Underdog defferal doggy doo in slump, please understando edition
Previous bread
>>149703428
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Flyovers are so poor and stupid they think the gravy train is a Saturday night with their fat sister and her boyfriend
Who's gonna win the world series
Just get me to mettie jetties
We need all your holiday pals the bunny, Santa, and such
>>149719812Much needed kino has dropped trou on da genny and laid down some hot freakin' sovl
The real baseball's in this thread, I feel
>>149719834Cubyalgeriners claim this genny in the name of Cubyalgeriners
>>149719867earth shattering
>>149719867A daring synthesis
>>149719812has this ever been said before?
>>149719919has anyone ever laughed at this?
>>149719919Currently laughing with and at this image and post
Chuckles beyond your comprehension
>>149719812Only one gal was brave enough to speak up and enlighten the unwashed masses
>>149719930ure rite...uh'm trying to comprehend it and uh cain't! seme's't'be beyond me!
>>149719930Mind lord please open my eyes
>>149719942By design...
>>149719946It's all going according to design
>>149719965....aaaaaanywayyyy
we must continue the work
>Get Woo'd
>Still win
>Off a sac fly from Judge
>With Volpe
>Sweep
We were just pretending to be retarded.
>>149720083Any answer could only be right or wrong
>>149720082Yer yankin my chain kek!
YEA BRO JUST DEFER CONTRACTS 30 YEARS TO BUILD SUPER TEAMS BRO TOTALLY COMPETITIVE WHILE SMALL MARKET JEW OWNERS SPEND THE BARE MINIMUM TOTALLY COMPETITIVE
>>149720241This guy's having his morning Joe a little early!
Yea bro just spend billions to buy World Series Champions while the other teams fill the seats with dumb boomers
Yea bro just bandwagon the best teams that buy championships while all the other teams have dumb ass NPC paying thousands to watch losers
Yea bro just have 80% of the teams owners do nothing to win but I'm an MLB fan of one of the 8 winning teams XD go baseball!
Yea Bro the Sandlot movie just like my MLB games with 20% of the teams winning every year just like the backyard baseball games
Yeah bro James Shields lol kek
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE 8 MLB THREADS IN THE CATALOG
>>149720759baseball fucks ya!
Would anybody care terribly if a nigga did some more bakin?
>>149720909I'd have a bite
The pruner hath cometh for our azz
>>149720759Don't cry because it happened
Smile because we can double that
Black Snell has been transferred to the 60-Day IL after slipping on a banana peel.
>>149721155This sick animal psycho fucked my mind
we will never forget this day
>>149721276daddy...i'm starting to forget what mom looked like
>>149722128Daddy is your mommy now
How is there an /mlb/ up from wednesday
pitchers duel, two old farts going at it
Going to need Adell to go yard right now
>>149734448/sp/ is just that slow
smug
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Okay this one, the extra bread I made. Also stop giving us dead balls, Manfraud.
is /mlb/ gonna be able to recycle all the schizo threads tonight?
>three straight strikeouts
ok doyers very cool
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>>149734462You mean to tell me this person is a schizo? Hmm?
>>149734456
>>149734462probably. dodgers are playing
>>149734455/mlb/ is one of the fastest generals
Getting tired of these Dos Equis commercials. Alcohol is bad for you.
>>149734462If you think about it
>>149734474we really should be able to have cig commercials again
>>149734473only when the dodgers are playing
Gonna need Moncada to go yard right here
summer breeze
makes me fine
blowing in the jasmine of my mind
doyerpacos being fags again
doyerpacos already melting down kek
will sogay ohtani get a hit today?
>>149734497are you watching a baseball game right now? want to talk about that or just attack us brave immagranats
Berget is doing well, even with the two home runs, those were the only hits he's given up so far and he's already got 7Ks
>>149734504have some spazz
>>149734488you guys got btfo by psychogang two nights in a row
>>149734502Kek is that true?
>>149734509>talking baseball in the gennyYeah we got code 14
Confirmed Summerkid at large
why is the giants scoreboard in spanish?
doyerpacos getting BTFO kek
Cheese it the law is here!
Talk baseba-ACK! WILLY NO PLEASE NO MORE
>>149734533eeehhhhhhhh fuck you puto
>>149734526Thank you colleague, I've made a note of it.
Rags putting belt to ass on the Astros
vagiants are throwing shit on the field already and chanting
>>149734552they're chanting "doggie doos kek"
>>149734552our own player hitting a home run made us mad
>>149734552holy based dodger haters
>>149734552it's part of their culture
>>149734511Manfraud gives juiced balls to opposing team, we get dead balls and marined layer hard here at Petco.
>>149734526you know what fuck you i don't need this abuse
I'm taking my talents back to facebook
>>149734563people are retards
severino is pitching like 2000 martinez
>>149734533doyerpacos in town
>dog-gie doos kek!
>*clap clap clapclapclap*
>>149734583what do they eat?
I LOVE THE HAT GAME SO MUCH BROS!
>>149734573but i was told it was the doggie doos, not the giant poos
>>149734593aragorn's tax policy
>>149734593white boy dick
Jose Altuve is always asking to bum $5 because heโs a little short
>>149734593taco taco burrito nachos
>>149734593too many fucking tortillas???
>>149734609I eat this and yell this
FORTY GRAMS OF PROTEIN
FIVE TIMES A DAY
Asstros broke the mighty Doyers and so does the Sewers
Alex Cora used to throw a nickel on the ground in the dugout and the rest of the players would be on who would get it first: Altuve or Bregman
got lucky
not supposed to run on Bailey
KOTH
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How will the Mets bullpen blow this one I wonder
2q42
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Scherzer strikes out the side!
>jints fans booing ohtani
stay classy SF
>>149734638At this point it's on the impotent offense
ohtani needs to bunt here
i was going to go root on my friars today but i got stuck in traffic after work. normally this wouldnt be a big deal because im used to sitting in traffic for 4 hours trying to drive 13 miles. the problem began yesterday when my girlfriends work buddy came over for dinner and brought a dessert he kept calling cucky charms. they were kinda like rice krispy treats but a bit saltier. im a big savory/sweet guy so i couldnt get enough of them. i thought it was a little weird that he kept laughing to himself while i had seconds and thirds. anywyas, i ate way too many and went to bed while they stayed up to have some drinks and play card games. long story short, i felt terrible all morning. i took 3 shits on the clock and my manager started to get on my case about getting back on the phones. i told him i didnt feel to good even tho i was feeling better and asked if i could leave early. he let me go so i started heading out to the game when all of a sudden i got the urge to shit again. i was bumper to bumper and this was the worst time for it to come. i didnt know what to do.
>>149734626I understand this post
BIG SPLASH HIT FLY OHTANI SAN
HOLY SHIT
>>149734650just stomp one of us in the parking lot later
doyer discord is leaking again
Mendozaโs a fucking idiot
>>149734660that's what you get for driving instead of taking the trolley like a normal person
>>149734654Agreed, theyโre in this position cause they canโt score runs. Itโs basically a guarantee the bullpen gives up at least 1 run though.
Hello frens, we cordially invite you to join us in /hoc/ tonight. We hope to see you there!!
>>149734630
>>149734690lol the fatty almost capsized
>>149734663>I-C-E Cold, nice to be old
>>149734666glad they gave him a spot
>>149734700Brandon Belt would be proud
>>149734701One of the reckerfags cucked you out of a GET
>>149734700holy shit that looks more like a golf swing
I think the DOYERS should hit more dingers!
Freddie and Mookie need to move down the lineup. They're not even productive outs at this point.
I didn't know Oracle Park was gonna be serving meatballs today.
>>149734690Fatass almost fell out
>>149734700actually kino to watch
clobbered the first pitch he saw
>>149734700>>149734706nevermind he did capsize. there's no way he gets back into the kayak, he's the size of a fucking house
>>149734666has anyone else made the all star game having played 5 or fewer games?
>>149734690>fat fuck falling into the waterKek!
Settle in Anderson, very winnable game
last Dodger splash hr was the Muncy one off Bum in May '21
>>149734765cool stat, thanks vin
>>149734700Ball hawks are kinda cringe
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Anyone else notice one of the guys in the Giants Dodgers game has a gay ass lisp?
A SOTONIAN two strikeout game
>>149734779listening to Monday and Neverett on radio
>Friday night game against a division rival
>Dodger activity suspiciously low
Damn, half of the doyer posters really were band wagoners who hopped off at the first sign of a protracted slump lmao
Please be okay Willy, God knows this team can't afford another injury.
nice to see mookie reunite with an certain old teammate WHO ALSO got traded to a west coast team
>>149734816doyerpacos kek
>>149734816Good. Iโm happy the Baubaufag is gone . Now I can watch in peace
>>149734816kek doyerpacos lmao
>>149734816Today has felt low energy desu it's probably been the same for everyone else world wide
>>149734816my dodger brethren are out having loads of sex with female women tonight, they'll be back sunday
>>149734836I blame Trump.
Philthie Risp Philthie Risp
marlins man is such a faggot
>>149734838they're actually all in ice detention centers
Chadres >
keep seething doyerpacos
rent free since 1969
>>149734816if shit was tighter, it would probably be a little different. vagiants aren't as overt as the poodres are here in trolling.
Doyerspacos got deported which is why they are missing
>my dodger brethren are out having loads of sex with female women tonight, they'll be back sunday
>>149734816We all pretended to support them but in reality we still hate the mickey mouse clubhouse
>more people shitting on the doyers than there are doyerpacos
kek
>>149734867the weak fear the stronk
Mendozaโs too afraid to confront his players he let Vientos throw a tantrum on the mound after striking out on a dick high fastball and let him stay in the game instead of telling him that shitโs not cool
>>149734867any dodgers post is a good post
>my dodger brethren are out having loads of sex with female women tonight, they'll be back sunday
>>149734848But enough about Jizz Threesome Jr.
>>149734886>win hololive puppet from arcade>stick onahole/fleshlight in the hand area>????that counts right?
My angels always get fucked on those types of replays
astros getting fucked in the ass by the rags
Cope
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>>149734848sit on it and spin troon
Ah, so Conforto is in the game.
>>149734913he was on the radio interviewed by Vassegh earlier
>>149734913that's a great pic of michael conforto!
>>149734920me in the back
>>149734917they used up all their energy beating the dodgers
>>149734920me in the back
>>149734922Well the team is playing unConfortobly like shit before ASG lol
Anyone else's legit mlb.tv stream fucked?
>>149734957mines fine for doyers gints
I full believe someone in the replay room in New York has something against the Angels. Wtf was that overturned call compared to the one the other night. Isolated? Whatever, but back to back like that it feels fucking biased against us
>>149734957I'm not using mlb.tv so I don't know
Genny is so tsun for the Doyers
>wandy warming up
this game is too close, don't even consider it
fountain bros... we arent getting fireworks tonight...
>>149734886>>149734904dangerously based, anyone hating is just an insecure pussy
>>149734985me on the right, just out of camera shot
>>149734957No problems here
Is the Konami mobile thing like gacha game? I got an ad for it but know nothing about it otherwise.
>>149734957the dodgers giants game still says commercial break in progress, but you can hear the commentators and game behind it.
>>149734941Dan le batard is looking old
>>149734985I wish. I feel like i'd be much happier if i was a girl
>>149734985What percentage of those are male?
>>149734957yeah it's fucked mate
>>149735001Close and reopen or just switch to the other broadcast and back
>may visibly seething
it's about to happen
I'm at a concert but there's no way I'm missing the dodgers and [spoiler]shitting up[/spoiler] the genny with my bros
>>149734999I wish they'd get permission to make their actual NPB game, but with MLB teams instead
>>149734985Me in the back
>>149734891>didn't say "My wifes daughter" missed opportunity desu
big boy pitch from big boy may
>>149734985trannies are everywhere, bros...
Change your video feed fellas
Think the Giants are a bit embarrassed, don't want people to watch
lel may trying to get that bad call again
>>149735044sheโs a girl! a cute girl!
lmao nice fielding doyers
>>149735044Itโs California. What do you expect?
gay louis kek
gapeway arse KEK
>teoscar in charge of making a defensive play
kek what a goofy double play
We're never winning another game
teo completely misread that lmao something is wrong with him
https://x.com/JeffPassan/status/1943865840224678075
Major League Baseball is, at its core, set up to help small market teams while diminishing the large market teams who happen to keep their league above water. They bend over backwards to help the small market teams, by using MLB's marketing machine to promote players in smaller markets, by giving the small market teams draft picks, and by literally stealing money from the fans of big market teams and giving it to the smaller market teams.
>>149735067damn california is based
>Dung Poo Pee
based Conforto
>>149705790 (OP)I was arguing at work today with coworkers who were calling Philly a small market team. Guys I lost the argument because it was me vs three people wtf
are the doyerpacos even going to make the playoffs kek?
ah it's a May spills his spaghetti episode
>ump going for the 50:50 out call after catching none of that
KEK
great throw but his heel hits the base
>>149735100philly deserves to be a small market team
god fuck teo's lazy dumb cunt ass FUCKIN DEPORT HIM
Bitch ass Ronny Mauricio Iโm looking at you
How the fuck you have almost 100 at bats this season, 4HRs and 6 RBIs like the fuck are you doing
>trade his bitch ass for deGrom :)
>>149705790 (OP)Wtf what is this guy in OP smoking
>Weโre gonna stomp lil br-ACK!
home team's gonna get the over-turn
Holy shit roylels, why do fireworks mishaps seem to happen every week now??
>>149735122legit can't stand to watch him at all
NEVER QUESTION THE UMPCHADS
The review system is so retarded
>he thought he could overturn us
ggs rags
Shit performance by Lance. His inconsistency issues are really starting to make me seethe. Iโm almost ready to put that horse to pasture and just move on. The vets stepped up today but everyone else didnโt. Bryce didnโt do much in his debut unfortunately. Oh well. Got DeGrom vs Framber tomorrow.
>>149735137Dodgers announcers were right, original call was out so any 50-50 call will stand
>doesnt even tag leeโs leg until heโs already over the plate
>out
Fuck you New York
fucking umps got their baskin roberts trust fund checks
>>149735132MLB media trips over themselves to suck off the Dodgers at all opportunities
Newfag here. Why donโt players on 3rd just run to home if they already know itโs a sacfly?
>Blue Jays' Alek Manoah slated to pitch in rehab game on Monday
The Asian connection dodgers will need to generate all our offense tonight. Teo gassed, MOOKIE gassed, Freddie gassed, Muncy out. Maybe Pages but thatโs it.
>>149735168Are you a fan of the dodgers?
>>149735159Iโm a neutral fan and that call was like 80% safe imo. I guess not enough to overturn it
Realmuto, Stott and Marsh are basically auto outs lol
>>149735168they have to wait for the ball to be caught before tagging and running to the plate
Umps clearly gifting the game to LA
>>149735177No. Iโm trying to get into this shit sport
Fucking Umpacos trying to save the doyers
Morejon showing great command and pitching placement.
Where are all the asstros fans saying the Rags would get swept?
>>149735192You see that call to Kim?
>>149735207LEE WAS SAFE FUCK YOU
>>149735205Kek Iโm also looking for them.
>>149735205They forgot to reload their cheat fuel to the team
How is Park in CF doing? He had a hot start
>>149735192>>149735200>calling strikes 6 inches highdon't worry, you're getting make-up calls the rest of the game
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Fuck Pooston. Fuck Austin. Texas is Ranger clay
big dumper is the reincarnation of the sultan of swat prove me wrong
>anons now think ugly women are trannies
You gotta be able to tell the difference or youโll fall for it.
>>149735226I LOVE ARMPITS SO MUCH BROS
>>149735226imagine the smฤll
Based Lee
Fuck you ohtahni
>>149735234Compare him to Babe Ruth one more time and the Mariners lose a game tomorrow. You have been warned
>>149735226i thought all metsgirls were disgusting plastic koreans
>>149735226Remember that gookposter thinks this woman is hideous.
>>149735253Youโve been propagandized
>>149735204Don't let this man get hot
damn, when you have outfielders who have functioning feet they actually track down balls??? why doesn't every team have outfielders who can run?
What are the Cleveland Indians called now?
No jint will get on base the rest of the game
>>149735226 White pick-me cunt looking for attention. Yawn.
>>149735262sheesh, i can't believe /mlb/ lied to me
>may still beating that corner
KEK, nice job ump
>Lou seal funko pop
Damn I kinda want one
>losing to pac man who is throwing on purpose
Sad
>>149735273t. Gookloverspic
>>149735272giants will win 6-2, sorry!
>>149735270The Redskinned Hatchet Scalpers
>>149735192I remember my first baseball game
>>149735270the Cleveland HEYAHOYAs
>>149735273>itโs her fault the cameraman decided to film her
>>149735272You were saying...
>>149735289>threepepesfactsignpointing.png
>>149735272do home runs count?
>giving up a dinger to literally who smith
Lmao doyers
>>149735273>white girls are pick mes >but my no ass korean plastic whore is a good girl
you guys are kinda funny at times
>>149735272kek doyerpacos
>>149735272OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>149735300What base did he end up on?
>>149735270The Cleveland Browns
Giants have Lou the Seal and that annoying crab. What do the Dodgers even have?
keep throwing that dogshit sinker lmao
>>149735312Do you guys really eat meat pies with ketchup floating in pea soup?
>call overturned
uhh... ump-bros?
I cum from da land down undah
>The one time I'm rooting for the Doggie Doo
>They're losing
>>149735309Mets fans like Dom
>>149735329Well, he got on... First... Second... Third... And Home :)
>>149735331Ohtaniโs dog?
>>149735331that lovable marshmallow man, Shohei Ohtani
My groin smells like sweat
>>149735342I have no sides in this race. I just want my padres to win
>jints booth talking about chili
will thomson really not use banks in the 8th after like 3 pitches?
>>149735358Whats crazier is people find AOC attractive
Dodgers just want that ASG break
>>149735385A spanish band?
I know this place is almost all males but itโs so depressing being a baseball fujo because all my friends are into kpop and they only want to talk about their idols and none of them are interested in baseball even though itโs full of cute guys and shipping potential.
>>149735392I'll be your friend.
>dont bring home guys with RISP
>eke out a small lead early
>bullpen collapses in late game
>lose
I've seen this exact game like 20 times lately
>>149735392there there femcel
Remember guys! 15 years for Soto.
why are the Padres uniforms so gay looking?
>>149735392I'm not a fujo, i am into bara though
howโd that taste will? You fat faggot
the ocean background is kino
fuck off nu-thread bait fags, posting nu before 500 should be a ban
>>149735425What was posted?
>>149735438Thatโs not the ocean you dingdong
>>149735392i remember back in the days posts like this used to be rushed with tits or gtfo, or shit lke that. Nowadays i'm just fuckin sad when i see a woman on here. Please, do better. For yourself, most importantly. Don't be down here in the muck.
Dodger pitching is a black hole where arms go to die
>>149735453should have signed scherzer lmao
>>149735392>fujoshitGet out
>>149735431talk shit, get traded
doyerpacos finna get swept again kek
>>149735451Itโs a fujo, theyโre mentally ill and them not breeding is for the best.
>doyers in charge of a double play groundout
>>149735444Someone pretending to be a girl saying they're a fujo who like shipping the players together
booing may as he walks off the field through my screen
>>149735458/mlb/ is a pro fujo gen
I haven't been keeping up with the ball, what the fuck happened to Dodgers entire pitching lineup.
I'm thinking Scherzer is back
>>149735481fuck off all weebs should stay on /a/
>>149735484They signed multi year contracts
>>149735489If MLB isnโt pro fujo why does my team keep getting raped?
>>149735395>>149735416I hate it so much bros
Ugghh Are we going to lose again? I can't take this anymore.
If the Doyers played in the AL they would be at risk of missing the playoffs with a few more losses, why is the NL so dogshit?
>4.2IP w/ 2 on base
the absolute fucking state of may
>>149735511Pls stop posting
>>149735509Why is your team so fat?
>>149735497I just saw that wtf, this is retarded
>>149735497Yeah, MLB is trying their best to market these small market teams like the brewers as
>>149735087said but as evidenced by this thread, literally no one gives a fuck
>>149735494The baseball fujos arent weebs because theyre schlicking to real players getting gangraped not japanese cartoons
>>149735497Mets lit him up too iirc
>>149735509>The Sacramento D's
>>149735515so much for a multiyear deal. he's getting the Buehler one year prove deal.
WILLY
SECOND GIANTS TRIPLE OF THE NIGHT
Why did pages not go after that
so what youโre suggesting is we cut the number of teams in the league in half, leaving only the big market teams, and turn the others into a flyover AAAA league?
and maybe end of the year we have a series between the winners of the big boi league and the flyovers?
come on adell that wasn't anything near the plate wtf
>>149735497He should just be pitching in the celebrity game against the miz
>>149735584gimi (also kill yourself)
>>149735526>Guerrero is all muscle>Kirk is the only one that could maybe be considered fat but hustles hard nonethelessmeanwhile you have fat muncy and the rest of your team plays like they're over 300 lbs bitch please
DOUBLE-A BINGHAMTON RUMBLE PONIES
>>149735205>called for a sweepI thought we would lose this series, I even called it after the Injuns series. The attrition is starting to catch up and we canโt throw out a triple A squad + Altuve and a washed Lance McCullers and expect to win. So no, no one was saying that.