>>211979244
My trash as an adult, stored in several metal trash cans below my window, exclusively consists of apple cores, dented tin cans (with the labels removed), banana peels, and the skeletons of fish with the heads and tails intact. I also have cat confined in my alley-adjacent window box, right above my (think picrel but smaller) which I jab with a hot fire poker periodically throughout the night to fill the air with an obnoxious yowling sound, as I drop heavy objects onto my trashcans to create a clattering din.