>>150583542
Brother, the jints are taking us both down. Why do you still bark?

>>150559008
don't get cocky

Okay, we might actually need somebody to investigate this game

dang, schmitt made that catch in his hometown to rob his hometown team of a hit

I want this home plate ump publicly executed

>>150291496
Reminder, the Dodgers got GAPED on hololive night, they lost their ownership of holos

banda is in, which means padres WILL take the lead

>jints can't hit
>padres can't hit
this game will go to extras, calling it now

Arraez take ball 1 challenge(IMPOSSIBLE)

>bases loaded for Tatis
this is the ONE time he has to come through

>>150092094
unfortunately this was the last time we'll see the berds this year unless they somehow make the postseason. good year berds, still think you guys were kind of pussies clearing benches and asking for warnings after an accidental HBP against Pivetta

>Cease was convinced he was going to be traded
>played like shit the whole season
>no longer has to worry about being traded
>suddenly is good again
you know, maybe if you didn't become an obvious Boreass free agent after this season, you wouldn't have had to worry about being shopped around

If I'm New York, I'm letting that stand because that's dumb, but umps HATE the Padres

>brandon lockridge has a 2 hit game with the brewers AND remembers he is fast enough to steal bases
good job Padres Legend

>Brandon Lockridge batting leadoff for the Brewers
That's crazy, but if the Brewers somehow turn the guy into a solid player, good for him. I'm sure he's happier in that spot than being the backup backup OF on the Padres

>>149848300
all that matters is that we get there, brother. don't sweat the standings unless we're in striking distance

>Dylan Cease fielding grounders from shortstop today
he's doing so poorly as a pitcher he's going to become a position player
https://x.com/MartyCaswell/status/1943816283021357539

>>149686104
good night for a pint, how bout we crack open some 394s together, brother?

The game should've been 6-3 anyway, one of those runs was on a guy who was given a triple on a foul ball the ump called fair

>bases loaded
>maldonado
yeah we're not scoring shit

>>101484187
>pink
MOCOCO NO

I'm honestly surprised that Randy Vasquez, Kolek, and Bergert are all somehow more reliable starters than Cease...

>Estrada
I'm scared bros...

Hey Nats, I've got an offer for you. We'll give you Wandy Peralta and Alek Jacob in exchange for James Wood. I think that's a steal, you'd be an idiot to not take it. If you want some EXPERIENCE and LEADERSHIP in your lineup, we'll split the contract of Bogaerts and give him to you for dumb stinky CJ Abrams!

>>101290778
her voice may be cute but she has to pass my "white woman / white woman enough" checklist to enter my rotation

>>149243332
no, fuck you

>Jake Cronenworth hit a home run and a double against Ohtani the last time he faced him
>the double he hit would've been a home run at Dodger Stadium according to baseball savant
Ohtani is going to run away from the game before he finds out about the Crone Zone.

>>101254137
i hope saba keeps kicking the fujo management's teeth in