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CWS: Andrew Benintendi went 2-for-5 with a home run and two RBI on Friday in a 7-1 win over the Blue Jays
TOR: Spencer Turnbull allowed five hits and four runs with two walks and two strikeouts over two-plus innings in a loss against the White Sox on Friday
TEX: Jacob deGrom fanned seven while allowing two runs over six innings Friday in the Rangers’ 6-2 win over the Pirates
ARI: The Diamondbacks announced Friday that left-hander Tommy Henry will undergo Tommy John reconstructive elbow surgery
WSH: Nationals’ manager Dave Martinez told reporters on Friday that Dylan Crews (oblique) has started to take light swings
BOS: Red Sox’ manager Alex Cora told reporters on Friday that Masataka Yoshida (shoulder) could begin a minor league rehab assignment soon
CHC: Shota Imanaga (hamstring) pitched well in his minor league rehab start at Triple-A Iowa on Friday, twirling 4 1/3 innings of shutout baseball
SD: Robert Suarez plans to appeal the three-game suspension that he received from Major League Baseball for throwing at Shohei Ohtani on Thursday evening

berds

DA JANKEES LOSE !!!

blue wahoos

Yankees.

DOYAS

go go go

>>149326641 (OP)
damn, cut down on the pork rinds, mate.

>>149326641 (OP)
Angels.

my instincts tell me life shouldn't be so horrible

built for what?

STOP TRYING TO HIT TATIS

Royals

>>149326687
I wish the shot showed realmuto closing in on casty from first to home

My Jints on the board!

Tatis barely ducked another headshot lmao
GO ROYALS

>>149326703
Literal proof gays and jews ruin everything btw

>not using the most iconic baseball images as of late for the OP

shiggydiggydoo

Okay, i think Manfraud told every team to throw at Tatis Jr.

C*BS!

Umps felt bad that Tatis keeps getting hit and decided to give him that walk

>>149326687
>Your National League East Division Leaders, the Philadelphia Phillies!
idk why I love the umpires double safe call after both of them scored so much

>>149326712
>The crowd immediately having a melty
So sensitive

>>149326712
no one likes that faggot

benches clear in anaheim

Giants voodoo magic activated

>>149326722
I'm still trying to find a video of that angle

>>149326712
HE'S A CHEATER

The Curse of SENGA
to be continued
kek

doyers

angrey Neto

>>149326687
banana ball level stuff here

LOLMETS

Angels chimpout? Rare. What happened?

>>149326809
Why are we blaming this on anyone other than the gays

Dem Nats finnaboutta dab on dem doyers

K-ershaw
11 to go!!

GENO

The San Diego Padres are now the Portland Padres.

>>149326882
Neto got hit twice, he got mad about it. Brown starts screaming at him and charges him, Astros' catcher stops him and the benches cleared. Nothing really happened just some shouting.

>Get a K
>Turn the double play
sweet

TOTAL
WH*TOID
DEATH

Congrats Geno on career number 300

>>149326953
holy shit it's real

>>149326890
not really. go away.

>>149326901
Homophobes we're eating good right now

Korean girls are Dodger fans.

The San Diego Padres are now the San Diego Padres(but pink and green)

PANDY!

pandaman

PANDY

ANDEEE
PINGAS

CMO's been on this team for like 4 games and he ran up to Brown to scream in his face lol

>>149327045
I'm loving my stupid stinky shitty Royals' powder blues. It's nice not to just be knockoff Dodgers

>>149326778
Day of the Rock for all you birdfags. I hate you birdfags so God damn much. I HATE birdfags.

>>149326999
I'm going to remind you of those trips when I'm making violent love to your asshole later tonite

>>149327101
o yeah?

Any time I see an aerial park of San Fran I get so blackpilled FUCK I wish I was a millionaire

sex with kirsten

pandaman got greedy

HOMER JAC

cringe

>>149327125
You'd try but I'd break you skinny little dick in half before you even penetrated my butthole faggot.

>>149327183
cringe

>>149327184
Kids a power bottom….respect

>>149327130
Why are TWO BIRDFAGS IN MY DIVISION? GET OUT OF MY DIVISION.

I know the White Sox aren't as bad as they were last year but cmon man this pitching depth sucks

You ever think a pitcher feels an urge to throw a ball as fast as he can at a guy's head for no reason at all?

birdfags get the rock

>>149327214
Your pops taught me well...

Kikuchi is waking up

>>149326687
The Mets are not a serious team

>>149327246
walker buehler seems like a punk

>>149327181
lel shit player, shit team

FAGGsox

seems teams of flight make em seeth

>>149327254
rock THIS *unzips*

>>149327286
that was Bobby Miller

>>149327266
Zesty lil fella. I'll take you on your back, bitch...
Lean back and spread those thighs for me, boy. I'm going to look you in the eyes as I fill you with a HOT LOAD

#RAPE

>>149327309
He's right though

>>149327286
you seem like a retard

Holy shit there's a guy in SF wearing a Harris Walz hat in the stands kek

>>149327396
Not an argument.

>>149326981
BASED. Fuck ‘toids

Wash sighting

baltimore orioles number one!

Holy shit there's a guy in SF wearing a 4chan hat in the stands kek

>>149327399
no politics

Im Italian American and proud. Kiss my ass

>>149327427
he's dying

ADELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

KKershaw

>>149327433
Good lord

>>149327469
10 more from 3K

10 more Ks

I’m part of the slave

>>149327433
screenshot/webm

old man still got it

>>149327449
it's just American idiot

Good AB from Xander on his Bobblehead night!

9 more to go

KKKershaw

Xander Bogaerts was 6-6 in his last 6 plate appearances and on the 7th got a walk

KKKershaw

Unc is on a roll

300

Kershaw showing us he's the real ace

>>149327455
It can't be that bad, Perry said he doesn't expect him to be out that long and that he will be back.

>>149327575
no one cares poodrepaco

9 more

>>149327545
Ynr Green Day on the Simpsons Movie

>>149327594
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
(Kicks you into a giant bottomless pit)

Ggs Yankeefrens <(^-^<)

wtg Keek. let's knot it up at least.

Why didn't they challenge that? his fingers were on the plate before the glove touches him?

>>149327635
Manchild behavior lel

You're simply not going to be scoring on my stupid stinky shitty Royals, Badres. Sorry!

Fake Mookie Betts just hit a 2-run HR in Giantlands.

>>149327696
at least he hits the ball very fast

Rojas wanted a GIDP so badly

>>149327225
Shes cute @_@;

>>149327635
i would have let him hit me. would have been a nice payday.

>>149326687
Fuck my boricua ass

sneks

>>149327028
false

>>149327635
Dey not like us!

cam on Mookie

not the best quality but the only one I could find

>>149327427
so what are the health issues? or is he just drunk and on drugs?

>>149327790
I just watched that movie the other day, it’s really good.

Volts threaten with the bases loaded, but the Talon manage to hold them off to win the game.

>>149327796
are your mets still in first place?

mookie has to be injured and just playing through something at this point

We gotta stop interviewing players during the game with idiotic questions. So cringe

>>149327859
aids

>>149327839
It's a shame Johnny Depp is in it, I can't watch any movie that he's in anymore.

>>149327635
>get paid million of dollars for play a child’s game
>get trigged by some literal who in the stands that’s probably a wino
Deserved suspension

The displaced air touched the glove, he's out

>Brewers rookie had a no hitter into 5 innings before injuring himself and having to leave the game
>next start gets 7 innings into a perfect game
this guy seems pretty good

>>149327831
Nobody knows. He was out of breath and kind of lethargic in New York, so when the team came home they sent him off to get some tests done.

>OVERTURNED
PLEASE UMPCHAD GODS... AVENGE ME...

Thank you best ally

>>149327922
GET FUCKED

>>149327823
I wonder if a runner at second or first has ever overtaken a runner that's a base ahead of them. And what would happen if that were the case. Like a batter hits it hard, and outruns the runner at first to get to third first.

>>149327823
I like that city connect it's a shame most felt corporate an boring. D:

deport all umpcels

FAGGets!

Reminder that umpchads always have the last laugh. Enjoy your victory while it lasts.

where is roberts?

>>149327960
I agree with this ‘toid

Nice bunt retard

>>149327877
The first pirates movie is so good

It's crazy that both of the Red Sox #1 in baseball can't miss guaranteed future superstar prospects are busts this season.

TOTAL UMP DEATH

>>149327960
COPE AND SEETHE NIGGA

ROYALS ROYALS ROYALS

>>149327997
i used to be so in love with Kiera Knightley

>>149327877
Hm did he do something wrong? I don’t know anything about him

>>149327976
idk but there's a new guy in the dug out next to Mark Prior, his name is Rave Doberts

>>149327790
just the other day xitter fags were saying jake the snake design isn't peak. idiots.

LOLNAST

boomers literally called pitches with their fingers instead of using technology

>>149328038
Some #metoo shit

Welcome to the Bay Area nigga XD

PRRRRRRRRRRRT

M O O K I E
O
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K
I
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S L I D E
L
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what the fug was that

>>149327936
You can't, it's why in a rundown the player running can't overrun the player in front.
>According to Official Baseball Rule 7.08 (h), any runner is out if he passes a preceding runner before that runner is out. This is not an appeal play but is called immediately by the umpire. There have been many cases of a runner passing a preceding runner through the years.

MY STUPID STINKY SHITTY ROYALS CAN PLAY BALL

sneks

Andy P!

PRRRRRRT

PANDY
PANDY

Pages is gonna be so valuable after the season

Fuck yeah smallball

My Dodgers are winning and the poodres are shitting their pants

>>149328106
got his autograph as a kid

>>149328134
You think? I’m just enjoying this hot streak while I can, I don’t really think he will sustain this

>>149328144
wait a minute, that's not a dodger bird

BOOKS!!!
CHAPTERS!!!
PAGES!!!
SENTENCES!!!

holy cow pages is on fire this month. ROTY?

>>149328106
The sheer fact this man an others are still alive.. I would have given DDP an honorary Doctorate owo

>>149328144
based dodgeriole alliance

>India dinger
I remember watching him as a rookie for the Reds several years ago. I was sure this guy would blossom into a star. Never really panned out.

>>149328167
Technically they were born in Baltimore so.. OwO

>>149328038
He beat the shit out of his wife, then ran a PR campaign to get everyone to turn against her.
He's also an alchoholic and a drug addict

>>149328256
stfu schizoid troon

A’s are fraud checking all your favorite teams

Houston

Cleveland

Who's next?

my great grandpa misses his baltimore trolley dodgers

>>149328256
you would defend a girl who shits the bed

>>149328256
t. amber heard

>>149328256
she dropped a grumpy in his bed

>>149328256
I’ll never trust a woman first unless it’s my mother

>>149328256
amber post your tits

big daddy Kersh

>>149328281
>>149328275
>>149328304
These guys fell for said PR campaign obviously.

johnny depp won that case

>>149327839
Is it Rango?

>>149328326
Shut up, simp.

>>149328337
Yes. I’m not someone that watches animated films often either, it’s almost an homage to chinatown

Trenton Brooks already got more hometown hero moments than Connor Joe and it's only been two games

>>149328277
Unironically researched a ton the other day when someone asked my favorite team seems like Baltimore was a yuge boom to Baseball even has the best record in the defunct FEDleague with Chicago an such

>>149328337
yeah

>>149328352
the nicholson film? wtf

Not so fast Tatis!

Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD tonight!

At least Tatis Jr is squaring up the ball, that's good.

>>149328374
Yes believe it or not lol

what is happening with baseball in new york city

GG redsox

Brewers inflating their run differential they’re such a dirty scumbag franchise

>>149328391
gonna have to give it a watch

>>149328394
got too cocky

>>149328394
Knicks took all of the city's mojo and still blew it.

>>149328394
climate change

>>149328394
got too penisy

holy shit miggy ro did something

>>149328394
Fuck my boricua ass

>Apple TV mic makes us hear the ump joking with the catcher
this will bite them back later when the manny chimpout is mic'd

>>149327240
The Turnbull experiment was a flop, there can only be one Lauer this season

Lorenzen pls

>>149328420
ha

This shit ass offense isn't going to pick up Kikuchi because they hate him.

RBItani

>>149328394
fag pride month

singletani

RBItani

2 out rbi fuck ya

>>149328412
let me know what you think, I’m trying to knockout a bunch of westerns and it was on the list. Watched it to break up the monotony of a bunch of old Eastwood movies in a row.

Just got a notification on my Android phone. Didn't realize the Mets lost by 8 runs. Fucking kek.

>>149328454
have any of you guys actually given gay porn a chance? some it isn't that bad if im being honest.

Go Braves btw

>>149328394
They had to play non-fraud teams

nobody cares moco chan

>>149328470
>poodrepacos thought they were safe

>>149328482
Oreos finally getting respect <(^-^<)

>>149328473
Why did you say "Android phone"
Is this an ad?

>>149328475
>have any of you guys actually given gay porn a chance?
yeah I watched the mets highlights

what's the reason kim doesn't see regular playing other than the front office not willing to admit that they whiffed on cumforto?

>mest cursed by pride night
>cusb cursed by anon's quints
but what happened to tiggies and stankees tho?

>>149328473
Why does it matter that you have an Android phone you fucking piece of shit?

>>149328470
fuck off fag homo kiddie diddler

The Yankees barely survived the mighty Angels. Of course they were going to get stomped by the team that swept them.

>>149328467
Cute!

Don't let me down Jintsies

>>149328470
ICE sent Padres fans to LA during the riots to shoot at protestors, they're probably watching the game right now

What sorcery is this

>>149328503
I have questions one is but for why though? Why is dinosaur?

>>149328256
amber heard is an unironic 10/10 and I'm tired of pretending she's not because she shit on someone bed

Hey Asstros, stop hitting our guys

>>149328521
>both strike out

>>149328521
2 way star

>>149328527
Nah you're right, she was legitimately one of the most beautiful women in hollywood. I hope she makes a comeback.

>>149328472
sure. coincidentally i just watched high plains drifter not long ago. you couldn't get away with that rape scene nowadays.
anyways go baseball!

>>149328526
spreading the good news

KKKKersh-ACK!!!

>>149328500
The Tampa Gay Gays simply gape right now
Stankees are just stankees kek

why the FUCK is a 0.89 hitter hitting HRs of Kershaw

meatball pitch from Kersh

My stupid stinky shitty Royals can't even afford bats that don't break

>>149328472
watch How the West was won

>>149328572
He did just come back from injury no? o.o

here comes kerchoke

go to /tv/ faggots

Why are chinamen so ugly?

>>149328583
its on my list. Ohtani Dodgers Trevour Bauer pitch clock

kerchoke pls...

Yankletics…

Lorenzen's biceps are uncomfortably massive
I'm scared they're going to pop

>>149328472
Watch A Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, and The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

KKKKershaw
8 to go!!

>bases loaded with nobody out
>grounds out to a double play
>twice in this game already and it's only the 4th
>Both hit by the same player

We got a run in each one but still. Ahhh

KKKKershaw

8 more

Cmon Birdstrong.

>>149328595
>White is right
>Tan is grand
>Black is beautiful
Yellow is ____ ?

Neto is just waiting for someone else to get hit, he's itching to fight someone

Paddy the baddy spotted!

>3 hr score to make it 2-15
My chihuahuas are getting raped

>>149328652
>yellow is for BWC

>>149328652
...made for BWC

>>149328620
Those were the first three I watched, so good. Shift ban expansion team white sox fan pope

>>149328669
>>149328620
kys

>>149328684
What the deuce?

>>149328669
Still amazing America gets her 1st Pope.. @_@;

Bogey is on a hot streak!

The sooner this game is over the better haha

>>149328652
mellow?

O'Hoppe just be swinging at anything when he has a chance to score some runs

How in the world do the Brewers have 17

>Hjelle in the game
What's going on in SF

>>149328623
That same player just had a ground ball go under his glove allowing the go ahead runner to score from 2nd

Ahhh fuck you Koss

Yankees fans were laughing about the Devers trade and then the baseball gods punished them thinking Boston will be ever cursed again. Now they found a way to lose against a rock bottom Orioles team after "surviving" an embarrassing 4 game sweep. Next time don't act too cocky.

On other news:
>mes7

>>149328696
Who was the brainchild thinking those padre unis were good?

>>149328666
>>149328668

how bad are the nationals? should they really be a weekend team to go against the doyers?

bruh...the fuck happened to my twins tonight?

Omg iglesias did something lol

>>149328737
This oreo team swept the angels who spanked the Yankees.. So.. OwO

GG Rockies

>>149328740
They look like Soundcloud rappers

heh

sneks win gg rockies

Sneks win

Fuck the Twins. Fuck the Vikings. Kek

>>149328760
Baseball doesn't work like that queerbo. So.

Fat Diaz. Hit the gym, fatty!

Bobby Witt Jr pls
Jac Caglianone pls

>>149328781
Henlo TewHu fren

>>149328781
Babe, where’s dinner?

anyone got the euros vs Americans where the dad is explaining to his son about American sports
the euros are asking for food

>>149328777
>i fuck my sister and niece on the reg, but FUCK YOU huehuehueheuhuehue
Sad.

KIKUCHI
His start is going to be completely wasted this team will not score again.

June 20th. What does your park look like?

>>149328664
Oh hey everyone! Look who it is! El Paso Chihuahuas Anon! Everyone's favorite faggot!
And how about that? I'm here, too! Fresh off a three day ban.
I've got a present for you. You wanna guess what it is?
It's seven girthy inches of ass sex.
Here's the deal: I'm also from El Paso. Sure, I don't know if you're ACTUALLY from El Paso. You might be from Las Cruces. Or Horizon. Or even Deming. But I know you come out to Chihuahuas games. And I know I'm going to be balls deep in your ass soon.
You'll be leaving Alamo Drafthouse, or Later Later, (or the Toolbox), and you'll drive home blissfully unaware of what will unfold.
You open the door, turn on your lights, only to find yourself in a good old fashioned wrasslin' match. The prize? Your ass.
"Oh my God, I'm being robbed!" you think in that effeminate voice of yours. Only partially true. As I quickly and effortlessly gain physical dominance, I put you on your back and yank your pants off.
You struggle, suddenly realizing that I'm anchoring both of your wrists with one hand. Your eyes dart around, looking for the other. Too late you realize that you've naturally and submissively spread your thighs and arched your back.
You feel discomfort as I slip inside you. "I'm being raped!" you start to think.
No, you realize. To be raped means to be used unwillingly. As your arms and legs turn to jello and you begin to whimper with joy at each thrust, you realize that you aren't getting raped.
You're getting fucked.
"Nonononono!" you scream internally. You're a boy! Boys don't get fucked! You keep tell yourself that ass I stuff my cock into your butt over and over. You close your eyes and grit your teeth and feel precum drizzle from your erect penis as I fuck you closer and closer to orgasm. And as I release myself inside of you, almost smothering you with my weight as I drive as deep as I possibly can, you experience a pleasure you didn't know existed. And in that moment, you become my woman.

How did you guys celebrate today's Summer Solstice?

>>149328749
They're going to mouthfuck the Doyers again and again this weekend

>>149328841
sacrificed a goat on a pentagram

>>149328841
today was the solstice? fuck yeah, winter can't come soon enough

>>149328841
by sitting in front of my computer and posting in /mlb/

CMOOOOOO\
FIRST MLB HOMER IN SUCH A CLUTCH MOMENT TO TIE THE GAME
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149328853
Lord Stanley honorary American hes been here Legally for decades OWO

>>149328754
how should i know, i don't follow your shitty team

>supposed top 10 hitter (not sure why) makes big stink about how he wants to play actual baseball and not meme ass arcade DH shit to the point he gets traded to another team because he's a team cancer
>gets immediate revenge game against old team that betrayed him
>is in DH role
>goes 0 for
SAD

>>149328841
scratched my nutsack an extra 2 times

>>149328853
>seemlessly transcend in to
?

>>149328768
heh

>>149328853
thank you anon, bless

>>149328870
Who's that Pokémon?

>>149328852
Nooo

Seidler needs to sell the Padres to someone who is willing to relocate the franchise out of San Diego.

>>149328276
those aren't my favorite teams thoughever

>>149328768
>YOU SAID YOU'LL LIGHT A CANDLE ON MY BIRTHDAY
>happy birthday lil bro

>>149328890
Considering it literally took an act of congress just to get rid of Dan in Washington DC.. Good luck

>>149328890
they should move from San Diego to Mission Valley(bring back the Murph)

>Royals 4 - 2 Padres
>Dodgers 4 - 2 Nationals
Pottery

>>149328914
Dems killed the chickens, bucko.

>>149328914
I don’t support Cheeto man. I just hate divegrass

>>149328907
It's the new rap sensation Notorious F.A.T he LARGE lad, he HEFTY boi, he THICC. C H O N K

Has anyone considered that maybe Tatis just stands too close to the plate

>>149328940
PRRRRT

Dodgers donating $1 mil to illegal aliens

>>149328890
Yeah if the lawsuit can't be resolved, both should just doce force sale it ro either Kroenke or Steve balmer. Not even no TV, failure to extend Soto (Siedler would have) and cheap minor players. Are hands are tied!

>>149328781
Nazrinfag buy her Fumo
You have no excuse
https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?gcode=GOODS-04499121

STOP DOING THAT

>>149328966
*grindr

>>149328966
This sign was probably funnier in her head

>>149328966
She turned around to show it the crowd and get live updoots and some old woman frowned at her and protested, "We can't see"

>friend sends me like 4-8 reels a day
>I take the time to see them all and react to them, often replying with a funny comment even though I find most of them to be bad/boring
>The rare time I send him one he doesn't even comment on it and just replies with more

>jints
it has never at any point in time been more over

Isn't Tatis the guy who was recently outed as being a deadbeat with a bunch of unclaimed kids?

MIGGY RO

ROJAS DINGER

WTF!?

>>149328964
I have a Nazrin keychain! Okie maybe I should, I still need Nue Houjuu and Nazrin. Also we still need better bats and catchers who can hit....

MIGGY-RO HOLY SHIT

Dinger

>>149328988
If you rely on Instagram reels to sustain a relationship or friendship consider finding someone who shares your interests so you can have an actual conversation

>giving up a dinger to miggy ro
this nats pitcher is trash

>>149328988
This happens with me too, i feel bad if i don't but they never do the same.

>>149328997
Well he is brown.

>>149329001
You might not get another chance for a few years

ok I'm switching to the Sox/giants game

Wash is doing alright

>>149329008
look at her go!

Stop

>>149329014
probably top 5ish in the league. we lucked out he wasn't as sharp as he normally can be.

>>149329014
the benchwarmers deserve a little bit of the spotlight!

>>149328993
>Score more than 4 runs in idk how long
>still losing

Ahhh

never had any doubt

I cannot believe White Sox just gave up Sheets like that. We love Dairy Bonds very much.

>>149329047
die

good thing rojas didsomething cause ohtranny sure wasn't

Sox take the lead.

>Ohtani in clutch situations
>does nothing
>Dodgers ahead
>Can't even statpad anymore
he's slipping...

>Dave gets ejected or suspended
>dodgers play better
Dave should’ve gotten a bigger suspension

>>149329060
Almost like manager isn't a real job

>>149328914
my man is stuck in february

CMO SINGLEHANDEDLY CARRYING THIS TEAM RIGHT NOW

why would anyone want to be the manager youre always the fall guy if shit goes wrong but never get credit if the team does well

Miggy Ro has more pop than Mookie

>Bogey back
>aggressive baserunning
oh yeah, we're back to how we were at the start of the season

>>149329052
>>149329057
Maybe he's still sore from yesterday. Drove in a run earlier thoughbeit

>>149329054
>that little bitch contact goes out
Damn, Manfred must really hate Devers bitching his way out to be feeding randoms the Judge balls

>hitting nationals now
we're just asking for a brawl

>>149329080
good money

>>149329024
It must be scary to be that old and have health problems. I hope he's okay.

annoys me when bums like rojas and conforto get a hit because i know it buys them another week or two of sucking shit

>>149329096
Your bullpen is a bunch of thugs. Criminal scum!

>Poodres
BAU BAU!

>>149329116
There's always a chance they get good though. Pages and Muncy looked as bad as them in spring and look at them now

Jake Cronenworth looked kind of sad at that force out, he wants to get the bounce back Bogey is going through too...

>>149329116
we shitcanned Heyward a day after he hit a walk off homerun, didn't we?

I'm going to bed

>>149329140
Yeah that was weird. He was a fan favorite too.

>>149329136
He's mid at best, he left his glory days in 2022 NLDS after that clutch hit against Vesia.

>>149329148
Good. Don't wake up.

>>149329054
I guess Red Sox won the trade. No wonder why the fans whined about it. It was all Devers fault for not wanting to play 1B. Genius move by old senile Henry.

Here comes the grand slam

>>149329151
>He was a fan favorite too.
lol no he wasn't

>Come back late to tie the game
>Put in a shitter reliever
>Lose
>Poodres

JUMBO JACK SECURED

>>149329016
I feel you bro

>>149329190
Even Dodgers fans don’t like you. Kys

>>149329140
lmao yeah they did and he was pissed about according to interviews. maybe that motivated him to join the pooston and poodres right after

>>149329186
easy to root for but easily replaceable

>>149329190
>Being this obsessed over the Padres
>Anime slop

You were bullied in HS weren't you?

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

Gustavo!

>yates
no way he gets out of this unscathed

>>149329173
devers is quite literlaly the only consistent person getting on base on the jints

AHHHHHHHH ROYALS

>suffering through vtubers

steeeerike threee

>>149329229
yup

GO AHEAD WILD PITCH

>>149329225
>MS-13
They had to go with the low hanging fruit instead of pulling out a gang from that infographic that gets posted here often

>>149329116
I just accept they are rest day bums that you can't get TOO mad at, though I'd rather have Outman even though he was clearly a one year wonder. What I cannot forgive is how frequently Kim gets pulled for MUH MATCHUPS (especially when he statistically hits twice as well against lefties)

Pride month is ruining Jason Adam's :(

Keep the pressure on 'em, boys!

>>149329229
Least it wasn't a grand slam

>>149329246
NEVERMIND
Fuck you Rengifo, don't get hit next time

you kissless weirdo virgins do realize the mets lost yesterday don't you?

Doggies don't give up!

DAT CATCH by Conforto

CUMFARTO WITH THE CATCH

CUMFARTO

COMFY-TO

Could’ve gone worse

Conforto bailing out the shitter Yates

CONFORTO YOU SON OF A BITCH

>yates
yuck. what was the point of getting rid of braiser again?

STOP TRYING TO BUNT RETARD

>>149329297
shitters gotta stick together

confortos leash just got 3 miles longer

fuck that adds another few weeks of conforto

>>149329301
For a big brain front office that finds diamonds in the rough at position players all the time, they are maximum retarded when it comes to relief pitching

ROYALS ROYALS ROYALS

>>149329301
he was elite like a year ago lmao

>>149329317
the bp won the WS for us last year

We're getting swept aren't we jintsbros

Red Sox won the trade

Keep the game tied Jansen, then with the top of the order coming up i still like our chances.

mookie slap!

Mookie Slap!

MOOKIE DOUBLE SLAP

>>149329301
Most of the dodgers pitching staff is injured you stupid ungrateful bandwagoner

MY A'sies

>>149329349
Love this DL nigga so much.

>>149329275
based

willie free bags

why would they name a pitcher after a vessel?

MLB parents be like

>how can we annoy our child who has made it past AAA and poverty ball?

Oh I know!

Pic related

Baseball parents are THE WORST!

>>149329358
Even so he and Scott were the big name big money acquisitions supposed to be THE guys. I don't know how the Dodgers fell for it, top 5-10 relievers who change teams always turn into blown save machines 99% of the time

>be Padres
>perpetual seethe against Doyers
>ugly series with consecutive losses and HBPs
>rightfully beans Ohtani, but in the worst possible way (up and in, straight for the head, 100mph, hits pitching arm)
>suddenly becomes the bad guy despite there being fault on both sides
>gets manhandled by the fucking Royals the day after
>free falling in the division standings
Where did it all go so wrong?

>>149329395
what the fuck.

Oh look Walker is pitching excellently. Too bad he shits the bed when he goes in with the lead

>>149329395
Thanks mom and dad

>>149329398
Scott seems to have found his groove though. He's actually functioning as a closer

>>149329400
Just what do you mean by "the fucking Royals"

>>149329358
>bro our injury prone staff is injured again
>let's ship our bullpen depth away for nothing
do you see how fucking stupid you sound?

>>149329395
Lol holy shit. White ppl are the worst

>>149329402
They were there every AA game.

Jesus Christ…

Redpill me on the "nu" known as "tho".

>>149329400
I’ve seen more Dodgers fans still fuming about it than I have Padres fans. Not gonna tell you to move on but I think most Dads fans have

>>149329395
lmao who's their son?

so much for the promising start to the inning

>>149329400
For now, Suarez will leave the Padres and join the Chunichi Dragons, where he will aim to win the championship.

>>149329430
?? Obviously Dodgers fans are the ones seething, the Padres were the ones in the wrong

Where's nu tho?

>>149329395
what if they're not just careless and instead they made sure their son knows what they do

>>149329436
That’s for the /mlb/ autists to determine

Dad is obviously tall

>>149329395
Make this the next OP please
God damn she is hot!

>>149329430
>abloo bloo Dave Roberts should have been suspended more games
>Suarez dindu nuffin, 3 games is too much for a closer (lol)

baking

>>149329336
The Red Sox are going to win the World Series.

>>149329374
I like it.

>>149329395
Do ‘toids really?

>>149329455
>Swingers
>involved in baseball
Makes sense

Kek these people either have no opsec or they figured out an endless attention glitch.

Swing batter batter batter swing!

God damn i should stop doubting Kenley Jansen

Need it

>>149329486
often painful to watch but has a very clear idea about what he's trying to do

>>149329499
>>149329499
>>149329499

>>149329498
>>149329498

>>149329508
>>149329510

>>149327568
The ol' 6-finger AI salute.