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>>149323186CWS: Andrew Benintendi went 2-for-5 with a home run and two RBI on Friday in a 7-1 win over the Blue Jays
TOR: Spencer Turnbull allowed five hits and four runs with two walks and two strikeouts over two-plus innings in a loss against the White Sox on Friday
TEX: Jacob deGrom fanned seven while allowing two runs over six innings Friday in the Rangersโ 6-2 win over the Pirates
ARI: The Diamondbacks announced Friday that left-hander Tommy Henry will undergo Tommy John reconstructive elbow surgery
WSH: Nationalsโ manager Dave Martinez told reporters on Friday that Dylan Crews (oblique) has started to take light swings
BOS: Red Soxโ manager Alex Cora told reporters on Friday that Masataka Yoshida (shoulder) could begin a minor league rehab assignment soon
CHC: Shota Imanaga (hamstring) pitched well in his minor league rehab start at Triple-A Iowa on Friday, twirling 4 1/3 innings of shutout baseball
SD: Robert Suarez plans to appeal the three-game suspension that he received from Major League Baseball for throwing at Shohei Ohtani on Thursday evening
>>149326641 (OP)damn, cut down on the pork rinds, mate.
my instincts tell me life shouldn't be so horrible
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built for what?
>>149326687I wish the shot showed realmuto closing in on casty from first to home
Tatis barely ducked another headshot lmao
GO ROYALS
>>149326703Literal proof gays and jews ruin everything btw
>not using the most iconic baseball images as of late for the OP
shiggydiggydoo
Okay, i think Manfraud told every team to throw at Tatis Jr.
Umps felt bad that Tatis keeps getting hit and decided to give him that walk
>>149326687>Your National League East Division Leaders, the Philadelphia Phillies!idk why I love the umpires double safe call after both of them scored so much
>>149326712>The crowd immediately having a meltySo sensitive
>>149326712no one likes that faggot
Giants voodoo magic activated
>>149326722I'm still trying to find a video of that angle
>>149326712HE'S A CHEATER
The Curse of SENGA
to be continued
kek
>>149326687banana ball level stuff here
LOLMETS
Angels chimpout? Rare. What happened?
>>149326809Why are we blaming this on anyone other than the gays
Dem Nats finnaboutta dab on dem doyers
>gay mets going for 0-8 tomorrow
The San Diego Padres are now the Portland Padres.
>>149326882Neto got hit twice, he got mad about it. Brown starts screaming at him and charges him, Astros' catcher stops him and the benches cleared. Nothing really happened just some shouting.
>Get a K
>Turn the double play
sweet
Congrats Geno on career number 300
>>149326953holy shit it's real
>>149326890not really. go away.
>>149326901Homophobes we're eating good right now
Korean girls are Dodger fans.
The San Diego Padres are now the San Diego Padres(but pink and green)
CMO's been on this team for like 4 games and he ran up to Brown to scream in his face lol
>>149327045I'm loving my stupid stinky shitty Royals' powder blues. It's nice not to just be knockoff Dodgers
>>149326778Day of the Rock for all you birdfags. I hate you birdfags so God damn much. I HATE birdfags.
>>149326999I'm going to remind you of those trips when I'm making violent love to your asshole later tonite
Any time I see an aerial park of San Fran I get so blackpilled FUCK I wish I was a millionaire
>>149327125You'd try but I'd break you skinny little dick in half before you even penetrated my butthole faggot.
>>149327184Kids a power bottomโฆ.respect
>>149327130Why are TWO BIRDFAGS IN MY DIVISION? GET OUT OF MY DIVISION.
I know the White Sox aren't as bad as they were last year but cmon man this pitching depth sucks
You ever think a pitcher feels an urge to throw a ball as fast as he can at a guy's head for no reason at all?
>>149327214Your pops taught me well...
>>149326687The Mets are not a serious team
>>149327246walker buehler seems like a punk
>>149327181lel shit player, shit team
seems teams of flight make em seeth
>>149327254rock THIS *unzips*
>>149327286that was Bobby Miller
>>149327266Zesty lil fella. I'll take you on your back, bitch...
Lean back and spread those thighs for me, boy. I'm going to look you in the eyes as I fill you with a HOT LOAD
>>149327309He's right though
>>149327286you seem like a retard
Holy shit there's a guy in SF wearing a Harris Walz hat in the stands kek
>>149327396Not an argument.
>>149326981BASED. Fuck โtoids
baltimore orioles number one!
Holy shit there's a guy in SF wearing a 4chan hat in the stands kek
Im Italian American and proud. Kiss my ass
ADELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>14932746910 more from 3K
>>149327433screenshot/webm
>>149327449it's just American idiot
Good AB from Xander on his Bobblehead night!
Xander Bogaerts was 6-6 in his last 6 plate appearances and on the 7th got a walk
Kershaw showing us he's the real ace
>>149327455It can't be that bad, Perry said he doesn't expect him to be out that long and that he will be back.
>>149327575no one cares poodrepaco
>>149327545Ynr Green Day on the Simpsons Movie
>>149327594THIS IS SPARTA!!!
(Kicks you into a giant bottomless pit)
wtg Keek. let's knot it up at least.
Why didn't they challenge that? his fingers were on the plate before the glove touches him?
>>149327635Manchild behavior lel
You're simply not going to be scoring on my stupid stinky shitty Royals, Badres. Sorry!
Fake Mookie Betts just hit a 2-run HR in Giantlands.
>>149327696at least he hits the ball very fast
Rojas wanted a GIDP so badly
>>149327225Shes cute @_@;
>>149327635i would have let him hit me. would have been a nice payday.
>>149326687Fuck my boricua ass
>>149327635Dey not like us!
not the best quality but the only one I could find
>>149327427so what are the health issues? or is he just drunk and on drugs?
>>149327790I just watched that movie the other day, itโs really good.
Volts threaten with the bases loaded, but the Talon manage to hold them off to win the game.
>>149327796are your mets still in first place?
mookie has to be injured and just playing through something at this point
We gotta stop interviewing players during the game with idiotic questions. So cringe
>>149327839It's a shame Johnny Depp is in it, I can't watch any movie that he's in anymore.
>>149327635>get paid million of dollars for play a childโs game>get trigged by some literal who in the stands thatโs probably a winoDeserved suspension
The displaced air touched the glove, he's out
>Brewers rookie had a no hitter into 5 innings before injuring himself and having to leave the game
>next start gets 7 innings into a perfect game
this guy seems pretty good
>>149327831Nobody knows. He was out of breath and kind of lethargic in New York, so when the team came home they sent him off to get some tests done.
>OVERTURNED
PLEASE UMPCHAD GODS... AVENGE ME...
>>149327823I wonder if a runner at second or first has ever overtaken a runner that's a base ahead of them. And what would happen if that were the case. Like a batter hits it hard, and outruns the runner at first to get to third first.
>>149327823I like that city connect it's a shame most felt corporate an boring. D:
Reminder that umpchads always have the last laugh. Enjoy your victory while it lasts.
>>149327960I agree with this โtoid
>>149327877The first pirates movie is so good
It's crazy that both of the Red Sox #1 in baseball can't miss guaranteed future superstar prospects are busts this season.
>>149327960COPE AND SEETHE NIGGA
>>149327997i used to be so in love with Kiera Knightley
>>149327877Hm did he do something wrong? I donโt know anything about him
>>149327976idk but there's a new guy in the dug out next to Mark Prior, his name is Rave Doberts
>>149327790just the other day xitter fags were saying jake the snake design isn't peak. idiots.
boomers literally called pitches with their fingers instead of using technology
>>149328038Some #metoo shit
Welcome to the Bay Area nigga XD
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>>149327936You can't, it's why in a rundown the player running can't overrun the player in front.
>According to Official Baseball Rule 7.08 (h), any runner is out if he passes a preceding runner before that runner is out. This is not an appeal play but is called immediately by the umpire. There have been many cases of a runner passing a preceding runner through the years.
MY STUPID STINKY SHITTY ROYALS CAN PLAY BALL
Pages is gonna be so valuable after the season
My Dodgers are winning and the poodres are shitting their pants
>>149328106got his autograph as a kid
>>149328134You think? Iโm just enjoying this hot streak while I can, I donโt really think he will sustain this
>>149328144wait a minute, that's not a dodger bird
BOOKS!!!
CHAPTERS!!!
PAGES!!!
SENTENCES!!!
holy cow pages is on fire this month. ROTY?
>>149328106The sheer fact this man an others are still alive.. I would have given DDP an honorary Doctorate owo
>>149328144based dodgeriole alliance
>India dinger
I remember watching him as a rookie for the Reds several years ago. I was sure this guy would blossom into a star. Never really panned out.
>>149328167Technically they were born in Baltimore so.. OwO
>>149328038He beat the shit out of his wife, then ran a PR campaign to get everyone to turn against her.
He's also an alchoholic and a drug addict
>>149328256stfu schizoid troon
Aโs are fraud checking all your favorite teams
Houston
Cleveland
Who's next?
my great grandpa misses his baltimore trolley dodgers
>>149328256you would defend a girl who shits the bed
>>149328256t. amber heard
>>149328256she dropped a grumpy in his bed
>>149328256Iโll never trust a woman first unless itโs my mother
>>149328256amber post your tits
>>149328281>>149328275>>149328304These guys fell for said PR campaign obviously.
johnny depp won that case
>>149328326Shut up, simp.
>>149328337Yes. Iโm not someone that watches animated films often either, itโs almost an homage to chinatown
Trenton Brooks already got more hometown hero moments than Connor Joe and it's only been two games
>>149328277Unironically researched a ton the other day when someone asked my favorite team seems like Baltimore was a yuge boom to Baseball even has the best record in the defunct FEDleague with Chicago an such
>>149328352the nicholson film? wtf
Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD tonight!
At least Tatis Jr is squaring up the ball, that's good.
>>149328374Yes believe it or not lol
what is happening with baseball in new york city
Brewers inflating their run differential theyโre such a dirty scumbag franchise
>>149328391gonna have to give it a watch
>>149328394Knicks took all of the city's mojo and still blew it.
>>149328394climate change
>>149328394got too penisy
holy shit miggy ro did something
>>149328394Fuck my boricua ass
>Apple TV mic makes us hear the ump joking with the catcher
this will bite them back later when the manny chimpout is mic'd
>>149327240The Turnbull experiment was a flop, there can only be one Lauer this season
This shit ass offense isn't going to pick up Kikuchi because they hate him.
>>149328394fag pride month
>There are ICE Agents in downtown SD around Petco Park
>>149328412let me know what you think, Iโm trying to knockout a bunch of westerns and it was on the list. Watched it to break up the monotony of a bunch of old Eastwood movies in a row.
Just got a notification on my Android phone. Didn't realize the Mets lost by 8 runs. Fucking kek.
>>149328454have any of you guys actually given gay porn a chance? some it isn't that bad if im being honest.
Go Braves btw
>>149328394They had to play non-fraud teams
>>149328470>poodrepacos thought they were safe
>>149328482Oreos finally getting respect <(^-^<)
>>149328473Why did you say "Android phone"
Is this an ad?
>>149328475>have any of you guys actually given gay porn a chance?yeah I watched the mets highlights
what's the reason kim doesn't see regular playing other than the front office not willing to admit that they whiffed on cumforto?
>mest cursed by pride night
>cusb cursed by anon's quints
but what happened to tiggies and stankees tho?
>>149328473Why does it matter that you have an Android phone you fucking piece of shit?
>>149328470fuck off fag homo kiddie diddler
The Yankees barely survived the mighty Angels. Of course they were going to get stomped by the team that swept them.
Don't let me down Jintsies
>>149328470ICE sent Padres fans to LA during the riots to shoot at protestors, they're probably watching the game right now
>>149328503I have questions one is but for why though? Why is dinosaur?
>>149328256amber heard is an unironic 10/10 and I'm tired of pretending she's not because she shit on someone bed
Hey Asstros, stop hitting our guys
>>149328521>both strike out
>>149328527Nah you're right, she was legitimately one of the most beautiful women in hollywood. I hope she makes a comeback.
>>149328472sure. coincidentally i just watched high plains drifter not long ago. you couldn't get away with that rape scene nowadays.
anyways go baseball!
>>149328526spreading the good news
>>149328500The Tampa Gay Gays simply gape right now
Stankees are just stankees kek
why the FUCK is a 0.89 hitter hitting HRs of Kershaw
meatball pitch from Kersh
My stupid stinky shitty Royals can't even afford bats that don't break
>>149328472watch How the West was won
>>149328572He did just come back from injury no? o.o
Why are chinamen so ugly?
>>149328583its on my list. Ohtani Dodgers Trevour Bauer pitch clock
Lorenzen's biceps are uncomfortably massive
I'm scared they're going to pop
>>149328472Watch A Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, and The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.
>bases loaded with nobody out
>grounds out to a double play
>twice in this game already and it's only the 4th
>Both hit by the same player
We got a run in each one but still. Ahhh
>>149328595>White is right>Tan is grand>Black is beautifulYellow is ____ ?
Neto is just waiting for someone else to get hit, he's itching to fight someone
>3 hr score to make it 2-15
My chihuahuas are getting raped
>>149328652>yellow is for BWC
>>149328652...made for BWC
>>149328620Those were the first three I watched, so good. Shift ban expansion team white sox fan pope
>>149328684What the deuce?
>>149328669Still amazing America gets her 1st Pope.. @_@;
Bogey is on a hot streak!
The sooner this game is over the better haha
O'Hoppe just be swinging at anything when he has a chance to score some runs
How in the world do the Brewers have 17
>Hjelle in the game
What's going on in SF
>>149328623That same player just had a ground ball go under his glove allowing the go ahead runner to score from 2nd
Ahhh fuck you Koss
Yankees fans were laughing about the Devers trade and then the baseball gods punished them thinking Boston will be ever cursed again. Now they found a way to lose against a rock bottom Orioles team after "surviving" an embarrassing 4 game sweep. Next time don't act too cocky.
On other news:
>mes7
>another bases loaded hudini act
>>149328696Who was the brainchild thinking those padre unis were good?
how bad are the nationals? should they really be a weekend team to go against the doyers?
bruh...the fuck happened to my twins tonight?
Omg iglesias did something lol
>>149328737This oreo team swept the angels who spanked the Yankees.. So.. OwO
>>149328740They look like Soundcloud rappers
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heh
Fuck the Twins. Fuck the Vikings. Kek
>>149328760Baseball doesn't work like that queerbo. So.
Fat Diaz. Hit the gym, fatty!
Bobby Witt Jr pls
Jac Caglianone pls
>>149328781Henlo TewHu fren
>>149328781Babe, whereโs dinner?
anyone got the euros vs Americans where the dad is explaining to his son about American sports
the euros are asking for food
>>149328777>i fuck my sister and niece on the reg, but FUCK YOU huehuehueheuhuehueSad.
KIKUCHI
His start is going to be completely wasted this team will not score again.
June 20th. What does your park look like?
>>149328664Oh hey everyone! Look who it is! El Paso Chihuahuas Anon! Everyone's favorite faggot!
And how about that? I'm here, too! Fresh off a three day ban.
I've got a present for you. You wanna guess what it is?
It's seven girthy inches of ass sex.
Here's the deal: I'm also from El Paso. Sure, I don't know if you're ACTUALLY from El Paso. You might be from Las Cruces. Or Horizon. Or even Deming. But I know you come out to Chihuahuas games. And I know I'm going to be balls deep in your ass soon.
You'll be leaving Alamo Drafthouse, or Later Later, (or the Toolbox), and you'll drive home blissfully unaware of what will unfold.
You open the door, turn on your lights, only to find yourself in a good old fashioned wrasslin' match. The prize? Your ass.
"Oh my God, I'm being robbed!" you think in that effeminate voice of yours. Only partially true. As I quickly and effortlessly gain physical dominance, I put you on your back and yank your pants off.
You struggle, suddenly realizing that I'm anchoring both of your wrists with one hand. Your eyes dart around, looking for the other. Too late you realize that you've naturally and submissively spread your thighs and arched your back.
You feel discomfort as I slip inside you. "I'm being raped!" you start to think.
No, you realize. To be raped means to be used unwillingly. As your arms and legs turn to jello and you begin to whimper with joy at each thrust, you realize that you aren't getting raped.
You're getting fucked.
"Nonononono!" you scream internally. You're a boy! Boys don't get fucked! You keep tell yourself that ass I stuff my cock into your butt over and over. You close your eyes and grit your teeth and feel precum drizzle from your erect penis as I fuck you closer and closer to orgasm. And as I release myself inside of you, almost smothering you with my weight as I drive as deep as I possibly can, you experience a pleasure you didn't know existed. And in that moment, you become my woman.
How did you guys celebrate today's Summer Solstice?
>>149328749They're going to mouthfuck the Doyers again and again this weekend
>>149328841sacrificed a goat on a pentagram
>>149328841today was the solstice? fuck yeah, winter can't come soon enough
>>149328841by sitting in front of my computer and posting in /mlb/
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CMOOOOOO\
FIRST MLB HOMER IN SUCH A CLUTCH MOMENT TO TIE THE GAME
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>149328853Lord Stanley honorary American hes been here Legally for decades OWO
>>149328754how should i know, i don't follow your shitty team
>supposed top 10 hitter (not sure why) makes big stink about how he wants to play actual baseball and not meme ass arcade DH shit to the point he gets traded to another team because he's a team cancer
>gets immediate revenge game against old team that betrayed him
>is in DH role
>goes 0 for
SAD
>>149328841scratched my nutsack an extra 2 times
>>149328853>seemlessly transcend in to?
>>149328853thank you anon, bless
>>149328870Who's that Pokรฉmon?
Seidler needs to sell the Padres to someone who is willing to relocate the franchise out of San Diego.
>>149328276those aren't my favorite teams thoughever
>>149328768>YOU SAID YOU'LL LIGHT A CANDLE ON MY BIRTHDAY>happy birthday lil bro
>>149328890Considering it literally took an act of congress just to get rid of Dan in Washington DC.. Good luck
>>149328890they should move from San Diego to Mission Valley(bring back the Murph)
>Royals 4 - 2 Padres
>Dodgers 4 - 2 Nationals
Pottery
>>149328914Dems killed the chickens, bucko.
>>149328914I donโt support Cheeto man. I just hate divegrass
>>149328907It's the new rap sensation Notorious F.A.T he LARGE lad, he HEFTY boi, he THICC. C H O N K
Has anyone considered that maybe Tatis just stands too close to the plate
Dodgers donating $1 mil to illegal aliens
>>149328890Yeah if the lawsuit can't be resolved, both should just doce force sale it ro either Kroenke or Steve balmer. Not even no TV, failure to extend Soto (Siedler would have) and cheap minor players. Are hands are tied!
>>149328781Nazrinfag buy her Fumo
You have no excuse
https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?gcode=GOODS-04499121
>>149328966This sign was probably funnier in her head
>>149328966She turned around to show it the crowd and get live updoots and some old woman frowned at her and protested, "We can't see"
>friend sends me like 4-8 reels a day
>I take the time to see them all and react to them, often replying with a funny comment even though I find most of them to be bad/boring
>The rare time I send him one he doesn't even comment on it and just replies with more
>jints
it has never at any point in time been more over
Isn't Tatis the guy who was recently outed as being a deadbeat with a bunch of unclaimed kids?
>>149328964I have a Nazrin keychain! Okie maybe I should, I still need Nue Houjuu and Nazrin. Also we still need better bats and catchers who can hit....
>>149328988If you rely on Instagram reels to sustain a relationship or friendship consider finding someone who shares your interests so you can have an actual conversation
>giving up a dinger to miggy ro
this nats pitcher is trash
>>149328988This happens with me too, i feel bad if i don't but they never do the same.
>>149328997Well he is brown.
>>149329001You might not get another chance for a few years
ok I'm switching to the Sox/giants game
>>149329008look at her go!
>>149329014probably top 5ish in the league. we lucked out he wasn't as sharp as he normally can be.
>>149329014the benchwarmers deserve a little bit of the spotlight!
>>149328993>Score more than 4 runs in idk how long>still losingAhhh
I cannot believe White Sox just gave up Sheets like that. We love Dairy Bonds very much.
good thing rojas didsomething cause ohtranny sure wasn't
>Ohtani in clutch situations
>does nothing
>Dodgers ahead
>Can't even statpad anymore
he's slipping...
>Dave gets ejected or suspended
>dodgers play better
Dave shouldโve gotten a bigger suspension
>>149329060Almost like manager isn't a real job
>>149328914my man is stuck in february
>giving up a homer to rojass
CMO SINGLEHANDEDLY CARRYING THIS TEAM RIGHT NOW
why would anyone want to be the manager youre always the fall guy if shit goes wrong but never get credit if the team does well
Miggy Ro has more pop than Mookie
>Bogey back
>aggressive baserunning
oh yeah, we're back to how we were at the start of the season
>>149329052>>149329057Maybe he's still sore from yesterday. Drove in a run earlier thoughbeit
>>149329054>that little bitch contact goes outDamn, Manfred must really hate Devers bitching his way out to be feeding randoms the Judge balls
>hitting nationals now
we're just asking for a brawl
>>149329024It must be scary to be that old and have health problems. I hope he's okay.
annoys me when bums like rojas and conforto get a hit because i know it buys them another week or two of sucking shit
>>149329096Your bullpen is a bunch of thugs. Criminal scum!
>>149329116There's always a chance they get good though. Pages and Muncy looked as bad as them in spring and look at them now
Jake Cronenworth looked kind of sad at that force out, he wants to get the bounce back Bogey is going through too...
>>149329116we shitcanned Heyward a day after he hit a walk off homerun, didn't we?
>>149329140Yeah that was weird. He was a fan favorite too.
>>149329136He's mid at best, he left his glory days in 2022 NLDS after that clutch hit against Vesia.
>>149329148Good. Don't wake up.
>>149329054I guess Red Sox won the trade. No wonder why the fans whined about it. It was all Devers fault for not wanting to play 1B. Genius move by old senile Henry.
Here comes the grand slam
>>149329151>He was a fan favorite too.lol no he wasn't
>Come back late to tie the game
>Put in a shitter reliever
>Lose
>Poodres
>>149329016I feel you bro
>>149329190Even Dodgers fans donโt like you. Kys
>>149329140lmao yeah they did and he was pissed about according to interviews. maybe that motivated him to join the pooston and poodres right after
>>149329186easy to root for but easily replaceable
>>149329190>Being this obsessed over the Padres>Anime slopYou were bullied in HS weren't you?
>yates
no way he gets out of this unscathed
>>149329173devers is quite literlaly the only consistent person getting on base on the jints
>suffering through vtubers
steeeerike threee
>>149329225>MS-13They had to go with the low hanging fruit instead of pulling out a gang from that infographic that gets posted here often
>>149329116I just accept they are rest day bums that you can't get TOO mad at, though I'd rather have Outman even though he was clearly a one year wonder. What I cannot forgive is how frequently Kim gets pulled for MUH MATCHUPS (especially when he statistically hits twice as well against lefties)
Pride month is ruining Jason Adam's :(
Keep the pressure on 'em, boys!
>>149329229Least it wasn't a grand slam
>>149329246NEVERMIND
Fuck you Rengifo, don't get hit next time
you kissless weirdo virgins do realize the mets lost yesterday don't you?
Conforto bailing out the shitter Yates
CONFORTO YOU SON OF A BITCH
>yates
yuck. what was the point of getting rid of braiser again?
STOP TRYING TO BUNT RETARD
>>149329297shitters gotta stick together
confortos leash just got 3 miles longer
fuck that adds another few weeks of conforto
>>149329301For a big brain front office that finds diamonds in the rough at position players all the time, they are maximum retarded when it comes to relief pitching
>>149329301he was elite like a year ago lmao
>>149329317the bp won the WS for us last year
We're getting swept aren't we jintsbros
Keep the game tied Jansen, then with the top of the order coming up i still like our chances.
>>149329301Most of the dodgers pitching staff is injured you stupid ungrateful bandwagoner
>>149329349Love this DL nigga so much.
why would they name a pitcher after a vessel?
MLB parents be like
>how can we annoy our child who has made it past AAA and poverty ball?
Oh I know!
Pic related
Baseball parents are THE WORST!
>>149329358Even so he and Scott were the big name big money acquisitions supposed to be THE guys. I don't know how the Dodgers fell for it, top 5-10 relievers who change teams always turn into blown save machines 99% of the time
>be Padres
>perpetual seethe against Doyers
>ugly series with consecutive losses and HBPs
>rightfully beans Ohtani, but in the worst possible way (up and in, straight for the head, 100mph, hits pitching arm)
>suddenly becomes the bad guy despite there being fault on both sides
>gets manhandled by the fucking Royals the day after
>free falling in the division standings
Where did it all go so wrong?
>>149329395what the fuck.
Oh look Walker is pitching excellently. Too bad he shits the bed when he goes in with the lead
>>149329395Thanks mom and dad
>>149329398Scott seems to have found his groove though. He's actually functioning as a closer
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>>149329400Just what do you mean by "the fucking Royals"
>>149329358>bro our injury prone staff is injured again>let's ship our bullpen depth away for nothingdo you see how fucking stupid you sound?
>>149329395Lol holy shit. White ppl are the worst
>>149329402They were there every AA game.
Jesus Christโฆ
Redpill me on the "nu" known as "tho".
>>149329400Iโve seen more Dodgers fans still fuming about it than I have Padres fans. Not gonna tell you to move on but I think most Dads fans have
>>149329395lmao who's their son?
so much for the promising start to the inning
>>149329400For now, Suarez will leave the Padres and join the Chunichi Dragons, where he will aim to win the championship.
>>149329430?? Obviously Dodgers fans are the ones seething, the Padres were the ones in the wrong
>>149329395what if they're not just careless and instead they made sure their son knows what they do
>>149329436Thatโs for the /mlb/ autists to determine
Dad is obviously tall
>>149329395Make this the next OP please
God damn she is hot!
>>149329430>abloo bloo Dave Roberts should have been suspended more games>Suarez dindu nuffin, 3 games is too much for a closer (lol)
>>149329336The Red Sox are going to win the World Series.
>>149329374I like it.
>>149329395Do โtoids really?
>>149329455>Swingers>involved in baseballMakes sense
Kek these people either have no opsec or they figured out an endless attention glitch.
Swing batter batter batter swing!
God damn i should stop doubting Kenley Jansen
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>>149329486often painful to watch but has a very clear idea about what he's trying to do
>>149327568The ol' 6-finger AI salute.