>>11470603
>hur dur muh bad aim in Star Wars
yes, we all know the Stormtroopers are trained to take valuable hostages rather than kill. the blaster fire is aimed to direct their fleeing into traps where they can be surrounded and surrender. and the armor is meant to intimidate rather than protect the wearer. am I a real fan, now?

(the red button on Vader's armor is the one you press to call your mother to come pick you up.)