Thread 149554884

Microsoft Teamies Edition

>>149553229

Teamies

Teamies spank ya

>>149554884 (OP)
padres phillies playing in my timezone, will be watching my pads get destroyed live!

Bumpies

Mariners

Schwarb-Bust

KEK PHILTHIES

>philthykensingtons
KEK

It's time to send a huge package of Cease and Suarez to someone else. I'm tired, boss. Give me someone different, also hell yeah, finally lol

The game should've been 6-3 anyway, one of those runs was on a guy who was given a triple on a foul ball the ump called fair

Alright it's lunch time. See you suckas later!

I'll be playing Persona 3 instead of watching the Mets stink it up tonight. Going for the platinum.

>>149562546
I think The Answer SUCKS!

>>149562566
I'm done with maybe half of The Answer (Episode Aigis) and yea it's kind of a grind but I like the combat maybe more than most poeple.

>>149562585
I don't mind the grind so much but the narrative is lazy.

>>149554884 (OP)
Angels

Bugniggas…

hm, hm-hm-hm-hm hmmm-hmm
hm, hm-hm-hm-hm hmmmmmm

>>149562680
We respect the chihuahuas here

Let's go for two boys

why the FUCK does every doyer home game start at 7:10

LMAO white sox smell like socks

why isn't there a 4 o'clock game

dodgers

>>149562680
you're right, let's check the Chihuahuas' score...better yet, maybe don't

>>149562722
>22
YOU GOT THIS, KERSH

Fuck my boricua ass

>>149562737
to sucker you into watchiung the minor league for a little bit
>it won't kill you

>10% of the league is named after socks
why is the MLB like this

>>149562722
cause we're primetime tv. Starting at 7:10 is part of the reason we're loaded

How is possible every team in New York is bad? No matter the sport.

Just saw the Cards got swept by the red hot Pirates. Buccos have won 7 straight.

>>149562773
they make enough money to where they don't have to worry about being good, just do well enough to justify the jersey and hat sales

I hate Albuquerque. Breaking Bad is overrated.

>>149562529
post slo mo replay

>>149562773
dumb fucking luck

>2-17
Chihuahuas.... what happened to you? We let you keep Tirso and Campy and this is how you play?

>>149562719
Anyone knows what cartoon this is from? I'm a zoom zoom and feel like I remember seeing it in the hospital when I had to stay a couple days there.

>>149562864
red hot riding hood

>>149562864
boku no pico

>>149562864
https://youtu.be/3h6_LmfC--o

Here you go

Jays

Freak my boricua butt

>>149562782
>Buccos have won 7 straight.
Wtf how did that happen

>>149562813
OK nvmd, I watched the replay and have to agree with the peepeecacapoopoodrepaco. why didn't Shit challenge the call?

>No Bo Bichette again for the Blue Jays but manager John Schneider said his shortstop is “feeling better today than he did yesterday.”

>“He’s … going through a little bit more of a regular day and the hope would be that he'd be available today (off the bench) if we need him.”

>>149562680
Based Whitecaps!

I'm new to baseball and need to pick a team to support. I've been following the Yankees but am open to suggestions.

>>149563115
they should let Bo rest as much as he can. Last year he tried through tendonitis and it fucked him up.

>>149563150
rockies

>>149563151
>tried through tendonitis
*tried playing through tendonitis

>>149563150
homos and fops root for the Braves

>>149563150
the KC Royals

>>149563150
Go to is to go with your home team, but with you not being American I get your issues. It can be as simple as you liking the colors or mascot or a team associated with an athlete or actor you like. Hell, my fandom of the Cubs is a combination of my father's fandom when he listened to Crystal Radio and my bond with my brother over Back to the Future.
Or with the Hanshin Tigers because of their underdog dark horse status for decades against the Giants that memed them onto Japanese media. I got swept into the passion.

So of course I'm saying either bandwagon or root for the dogshit teams, lol.

>>149563150
Give me a cricket team to root for.

>>149563150
dodgers

>>149554884 (OP)
we're fat and famous!

>>149563150
Mariners obviously.

>>149563315
top of the East soon, it's now or never!

>>149563150
>dog people
Yankees, dodgers

>cat trannies
Mariners

Choose wisely.

Doggy posting while we wait for baybawl

>>149563150
mets are the most entertaining team in baseball
yankees will make you look like an npc

>>149563434
Slander!

>>149563434
>>149563480
>>149563510
let's do this

do people ever post their actual dog in here?

Will Warren is going to get shelled tonight.

How do we feel about likely losing this one?

>>149563565
why would I doxx my best friend?

>>149563150
Thank you for watching our sport during this trying time.

>>149563565
I think so, someone also posted their child here once.

>>149563599
yea, that's why i haven't but i like showing pictures of him

>this trying time
STFU, bitch tits

>>149563434
Oh you can just kiss my ass!

>>149563604
i wish there was a mets version of this

In da clurb we all senpai
In /mlb/, we all doggies

>>149563604
Are you fem?

Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD.

GiantsBros... please Fucking help us...

>>149563609
I forgot the orioles existed lmao

>>149556018
That's awesome! Live baseball is therapeutic

>>149562613
Our anaels :) can they finally do it today though..... My magic 8 ball says no

>>149563642
>rapefael gapevers

>>149563688
Deformed

>>149563150
which soccer team do you support? find the mlb equivalent. man u = yanks, man city = dodgers, liverpool = red sox, chelsea = mests etc.

Booting up SMB4 for the first time

>>149563701
>chelsea = mests

>>149563630
tho

>>149563642
this didn't end up mattering because the Giants bullpen was throwing BP out there later on

>>149563701

AC Milan is ‘Kees’ futbolista equivalent

>>149563701
mets are morel ike aston villa or that type of tier i reckon

Cucknadians are fucking stupid

>asston
>mests
makes sense

>>149563701
Mets are Tottenham Hotspur, ethnically speaking

>>149563770
mets have won 2 titles, you nimrod

This meme season and there is to come will be dominated by Dad’s.

>>149563665
Its Kikuchi versus some guy with a 10+ ERA. On paper we absolutely should

Yeah man
Blow her head smoove off

What should I name my league

>>149563781
okay, you're a faggot.

>>149563810
PFMA

nobody understands your gay soccer references

>>149563810
FAGnadian League

>>149563811
????

>>149563823
Kids used to tie a ball to their leg for Halloween in 86-87

>>149563814
>>149563821
Ok well this is just a test run so i just called it the Watermelon D3 league. There will be designated hitters in this league.

>>149563823
way to communicate, schlomo

truck this bussy

>>149563847
>the mets are like this team who never wins anything
????????

>>149563868
Kiss the Buckner ring

>>149563868
Tottenham won in the 60s if you want to go back that far tard

really troubled by the anti-canadian sentiment itt

where the fuck are the real players

Canada SUCKS

>>149563878
theyve never won the EPL/whatever the fuck they used to call it

holy shit passan bomb check reddit

Floridians won that cup syrup boi

>>149563868
my comment was not about winning, but
the Mets have won two WS in 60+ years
Tottenham has won two UEFA in the same period
you are retarded

>>149563893
yes they have it takes 20 seconds to google this doggie. Tottenham have never won "the premier league" but they won the 1st division of english football which is what rebranded as the premier league

what's the smoke i smell?
oh that's from the white house in 1812

>>149563893
no they won the English First Division in '61.

>>149562737
The only game on today is at 4pm, wtf?

Clayton Kershaw

za ordered

no one cares about your third world children's game
intelligent cultures are playing a real sport

>>149563928
Wednesday games have been scheduled like this for years. A lot of teams are travelling for their weekend series

jomboy media has it's own team in this game.

>>149563964
jomboy belongs in /mlb/

>>149563953
juuuuust a bit outside

Fuckers are just adding a foot to the sides and bottom of the zone, and then removing a foot from the top of the zone. MotherFucking Umps. You Assholes just let these Fucking Umps get away with it!

>even our injury replacements for our injury replacements are getting injured
We have so many fucking injuries that they are about to call me up from the couch to play at this point. I don’t think Sugar Land has any baseball players to play games anymore.

>>149563982
Uh, the umps make the rules, not you.

Clayton Kershaw

>>149563962
I thought it was supposed to be work from wednesday for the jays today i called in sick to wat h an afternoon game

>>149564004
damn right!

>>149563993
I dislike the Astros but no one deserves to get injured.

Of course the Dodgers just buy their Umps

>>149563982
the zone is a 3d spherocube. you wouldnt get it

>>149563150
The Phillies are the white man's team.

>>149564024
>Bloor Street Dog: A hot dog topped with butter chicken, chili-lime sour cream, trio of Indian vegetables and fresh chopped parsley.
kek

>>149564024
>no doyer dog
dropped

>>149564024
Based leaf

>>149564012
yeah it's a 4 game series this time around. Due to the new schedule those are rather rare now.

>>149564020
>vs WSH
>vs WSH
>vs WSH
>@ CO
>@ CO
>@ CO
>@ KC
>@ KC
>@ KC
>vs CWS
>vs CWS
>vs CWS
>vs CWS
Imagine thinking they need to bribe umps when you can just bribe the schedule makers.

Clayton Kershaw

fap fap fap

>>149564071
correct!

You MotherFucking Umps! Get out of the way!

>>149564067
Doesn't each team play their division the most and like ~7 games against other teams in their league?

My grandpa slapped an umpire fact

Cavernous domes are soulless

>>149564046
I didnt really call in sick. I dont even have a job ;)

/our/ Jakey made it

>>149564122
couples argue from time to time. hope the makeup sex was great.

>>149564134
Rogers center and daikin park SUCK

this super mega baseball is too complicated for me. I guess i should actually try playing it before trying to autistically build a super team.

>>149564135
that's okay, there's no job worth skipping baseball over anyways

Clayton Kershaw

>>149564146
>daikin park
not a cavernous dome, it's also a near clone of t-mobile park

>>149564012
Say wat?

>>149564141
K-K-K-KINO!

Clayton Kershaw

>>149564157
agreed!

>>149564142
so hot

>>149564168
T mobile barely closes their dome tho. Its more like an umbrella cavernousdomebro.

Where do you guys buy jerseys

>Citifield
>Rated best vibes out of 30 ballparks
NYies won

Is it true that the Hello Kitty Jersey night giveaway is the most popular giveaway for every team?

>>149564220
I lay beatings on people wearing jerseys I like then take them from them

>>149564178
Jays usually play on wednesday afternoon, so the soulless corporation that owns them started calling it "work from home wednesdays" but i think they stopped calling it that on account of the work from home backlash

Clayton Kershaw

>>149564265
couldn't have said it better!

>>149562613
huh, they have seating on the rock? wonder how much that costs. i don't care what anyone says, i love that feature

>>149564285
That's for the camera crew

Tigods

>>149564312
we heard you

Clayton Kershaw

>>149564328
true dat!

>>149564312
You should aim for the record

>>149564320
will ack flaherty right the ship this outing?

Ok this game is not bad, I struck our my first at bat, got a double my 2nd at bat, struck out my 3rd at bat, then hit a 2 run homer with Carlos Delgado on my 4th.

>>149564285
If you mean those white seats behind that's just a little patio area, you can sit there for free.

>>149564202
>>149564265
>>149564328
Dodger fans contribute so much to this genny. Thank you for your service.

>>149564220
mlb auction house
https://mets.auctions.mlb.com/francisco-lindor-12---game-used-road-grey-jersey--/isynmv1/aucd/5737145

Qrd on buzzing bandages?

Clayton Kershaw

>>149564338
surprised it's only 5 games

https://youtu.be/Ggy6jDzKnT8?si=BHbSI_7fbYf1SX-u
https://youtu.be/Ggy6jDzKnT8?si=BHbSI_7fbYf1SX-u

>>149564376
nice. they should convert the area back there to vegas-style wading pool. the pool should encircle the entire stadium. you should be able to drift slowly on a tube with a drink in your hand and grab a refill here after completing a lap

>>149564411
Are you sure?

>>149564353
Uhhhh sadly no

>>149564220
i don't, i buy a t-shirt or a hat like a normal person

it is baseball time

You should rim for the record.

>>149564479
Clayton Kershaw

>>149564309
not the camera nest, that spot up top that anon explained

Thoughts on this?

phillies broadcast talking about borrowing Jason Kelce's speedo

>>149564431
vgh, bri'ish crowds... the atmosphere... the singsong.... the culture

Alguve lol

Poor Joey got sent to Triple A and was forgotten about. Someone please rescue Joey

how many strikeouts for Mr. 3K tonight?
>0
>1
>2
>3
>4 (but it's a total umpball rigjob to get him there)
>4 (all legit)
>5 or more

>>149564564
>the singsong

Clayton Kershaw

>>149564578
The White Sox will suddenly wake up and he'll be pulled out by the 2nd inning after the sox are up 4-0

>>149564580
I look like this while I walk around London singing songs

>>149564411
checked

>>149564459
They can do a lot with it, I genuinely do think the rocks are a unique and cool aspect of the stadium. Hopefully went Arte sells or dies a new owner can invest into some renovations and sprucing the place in general.

>>149564649
Most times you can't hear 'em talk, other times you can
All the same old clichés, "Is it woman, is it man?"

Clayton Kershaw

Clayton Kershaw

lost 8-4. It's fun I guess.

Clayton Kershaw

Kerton Clayshaw

Who has the best tattoos in baseball.

>>149564550
>>>
> Anonymous 07/02/25(Wed)18:17:29 No.149564550
go birds

>>149564767
Ryback

it's up!

Clayton Kershaw

wahsreK notyalC

ack

>>149564816
future Padre

>>149564816
He should return home

>>149564816
Why can’t he just be normal?

>>149564835
No

>>149564788
>edman
>kim
>ohtani
THE KOREA-JAPAN EXPRESS
NOBEL PEACE PRIZE SOON

Clayton Kershaw

>>149564816
Ray Montgomery pulled TA early last night specifically because he was afraid of Verdugo lol wtf

>>149564835
Kek

>>149564835
He's from Arizona. we dodged a bullet moving him early in his career.

>>149564788
no teo

>>149564863
Isn’t he a white Mexican? Like an actual one?

>>149564863
A. Leks Ver. Doo. Goe

>>149564816
He fell off hard, almost wonder how. I feel like the Rays are gonna pick him up.

>>149564863
>doesn't speak Spanish or have any cultural ties to his ethnic background growing up
>plays up his ethnicity when he gets called to the majors to try to pander to the Hispanic fanbase
name a bigger tool in the game

>>149564886
baseball players are fucking weird, i'd let him wear the chains if he's used to swinging with them on. I wouldn't want to fuck with his rhythm or balance or anything

>>149563770
Son Heung-min
kek

>>149564910
Shisui Uchiha
Kek!

Clayton Kershaw

Is dodger baseball starting or something? Whats with the spam?

>>149564892
Where is the update on him

stomp a mets fan in the nuts
stomp him twice

Clayton Kershaw

>>149564961
he's just thrown live BP in June. No word yet on a rehab assignment

>>149564914
Sorry, I don't really understand. Let's use Gundam or Fist of the North Star as an example.

>>149564993
Fuck my boricua ass

>>149564999
Thanks

1st place here we come!

Clayton Kershaw

doubleheader sweep incoming

Clayton Kershaw

>>149564843
>PCA
dude should just pretend his first name is Crow and last name is Armstrong. he should learn from cusb legend Hawk and embrace his bird side

Clayton Kershaw

No
>>149564788
Nobody cares about AAA

>>149564886
boone should have suggested verdugo wear a noose

let's start winning... NOW

>>149564947
no, this is the angels baseball spam. the dodgers spam starts two hours from now. go halos!

i think the dodgers should win

>>149565078
cute. who's your team?

KEK DOYERPACOS
MACHADO IS THE STARTING THIRD BASEMAN IN THE ALL STAR GAME

Upton Sinclair

Win.

starting in an exhibition game is liek winning the WS for poodrepacos

>>149565107
like winning the world series to poodrepacos lol

Kate Upton

>>149565121
Keep seething Doyerpaco!

>>149565106
Angels, natch

>>149565111
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE WE GOT FUN AND GAMES

Kate Capshaw

Advantage Jose

>>149565107
what time is the parade tomorrow?

>>149565093
Go Halos!

>poodrepacos are bragging about one of their star players barely edging out an All-Star win over a guy who is usually 6th in our lineup
cant make this shit up

Clayton Kershaw

there ya fucking go kepler

Clayton Kershaw

>>149565147
>>149565156
No one cares, doyerpacos!

>>149565126
lolol

>Brazoban starting
What the fuck is David Stearns doing man what’s the point of not trading any prospects if you’re not gonna use them

Cold Coleslaw

>>149565156
>he's actually mad someone likes that their team's player is in the all star game
you can't make this shit up

>>149565156
>doyerpacos are THIS insecure
KEK its kino!!!!!

>>149565181
It's an opener so tidwell (who sucks) doesn't face the top of the lineup three times

More like Gayton She/hershaw

>brazzersban to tidwell
wew

>>149565200
I look like this

>>149565200
this guy stole verdugos necklaces

reminder that poodrepacos can't meme lol

VTuber Slop Night is like winning the world series for doyerpaco nation

Clayton Kershaw

YOUR all star starter shortstop

>>149564228
Great stadium but way too many brownoids

>>149565256
he got snubbed hard last year

>>149565233
winning the World Series is like winning the World Series

>Ketel Marte led all players in NL voting for the second phase
was the heckler thing enough to garner sympathy votes?

>>149562529
I love Fuwawa.

>>149565256
Pete got robbed

Stanton looks susceptible to whiffing on outside pitches, but once he gets going he's going to be scary to deal with.

>>149565282
he clears the field at 2nd base

>>149565298
Being the starter is deserved, but getting more votes as a whole than everyone else in the NL is the more surprising part. Even beating out the two Dodgers starters, Freddie and Smith.

My Angels going to make this struggling pitcher look like a Cy Young canidate

Maybe mitch marner was cursing toronto sports

Gay cubs fan here, I love cock so much yummy wummy

das rite

>>149565309
He's a great player, what's the problem?

>>149565309
probably because the other positions were more competitive/biased voting involved

>>149565314
Save some for a hungry bravebro, will ya

>>149565317
posted the wrong catcher, brother. I'll fix that for you

Clayton Kershaw

>>149565313
Mitch is an A's fan now, Toronto is far behind him

>>149565317
If this dude shaved he'd be really cute with all those freckles

>>149565339
im confused, where's the syringe at?

>>149565354
>2028

[X] Doubt

Clayton Kershaw

The miz is pitching, listen and learn

>>149565358
agreed

Based Springer

Well would you look at that, Lindor an All-Star :)

>>149565379
She's so cute, i'm still mad I Am Not Okay With This was cancelled. I loved the vibes of that show

>>149565405
I never recovered from Deadwood getting cancelled

>>149565405
i was liking it till the whole gay shit at the end. then i was both glad that there wasn't a second season and mad that i wasted my time watching the first season.

kek boone got shut down by the umpie

Loaded for Kirky

Clayton Kershaw

>>149565452
boone is the biggest kwab in the league

Vladdy sprinting out of the batter's box kek

>>149565420
The first season was good but it started going downhill from there

damn, rough time to be jewish

ADELLLLLLLLLLLLLL

BOOM

Kek Diddy Fuentes

streamfags are going to LOVE what comes next

STINKY STANKEES OH NO NO NO NO

LOL STINKEES

O Captain My Captain

and Barger! LFG

Lets fucking GO

misiorowski has literally saved my life

My Captain Kirk :) My Barge :)

Do it for Buck

>>149565420
I have never watched that.

>>149565430
The gay shit was the whole appeal lol. Why are you watching a show explicitly about a lesbian if you aren't into that?

>>149565523
Hahaha

Uh oh stankee!!

what did baboone do this time?

both NY teams in complete shambles

my jaysies :)

27 rings

27
1993

marshy!

PRRRRRT

>>149565540
27 mcdonalds toys

>>149565534
>blaming the manager over defense
Yankee fans don't know ball.

FUCK YEAR BIG DICK DAVIS

HOLY FUCK KEK

STANKEES

MY SCHNEIDERS CANADIAN HOT DOGS :)))))

Marsh?? Nice!>>149565560

>>149565536
Seriously what's going on over there? something in the water?

lol another homerun KEK STANKEES!

BABE

Cease is washed...

IT JUST. KEEPS. COMING.

I kneel Atkins

Clayton Kershaw

KEK STINKEES LMAO

>>149565200
Dudes probably a great father and person

total jew york death!

>7-0
>still in the 1st inning

Welcome back 2015 Blue Jays

>>149565600
putting a real dent in that run differential

NETO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Diddy ahhh Blud Jays

>>149565601
Who knew a 35 year old Springer and a few rookies was all this team needed

warren looks like a deer caught in the headlights

Jays are the Stanks dads apparently. Had to turn on the game to see them get fucking owned kek.

I think the Mets and the Yankees might both lose when they face each other later this week

Yeah I’m not watching this shit.

>>149565643
kek

>/mlb/ finally getting as excited as us

Clayton Kershaw

>half the lineup for the AL side are Tigers
>Skubal will probably start
Tigods are too powerful

>gubie calling Kikuchi Shohei on accident
lol

Are the Yankees being raped right now?

Clayton Kershaw

reminder

Tucker and PCA
SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!

>>149565681
Judge just hit a 6 run homer

PRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>149565681
We call it "gaped" here

>>149565681
it's a bonafide gaping in the making

why does he look like that?

NO... NO
NO
YANKEESISSIES THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING... BIG DADDY CASHMAN SHALL HEAR OF THIS. OUR 27 RANGZ...

HOW COULD THIS BE ALLOWED WE ARE AMERICA'S TEAM... WE HAVE THE BEST BASEBALL PLAYER IN HISTORY... TRUMP LOVES US

THOSE SYRUP SLURPING QUEERS MUST BE CHEATING THAT'S IT. UNFAIR ADVANTAGE FROM THE TREE MINERALS AND ANTIOXIDANTS GRANTED BY THE GREAT EMPTY NORTH. ROB MANFRED NEEDS TO LOOK INTO THIS... TAKE AWAY THEIR WINS FROM YESTERDAY ALSO

>>149565681
they are the Kevin Nash of /mlb/ right now

>>149565675
Nice

post yfw you aren't a jew yorker

They are the binging with babish of mlb rn

Clayton Kershaw

>Another injury
What the is the training staff doing?

>>149565730
yankees fans have been worried for 15 years

>>149565730
He's a sneks fan? I kinda assumed he was for the yanks because of jimboy

>>149565732
lucky bastard. have fun.

>>149565732
such a good parking lot, I'd love to beat traffic by leaving during the 6th inning in that.

Damn I really gotta watch the doyers so I can see history today

>>149565738
shit happens

Clayton Kershaw

>>149565730
Talkin’ Yanks is a pretty decent podcast even for a Yankees hater but Joezy is a single digit IQ simpleton and Jomboy’s nephew who handles their social media is always getting butt blasted

Problem, Aaron?

>>149565773
>Jomboy’s nephew who handles their social media
Didn't he make a fool of himself responding to that KutterIsKing troll

>>149565790
He does it every Friday it’s routine for him

Umpies run this shit

>>149565753
if you'd ever been here you'd recognize I'm parked right by the exit

>>149565798
we in here

KIKUCHI
COLD AS FUCK
GETS OUT OF A BASES LOADED JAM

Clayton Kershaw

barfy doos kek

LET'S GO BRANDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NIMMO GOD

NIMMO

MIZ BROS NOT LIKE THIS

bros... the record breaking stops here with that dinger

NIMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

mest just unlocked the miz

>>149565886
definitely dodger fans

metgods no.... this rookie is the only thing the brewers have left....

Back 2 back

>>149565903
This

I wonder how Mattingly feels right now

>>149565942
>still hasnt shaved the sideburns

...we back?

lets go brandon

>>149565886
made for average-sized white dodgerchad cock

can't wait for the >it was 5-0 posting

FAGGets kek!

>>149565732
have fun chief (hope kersh ends on 2999 though for the lulz)

Clayton Kershaw

>>149565997
that would be funny

>>149565969
Inshallah

have not had a drink in 16 days. gonna crack open a cool, refreshing, CUTWATER MAI TAI and watch some baybol

>>149566020
keep going, hoss. you think less and less about it the longer you go.

#22 CLAYTON KERSHAW

Why are you all Kershawposting when the game doesn't start for another 2 hours

>Michael Kay pulling up the run diff excuse
C’mon Yankee boy have some self respect

>>149566020
disgusting. just make a mai tai they are easy and the real thing is delicious, make sure to get this shit

>>149565997
some straight up asocial shit there

>>149566048
falseflaggers trying to curse him tonight

>>149566063
this is a Paean

A few weeks back an anon recommended Monkey Shoulder for a first-timer to scotch and I've grown quite fond of it
Will mix it with some ginger beer and pregame with some cold cuts before Kersh gets his 3K

Clayton Kershaw is the GOAT and if you disagree your mom is a whore and your team sucks LOL!

Ohtani he like “oooohhhh Crayton Kershaw I am biggest fan”

ITFCB

Javy Retard

>>149566049
lel

>>149566085
wow that's quite the compliment

>>149566085
Who isn't

Clayton Kershaw

>>149566056
great suggestion. going to follow this up with a cool, refreshing, CUTWATER MOJITO

Can't believe the AL is so ass that the ‘kees are gonna make it to the world series playing .500 ball lmao.

Clayton Kershaw be like "look at me, I'm Clayton Kershaw"

>>149566092
next level run efficiency

overcooked the salmon and got that nasty white cum all over it

>>149566108
they're playing .000 ball in July thoughever

Doyerpacos think spamming player names the entire game is good baseball discourse and that anyone remotely cares.

>>149566132
Sample size brownoid

Nothing of note happened during the 2023 NLDS between the Arizona Diamondbacks and the Los Angeles Dodgers

WE ALL LOVE THE CUBGERS!

>>149566136
those aren't dodger fans, those are jinxers

>>149566136
that funky muncy

>>149566136
isn't spamming a bannable offense?

>>149566149
>Machado at third

>>149566149
>Manny at 3rd

Uhm… based

>>149566136
Clayton Kershaw

>>149566092
Can't wait for the Blue Jays to lose 3-17 in some random ass weekday game and be first with a negative run differential

>>149566149
We need Seiya

>>149566136
clayton kershaw!

>>149566149
looks about right

>>149566155
Unironically looks like my ex gf

>>149566144
True, I was too busy laughing at the overly cocky braves fans that year.

>>149566136
>Mookie slap!

>That funky muncy

>Munced!

>Freddie :)

>Big fly Ohtani

Literal npc behavior.

>>149566157
>>149566159
my boy Brice Turaing absolutely robbed

>Takes two fastballs down the middle
>swings at low and away slider
Trout please wtf

Matthew Stafford

>>149566165
I think he might be screwed but he deserves it. Boyd too!

>>149566169
based chubby chubby chaser

C L A Y T O N K E R S H A W
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Clayton Kershaw

>>149566173
you forgot
>eggman
>the comet
>turn the pages
>cumfarto
>big dick willie
>keekay

it'd be really funny if he doesn't hit the 3000 mark today, both because all this spam, and also because Dave intentionally took him out of the last game just so he could hit the mark at Dodger Stadium

These ESPN cameras are jittery. Piss off wankers

>>149566149
votes need to be weighted so that small market teams get more weight on their votes and doyerpaco multidevice spam has the least weight

>>149566192
>>keekay
>not thank you kike

that warren kid has some hustle in him

>>149566193
even funnier that all you faggots that always make fun of him are annoyed :)

>>149566141
it's technically true, the best kind of true

WE ALL HATE ESPN!

Clayton Kershaw supports the gays

TOMMY E & ANDY P

>>149566155
what a babe

BIG DICK WILLIE

new
>>149566232
>>149566232
>>149566232

>>149566220
fact check = TRVKE

>3 ab
>3 hits

>>149566236
>replied to the wrong post award

>>149566220
nah bitch everyone in LA hate em

>>149566149
freddy over pete is a travesty

Clayton Kershaw.

>>149563650
I ended up watching the Caine Mutiny (1954) with my family instead.
We took a peek at the live score and Pads were 6-0 in the 6th.
Fucking hell, the ONE TIME they dont get owned and I can see it LIVE and I miss it.

Ah well the movie was pure kino at least.