Thread 149768065

Eternal Max Muncy edition

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doyers

dodgers

Attaboy Shota

Attaboy Shota

statistically proven! unluckiest player in the MLB

the rays are fucking DONE FOR.

why would they leave pepiot in? idc if he only gave up 1 run, he had surrendered 6 hits and was looking shaky last inning already. now you leave him in for back to back doubles and a 2 run home run.

why are managers scared to…ya know…MANAGE

I love my team spending $35m a year on an unlikable cheater who can't hit, run, field, or throw.

SAND.

LOT.

'TOIDS.

DYIN'.

OUT.

Step right up and FREAK the Mets

anglels
>>149768498
I will thanks

>>149767916
go down there and pester someone for a ball

>>149768065 (OP)
does mlb ever mention how statistically impossible it is that two Max Muncy’s exist, both play baseball at the major league level, and somehow arent related

almost like a glitch in the matrix. i cant even name another double name incidence like that in any sport

>people are making AI slop of asian girls supporting their teams
how lame do you have to be? poorly photoshop your team's cap onto an anime girl like a real man!

>>149768644
it's an uncommon name too

>>149768580
How is this possible.

>>149768644
its a clear example of life being a simulation

>>149768644
actually anon, i think you're the first person to bring it up

>>149768644
the simple difference is one is chunky

>>149768644
and have the same birthday

>>149768645
I can't into anime but I agree, poodrepaco. ai slop is lame and low effort.

>>149768645
Fuck em up Mococo

>>149768644
rarest coincidence in sports history. closest thing is like Griffey and Griffey jr. playing together

This should be the roku link for the giants dodgers game (its free btw)
first pitch at 1:05 but coverage begins at 12:45
https://therokuchannel.roku.com/watch/e25551b0bb4953c4b1043caef77181ab

>>149768644
>>149768710
both born on august 25. wild

>>149768644
I didn’t no one existed I thought cool when I saw the name

>>149768710
>>149768819
Okay, this is getting unsettling.

Being a Dodgers fan:
Expectation >>149768547
Reality: pic related

>>149768680
pitch selection pretty much

>>149768644
what about Freddy Fermin

THEREYA GO SEIYA!!!

>>149768645
True and based

holy cubs kino pure kino just so kino! it’s kino!

The Cubs? Are you fucking serious? The Mets, Tigers, Astros, and Red Sox beat them very easily.

>A's muncy: the real funky muncy
>Dodgers muncy: the real chunky muncy
this is how we learn the difference

any girls in chat wanna blow my job if ya be catchin' m'reference?? new girls and partial girls welcum! no fatties tho

>>149768952
yeah Caglione is very aggressive and he hits hard with good launch angles which is the calculation for xBA but they near always go right to a fielder. was something like 17-140 recently

kino the cubs are

>legumina
oh no

>>149768645
many are saying this

i think campy will finally get a hit at the major league level in 2025 today and show he's not just a AAA statpadder!

It's raining a lot in St. Louis. Game is going to be postponed.

>>149768645
This guy gets it

>>149768644
and both drafted by the A's

GARVER FUCKS YA
poodres need to give trader jerry a call TONIGHT

Why don't the streams on ppvto ever work anymore ):

>>149769020
delete this

in the GOAT conversation?

i like whem the league makes the astros go on all fours

Not even these dog shit calls can stop Shota

Who is having the better year?
PCA the new Mantle with the old one being Mike Trout or Raleigh being the new Bonds?

start da game

>>149769327
this actually introduces a tiny bit of order to the chaos. perhaps the younger one came to the a's attention because the name stuck out.

>>149768547
Fuck, Kill, Marry

>>149768065 (OP)
what does he do?

What a way to finish the first half by Shota

>about to get swept by the memeiners
as a new tigers fan i am very sad by this turn of events

PCA has like over 10 0% catch probability plays that's the most that has ever been recorded in a year since the system has been tracking it

attaboy Dano

attaboy Dano

>game on roku
lame

4-1 in Houston

White Tyrone

on pace for 35 allowed steals, top 5 modern era

>>149769652
>getting swept by the gayest team in league
Sad

new mariners fan here

>>149770069
Bigger bases too

damn I was hoping Buschie was going to blow this mfer open kek

kirsten is on roku :)

>>149770131
welcome, here's your noose

RISP

>>149770069
Perez still got it

test

>>149770253
nice falseflag. we all know there are no rangers fans here

>>149770253
cringe

>>149770238
You forgot to give him his estrogen pills along with the noose anon

>>149769402
It pisses me off that Boston is cheating like in 2018 and 2019.

sex with kirsten

>>149770253
at least they won their world series last week

>>149770434
Best I can do is sex with Carmen Vitali

>>149770330
>>149770372
>t.Poostonitesl/Austinite

>>149770445
based.

>Strike out child abuse
>Poodres

I didn't know Trout was playing in the MLB since he was 19. He would probably already have 500 home runs if it wasn't for injuries

I'm predicting Teo breaks out of his slump today

>>149770699
yeah it's really unfortunate. He'll hit 400 this year though and he can probably hit 500 if he can just stay on the field

>stephen nelson on the roku booth
FUCK!
i can't escape this cocksucker!

Why aren't they pitching him low and outside?

>Poodres Military Sunday
Absolutely disgusting.

THIS is AM 570 LA Sports
The REAL home of the Dodgers

>>149770590
I don't get jt

ITFDB

>>149768644
There’s a PGA golfer and a pro boxer named Cal Raleigh

>>149770972
they stopped getting oppo on him now that cal is the mariner

ITFDB

>kirsten interviewing the opposing team
wtf

looks like a comfy stadium for a game

>>149771013
He's a pro boxer AND a pro golfer? Wow that's pretty impressive, i guess boxing does have a lot of time between fights

>>149771055
hunter pence has to turn off homer mode too

>walking the dumper so he can't catch bonds
gaaaaaay

also
>dryers

>>149770988
Rorukeiki sandei
Sandoichi mandei

#ITFDB presented by Toyo Tires.

Randy is so fucking good bros.

>>149770589
too soon

RRRRAAAANNNDDDYYY

>>149771143
dryers

Same with Harper who's only a year older than Judge but seems like he's from another generation

>Tony Gwynn Jr. in the booth
Yuck

Yams on the mound! YAMS ON THE MOUND!

>finally get the lead
>implode

>>149771373
It was a little shallow.

SEMEN HOMER!

sit the FUCK down!!!

sneks

Please be good today Soriano

>>149771363
>no runs

just unfuckingbelievable
second time today bases loaded no outs and can’t score

[W]
gg yanks!

>>149771363
The Seattle Nobletigers

>>149768645
As opposed to having Vtumors like in your pic? What a pot calling kettle black moment.

Go cubs go

holy shit lol

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JANKEES ARE IN THIRD PLACE

And here come the 27 crybabies

>>149770870
He still has a chance at it if he holds up but he should of been a 30 30 guy every year with a ops around 1.000

>tfw am 570 feed is like 4 seconds ahead of the video feed
fuck roku

Sleepy Sunday in Minneapolis. Nobody wants to wake up long enough to win this game.

27 rings you peasants!

>>149771687
radio is almost always ahead of tv

>>149771687
not on the snla broadcasts

Man baseball was robbed of a modern day Mantle

>>149771646
Can you even count to 27? Bitch

>>149771839
meant for >>149771761

Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.
Head for the park and greet the Fagets.
Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,
Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.
Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,
Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.
Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,
Let's go Fagets, they are cummin' all over New York town.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUpoabzGEk

27 rings you peasants!

>>149771676
Well he's completely done stealing bases, he wants to but the team doesn't want to risk it anymore

>>149771898
27! Count them!

>>149771901
Twice! KWAB!!

>first baseman can't pick somewhat normal throw
>error charged to the other guy

>>149770870
He’s absolutely not hitting 100+ more homers. He’s got like 200 games left

My Jays can't wait for the break to start

Actually Mantle career was also cut short and a lot of the numbers and career trajectory matches up with Trout so Trout is actually Mantle in a way

PPPRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT

>>149771977
Nah he can absolutely do it. When he plays he's still elite. They're being really careful with him from now on. He's going to just DH for the reason of the season and he may just be done playing in the field.

>>149768644
???

BRRRRRTTTTTTTT

What the hell are you guys doing???

POLO FUCKS YA

>>149771640
Damn, can it get much worse?

>>149768644
There are 2 NHL players named Sebastian Aho

can the mariners stop fucking hitting home runs already jesus

>>149771898
Count'em!

catchers should be ejected for trying to fool the ump by framing, change my mind

>>149772058
Isn't Hololive for the Dodgers? Why would Mococo support the Padres?

this faggot needs to lay off the Forrest Gump impressions

>>149772128
wth

>>149771898
>>149771959
...but none in your lifetime

COLE ALSO FUCKS YA

that could've been so much worse

>>149772135
I SAID STOP IT

27 anal exams to yankee fans

>>149772222
Checked and tigers are rekt

I think the DOYERS are #1!

There will never be another Ted William though or a Bonds during the steroid era

Roku streaming is complete shit

>>149772251
27, panamapaco

>>149772121
According to umpscorecards it's the most biased game this season.

>>149771319
LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WITH YAMS ON THE MOUND

>>149772241
Literally all /we/ do is hit solo homers. Can’t do shit with >risp

jp walkford :)

Both series Rangers could have swept the Trashcans. Sad the offense is one of the worst in the league, rotation and defense is World Series caliber. Anyways I think they should sell a bit this deadline.

>>149772335
You should sell your ass

>double play ball to end the inning
>2B completely forgets how to use his hands
Fucking unreal.

tigers got too cocky

>>149772135
>>149772241
ah ha! this dumper was actually a mimick!

>>149772367
what game

>>149772208
In the postseason, Judge is a .205 hitter with 86 strikeouts in 58 games and one enormous error. He is an extraordinary choker. Yankees will never win another World Series as long as Judge is captain.

Tito 2000th

>>149772293
At least the team being shortchanged won.

lol lmao

>>149772397
Pirates-Twins. Brooks Lee fielded an easy grounder with bases loaded and one out, but was somehow unable to grip the ball in his glove, allowing the Pirates to get the go-ahead run.

kwab kwan

the bullpen is ass

Julio is crushing the ball recently

>>149772335
Now you know how Mariner fans have felt for the past 4 years.
>walk Raleigh
KWAB

The 2025 Yankees are a $310M turd. How does Brian Cashman still have a job?

>>149771977
If he's healthy for a season or 2 and then sticks around until he reaches it

Let's count to 27

Okay a 10th sb is acceptable.

I'm trying to stay legal since they're making it easy, but this constant playback error I'm getting on the roku website is testing my resolve

>>149772634
radio

PRRRRRRRRRT

>>149772536
What do you mean? He's executing the Yankee strategy perfectly: throw a bunch of money around and hope for the best.
You want competent management and and intelligent utilization of resources? Watch a real team then, you absolute faggot.

>2000 wins
>1 post about it

Tito is so fucking disappointed in you guys. Baseball "fans".

how come there's DOYER fans in San Francisco
is it because everyone loves Los Angeles

PRRRRTTTTTT

>>149772508
Consistently been at the top of the league in bat speed and exit velo iirc. Just a lot of negative launch angle

incoming complete game for ray

3 walks so their deciding not pitch to him anymore

Imagine not having 27 rings

>>149772720
Swinging at garbage a lot (but less this year)

>>149772703
That’s because he’s #notmytito

>>149772731
how many does Judge have?

>24 pitches thrown after 3 innings
way to make ray work, doyers

Will someone please stop the Red Sox?

Losing a series to the fucking A's, it was nice while it lasted jaysbros

Jays are dome babies

4 players with 30 homeruns already the baseballs are back to being juiced

>>149768065 (OP)
Lmao the padres American flag is backwards. Absolute retarded fan base. No wonder that franchise never wins

>>149772634
It's very shitty and having to listen to Hunter "I literally can't stop being an enormous faggot" Pence sucks too.

>>149772856
let go of the bird

Kiss 'em, ya mook!

>>149772870
*5

imagine having fewer rings the last 20 years than the giants and red sox lol

>>149772913
or what?

>>149772924
how much is all his bling worth

>>149772856
She grabbing that bird like i grab my dick

>>149772982
$7

THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
THE MARINERS SWEEP THE TIGERS

Reds epic second half run incoming

GG Bucs. Guess the Twins aren't getting back to .500 yet.

>>149772634
the roku stream is behind the illegal stream i'm watching LOL

35 runs scored and a road sweep of the best team in baseball

>nomo no hitter for yamamoto
no...

Tigers are a fraud team

Mariners get swept by the Yankees and then sweep the Tigers in an absolute drubbing.

>>149772969
*crashes your plane

>>149772897
>It's real
Kel

Now that more of the season has gone on Skene's is starting to separate himself

>>149773080
WITH NO SURVIVORS!

>>149773065
These things just happen sometimes

jays
a's

That’s a Rags series win against the Astros!

>>149772908
can't be any worse than the people in KC who have to listen to Rex Hudler?

>Michael King and Gavin Sheets both timed their kids to be born by the All Star Break
very team first players, respect the game too much to miss it

>>149773131
Stop allowing your Chihuahuas to scam us into thinking Campy is a good player

gg rags
That was a rough homestand. Best home record in the AL only to go 1-5. We REALLY needed this all-star break. Even then, we aren’t going to be getting Pena/Yordan/Meyers/Melton/etc back for a while. Going to have to continue to field triple A lineups until then. See yal after the ASB

>>149718645
>>149718645
>>149718645

>>149773289
Astros got you in a seethe

walktani

>>149773181
Mococo, why don't you root for the Dodgers like everyone else?

>>149773337
The only thing your asstros got was GAPED

What did He mean by this?

I want Ohtani to steal bases again

>sweeping the doyerpacos just to go 1-5 against the definitions of mediocrity at home
kek asstros

>>149773375
i thought peer pressure was a bad thing

>>149773375
How did that game go again, btw?

>>149773398
Same, feels like it's been forever since I've posted "stealtani"

>6 games over .500
>5 back of pooston
Honestly a pretty good spot to be after the sky seemed to be falling again in June. Let’s hope Stanton stays the fuck out of the war room and Dipoto wisens up and gets some corner infield help.

>>149773378
>bragging about striking out 10 times
embarassing

>>149773398
>>149773443
he's only going to try in later innings in close games if at all. better this with him pitching than what we got last season.

Poostonites and Austinites on suicide watch. Texas is Rags clay

>>149773402
they used up all their energy to beat the dodgers. every team goes this skid after beating them.

>>149773398
Ohtani doesn't want to risk hurting his arm now that he's finally able to pitch again, so he won't steal ever again

gay louis

freddie :)

My Jints :(

freddie rbi :)

freddie :3

Eovaldi is so good bros

F
R
E
D
D
I
E

freddie :)

fweddie :3

VICTORY BRATWURST ON YOUR WAY OUT OF AMFAM

>>149773541
he stole a base earlier this month

We are now 3 months to the World Series. Mets vs Red Sox

>>149770748
screenshot this

go away doyer discord

FUCK YOU TREA TURNER STOP PUNISHING US FOR TRADING YOU, IT WAS 10 YEARS AGO, LET IT GO!!!

>missed the freddie hit because i was taking a shit
FUCK

soder tylerstrom hit a home run

It is NOT Berrios' day

berrios is dog trash

>>149773677
you best start believin in dodgers game threads...

>can’t even get a sac fly
Tired of this shitter

come on teo, you gotta hit that shit

>Soriano is worse in day games at home
>Schanuel is worse in day games at home
Wtf is going on an Angel stadium

>>149773251
don't worry there's a get right series coming up

re-signing teo was a mistake

terispar hernandez

>>149773337
Did Nene enjoyed Hololive Night last weekend?

>>149772908
he can't ever turn the homer switch off so I get it, but that's my dude

>>149773802
why are they like this?

>only one run allowed
Could have been worse. Too bad my Jints have zero offense

>>149773685
What do Canadians eat besides French fries with gravy?

TUD

>>149773774
big time. same with Tanner Scott. I think they'll eat the end of Teo's deal because all the best prospects in the system are outfielders right now.

Why is teo so shit? He ruined the whole inning!

TROUT! CLOSER AND CLOSER TO 1000 RBIS

What kind of name is Tarik Skubal? Tarik Tarik Tetradactyl. Did his parents name him after a dinosaur?

>>149773835
hamburger, hot dog, club sandwich

7 straight

Why are there so many Phillyfags in San Diego?

>>149773846
We tried to warn you.

>>149773844
friedman pulled a preller this offseason. hope he learns from it.

>>149773065
Tigers’ bullpen was ASS

damn

based andy p catch

>>149773876
What's your name?

>>149773890
Oh idk, live here or live in sunny SD

>>149773995
Robertino Guliacci

Problem?

>>149773995
David Davidson

>>149773890
Latinos love white women, and white women love the Phillies.

But dinosaurs didn't name themselves so they actually don't have names

>>149773937
pretty sure Scott was a handshake deal before FA because his name was never mentioned anywhere until the Dodgers made other moves before signing him. I think Teo crying and slurping he Dodgers all offseason probably had an effect on the front office.

you can call me ray

>>149773890
philly fags trying to get fentanyl from the source

>>149773879
Ever tried moose meat? How is it?

Lmao what is that dude yelling about lemonade

>>149773890
navyfags

>>149773995
Gaylord Fuckmeat

>>149774039
I have a joke for you what does a flat tire on a ferrari sound like?

wop wop wop wop wop wop

>>149773835
Ketchup flavored potato chips

>>149773995
Jamesothy Jimerson

>>149773879
he said canadian not american

>>149774084
Racist piece of shit

>>149773995
Alice Larson

>>149773835
Kraft mac n cheese

>>149773890
Philadelphia has enough culture that the fans don't assimilate to the local teams when the move

>>149774084
that's very offensive...

>>149774055
I've never named any of my dogs except for paperwork reasons

>>149773995
Luke Raley

A's are a fucking baseball team

>>149773835
Here's a quick guide to Canadian cuisine

>>149774194
Thats an odd name for a dog

>>149774070
no, I live near Detroit, very far away from moose
probably tastes like bison, but tougher
my french uncle has a venison farm, it's okay

doesn't look like las vegas to me

>>149774130
Coach Primate

>>149774062
Can i call you Johnson instead?

>>149774282
and there it is

>>149773995
Aloicius Thurston Merryweather IV but I go by Lou

Moncada you retard

>>149774256
I dont eat any of that shit

>>149774122
>american reading comprehension

>>149774308
GO BACK TO CHICAGO

do you think canadians have discovered pizza yet

I miss max muncy

Y O A N

M
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N
K
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C
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is berrios dead or just shit?

>Ronny Mauricio strikes out swinging
>Tyrone Taylor strikes out swinging
>Luis Torrens strikes out swinging

>>149774309
Bro never eat whisky before

>>149774261
it came to me at random. the others get what I end up calling them most of the time depending on what they make me think of.

ANOTHER BREWERS WIN TO CAP OFF THE FIRST HALF OF THE SEASON WOOOO

>>149774348
Delete this immediately there’s not enough for them

>>149774265
>a venison farm
you mean a forest

>>149773995
Anon Ymous

>>149774351
max muncy doesn't miss max muncy

>>149774361
it's been a rough couple of years

>>149774351
all of /mlb/ does

MIGGY-RO!

DAT FUNCY MUNCY

ROJAS DINGER

miggy ro's back

MIGGY RO GOES YARD

Campy can you please do SOMETHING

miggy ro!!

Anaels ain't it.

FINALLY

Based squirrel three bagger

sneks

awful luck wow wtf

umpie tried his best to help the jints there

Come back Luis

Soriano and Moncada pls

>>149774525
if not for the umps it would be 20-0 giants right now

No refunds, jints.

>>149774558
Not really Soriano's fault

>>149774475
Yagoo is not going to like that one his cherished talents dies not support the Dodgers.

Way to fail Baty

singletani

singletani

Jays also played like this in Tampa. Jays can't handle weather above 90

>>149773398
there's your cheapie

mookie slap ribby incoming

>>149774671
would the one on the left

>>149774671
left is cute

Nice now we're fucked by little league foul poles

>>149774721
>>149774725
awful taste. the one on the right has more meat on her bones

Tie game :)

>>149774671
would with the slampig also

god fucking DAMMIT
Mets tied it up

Adell is not taking his walks lately.

When’s the last time Mookie didn’t pop out?

>>149774808
quite the effort

>>149774790
you're right actually. i change my would comment.

ROID RAGE SCHNEIDS

>>149774721
>>149774725
She has down syndrome you sick fucks

>>149774808
lol

>>149774808
can't fault the effort

>>149774647
There's no way this is real

>>149774808
he hit the right sign, this play is basically an ad

>>149774865
if she down I'm down

>>149774865
okay nvm about the fatty, i would this retard.

When’s the last time dookie didn’t poop out?

ANGRY SCHNEIDER

>>149774865
Stop I already want to fuck her.

schneider is seething

>>149774865
name?

Lmaoooooooooooo

My nigga

>>149774670
My M's have to play there in August

ball don't lie

take THAT, sacramento

>>149774989
No one asked.

>>149774989
Your memeners can’t beat anything when it starts to matter anyway

Is Nick Lofton related to Kenny Lofton?

odd play to end the inning

>>149775055
heh, this year will be different

Mookie...

>>149775096
Yeah just like every other year of your pathetic existence

LOL MEST

GET FUCKED, BORICUAFAGS!

>>149775120
What breed of ogre/cave troll are you?

>>149774979
what's going on here

KEK MEST

I'm Batman

FAGGets kek!

>>149774979
you tell 'em schneids

>onfield interviews
ew

Jesus pogo-jumping Christ, I can't even explain how much player interviews piss me off during a game.

My Ramdgers :)

step right up and GAPE the mest!

>>149775225
we love chappy

>>149775239
good fuck you

>>149775252
They enjoy that tho

I'm drunk

>>149775120
You’re gonna get swept by the poodres btw :)

>fentanyldelphia cant stop thinking about the mets again
sad

W

>>149775270
we hate on field interviews

kek i fuckin love baseball

Fuck my boricua ass

>>149775270
incredibly boring to listen to

LOLMETS

Gg Roylels. Time for the break.

>>149775270
chap's my chap and he gave a good interview but you almost worry about players fucking up too much to even care about what they're saying

and if you're not worrying about that, you might be a fan of the other team, and you don't care what they have to say anyway

angels are allergic to .500

It's too early for late night lamonte

MY A's

>>149775297
>1986ers can't stop seething over the obviously superior phillies
sad

>>149775451
kino

>>149775438
Nah they've been .500 for plenty of games this season, they just can't go over

>>149775465
>losingest team in baseball history award

Sit the FUCK down!!!
Walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!

>>149775426
good point. if we had to have interviews would you rather only outfielders?

NOT SO FAST, DEVERS

>>149775495
>39 years without a championship award

Someone pls fuck my boricua ass!

>>149775508
shut the FUCK up!!!
walk the FUCK into traffic!!!

>>149775451
I think the SS has say

>>149775540
lol

>>149775540
seethe more

crapmeme kek

>>149775540
mad

why do Yamamoto's teammates hate him D:

1-2-3!

>>149775554
>>149775558
>you must be a fan of the other team
every time. kys and then stfu.

I was at this yes yes yes game

>>149775510
only interview pitchers facing the giants

honestly I'm shocked the giants even managed to get 2 hits

>>149775240
Niners is LA's team

>>149775560
Can't wait to see Skenes on the doyer's IL

>>149775612
Real

Sanchez meltdown imminent

>>149775639
Can’t wait to see ur mum on my dick lel

>>149775611
what team

>>149775635
>Central valley fans

>>149775680
if it was the CV he'd have raiders gear

>>149774859
>ROID RAGE SCHNEIDS
K E E P
J U I C I N G

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>149775560
Crochet just went 9 inning throwing 100 pitches and only giving up 3 hits and the score was 1-0

Retarded philthydelphia faggots lmao KEK

>49ers fans take over sofi
>Dodgers fans take over oracle
why does this only happen in California?

>>149775704
There’s less and less Raider fans now that they left cali

it's beginning Philthies

/nu/

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Doyerpaco faggot made his thread early again btw

>>149775739
Im not paying $86 to watch my jintsies ground and strike out every AB

>>149775764
cry about it kek

>>149775540
kek got him