the /jp/hu drought is unbearable

Where's merth?
Where's mspaintanon?
Where are the marisissies?
Where are the anons that love to bring up 103?
Where are the stalkers?
Where are the [character] fucks [archetype] anons?
Where are the stupid board wars?
Where are the native /jp/sies mad at our existence?

WHERE. IS. EVERYONE?