Thread 150090513

mariners

I just took a “big dumper” in my Depends

>>150090513 (OP)
Cubs

>>150090530
should've used the honey bucket

Thanks baker ^^

this is the thread

im actually not going to post in the stankees thread matter of fact

berds?

this one was first
>>150090511
>>150090511
check timestamps and post number
recycle >>150090513 (OP) later

Mariners.
This is the thread.

>>150090433
it really just takes a good Marlins team and you could see more sellouts like that. There's a fanbase there to bring it. Even if it's currently mostly transplant yankee fans, some just don't want to root for a poverty franchise that does fire sales on a regular basis
>>150090467
You're thinking of snowbirds, too early for them to come down.

>>150090565
nobody cares, luigi

DDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150090563
me neither.
marinerbros what are we drinking?

>>150090580
>You're thinking of snowbirds, too early for them to come down.
No I'm not I'm talking about the many many thousands of tourists who flood the area this time of year.

>>150090598
arnold palmers

>Cubs, Mariners, Jays
These are the teams shitposting anti-yankee slop. Noted.

did the roots broadcast take a shit for anyone else? it's back now but was gone for 3 minutes.

>>150090614
Who the fuck would go to South Florida when it's in the 90s+? Unless you're thinking of Orlando for tourist parks.

mest

Let's go Jake!

>>150090634
https://www.miamiandbeaches.com/getmedia/14c2440f-79cc-43e9-af8c-08ad596d672f/June_2023_MIA_Arrivals.pdf
Bit out of date, travel numbers across the country are way up, I bet they're even higher now.

>>150090513 (OP)
Hell yeah. Let's get some more runs.

Kick it in gear deGrom.

>>150090565
Imagine typing this and hitting submit. Actually pathetic.

I ain't even gay tho

>angels don't sell at the deadline
>get swept at home by the white sox
thank god we still have kenley for 2 more months! 3rd place in the west is still within striking distance!

>>150090620
and I'd do it again!

>>150090564
#Byrbbros

>>150090698
i believe you

>trashtros swept
>jankees swept
RED SOX SILENCING ALL THE HATERS. THEY ARE WINNING THE 2025 WORLD SERIES! Move over Blow Jobs. Leafies don't deserve a trophy.

>>150090696
He was stuck in 1st gear, thankfully.

>>150090620
hows that third place taste? judge is done. stanky jews are done.

Extremely based thread. Now /we/ need Cal to find his swing again

Have you guys ever heard of the Chicago White Sox?

dodgers

>logan evans outpitches degrom
wtf how

>>150090746
I know of them, yes.

>>150090748
>Ben Afleck 2.0

>>150090749
Yeah but it won't matter.

I thought it was supposed to be hard to hit homers in Seattle

>>150090634
>Who the fuck would go to South Florida when it's in the 90s+?
brown people, aka yankees fans

>>150090783
balls are juiced af
garcia hit that 70% and it got out

>Cease spends the whole season thinking he'll be traded
>plays like shit because of that
>Trade deadline passes
>starts pitching well again

>>150090748
BASED

27 rings kiss em

There are 8 /mlb/s in the catalog right now.

geno :)

>>150090616
based
arnold palmer is the best drink bar none

>>150090805
Vasquez's and Cease's results finally flipped

Kiss the rings you mariner faggots

>>150090598
coors banquets

>>150090837
This is the only real /mariners lovers board/ thread

>>150090697
Imagine posting in an /mlb/ thread that doesn't even link previous

>>150090837
I'm a girl tho

Mariners blow dick and hang charity banners

The Yankees have 27 rings? That's a lot! I bet they've won sometime recently, right?

dodgers win :)
yankees swept :)

It feels like the Cubs have awoken from their hibernation…

>>150090845
I was 5 years old the last time the Yankees won a ring lol. I have no recollection of them ever being champions

Sorry about game 5 last October!

>>150090801
garcia is a roid head

/mlb/ stands for MARINERS LOVE BALLS

>>150090865
yankees have not won a ring since the discovery of fire

>>150090858
We don't do that 'round here buddy. No good looking in the past, keep your head up, eyes on the ball.

>>150090870
you're not a real doyers fag if you don't support the yankees

>>150090865
Glory is eternal, it doesn't matter when it happened.

>>150090861
>>150090845
Mariner fan false flagging
Yankee fans do not care about Seattle

Mariners traded cole young for the fat NAYLOR who SUCKS dick

Kiss all 27 of them M’s fags

>>150090900
Cole Young has not been traded, you big silly goose

Only oldcummers remember when the the Yankees last won the WS (BC)

Mariners bought at the deadline to get SWEPT AGAIN by New York FAGGOTners kek!!!

FAGGOTners kek!!!

>Jason Adam in the 6th
What

Marinkeks gonna blow it

>>150090872
>>150090895
May not be a Yankee fan>>150090845
Could be a Rangers or Astros fan.

>>150090925
How did this make it into the movie
Completely opposite of how my man dumbledore would have reacted

FAGGOTners know a lot about blowing lel!!!

>>150090939
probably.

I live in Kent, WA but my team is the Yankees because I don't like losers like mariners

MarinePIECE OF SHIT NIGGAS

>>150090943
ragners don't have fans
miguels are bandwagoners and their team sucks right now

>>150090953
>I live in Kent
Grim. Nothing in Kent but warehouses and shitty bars

FAGGOTners got bats when they should’ve invested in depletion of the marine layer

>>150090968
I resemble that remark

t. work at amazon, drink at bar every night

>>150090965
>and their team sucks right now
All the more reason for them to say kiss the rings.

The marine layer mindFUCKED Geno

BAU BAU!

>>150090965
>rangers don't have fans

/We/ used the whole bullpen yesterday

Even as a DH, judge win that mvp any day over kal

FAGGOTners kek!!!

I met a WWII vet at the ballpark today. I shook his hand, thanked him for his service, and asked him what it was like when the Yankees last won a WS. A twinkle appeared in his milky eyes as he recalled his childhood with a warm nostalgia.

>>150090953
>I live in Kent, WA
I'm so sorry.

>if you're posting right now you are at least 2 games back from the brewers
KWAB!!

>>150090986
I've already proved this image is from over a decade ago (when the astros lost 100 games and the rangers were in the WS). the most recent maps shows astros extend through san antonio and down to brownsville

go put on your witten jersey for the next 2 months

Miguel Vergas got mindFUCKED by Aaron Retard

>>150090953
>not living north of seattle like everett or snohomish
NGMI

>>150091001
>thanked him for his service

Peoria? More like DIARRHEA

FAGGOTners kek!!!

>>150091015
for me, it's smokey point

>>150091011
>brownsville
Isn't that all of Texas?

>>150090968
They got the Thunderbirds.

FAGGOTners kek!!!

The Mariners have the same amount of WS wins as the Yankees do in the past 15 years.

>>150091028
everything south of waco, very few in DFW and Austin

Mariners have no pitchers. Woo got raped by Judge’s massive dick.

Castillo is washed FAGGOTners kek!!!

>>150091017
He was a Nazi general btw

POV: you are talking to a stankees fan

>>150090985
quiet you

>>150091034
okay, but what about 16 years? for 50 years?

>>150091029
No thanks.

FAGGOTners gonna blow it kek!!!

Please go outside. (You) need to get off the computer for a while

>>150090985
sex with your sister until she squirts

>mariano Rivera singing the national anthem
FAGGOTners cursed the game!!!

>>150091041
>very few in Austin

>>150091067
she's not real, touch grass

Lets count the 27 rings together

1 ring

>>150091050
Oh my dear! *smooch* My love! *peck* My darling!

2 rings

2 rings

N

3 rings.

>>150091004
Whats wrong with kent?

1 ring

1 kiss, mwah! 2 kisses, smooch! 3 kisses, mwah mwah mwah!!

Singing god bless America Sunday games is cringe. Just sing take me out to the ballgame

O'hearn finally got a real hit as a Padre

4 rings.

randy slap!

5 rings.

>>150091015
>snohomish
that doesn't sound like a real place

>>150091114
at chocotaw casino fields we single deep in teh heart of texas

>>150091125
DiPoto’s best move in recent years. Hopefully Geno is as good

6 rings.

based O'hearn doing the classic "tackle the 2nd baseman to stop the DP"

7 rings.

I got a ring for ya Yankeebros, cmon over and suck this big Mets cock.

7 rings

>>150091131
You have to cross a great swamp and climb into the hills to get there.

>>150090877
You know it!

For Detroit Philly, how to make money?

>>150091131
It’s a gorgeous little town. What I’d imagine most American towns were like 50-60 years ago

8 rings.

9 rings

10 rings.

So the stankees are seething because nobody posted in their thread? lmao

11 rings

11 rings.

Cal lowkey sucks last 20 games ngl M’sbros

>>150091176
12 cock rings

the yankees have about as many rings as Volpe has made errors this month

12 rings

>>150091179
Yeah kinda

13 rings

>>150091182
count em!

14 rings!

sit the FUCK down CAL ROIDEIGH

Here is a quality post for you faggots

Number of homegrown players on every 40-man roster

>24
Col
>20
Arizona
Cle
>18
Det
Min
Stl
>17
KC
LAA
SF
>16
Hou
Wsh
>15
Cin
>14
Tex
>13
Atlanta
LAD
Sac A's
>12
Bal
Mil
>11
CHW
Pit
Sea
>10
NYM
>9
Bos
CHC
Mia
Tor
>8
Phi
TB
>7
NYY
SD

I went to a bodega in New York the other day. I wasn't too hungry so I just grabbed a banana. When I went to pay, I couldn't believe it: seventy-two cents. The cashier froze up for several seconds. I gently informed him, "It's 28 cents, sir." He breathed a sigh of relief, "Thanks. As a Yankees fan, I can't count that high."

15 rings!

>>150091179
>>150091188
dumper slashed below league average in july and august has been shit so far

16 rings

16 rings!

>>150091179
I feel like he's trying to crank homeruns and the league has made their adjustments to him. As long as he gets hot again in September, I'll be happy.
He could probably use a couple days off, which is why I was not pleased about Williamson being sent down. Suarez could DH for a couple days and Cal rests.

>>150091049
OH SHIT I take it back, based based based

>>150091206
rockies might as well just kidnap a bunch of bums from the 16th street mall

17 rings!

>>150091206
Why do homegrown players matter in a league with no salary cap

18 rings!

That homerun view from the race track game was kino.

someone post the screenshot that said Cal Fraudleigh was gonna cap out at 45 home runs

The difference in framing from Fermin and Diaz/Maldonado is huge, not as many close calls going against them this time

19 rings!

19 rings

>>150091212
>>150091218
homerun derby always fucks up guys swings

20 rings!

21 rings!

Did you know the STANKEES got swept by the Marlins, the first time in history, and the STANKEES are trying to cope with that?

>>150091231
they were showing off the HomeRun car and was thinking, they honestly should've let the player who hit the home run ride the lap around the track in it

22 rings!

>>150091227
maybe it shows whoever has the fewest is trying the hardest to buy a ring

>>150091232
He’ll break 45 but might not hit 50. Definitely not hitting 60. He’ll finish behind Ohtani and Judge assuming he comes back soon

why are there never matinee games on a monday?

just a reminder: when we reach thread limit, we aren't going to the stankee thread

23 rings!

>Muńoz
W pitch tipper

Yankees mindFUCKED that fraud closer

So with Raleigh being more like a big dump, and Judge killed for the rest of the season, who's going to win AL MVP?

>>150091275
The Yankees have tried to buy rings for 30 years and it only worked the first few seasons

>>150091281
Then you'll get reminded of our glory in other ways!

24 rings!

25 rings!

>>150091280
league doesn’t want to make teams travel sunday evening then play early monday

how did ohtranny, judge, and raleigh all start slumping at the exact same time?

>>150091295
Randy Arozarena

>>150091296
Its funny how that caused baseball fans to cry for a salary cap and the players on their favorite teams always said, lol no.

26 rings!

Insurance run please. /We/ are giving up a run bottom 9

Mococo belongs to the Dodgers

>>150091295
Witt 'em!

27! Ring! 27 rings!

T W E N T Y S E V E N R I N G S
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>>150091312
and they'll all suddenly resurge September 1, but the balls aren't juiced

>>150091328
Fuwawa is better anyways

>julio down 0-2
here comes at least 3 low & away off speed pitches in a row

do you remember where you were the last time the yankees won a ring?

>>150091350
Most of this thread probably wasn't even alive yet lol!

R E M I N D E R

E V E N. A S. D H

J U D G E. W I L L. B E. U N A N I M O U S. M V P

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Y O U. H E R O I N. A D D I C T S.

Who are the "Yankees"? I'm a zoomah

>>150091350
>all tankie posters get underage b8
the general would improve immensely

>>150091350
I would have been in bed lol. Had to go to bed at 8pm until I was 8 years old

>>150091350
i was defending yankees fan beyonce knowles

150091388
What kind of botpost bullshit is this

E U G E N I 0 - 4

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what happened to italian poodrefag?
did he jump off the bandwagon after only 1 season?

It's time for SENOR SMOKE.

>>150091406
No kidding. That first game was the only one he did anything notable in.

J U L I 0 - 3

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Merrill :)

Werrill chop up triple :)

nice triple Merrill

>>150091417
lmao I remember that faggot.

berds status? STUNTED ON

>>150091417
AJ traded him and a poster to be named later for Czech dads fan

C A L
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>>150091417
he couldn't handle the dodger bantz

I feel like Jackson has done that huge RBI triple 3 times this season. I think he did it against the dodgers, against the mets, and now against the berds

falseflagging mariner fan needs to go away

Oh my....

>>150091417
he still posts pretty regularly. one or two posts without actually engaging with anyone here. last time was a day or so ago.

>>150091159
tigs blowpen to stink it up

what game you watching?

>>150091445
He's really good at pulling the ball into the weirdo corner in RF

Just a reminder to any real Yankee fans who love a good 'za: The Domino's $10 deal ends today

>>150091453
nah you're probably thinking of the vpn spammer

>>150091417
he posted yesterday

M U Ñ O Z

# 1 P I T C H T I P P E R

F R A U D U L E N T C L O S E R

garcia gotta hustle there bruh

jp....

>>150091483
it's almost always a comment about the game the previous night before he probably fucks off to /pol/. you don't know this general.

>Joe Musgrove already having successful bullpens after Tommy John
yeah, he's going to come out in the 9th inning to MINDFUCK the Mets in the final game of the NLCS

MARINERS CHOKING REAL TIME

JP SHITFORD

>>150091505
They're gonna grease him up extra special

G A Y. P E E. S H I T F O R D

V
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M
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>>150091502
i know giuseppepoodre never posts anymore.

>>150091350
Posting in the /sp/ gamethread

GOD DAMN EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM TEST OVER THE END OF THE MARINERS GAME!

B O. G A Y L O R

K
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>>150091505
>shiny ear

duuhhhhhhhhhhh

>>150091547
missed the stolen base because of that, fuck comcast kwab

He's out! Do not run on Cal! You should know better, Sam Haggerty!

>>150091524
no you don't but now anyone reading the comments now knows you have a more limited awareness of this place than you pretend to have.

FAGGOTners kek!!!

>>150091565
damn, suck his dick already

THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
THE MARINERS WIN THE SERIES
gg rags, you have my blessing to gape the yanks

>>150091507
OH NO NO NO

ggs seattle xirs

problem?

>>150091575
Perfect throw, perfect reception.

MARINERS WIN

>>150091267
>Did you know the STANKEES got swept by the Marlins, the first time in history, and the STANKEES are trying to cope with that?
Based. Noting this moment in baseball history.

>>150091565
Let's give him a chance! Go on!

The STANKEES, coping with a sweep by the Marlins, doubled down by trying to will into existence a Mariners loss.

KEK. LMOA even.

doyerpacos always find a way to talk about the Chadres kek

gg rags :)

>>150091559
I had that during oriole|cubs game the other day granted there was a fluffing big storm coming smacked us on east coast

>>150091045
>Mariners have no pitchers. Woo got raped by Judge’s massive dick.
>Castillo is washed FAGGOTners kek!!!
stankee posts aging well as always :^)

Mariners pick up a game on Houston :)

>>150091581
Funny you should be posting that after his most recent outing in New York.

>>150091579
shitstains like you are why this place sucks. instead of being grateful for information that helps you understand things more clearly you just dig in to your ignorance and faggotry. you add nothing here.

>>150091608
STANKS SWEPT THE FAGGOTners THO

>>150091620
i'm glad i got you so worked up over some italian casual ;)

>>150091620
shitstains like you are why this place sucks. instead of being grateful for information that helps you understand things more clearly you just dig in to your ignorance and faggotry. you add nothing here.

>rags
and stay down

>>150091620
LOL THIS GUY IS SO MAD

>>150091632
I'm glad I cast a light on your lack of reading comprehension and smooth brain ;)

Major falseflagging going on. Mariners fans can be annoying but they’re docile and passive

>>150091505
cant wait to see the mets seething

posting after a successful bantz

Psychogang AF in here

are the berds even trying right now? that's like 3 back to back innings where the padres struck out the side

>>150091668
Love the smugbird fren <3 <(^-^)> if dodgers want you all can come back to Maryland no harm done. Its far better than Cali imo owo

>the rags bought at the deadline
but there's no reason to rag on them since they don't have fans. DFW is the most fairweather place on the planet

>>150091484
That wop was shitting on the padres

Who should I upgrade? Rate the lineup.

>>150091613
Funny you should be posting at all after kek Stankeedoo 'em!

Deep Laure

Laureano hits his first Padres homer!

>>150091705
The losing streak will eventually end, and I'll be here to celebrate the occasion.

>>150091712
Not the HECKIN post after a Laureano homer

>>150091709
Feelsgoodman <(^-^<) till he comes home next month when dads play us I hope he hits well.

Marinerfags, follow your leader.

MY team has 27 rings and literally broke the mariners

27

Veeeery Gooood, Mariners. You were wise to win that one.

>>150091746
>effortposting when they’ll get bounced by the Yankees in the ALCS.

the mariners are ace killers. knocked out skubal, skenes, eovaldi(twice), crochet, misiorowski, hunter brown, fried, mize and now degrom. And then on the opposite end of the spectrum, for some reason they LOVE to give shitters their best games ever, or if a rookie is making a debut have him go against the mariners, they'll give him a shutout on debut.

>>150091758
>he thinks da jankees are making the playoffs

How many rings do the mariners have?

Mariners are gonna lose to the tigers in the ALDS this year.

Ward wins it! Halos win!

>>150091776
That is unless they get to tiger bullpen desu

27

Last time I checked it was 27

>>150091795
On pace to beat your win record recently by 20, ish progress :D and you also have The Holy Father Leo on your team

>>150091802
27

27 smoked cocks. da new york cock smokas'

hey, I'm copin' heah!

smoke em!

more rust than ring stankees kek

uh oh stinky poodres

Morejon what are you doing?

Can they do it?

>super bullpen
KEK

Fuck my ass

>>150091905
You didn't say PLEASE

Please tune in to witness the Padre Super Bullpen (TM)

Bases loaded, no outs

I've seen this before, don't worry

kek poodres

What kind of fucking name is Nootbaar?!

>>150091937
i got a cock that needs smokin!

>>150091937
smoke that cock!

>>150091911
>Let "Just trying to make a play" guy

>>150091937
i got a noot that needs a tootin!

GRAND SLAM HOLY SHIT

poodrepedos shaking in their boots lol

finally time for phillies baybawl

kek nice catch Bobby fastballs

Most tard way to lose a game kek

THIS is the "super bullpen"??

here comes the doyerpacos seething kek

>berds thought they'd come back
lol sorry guys, but hey now that you're under .500, that means you'll probably sweep the Dodgers in you next series lol

My boy Cease, he just needed more time. I told you.

>Poodrepacos immediately start thinking about the dodgers
Cringe

>>150092011
can't make one single post without mentioning the Dodgers huh?
kek poodrepacos

>doggies shaking in their boots
I guess almost losing a series to a minor league team does that to you

>>150091979
Fuck my boricua ass

>>150092015
Saw people genuinely question whether Randy or Dylan should start in the playoffs

The Brewers have absolutely nobody on their team, how are they even close to contending, much less dominating like they are?

E S P N YOUR FACE
MY FAVORITE WHITE SOCK IS DILDO DANGLER

If we lose again i'm trooning out

>>150092026
start? they literally never stop thinking about the dodgers lol

>>150092048
Manfred gave me the script, and the brewers win the world series

>>150092048
Central is pretty weak desu desu

>>150092048
They have Turang you paco bitch

>>150092048
they have heart, it's soulful. the comeback story of brandon lockridge and andrew vaughn in this coming two months is going to be something to appreciate

I fucking hate these stinky Californians so much bros, what can be done about them shitting up this place every day?

CHRREEEESTOPHER SANCHEESSSSSSSS

why did the tigers trade for morton? he fucking SUCKS.

cope on em, poodres!

>>150092062
>Turang
sounds like a german car

>>150092072
one of the changeups in the game

whats everybody snackin? im making an italian hoagie in the 3rd inning with a nice crisp coke and sun chips garden salsa go phils

>>150092080
>two random stats award

>>150092080
>anus fagner
kek

>>150092011
>>150092003
Morejon was a bit rusty, he'll lock back in next time. Also GG Berbs, should have swept you but Randy Vasquez had to be a shutter. Scared us back there lol see you next time

ESPN probably thought they were getting Skubal vs Sanchez in this game lol

>>150092088
Had breadsticks and a potpie :3 and some water

>>150092069
i'm offended!

>>150092088
Red meat is bad for you

>Gets swept by the NL Least florida team
>feels it all slipping away
>has a multi-thread meltdown
>captcha: MAXGG
perfection.

>>150092091
someone post the mvp season stats for this faggot

>>150092094
unfortunately this was the last time we'll see the berds this year unless they somehow make the postseason. good year berds, still think you guys were kind of pussies clearing benches and asking for warnings after an accidental HBP against Pivetta

>>150092096
Wonder when Disney is cutting ESPN and Lebron channel..

>>150092088
Soda is bad for you

>>150092100
hot cap, genoa and peppered ham is pork shithead the other white meat

morton gonna be salty as fuck when my phillies get done with him

>>150092088
breakfast was Bacon, Eggs, and buttermilk pancakes made from scratch (including the butter milk)
lunch was left over enchilladas I made last night (from scratch)
dinner is some pork ribs I have smoking with a side of potato salad (need I tell you it's home made?) and corn on the cob

>>150092106
20 triples is wild

>>150092088
hamburger helper and water :)

>>150092111
We dun face them rest of season either just Toronto on.. I think the following monday after phillies?

>>150092117
Pork is bad for you

My poodres won :)

>>150092132
doyer legend Jimmy Rollins

Badspie got em seething

Rockies suck, but not enough.

>>150092086
>Posting the edit
SHIGGYDIGGY

Why are white people called flyovers by Mexicans

>>150092170
Killing and raping is bad for you

*protective ward activates*

>>150092080
>complete list of left-handed shortstops born in the month of April and who made their debut on a Saturday and who’s aunt’s second cousin one removed’s favorite color was purple
>your guy
>some deadball era guy

>>150092176
why do German women prefer swarthy men over you?

Stankeedoo 'em!
Stankeedoo 'em!
Stankeedoo 'em!
Stankeedoo 'em!

Do not reply to Chikaner vpnfag

>>150092188
>Any player at any position to accumulate two common stats
>The same as the Rafael Palmeiro memorial ESPN Stat award

The sharty had better baseball discussion

>>150092208
This left handed hitter hit .800 on a leap year in a monsoon while wearing a tutu in mlb history!1!1

see zoomers? that's why you put the ball in play

o my kekini

>>150092220
I would've stayed if the whole concept of the site wasn't raping your eyes with shitty jaks. The /sp/ refuge threads were really slow though

>>150092200
Pretty shitty inspector. This was already disproven. The Angels fag was banned for something unrelated.
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150076180/#150077607

The yankees fucking suck lmao just taking that marlin cock the whole weekend. Your own commentators were talking shit about you rofl

Jimmy Rollins is not a hall of famer retarded phentanyl addicts now put the copper wire back into the street lights and go to rehab

holy fuck what a dangerous catch lmfao

sea sneks gonna sneak up on ya

Philadelphia was an AL market for the longest time. The Phillies played second fiddle to the A’s. The wrong team moved to be honest.

>>150092169
It's crazy how bad the Rockies are given how much of a home field advantage they have.

sea sneks gonna sneak up on ya

>the white sox are only 2.5 games back from passing the Nats'
not many people are talking about how downhill the Nats have been falling.

yankees suck kek

sea sneks gonna sneak up on ya!

seasneks gonna sneak up on ya and they gonna getcha

kek yankees kek

toids winning?

>and morton picks up ANOTHER strike out
>3.1IP, 2K

>>150092392
>>150092398
Uncanny resemblance.

Brace yourselves...cubbies are cumming...

Brace yourselves...cubbies are cumming...

Brave yourselves...suckies are cumming...

Oh yeah boys, we're cumming alright. Why don't you come joins us? Go Cubs!

Brave yourselves...suckies are cumming...

Cum yourself... Reckies are cubbing

>>150092562
Based chads!

>>150092562
Anon learns what friends are

Doo yourself... doggies are cumming

What da…

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The slap that killed the Yankees 80 year history.

>>150092626
and that how long until the yankees win a world series?

i hate kepler so much its unreal

He kums & he goes ya gotta respect dat

>>150092641
Based Copernicuschad

>>150092634
alternate angle

poodres lol

‘25 28-sleeper build goes crazy.

shit game

>>150092695
if I were a yankfag, I'd hope for missing the playoffs completely so cashman gets fired

Phillies should stop swinging at ball after ball. Just a thought

>>150092702
Rooting against your team is retarded.

>>150092711
nah, I've rooted for my team to get 1st overall NFL draft many of times

>>150092704
why do players always swing at the first pitch now? noticed that trend begin around 5-10 years ago or so. Is there a reason for doing this?

Subterfeuge 'em!

schwardubs

>>150092718
The NFL is just a different game. Being the best doesn't mean anything compared to being the last team standing.

>>150092719
they know first pitch strike % matters to pitchers so they know they are likely getting a good first pitch to swing at.

>>150092733
a big budget team isn't winning mlb this year, it'll be a wild card that gets hot

>>150092169
not enough boop posting in /mlb/

Stankeedoo ‘em!

>>150092734
I guess. Plus since teams load the bullpen with a billion guys, batters aren’t thinking about running up the pitch count

>>150092735
Yeah Yankees fit the bill since they cut down their payroll to 200-250 mil.

yankees suck

great fucking throw from sosa

kek, did you guys know the stankees were swept by da feesh?

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>>150092769
cope

We could have had Morton for absolutely nothing

mookie betts eats corn the long way

>>150092790
>rips your nutsack in half the long way

Over under on yankees finishing sup .500?

>>150092798
calm down there ohtani

it's been 16 years, stinkees
16 long years

>>150092782
>Active Roster
$159,562,079 (8th)

>Injured List
$86,905,775 (1st)

Cope, my small market Yankees are going all the way this year.

Why are the umpies trying to fuck my Phillies this series :(

>>150092813
>this is the cope stankees fans are now going with

Grim.

>>150092813
Newsflash Einstein. everyone has injuries

>>150092813
My gritty underdog Yankees

why is apple pretending like their troon userbase would enjoy grilling hot dogs?

Wherever I am... I must suck

>>150092840
are you implying iphone users don't enjoy a good weiner?

riley green needs to stop catching the ball

Nice play.

The Brewers never fucking lose it’s so insane

>>150092852
They’re cheating

I thought it was common knowledge at this point that the brewers are cheating

did you guys see that angels double play in the top of the 3rd?

>>150092857
>>150092860
Sorry I’m a fan of an AL team so I don’t really watch them. I forgot the fact that they were cheating. The fact that Manfred sanctions it is disappointing but not surprising.

umps are going to hell if they do not repent for their sins against baseball

>>150092875
cheating makes baseball more fun

Do umps watch film after the game. Does Manfred chew them out?

damn stott got to that

just wondering, is it illegal to kill umpires

STOT GON GOT YA
ALL STAR CRISTOPHER SACHEZ
DONT YA MIND PPL GRINNIN IN YA FACE

we need a nu so we don't use the cope thread

>>150092904
It's frowned upon.

recycle
>>150090511
>>150090511

>>150092919
>>150092913

>>150092915
nigga look like he bakin a loaf in his pants fr

Why are the phillies so painfully cringe

499

500

477!

tigers - brewers WS

479

nu???

>>150100915
yea

should be a fun series bostocks, good luck!

M’wokey brewers

>150100986
Boston is 20-9 best record since June 1
Royals have won 4 straight series (9-4) just knocking off 1st place Blue Jays

fillerup!

15 till we use the thread to end the splits

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>>150101046
don't tell me what to do

kek doyerpacos

Nu in a few

Bros they just played rush in the organ in Atlanta

492!

>>150101092
'toids must've went crazy over that

Astros offense is coming alive

PFMA...

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497

this thread was good

>>150101163
>>150101141
doyerpaco can't count, those were 497 and 498

this is 500

nu
>>150100999
>>150100999

>>150101092
they do that all the time
now This post is 500

>>150101175
>>150101181
neither of these were post 500

>>150101191
>>150101175
count again, this is post 504 btw

>>150101203
you're gonna make the paco/miguel cry