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@DShulman_ESPN
For those who aren’t watching the Jays game right now…I have some very happy news to pass along - Buck will be back with us one week from tonight in LA. Buck, we are all thrilled to know you’ll be back in the booth for the stretch run!

okay, but who's the girl with him, he's cute

Yankees

>>150056262
Why does this dude look like he just got punched in the face?

Anthony Volpe
Jared Serna

for Tommy Edman

Who says no?

eggman :)

Apparently the Cheatstros don't wanna win this game

2 dogs and a garlic fries is enough

>>150056258
glad to see him back

Yankees.

CONFORTO IS OFFICIALLY .002 FROM BREAKING .200

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

>>150056274
snooPING AS usual I see

that's what good teams do, rest and relax against bad teams

Is an entire bag of ballpark peanuts not good for me

>>150056275
neither do the cheatsux

freeland's first big league RBI :)

doyers
based freeland

>>150056258
is that the guy with the funny voice?

>>150056289
It’s protein.

FREE LAND

go go go

mendoza isn't going to let mullins play until tyrone gets a hit, huh?

Freeland!

>>150056293
>people call In-N-Out "fast food"
>45 minutes in the drive thru

Freeland's first ribby!

BELLI + SPEEDY BASE RUNNERS = 6-0

h
HERE COME THE YANKS

:)

zesty sacfly

>>150056291
I don't care. Fuck the trade deadline. They will win to the World Series without problems.

good job mookie

>>150056289
I can't eat peanuts anymore. I once ate about a pound of peanuts in one sitting and then every time I pooped it was like crunchy peanut butter coming out of my ass.

>>150056296
>>150056298
>>150056303
>>150056312
think he's going to be what Lux was supposed to be for us

dookie butts did something productive

>>150056320
>panamanian nonesense

Mets

>>150056311
45 minutes is actually pretty fast if there are 30 cars in the drive thru.

>>150056314
If we lost to a guy named Junk, we'd never hear the end of it.

>ohtani blanket
wew

why is panamapaco seething today?

>>150056255
Recker mindfucked manoah

>>150056311
>45 minutes in the drive thru
plus the 45 minutes of LA traffic

Am I correct in understanding that even if your hit is caught, your team can still score runs from the bases? Sorry I really am a noob sometimes with baseball

>>150056330
how long did you take to make him cum?

singletani

>>150056328
Its 6-0

If Flaherty pitches like that the rest of the season we win the AL

singletani

>>150056342
dodgers and yankees are both winning

>>150056358
>>150056353
cringe

I think the DOYERS should score more runs!

OHTANI IS THE BEST OF ALL TIME

Do Doyer fans like the Padres? Do Doyer fans like Padre fans?

>>150056362
ironic :^)

>>150056344
Recker MINDFUCKED manoah

>>150056258
Is that the guy with the extremely geriatric voice?

>that ohtani blanket

KEK

>>150056338
Who are the anime girls? Is this a new broship I missed? Brazest

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>>150056255
>tattoo of your own name

getting sick of the thread splitting.

>>150056348
If a player is on 2nd or 3rd and the ball is hit deep enough with only 1 out, yes.

got smackdown on tv
got the jays game on the radio
high
with a slice of pizza

>>150056348
you gotta tag the base you were at but then you're free to run if you wish.

>>150056348
yes, but the runner can't physically leave the bag until the catch is made to try to advance.

>only 59 days left in the regular season
bros.....

Nice debut for Varland

>>150056384
Weed is bad for you

>>150056384
Crack is bad for you

>>150056337
very good point considering that's always the case
I swear city planners must shit themselves about traffic whenever in n out tell them they want to open a new one

>>150056384
>watching slopdown
yikes

>>150056393
ugh... ermf... guh

fuck my boricua ass

LazCHADs we are so winning tonight

um… wtf?

Idk what you expected. Rodon has great—not no hit stuff…

>>150056348
yes runners can tag up (touch) the base they were on and then run as soon as the ball is caught. so say there is a runner on third with 1 out in the bottom of the 9th and the pitching team is up by 1 run. if theres a deep fly ball in foul territory the outfielder would just let it drop for a foul ball because if he catches it the runner on third can easily run home and tie the game. its pretty rare to see that happen though

>>150056366
Sometimes Padgers unite. Some things are bigger than baseball

>>150056404
guilla just put on a terrific performance

>>150056413
Dankeeslopspie is trademarked content, delete this now.

>>150056345
but I live in Anaheim

Stop posting in the old

Time to test out this fancy new bullpen yankbros

:)

>>150056433
see you soon :)

>>150056403
>I swear city planners must shit themselves about traffic whenever in n out tell them they want to open a new one
they literally. it's like a whole legal fight. streets are changed, parking lots redesigned to accommodate

>>150056445
jej

>>150056437
>posted in nu
erm... earth to anonspie?

>>150056337
I was kidding, I would never go to such a shitty restaurant. In fact, in texas, we have like 3 In-n-out (total) and there is never a wait

>$15 for 2 double cheeseburgers and a side of fries
I can get much more and tastier food at Whataburger for the same price

>https://x.com/blakehharris/status/1951437091050758368?s=46

That's a suspicious sound coming from ohtani bat...... Very very suspicious...

just removed like three huge boogers from my nose

>Multi-hit gametani
He really loves hitting vs Tampa holy shit kek
>Hit the cycle vs TB
>First Grand Slam as a pro vs TB
>40-40 Grand Slam vs TB, also was his first walk-off homer

>>150056460
stunt on 'em chadres!

>>150056459
nobody cares what you do in texas buddy

>>150056436
Anaheim IS LA

>blow gays
Wow nice division lead guys.

>>150056460
stunt on 'em chadres!

>>150056449
only in LA

>>150056445
hahah

Otto Kemp is just a bawl player
OH SHIT IT'S MASTER BADER TIME

>>150056474
It really isn't.

>>150056468
keep us posted

Jays can't get hits tonite, just flyouts.

>>150056468
make sure to wipe them under your chair

>>150056377
Whitekees because of Field of Dreams. The Indians hate us because of our antics in the playoffs over the years, but I think they're cool.
>>150056413
I do not like the mest.

>>150056473
and yet, you all keep coming here :^)

>>150056460
stunt on 'em chadres

America won that division

>>150056366
#BiggerThanBaseball #FDT

>>150056460
>Tell me more about these "suspicious bats."

>>150056480
There are more major cities in California than just LA.

otto needs to fucking steal 2nd

grid chads have you updated your brain with the recent trades?

>>150056471
>has only hit 2 singles
>one was a lucky infield hit
you dick suck too much, paco

thats a swing
STEEEEERIKE THREEEEEE

>>150056490
You LOVE the Mets tho

Jesus could only hit flyouts against the roylels
#HeGetsUs

>>150056459
>$15 for two doubles and fries
That sounds like a good deal to me

>>150056483
according to US census, it is

>>150056491
say hi to Joe Rogan for me faggot hahahahahaha

Any jintsbros can hmu with the most gayest, flamboyant, bars and clubs in San Francisco? This boricua wants to get down!

I’ve never been to Texas because it seems kinda gay ama

>>150056499
>such as Anaheim, Long Beach, Newport, Inland Empire, Moreno Valley, Riverside, Irvine, Oxnard

plot twist, that's all LA bud

freddie :)

FREDDIE :)

Why are the Monarchs DOGwalking the Expos rn? 7-1? Hello jasy?

FREDDIE :)

no...NO!!!

>>150056485
>>150056487
rubbed them into the corner of the carpet with my foot

>>150056509
I want the Giants to move back and you guys to leave.

>>150056516
rentfree :^)

FREDDIE :)

fweddie :3

OH SHIT FREDDIE FREEMAN

Freddie :D

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Only steers and queers come from Texas

>>150056531
There's the entire bay area moron

Some good fucking dingers today

that’s out man

>>150056544
>ws2025
stop

>ruin stinkek

fucking garbage pitching

>>150056522
the entire city is an open air gay bar. just walk around hanging brain

>>150056555
Digits confirm

>>150056559
Disney world is literally bigger than San Fran

>dugout mist
geez

lmao SF be gay as fuck dawg

>>150056555
>steer
your wife uses the term Bull, but same difference

Is freeman always this good?

>tfw mookie still has warning track power
>in a minor league stadium
uhm, how many more years are on this contract???

>>150056514
According to swingers, it isn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agvzE91Xfek

>>150056571
There are other, much larger cities in the bay area. Enough.

>>150056579
he's been down most of the year but has been rounding into form the past week or so

>>150056579
he had the worst slump of his career earlier this year. but generally, yes. hall of famer, consistently great. father time is knocking.

>>150056544
Well that just doesn’t make a lick of sense.

>>150056579
he was hitting like .360 then he had a big slump to drop it to just below .300

>Jays swing for power
>3 Hits
they better go back to what they did in June.

Thom Brennaman is supposedly a big San Francisco fan

>>150056484
Please stop.

>>150056582
wish I could go back to when that movie was new

>>150056563
I didn't put the logo there, but Yankgers last year didn't work out so I want the next best thing thoughever. The city wanted another subways eries last year. I was wondering when Boone was going to pull Rodon.

i am beginning to think lindor, soto, and pete need to have a sleepover and talk things out

got an exterminator taking out a beehive in my backyard and i missed my chance to 'freddie :)' post..

Mariners!

>Devers
>0 for 4
>4 strike outs

Jintsbros...

awww shit we got some smol bawl

>drinkin beer
>eatin burrito
>watchin ball
you almost forget life is pain sometimes

>>150056480
I was just talking to my brother who is a civ engineer (originally from chicago n moved to the bay area) and he said getting things done in california is a gigantic headache, worse than chicago, where the government is literally known for being corrupt and hard to work with. There's some governing body that you have to jump through hoops for in order to get things done, it might have just been the cali department of transportation but I'm not sure. I don't know why I wrote all of this that's all I have to say

>>150056612
Thinking about NY. Subway Series would heal the city. >Boone picks JLo first

>>150056484
>>150056619
we're all in here!

Baz looks a bit like Sheehan on the mound

>>150056579
use the flow chart

No way the Red Sox are winning a game involving Laz Diaz. Fucker always screws them every year

>>150056611
I sympathize but please admit I won the argument now.

>>150056625
Beer is bad for you.

>>150056616
oh honey :(

>>150056616
good bees or shit bees?

I think the tigers suck

>>150056635
it do be lyk dat

66 years old and still got it

>>150056645
good bees until they started being hostile when i got near their spot

>>150056655
BASED

>Indians
Fucking lol.

>>150056639
no idea what you're talking about. I'm not the anon you were arguing with. I used to love that movie.

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>>150056662
who?

>>150056629
CEQA is the usual issue. mostly gets abused by whatever party doesn't want a project to happen. i'm a lefty retard but that shit needs to be amended and scaled back so we can build shit faster.

>>150056655
This might have just won him b2b NL manager of the year

old man kersh is dying out there lol

>>150056665
>spam
this is how you know something bad happened in a doyer game

>>150056660
so, they're just being relocated then?

Pete did it his way

see ya Bryce!

YER OUTTA HERE LARPER!

Just a warning /mlb/
trade deadlines doesn't buy you a championship. 1st and 2nd place teams will be bounced out of the first or second round of the postseason.

We're losing to a team who starts a player with a .165 batting average.

Pete did it his way.

Opinions on pineapple on pizza, /mlb/?

PETE ALONSO

>should've struck out on a checked swing
>still strikes out on a checked swing
kek

garbage time solo shot Pete bros we are so fucking back

>>150056655
What am I looking at?

>>150056671
the humidity is probably loosening his joints and helping his stuff play up.

>>150056680
>period sox

>>150056663
Oh okay cool

Why do people keep making new threads?

>>150056683
taco taco
burrito burrito

The stankees are going to blow a 6 run lead

>>150056672
nah, Harper got thrown out again lol, trying to attack the 3rd base ump on a check swing call, again

Laz Diaz is a stupid faggot

>>150056697
>firsr roundkees

>>150056699
Ever heard of the infinite progression of time newfag?

>>150056683
i like it. a combination of sweet and savory that only one with a refined palette can truly appreciate.

RyMac prevents the Yanks from getting Boone’d temporarily lol

>phillies booth absolutely demoralized by the dinger
kek

>>150056717
Time literally isn't real.

ffs

>>150056683
I'll eat it if it's around but would never order a pizza with it on there.

>brandon lockridge has a 2 hit game with the brewers AND remembers he is fast enough to steal bases
good job Padres Legend

>>150056683
i can deal with it but i really like a warm slice of pineapple on a burger

>>150056731
sex with your sister while you watch

>shartper
>philthies

YES Network fix your FUCKING cameras. Why can't we see 3B?

>be philthies
>tie game
>then lose

????

starting to worry the yankees might not make the playoffs at all

>>150056694
Murph pulled a pancake out of his pocket, took a bite, asked the blonde is she wanted some and she took a bite from the same spot he did

>barely even moves in the box
>DID HE GO?

>>150056743
orion is a 2nd year pitcher who is still finding his stuff, he's 7th inning guy but he has been the fucking closer. Dombrowski needed to get 2 maybe 3 relievers and just got a closer even if he's a good closer.

>>150056581
seven years anon....

>>150056748
Good.

>>150056683
no thanks for me, but i like how the mexicans here give a small slice of pineapple with al pastor tacos

>>150056762
>seven years
based

>>150056640
that's ok, i'm going to die at 66 like gary shandling. i had a premonition

>>150056719
This so much.

>>150056777
trips confirm. see you on the other side anon

>>150056777
checked. Shandling dying really fucked me up. it felt like it came out of nowhere.

Dogshit Metsie lineup yet again, are Torrens’ pickoffs really worth the automatic out every time?

shandling's one second cameo in zoolander was his best work

strikeoutlookingtani..

>>150056791
Alvarez got dinged in the head a couple days ago that's why he's out

>>150056683
fine if you're having it with ham (hawaiian pizza). not my personal pref but it's not a disgusting flavor profile.

>>150056791
Put some respect on da next Strawburry

WILLIAM YARD SHOT

>only working stream is in spanish
we live in a society

Remember Argentina used to be 85% white and the rest light-skinned mestizos
Many years ago, Europeans stopped coming and immigrants from Latin American countries began to come,mainly people from Paraguay and Bolivia.
Now the native population is being replaced by brown people
In Argentina all this is completely ignored
the kids are brainwashed by telling them that the argentinian is the mestizo
some people even deny that the country was ever white.

https://www.amren.com/features/2017/04/argentina-a-mirror-of-your-future-buenos-aires-latin-america/

>Giants fans call for Yaz to get DFA'd all season'
>gets traded for peanuts and immediately homers for the royals while Matos looks just as shit as he always has
Great work guys

bacon and maple syrup, now theres a sweet & savory combo

>>150056810
biggest doyer fan

>>150056243 (OP)
kino ballpark ngl

why is there an aussie on the rays broadcast?

>>150056812
kek vagiants

>>150056810
Everyone laugh at this no sabo

>>150056810
look at MLB rosters, they're like 90% hispanics, so they SHOULD be in spanish

>>150056762
...hear me out. send mookie back to the sox for crochet

>he swung on this
LMAO

>>150056815
i always put maple syrup on my bacon :)

So this is the power of the newly improved Carlos Correa?

>>150056831
kek and lel

>>150056823
liam hendricks' boyfriend diversity hired because he has anal sex with liam hendricks, which is progressive, or something

>>150056815
For me I make sausage patties, air fry frozen biscuits and make sausage biscuit with syrup

Thoughts on cock? Need it or keep it?

>>150056848
sneed it

Do you pronounce it sirrrr-up or seeer-up?

Pirates are raping the Rockies rn

wilmer? :(

>>150056848
NEED IT
Gimme dat!!!!!!!!

Go, Cubs, Go!

>>150056785
cheers
>>150056786
yeah, i just re-watched the barry sanders show. holds up. wish he was still around doin stuff

>>150056848
need it (in my ass)
keep it (in my ass)

OTTO IS A BAWL PLAYER

>>150056862
who cares

>>150056795
I saw him interviewed by Tom Snyder one night. I was high af and Tom would ask his usual rote questions while chuckling and Gary kept acting like he was having panic attacks and Tom started bending over backwards to make Gary even more comfortable, as if it was even possible. Gary would start acting normal and Tom would start chuckling and Gary would act like he was freaking out until Gary finally just started laughing at Tom. It's the only time I ever saw Tom Snyder get pissed off, not that I watched him a lot. It was one of the weirdest things I've seen on live tv, and I wish I could watch it again.

>>150056860
It's Sci-rup

>>150056860
say-roop

Remember Argentina used to be 85% white and the rest light-skinned mestizos
Many years ago, Europeans stopped coming and immigrants from Latin American countries began to come,mainly people from Paraguay and Bolivia.
Now the native population is being replaced by brown people
In Argentina all this is completely ignored
the kids are brainwashed by telling them that the argentinian is the mestizo
some people even deny that the country was ever white

https://www.amren.com/features/2017/04/argentina-a-mirror-of-your-future-buenos-aires-latin-america/

>>150056860
sigh-roop

>>150056867
Hey chicago whaddya say, dicks are in my ass today...

>>150056860
sneed

>>150056795
nah larry sanders was peak

>>150056810
mlb webcast dot com

>>150056890
nahh that's crazyy

bunch of smallbrains ITT talking nonsense here.

>>150056880
new vpn after your brazil one got banned earlier?

>150056863
You're not funny. I won't even give you a quote this time.

>>150056811
DYING OUT

Javier Vazquez mentioned.

I want to see a suicide squeeze

>>150056815
pork works with a plethora of sweet profiles. fun meat in that way

>>150056860
see-yuh-ruhp

>>150056868
one of the best television shows of all time. the proof is how everyone wanted to appear on it.

How come everyone else gets cute V-tubers and anime stuff, and we get some crappy mascot cat? It's not even interesting enough to be cringe, it's just a toy for elementary school girls.

>>150056863
lol

>>150056811
beisbol?

>>150056860
sizz-urp

kershaw is sweating HARD

>>150056908
humans taste like pork

>>150056890
agreed

Freeland is working that stache

>>150056908
pork 'em!

I am now an expert on the racial history of Argentina

>>150056860
Aunt Jemima

>>150056927
he's 43 cut him some slack

>Chapman pitching over the Asstros
uh oh 2019 ALCS flashbacks

>>150056928
no one can refute this because dahmer is dead

>>150056915
hello kitty is cute fuck you, and women love it.

>>150056944
we need babbyspie now more than ever

One side has subhuman hot humid weather, and the other has nice weather.

I won't say which, but this one key indicator never misses.

>>150056694
The most kino manager in the league

>>150056945
reminder: hello kitty is a human girl

>Correa 0-4
lol welcome back to pooston haha

>no bunt
I hate baseball now

>>150056927
>>150056938
it has a ton to do with the humidity there. TB is known to be a miserable place in the summer.

what does real maple syrup tastelike? ive only had the goyslop version. real is like $30 for 1 pancake's worth

>>150056945
women who love sanrio characters is an immediate red flag

2024 Jays are back

>>150056947
>most interesting coastie seethe bait

this new pitcher seol yoona seems good

>>150056955
I'm literally a cat tho

oh shit he's safe, way to run that out stotty

detroit's SS is highkey ASS

>Saweetie concert after Giants game
Based.

The beautiful city of New York

>>150056730
>>150056800
basically

>>150056969
>seil yanna suck on deez nuts

>>150056958
No refunds, sucker! Hahaha!
...Also, your check's in the mail.

lots of spics in this genny

>>150056958
rentfree

>>150056978
>Saweetie
wtf is that supposed to be?

goddamn shit bullpen

>despite all the high profile offseason acquisitions and Ohtani's two-way player meme, geriatric dad body Kershaw remains the most consistent Dodgers ace
Dare I say... kino?

>>150056988
>twins are paying $35 million of the remaining $70 million contract
okay, thanks for the check :3

>>150056915
>>150056945
>>150056955
You rang?

>>150056978
SaweeDEEZ NUTS BIATCH

>>150056963
especially if she smokes cigarettes

>be me
>peace fully yapping on /mlb
>eatin a burrito
>drinkin a beer
>watchin the game
>suddenly this commercial pops up
jesus FUCKING CHRIST can we please socialize health care in this country so i don't have to get these RETARDED DOGSHIT DRUG ComMERcIALs

>>150056993
looks like it's just you

Jays' season is over

>>150056282
he has hit well since late june

phillies couldn't have gotten a white closer? this is retarded

>>150056955
how old is she...

2024 Bullpen is back

I like Ian Seymour's windup. It's very nice.

wtf did they mean by this

>>150057002
they're paying about a third you fucking brainlet

lindor breaks his 0-92 streak

>>150057008
how much of my reblackening will my insurance cover?

Laz Diaz should retire now

>>150057004
would

>>150056289
Nuts have a fuckton of calories. Don't overdo it. A single peanut is 5-6 calories.

>>150056978
The current state of the music industry is so dire
All these "big" artists and performers have no discernible styles or themes... they're really interchangeable from one another. They even dress the same way at red carpet events. Kendrick Lamar is probably the closest thing to having his own artistic style and even with him 80% of the output is just same-y mumbly crap

Story was so close to that walkoff

>>150057035
How many are you eating fat fuck?

Fluharty was just awful

>>150057008
better than uncensored apple TV ads

I'm gonna believe so hard rn

>>150057033
>Laz Diaz
>Laz
this whole time i thought it was yaz.

soto groundball soon

umpires have been trying to fuck the Phillies all night goddamn

Duran really throws 98-99 mph splitters? what the fuck

>>150057032
KEK

premature
>be houston
>cheat
>lose

>>150056845
for me it's these frozen biscuits

A Sotonian doinker

>>150057028
35/70 is 50%

>>150057048
this faggot loves the camera way too much

GRISH

>>150056978
Nicki Minaj spun off 50 clones and their music is all indistinguishable.

Yup I knew it was coming

>>150057062
nice vpn

>>150057027
Grungo am client advocate. Grungo crush puny opposing litigants.

>>150057016
i saw a stat that was very complimentary to his recent performance. last 15 days or last 15 games? don't remember which, but i tried to look on baseball reference and it asked me to pay them money. which i'm not averse to, but also no thanks

jintsbros this is just the universe we live in

ANOTHER THREE RUN BOMB

GRISH’D

>>150057063
>ovenable tray
so simple even an american can do it

Behind the mound! It gets through Adames!

that was actually a wild game, gg tigers this should be a fun series
>bader and duran had an impact
you win this round dombrowski...

>>150057063
I just buy the Meijer brand

Soto attacks ya!!!

>>150057073
It was just unlucky thoughever

>>150057032
jej

For me, it's the Buckeye icecream from Handels homemade ice cream. The thinking man icecream.

Also Chadres in 10 mins :)

>>150057090
Meijer is spanish for better

my jints do not have ohtani so we are not allowed to dream

>>150057099
blue bell mogs

no...NO!!!

Did you ever doubt >us?

a real gapening happening in DC right now

>>150057077
Conforto's July splits were borderline all-star level. If he finishes that way he'll have a respectable season. Batted .273 with a mid .800s OPS and only struck out about 16% of ABs

how about that kershaw, huh. had this penciled in as a rays sweep myself.

>>150057099
are the new bats in the lineup tonight?

>>150057101
fact check: false. its spanish for groceria.

>>150057065
There's a $103 million left on Correa's contract. The Twins are paying $33m and the Astros are paying the rest. It's not 33/70, it's 33 AND 70.

>>150057104
yes you are still allowed to dream tho. you have devers lmao

Butto owes us a blown game rn

>>150057099
>2hu/holotumor padrepaco jumped ship to BA
grim

wtf is Meijer

Mariners!

Ronny on deck

>>150057099
how widespread is handels? there's a couple near me in redacted southern california city. didn't know they were a chain

>>150057121
>counting player option years
I guess you're desperate for the win

This dumbfuck game is tied thanks to our former pitchers

Jose Buttó owes me a home run allowed.

>>150057119
Laureano is the starting left fielder, O'Hearn not DHing today because it's a fucking lefty on the mound. Cards hate fun. Diaz has been Pivetta's catcher all season and it's worked so Fermin isn't in yet either

>>150057130
it's like Publix but inferior

Tie game!

>>150057099
Hey babe. What’s for dinner?

mets

>relievers come in for low leverage garbage time
>can't get outs nor throw strikes
thanks a lot guys, just put the backup catcher on the mound and call it a day.

>>150057121
>when you suck so badly your team pays $33M to have you play against them

>>150057145
>twists your nutsack

>>150057115
this is actually crazy

>>150057090
>>150057120
When a Japanese friend came to visit once he thought they were "Major" (there used to be a chain of stores with that name in his neighborhood back home)

>>150056860
seeer-up for me

>>150057145
is this game any good? the art direction looks so boring to me but everybody seems to love it

Wilyer is blueballing me with these fouls

>national broadcast
>extra innings
script writers are lazy

>>150057125
considering devers is not a pitcher, he's maybe 5% of why we fell off a cliff

>>150057142
meh, i'll watch them when they're all in the lineup

>>150057121
>>150057154
on the seethe

>>150057109
You niggas have to be cheating

what should i watch

>>150057142
ugly gook whore

is he really throwing 99 mph splitters? how do you even do that?
wtf is his fastball velocity?

>>150057177
hololive

The pen and trade deadline got exposed hard tonight

>>150057177
The Seattle Mariners of course!

>vagiants
kek Busted Pussy thought they would be contenders this year

>>150057148
I’m making wevos y chorizo.
Padres in a minute!

>pinch-hitting baty for vientos

die

>>150057178
sex with all but the top left and bottom right

>>150057185
will walkoff in extras.
trust the manfred script.

>>150057178
Is this from the tea app leak?

>salsa on sausage
>country french salad dressing on hamburgers

>Alex Call
i thought this was a minor leaguer?

>>150057136
Nope, and nope. Be mad, though, I guess.

>>150057177
We are about to beat Boston

>>150057186
This isn't your year, kiddo. Garbage 3 seed that will get swept by Gayxas in the wild card round

Gentlemen, what do the scouting reports say about Alex Call.

>>150057168
I enjoyed it a lot tbqh made me download a PS2 emulator and FFX rom

>>150057199
no they're vtumors and the one that the spic chicano is spamming is two ugly gook women

>>150057202
IAYC paco

>>150057180
Jake retard

>>150057200
I gave your mom's Salsa my sausage, IYKWIM

>>150057143
meijer kroger aldi all better than pubelicks

>>150057175
Problem?

>>150057210
>is two ugly women
it's 2 different vtubers, Fuwawa and Mococo (FuwaMoco channel), they are actually IRL sisters and eat each other out

>>150057210
fuwamoco are canadian white girls

>>150057215
She doesn't eat red meat. Was it turkey sausage?

>>150057201
major leaguer that's best suited as a 4th outfielder. He'll get starts against lhp. he's an upgrade over Ruiz. gets on base but no power. can play all 3 OF spots.

>>150057215
what did he mean by this?

>>150057177
your weight

>>150057216
aldis is my go to store

>>150057178
>most of them are kinda cute
not bad but still wouldn’t trust vtrooners

>>150057182
It's a 2-seamer. All the pitchcast bullshit is bullshit. They just make up names for pitches

Pitch 1 (2-seam fastball)
>sinker 98mph
Pitch 2 (curveball)
>knuckle slurve 85mph
Pitch 3 (slider)
>wipeout sweeper 92mph
Pitch 4 (4-seam fastball)
>Ultimateball 99mph
Pitch 5 (4-seam fastball)
>Gyrocutter 97mph

>>150057178
sex with all except bottom row

i hate carlos mendoza.

>>150057227
no shit retard look at the image
they're ugly gooks that's why they became vtubers

>>150057202
you're never going to win an argument against a brainlet who can't do simple math

>>150057153
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0qaJCwSluwo&pp=ygUXYW50aG9ueSByZWNrZXIgcGl0Y2hpbmc%3D

>>150057192
Thanks babe! Love you! <3

>>150057247
Me too I loved when Joe Rogan called him out for stealing jokes

>>150057230
they're both asians, they've done irl meet and greets. they may live in canada, but they are of oriental descent

>>150057234
sounds like outman. what's the fucking point

God bless the phillies for that comeback

>>150057249
post selfie

>>150057252
>>150057202
>replying to yourself
grim

alright cards fans in the genny what’s wrong with helsley what’s the catch

>>150057269
>post selfie

>>150057234
also thank you for the answer, knowledgeable anon

>>150057269
all those "women" are hideous, half of them look like trannies

Tick Tock Pitchie!

Nu in fu babe

>>150057249
you're talking to a bunch of yellow fever anons who genuinely believe the average 4/10 asian woman is a 8/10 because of some fucked up internet-fueled fantasy they have of asian ladies being servile and perfect

>>150057262
he's got way better contact skills than Outman. 4 years of control and should be a solid role player until the prospects are ready.

nu in a few

>>150057281
if trannies look like this, I'm gay

>>150057274
he will blow it in crucial moments in the 'ostseason

>Manfredball
>on (((Apple TV)))
>booston vs hooston
Yep that's going in my cringe compilation
>>150057178
Half of these don't look like the typical femweeb, but then again they were probably recruited for their e-whoring skills to begin with instead of anime discussion or whatever

>Laureano caught the first out
already contributing!

>>150057274
Injuries TBA

Can't tell if the rays suck or if the dodgers are that good.

>>150056256
>>150056256

>>150057284
god i hate brown people

said it before, saying it again: this should be tampa bay's team colors and uni.

>>150057295
pay your internet bill

for me, it's the ultimateball

>>150057295
Did your computer have a seizure?

Nu split in a fu

Thats probably game, Laz Diaz should hang himself