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>>149218929BOS: The Red Sox are trading Rafael Devers to the Giants for Kyle Harrison, Jordan Hicks and more, according to FanSidedโs Robert Murray
WSH: The Nationals plan to promote top prospect Brady House from Triple-A Rochester on Monday
ATH: Mason Miller converted his 14th save of the year with a scoreless ninth Sunday against the Royals
SD: Fernando Tatis Jr. went 4-for-5 with a pair of doubles, three runs scored, an RBI and a stolen base on Sunday as the Padres bested the Diamondbacks 8-2 in Arizona
SEA: J.P. Crawford went 1-for-3 and blasted a grand slam on Sunday afternoon, powering the Mariners to a 6-0 victory over the visiting Guardians
MIL: Quinn Priester limited the Cardinals to one run over six innings in a victory Sunday
NYM: Tylor Megill struck out three in a row after two singles to start the ninth and earned his 15th save Sunday against the Cardinals
TEX: Luke Jackson slammed the door on the White Sox on Sunday afternoon, working a scoreless ninth inning to preserve a one-run advantage
HOU: Mauricio Dubรณn delivered a game-winning hit in the 10th as the Astros edged the Twins 2-1 on Sunday
PHI: Nick Castellanos went 1-for-5 with a grand slam against the Blue Jays on Sunday
My dick comes in all sizes
Posting in the Dodgers general!
Red Sox fans are paying for all that bad karma they poured out into the world.
>Father's Day
>I'll never experience this
Why even live bros?
>>149221852Is that a throwback Boston Dodgers jersey?
>>149221854i'll buy you a balloon bro
>>149221846What does this mean? I'm a newfag
>yates
oh yeah, time for the giants to take this
>>149221854>I'll never experience thisWhy you say that? Are you infertile? Or are you homosex?
>>149221870>fundies actually believe this
dodgers won't lose, right? i'm going to jump in the pool
>>149221878rank and file cope
>>149221885>Are you infertile?he's on 4chan so yes
How will Dave Roberts choke this?
not one white kid in that mlb commercial
Remember to keep it Cubgers related
>espn exclusive
You shitting me?! Whatโs the fucking point of paying full price for mlb.tv then? I got fucking swindled
>>149221894dont forget to bring some free weights and a plastic bag
>>149221878kek newfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBBKqPDbhcw
>>149221854Just be yourself, bro!
Kek
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>>149221909Lost to this kek
devers is fucking giant now
>>149221930it depresses me that you guys save shit like this
>>149221812 (OP)Why are the Red Sox stupid?
>>149221930I could strike him out on three pitches
>>149221941Misery porn and doomscrolling is one hell of a thing
>>149221909Thatโs fucked up kek
>>149221953You're hurting the planet with your selfishness
these giants are very good
Oh yeah, they're blowing it
Devers went from an organization that is dead in the water to a team in the most hotly contested division in baseball.
Devers gives the Giants a legit shot at winning the division.
My jints are still in this!
why is the entire NL west full of chokers?
What's "reckercoded", precious? What's "reckercoded"?
>>149221812 (OP)>BOS: The Red Sox are trading Rafael Devers to the Giants for Kyle Harrison, Jordan Hicks and more, according to FanSidedโs Robert Murraykek...KEK!!!
Kirby sucks. Put in Tanner Scott
>>149221964somehow this jap is always the buggest creep itt
>>149221973Bucknor fucked Yates by missing a strike 3 call
so the dodgers will now win 5-4, big deal
Ooooh I'm gettin horny now!
>>149222018Straight up Reckercoded
We need the doctors advice
>>149222003show some gratitude
>>149221870this is how I know it's a vpn, that's now how it's said in japanese
>>149222009>fundies actually believe this
>>149222033>that's nowHow now?
>>149222003you definitely think multiple japs are one guy but okay
bros i came here to shitpost about baseball not to feel depressed
>>149222051Reddit has better baseball discussion
>>149222001dafuq are you laughing at? The Yankees lost 5 of 6 to below-500 Red Sox team and exposed all the same flaws they had last season. Yankees are going to go on a slide here, and that is while other teams are getting hot. The Yankees are no lock to win that division, not with that very top-heavy lineup, terrible base running, poor fielding, and a complete lack of urgency.
>>149222055and how would you know?
>yo chica we sing the national anthem en ingles here? Comprende?
>>149221964I knew a guy in highschool who told me he was afraid of having a daughter, because he didn't think he'd be able to stop himself from molesting her.
Can Sasaki just get surgery already? It was recommended he get TJ a few years ago and he still hasn't done it. JUST DO IT BRO. WE CAN WAIT.
CMON DOGGIES, DON'T GIVE UP
>What's everyone doing after the game?
I'll be watching pic related
>>149221964>>149222027these regular nip girls are superior to literally every one of those assless koreans the mest bugposter posts.
>espn game
>talking about shoes again
>>149222055go back, fagit
decoy
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I could suck a male penis
>>149222087sounds like a Filipina name
>>149222087You've obviously never traveled anywhere
>>149222086This is how white people normally react to blacks before getting brainwashed by jews
>>149222057ใใใ is more accurate
>>149222103Chop on, brutha!
>>149222093>Do you know who also wears shoes?>Rafael Devers who just got traded to the Giants.>Here's Juanito Perez, SFG's official balls handler with more on the subject
>Swept the T___s with 3 'literally who' starters
>Agent Bregman causing havoc in Boston
Good weekend
so tanner scott is good again?
>>149222087You let that little hapa live rent free in your head lmao
>>149222114that's chiba lotte marines
>>149222055real life is for "discussion"
the internet is for shitposting
simple as
>>149222153some of us donโt have irl baybaw frens :(
>>149222104doesn't look flip and the food packaging has japanese on it.
>>149222155Jack in the box is like the little ceasars of burgers, people say it sucks but won't skip a chance if they were offered some.
>>149222149>that's chiba lotte marinesMarine fan. ZOZO Marine Stadium in Chiba and other stadiums.
>>149222106never to asia, but that has no bearing on those girls being hotter than the assless koreans posted.
DOYERS WIN!
>DOYERS WIN!
DOYERS WIN!
>DOYERS WIN!
DOYERS WIN!
>DOYERS WIN!
Doyers win!
>>149222086What is the message being conveyed by this television program?
gg Jints
see you next time
based tanner scott
he's good again
>>149222087>regular nip girlsthe little girl is a filipino-jap mix and the girl in blue is taiwanese
>>149222186Fundies FUCK ya!
Old lady cleavage spotted
Wasn't half bad
tanner scott, i apologize...
2 big mighty meaty feminine! female! Booty butt CHEEKS
Good series Jints, cya in July
>>149222200What is this creature
>>149222182Well I have, your opinion is invalid
>>149222246Cared enough to reply
>>149222246>t. seething vagiants fag
>>149222200Great digits for a consistently great Koroneposter
>>149222193>>149222237gg doyers. see ya in September
>>149222246fuck off retard
literal good game doyers, hjelle held his weight
both our teams will look different next time
GG Jints. Good series. West Coast Best Coast.
gg jints
see you next month
>>149222230Feminine?
Female?
>>149222269This. Your guy on the mound got traded right b4 first pitch, but the substitute held his own. Hopefully Devers doesn't give you all a ton of problems.
>>149222215>Old lady cleavage The best kind of we're being honest.
>need a super team to beat a AA team
Lol
>>149222296i think buster knew this might be a wrap with taking him off the mound but im so happy to see hjelle back on the mound.
Considering chapman is a in house fave and he at best devers will be a DH he better bend the knee and not be a fucking jackass
>>149222277kek I miss the old game threads
>>149221951buster just called em and they said sure
KEK
Ohtani was 3/3 with 3 singles, and 1 walk. Not a very Ohtani like game. He didn't strike out once!
>Yeah Pages is making a case for an All-star call. He's been flying under the radar this season...
>But you know what's NOT flying under the radar?
>The Red Sox trading Rafael Devers to the Giants
Fucking ESPN, lmao. They just had to say it one final time, didn't they?
>>149222003no one cares gook
>>149222344So do you want Devers at 3rd while Chapman heals? Or just have him at DH the whole time?
>>149222399holy rent free lmao
>>149222399Bit racist donโt you think English teacher?
>>149222335The poodre checks must have started bouncing
>>149221870more likeใใธใฃใผในใใณ
Doyers = Tacos
Dojaasu = Takoyaki
Know the difference
Am I the only Jints fan who feels pessimistic over the Devers trade?
The only (you) I got was from a spammer. I'm tired of this. Baseball is dead.
>>149222458isn't that ovious some gooks here genuinely hate nips? i don't mind though
dodgers got swept by the angels shit happens
>>149222573It's all one bug spammer
>Hololive EN 3rd concert will in Radio City Music Hall NYC in late August
>Yankees will be at home against the Red Sox at that time
HOLOLIVE NIGHT AT YANKEE STADIUM! LET'S GO!
>>149222524Hey ChatGPT, make the Mets fan a deformed African baby smoking a blunt and holding a 2024 NLDS flag.
astros won, in case you forgot
Word is that the Red Sox owner was pissed off at Devers for not wanting to play 1B, so he demanded that the front office trade Devers. Now Devers plays for the Giants where he could best help the team by playing 1B.
Awfully scummy of the Red Sox owner, I must say.
>>149222573>gooks hereyou mean the one Mets Koreaboo that spans kpop idols and the one dodgers Koreaboo that argues with him that theyโd be dodger fans? Theyโre prob both Mexican.
>>149222550You aren't excited about a slow base runner who can't field but has an excellent bat?
Mets and Yankees lost btw
>>149222667Yankees are the most overrated team in baseball
>>149222573It's white men on both sides. Crackers move to East Asian and become Japanese/Korean/Chinese ultranationalists. A strange phenomenon.
>>149222445not him but if his glove is rusty I keep him at dh for 1-2 games
boston fly in on friday so hopefully we'll get all that initial awkwardness done and over with quickly
>>149222550Trading for a guy who can only hit and is on a 10 year contract? I don't blame you.
>>149222641Youโre retarded. Iโm positive itโs your first time watching baseball. Yankees own this division. Stop coming here. Your team isnโt gonna make it. IDC if the Red Sox trade away their entire roster and the Yankees look lost.
>>149222728get him some ointment for this sick burn
>>149222633Yankees would never do an anime night.
>>149222635Hereโs your lore accurate slop
>>149222711>The Yankees are the world champions of April and May, you guys!You know there is still two-thirds of the season still to play, right? And you know the current crop of Yankees have never won a thing, right? That roster has no championship pedigree. No more Soto. You didn't really buy into all of that "We don't need Soto anymore" bullshit, did you?
>>149222524the giants AIslop should be happy about devers
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>>149222788reckerpostersโฆ is this true?
Tell me about the mest fan. Why does he wear the bag?
>>149222550the free agency market for hitters is a dice roll the giants almost never win, you either do this or twiddle your thumbs
Ghost
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>>149222859sell the team bros hold fastโฆ it canโt happen.
>>149222445def on third till chapman gets better
just found out they can platoon easily so whatever works for putting someone on DH and let wilmer take a day
>>149222695yea next friday gonna be sillytime
>>149222811Baseball isnโt a one-man sport. You really think a teamโs success should hinge on one guy? All that pedigree nonesense. Yankees have the pieces, momentum, and hunger to get it done. When October comes, donโt be surprised when weโre the only ones standing.
>>149222850It's true. Most Mets fans are jews. The rest are mostly fags.
>>149222653the winners are the ones knocking it out of the park, not standing around like some goof waiting for a pop fly
stop being weird about japanese girls
>>149222644>>149222694i don't think so. i mean, there are cases like that too, but i'm pretty sure that people tend to absolutely underestimate how many nationalistic asians posting from the us, canada, austaralia, etc there are in general. that's kinda interesting.
>>149222875>disastrous minor spelling error dot gifcan* happen
>>149222906>Is Recker a fag?Is Recker white?
>>149222919Well Iโm not Korean and that other Japanese flag is always posting weird old man creep porn webms sooooo whatโre we arguing about here?
Rangers win.
Chihuahuas win 7-1.
>https://x.com/hgomez27/status/1934431517230481569?t=vUE2rjPNjKZgBeYC9ZjUVg&s=19
>Boston just sends devers in a taxi instead of a flight
They have some humiliation fetish, don't they?
>>149222087no they're not
>>149222919Cracker says what?
>>149222968Does it really matter?
>>149222968Do you think Fenway Park has a landing strip or something?
>>149222968A flight to Fenway park? Based retard.
>>149222894youre a cucknadian thoughever
>>149222992usually when you rebuttal, you provide proof to argue your case...
>>149222968Most intelligent poodrepaco
>>149222946you are talking about a very specific case and i have no idea about the jap flag always posing old man porn here despite i see this general frequently meanwhile i'm talking about the thing in general
>>149223072It does when your whore mother is in town
Ah I fucked up, my bad guys. Was side tracked.
>>149223212No youโre just retarded
>>149222890>Yankees have the pieces, momentum, and hunger to get it done.Really? When did those things arrive? Hunger? The Yankees haven't shown any signs of hunger or urgency since the early 2000's. Pieces? The Yankees rotation is comical. Fried is the real deal but no one trusts the head-case Rodon in any big game. Who is going to take the mound in the postseason? Clarke Schmidt? Will Warren? Come back to reality, son.
You trust that bullpen? You trust Devin Williams in a big spot? If you, you are the only one. Mark Leiter Jr? Ian Hamilton? Brent Headrick? Yerry De los Santos? That is what is known as the soft underbelly of the roster. The Yankees bullpen is a joke.
Who is getting the big hits in the postseason? Judge is a world-class choker in the postseason. Other than Goldschmidt who turns 38 in September, who? LeMahieu turns 37 in a month. Who? Volpe who strikes out like crazy? Dominguez who strikes out even more than Volpe? Wells? He is already struggling and will inevitably diminish as the season progresses as all catchers do. Grisham who is destined to revert to the mean? Bellinger who has been slowly grinding down to the mediocre hitter he was the last years? Ben Rice? Oswald Peraza? Please don't say old man Giancarlo Stanton is going to step and pretend that his bones aren't made of thin glass and his flesh isn't made of dried leaves.
>>149223236you are cucknadian thoughever
>>149223232Let's talk about dem holes
wtf is ''the jap flag always spamming oldman creep porn''. i honestly have no idea. is it just me?
>>149223300yes, it's a known issue that japan is facing a population crisis
>>149223294nah Iโm good thanks tho!
Shohei Ohtani will be the starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers tomorrow night against the San Diego Padres.
>>149222728>>149222222Psychogang owns your stankin azz
>>149223354I fuckin wish, I'm going to the game
Hold onto your fucking butts people.
It's happening
>>149222949Take back lockridge and Tyler Wade, chihuahua anon.
>>149223354>700 gorillion bux
>>149223366Is this the work of Psychogang?
>>149223370>wanting to see someone injure themselves
doyer pacos about to be working overtime defending why he has a 20ERA
>>149223294can't decide if this is kind of cool or really gay
>>149223294I would be afraid to pass someone my phone. I have too much porn on it.
>>149223236Fried is elite, Rodon has potential and isnโt his 2024 self, just look up the savant page, Schmidt is growin, and Gil is coming back (sub-3 ERA, ALROTY). Williams is great if you just ignore his early games (regressed likely due to adjustments), and we have Weaver and legit setup guys like Cruz this year.
There are no clear World Series winners this year because every contender has risks (dodgers injuries, Mets hitting, cubs pitching). We still need bullpen arms and beside that weโre all set.
Judge had big postseason spots and is a great player that gets us there in the first place, also Stanton? You said it yourself. NLCS MVP. But yeah, letโs see whoโs left in October.
>>149223374>Have ohtani pitch against Padres and not Giants>world series replicas, Blake Snell and other petty giveaways to rub it ahainst Padres faceOkay, sure lol idk what to say but lol "another game in June" Yeah right.
>>149223294heckin wholesome :)
>>149223294No Asians?!? NO ANIME?!?!!?! Grrrrrrrr
why even call this /mlb/ you all just only talk dodgers
>>149223462>heckin wholesome :)reckin wholesome. Amirite?
>>149223327South Korea's got it even worse than Japan, lowest fertility rate in the world even including wartime Ukraine
>implying manfred wonโt script an Ohtani no hitter
>>149223374Has he been doing rehab starts?
>>149223481>>heckin wholesome :)>reckin wholesome. Amirite?reckin holesome iykwim
>>149223510it's fake retard
>>149223497He's only gonna pitch 1-2 innings as an opener for Casparius
>>149223524No itโs not. ESPN already confirmed it
doyerpaco is thinking about the trashcans again
>>149223477we wish they would leave desu
>>149223477I try to talk about Padres but I get warnings from doyers jannies :( guess they don't like it when I call Raiders the S word lol
>>149223562I stand corrected. was not expecting this.
>>149223596Youโll never be white and you admitted youโre a mestizo
Have you ever been a two-way player?
>>149223596Because your team sucks ass. How was your No Kings Day protest yesterday?
>>149223524Dave Vassegh confirmed on Dodgers post game radio show
>>149223596Babe, whereโs dinner?
>>149223636Based last redpilled paco in LA proper
>>149223625Ur mum was a two-way player in college lel
I don't care about Ohtani
I, myself, am a fan of 2hu the Dadspie.
>>149223688But, you cared enough to post about him anon
>>149223477I talk about the Angels all the time. But there's only like 2 of us left who give a shit about this stupid ass team.
>>149223703Whatโs a 2hu? New faggot?
>>149223703Thatโs somebodyโs wife
>>149223477anime immigrants fill the thread, what am i to do?
>>149223625>fielders aren't "two way" playershuh...
just a reminder: Zach Grienke has more post season at bats than Ohtani
>>149223733Boston Doyers fans are projecting again.
>>149223327japs don't give two shits about american politics on race in general and the jap immigrants are so irrelevant on anything since japs don't migrate to anywhere much after ww2
might try to cop tickets for tomorrow's game in light of this news
The Dadspie known as "2hu".
>>149223822Sheโs a soon to be Momspie of Manny Jr
dodging trolleys back in boston omkek
>>149223772Reddit has better baseball discussion
>>149223903but how is their anime discussion?
>forgot again
Thus concludes another thrilling day of baseball! Did your team win today?!
>>149223477nah, we talkin' bout the fightin's here! SAID!
>>149223446Do you even hear yourself? You are desperately trying to convince yourself that the Yankees are championship contenders. Fried is very good. So? Lots of teams have one really good pitcher. Rodon has potential? Schmidt is growing? Gil is coming back? Sounds like every team in baseball. Williams is a mental case. He cannot, I repeat, cannot pitch effectively in big situations of big games. Cruz? A 35 year old pitcher with three years of experience who only pitched for the Reds and who's ERA over the last two seasons is around 4.90? That's the guy you think is legit? You're new to baseball, aren't you. And Stanton? His MVP season was eight seasons ago. Stanton has been league average for three years now. He's washed.
>>149223941they won and I randomly had tickets to tomorrow's game so I will be there
I NEED MY YOUS PLEASE GIVE ME YOUS REMEMBER SAILOR MOON???
>trading for a guy who only hits
shiggydiggy
Does anyone want to see my power rankings?
>>149223992>he thinks itโs just one person>>149224000Sure
>>149223979>animeso it's gay pride monday in LA huh
>>149224016It is, and they got butthurt when other people started posting it then it got spammed for like two days.
>>149223963Yankees just arenโt as doomed as you think, they went to the World Series last year and are on pace to go again. Regardless of the outcome, the point stands. They are a contending team you AI faggot.
>>149224043Itโs not, but I remember that day
>>149223963I feel like the Yankees are contenders purely because of how weak the al is. Once you get to the championship series you're a contender imo and the Yankees could do that only having to beat like the Rays and Tigers/stros
>Sogay pitching against the Poodres
Yeah thatโs must see tv and I say this as a cardinals fan
>>149224059>they went to the World Series last year and are on pace to go againThey went to the World Series last year because the Orioles got knocked out and the Astros got knocked out. They went to the World Series with Soto hitting in front of Judge. This year, no more Soto and Judge has no protection in the lineup.
>>149224104We have Fried, Rodon, and Schmidt for anchors in our rotation with Judge, Bellinger, and Rice in the lineup as hitters. We literally just need bullpen arms and a little bit of hope that our injured players come back strong Stanton/Gil.
Itโs a contending team as is, not perfect by any means. Some acquisitions WOULD be nice.
>>149224146Hopefully one comebacker to the head
Schmidt means Smith
Goldsmith
>>149224146Goddamn man I hope he tears every ligament in his yellow arm.
>>149224154My nigga catching strays, not cool
>>149224154Yeah the Yankees are definitely contenders idk what that anon is talking about this idea that losing Soto completely ruined their chances of winning a WS is pretty ridiculous and just obviously not true when you consider the additions they made to their team
>>149224171what a shitty thing to say about the man who allows you to dream
>>149224193Joe Davis is such a theater kid faggot
>>149224206basedโฆ BASED!!
SHOHEI WILL PITCH TOMORROW!
>>149224236nobody cares doyerpaco
Elly might be the most talented player I've ever seen at Comerica. The combination of power, speed, and arm strength is honestly stupid. He might be just be a good player due to inconsistent play, but I'm guessing he puts it together sooner than later.
When is the next baseball game?
>>149224236everybody cares doyerchad
>>149224246his head is too small to be a great player
>>149224126Was Mike Shildt bullpen management always sucky? He keeps putting the same lineup everyday bleh also gibs nootbaar
>>149224246Feels like this has been the sentiment for a while
Time for my DOYERGODS to MOLEST and BRUTALIZE the POODRES! Komplete S-W-E-E-P, WE KANNOT be BEAT becavse THE POWER of the RIGHT SIDE of HISTORY is FVNNELING POWER into SVRGING LA... BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSST! NL WEST, SVCKLE VS!
>>14922425619 and a half hours...
>>149224245What is a โPacoโ? I have no idea.
It sounds cute so Iโm honored to be called that way
>devers gone
this is the worst birthday of my life
>>149224286Replacer of whitoids
>>149224286it's a semi common Hispanic name
>>149224289Worse feel: this trade or when the dodgers left Boston?
>>149224283>dumb frogpostergood go kill yourself
>>149224289How Deverstating
OHTANI ON DECK, POODRES ON ALL FOVRS! SPREAD 'EM, WE SPANK ZESTY MILITARDY BOYZ FOR SVVVRGE!
>>149224289We can still trade you Xander, Rox bro.. I'll throw in some pitching as well.
>>149224275Very much so. Strikes out way too much and has way too many fielding errors. Dunno if immaturity or natural learning curve, but he's only 23 years old and the ceiling is otherworldly. His relay to nab Baez was insane to see in person.
>Ohtani will pitch against the Padres tomorrow
lol
Who are the yellow Whitoids?
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>>149224311We respect frogs on this board
>>149224146This man regularly gets skullfucked by the Padres, don't know why they're playing him in a June game that does not matter. But let the POODRES dream, it's their World Series and we already won the first!
>>149224325Cirrhosis patients
>>149224337>pre-coping do boston doyers fans really?
>>149224295jokes on you, hispanics are white
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who will come out on top
>Ohtani's line against the Padres the last time he faced them:
>5IP, 7H, 5ER, 2HR, 4BB
>3 of those hits and one of the home runs was Jake Cronenworth
>The other home run was Bogaerts
Yeah I'm not worried
>>149224381speaking of, are they gonna change ohtani's picture to a pitching picture rather than a hitting one
>>149224381>who will come out on topMe on ur mum lel
Iโm a proud fruit picker
>>149224427are you someone pushing 30 making mom jokes
>>149224381Cease made the doggies look like little bitches in front of Dororong. Ohtani hasn't pitched against Major League level hitters in over a year and a half
>>149224309when /nesn/ threads died
doyers got exactly what they wanted with this announcement, look how much of a frenzy the doyerpacos are
>>149224391>.239 average batting against Poodres>godawful pitching stats against themHe literally struggles against them and makes the Poodres look like the Yankees. They should just bench him as PH.
>>149222695I was going to take a short trip to San Francisco to see the Sox play the Giants but ended up bailing on the idea because my son has little league playoffs. It would have been weird to see Devers as a Giant.
>>149224433As evident how WDOs pick low hanging fruit
>>14922443850 actually, cope cletus
>>149224433sounds exhausting desu
>>149224490Just like being a fan of my mettiejetties!
>>149224475even sadder loser
REMINDER:
>WHITE DODGODS BVLL STATS:
>1ST IN HR
>1ST IN RUNS
>4TH IN STRIKEOUTS
LEARN YOVR PLACE AND SVCKLE WHEN A GOD IS SPEAKING!
>>149224337>>149224391probably it'll be just one or two innings, according to Roberts
>>149224523reminder: 38 games against sub .500 teams
next closest is 33
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>>149224528>shohei openertani
>>149224523How about wins and losses my subhuman friend
>>149224467It's actually crazy, apparently his stats against the padres offensively are his worst compared to all other teams he's faced. And if that pitching performance is indicative of future games, it'd be his worst team to face pitching too. If he gets made into a fool tomorrow as well, I can't imagine any reason why Dave Roberts would even use him against them in the future. They already shuffled their pitching rotation so they wouldn't have to use Kershaw against them since they made a joke of him the last time too.
>>149224523Cubs are gonna fuck ya.
>>149224536lel
Betting line on the poodres batting around ohtani in the 1st inning?
>>149224523Where do they rank in payroll the last 10+ years?
>>149224523>Most games in the league against <.500 teams>22nd in ERA and only getting worse
>>149224547I was just thinking about that. The last time he pitched against the padres he gave up homers. Better off if he started against a non divisional rival. Roberts is retarded
>>149224575they're the 2019 astros, they're going to lose to superior pitching (probably diamondbacks)
>>149224581Who shall be tomorrowโs sacrificial lamb when ohtani implodes?
>>149224594Sauer's got one more in him
>>149224594Itโs already Casparius
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>>149224536>>149224575wait how is that possible when they have the second easiest remaining schedule
>>149224628>balanced schedules
thinking about copping this boston cap
>>149224628methinks it might have something to do with the fact that they have 10 games against de rockies left
>>149224611>>149224617Kek doyerfundies be like
>destroying our major and minor league bullpen arms to punt games is actually le good
>>149224628they play the rockies alot
>Jake Cronenworth 3.6 OPS vs Ohtani
>Machado and Croney both have 1.000 Average against him
>Arraez hits well against him
>even Bogaerts has decent stats against him
literally what are they thinking?
>>149224628we've had a tough last month or so of quality competition with a shaky pitching staff and still aren't much worse for the wear.
/mlb/ utterly mindbroken by ohtani
>>149224675based boston dodgersbro
Is there a rational explanation for why the Red Sox would make this trade? Genuinely serious.
>>149224736Devers is gay.
>>149224736John Henry was sick of Devers shit. Giants are taking on the full salary. Sox can spend that money on different guys they might want to build around now.
>>149223354>>149223374oh shit it's finally happening
inb4 he goes on the 10 day IL on Wednesday
>>149224736I think the biggest takeaway here is new GM hires donโt care what the old regime did. Chaim signed him to that contract extension, not Breslow. And any time that change is made, their valuation of certain players on the roster might differ. Devers simply wasnโt Breslowโs guy in any capacity.
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>>149224736erm... the... the math says its good!
Donโt care. Still swept the Yankeeluigis. Red Sox own you.
>>149224789Henry was behind that. I'm sure Breslow was more than happy to make that move also.
Kek I almost feel bad for the actual dodger fans that post here, but they never call out these retarded newfags so fuck em.
>>149224795A year or so ago I would have never guessed how different my opinion of Jeff Passan would be. I used to think he was just a reporter that loved baseball and cared about some sense of โtruthโ or โobjectivityโ
Thatโs clearly not the case
>>149224707ohtani is actually a decent pitcher so it won't be so hard for him if it's just 2 innings and he can focus on it
>>149224809What have the Red Sox done in the last five years except for winning a regular season game?
>>149224707Probably for the viewership, Manfraud gotta make his money somehow. I bet there's dead and juiced balls in this series.
>>149224839they run interference for us and keep you retards busy replying to them so we can pay attention to the game.
Thoughts? Only Twitter posting coz you fags only reply to pictures but itโs McCutchenโs personal account
>>149224869how is he wrong? both teams did what they wanted to do.
>>149224575Something has to be said about the absolute state of the Dodgers pitching, their arms are mostly dead, like FFS they killed Sasaki and he didn't even get to prove himself properly and got exposed. This is a team that's carried entirely by Freddie, Hernandez, Will, Pages, and Ohtani, but even then Ohtani is so inconsistent and streaky that when he's dead, he's like a lead weight around the rest of the team because he's not contributing anywhere else. The team noticeably sucks a lot more when Ohtani is having a down game, it feels like nobody steps up if he's having a bad game and Roberts usually just punts the game at that point.
That's not even touching upon Muncy where he's having an OK season but he's so fucking out of shape it's embarrassing since the fucker can barely run and got tagged out on what should be a routine base hit several times, Dookie has regressed and is pretty much near his career lows again, Conforto is a black hole that will always be an insta-out. Look at our stats against the best pitchers in the league, we simply get skullfucked and have to get bailed out by either going against bad teams or teams with poor pitching depth. We got humiliated by the Mets and Cardinals because they actually have pitchers that aren't on life support.
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>>149224839easy now, I've been brooklyn dodgerposting all evening
The clip of Xander Bogaerts somehow hitting a grand slam against Ohtani tomorrow will be very funny
>>149224949t. poodrepaco cope
>>149224931This was posted already hours ago. Iโve noticed a lot of surprisingly well hit balls die on the warning track already this year. Hopefully it gets better as the weather warms up.
my favorite anime protagonist is back tomorrow! I canโt wait to flick my little doyer doodle.
at this rate, let decoy take the mound, no one will want to hit a dog, so he'll strike a lot of guys out
>>149224839Itโs a falseflagger but whatever. Still riding the high of this series win
I wish my dad cared about baseball at all
>>149225006Do you think its just a coincidence that the Yankees and Dodgers are leading the league in home runs? Iโm not a naturally cynic person but I also recognize patterns and I feel like once MLB started fucking with balls in 2017 it has opened the doors for legitimate questions to be asked.
Best player in baseball is heating up
poodre pacos malding they couldn't capitalize on the doyers tough stretch of games to even get a temporary whiff of 1st place
>>149224985??? We're still one of the best teams but acting like we're somehow juggernauts is not true at all lmfao, we barely won our first series against the Dads (thanks ump lol) and Jints, they both nearly went 2/3 on us. We're not the 2020-2024 Dodgers anymore.
>>149225106(Im leaning itโs a coincidence btw)
>>149224795I mean we were making big offers to ohtani/yamamoto too, its not like the money wasnt there to spend. Time will tell if he can keep his numbers up tho
Just remembered the Pacogeddon continues tomorrow. Itโs gonna be bad
>>149225106are the teams playing those two teams seeing more homeruns in those games?
>>149225098My dad cares too much about baseball and says itโs rigged whenever we lose. Itโs tiresome.
>>149225147jints 300m contract, to be clear
Anyone else going to the black heritage jersey game later this week?
>>149225115The Mets and Cubs exposed the Dodgers and a team like the Rays would easily do the same lmao
Back on the mound! Hopefully Ohtani doesn't fall victim to the Dodgers pitching curse.
>>149225193I wanna fuck you
>>149225160I would say no, but then I remembered Maldonado hit a home run in the last Dodgers Padres series so I'm inclined to say yes.
>>149225193shut the fuck up
>>149225193The Dodgers are going to be hit by the shitty EN talents curse they'll be dragging out this year. More JPs or Nijisanji would've averted it.
>>149225182>one game over .500 against the doyers for the season for each of those teams>EXPOSED!poodrepaco cope kek
Boston Braves
Boston Red Sox
Boston Dodgers
>>149225155These fuckers already burning through the genny in advance.
>>149225182The Angels exposed the Dodgers. So what? The Dodgers have the longest track record of recent success in the league by far. They have a bunch of high impact pitching expected to return and they also have a strong farm system with which they can trade from if they do feel like they need to add pieces. Still managed to stay in first through the problems also.
>>149225230Shhh, keep sucking my CUBGODCOCK!
>>149225232are Bostonians still salty at O'Malley?
>>149225242>The Dodgers have the longest track record of recent success in the league by far1 title?
>>1492252612, mongoloid. how long has it been since your shitters won 2 division titles, much less World Series'?
>>149225280Is fundie just trust fund or is there a subtle joke Iโm not picking up on
>>149225242>only 1 title in the last 20+ years (2020 fake season doesn't count lmfao)>longest track record of recent successEven fucking LeBum has had more success than the Dodgers lmfao
>>149225242>anaels sweep doyers>stankees sweep anaels>doyers go 2/3 against stankees including a blowout winbaseball
>>149221812 (OP)>BOS: The Red Sox are trading Rafael Devers to the Giants for Kyle Harrison, Jordan Hicks and more, according to FanSidedโs Robert Murray andYou don't need to see the Early Life of the GM over there
>>149225242pacocord hated this one btw
>>149225298wtf is this real??
>doyerpacos are talking about my Padres again
kek obsessed
>>149225298What a fucking rollercoaster holy shit
>>149225298>>149225312shit tier cope. what being a salty also ran does to a mother fucker
New dodgers fan here, how many rings did they win in Boston? And do those count toward the LA dodgers total, or do fans see them as two distinct teams?
>>149225337That poodrepaco definitely is in a bit of a seethe but you have to understand only dodger fans think that ring is legit, itโs not just a hater thing
>>149225345>>149225353honestly can't even blame you retards, either. I'd be mad af also and be saying the same kind of dumb shit probably.
>>149225298Best post Iโve seen on this thread in weeks tbqh
Padres needs more Chad Escondidians on their team, that Milan Illoski dude on SDFC really killing it out there. I do anything to live in Carlsbad or Escondido.
Why don't the Dodgers just move to Tokyo?
>>149225363you already are mad af, lol
>>149225376too many muzzies not enough pacos
>>149225373what the H*CK are you talking about? you need mitch garver
>>149225298The dogโs tail wagging when burying the grenade is great attention to detail lmao
>>149225377you have no idea how grateful and lucky I feel to be a Dodgers fan rn. I feel bad for a lot of you guys but there's more to life than sports.
>posts the lakers mickey mouse ring too
lmao, he is seething
>>149225280Kek, it's kinoshita!
>>149225362Cram it, fundie!
>>149225389Claiming rings from sports you donโt even watch lel
>WE'VE HAD SO MUCH SUCCESS, YOU'RE J-JUST JEALOUS! TWO* RINGS IN THE LAST TWENTY YEARS, YOU'RE JUST A P-POODREPACO!
>itโs forced!
>pay no attention to the historically high payroll deferrals
>pay no attention to the literal trust fund owners
>pay no attention to fans so new they donโt even know the team is from Brooklyn
lmao doggie doos kekarrooooo
>>149225398yah, like being on fire or stuck in traffic
>projection
Oh they seething! LA is a city of winners.
>>149225389no one cares doyerpaco
>>149225416at least your team got sovl so there's that :)
>>149225418LA hasnt even made the finals since their mickey mouse ring and the kongs got eliminated in rd 1 by the oilers AGAIN
>>14922541020? Itโs almost 40. And itโs one ring*
>*trust fund ring paid for by ohtani
>>149225419>had the doyers on the ropes banner
>my honest reaction as a YankeeGOD to the Dodgers spewing incomprehensible Spanish babble before I report them to ICE
>>149225389Yโall ainโt shit
>>149225627never mind just saw the tiny ring kek
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