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Anonymous United States /sp/149405347#149405364
6/25/2025, 2:31:32 AM
>Radio was invented; Mariner fans got to hear their team lose
>TV was invented; Mariner fans got to see their team lose
>Smartphones became a part of daily life; Mariner fans got to find out of about their team losing from anywhere on Earth
>Baseball added 14 teams; Mariner fans got to see AND hear their team lose to more teams
>George Burns celebrated his 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays
>Haley’s Comet passed Earth… twice
>Harry Caray was born… and died
>The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Seattle teams won championships in each league
>Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Mariner pitchers
>17 US presidents were elected
>There were 12 amendments added to the Constitution
>Prohibition was passed, and repealed
>The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered, and became the subject of major motion pictures… the latter giving Mariner fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top
>T-Mobile Park was built and became the oldest park in the American League
>Flag poles were erected on T-Mobile Park's roof to hold all of the team’s future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down
>A combination of 47 summer & winter Olympics have been held
>Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; as have twelve horses
>Bell bottoms came into style, went out of style, and came back into style
>The Boston Red Sox won 4 championships, traded Babe Ruth, were cursed for 86 years, broke the curse, and still had time to win two additional championships
>The Ottoman Empire still existed the last time the Mariners won the west
>WOMEN WERENT ALLOWED TO VOTE WHEN THE SHITTATLE MARINERS WON THE WEST
>The last time the Mariners won the west, former slaveholders had front row seats
>Arizona became a state, got a baseball team, and won the world series
>My grandchild will post this copypasta in 2080 and the memeiners will still suck