>the Phillies win
>the Eagles win

Oh yeah, it's Durantula time

>league home readers total home runs facing off against each other: big dumpster 0 schwarbarian 1
HANG THE BANNER

my phillies threw out some permanent AAA-cel cause alvarado's coming back tomorrow just to give the kid a debut and the mariners still couldn't come back

total mariner death

>oh fuck didn't finish my project for work
>log-on to wfh job at 7 am
>shit the demo with the clients is in 3 hours
>open VS
>furiously type a description of what I need my code to do into copilot
>AI Wizard: Yeah, no problem, here's your program dude just hit go
>it works
>open word
>load all of my coworker's recent project docs into copilot + my program
>"make it look like this"
>AI Genie: easy peasy my man
>it's fine
>demo with clients
>"yeah that looks fine"
>docusign'd
>bullshit my way through more client meetings
>realized I worked seven hours, take lunch, just gotta spend an hour doing my time card
>get to watch mariners, cubs, and phillies baseball for the rest of the day
>mfw good healthcare + WFH + unlimited pto
UNEMPLOYEDCELS SEETHING

>>150190102
>intentionally dropping the series against the >Resd so that the >Mest fall out of playoff contention

Phillies won that one btw

>stealing home
Unfathomably kino

>E2 WALK-OFF
still counts as one, put that in the win column

2 games up

>>149505326
>he doesn't have faith in Captain Kerk
>3 Ks
sit the FUCK down!

>>149326687
>Your National League East Division Leaders, the Philadelphia Phillies!
idk why I love the umpires double safe call after both of them scored so much

>>149280489
>team called the Talons
>uniform is Eagles-colored
>top of the standings
why didn't you guys lead off with this? I haven't seen this team once in your baitposts, I would have been hooked from the start

>>149222222
basedkini!

>>149222259
>>149222222
kek!