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>>149398869
>Radio was invented; Mariner fans got to hear their team lose
>TV was invented; Mariner fans got to see their team lose
>Smartphones became a part of daily life; Mariner fans got to find out of about their team losing from anywhere on Earth
>Baseball added 14 teams; Mariner fans got to see AND hear their team lose to more teams
>George Burns celebrated his 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays
>Haleyโs Comet passed Earthโฆ twice
>Harry Caray was bornโฆ and died
>The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Seattle teams won championships in each league
>Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Mariner pitchers
>17 US presidents were elected
>There were 12 amendments added to the Constitution
>Prohibition was passed, and repealed
>The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered, and became the subject of major motion picturesโฆ the latter giving Mariner fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top
>T-Mobile Park was built and became the oldest park in the American League
>Flag poles were erected on T-Mobile Park's roof to hold all of the teamโs future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down
>A combination of 47 summer & winter Olympics have been held
>Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; as have twelve horses
>Bell bottoms came into style, went out of style, and came back into style
>The Boston Red Sox won 4 championships, traded Babe Ruth, were cursed for 86 years, broke the curse, and still had time to win two additional championships
>The Ottoman Empire still existed the last time the Mariners won the west
>WOMEN WERENT ALLOWED TO VOTE WHEN THE SHITTATLE MARINERS WON THE WEST
>The last time the Mariners won the west, former slaveholders had front row seats
>Arizona became a state, got a baseball team, and won the world series
>My grandchild will post this copypasta in 2080 and the memeiners will still suck
I think the World Champion DOYERS should give the Rockies a fighting chance!
>>149405364Mariners have only been a team since like 1968
I don't know which nu to use
>it's another "pitcher gets 7 innings into a no hitter but his team ruins it by getting too many hits in an inning so his arm cools down by waiting too long"
>>149405347 (OP)total nigger and spic death subedition
>>149405364>obsessing over the least successful team in MLB historyBizarre behavior
>>149405353why are you posting jimmy kimmel and his cow wife in this thread
>>149405407This was 8 seconds faster!
>>149405407There are timestamps you fucking retard
>>149405408yet baseball is at least 50% nig and spics?
Iโm digging in my heels Iโll never leave this thread here I stand
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STOP HANGING OFFSPEED PITCHES STUPID FUCKA
remember that one schizo a few weeks ago that was duplicating every post across two nus?
>>149405414I'm not obsessing over the white sox though
>>149405455It happened more recently than that I believe.
>>149405466dwightz ox have won a series this century
can someone tell me which nu to use?
Which thread are we using cubinals pepes
Thread wars are back baby fuck yeah
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stop splitting threads and get over here
>>149405349>>149405349>>149405349we'll recycle this one later
>>149405475no they haven't
>>149405353Those are some fucking sad hips for her size
So I made a bet with my Dad that Montas was going to pitch at least 5 scoreless, obviously he thought I was insane. Iโm 3-for-3 on pitching predictions, I won on a Verlander meltdown last year and a Diaz save earlier this year.
My next prediction is that Manneaโs first start back from injury will be very average.
>>149405490Nah it's already over, the other thread's lead is getting bigger and bigger
Gay Mets talking about Strider being able to put his legs behind his head again.
>>149405507DISAGREE brother U can actually see the foundations of what K.Swarbi found attractive abt her in the beginning - Hips, tits, AND can pinch herself up w/ shapewear into having a waist.
I suspect at some point in her young life she had a whole lotta peasant fertility features & less fat. Could be wrong though. I bet she was juicy for a minute
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Mariners here too
>>149405599Yeah man
She was pretty cute once u can tell. Especially since her fat looks kind of tighht & new, not old established gravity-taken fat down to her fuckin' whatever. She could lose it and look near this again
>>149405353I get it swarbie and you're a good man
op here, we're in the other genny
>>149405480we are speedrunning both tonight
Umpball, he was fucking safe
OH NO DODGERS WHATS HAPPENING
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what is this cards pitcher romero doing with his wind up?
>doyers losing
>start seething about other teams
everytime
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APOLOGIZE
juneforto bros we are so back
kek rockies are so bad they give up a homer to >cumfarto
>>149405429They genuinely cannot score 5 runs
Conforto coming in clutch
>>149406801I'm sorry but he singlehandedly makes me loathe your team
Please do something Mariners.
>>149406784of course its over you delusional faggot, your team sucks
kys
>>149406810NTA, but I'm sorry
Give them Philthies a chance!!!
>>149406810The game isnt over until its over
>>149406808Isnโt this girl retired now
>let's go dodgers chants in Denver
Based
>>149406805Yeah. At the time it was only 2-0
Umpcucks are my real enemy now
>>149406808look at the moves on her!
Imagine being mad at the most successful promotional night of the season for any team
>>149406005Didn't get digits but got the prediction
>>149406822i dont believe you've ever had a toid tongue your anus, liar
>>149406819doesn't feel like a win tonight
everybody cares, doyerchad
>>149406837That was spiritually a strike
>>149406837Put in the fucking robots already.
>>149406814Fuck off, Miguel Rojas.
MY STREAM IS SO LATE CONFORTO JUST HIT IT
I'm glad someone finally explained to Snitker that putting a guy who hits a lot of xtra base hits behind Acuna results in more runs scored
Watch as Shohei "Pig Roach" Ohtani kills the rally again
Jazz ainโt do nothing wrong, fuck da umps.
why is my nigga ketel crying
Counsell did the suicide squeeze
Hopefully that shuts up every boomer retard that complains about the team not bunting
>>149406839>the promotional night where we put ladyboy gloryholes in every other toilet stall was super successful so that means its not gay!
Alright, GG 'dians. See you tomorrow.
>>149406833yes, but I've never watched her. To me, she is solely a Doyer mascot.
Mests are really going to burn their entire bullpen in one game lol
cleveland announcers are cool, very complimentary of opposing players
PLEASE GOD NEVER LET IT END
I got stacking up a lineup with righties against a lefty, but when they aren't good hitters and don't do shit, put your starters in ffs. Stott and Marsh have been hitting well too.
>>149406876My bad it was just a squeeze
>>149406891It's about sending a message.
Ohtani is the new Conforto
>>149406790Jesus Christ, man, pick a new theme.
mests are cooked for the rest of homo month kek
>>149406892Sign of a losing franchise
>>149406897I donโt think it was, I think PCA did that on his own. Tucker was hardly off the base with his secondary lead
>>149406892Most are unless you're the shit ass dodgers booth who hates every team other than the dodgers
jazz would have had two errors that inning if he stayed in
>>149406903Relax asshole, we're suffering here!
>>149406898I really hope you're not Asian. It would imply a lot of bad things about you.
t. Asian
Recker was on MLB Tonight. Yay!
โtoids seething over my Mets again
>>149406905Wow, very creative.
ใฏใผใ ใฟ ใณ ใใผใผใใใ!www
>>149406869Seconding this
I would like to see the new york mets win a game of baseball
How the fuck can you enjoy baseball over superior sports like football, soccer, and basketball?
Conforto will end up having a respectable season. Been unlucky AF so far
>>149406950Fuck my boricua ass
Iโve had it. I canโt cheer for this royals team anymore. Iโve just cracked my phone screen watching these bums, my wife is furious and starting to yell back at me, and my numerous cats are hiding or outside killing birds or something. I donโt even care if they come back. I hope my wife leaves with them honestly. Fuck the royals and fuck women. And most of all fuck baseball and fuck manfred
>>149406943>poo pork pitty
>Braves have outscored the Mests 96 - 48 in the last 16 games in Citi Field
holu fuck lol
>>149406957To be fair, you have to be very high IQ to understand baseball.
>>149406885doyers doing that poorly?
>>149406957>no football team>no basketball teamdont care simple as
>about to get swept by the barfs in consecutive series
>>149406943da big FAGGOTpple
>>149406886>a bunch of people had fun>I'm so mad about itGet a grip, bro. You are seething for no reason. It was one night and you didn't have to go, watch, or even pay any attention to it.
>>149406984I'm retarded and I understand baseball
>Game: On
>Thread: open
>Nachos: ready
yep, comfy game day for my Padres
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When is Conforto gonna get some teammates that can actually help him?
>>149406964isn't boricua just charro beans made with modelo?
>>149406957>lardcollide handegg>divegrass>*** hoop
>>149406999post pic of nachos
>>149406999with jalapenos?
>>149406887>>149406790Gonna need a dodgers Misato
>>149406999live your life
>>149406968you'll be fineee
>>149406943>The Big Crapple>The City that always Weeps>Got Them City>Literally Who York
>>149406957Football hasn't started yet, Apehoop is over, soccer is for little girls, I do like the occasional youtube short making fun of Angel Reese in woman's ape hoop that pop up in my feed though
>>149406999post nachos mococo
>>149407003My ass. Fuck it
You know you dont have to reply to bait right?
How fat are you? Be honest
>>149406999checked poodrepaco
Doyers have had issues with outfield communication
>>149406968We're just not showing our hand so we can upset the Dodgers!
>>149407029Maybe like 5-10 lbs overweight.
>>149406992Those faggots still haven't fucked off from the genny nigger
attaboy cards what a great inning
>>149406957football is better but soccer and basketball are both trash you pleb
>>149407000https://www.mlb.com/gameday/777379/video/michael-conforto-homers-5-on-a-fly-ball-to-right-field-max-muncy-scores-a
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>>149406999show us the nachos
>>149407034There she is. My queen. Looks like shit though, fuck you.
>>149407035and it usually involves pages
>>149406999Mococoposter on a heater
>>149407029unfortunately more than I'd care to and it's hindering my running. I'm 180, want to be closer to 165-170 so I can get back down to 6 minute miles, but also when I could run 6min I couldn't bench 225. give and take
Aaron Judge isn't actually a judge
THANKS FOR THE WALK, IDIOT
Trout is afraid to swing in 3-2 counts.
>>149407046Thoughts on AL MVP Call Rally?
>>149407078gotta make the playoffs to win MVP
>>149407070Damn that sucks. Iโm such a based twink I can buy womenโs clothes (itโs cheaper)
>Coors field is the 3rd oldest ballpark
Huh, neat
>>149407074NEW ODLCRADO FAN HERE
>>149407040>they invaded my super secret clubCan't be worse than recker posters and fuck my ass posters
>>149406715is this actually true or are you guys fucking with me? this can't be real holy fuck i assumed it was a popular anime show
>>149407090wrigley
Fenway
Dodger stadium
>>149407078Catchers always regress 2nd half. He won't win MVP and he won't hit 50 homers.
>>149406992No one had fun they all complained and missed the game wtf are you talking about lmao
>>149407095How detached from the world are you that you don't know what a v-tuber is?
YANKS LEAVE EM LOADED IN CINCINNATI WITH A JUDGE POP-UP
>>149407095'fraid so
They're literally e-girls but with an anime girl overlayed on top
>>149407115none of them really cared about the game anyways
>>149407078Unfortunately he wonโt win MVP because of Judge
>>149407111yeah it's a long season, especially for catchers.
>>149407117I'm a girl tho
>In 24 plate appearances in extra innings this season, the Yankees offense has driven in the ghost runner one time, a sac fly
JUST BUNT YOU FUCKS JUST MOCE THE RUNNER UP
>>149407095It is real. There are also males who do this, though Hololive is female-only
If God exists then the Resd will win.
>>149407120I'm married with a career and a toddler lol I don't jerk off to whatever the fuck a V-tuber is. My wife works nights so I can shitpost on /mlb/ when the kid sleeps.
If the Reds score a point, it's over
>>149407141Jomboy gonna be seethin Pokรฉfriend
>>14940712090% of my 30 year old mates have no idea what a vtuber is
still a niche fetish like being a furry tbqhwyl
>>149407127>these are the people doyerpacos want at their ballpark>to the point that they invent to a new reality where their gay promo night was a success
>>149407156You don't watch youtube at all? They were all the rage during the pandemic.
>>149407142>though Hololive is female-only>>149407115 is the shark girl
>>149407151This is going to be brutalโฆ
>>149407163Sorry aussiebro but the cultural osmosis is so bad it's bound to end up in 'Straya eventually
COME ON MARINERS SCORE SOME FACKING RUNS
>>149407156you need to start jorking off to anime girls anon
>>149407156>my wife works nights Owari da
>>149407168I spend 90% of my time on twitch and youtube and I have only come across 2 vtubers (and immediately blocked them). the fact that your algorithm is vtubers says a lot about you
Real slurper in Houston. Scoreless to start the 8th
>aaron retard
Just need him to right the ship ONCE in his career.
Frank the tank was right this Met team stinks and the season is OVER.
>>149407193>romANO warmingOh boy
>>149407168Sure I watch youtube. I watch sports and comedy and travel and cooking shit. Literally did not know what a V tuber was until 5 minutes ago
>>149407170Holostars are a branch-off no? It's not like Nijisanji where they have males and females all together
It's all the same shit anyway
>>149407180we invented WiFi
>>149407095we have a board called vtubers where do you people come from?
>>149407192I don't watch v-tubers, but if you spent any time at all in the past 5 years it's basically impossible to have not stumbled upon one.
>>149407193Ranger and Framber vs a bunch of shit bats, this score was to be expected.
tomorrow, 2 shit pitchers, the score will likely be 5-5 by the 5th
>>149407200No man should weigh below 170 at the lowest
End 8th? More like end my life.
sometimes i hate julio but thank god he got it done
>>149407115Now you're mad because a couple of nerds got left out? That shit happens at all types of promotional events
>>149407168>They were all the rage during the pandemicAnd the world is worse for it
GOOD JOB RETARDED DOMINICAN
>>149407170nice meme
shark girl is adorable but I'm not going to share my pictures of her with you!
Cmon Conforto, show you've busted the slump!
>>149407228higher natural testosterone levels are correlated with lean muscle not bulk amounts of muscle
>>149407226Phillies come out on top.
ASSTROS have a bottom ten offense lmao.
>>149407228I tried to bulk up in the past and got up to 150 on the same diet and workout routine Taylor Lautner was on to get buff for Twilight
My body just insists on twinkism
start spreading my ass
Iโm gapinโ today
>>149407255>doyerpaco seething about 2017oh no
>>149407200 Disgusting desu
>>149407238Iโm not mad I just think youโre a faggot. Theyโre not even remotely the same.
>>149407245He's 2-3 with a double and home run in this game, I'd say he's on a roll already
>>149407260Yankees haven't lost yet
>I canโt cheat, therefore I canโt win
>>149407200Do you really buy girls clothes tho?
>>149407228I weigh 165 at 6โ2โ
>>149407248You should still weigh over 170
>>149407228any healthy man under 5'9 should weigh 170 max. i'm 6'2 and was 175-180 until i had a kid and ballooned to 205
why do bandwagon pacos think the poodres and trashcans are their rivals when true fans know it's the cardinals and giants?
Buntkees need to spawn in NOW!
Dusty wathan pissed away the phillies best chance for a run
>Mets down 7-3
When did this happen?
I'll chug some water and go to bed if my Reds win this
>>149407299>got fat>blame it on having a kidare you a female?
>>149407289Yep, obviously not girly shit but a lot of their stuff is just unisex but for like 10 dollars whereas the male equivalents run up to around 25 for no reason
Digits and Reds win
>>149407300Bandwagoners are too young to remember the classic rivalry
>>149407200Wear a dress for us please
Here comes Grand slam, bleh.
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its over
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>Dodgers are breaking attendance records even without hololive
>>149407300giants and cards rivalry hasn't been a thing since 2021
>>149407330gotta afford that deferred payment
>>149407300Newfag fundies donโt know the lore
>>149407312not at all. i snack more and work out less than before a kid
>>14940730080% of dodgers fans have been fans for less than 5 years
>>149407347It can be a modest dress. Check grandma's closet
>>149407330>trustfund super team>biggest stadium in MLB>a gorillian financially illiterate homedepot landscapersnot that impressive
>>149407307Duke Ellis, whatever happened there?
Damn, gg astros the phillies are sleepwalking after a big series and probably wont even tie it
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THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
THE MARINERS TAKE THE FIRST TWO OF THE SERIES
gg twinkies see you tomorrow
Astros keep getting away with it
>doyers about to get ROCKED
GG Sox stop hitting my guys
GG Mariners.
The Twins battled back from down by five just for this sad ending? This team is so lost right now.
>>149407415That's not a snake though
>Wild Pitch Run
Yanks in the lead on a laffer
>rangers had a no hitter into 7 innings
>game went to extras
lol what?
>can only score on a wild pitch
Aren't you ashamed Yanks?
last time I watched an astros game, the announcers were talking about how the batters point to the bullpen when they hit a home run
history repeating itself
>judge scored on a wild pitch
Lmao, the most quiet extra innings run ever.
Mets coming back!
screencap this you faggots!
>>149407426GG Twinsbro. See you tomorrow
>>149407426It can happen to anyone.
>>149407426Trade us Buxton and Pablo Lรณpez if you gonna punt the season.
>iglesias
my barves finna boutta blow this lmao
>>149407444Fuck my boricua ass
>Ohtani flies out or strikes out looking like a boob for 95% of the game
>gets one (1) XBH or homer
>MLB GLAZEFEST!!!!!!!!!!!1!
Me, I'm tired of it
Damn that was a good throw Campero
Cubbies threatening with one out left
Yankees lead 4-3. This game is hysterical.
>>149407464kek right as he homers too
>hitting a home run at Coors Field is like winning the world series for MLB writers
>>149407436>team does better at home for small ball>much fewer home runcope
3 in a row and 8-3 last 11 for the Seattle Mariners
Division champs incoming tbqfh lads
Cards beat the Cubs and continue the dream of evening out their records in this 4 game series!
attaboy fagsby swing at one in the dirt!
GG Rays although I don't think there are any of you itg.
D-don't get cocky!!
>>149407491you are so out of your depth
>>149407464>>149407490the home run will be the front page article tomorrow
>Ohtani belts number 28 (or 30) as the dodgers choke 5-2 lead
>>149407428oh yeah explain this
Yanksissies... I don't feel so good...
>team down 2 runs
>strike out during rally
>team up 5 runs
>hit a meaningless home run
the most anti-clutch player to ever get overpaid
GG cardinals. Dont know what itโs going to take to get fagsby out of the 5 hole
Good fun game both teams won
>>149407507they're getting swept
>>149407512Actually it's still 27
Doyers knock out the Rockies pitcher in the top of the 6
>>149407528It's literally your gingers fault
>>149407464Going 1/3 with a walk and a homer every other game is unironically Cooperstown shit
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Alright Francisco, it is time to do something big here. Please.
>>149407543Fuck my Italian ass
bullshit ending hope arenado DIES!!!!
>>149406960email the dodgers and tell them to use this jpg to hoodwink other gms when they're trying to trade confarto for pitching before the deadline
>>149407552but he's 1-4 today
>>149407464Cal Raleigh doesn't do that
>>149407560Someone get these hoes! They too mad!
>>149407562literally PCA's fault
LOL MEST
BRAVES OWN YOUR FAGGOT ASSES!
>Smelly de la poo
Do you know how dumb of a baseball player you have to be if you donโt know the score?
>>149407444>FAGGetskek!!!
>his name is Elly of the Cruise
>literally cruises across bases
really /mlb/
Braves really do own the Mets huh
elly puked the other day and I wanted to find a gif of it but couldnt
Yankees faggots on suicide watch
>resd vs yankees
this series should not take place
ban interleague play
>>149407551Yeah I would have pulled him after that desu. I just mean in general. Dansby is batting <.150 with RISP this year, makes no sense that heโs batting 5th
Mests still have a whole nother week of fag month to get through lol
>>149407602Elly De La Spews
Itโs 9/11 all over again!
The Yankees are about to go 0-8 on the road in extras
>yanks might actually get swept by the commies
TIP TOP KEK
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They keep trying to bury the Astros but they just keep winning
>>149407562I could have sworn I was watching the Cardinals broadcast with the amount of time they spent sucking off Arenado and the Cardinals. What a failure of a network kill them all
Just fucking sell at the dead line. This Yankees team doesn't have what it takes to win the World Series.
>>149407095i love that we have people making this guy feel like HE'S the weird one, as is v-tubers aren't the strangest, most retarded phenomena of the past decade+
Whereโs bravesbrah? Will he top my boricua ass after coming home from the Mets game?
The yankees need to be panic trading for my bullpen shitters.
>>149407608there's a reason the Braves let him walk for what the Cubs were offering
mestboricuas in complete shambles right now!
gg astros what a waste of a great outing from ranger
Hey it's my old buddy Lux
>>149407604delete this please.
>>149407635it's June 2025, literally the point of this month is to normalize degeneracy
>>149407635i'm that guy. i do not feel weird lol. this site is full of schizos and antisocial weirdos who probably give money to these vtube people
>>149407620Road teams actually have a small advantage in extras since the rule change
>>149407637>bravesbrah>top
>reds
>red sox
>different teams
I'm sorry but this is too much for my smooth brain to handle
Astros win!!!
ggs Phils
Hader now 20/20 on save attempts this season. We paid him a lot of money for a reason. Shoutout Coop for finally doing something. See yal tomorrow
My philthies were kinda pathetic out there today
>>149407638Thornton would look great in pinstripes
Yankees with the meme infield
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE
>>149407663Reds were originally called redlegs I believe and I think the Red Sox played in Cincy in like the 1870s or 1880s
DAAAAAAAAAAAA
STANKEES LOSE!
>>149407671>big series win>do absolutely nothing to start the next seriesMany such cases
>>149407663the reds are in the NL and the red soxs are in the AL
its not rocket science
>>149407464>Ohtani strikes out>hahaha ktani ktranny>Ohtani does something>gets super ass disturbedGo somewhere else then. Stop being a whiny bitch
>>149407609What is object permanence?
>>149407673He's a big city guy. Like Stanek.
>>149407690nobody cares, paco
>>149407676hehe...i was only kidding, obviously
are we watching the padres/nats or marlins/giants?
>>149407551Yeah PCAโs fault Jameo gave up 7 runs to this absolute dogshit cardinals lineup
Who the fuck can the Yankees even trade away? They don't have anyone good.
What the absolute fuck is going on with New York City baseball?
>>149407690>pls don't insult my overpaid hypeman
>>149407690>ktani ktrannyThe meme is pig roach
>>149407715I just turned to padnats
>>149407168you may be shocked to learn that not everyone's algo is as cooked as yours. i PERSONALLY watch yt logged out when i'm on my computer. and before you ask, yes i DO keep my phone in a faraday cage.
>stinkees lost a series to the resd
KWAB
>>149407717paul goldschmidt
>Cincinatti? Why we gotta go play on da freakin west coast at 3 in da aftanoon freakin' FIX IT Manfred
>>149407716Should have known there was 1 out. All the OFs signal how many outs after each out.
>>149407474Oh man I wish I had some poorly shopped images of cartoons with your team's logo
Reds confirmed better than Yankees?
>>149407719sodom(mets) and gomorrah(yankees) are being punished for their homosexual pandering and celebration
>>149407750do phoneposters really struggle with this?
Move the Yankees to Portland.
wtf happened to the cubbies
>>149407755How come LA isn't being punished
My billion dollar lineup cannot hit a 5 ERA pitcher from Washington. Not looking good.
>Wrobleski still in the game
>Secures the Yumbo Yack
Wrobleski holding the Dodger pitching staff down
>>149407756No I made all of these on my phone kek
I will call him a phone poster. That will show him
Digits and Ohtani homers again in garbage time
DFA Anthony Volpe
Trade Judge to Boston
Fire Aaron Boone
>>149407755weirdest thing about that parable is that God saved Lot and his daughters, then they immediately go to a cave, get their dad drunk and force him to get them pregnant
My angels are going to get no hit
>>149407771that's not a bug
>>149407774Digits and he homers TWICE more
>>149407765kershaw got them in god's good graces with his genesis text on his cap
>>149407784Heโs my favorite mon though so he gets an exception from the bug posting bit
BERGERT DOWN
BERGERT DOWN
BERGERT DOWN
>>149407751Reds have won the last 5 games against the Yankees
>>149407777His wife was turned to salt so it's fair game
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>the yumbo yack is secured
>>149407702>What is object permanence?I believe in linear time AND object permanence.
>>149407761Will you come visit?
>>149407777For me, it's the parable of Jephthah.
>Dodgers' entire offense has at least one hit tonight
>except Freddie
Freddie ;_;
>>149407761da Poorlan' Pinstripes
ehhhhh, i'm takin' narcan here!
>First everyone hits our batters
>now trying to hit our pitchers
stop trying to hurt our players...
the central is a good division
>>149407743>(guy behind him) BA BA BOOEY
>>149407765god burned down half the city in january and will probably burn down the rest in october
>>149407916he's still playing?
>>149407690It's really sad that Ohtani has to get criticized even when he hits a home run.
>>149408013>bat .250>but it's a homerun>please fuck my assno
>>149408013We all HATE the pig roach!
>>149408315You liar and faggot, if Ohtani were to transfer to the weak team you support, you faggot would be happy and piss yourself saying "Ohtani-sama, Ohtani-sama, Ohtani-sama, Ohtani-sama"
kek
>>149405549>>149405599She definitely used to be very cute (and in a way she still is) but that's a fridge bro.
A two-door, ice-machine havin, 2-ton fuckin FRIDGE
>>149407299>5โ9โ>manOH NO NO NO