Thread 150572332

costco food court edition

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'stros

pepperjack

>>150572332 (OP)
for me it’s the $1.50 doggies

we're in here
>>150572342
>>150572342
>>150572342

>>150572422
we're all in here
>>150572333
>>150572333
>>150572333

we’re all here
>>150572437
>>150572437
>>150572437

>>150572332 (OP)
Jew food that's why they're all obese motzah suckers

oh he's such a special boy, the fun lovin baseball boy, wants to be like mickey mantle but most of all, he loved his dogs. Not a dog like you pet or chase around a brook, but a hot dog! He was always eatin em up, shovin as many as he could in his mouth. How we laughed! When we see him comin, we'd say "HOT DIGGY DOG!" and he'd slowly waddle around, give a greasy sly grin and pull out three hot dogs from his pocket! What a great game, what a great life. My favorite baseball players, all the hot dogs I want and a true American dream realized. We are very proud of him. RIP Fat faggot

This is the thread, then >>150572437

use this thread not the muncyfaggot shit

as a quick reminder, this was the first nu of the 3 posted

I love science, nintendo, american cheese, outer wilds, amateur milf porn, costco, primus, cats, breaking bad, the 'lot, and the 'dgers.

>>150582842
the rightful nu

There is one all-time greatest moment in the history of sports, and it happened in the 1932 World Series.

The story goes that in the bottom of the ninth inning with two outs, a full count and the tying run on base, Babe Ruth raised his arm and pointed to the center field bleachers.

No one believed it, because nobody had ever done it before. But The Babe was calling his shot. On the next pitch, the Great Bambino hit a towering home run. And even although he'd been a hero before that, that's pretty much how he became a legend.

Thirty years later, a kid named Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez became a neighborhood legend. It was in the greatest summer of my life... when he taught me to play baseball, and he became my best friend.

And he got me out of the biggest pickle I'd ever be in

I'm a muncyposter, but not that muncyposter. this thread was first so this is nu, then muncy, then smash burger.

>Ohtani won't pitch @ Baltimore this weekend
He really can't handle the East coast, huh?. Some of his worst starts have been at those ballparks, especially when the humidity is high.
How the fuck are the Doyers gonna manage his starts in October?

A semen slurper at Miller Park tonight!

We're all over here!

For me it's the hotdog and soda combo

we had 3 options and muncyfags are picking the wrong one

>>150582910
>make a muncythread
>suddenly half a dozen anons scramble to make an alternative by and splits the genny a jillion ways
maybe don’t be a muncyposter then

>Peralta only got thru 5
>Brewers bullpen
Yeah I don't think they're winning this game

>>150583032
maybe just post in a thread and ignore the op like you do anyway

muncyfags BTFO

Padres to Banana Ball when?

no one wants to win this game

>2025 season starts
>no Jews on >my team
>today
>Three (3) potential Team Israel representatives on >my team
bros why...

Is Bohm elite?
t. edmundo sosa truther

rare bohm triple
now fucking hit him in god damn it

stott really needs to stop taking so many good pitches. he still does le patient hitter thing but he misses so many good pitches to hit

good shit trea

this game ain't ending 1-0

>>150583242
Yeah, no.. that's a real possibility right now, honestly
nearly napped right through this mess

this is the thread, right?

UNCLE ROBERTSON

now that streameast is dead, what are we using?

>>150583340
vipbox

>>150583340
MLBtv

>>150583340
cable

do not reply to glowfaggots

If the phils' batting coach had literally any sense in him he would post a still frame of the base hit that started their postseason run at the stairs of the dugout

>>150583409
It's insane watching them rediscover smallball every couple of weeks

>>150583409
>SEA 3 - 0 TOR
Fuck you Manoah

>>150583401
>>150583384
the retards who paid for premium are shitting their pants

so we're all rooting for a pirates sweep, right?

>>150583451
I always root for the funniest outcome, followed by the most tragic, and then the most inspiring

>>150582892
TEQUILA!! DA NA NANANA NA NA NA

JT bailed out of another absolute boneheaded throw

comfy kirsten :)

fucking bunt bader over

>two outs, one on?
>nah, these pitchers need a runner in scoring position to light a fire under their asses
Brewers are 0-10 with RISP, is he a genius?

>>150583340
MLB TV like we always did

I think the DOYERS should play like a championship team!

Imagine the Padres losing a critical series to the Rockies that they are now on the outside looking in for a playoff spot.

>>150583531
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dz8ClW2nmyc He is the mastermind among catchers

>>150583533
this is their world series tonight

my doyers will start winning any day now heh...

>>150583542
padres don't fall out of the playoffs, the other 9 NL teams have all collectively decided already that they don't want to play in October

>>150583542
Brother, the jints are taking us both down. Why do you still bark?

Oh yeah, it's Durantula time

>>150583562
Listen up Moco-chan, the Padres will be in Dodger Stadium on Hololive 2026. You better show up this time.

wasn't Ohtani supposed to start today for their big "OHTANI VS SKENES" day?

>>150583582
damn, instead we'll actually get to watch a good pitching matchup

>>150583451
My pirates :)

I give my life, not for honor, but for you
In my time, there'll be no one else
Crime, it's the way I fly to you
I'm still in a dream, Snake Eater

>>150583542
You've been shitposting worse than usual and the Padres aren't even playing today. You miss us or something?

>>150583578
>hololive night
>padres vs dodgers
dear god, it's going to be the worst day in the 2026 /mlb/ season...

>>150583582
xe was supposed to start yesterday, but cramps of course

seems that 5 innings was too many, going to go back to opener role for 1 or 2 innings because it's impossible to let xer pitch from the bullpen (until next season when manfred changes the rules for xim again)

Great catch

strikeoutani

>skenes beat ohtani
no...

Bring it on. Just fucking put us out of our misery Skenes. KILL US!

SKENES FUCKS YA

>>150583598
I can't get on a ladder without saying "what a thrill" anymore.

for me it’s a hot dog with a toasted bun, a light Greek yogurt spread on the bun, sun dried tomatoes, and a little pesto sauce on top

the 'cord is here to seethe

alejandro in 3, 2...

IF WE CAN'T BE THE BEST, WE CAN BE THE WORST!

this is the end of the road for my doggies. we will finish as a .500 team

GG Brewers, see ya in the playoffs.

>>150583671
been playing sub .500 ball for 3 months now

>dodger centric talk
>not using the muncy thread
cringe

>>150583606
It'll be awesome, you get to watch the Padres get btfo while listening to FuwaMoco.

>Rushing
Let's get this started

fweddie :3

>>150583684
I don't even know what to say at this point. This problem is much better than injuries and I'm not going to put it on anyone in particular, even Conforto and Scott.

>>150583700
worked out well in 2025, huh?

go go go

>>150583700
>thinking the DOYERS can get the hololive buff without Gura

>Rushing
>Rushing the ball to first causing an error

>watching my doggies get plundered to melancholic music on full blast
yep... it's over bros...

kek doyerpacos

save us ohtani-san

>>150583700
you're getting too comfortable here. please go (and kys)

gg brewcrew, that was an odd series

Smother us with a pillow, take us out back, drive the dagger in, twist the blade, do it pie rats... this is the end

SHE'S MY WIFE
I ALREADY CLAIMED HER

BIG FLY CONFORTO-SAN
EXTEND HIM FRIEDMAN!

That's ok cutch I still love you :)

Doyers doom posting is reserved for my poopoopeepeecacapoodres

>>150583787
cringe

I think the dodgers should score some runs!

>>150583795
I think you should kys

>>150583800
rude!

>>150583795
no

>>150583795
I think they shouldn't

>conforto up
eliminate us, preferably via orbital cannon so the death is instantaneous

>>150583800
>>150583804
based
>>150583795
>>150583802
cringe

>>150583795
this guy don't know ball!

>>150583818
it's reddit

Ah, so Conforto is up against Skenes.

Lets get our fill of shitposting without consequences Padrebros :)

>Alexis Diaz DFA'd
if there is one thing the Doggies shouldn't do, is get rid of pitchers lol. Do they seriously want more innings of Yates ball?

>>150583804
yeah huh

>>150583836
>>150583800

if the phillies can learn to beat the mets they might have a chance

don't reply to astromiguel

>popped up
>coforto fighting for his soul so he can play another year
no... no...

My teeball team was the Pirates so I will therefore be rooting for them today

>>150583858
Based teeballer.

>doyerpaco is seething about trashcans unprompted again
IT"S KINO

I thought Ohtani was the spark carrying the Dodgers to victory, how come he's been in the lineup every day and they still lose?

>>150583871
you can tell they're zoomzoom since they seethe about yankees, astros, and padres, 3 teams that are historically not rivals to the doyers

>>150583860
guaranteed extension

skenes going to throw a no hitter

>>150583889
TEN YEARS, 400 MILLION, HE DESERVES IT! FACE OF THE FRANCHISE

I THINK THE DODGERS SUCK

doggie doos got em seething again by simply existing kek

>>150583911
you and me both

Pages is the dumbest, most selfish player I've ever seen.

No one wants to win the AL West or NL West

Doggie doo'em!

>>150583935
kek they really do be like that

damn dodgers really do be living rent free in your heads lol

it's happening again...

watching dodgers games these days feels like a chore

>>150583926
>>150583971
>can't go 10 minutes without posting
grim

Guys football is about to be on

>>150583984
OH NO!!!!!!!!

>>150583984
pregame is just as important as the actual game, chud, go watch the singing and dancing

>>150583984
Good, some of you should fuck off over there

>TrioLOL
get fucked

w-what?

kek doggy doodoos

>bases loaded
>ozzy osborne played
cringe

Reap what you sow Doyers

>>150583683
they're not making it out of the ds

freddie :)

>>150583979
Just like my Yankees.

>>150584023
have you tried not loading the bases

fweddie :3

>>150584023
no, that's kino

piRISPs lol

today I will remind them >>150583982

>>150584040
Kek, it's kino!

>>150584049
>reminded that you're seething and that the dodgers live rent free
thanks!

snell looks like this really light-skinned filipino guy i know. what is snell anyway? mutt?

doyerpacos seething kek

>5 pitches
2 outs

>>150584070
>>150583982

RUSHING!

>>150584081
American, chud

>kim played phone games during his downtime
what game? i think the idolm@ster cinderella girls starlight stage and that blue archive game

Crushin'

>>150584101
when is the parade?

>>150584107
NIKKE, he'll join the Padres next season so he can enjoy Nikke Night at petco park next year

walktani

walktani

>>150584125
>>150583982

walktani

>>150584125
>>150584127
when's the parade?

pussy ass skenes

skenes rattled after that double

>>150584134
>>150584131
>NOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT BASEDBAWLS!!!!

>>150584110
he watched it a little too long for a rookie still finding his bat, he could have stretched that into a triple

could the pirates broadcasters sound any less alive? bro sounds like he should be reading the news on NPR not calling ballgames

>doesn't even hustle to 2nd
liability all around

>>150579419
your "white" moorberian ancestors got btfo'd today chicanos

>>150584160
White people are good
t. Asian

>>150584160
>>150583660

>>150584176
>40 minutes ago
i have a sudaca soccer thread to ruin anyway
you get off light today spics

No one cares, Alejandro

>doggie doos
KEK!

baseball :)

>>150584229
i do. he's based and makes brown gays seethe

>getting beat by tommy pham
KEK

Pham MINDFUCKED barger

Mookie didn't even dive for that. What the actual fuck.
This team is mentally checked out.

>>150584286
least forced /mlb/ meme

I fucking hate Silksong man why’d they get rid of the Ducktales bounce?

we need TOMMY E

>>150584317
we need max munchy

the chihuahuas will never make me fall for the hype

GET 'EM, DODGER MEXICANS

THE PIRATEPACOS

>>150583425
>all the choke artists from those runs are gone

this year we have our revenge

what the fuck did the dodgers do to teo man, hes shit now

Classic Conforto!

GUYS FOOTBALL SOON

2 long ABs for Conforto tonight. Just won himself a $100M extension
>>150584420
They paid him.

baseball and trusted ips capable of posting images in soccer threads

yea, I'm thinking we get shut out for a second night in a row. doyers just picked up the contract of some catcher batting .095 (-0.5 WAR). You read that correctly. If you thought the buddy kennedy era was bad? Just wait and see. This is going to get so much worse.

>>150584451
football is stupid

Guys, football will be on

>>150584420
He went on the dodger dog diet and now he can't run anymore

It's time for Yankees baseball.

>>150584472
>dodgers fan learns what a backup catcher is

Hopefully the Yankees win, because I didn't like taking all that shit from you assholes last night.

first overall pick, Henry Davis

>>150584517
>building a northern latitude stadium without a retractable roof
You deserve this suffering

>>150584519
hey at least he made it

>>150584499
lmao the faggot is here

>>150584487
he cant hit either

>>150584564
Based 3rd person talker.

>>150584420
he started the season off very strong but went on the il for a groin strain or some shit and hasn't been the same since he returned.

GIFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HALOS TAKE THE LEAD

>>150584598
>more womanly faggotry
typical of NY, but it's more of a personal thing for you

>>150584547
A legendary bust is still legendary I guess.

Expert team bullpen rape balk and rosin

You Fucking pieces of Shit Shitbirds!

How can this Fucking Bullshit possibly be allowed in a modern respected sport!? We need Robot Umps Fucking yesterday because they are costing players Fucking games!

And you Fucking Frogposters just sit here supporting this nonsense. You stole a Fucking game from the Yankees yesterday?

>>150584598
I chuckled

>>150572332 (OP)
Thank you for the non-gay threads.

Hello I am here to hatewatch the Skankees throw the series to the GOATstros. btw I see Doyers also collapsing

>>150584721
The best baseball player of all time...

>>150584737
we still got it we still got it

Man I wish the dodgers had more players like the pirates. You know the kind that actually try

Skenes just lowered his ERA below 2

y backwards K?

>>150584711
Every thread is gay when it has doyerfags

>>150584794
they're doing it on purpose for entertainment purposes

>>150584801
there is nothing wrong with ꓘ

>>150584844
Haha homo u felt called out

Based gay-hating doyerfags

yeah these dodgers arent doing shit in the postseason

Tonight we are all 'Strosbros

>BB due to a timer rule
Christian hasn’t pitched in 2 yrs, pls understand

>2-0
an insurmountable lead for the doylers to overcome. it's over.

>>150584997
>blake sneed
>paul sneeds

phams got 10 years left in him

>intentionally load bases
here comes the punishment

>>150585072
10 years to life if he dont check himself

>intentionally walking 2025 Cutch
Snell is broken

>>150585072
not swinging like that

i ain't exactly suicidally depressed
but i ain't exactly not suicidally depressed

4-0

dodgers fucking SUCK

dodgers are broken

>>150584967
i need the yanks to win

it's over

lmao
>purposely walks a player so more runs score
brilliant

>>150585092
lol

>dead Jenny
Yeah, im thinking football won

>>150584797
Snell just raised his ERA above 3 lol

Yea, that's why you don't intentionally walk. It rarely works out and it rapes you.

>>150584624
What is a womanly faggot?

OH MY GOD I FORGOT THE FOOTBALL GAME

>>150585141
Snell? more like
Cannotpitch lol

>keep signing former Padre pitchers
>they sabotage your team and lose you a playoff spot
When will the Doggies learn. Watch them attempt this again next year with Cease or Robert Suarez lol

>it was 0-0
doggiedoos kek!

We done been knowing this was gonna happen with Snell. He has been getting Fucking lucky but his WHIP is too Fucking high and his xERA is too Fucking high so it was coming.

why the fuck did the nfl schedule eagles cowboys? cowboys are fucking dogshit

Just get Snell out, fuck this. Bring up some career AA pitchers and lets just rest arms and shoulders for next season.

Guys, football is on

>>150585215
He was getting just enough whiffs for his mistakes to not get punished, but he ran out of luck tonight.

>>150585255
thanks

is this the doyerpacos WS?

DOYER COLLAPSE ABOUT TO BE HISTORIC

Doyers are mentally broken.
Zero leadership in this team.

dodgers gave up those runs on purpose for entertainment purposes it's all part of the plan

Holy crap the Los Angels Dodgers of Mexico

Padres, come and take first place. You've earned it.

ohtani up there blowing a dick

>>150585355
No we haven't lol this team is gonna shit the bed against the Rockies

>>150585255
I'm watching but primetime game threads are too fast. Cozy regular season game threads are how I like to post.

>>150585355
>Padres meanwhile:

>>150585355
Lmao you have too much confidence in us

Imagine getting swept by the Pirates

Dodgers dynasty is cancelled

I swear on everything this team is going to finish under .500. The Dave Roberts meltie will fracture the team for good and Friedman will be forced to part ways with half the roster.

BLOATani
>>150585375
id love to see that
dodgers fan btw

>>150585422
I can

>Rice is still learning the position
Come on Michael it’s first base

the dodgers are punting their season so they can go "SEEEEEEEEEEE THE PAYROLL DOESN'T MATTER, SO WE'RE ALLOWED TO OFFER AND DEFER A BILLION DOLLARS ON EVERY PLAYER AND TURN JAPAN INTO OUR FARM SYSTEM"

>>150585235
no matter how shit the cowboys are americans will tune in
plus its a rivalry game

fuck Freeman and his gay-ass veneers

dodgers deferred another win

Volpe doing Volpe things

Skenes ties the NL strikeout leaderboard, if he wasn't on the Pirates he might have had a shot at the triple crown this year.

Frauddie Fraudman lol

>Dodgers
>Cowboys

>>150585606
>they both wear blue and white
truly a choker color

>RISPstros
>0/4 with RISP
They literally gave you an out and you still didn’t drive in a run

>>150585606
>Fuwawa is a fair-weather fan
as expected

Feels like players no longer give a fuck. Has Roberts lost the clubhouse?

>Padgers
We both fucking suck and neither one of us is gonna make it out the first round of the playoffs

I'm caramelizing some onions right now and it takes so long, bros.

>>150585779
where here with you, bro, stay strong

>>150585764
They're sleepwalking into the postseason. They won a 'chip last year so the hunger isn't there anymore.

>>150585778
dodgers gonna win WS again

>>150585697
the game just started. just wait until the astros figure it out.

>>150585606
>being a Cowshits fan
KEK

by this time last year, the padgers were still only a game or two away from each other, but they both had near 90 wins

>>150585779
French onion soup? Very based.

;__;

big bro doyers I actually enjoy the banter between us. I like most of you, except for Fuwawa. Fuwawa a shit

>>150585944
>i don't want the surgery, what if I take too long to recover!!!!
>every team has to tell me how to fix my arm without getting surgery or else i'm not joining!
>i'm playing like shit, the dodgers pitching staff has to fix my arm without making me get surgery!
he's going to have his career end at 25 because he's so stubborn

imagine not being in the sticky right now

conforto carrying this team

>>150586081
>cowboys fan
Actual cringe

Extend Conforto NOW

Here comes the RISPgers...

how's skenes going?

>monkey eat two banana
>monkey never cramp

Can Skenes become the best pitcher of all time? Or does he face "pitching limitations in the modern era" that won't make him be considered better than the greats

>>150586283
He already pitched 6 shutout innings

>>150586165
He also posted in /cfb/ a year or two ago again and think he was a Bama fan. I'd find the post but too lazy lol

I love science, nintendo, the ‘lot, new england IPAs, smash burgers with pepperjack cheese (never american cheese!), cute doggos, post-hardcore music, david lynch films, immaculate grids, the infinite jest, telling people how overrated the godfather is, primus, breaking bad, amateur milf porn, fangraphs, bill nye the science guy, the oort cloud, marijuana, outer wilds, jomboy breakdowns, petco park and mariners baseball.

>>150586305
The second he leaves Pittsburgh to take a high level contract from a big market team, he's going to become astronomically shit

YORDONG

>>150586305
He's currently on the deGrom trajectory, but he seems more durable due to the recent advances in pitching science. Skenes side arm delivery is also proven to put less strain on his body.

>that was the lowest exit velocity Yordan has hit the ball in the past 2 games
>it was a homerun
whew

>>150586333
I like the Buckeyes when it comes to college ball.

>>150586305
Well the """pitching greats""" faced part time plumbers. He's definitely special though. Can't wait for the yankees to throw a billion at him

>>150586313
did he get a standing ovation?

Come on Yankees, win.

>>150586487
Yeah

>>150586305
basically impossible for a modern pitcher to reach the innings pitched that the old guys did, so he will never come close to the WAR those guys have. he can keep his ERA low tho

This is not a serious team still having Hendricks in the rotation

>>150586487
all 200 people in the stadium stod

Yeah Jazz got crippled on that play

>jazz hurt
Tank now

>first play of the season
>some dude immediately gets injured, out for the game
>some other dude fucking spits on the other team's captain, out for the game
My Phillies have a six game division lead and just won a series against the best team in baseball, why is everyone around me only talking about this?

very considerate of manfred to have fewer games on the first day of the NFL

>>150586483
I still hate you

>>150586581
They'll lower the HoF standards for the recent starters. Guys like deGrom and Cole are basically already HoFers because of this.

>>150586483
>Dodgers
>Cowboys
>Ohio State
Wtf is this combination?

>>150586357
oof madone

>>150586703
default paco

>doyers down by 5 runs
>skenes out of the game

about 5 minutes before we get spam about ohtranny hitting a home run

Altuve is literally and figuratively a Yankees killer

rushing in no rush to do something

>>150586810
the irony is that his .250 batting average against them is like the 20th worst in his career

meanwhile, Aaron Judge's .198 against the Astros is his worst

Dilgers are homosex and from Yucatan sorrow mines

>>150586765
mound visit to switch out the balls to the juiced ones

>>150586826

No one on this team looks like they want to do anything

>>150586939
meds

>>150586703
Also
>lives in San Diego

>Jazz dead
2017 and 2022 wasn't enough for you?

>Ohtani can't even garbagetime homerun anymore
fraud MVP

doyerpacos thought that was a homerun

>>150586971
not him, but never taking your faggot meds!

>>150587026
how many times have you tributed to these images you hoard?

Even Doyer fouls are sodomites

>his name is dreyer
post it, anon

crazy how the Poodres and Doyers are both just blowing it right now
did Manfred make the call and say this is the year of the jints?

DODGERS FANS LOVE YOHAN RAMIREZ!!!!!

>poodres and doyers after finishing the season series
I'm definitely not crying

>>150587073

Biktarvy?

>>150587109
the padres lost back to back series for entertainment purposes. they'll sweep the rockies twice and last minute take back the west!

>Doc Gooden was a huge sweater
Yeah Cone cause he was going through withdrawal

>checked out broadcast crew
>zero hope
this is it, huh?

12 baserunners in 5 innings is not sustainable.

>>150587109
manfred called to tell the dodgers to lose on purpose for now for entertainment purposes

When does hope turn into cope?

Guys, football is on

Asstrosbros...

MCMAHON BOMB

MOOKIE BASH

no shutout I guess

RYMAC

>>150587522
when you hanging the new banner?

dodgers on the board

Pirates ship out to be torpedoed

>>150587559
kek

THAT'S OUR WORLD SERIES FOR THIS GAME, BABY

>>150587109
Pivetta is so overdue for a stinker, especially in Coors field. I don't wanna be a negative nancy, but if our hitters can't hit shit ass teams, this team is so fucked. Bullpen just going to be more tired out, and losing Jason Adam to a freak accident trip, yeah idk how long our crappy asss SP will last. They traded Kolek and Bergert because we thought King was coming back, now this dude just all hurt or missing. The only offense we have is just O'hearn, Sheets and Lauerano lol

>>150587542
kill all AI posters

JUDGED

ALL RISE

>>150587598
i'll be waiting. you better bring a weapon

Jinx alert

teo is so ass bros, man needs to be a DH and therefore traded away

JUST FUCKING KILL US ALREADY. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

>getting swept by MY Bucs
kwab

Astro's turn to chimpout today?

Rice!

the bearieposter was unhinged, he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads, actual schizo discord tranny behavior.

conforto still carrying this team

just end the fucking game already holy shit man.

HERE COMES THE COLLAPSE

You know what, I think i will go to Costco for some Pizza and a Glizzy.

>>150587767
Framber's melty was cinema.

>>150587860
get a chicken bake

Padrebros...?

GO GO GO

>>150587855
TRUE

Where is sausage girl, dodgers got this.

TAKE THIS GUY OUT

STOP GETTING HITS. JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY. DIE YOU STUPID PIECES OF SHIT

Bucs choking

They’re just teasing us

>>150587860
fatass

People say Stanton is good, and he has at bats like that with swings like that.

my pirates :(

>>150587928
entertainment purposes

>need someone to hold the lead
>send a man named "Holderman" to clean up the mess
jinxing themselves

>bringing on a nigga with 7 ERA
Pirates were told to throw it

>>150587950
this if the dodgers lose. the league wants everyone to think they're down and out only to steamroll their way to another WS

>>150587944
you mean faggot mike? speak english

>>150588019
that means the Dodgers won't get a hit off of him lol

Korean manlet ain't it

>>150588030
manfred made the call

And this is it. The Dodgers lose 2-5

>pitch clock violation walk
Are you serious?

>>150588038
what a story that would be

Pitch timer violation walk in run

>The .095 backup catcher is here
JUST

>>150588081
*3-5

Interesting pinch hitter

>last out
>.095 batting average

I laughing

>>150588120
Classic.

The umps are apologizing for yesterday.

the dodgers secret weapon
RODGERVET

kek doyerpacos

>swept by the pirates
KEKINI

swept by the fucking pirates
what a shit team

welp buccos win

gg bucs

good series, pirates

>>150588183
no it wasn't KEK

>Dodgers make it a point not to play guys the day they're shuttled in
>Put in a guy hitting .095 because the game is "over"
Another Dave Roberts masterclass

my pirates :)

Perhaps the worst umped series I’ve ever seen for both teams. This is getting ridiculous.

>mock the padres for getting swept by the berds
>get swept by the pirates who have a worse record than them
>they're about to face the berds next

new pirates fan here

>game end with a Buddy Kennedy level player
it really doesn't get any more comical than this.

catbox.moe/a59fqw.mp4
kek doggie doos

>>150588133
Yankee legend.

>>150588243
its okay we will probably lose to the Rockies

>>150588243
The Orioles have been a better team than the Dodgers since July 5th.

Dodgers: 22-29
Orioles: 26-27

We're collapsing at historic pace. The team will finish just barely over .500, sinking to third place.

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS ROBERTS DOING
IS RUSHING HURT?
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

dodgers been losing these games on purpose for entertainment purposes, they want that moment in the world series where in a year that has been so improbable the impossible happens, it's all part of the plan

>>150588263
nu fundies don't even know what you're babbling about

At this point I’ve come to accept the ump fuckery. Whatever happens happens

is it true that Volpe is the next Jeter?

Dear Dodger fans.
I want to use this as a hand-holding moment to help you think critically. You will never experience the true joy of winning because you are a high-spend large market with high expectations. You are sheep being exploited by corporate sponsors and your franchise represents the problem of greed in MLB. Therefore winning isn’t even that fun and being a loser franchise is an embarrassment. You should go become Angels fans because most of you bandwagons live closer to Anaheim. Remember, when the Padres win it actually means something and it’s a lot more fun for us. We are truly the AGAINST ALL ODDS team. You will NEVER be us. You will NEVER have more fun as us. San Diego will ALWAYS be a nicer city than Los Angeles.

Have a wonderful day!
P.S. I hope Sasaki can find a decent Japanese restaurant in the middle of Oklahoma.

Astros can't win without a little chicanery.

Swept by the Pirates? Fuck outta here. Dodgers are absolute frauds.

I don't trust Fermin

>>150588513
Based post

>>150588584
the one on the right is the most convincing

>>150588513
>has a higher payroll than the Red Sox
shut up nigga

>>150588194
entertainment purposes

>>150588607
Imagine having that saved on your hard drive. Fuck is wrong with people.

Yankee cum buckets ate rusty and leak cum

>>150588600
I was right to not trust him.

With the loss, the Dodgers have the worst 52-game stretch (22-30) of Dave Roberts' tenure as the team's manager. It’s Doc's 2nd-worst record (78-62) after 140 games, surpassing the 2018 team by two wins.

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>>150572333
>>150572333
>>150572333

>>150588755
no

>>150588514
>chikanery

>>150588513
i do like the angels. they're the only two i'll watch + the whole family watched them win. i'm thinking of betting on angels to win a freeway series next year. this year was the year to really do it

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>>150572437
>>150572437
>>150572437

>>150588805
yes

>>150588734
He's definitely lost the clubhouse, right?