>>150089123
let's go brandon, sorry you weren't that useful in San Diego

>Tyler Wade DFA
The devil magic is gone...

8 hits with NOTHING to show for it. Meanwhile the berds have 3 runs on only 2 hits

>trenton brooks
looks like i'm not getting that burger today...

CJ, I get you're still mad we traded you, but it's been 3 years, get over it....

that could've been so much worse

jason, you're scaring me

>Darvish's first start of the season today
I'm nervous, I'm sure if he avoids injury he'll find his groove, but I feel like he's more injury prone than ever and it still will take a couple starts for him to be his old self again....

>>149562680
you're right, let's check the Chihuahuas' score...better yet, maybe don't

>>149555073
they don't have to worry, my padres are in an awful slump too so they can still get 2nd maybe

>>149506865
I'm never wrong...

>>101564436
what about...

>First everyone hits our batters
>now trying to hit our pitchers
stop trying to hurt our players...

>Jason Heyward DFA'd
don't even blame the Padres for doing that, but it'd be sad if that's how his career ends. he seems like a nice guy and he did seem like he was trying his hardest, it's just he's well past his prime. I think his career warrants some little ceremonial signing where he gets to do one last at bat at Wrigley or Truist or something so he can get a standing ovation as he walks off the field instead of it ending with a failed rehab stint in the minors with an unceremonious DFA

Jake Cronenworth looked kind of sad at that force out, he wants to get the bounce back Bogey is going through too...

>>101187897
Fuwawa should stop seducing all the ruffians... leave some for Mococo...