Eternal Max Muncy edition
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>>149753332
statistically proven! unluckiest player in the MLB
the rays are fucking DONE FOR.
why would they leave pepiot in? idc if he only gave up 1 run, he had surrendered 6 hits and was looking shaky last inning already. now you leave him in for back to back doubles and a 2 run home run.
why are managers scared toโฆya knowโฆMANAGE
I love my team spending $35m a year on an unlikable cheater who can't hit, run, field, or throw.
SAND.
LOT.
'TOIDS.
DYIN'.
OUT.
Step right up and FREAK the Mets
anglels
>>149768498I will thanks
>>149767916go down there and pester someone for a ball
>>149768065 (OP)does mlb ever mention how statistically impossible it is that two Max Muncyโs exist, both play baseball at the major league level, and somehow arent related
almost like a glitch in the matrix. i cant even name another double name incidence like that in any sport
>people are making AI slop of asian girls supporting their teams
how lame do you have to be? poorly photoshop your team's cap onto an anime girl like a real man!
>>149768644it's an uncommon name too
>>149768580How is this possible.
>>149768644its a clear example of life being a simulation
>>149768644actually anon, i think you're the first person to bring it up
>>149768644the simple difference is one is chunky
>>149768644and have the same birthday
>>149768645I can't into anime but I agree, poodrepaco. ai slop is lame and low effort.
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>>149768645Fuck em up Mococo
>>149768644rarest coincidence in sports history. closest thing is like Griffey and Griffey jr. playing together
This should be the roku link for the giants dodgers game (its free btw)
first pitch at 1:05 but coverage begins at 12:45
https://therokuchannel.roku.com/watch/e25551b0bb4953c4b1043caef77181ab
>>149768644>>149768710both born on august 25. wild
>>149768644I didnโt no one existed I thought cool when I saw the name
>>149768710>>149768819Okay, this is getting unsettling.
Being a Dodgers fan:
Expectation
>>149768547Reality: pic related
>>149768680pitch selection pretty much
>>149768644what about Freddy Fermin
>>149768645True and based
holy cubs kino pure kino just so kino! itโs kino!
The Cubs? Are you fucking serious? The Mets, Tigers, Astros, and Red Sox beat them very easily.
>A's muncy: the real funky muncy
>Dodgers muncy: the real chunky muncy
this is how we learn the difference
any girls in chat wanna blow my job if ya be catchin' m'reference?? new girls and partial girls welcum! no fatties tho
>>149768952yeah Caglione is very aggressive and he hits hard with good launch angles which is the calculation for xBA but they near always go right to a fielder. was something like 17-140 recently
rats
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>>149768645many are saying this
i think campy will finally get a hit at the major league level in 2025 today and show he's not just a AAA statpadder!
It's raining a lot in St. Louis. Game is going to be postponed.
>>149768645This guy gets it
>>149768644and both drafted by the A's
GARVER FUCKS YA
poodres need to give trader jerry a call TONIGHT
Why don't the streams on ppvto ever work anymore ):
in the GOAT conversation?
i like whem the league makes the astros go on all fours
Not even these dog shit calls can stop Shota
Who is having the better year?
PCA the new Mantle with the old one being Mike Trout or Raleigh being the new Bonds?
>>149769327this actually introduces a tiny bit of order to the chaos. perhaps the younger one came to the a's attention because the name stuck out.
>>149768547Fuck, Kill, Marry
>MLB ASG about to be as worthless as the NFL Pro Bowl
>>149768065 (OP)what does he do?
What a way to finish the first half by Shota
>about to get swept by the memeiners
as a new tigers fan i am very sad by this turn of events
PCA has like over 10 0% catch probability plays that's the most that has ever been recorded in a year since the system has been tracking it
on pace for 35 allowed steals, top 5 modern era
>>149769652>getting swept by the gayest team in leagueSad
>>149770069Bigger bases too
damn I was hoping Buschie was going to blow this mfer open kek
>>149770131welcome, here's your noose
>>149770069Perez still got it
>>149770253nice falseflag. we all know there are no rangers fans here
>>149770238You forgot to give him his estrogen pills along with the noose anon
>>149769402It pisses me off that Boston is cheating like in 2018 and 2019.
>>149770253at least they won their world series last week
>>149770434Best I can do is sex with Carmen Vitali
>>149770330>>149770372>t.Poostonitesl/Austinite
>Strike out child abuse
>Poodres
I didn't know Trout was playing in the MLB since he was 19. He would probably already have 500 home runs if it wasn't for injuries
I'm predicting Teo breaks out of his slump today
>>149770699yeah it's really unfortunate. He'll hit 400 this year though and he can probably hit 500 if he can just stay on the field
>stephen nelson on the roku booth
FUCK!
i can't escape this cocksucker!
Why aren't they pitching him low and outside?
>Poodres Military Sunday
Absolutely disgusting.
THIS is AM 570 LA Sports
The REAL home of the Dodgers
>>149770590I don't get jt
>>149768644Thereโs a PGA golfer and a pro boxer named Cal Raleigh
>>149770972they stopped getting oppo on him now that cal is the mariner
ITFDB
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ITFDB
>kirsten interviewing the opposing team
wtf
looks like a comfy stadium for a game
>>149771013He's a pro boxer AND a pro golfer? Wow that's pretty impressive, i guess boxing does have a lot of time between fights
>>149771055hunter pence has to turn off homer mode too
>walking the dumper so he can't catch bonds
gaaaaaay
>oracle park falling apart
>>149770988Rorukeiki sandei
Sandoichi mandei
#ITFDB presented by Toyo Tires.
Randy is so fucking good bros.
Same with Harper who's only a year older than Judge but seems like he's from another generation
>Tony Gwynn Jr. in the booth
Yuck
Yams on the mound! YAMS ON THE MOUND!
>finally get the lead
>implode
>>149771373It was a little shallow.
Please be good today Soriano
WHEW
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just unfuckingbelievable
second time today bases loaded no outs and canโt score
>>149771363The Seattle Nobletigers
>>149768645As opposed to having Vtumors like in your pic? What a pot calling kettle black moment.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JANKEES ARE IN THIRD PLACE
And here come the 27 crybabies
>>149770870He still has a chance at it if he holds up but he should of been a 30 30 guy every year with a ops around 1.000
>tfw am 570 feed is like 4 seconds ahead of the video feed
fuck roku
Sleepy Sunday in Minneapolis. Nobody wants to wake up long enough to win this game.
>>149771687radio is almost always ahead of tv
>panamapaco is seething again
>>149771687not on the snla broadcasts
Man baseball was robbed of a modern day Mantle
>>149771646Can you even count to 27? Bitch
Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.
Head for the park and greet the Fagets.
Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,
Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.
Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,
Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.
Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,
Let's go Fagets, they are cummin' all over New York town.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUpoabzGEk
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27 rings you peasants!
>>149771676Well he's completely done stealing bases, he wants to but the team doesn't want to risk it anymore
>>14977189827! Count them!
>first baseman can't pick somewhat normal throw
>error charged to the other guy
>>149770870Heโs absolutely not hitting 100+ more homers. Heโs got like 200 games left
My Jays can't wait for the break to start
Actually Mantle career was also cut short and a lot of the numbers and career trajectory matches up with Trout so Trout is actually Mantle in a way
>>149771977Nah he can absolutely do it. When he plays he's still elite. They're being really careful with him from now on. He's going to just DH for the reason of the season and he may just be done playing in the field.
What the hell are you guys doing???
>>149771640Damn, can it get much worse?
>>149768644There are 2 NHL players named Sebastian Aho
can the mariners stop fucking hitting home runs already jesus
catchers should be ejected for trying to fool the ump by framing, change my mind
>>149772058Isn't Hololive for the Dodgers? Why would Mococo support the Padres?
this faggot needs to lay off the Forrest Gump impressions
>>149771898>>149771959...but none in your lifetime
that could've been so much worse
>>149772135I SAID STOP IT
>Scoring a run without put the ball in the outfield
27 anal exams to yankee fans
>>149772222Checked and tigers are rekt
I think the DOYERS are #1!
There will never be another Ted William though or a Bonds during the steroid era
Roku streaming is complete shit
>>14977225127, panamapaco
>>149772121According to umpscorecards it's the most biased game this season.
>>149771319LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WITH YAMS ON THE MOUND
>>149772241Literally all /we/ do is hit solo homers. Canโt do shit with >risp
Both series Rangers could have swept the Trashcans. Sad the offense is one of the worst in the league, rotation and defense is World Series caliber. Anyways I think they should sell a bit this deadline.
>>149772335You should sell your ass
>double play ball to end the inning
>2B completely forgets how to use his hands
Fucking unreal.
>>149772135>>149772241ah ha! this dumper was actually a mimick!
>>149772208In the postseason, Judge is a .205 hitter with 86 strikeouts in 58 games and one enormous error. He is an extraordinary choker. Yankees will never win another World Series as long as Judge is captain.
>>149772293At least the team being shortchanged won.
Julio
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lol lmao
>>149772397Pirates-Twins. Brooks Lee fielded an easy grounder with bases loaded and one out, but was somehow unable to grip the ball in his glove, allowing the Pirates to get the go-ahead run.
Julio is crushing the ball recently
>>149772335Now you know how Mariner fans have felt for the past 4 years.
>walk RaleighKWAB
The 2025 Yankees are a $310M turd. How does Brian Cashman still have a job?
>>149771977If he's healthy for a season or 2 and then sticks around until he reaches it
Okay a 10th sb is acceptable.
I'm trying to stay legal since they're making it easy, but this constant playback error I'm getting on the roku website is testing my resolve
>>149772536What do you mean? He's executing the Yankee strategy perfectly: throw a bunch of money around and hope for the best.
You want competent management and and intelligent utilization of resources? Watch a real team then, you absolute faggot.
>2000 wins
>1 post about it
Tito is so fucking disappointed in you guys. Baseball "fans".
how come there's DOYER fans in San Francisco
is it because everyone loves Los Angeles
>>149772508Consistently been at the top of the league in bat speed and exit velo iirc. Just a lot of negative launch angle
incoming complete game for ray
3 walks so their deciding not pitch to him anymore
Imagine not having 27 rings
>>149772720Swinging at garbage a lot (but less this year)
>>149772703Thatโs because heโs #notmytito
>>149772731how many does Judge have?
>24 pitches thrown after 3 innings
way to make ray work, doyers
Will someone please stop the Red Sox?
Losing a series to the fucking A's, it was nice while it lasted jaysbros
4 players with 30 homeruns already the baseballs are back to being juiced
>>149768065 (OP)Lmao the padres American flag is backwards. Absolute retarded fan base. No wonder that franchise never wins
>>149772634It's very shitty and having to listen to Hunter "I literally can't stop being an enormous faggot" Pence sucks too.
>>149772856let go of the bird
imagine having fewer rings the last 20 years than the giants and red sox lol
>>149772924how much is all his bling worth
>>149772856She grabbing that bird like i grab my dick
THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
THE MARINERS SWEEP THE TIGERS
Reds epic second half run incoming
GG Bucs. Guess the Twins aren't getting back to .500 yet.
>>149772634the roku stream is behind the illegal stream i'm watching LOL
35 runs scored and a road sweep of the best team in baseball
>nomo no hitter for yamamoto
no...
Mariners get swept by the Yankees and then sweep the Tigers in an absolute drubbing.
birds
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>>149772969*crashes your plane
>>149772897>It's real Kel
Now that more of the season has gone on Skene's is starting to separate himself
>>149773080WITH NO SURVIVORS!
>>149773065These things just happen sometimes
Thatโs a Rags series win against the Astros!
>>149772908can't be any worse than the people in KC who have to listen to Rex Hudler?
>Michael King and Gavin Sheets both timed their kids to be born by the All Star Break
very team first players, respect the game too much to miss it
>>149773131Stop allowing your Chihuahuas to scam us into thinking Campy is a good player
gg rags
That was a rough homestand. Best home record in the AL only to go 1-5. We REALLY needed this all-star break. Even then, we arenโt going to be getting Pena/Yordan/Meyers/Melton/etc back for a while. Going to have to continue to field triple A lineups until then. See yal after the ASB
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>>149773289Astros got you in a seethe
>>149773181Mococo, why don't you root for the Dodgers like everyone else?
>>149773337The only thing your asstros got was GAPED
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What did He mean by this?
I want Ohtani to steal bases again
>sweeping the doyerpacos just to go 1-5 against the definitions of mediocrity at home
kek asstros
>>149773375i thought peer pressure was a bad thing
>>149773375How did that game go again, btw?
>>149773398Same, feels like it's been forever since I've posted "stealtani"
>6 games over .500
>5 back of pooston
Honestly a pretty good spot to be after the sky seemed to be falling again in June. Letโs hope Stanton stays the fuck out of the war room and Dipoto wisens up and gets some corner infield help.
>>149773378>bragging about striking out 10 timesembarassing
>>149773398>>149773443he's only going to try in later innings in close games if at all. better this with him pitching than what we got last season.
Poostonites and Austinites on suicide watch. Texas is Rags clay
>>149773402they used up all their energy to beat the dodgers. every team goes this skid after beating them.
>>149773398Ohtani doesn't want to risk hurting his arm now that he's finally able to pitch again, so he won't steal ever again
VICTORY BRATWURST ON YOUR WAY OUT OF AMFAM
>>149773541he stole a base earlier this month
We are now 3 months to the World Series. Mets vs Red Sox
>>149770748screenshot this
FUCK YOU TREA TURNER STOP PUNISHING US FOR TRADING YOU, IT WAS 10 YEARS AGO, LET IT GO!!!
>missed the freddie hit because i was taking a shit
FUCK
soder tylerstrom hit a home run
>>149773677you best start believin in dodgers game threads...
>canโt even get a sac fly
Tired of this shitter
come on teo, you gotta hit that shit
>Soriano is worse in day games at home
>Schanuel is worse in day games at home
Wtf is going on an Angel stadium
woe
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>>149773251don't worry there's a get right series coming up
re-signing teo was a mistake
>>149773337Did Nene enjoyed Hololive Night last weekend?
>>149772908he can't ever turn the homer switch off so I get it, but that's my dude
>>149773802why are they like this?
>only one run allowed
Could have been worse. Too bad my Jints have zero offense
>>149773685What do Canadians eat besides French fries with gravy?
>>149773774big time. same with Tanner Scott. I think they'll eat the end of Teo's deal because all the best prospects in the system are outfielders right now.
Why is teo so shit? He ruined the whole inning!
TROUT! CLOSER AND CLOSER TO 1000 RBIS
What kind of name is Tarik Skubal? Tarik Tarik Tetradactyl. Did his parents name him after a dinosaur?
>>149773835hamburger, hot dog, club sandwich
Why are there so many Phillyfags in San Diego?
>everyone in the al west except the carpet bagging trash cans are winning today
>>149773846We tried to warn you.
>>149773844friedman pulled a preller this offseason. hope he learns from it.
>>149773065Tigersโ bullpen was ASS
>>149773876What's your name?
>>149773890Oh idk, live here or live in sunny SD
>>149773995Robertino Guliacci
Problem?
>>149773995David Davidson
>>149773890Latinos love white women, and white women love the Phillies.
But dinosaurs didn't name themselves so they actually don't have names
>>149773937pretty sure Scott was a handshake deal before FA because his name was never mentioned anywhere until the Dodgers made other moves before signing him. I think Teo crying and slurping he Dodgers all offseason probably had an effect on the front office.
>>149773890philly fags trying to get fentanyl from the source
>>149773879Ever tried moose meat? How is it?
Lmao what is that dude yelling about lemonade
>>149773995Gaylord Fuckmeat
>>149774039I have a joke for you what does a flat tire on a ferrari sound like?
wop wop wop wop wop wop
>>149773835Ketchup flavored potato chips
>>149773995Jamesothy Jimerson
>>149773879he said canadian not american
>>149774084Racist piece of shit
>>149773835Kraft mac n cheese
>>149773890Philadelphia has enough culture that the fans don't assimilate to the local teams when the move
>>149774084that's very offensive...
>>149774055I've never named any of my dogs except for paperwork reasons
A's are a fucking baseball team
>>149773835Here's a quick guide to Canadian cuisine
>>149774194Thats an odd name for a dog
>>149774070no, I live near Detroit, very far away from moose
probably tastes like bison, but tougher
my french uncle has a venison farm, it's okay
doesn't look like las vegas to me
>>149774062Can i call you Johnson instead?
>>149774282and there it is
>>149773995Aloicius Thurston Merryweather IV but I go by Lou
>>149774256I dont eat any of that shit
>>149774122>american reading comprehension
>>149774308GO BACK TO CHICAGO
do you think canadians have discovered pizza yet
is berrios dead or just shit?
>Ronny Mauricio strikes out swinging
>Tyrone Taylor strikes out swinging
>Luis Torrens strikes out swinging
>>149774309Bro never eat whisky before
>>149774261it came to me at random. the others get what I end up calling them most of the time depending on what they make me think of.
ANOTHER BREWERS WIN TO CAP OFF THE FIRST HALF OF THE SEASON WOOOO
>>149774348Delete this immediately thereโs not enough for them
>>149774265>a venison farmyou mean a forest
>>149774351max muncy doesn't miss max muncy
>>149774361it's been a rough couple of years
>>149774351all of /mlb/ does
Campy can you please do SOMETHING
>getting taken deep by "miguel rojas" in the big 2020+5
FINALLY
Based squirrel three bagger
umpie tried his best to help the jints there
>>149774525if not for the umps it would be 20-0 giants right now
>>149774558Not really Soriano's fault
>>149774475Yagoo is not going to like that one his cherished talents dies not support the Dodgers.
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Jays also played like this in Tampa. Jays can't handle weather above 90
>Doyerpacos cream their plants to this
>>149773398there's your cheapie
mookie slap ribby incoming
>>149774671would the one on the left
Nice now we're fucked by little league foul poles
>>149774721>>149774725awful taste. the one on the right has more meat on her bones
>>149774671would with the slampig also
god fucking DAMMIT
Mets tied it up
Adell is not taking his walks lately.
Whenโs the last time Mookie didnโt pop out?
>>149774808quite the effort
>>149774790you're right actually. i change my would comment.
>>149774721>>149774725She has down syndrome you sick fucks
>>149774808can't fault the effort
>>149774647There's no way this is real
>>149774808he hit the right sign, this play is basically an ad
>>149774865if she down I'm down
>>149774865okay nvm about the fatty, i would this retard.
Whenโs the last time dookie didnโt poop out?
>>149774865Stop I already want to fuck her.
>>149774670My M's have to play there in August
>>149774989Your memeners canโt beat anything when it starts to matter anyway
Is Nick Lofton related to Kenny Lofton?
odd play to end the inning
>>149775055heh, this year will be different
>>149775096Yeah just like every other year of your pathetic existence
LOL MEST
GET FUCKED, BORICUAFAGS!
>>149775120What breed of ogre/cave troll are you?
>>149774979what's going on here
>>149774979you tell 'em schneids
Jesus pogo-jumping Christ, I can't even explain how much player interviews piss me off during a game.
step right up and GAPE the mest!
>>149775225we love chappy
>>149775252They enjoy that tho
>>149775120Youโre gonna get swept by the poodres btw :)
>fentanyldelphia cant stop thinking about the mets again
sad
>>149775270we hate on field interviews
kek i fuckin love baseball
>>149775270incredibly boring to listen to
Gg Roylels. Time for the break.
>>149775270chap's my chap and he gave a good interview but you almost worry about players fucking up too much to even care about what they're saying
and if you're not worrying about that, you might be a fan of the other team, and you don't care what they have to say anyway
angels are allergic to .500
It's too early for late night lamonte
>>149775297>1986ers can't stop seething over the obviously superior philliessad
>>149775438Nah they've been .500 for plenty of games this season, they just can't go over
>>149775465>losingest team in baseball history award
Sit the FUCK down!!!
Walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!
>>149775426good point. if we had to have interviews would you rather only outfielders?
>>149775495>39 years without a championship award
Someone pls fuck my boricua ass!
>>149775508shut the FUCK up!!!
walk the FUCK into traffic!!!
>>149775451I think the SS has say
why do Yamamoto's teammates hate him D:
>>149775554>>149775558>you must be a fan of the other team every time. kys and then stfu.
I was at this yes yes yes game
>>149775510only interview pitchers facing the giants
honestly I'm shocked the giants even managed to get 2 hits
>>149775240Niners is LA's team
>>149775560Can't wait to see Skenes on the doyer's IL
Sanchez meltdown imminent
>>149775639Canโt wait to see ur mum on my dick lel
>>149775635>Central valley fans
>>149775680if it was the CV he'd have raiders gear
>>149774859>ROID RAGE SCHNEIDSK E E P
J U I C I N G
>>149775560Crochet just went 9 inning throwing 100 pitches and only giving up 3 hits and the score was 1-0
Retarded philthydelphia faggots lmao KEK
>49ers fans take over sofi
>Dodgers fans take over oracle
why does this only happen in California?
>>149775704Thereโs less and less Raider fans now that they left cali
Doyerpaco faggot made his thread early again btw
>>149775739Im not paying $86 to watch my jintsies ground and strike out every AB
>>149775764cry about it kek