Thread 149405347

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Successful Lauer Hour

Yankees

>Radio was invented; Mariner fans got to hear their team lose
>TV was invented; Mariner fans got to see their team lose
>Smartphones became a part of daily life; Mariner fans got to find out of about their team losing from anywhere on Earth
>Baseball added 14 teams; Mariner fans got to see AND hear their team lose to more teams
>George Burns celebrated his 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays
>Haley’s Comet passed Earth… twice
>Harry Caray was born… and died
>The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Seattle teams won championships in each league
>Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Mariner pitchers
>17 US presidents were elected
>There were 12 amendments added to the Constitution
>Prohibition was passed, and repealed
>The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered, and became the subject of major motion pictures… the latter giving Mariner fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top
>T-Mobile Park was built and became the oldest park in the American League
>Flag poles were erected on T-Mobile Park's roof to hold all of the team’s future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down
>A combination of 47 summer & winter Olympics have been held
>Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; as have twelve horses
>Bell bottoms came into style, went out of style, and came back into style
>The Boston Red Sox won 4 championships, traded Babe Ruth, were cursed for 86 years, broke the curse, and still had time to win two additional championships
>The Ottoman Empire still existed the last time the Mariners won the west
>WOMEN WERENT ALLOWED TO VOTE WHEN THE SHITTATLE MARINERS WON THE WEST
>The last time the Mariners won the west, former slaveholders had front row seats
>Arizona became a state, got a baseball team, and won the world series
>My grandchild will post this copypasta in 2080 and the memeiners will still suck

CUBS JOMBOY REDDIT

I think the World Champion DOYERS should give the Rockies a fighting chance!

>>149405364
Mariners have only been a team since like 1968

>>149405347 (OP)
Cubgers

>>149405368
THIS!!!

Yankees.

I don't know which nu to use

this was first, get over here
>>149405349
>>149405349
>>149405349

>>149405347 (OP)
total nigger and spic death subedition

>>149405364
>obsessing over the least successful team in MLB history
Bizarre behavior

>>149405353
why are you posting jimmy kimmel and his cow wife in this thread

>>149405407
This was 8 seconds faster!

Y-you can do it, Royals

>>149405407
There are timestamps you fucking retard

>>149405408
yet baseball is at least 50% nig and spics?

I’m digging in my heels I’ll never leave this thread here I stand

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STOP HANGING OFFSPEED PITCHES STUPID FUCKA

remember that one schizo a few weeks ago that was duplicating every post across two nus?

berds are 1 behind

>>149405414
I'm not obsessing over the white sox though

>>149405455
It happened more recently than that I believe.

>>149405466
dwightz ox have won a series this century

can someone tell me which nu to use?

Which thread are we using cubinals pepes

Thread wars are back baby fuck yeah

ITFDB

stop splitting threads and get over here
>>149405349
>>149405349
>>149405349

we'll recycle this one later

>>149405475
no they haven't

>>149405353
Those are some fucking sad hips for her size

We need nu tho

So I made a bet with my Dad that Montas was going to pitch at least 5 scoreless, obviously he thought I was insane. I’m 3-for-3 on pitching predictions, I won on a Verlander meltdown last year and a Diaz save earlier this year.

My next prediction is that Mannea’s first start back from injury will be very average.

>>149405490
Nah it's already over, the other thread's lead is getting bigger and bigger

Gay Mets talking about Strider being able to put his legs behind his head again.

>>149405507
DISAGREE brother U can actually see the foundations of what K.Swarbi found attractive abt her in the beginning - Hips, tits, AND can pinch herself up w/ shapewear into having a waist.
I suspect at some point in her young life she had a whole lotta peasant fertility features & less fat. Could be wrong though. I bet she was juicy for a minute

Mariners here too

>>149405599
Yeah man
She was pretty cute once u can tell. Especially since her fat looks kind of tighht & new, not old established gravity-taken fat down to her fuckin' whatever. She could lose it and look near this again
>>149405353
I get it swarbie and you're a good man

op here, we're in the other genny

>>149405480
we are speedrunning both tonight

Umpball, he was fucking safe

OH NO DODGERS WHATS HAPPENING

>>149406635
apologize

conforto did something

Doyers

Fuck the Cheatstros

GO FOR THE KILL CONFORTO

Jazz chimpout kek

>>149405353
phwoar

what is this cards pitcher romero doing with his wind up?

But this isn't nu

>>149406764
no

It's over.

>doyers losing
>start seething about other teams
everytime

APOLOGIZE

juneforto bros we are so back

kek rockies are so bad they give up a homer to >cumfarto

FAGGets!! kek!!!

CONFORTO SLAP

Angels.

A Jazzian melty.

>>149405429
They genuinely cannot score 5 runs

Conforto coming in clutch

COMFY-TO!!!

>>149406783
now apologize

>>149406801
I'm sorry but he singlehandedly makes me loathe your team

Sorry, Comfort

Please do something Mariners.

>>149406784
of course its over you delusional faggot, your team sucks
kys

EGGMAN

‘Toids tongue my anus

>>149406810
NTA, but I'm sorry

go go go

Give them Philthies a chance!!!

nobody cares, doyerpaco

>>149406810
The game isnt over until its over

SEIYA SLAP

>>149406808
Isn’t this girl retired now

>let's go dodgers chants in Denver
Based

>>149406805
Yeah. At the time it was only 2-0

>>149406820
be nice

Umpcucks are my real enemy now

>>149406808
look at the moves on her!

Imagine being mad at the most successful promotional night of the season for any team

>>149406005
Didn't get digits but got the prediction

>>149406822
i dont believe you've ever had a toid tongue your anus, liar

>>149406819
doesn't feel like a win tonight

everybody cares, doyerchad

>>149406837
That was spiritually a strike

>>149406837
Put in the fucking robots already.

>>149406814
Fuck off, Miguel Rojas.

MY STREAM IS SO LATE CONFORTO JUST HIT IT

FAGGets kek!

I'm glad someone finally explained to Snitker that putting a guy who hits a lot of xtra base hits behind Acuna results in more runs scored

Watch as Shohei "Pig Roach" Ohtani kills the rally again

no one cares doyerpaco

>>149406844
nope

>>149406853
damn...

Tigers got grit

Jazz ain’t do nothing wrong, fuck da umps.

why is my nigga ketel crying

TOMMY E

TOMMY E

everyone cares doyerchad

Counsell did the suicide squeeze

Hopefully that shuts up every boomer retard that complains about the team not bunting

Mookie slap!

LOL MEST

>>149406839
>the promotional night where we put ladyboy gloryholes in every other toilet stall was super successful so that means its not gay!

>>149406857
>0-3
Holy kek

Alright, GG 'dians. See you tomorrow.

>>149406833
yes, but I've never watched her. To me, she is solely a Doyer mascot.

Mests are really going to burn their entire bullpen in one game lol

cleveland announcers are cool, very complimentary of opposing players

PLEASE GOD NEVER LET IT END

I got stacking up a lineup with righties against a lefty, but when they aren't good hitters and don't do shit, put your starters in ffs. Stott and Marsh have been hitting well too.

>>149406876
My bad it was just a squeeze

FUCKING DIE OUT TIMMY

FAGGets kek!

>>149406891
It's about sending a message.

Ohtani is the new Conforto

>>149406790
Jesus Christ, man, pick a new theme.

mests are cooked for the rest of homo month kek

Sigh, Ohtani

>>149406892
Sign of a losing franchise

>>149406897
I don’t think it was, I think PCA did that on his own. Tucker was hardly off the base with his secondary lead

>>149406892
Most are unless you're the shit ass dodgers booth who hates every team other than the dodgers

jazz would have had two errors that inning if he stayed in

>>149406903
Relax asshole, we're suffering here!

>>149406898
I really hope you're not Asian. It would imply a lot of bad things about you.
t. Asian

Recker was on MLB Tonight. Yay!

‘toids seething over my Mets again

What a catch by burly

>>149406905
Wow, very creative.

Early munny tonight.

はーい タ コ ぉーーんヌッ!www

MESTBORICUAS KEK

>>149406869
Seconding this

I would like to see the new york mets win a game of baseball

>>149406943
not apu

How the fuck can you enjoy baseball over superior sports like football, soccer, and basketball?

free baseball in cincy

Conforto will end up having a respectable season. Been unlucky AF so far

I HATE THE BRAVES

>>149406834
doubtful

>>149406950
Fuck my boricua ass

I’ve had it. I can’t cheer for this royals team anymore. I’ve just cracked my phone screen watching these bums, my wife is furious and starting to yell back at me, and my numerous cats are hiding or outside killing birds or something. I don’t even care if they come back. I hope my wife leaves with them honestly. Fuck the royals and fuck women. And most of all fuck baseball and fuck manfred

>>149406943
>poo pork pitty

>Braves have outscored the Mests 96 - 48 in the last 16 games in Citi Field

holu fuck lol

>>149406957
To be fair, you have to be very high IQ to understand baseball.

>>149406885
doyers doing that poorly?

>>149406957
>no football team
>no basketball team
dont care simple as

>>149406943
da big FAGGOTpple

>>149406886
>a bunch of people had fun
>I'm so mad about it

Get a grip, bro. You are seething for no reason. It was one night and you didn't have to go, watch, or even pay any attention to it.

>>149406984
I'm retarded and I understand baseball

>>149406950
kek

>>149406973
Esl-coded

>Game: On
>Thread: open
>Nachos: ready
yep, comfy game day for my Padres

When is Conforto gonna get some teammates that can actually help him?

>>149406964
isn't boricua just charro beans made with modelo?

>>149406957
>lardcollide handegg
>divegrass
>*** hoop

>>149406999
post pic of nachos

>>149406999
with jalapenos?

>>149406887
>>149406790
Gonna need a dodgers Misato

>>149406999
live your life

>>149406968
you'll be fineee

>>149406943
>The Big Crapple
>The City that always Weeps
>Got Them City
>Literally Who York

>>149406957
Football hasn't started yet, Apehoop is over, soccer is for little girls, I do like the occasional youtube short making fun of Angel Reese in woman's ape hoop that pop up in my feed though

>>149406999
post nachos mococo

>>149407003
My ass. Fuck it

You know you dont have to reply to bait right?

How fat are you? Be honest

>>149406999
checked poodrepaco

Doyers have had issues with outfield communication

>>149406968
We're just not showing our hand so we can upset the Dodgers!

>>149407029
Maybe like 5-10 lbs overweight.

>>149406992
Those faggots still haven't fucked off from the genny nigger

attaboy cards what a great inning

>>149406957
football is better but soccer and basketball are both trash you pleb

>>149407000
https://www.mlb.com/gameday/777379/video/michael-conforto-homers-5-on-a-fly-ball-to-right-field-max-muncy-scores-a

>>149406999
show us the nachos

>>149407034
There she is. My queen. Looks like shit though, fuck you.

>>149407035
and it usually involves pages

>>149407021
BANGGGGGG

>>149406999
Mococoposter on a heater

>>149407050
Kim too

>>149407029
unfortunately more than I'd care to and it's hindering my running. I'm 180, want to be closer to 165-170 so I can get back down to 6 minute miles, but also when I could run 6min I couldn't bench 225. give and take

Aaron Judge isn't actually a judge

THANKS FOR THE WALK, IDIOT

Trout is afraid to swing in 3-2 counts.

>>149407046
Thoughts on AL MVP Call Rally?

>>149407078
gotta make the playoffs to win MVP

>>149407078
He's swell

>>149407070
Damn that sucks. I’m such a based twink I can buy women’s clothes (it’s cheaper)

>Coors field is the 3rd oldest ballpark
Huh, neat

>>149407074
NEW ODLCRADO FAN HERE

>>149407040
>they invaded my super secret club

Can't be worse than recker posters and fuck my ass posters

>>149406715
is this actually true or are you guys fucking with me? this can't be real holy fuck i assumed it was a popular anime show

>>149407090
wrigley
Fenway
Dodger stadium

>>149407078
Catchers always regress 2nd half. He won't win MVP and he won't hit 50 homers.

>>149406992
No one had fun they all complained and missed the game wtf are you talking about lmao

>>149407088
Proof?

>>149407095
How detached from the world are you that you don't know what a v-tuber is?

YANKS LEAVE EM LOADED IN CINCINNATI WITH A JUDGE POP-UP

>>149407095
'fraid so
They're literally e-girls but with an anime girl overlayed on top

>>149407115
none of them really cared about the game anyways

>>149407078
Unfortunately he won’t win MVP because of Judge

>>149407111
yeah it's a long season, especially for catchers.

TIM TAWA!

>>149407117
I'm a girl tho

>In 24 plate appearances in extra innings this season, the Yankees offense has driven in the ghost runner one time, a sac fly
JUST BUNT YOU FUCKS JUST MOCE THE RUNNER UP

>>149407095
It is real. There are also males who do this, though Hololive is female-only

If God exists then the Resd will win.

>>149407120
I'm married with a career and a toddler lol I don't jerk off to whatever the fuck a V-tuber is. My wife works nights so I can shitpost on /mlb/ when the kid sleeps.

If the Reds score a point, it's over

>>149407141
Jomboy gonna be seethin Pokéfriend

>>149407120
90% of my 30 year old mates have no idea what a vtuber is
still a niche fetish like being a furry tbqhwyl

cole young!

>>149407127
>these are the people doyerpacos want at their ballpark
>to the point that they invent to a new reality where their gay promo night was a success

>>149407156
You don't watch youtube at all? They were all the rage during the pandemic.

>>149407142
>though Hololive is female-only
>>149407115 is the shark girl

>>149407151
This is going to be brutal…

>>149407163
Sorry aussiebro but the cultural osmosis is so bad it's bound to end up in 'Straya eventually

>>149407165
kino kit

COME ON MARINERS SCORE SOME FACKING RUNS

>>149407156
you need to start jorking off to anime girls anon

>>149407156
>my wife works nights
Owari da

>>149407168
I spend 90% of my time on twitch and youtube and I have only come across 2 vtubers (and immediately blocked them). the fact that your algorithm is vtubers says a lot about you

Real slurper in Houston. Scoreless to start the 8th

>aaron retard
Just need him to right the ship ONCE in his career.

Frank the tank was right this Met team stinks and the season is OVER.

>>149407117
6’0 135

>>149407193
>romANO warming
Oh boy

jp hbpford :)

>>149407156
bros...

>>149407168
Sure I watch youtube. I watch sports and comedy and travel and cooking shit. Literally did not know what a V tuber was until 5 minutes ago

>>149407170
Holostars are a branch-off no? It's not like Nijisanji where they have males and females all together
It's all the same shit anyway

>>149407180
we invented WiFi

>>149407095
we have a board called vtubers where do you people come from?

>>149407192
I don't watch v-tubers, but if you spent any time at all in the past 5 years it's basically impossible to have not stumbled upon one.

>>149407193
Ranger and Framber vs a bunch of shit bats, this score was to be expected.

tomorrow, 2 shit pitchers, the score will likely be 5-5 by the 5th

>>149407200
No man should weigh below 170 at the lowest

That’s a rags win.

End 8th? More like end my life.

sometimes i hate julio but thank god he got it done

>>149407115
Now you're mad because a couple of nerds got left out? That shit happens at all types of promotional events

>>149407168
>They were all the rage during the pandemic
And the world is worse for it

GOOD JOB RETARDED DOMINICAN

>>149407170
nice meme
shark girl is adorable but I'm not going to share my pictures of her with you!

Cmon Conforto, show you've busted the slump!

>>149407228
higher natural testosterone levels are correlated with lean muscle not bulk amounts of muscle

>>149407226
Phillies come out on top.

ASSTROS have a bottom ten offense lmao.

>>149407228
I tried to bulk up in the past and got up to 150 on the same diet and workout routine Taylor Lautner was on to get buff for Twilight
My body just insists on twinkism

start spreading my ass

I’m gapin’ today

>>149407255
>doyerpaco seething about 2017
oh no

>>149407200
Disgusting desu

>>149407238
I’m not mad I just think you’re a faggot. They’re not even remotely the same.

>>149407245
He's 2-3 with a double and home run in this game, I'd say he's on a roll already

>>149407260
Yankees haven't lost yet

>>149407280
>>149407263

>>149407200
Do you really buy girls clothes tho?

>>149407228
I weigh 165 at 6’2”

>>149407248
You should still weigh over 170

>>149407228
any healthy man under 5'9 should weigh 170 max. i'm 6'2 and was 175-180 until i had a kid and ballooned to 205

why do bandwagon pacos think the poodres and trashcans are their rivals when true fans know it's the cardinals and giants?

Buntkees need to spawn in NOW!

Dusty wathan pissed away the phillies best chance for a run

>Mets down 7-3
When did this happen?

I'll chug some water and go to bed if my Reds win this

>>149407299
>got fat
>blame it on having a kid
are you a female?

>>149407289
Yep, obviously not girly shit but a lot of their stuff is just unisex but for like 10 dollars whereas the male equivalents run up to around 25 for no reason

Digits and Reds win

>>149407300
Bandwagoners are too young to remember the classic rivalry

>>149407200
Wear a dress for us please

Here comes Grand slam, bleh.

its over

>>149407301
>>149407282

>>149407300
giants and cards rivalry hasn't been a thing since 2021

Shut up ‘toids

>>149407330
gotta afford that deferred payment

>>149407300
Newfag fundies don’t know the lore

>>149407312
not at all. i snack more and work out less than before a kid

>walking in a run
Kekaroo

doyerpacos seething kek

>>149407335
>>149407328

>>149407323
Not for lewd

>>149407300
80% of dodgers fans have been fans for less than 5 years

FAGGets kek!

Brash is nasty. NASTY.

>>149407347
It can be a modest dress. Check grandma's closet

Rox rallying

BANG BANG

>>149407330
>trustfund super team
>biggest stadium in MLB
>a gorillian financially illiterate homedepot landscapers
not that impressive

>>149407307
Duke Ellis, whatever happened there?

COOPER HUMMEL

>>149407351
>>149407338
>>149407317
>>149407300
Rentfree

Damn, gg astros the phillies are sleepwalking after a big series and probably wont even tie it

>>149407338
Rockin'!

THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
THE MARINERS TAKE THE FIRST TWO OF THE SERIES
gg twinkies see you tomorrow

Yankees need another run

Astros keep getting away with it

sneks win gg white sox

GG Sox stop hitting my guys

Mariners? They won again

FAGGets kek!!

GG Mariners.
The Twins battled back from down by five just for this sad ending? This team is so lost right now.

>>149407415
That's not a snake though

>Wild Pitch Run
Yanks in the lead on a laffer

>rangers had a no hitter into 7 innings
>game went to extras
lol what?

>can only score on a wild pitch
Aren't you ashamed Yanks?

last time I watched an astros game, the announcers were talking about how the batters point to the bullpen when they hit a home run

history repeating itself

LETS GO

>judge scored on a wild pitch
Lmao, the most quiet extra innings run ever.

Mets coming back!
screencap this you faggots!

>>149407426
GG Twinsbro. See you tomorrow

>>149407426
It can happen to anyone.

>>149407426
Trade us Buxton and Pablo López if you gonna punt the season.

>iglesias
my barves finna boutta blow this lmao

>>149407444
Fuck my boricua ass

>Ohtani flies out or strikes out looking like a boob for 95% of the game
>gets one (1) XBH or homer
>MLB GLAZEFEST!!!!!!!!!!!1!
Me, I'm tired of it

Damn that was a good throw Campero

Cubbies threatening with one out left

Dodgers go!

OHTANI BOMB

O
H
T
A
N
I
A
N

B
L
A
S
T

Yankees lead 4-3. This game is hysterical.

arigatou ohtani san

>>149407464
kek right as he homers too

>>149407436
>team does better at home for small ball
>much fewer home run
cope

BIG FLY OHTANI SAN

3 in a row and 8-3 last 11 for the Seattle Mariners
Division champs incoming tbqfh lads

Cards beat the Cubs and continue the dream of evening out their records in this 4 game series!

attaboy fagsby swing at one in the dirt!

GG Rays although I don't think there are any of you itg.
D-don't get cocky!!

>>149407491
you are so out of your depth

>>149407464
>>149407490
the home run will be the front page article tomorrow
>Ohtani belts number 28 (or 30) as the dodgers choke 5-2 lead

Gg cubs what a ride

>>149407428
oh yeah explain this

It's Ellover

Yanksissies... I don't feel so good...

>team down 2 runs
>strike out during rally
>team up 5 runs
>hit a meaningless home run
the most anti-clutch player to ever get overpaid

GG cardinals. Dont know what it’s going to take to get fagsby out of the 5 hole

Good fun game both teams won

>>149407507
they're getting swept

>>149407512
Actually it's still 27

Doyers knock out the Rockies pitcher in the top of the 6

Hold that thought

tie game in Cincinnati

>>149407528
It's literally your gingers fault

>>149407464
Going 1/3 with a walk and a homer every other game is unironically Cooperstown shit

Alright Francisco, it is time to do something big here. Please.

>>149407543
Fuck my Italian ass

bullshit ending hope arenado DIES!!!!

Reds tie it!

>>149406960
email the dodgers and tell them to use this jpg to hoodwink other gms when they're trying to trade confarto for pitching before the deadline

Elly retard

>>149407552
but he's 1-4 today

>>149407464
Cal Raleigh doesn't do that

>>149407560
Someone get these hoes! They too mad!

>>149407562
literally PCA's fault

UH OH BARVES

schwarbomb incoming

LOL MEST

BRAVES OWN YOUR FAGGOT ASSES!

>Smelly de la poo
Do you know how dumb of a baseball player you have to be if you don’t know the score?

>>149407444
>FAGGets
kek!!!

>his name is Elly of the Cruise
>literally cruises across bases
really /mlb/

Braves really do own the Mets huh

I just can't stand it.

elly puked the other day and I wanted to find a gif of it but couldnt

Yankees faggots on suicide watch

>resd vs yankees
this series should not take place
ban interleague play

>>149407551
Yeah I would have pulled him after that desu. I just mean in general. Dansby is batting <.150 with RISP this year, makes no sense that he’s batting 5th

Mests still have a whole nother week of fag month to get through lol

>>149407602
Elly De La Spews

when does yam pitch?

It’s 9/11 all over again!

fellow mestsissies....

The Yankees are about to go 0-8 on the road in extras

>yanks might actually get swept by the commies
TIP TOP KEK

It's so fucking over

They keep trying to bury the Astros but they just keep winning

>>149407562
I could have sworn I was watching the Cardinals broadcast with the amount of time they spent sucking off Arenado and the Cardinals. What a failure of a network kill them all

Just fucking sell at the dead line. This Yankees team doesn't have what it takes to win the World Series.

>>149407095
i love that we have people making this guy feel like HE'S the weird one, as is v-tubers aren't the strangest, most retarded phenomena of the past decade+

Where’s bravesbrah? Will he top my boricua ass after coming home from the Mets game?

The yankees need to be panic trading for my bullpen shitters.

>>149407608
there's a reason the Braves let him walk for what the Cubs were offering

mestboricuas in complete shambles right now!

gg astros what a waste of a great outing from ranger

Hey it's my old buddy Lux

>>149407604
delete this please.

cubtroplitans suck

>>149407635
it's June 2025, literally the point of this month is to normalize degeneracy

Gavin Fux the Stankees

>>149407635
i'm that guy. i do not feel weird lol. this site is full of schizos and antisocial weirdos who probably give money to these vtube people

>>149407620
Road teams actually have a small advantage in extras since the rule change

>>149407637
>bravesbrah
>top

>>149407623
lol

>reds
>red sox
>different teams
I'm sorry but this is too much for my smooth brain to handle

Reds grandslam

Astros win!!!
ggs Phils
Hader now 20/20 on save attempts this season. We paid him a lot of money for a reason. Shoutout Coop for finally doing something. See yal tomorrow

My philthies were kinda pathetic out there today

>>149407638
Thornton would look great in pinstripes

Yankees with the meme infield

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE

>>149407663
Reds were originally called redlegs I believe and I think the Red Sox played in Cincy in like the 1870s or 1880s

DAAAAAAAAAAAA

STANKEES LOSE!

Lux fucks ya Yanks

>>149407671
>big series win
>do absolutely nothing to start the next series
Many such cases

That's a redleg walkoff!

>>149407663
the reds are in the NL and the red soxs are in the AL
its not rocket science

>>149407676
oh my kekkies

>>149407464
>Ohtani strikes out
>hahaha ktani ktranny
>Ohtani does something
>gets super ass disturbed

Go somewhere else then. Stop being a whiny bitch

KEK STANKEES

REDS WIN

>>149407609
What is object permanence?

>>149407673
He's a big city guy. Like Stanek.

NL Central fucks ya!

DAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>149407690
nobody cares, paco

>>149407676
hehe...i was only kidding, obviously

gg Resd

are we watching the padres/nats or marlins/giants?

>>149407551
Yeah PCA’s fault Jameo gave up 7 runs to this absolute dogshit cardinals lineup

Who the fuck can the Yankees even trade away? They don't have anyone good.

What the absolute fuck is going on with New York City baseball?

>>149407690
>pls don't insult my overpaid hypeman

>>149407690
>ktani ktranny
The meme is pig roach

>>149407715
I just turned to padnats

>>149407713
gg bro

>>149407690
I care, chad

>>149407168
you may be shocked to learn that not everyone's algo is as cooked as yours. i PERSONALLY watch yt logged out when i'm on my computer. and before you ask, yes i DO keep my phone in a faraday cage.

>>149407703
for you

DA JANKEES LOSE

>stinkees lost a series to the resd
KWAB

>>149407717
paul goldschmidt

>>149407716
Should have known there was 1 out. All the OFs signal how many outs after each out.

>>149407731
>>149407710

>>149407474
Oh man I wish I had some poorly shopped images of cartoons with your team's logo

Reds confirmed better than Yankees?

>>149407719
sodom(mets) and gomorrah(yankees) are being punished for their homosexual pandering and celebration

>>149407750
do phoneposters really struggle with this?

Move the Yankees to Portland.

wtf happened to the cubbies

>>149407755
How come LA isn't being punished

My billion dollar lineup cannot hit a 5 ERA pitcher from Washington. Not looking good.

>Wrobleski still in the game
>Secures the Yumbo Yack
Wrobleski holding the Dodger pitching staff down

>>149407756
No I made all of these on my phone kek

I will call him a phone poster. That will show him

Digits and Ohtani homers again in garbage time

DFA Anthony Volpe

Trade Judge to Boston

Fire Aaron Boone

>>149407755
weirdest thing about that parable is that God saved Lot and his daughters, then they immediately go to a cave, get their dad drunk and force him to get them pregnant

My angels are going to get no hit

>>149407771
that's not a bug

seething astromiguel

>>149407777
Holy checked

>>149407774
Digits and he homers TWICE more

>>149407765
kershaw got them in god's good graces with his genesis text on his cap

>>149407786
>>149407772

>>149407784
He’s my favorite mon though so he gets an exception from the bug posting bit

BERGERT DOWN
BERGERT DOWN
BERGERT DOWN

>>149407751
Reds have won the last 5 games against the Yankees

>>149407777
His wife was turned to salt so it's fair game

>>149407702
>What is object permanence?
I believe in linear time AND object permanence.

>>149407761
Will you come visit?

>>149407777
For me, it's the parable of Jephthah.

>Dodgers' entire offense has at least one hit tonight
>except Freddie

Freddie ;_;

nu
>>149407787
>>149407787
>>149407787

>>149407761
da Poorlan' Pinstripes
ehhhhh, i'm takin' narcan here!

>First everyone hits our batters
>now trying to hit our pitchers
stop trying to hurt our players...

the central is a good division

>>149407777
Checked

>>149407743
>(guy behind him) BA BA BOOEY

>>149407765
god burned down half the city in january and will probably burn down the rest in october

Verlander is washed up.

>>149407916
he's still playing?

>>149407690
No refunds!

>>149407690
It's really sad that Ohtani has to get criticized even when he hits a home run.

>>149408013
>bat .250
>but it's a homerun
>please fuck my ass
no

>>149408013
We all HATE the pig roach!

>>149408315
You liar and faggot, if Ohtani were to transfer to the weak team you support, you faggot would be happy and piss yourself saying "Ohtani-sama, Ohtani-sama, Ohtani-sama, Ohtani-sama"
kek

>>149408421
>>149408118

>>149405549
>>149405599
She definitely used to be very cute (and in a way she still is) but that's a fridge bro.
A two-door, ice-machine havin, 2-ton fuckin FRIDGE

>>149407299
>5’9”
>man
OH NO NO NO