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On our last episode, Gigadimes Champion Kane managed to successfully defend his title against his brother the Undertaker, despite some supernatural chicanery from Paul Bearer. Friar Payne, the head of the inquisition, came down and banished the evil spirits, allowing Kane the chance to win. On tonight's show, we have something much different for our main event. Hulk Hogan has always said that he fears no man or beast, so tonight we will put that statement to the test. I sent my people out into the mountains to capture the biggest, meanest grizzly bear they could find, and that's who the Hulkster will face tonight! One of our employees has spent months training this bear to be a professional wrestler, and he is finally ready to make his debut. Will the power of Hulkamania be enough to defeat one of nature's most powerful killing machines? Find out tonight, only on Saturday Night Metal!