342870
it is about race yes, I said that from the beginning
im avoiding the bullshit arguments like
>well italians arent White, only swedish europeans are white
thats why I say European

>>33342305
cod 2, fear 2, farcry 2 right next to each other.
gud games

>>33342877
fear 2 was okay

>>33342865
Nope, I just think about tenderly fucking them.

>>33342876
And a one dropper no?

>>33342879
yeah unlike fear 1 + extraction point which together was a masterpiece

>>33342882
pretty much

>>33342881
depends on the drop and how much of it. its a case by case thing

>>33342865
It's more more about respect and idealizing. When I was young, the thought of my parents, grandparents or even teachers having sex was a bit revolting, I didn't want to think about its existence.

>>33342841
do women jack off?

>>33342879
>fear 2 was okay
Of course

I’m having oxytocin pangs please God why am I used for sex and not cuddles

>>33342818
No hehe, I’m a bit busy with life right now, but I want them.

>>33342841
No, I'm flat.

>>33342894
I feel your pain, I lost my virginity to a party girl I crushed on because I thought I could get a 2nd date but she just wanted my v card

>>33342865
Madonna/Whore complex.

>>33342841
No. For me it’s, I want to sleep around, do kinky stuff, have fwb, be part of a trouple etc. But then I also don’t want to be viewed and feel “slutty”. So I end up not doing any if it and masturbate to porn instead.

90% of dating issues comes from the fact mid women will still be courted by hot guys for sex and then they get sad and disappointed that the guy that could date models is actually not interested in them as a person
all of this while ignoring every man who isn't in the top 10% of course

I don't know how to feel about mental therapy. On one hand I use it to rage about things I hate so I'm doing a much better job at just ignoring stuff that bothers me instead of arguing online or baiting anons. On the other I think her inputs are retarded and stuff I was already aware of.

>>33342906
Another day of incel theory crafting

Question but please answer honestly: Why do some men make no secter of the fact they check out a woman's outfit from head to toe? Like I'm wearing this summer dress to work because where I live is very hot these days, and because it's summer and I like it and what not... but anyway, thia person at work just had to stop in his track from wherever he was coming, very obviously look at me from head to toe like I am some kind of a product in a grocery shop and make some unnecessary clment about it. Like the dress isn't even short, or very revealing. Why can't men just act normal? Or is this normal for them?

>>33342909
>On the other I think her inputs are retarded and stuff I was already aware of.
congratulations, you figured out therapy is just rent a friend.

M or F
Have you ever taken a dance class?

>>33342912
Was it red?

Gender. How do you feel about the fact that a healthy human body contains more bacterial cells than human cells? Does it ever make you question your identity?

>>33342911
women consider 6% of men to be a 6.7 or better
what i described is literally the #1 complaint you see in dating sites for women
"i matched with this super hot guy and he wanted to have sex and then told me he wasn't looking for anything :(( men are trash!!"

>>33342915
>Have you ever taken a dance class?
M. I did ballet lessons for about two years when I was very young (6 or 7). I was terrible at it.

>>33342912
>Or is this normal for them?
Yes, completely.

>>33342918
F
yeah, we are just slave cells to them
what about it?

>>33342915
I did figure skating, does that count

>>33342909
Maybe you need a different therapist.

>>33342918
M i dont really give a fuck nigga talmbout shit like this you make no goddamn sense making this a point of contention at all nigga you automatically weird as shit

>>33342915
F, I went to a few belly dance classes

>>33342917
No, blue, flowery, summer dress. Going below the knees, but shoulders are visible .

>>33342912
A lot of men check women out but they way you described it man could get reported to HR thats basically workplace harassment . Also doesnt matter if your clothes aren't revealing some just look hot. Summer dresses are an example of that

>>33342377
>never trust that blabbermouth asshole QT to be discrete with any privileged information
What have I done now lmao

What do I use to shave if I have no shaving cream? Soap?

>>33342947
blood

>>33342915
M, yeah I went to a few sessions of salsa and bachata with a friend, was kinda fun but I was a noob and the teacher annoyed me so I stopped

>>33342092
a girl sarcastically complimented by eyelashes and then kicked me

>>33342948
No I'm trying to avoid that

>>33342947
Nothing. Don't shave go buy shaving cream. You'll get bad razor burn if you don't and its not fun.

>>33342917
this image but they're both imagining her naked

>>33342953
That, but the man is imagining himself crossdressing.

>>33342952
Fugg ok

>>33342947
Conditioner. It works.

whats with this bullshit grift people are throwing out now?

>>33342092
Girls bullied me until I cried once but then it never happened again
I wonder how pathetic I came across to them.

>>33342957
I don't have conditioner I'm not gay.

>>33342957
I hadn't thought of that

real men don't have hair
having hair on your head is feminine, only women and children have hair
a real man goes fully bald by age 15
shaves his head at 16

>>33342966
Why do you need to shave if you're fully bald?

>>33342958
True though, noone should have to work

real men don't have eyebrows

>>33342912
Yeah I’m pretty sure they’re imagining you naked.

>>33342969
>noone should have to work
>this means that men should work
>ergo, men aren't people

>>33342947
You can if you lather the soap enough, I've had to do that in the past
Or just use an electric razor

>>33342966
>>33342972
It's over for thick hair and eyebrowcels...
>>33342958
I mean it is a nice thing to do for your waifu if you can afford it and still provide the lifestyle she wants
My gf doesn't work and I would never make her, she wants to be a girlboss though

Why do the men in particular around here place so much importance on a relationship? Do you think that would just magically solve all of your problems?

>>33342974
No I mean why would you want your wife doing some bullshit that will age her and you'd be better suited to by virtue of not having periods and having more physical stamina?

>>33342912
Lol that is bizarre
I would always check out gals on the sly

>>33342980
it's called yearning maybe you've heard of it

>>33342906
>the guy that could date models is actually not interested in them as a person
Surely that would mean he's more interested in them as a person though if he's willing to compromise on looks lol

>>33342980
>Do you think that would just magically solve all of your problems?
It kind of does, desu. You're a bit like a billionaire asking why everyone is so obsessed with not wanting to be poor.

>>33342912
We're normally more discreet about it. Was he black/brown?

>>33342986
... I actually don't think I've ever experienced that.

>>33342912
Wait a few weeks (so the report isn't obviously you) and go to HR just so they give him a gentle nudge about respect

>>33342947
>What do I use to shave if I have no shaving cream? Soap?
You shouldn't be using shaving cream in the first place: shaving oil is much gentler.

In an emergency you could try talcum powder.

>>33342980
I think with depressive mentality it's easy to latch onto and obsess about things as a cope, e.g. "I'm unhappy because I don't have a gf! Reee normies" without realising that the reason they're single is probably because they are depressed
Anyway I actually advise the guys here to steer clear of relationships unless you catch feelings for a girl (then don't fight it)
Girls are lovely but a lot of hassle and ballache sometimes

>>33342989
I posit that it does not and actually adds more.

>>33342947
I've used cheap aloe vera gel in a pinch. That florescent green stuff.

Yo JH, found a man yet?

>>33342962
nta Bitch, buy some fucking conditioner.

>>33342993
i know ...

>>33343003
Maybe, and I'm not a midget.

>>33343006
you're like 5' tall

>>33342980
I've never been in a relationship and very starved for affection so i feel like a relationship would solve that. Other than that i dont expect a relationship would solve any if my other problems. I doubt it would magically cure my anxiety or land me a job

>>33342537
In Europe they are usually quite hot kek or there are at least 1-2 baddies on the flight
Last flight I got had one of the hottest black girls I've ever seen doing the announcements
>>33342563
Avoid porn, embrace hentai jk
Hope you meet somebody else nice someday
>>33342611
What series is this lol
>>33342652
Deffos at a good party/club
Idk if I'd call it "dancing" though...

>>33343003
that's nasty. That guy is hideous and he's dressed hideously. Not at all a looksmatch

>>33342998
they don't want relationships for some pragmatic solution to their troubles they merely want the experience for its own sake, they want to LOVE, just like YOU did when YOU were young and naive... however whereas YOU grew out of that phase and moved on with your life alot of guys never grew out of it because they never got their hearts broken or anything like that... meaning they still have this innocent heart throbbing desire for love that, yes, sometimes manifests poorly, sometimes gets distorted through the decades and turns into something pretty foul, but that's just the way it is.

>>33342652
F Yes, but I do goth dancing which most people wouldn't consider dancing at all.

>>33343015
he's hung like a horse

>>33343003
Yes, MKG

>>33342982
I don't know. I guess I'll have to work more throughout my life because she "shouldn't." And that also means less money for us both. But I bet she wouldn't decrease her spending and instead blame me for having too low an income, at some point.

Early retirement would be nice. It's a shame women don't see it that way. They'd love to land into an accomplished man's life, one that has infinite financial resources at his disposal, for the rest of his life.

>>33343018
How do goths dance?

>>33343016
This sums it up very well

>>33343023
Isn't he married? Why would JH flirt with a married man?

>>33342691
You will obviously have much better chances/more options if you are into sports and athletics yourself. Not just because of the physique and aesthetics/lifestyle match but because you are more likely to meet them through gym and sports events etc. have more in common
I have a couple of himbo cousins who are fitness trainers/sports coaches and hook up with gym bunnies kek
But yes some girls do like nerdy guys even the athletic ones. When I was a skinnyfat nerd who stopped doing sports (I never really got back into it after highschool) I still went out with and slept over with some girls who were fit and did gym/sports (one was a model even... we knew each other for a long time though, since my sporty days)
I would say for dating though it's best not to be shallow and see how well you vibe together and personality/life match. My gf is chubby but I'm much more attracted to her than any fit girl I dated previously. Maybe adjust your priorities unless you're just looking to smash then godspeed
>>33342865
Cate Blanchett is a true baddie but eh everyone is just human
>>33343003
JH is desi now? Lool

>>33343034
I dunno, ask her

>>33343028
https://youtu.be/nbiWHtaYZo4?si=ePf7P5_qXG62JK86

>>33342973
But what if otherwise I do not really speak to this person unless it's about work?

>>33343039
nta you act like that would somehow make a difference...

>>33342769
>tfw have UK and EU citizenship
Checkmate atheists
>>33342699
"Purchasing a child" is wild, but I respect the commitment to the grid
Bro was prolly a closet tranny and just being paid to live out his fantasy LARP
>>33342623
Lmao tfw I actually used to play these edgy Newgrounds flash games when my mom was out

>>33342990
No, white early 30s male. Might be a bit idiotic at times. Doesn't really speak to me otherwise (not that I want to anyways), unless it's about work or to say 'hi'/'bye' or if we are in a group conversation with other people in the office.
But this is not the only time this person has done this.

>>33343039
What difference does that make?

>>33343032
Lol, I went out with a guy once who was the one on the right.

>>33343048
Sounds legit autistic.

>>33343050
Autistic or something? I don’t get it

>>33343049
>>33343045
Like why would you even look like that at someone you do not have basic conversations with? My point is usually I am ignored and I ignore in return, so what if I happen to wear a dress on a hot summer day.

>>33342464
>kept blowing vape smoke in my face after I told him to stop
That's actually super inconsiderate, what a cunt

>>33343054
I mean played up the whole stiff corpse thing but with sweeping gestures. Was kind of a turnoff desu.

>>33343055
Do you not know how men work? Are you the autistic one?

>>33343055
You’ve never had guys stare at you before?

>>33343059
MEN AT WORK? I LOVE THAT BAND

>>33342466
https://voca.ro/168s5c1OTKqC

>>33343008
5'2". Close to average I think.

>>33342466
FWHPFHHFWPFWWPHHHHH

>>33343062
DO YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER
>>33342464
I guess you could say the guy was a full-on vapist

>>33342452
Proud of you for doing that anon and glad you're feeling a bit better <3
Dudes like this should really face the consequences though
It's not your fault you were just unlucky and in a shitty situation

>>33342466
Two monkeys are in a bath, the first monkey turns to the other and screams "Ooh ooh aaah aaah".

The second monkey looks back and replies "Yh it is a bit hot, put some cold in if you like".

>>33342918
M, not into identity bullshit. Me is me, and that's it.

>>33343061
Not guys I know staring that plain and obvious. Also people staring at me makea me uncomfy.

>>33343059
>Do you not know how men work?
Not really. If I knew I woudn't ask, would I? I'm not that experienced with the opposite gender.

>>33343080
This made me KEK
I got some more shitty jokes
https://voca.ro/1e01enxnml19

Women
I love getting off to videos of girls orgasming from me eating their pussy
I think it looks hot as fuck but I cant see them fully when I am face-deep in their bush
Is this weird? Only gotten two girls to agree to being recorded.

>>33343015
negging doesn't work in reverse

>she sent me a picture of her eyes
femanons sorry, you've got nothing on her

>>33343091
Eye hope you can pull
Have you met her irl tho

What do you think of these names girls?
>de marcus aurelius
>diddy
>adolf
>gandalf
>kyle
>trojan
No girl names cause shes aborting them

>>33343094
lol

>>33343094
>No girl names cause shes aborting them
Ayo drop the lore

>>33343087
I don't think that's "weird" as far as kinks go but
1. Anyone who agrees to having their O-face recorded is insane or a porn actress. What if we fight and you leak it?
2. I have to cover my face with a pillow because I can't get off if he's watching my face, I can't imagine what a camera would do

>>33343102
>I have to cover my face with a pillow because I can't get off if he's watching my face
Holy cute

>>33343099
No daughters. Never letting my daughter get fucked. Told her she belongs to the streets if she wants a girl

>>33342841
No. I can't jack off.

>>33343102
That's kinda sad, girls look cute/beautiful when they have that O face

>>33343094
No sir. But if we have kids in gonna have to review the list of names again.

>>33343105
>Told her she belongs to the streets if she wants a girl
What the fuckk
You better be capping bro