Thread 149237546

Please fuck my ass

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Doyers

>>149237546 (OP)
Angels

So what happens when ohtani comes out of the game in the first inning, does he lose his DH spot? I’m not buying tickets unless he plays the whole game.

doyers
>>149237567
and resdgers

>>149237546 (OP)
BASED FOX NEWS
BASED DODGERS VISITING THE WHITE HOUSE
BASED GAY-HATER CLAYTON KERSHAW

>Tanner Scott(Ohio) made Ohtani look foolish at the plate to a point the Dodgers signed him so he wouldn't have to face him
>Jake Cronenworth(Michigan) makes Ohtani look stupid on the mound to a point that he stopped pitching shortly after that game
The Samurai fears the Midwestern White man

Yankees

>>149237627
Fuck off retarded newfaggot

>>149237627
nobody knows the rules

>>149237546 (OP)
The Westside Missile Dodgers

>>149237624
Angels.

I have dodger fatigue.

>>149237645
What’s the matter?? Never had a pitcher man enough to bat in the entire history of your franchise???

i'm the one who accidentally said boston dodgers instead of brooklyn and i say today LET'S GO BOSTON TROLLEY DODGERS

>>149237693
fuck off stupid retard

Tenures only (You) remember

Ohtani's walk rate is kind of shit that I wouldn't even be surprised if he gives up multiple runs in his first inning because of that alone

Kek fucking FAGGOTS never seen a pitcher hit a home run in their lives until ohtani came along HAHAHAHAHA

>>149237705
it gave the troons something to gleefully jump up and down for

Yankees.
>captcha: HARD2
Yankees win by 2.

MAX

>>149237736
>>149237757
ohtani the best ese all other players suck dawg and they stay at the black hotels near LAX and not the good ones cuz fuck them

your a retard and I already told you to fuck off

>>149237769
holy cope lmao

Score runs.

>Doyerchads v. Stella & the others

Who will win?

>>149237807
I'm sorry Dodger fans have a sense of humor.

What’s the matter bitches?? Never seen a pitcher who can hit before? Name ONE time in the history of baseball that a man has ever thrown a pitch and taken an at bat in game. That’s right, you can’t!

>>149237807
>>149237841
*it gave the troons something to seethingly jump up and down for

better?

>Jake Cronenworth hit a home run and a double against Ohtani the last time he faced him
>the double he hit would've been a home run at Dodger Stadium according to baseball savant
Ohtani is going to run away from the game before he finds out about the Crone Zone.

stupid fuck

>>149237841
lol idk where my team came from originally lol funni jok

M A R I N E R S

more like sandyne myvaginatara

Why don’t the dodgers fans just make their own general?

hear me ese orale ohtani gonna have 8strikeouts and 1 homerun and give up only 1 run ese cuz the padres a buncha BITCHES fuck machado and tatis

>>149237911
Because they hate us

watching the yankees

>>149237917
HOLY BASED CHOLO
FUCK SD

>>149237911
because the Dodgers are an mlb team

>>149237917
That’s right! And he’ll be the first person in the history of the dodgers to ever record a strikeout and hit a home run in the same game. SEETHE TROONS!!

it honestly would be really fun if all of Ohtani's stats are at his worst when facing the Padres. his offense is already at its worst against them, so his pitching being bad against them would just be a real treat

>>149237999
Can you guys fucking act like it? So god damn annoying.

>>149238001
the fuck u on about gayass? ohtani be pitching on the angels i been there

>>149237911
>>149237928
You are posting in the Dodgers general

let's erase hundreds of years of established traditions to get squinty more screen time

For me, it’s the 1902 Baltimore Orioles

Michael Kay you fucking retard you tricked me.

>>149238001
wtf are you saying retard

fuck machado and tatis they ain't even good

>>149238046
haha classic internet image with a dodgers hat pasted onto it!

>>149238070
Maybe you should cover your own game you ointment filled bone sack.

>>149238071
What’s the matter chump?? Never seen a man pitch AND hit before. That’s because no one on your team is MAN ENOUGH! HAHAHAHA!!

It's a shame how mad these hoes get

Yanquis

>>149238092
Doyerpacos can’t meme

ohtani the best other teams are pussys for not hitting

>>149238092
can't pull one over on you Bruce

>>149235216
>>149235216
>>149235216
is this real?

>>149238084
u sed it homes, dey not like us

>>149238176
THEY NOT fuck em

>>149238050
hey, >we didn't ask for the dh. manfred erased the national league's tradition of pitchers hitting.

>>149238153
Based

>>149238121
>making fun of our newfaggotry?
>you must be mad!
fundies actually believe this lmao

we gonna drink a lotta beer for ohtani tonight

New Dodgers fan here.

No way the Phillies this series to Miami right?

>>149238282
get this gay shit outta here he look like a woman but he a man

I'm excited to see Ohtani pitch

>>149238282
Shut the fuck up nerd ass BITCH LMAO

>>149238174
Yes, MLB deleted the footage though

first day off for my ubs in 14 days. what game should i watch instead?

>>149238282
Nah, LA niggas are just straight retarded. No pretending involved.

>>149238282
PFMA

>>149238315
club world cup

>>149238311
hell yeah son you england ppl not bad

>>149238282
RenGAY GAYscarte LMFAO FAGGOT

>>149238282
faggot lel

>>149237546 (OP)
Doyers

>>149238347
thanks fren

Why haven't ICE deported any Cuban and Venezuelan baseball player?

>>149238360
HOLY FREAKIN' KEK

I'm going to make a bold prediction. Ohtani ejection. First umps will miss calls on some of his pitches, then he'll go 0-3 with one of those strikeouts being too questionable and he'll lose it.

Dodger fatigue overcoming me

>>149238369
damn that's one sexy dude. what's his name?

>>149238046
this is /mlb/ (mariners lovers board)

>>149238397
Metsineriants lovers board maybe

>>149238385
I WISH

T. DODGERFAN

>>149238282
niqqa got that anti-dripppp sheesh :skullface emoji sheesh

>>149238369
Her only flaw is that she's a Dodger fan

>marlins fan robbed his own team of a foul ball
lol
>>149238375
they're legal workers desu

>>149238369
I need her

>>149237546 (OP)
Mets (are off so I will be watching the Paco Civil War).

>>149238369
this is a 3 in australia

>>149238375
baseball isn't coddled like the agriculture and hospitality industries so they actually abide by the terms of their visas

>>149238448
blagh,,,

Ohtani will be reminded that umps run this show

Why is big g twerking?

>>149238474
he gonna get all the calls his way orale weyyy

>>149238437
kek same

Faggot Mike is back?!

why does he wiggle his ass like that?

>>149238499
Torque conversion.

>>149238437
>>149238496

>>149238497
yes

>>149238495
Sorry, he's taking the mound before he can give his "wave"(aka, the signal that the money is waiting for them)

doyerpacos it’s our night

Stanton single baby

FAGGY MIKE IS BACK

>>149238527
>hernandez (teoscar)
>hernandez (kiké)

>>149238527
Someone add the girl who the dodgers had arrested and deported for singing the national anthem in Spanish, she is also a Hernandez.

When is the last time Rendon took the field? Hilarious that Raffy got dealt before he did.
picunrel

This ump sucks cock dude.

>>149238527
No Hernandez (dodgers)?

>>149238563
BASED DODGERS

>>149238531
There’s two Yankee panamas?

>>149238568
It’s June, that’s allowed

>>149238568
nothing wrong with sucking a cock every now and then

>>149238592
kek, it's progressive!

>>149238458
shut up geek

Jazz slump has officially begun.

>>149238584
No, I'm the Jays one. Just switching between this game and the Gold Cup.

>>149238599
go Mets!

Someone tell Grisham to take that stick-on mustache off.

>>149238369
christ she's ugly

>>149238615
what percentage of your posts are having to clarify which team you support?

>>149238568
stunning and brave

>>149238633
>stomps you in the nuts

>>149238630
no…NO!!!

JUDGE

>>149238642
a fairly low one, I don't really care honestly.

>>149238642
I can tell the difference between blow gays Panama and dead sux Panama cuz red sox Panama is an insufferable assblasted faggot. I can't tell the difference between the Yankees and blow gays one.

>>149238608
millions must pick

>>149238066
>St Louis Browns
brownpacos

A judgian outfield performance

doyers

>>149238684
let’s go doggies

>>149238664
Kek this is funny cause it’s true. Two of them post like normal people and the other is barely literate and always seething.

>>149238684
based

>>149238672
>he doesn’t know the lore.

Red Sux are rotten from within

Give it up for those Doggie Doos kek

>>149238684
better than max muncy

>>149238698
Go easy on him. He survived an accident…

>>149238737
he's great

>>149238737
>the accident in question

>>149238719
Their lockeroom seems really fucked up ngl.

Sogay will get lit up and then blow out his elbow

doggiedoos

>>149238719
It’s their boricua owner. He hates Dominicans.

Soriano pitching his ass off, offense isn't going to help him at all. Tale as old as time.

>>149238821
Peff Jassan

>>149238662
It was a dumb question desu. It popped up because I had grown tired of explaining to anons here how many Panama's there were and who they rooted for. Besides your posts, I've come to realize you serve as a useful sort of bellwether to determine just how many newfags or people with general short attention span/reading comprehension cycle through here regularly.

I can't wait for this Padres offense to suddenly wake up and go limp to a dogshit team after the series.

>>149238821
What kind of absolute retard is this guy

>>149238821
shots fired

Mariners nation how do we feel about the game tonight?

>>149238843
glad to be of use

Score runs

>>149238843
Cane’s

>>149238084
If Tatis Jr stop worrying about his babies mama's and worry about being Tatis Jr, this team can be very dangerous. His slump effects the whole offense. He's getting better lately, hopefully.

>>149238852
As is tradition

>>149238732
leave max muncy alone

>>149238892
you're one of my favorite people here. that's just an ancillary benefit of your presence.

Bats are asleep.

Deletespie on a tear

>>149238933
Delete this

>>149238932
Number one offense in America

rate this sandwich i just got

There's no doubt, I'm a big nigga

ohtani gonna no hitter the pads amd hit 2 home runs himself

>>149239042
Want more mayonnaise you sick fuck?

>>149239042
5/10 - uninspiring

>>149239042
10/10 if you’re a part of mariners nation.

Nice try clay bellinger

>>149239042
Looks bretty gud

>>149239042
how much? that factors into my rating.

based marshy, he figured something out

I like mayo. Problem?

>>149239042
No hots?

>>149239042
>Mayo on a combo
>cold cuts thick as a brick
not for me but enjoy it

Eternal doyers thread

Did the FAGGets seriously salute the pride flag during the national anthem yesterday and show two dudes kissing?

>>149239099
I think it was $9. I dunno, I got it with some other stuff.

>>149239135
better than the cuckmerican flag

>>149239042
Look kid, #13 Mikes Way, extra oil and vinegar.

>>149239064
I'm a white doyerpaco but I'll be at t-mobile in September for the last series of the regular season.

>>149239135
You have to go back, past Reddit, all the way to Twitter.

>>149238821
Drama is whats really good for the game imo, im excited for the giants sox series

>Chody Bellender
lmao

>>149239127
what do you prefer over mayo to cut some of the dryness of the bread?
>>149239145
I'll give it a soft 7. perfectly acceptable choice for lunch.

>>149237546 (OP)
>Please fuck my ass
present the bussy to me

>>122272716
>>149167646
>>149225541
>>149230694
>>149239067
Repetition is a sign of autism or dementia. This is past autism now

>>149239153
The answer is:

6. Nobody cares

>>149239219
>ape ball

sorry I am not a cuckold

>>149237905
Mariners WILL be winning tonight

>>149239188
90% of hispanics are white, paco

wtf Stanton that was the worst strikeout ive ever seen

>>149239235
what are the odds for that line?

nobody cares, trashcan

>>149239250
He just be swinging.

>>149239194
our metsiantiners

>>149239214
Good bread isn’t dry but this is my biggest deli complaint since leaving New York so I’m a bit autistic about it. For a combo I’d just get oil and vinegar.

nobody cares, trashcan

>>149239153
>>149239235
the real answer is how many did he bet on, and given +1400, likely the last one

>>149239042
Cut the mayo in half and add mustard and you got yourself a solid 9.

>>149239292
>>149239271
autism

trashcan care!

>>149239153
4-1 payout on 3 strikeouts? That seems like a good bet

>>149239293
surely 1+ is free money right?

>>149239263
Reckiebros won.

Imagine rooting for multiple teams. What the fuck is wrong with you lmao.

>>149239057
>>149239127
I get it exactly as it's described on the board and I trust the sweet Italian lady that makes it to make me a good sandwich

>>149239263
fuggg I missed it

>>149239304
there's mustard on it

Let's go Chadres.

>>149239327
but.... i liked the padres second best........

Anals try to get run support challenge

>>149239327
For me if Chadres miss playoffs, Angel's, Royals and Giants.

>>149239354
even so I stand by my suggested modifications

>>149239399
You're supposed to root for your big bros. A ring for LA is a ring for all of SoCal

>>149239399
Hey babe. Where’s dinner?

>>149239153
these numbers make no sense unless the doyers said he's only got 30 pitches or something similar

>>149239417
1-2 innings of work, allegedly

>>149239248
What are the other 10%?

>>149239399
I rank all the postseason teams by my preference for them and reseed every round.

>>149239399
>Angel's
based but it's not happening this year

>>149239320
you're risking a lot for very little

Is Giancarlo Stanton the greatest Irish baseball player of all time?

Why can't you assholes score a fucking run?

>>149239465
personally, i would almost never take odds as bad as those, but i know others who would

M A R I N E R S
A
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N
E
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Devers seems like a lazy fucking retard
>I CANT LEARN FIRST (AKA I don't wanna run to the bag every play)
>I CANT LEARN ENGLISH
ICE, please come to Oracle. We need you.

What mindbroke the stankees?

>>149239127
>>149239283
not that it matters but how much do you weigh?

>>149239498
>he doesn't know

>>149239219
I'm watching my country beat up some islanders in the gold cup

this is the year panama wins the gold cup

>>149238852
Jakey is hitting two nukes off of Ohtani tonight, we're calling him Fat Man after this game

>>149239498
Something in Kansas City

>>149239498
Doyers 18-2

>>149239552
yeah, I'm gonna have to ask you to refrain from using the "jakey" moniker for anyone but the OG while posting in this genny

>>149239219
I'll save you 7 hours this week
>OKC wins easy tonight
>Indy wins easy game 6
>OKC wins a very close back and forth game 7

Jazz it up

A Jazzian single.

Volpe made the right call

>>149239648
yo i bet he thinks jazz is white people music

My wife 2hu says if the Padres win tonight she’ll sit on my face

Why are the Yankees playing like the Mariners today?

Rockies alive

Bo Jackson also played Major League Baseball

Good game from Soriano today, please score some funs now.

>>149239672
No yashi no watchy. Simple as.

Gloryholes

Kansas City. Royals.

>>149239672
Call me Joey Deeznuts

>>149239704
it's national seamen day

>>149239753
all parks should prevent gays from attending

>walker is a starter
>making him long reliever
>he throws 9 pitches in an inning
>don't bring him out again
I'm so tired of this

>>149239777
but then who will pay for the Mets' payroll?

One of you bums score

Mike Schmidt is going 8 innings lol

I'm gonna need CMO to blast one out of here for his first MLB hit

fuck rockies up 6 -- 4 nats top of the 9th lol

>>149239797
Jews

ohtani no hitter

>>149239839
no, they pay to convince the gays to go? they wouldn't drop their own money on that shit

you now remember game threads

jintsbros our rivals are proving their quality again

>>149239868
idk why the dodgers stopped and decided to slut it up in here

>>149239848
>大谷のヒッタ
who is Ohtani's hitter?

CMO'S FIRST MLB HIT IS A TRIPLE
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why dive for that you fucking retard?

>Rockies win again
Uhhhh, are they coming back?

Aaron retard

>>149239935
Unfortunately he is an Angel

>>149239942
*pardons*

>>149239942

>Attorney named Freedman
>Client goes to prison

>>149239977
BASED GAY HATING DODGERS

UNIRONICALLY, OF COURSE

>>149239967
*fortunately
We really need him to work out.

I'M DESPERATE SO PLEASE READ

WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO BE MY SEXUAL PARTNER

could use some insurance runs for the phillies

Jazz Genius

>>149240003
how big is your pen*s?

Wasn’t that three pitches?

Score a run or runs.

>>149240079
Why is this dude a yankee fan if he's jewish?

>>149240096
Because the Yankees are in New York?

>>149240044
EENSY WEENSY MICRO

>>149239848
yes, he will go 0-4

The Steinbrenners are German

>>149240126
no thanks, i'm good

>>149240122
But so are the Mets?

>>149240122
Don’t reply to the bait posters, the game is on.

>>149240122
But nearly all jews in New York City are Mest fans

>>149240137
I DON'T BLAME YOU IN FACT I RESPECT YOU

Does anybody know where the nearest methadone clinic is

WHAT A CATCH NETO

>>149239942
my little doyer doodle is rock hard at the thought of ippei the rat getting a pozzed load from bubba's bbc in prison

>>149240187
Over there

Yep, my Yankees are losing this game in extras.

>>149239672
how hasn't he croaked from heart disease yet

>>149240162
why is that?

>>149240225
The ultimate mariners loss

As you can clearly see, the Yankees need to sell by the deadline.

Have a seethe about the Mets.
Have two!

>>149240233
Yankees look like they are in their best October form

IT SEEMS SEXUAL PARTNERSHIP IS DIFFICULT TO ACHIEVE

Ron genius

Alec Bohm for Xander, who says no. You still trying to get rid of him, right?

>>149240246
The Yankees have been owned by Germans for decades (Steinbrenner). The Mest have been owned by jews for decades (Wilpon, Cohen). Simple as.

I'm so happy Zach Neto is on my team

>>149240276
The Kekker is the Mindfucker's bitch

>>149240278
methinks the team that would be taking on the awful albatross of a contract would say no

>>149239942
has his wife left him yet?

>>149238737
Damn who the fuck is that malding negro
Probably it’s the Venezuelan Red Sox poster

hey Chicago whaddya say?

Please Trout

bros why is ur sport pushin gay shit so hard (vtubers, twitch streamers)

>>149240367
some league exec's 9-year-old started blabbing at the dinner table

>>149240127
Both Dodgerfans

>>149240367
cali fags and japs are cattle

>>149240362
I can't believe his ankle didn't shatter

Please stop running so fast Trout, we need you heathly

>>149239486
plus 2 is the easy money, but very little of it. plus 1 is $30 return on $100

>>149240334
>veneZOLANO

I'm so tired of dusty wathan

>>149239399
glad to hear you're rooting for my stros :^)

Jeetuh woulda made dat fuckin play ova heeeeeeeeeauh

>>149240398
He has knee and back issues, not ankles.

ohtani to be given extra time to get ready to hit lead off after pitching first inning

Soler needs some 'pologizing to

>>149240367
>pushin gay shit so hard

What ever do you mean, anon?

Soler got so bailed out.

nobody cares doyerpaco

>>149240457
incredibly based

>>149240457
manfred...rigging? no wayyyyyyyyyy

BOHMIE

>>149240457
incredibly cringe

The anaels are out-marinersing the yankees

>>149240457
Ya don’t say…

current state of /mlb/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLuNxIp6z0w

Vulpissian shifting

>>149240487
the rest of the league should have to pay the Dodgers 20% of their gate revenue when they come to town desu for driving up attendance

>>149240457
Just have a fucking bat boy run his shit out to the field, what the fuck does he need more than two minutes to do?

>>149240555
why not just have more fundie pay for it?

>>149240557
get all the sticky stuff off his hands

Rooting for faggot Mike rn

yeah cuz I fucking love spin rate
and I fucking love weighted on base

>>149240583
I'll spin your balls

A Stantonian double

>>149240577
A true Irishman

FAGGOT MIKE DID IT HIS WAY

>>149240577
>>149240600
>>149240605
You’re welcome

is there a player that makes /mlb/ seethe more than ohtani?

Faggot Mike already has a higher ops than the fraud Judge

>>149240644
wut?

>>149240658
WHAT?

>>149240644
kek

>>149240658
Is he the first half-irish, half-negro baseball player?

anyone know who has the career longest hit ball between Judge and Stanton?

>>149240701
he's italian

It's time for Mariners baseball!

The absolute state of these two teams

HOLY SHIT GIFO WHAT A TAG

Stankees lol

>>149240717
He’s not apparently unused to think that to. Holy kek Yankees just basically hit into a caught stealing idk that I’ve ever seen that lmao.

>stankees
Fuck my boricua ass

based orion with his 1st save

One out away from an official semen slurper

>>149240717
>italian

you what now?

>Will from the baseball bat bros makes a fun video of him trying to his home runs with a cricket bat
>comment section is full of Australians and Pajeets UM ACKSHULLY posting him
why are turd worlders like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYiybyiJ4w8

>>149240772
what happened to your posse? i feel like you've been flying solo for a while now.

>renfigo dogshit missed grounder
>renfigo holy shit impressive grounder tag out
the agony and the ecstasy of the california anals

>>149240702
https://youtu.be/rqmcIedTNkw?si=EDRm4KASJ7ECQBQX
Stanton hit a 500ft homer in Coors, so it's him

RIP Gifo.

i wonder what dominguez's iq is

>>149240802
honestly, I haven't been posted as much either because of the riots/israel-iran lol
still watching games though

Kenlee Jansen

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

It’s over

>>149240805
kinda feels like there should be an asterisk given it's in Coors.

>>149240798
Cricket fans are incredibly insecure.

>>149240822
Based IDF anon

>>149240469
let's just ignore the 29 other teams that did this

doyers soon

dodgers, why didn't we just keep kenley since money means nothing to our financiers

Thank god my beloved Orion Kerkering secured the save against the Marlins of Miami

>>149240888
28. The Rangers hate gays and can't even do a insincere performative thing

>>149240814
multimillionaire

pfma

>>149240916
based

adell you dumb cunt have you considered making contact and moving the runner over

ya just neva know whatcha gonna see at da bawlpark

>That's not a very good at bat for Jo Adell
Even Wayne is tired of this team and their shit at bats

>>149240890
>>149240898
>>149240945
no one cares doyerpacos

>>149240966
Why did he go tho?

>>149240898
they tried to but they had to wait for the Freddie signing to go through before they made some other move to free up space to be able to sign Kenley and he got pissed and signed with Atlanta instead.

>>149240911
>LMJ
the J stands for Jobber

>>149240980
He would have been safe if that hadn't happened.

>>149240980
1 out, sac fly wins the game if he makes it. he had the bag stolen easily on the prior pitch but it was fouled off lol.

renfigo you dumb cunt have you considered making contact and moving the runner over

angelsuck

>>149240966
YES

>>149240980
he got a good jump on his steal, and even if the ball was hit in play, the odds of it being hit to that exact spot on the field to fuck him were very small

Just bunt his ass over and hit a sac fly wtf

>>149241011
that smiles says, "fuck my ass"

>>149240966
man , that sucks. hopefully it's just a bruise. also heard Dominguez was a tank, but this is the first I can actually see what was meant.

>>149241024
>sac bunt and sac fly with 1out already
huh

>>149241011
the antichrist

>>149241033
NO WAY!!

>>149241062
>elite
>not even batting .300
huh

>>149241047
I mean at the start of the inning. I know Adell has been hot but this team as a whole is ass right now and Wash loves his bunts

>>149241011
Karros could use some bangs to cover up that unflattering fivehead

>>149241062
>superman walks into the phone booth already in costume
oh ai, you'll never learn

oh yay more AI slop

>>149241080
bangs on men are gay

SCORE SOME RUNS

>>149241079
away team never gives away an out in extra innings unless the 3rd baseman is playing back for some unknown reason

>>149240966
wtf

>>149241094
whoosh. he's already superman

>>149241107
not if you dye them and use an iron to give some curls

>DJ LMAOHEIU
KWAB

>>149241117
Yeah well i trust absolutely nobody at the bottom of the order to get a hit anyways.

>>149241128
Based 2024 Andrew Friedman lifelong

>>149241128
love this little negro like you wouldn't believe

jp walkford :)

>>149241134
then why is he walking into the phone booth

Dj retard

What happened to angels rookie sensation Ryan Johnson?

>>149241179
He had some good outings, then a lot of shitty ones and got sent down.

nice throw adell (you dumb cunt)

how will mark prior manage ohtani's arm?

>>149241162
Poofter

>they thought it was gone
kek

SEMEN SLURPER

Goldschmidt should shave his head, that is an awful bald spot

>>149241202
>total asian death

>>149241202
he won't. He's gonna tell Ohtani to throw 100 MPH heaters all day and then get shocked when he suddenly is grabbing his arm after 1 batter.

>>149241202
he will manage to destroy it

is MLBN really going to keep this slurper manfred runner ball on instead of padres dodgers?

>>149237546 (OP)
I bet to make the playoffs the Mariners, Red Sox, and Giants. Who do I cheer for tonight? I'm thinking I cheer for the Sox to win the series 2-1, since their current fangraph playoff odds are around 30%, and the Mariners are 56%.

Angels about to take this game

Manfredball is not working for the Yankees

nice bunt Neto

>>149241243
anon...

hahahahahahahaha
Basedgay Blowfraudy is getting LIT UP tonight
Probably wont event make it through the first

>making Neto bunt
FUCK YOU WASH YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

all of a sudden every "recommended" tweet is about how good teslas are and how evil iran is lmao

>>149241172
because he's being called upon to save pitching even though he's already saving batting. doesn't need to change into... you guys just don't understand art.

>>149241243
i kneel

NETONIAN POP BUNT

>>149241252
A hot grill, on my mlb???

SCHANUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First run scored in this game came in the 11th inning

This doyers game is not listed on tv just "mlb live game action" it better fuckin be the doyers game

gg Angles

Recycle when ready
>>149237554
>>149237554
>>149237554

Please fuck my boricua ass

They still fear Trout

>>149241306
it's being broadcast on the mlb website for free

nobody cares, paco

angels color guy:
>"you gotta go for the juggler right here"

Shogay Otranny Kek!

>>149241306
You've been told how to pirate it.

>>149241306
>>149241325
every single game is "broadcast...for free" you absolute spergs

>>149241343
KEK

>>149241295

i like baseball

>>149241358
nice flyout

Its on tv so its all hood

>>149241358
Maybe Muslims had the right idea about dressing women

>>149241355
I probably have more sites bookmarked than anyone here. mlb site is probably less apt to blink out.

>>149241386
>living close enough to receive broadcast television
such a canadian thing to do

Dying out

>>149241399
more like DRYING out

>>149241391
ohai, sweetie

Illegals in my yard

>>149241399
Yeah this sport is boring as fuck
Only a few more months till America's Game returns tho

Time for my Padres to remind Ohtani why he stopped pitching

>gives up a full count hit
oh yeah, Ohtani's washed

which team would sign them

>>149241821
My major league Balls

derp