Foul b-ACK!! Edition

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Trade deadline winners:
Mariners
Mets
Metsiners
Giametsiners
Metsineriants

Trade deadline losers:
(You)

Mariners!

Who wants to do another /mlb/ meetup at Dodger Stadium for Demon Slayer Night?

>>150049020
>meetup with paco
>get stabbed
YOLO

>doyerpacos did virtually nothing at the trade deadline
what are they stupid?

why does jesus hate us

dodgers

>>150048891
I'll be rootin for ya kid

Raynkees.

>>150049020
>Boston gets one piece
>LA gets demon slayer
I want an anime night

>>150049215
mexican women are so beautiful
i dont know why you chuds want to deport them all. just because they're doyers fans?

>score 11 runs
>lose

>>150049282
there mad they don't get nice lunches packed for them.

https://youtube.com/shorts/2FJyGhLRTTo?si=ol-Sn2bYEaWipJIy

>>150049329
Tfw am old enough to have seen Mussina pitch >-@ I don't count the days once he went to Yankees

>>150049432
>minus 21%
this is mozeliak's legacy

>>150049432
Blue Jays are in first place but attendance is down this year. Why?

>>150049432
>+43%
CohenCHAD won

>>150049432
>mests

>>150049020
Why do they keep doing this shit? The Venn diagram of baseball fans vs anime fans is two circles that don’t touch

>>150049215
Stop glorifying obesity

>>150049432
Surprised Seattle’s attendance is down

>>150049432
>Mets and Tigers have the most band wagon fans
>Orioles and Cardinals have the most fair-weather fans

Rays and A's are exempt from being judged

>>150049832
>cardinals
>fairweather fans
St. Louis has the Best Fans in Baseball tho

>>150049448
>>150049832
Fucking deserved. Fucking cardianl fucking "best fans in ballball" fucks. 50 fucking years without back to back losing seasons fuck off you dont know pain fucking shitters.

Tough one. 30 saves are such a recent stat.

Why do people who root for bad baseball clubs act like wanting your team to win baseball games is some ridiculous request?

>>150049855
A lot of Cardinal fans are staying away until Mozeliak is gone.

>>150049860
Your organization being shit is not our fault.

The Marlins DID NOT have a massive deadline selloff. You better watch out next year.

Why do teams still do deals with the Yankees?

>>150049963
rocker on the grid!

>>150050031
this shouldnt be controversial in 2020+5 let alone the 90s. how was this ever a big deal back then? he even specifically names russians who are white so its not like its even racial

>>150049160
Bro you won 2 WS in the previous decade.

Jesus hates the Padres. They are the new "cursed" team

>>150049832
Metsbhave bandwagon fans cuz all the NYC casuals put away their Yankee fan caps when Mets get good.

Fucking bitchass Freeman picking up one (1) reliever and expecting the fanbase to trust the Dodgers' medical team on THE most expensive roster ever. Genuinely should be run out of town if they lose the division. Put Dombrowski or any executive with some actual balls jn the leadership role, but the weaselly bitch effectively negotiated a ten-year extension in the Ohtani deal.

>>150049970
I never understood being a die hard fan for teams run by morons (Angels, White Sox, A's, Pirates) as being a positive. You don't get positive change by continually enabling bad behavior. If your owner and front office are cheap or suck, stay the fuck home.

>>150049990
Agreed, they may surpass the Braves as being the 3rd contender in NLE.

>>150049086
The /mlb/ Hololive Night meetup was a success.

>>150050052
I live in NYC and agree. I just wish those of you who hate NYC from the outside understood there are plenty of us who agree with you thay everything here sucks and stop assuming we are a monolith.

>The Padres got pitcher Nestor Cortes
>The same guy who got mind fucked to the shadow realm after giving up the game winning grand slam to Freddie Freeman in Game 1 of the World Series
Like that's going to help them get past the Doyers.

>>150050075
local pride + bandwagoners are subhumans.
When my local does finally win something it will be that much sweeter because I was there for the struggle.

>>150049808
Because Baseball is a national sport in Japan?

>>150049970
People on /mlb/ will tell you to stop going to games and buying merch when your team is not competitive because ownership doesn’t deserve your money for lack of trying. Then when they see the measurable results of that, in an easy to digest infographic, they call those fans fairweathers. In summation: pfma.

how do i get a black gf

>>150050114
>celebrating because the Poodres added a depth starter when Friedman/Gomes did absolutely fucking nothing
Now pay up for Demon Slayer night like a good piggy

>>150050060
The Red Sox were out so I watched a lot of Mets games in Sept/playoffs last season. The unintended consequence was my middle son learning the names of all the players and becoming a Mets fan.

>>150050137
>pfma
public finance management act?

>>150050160
Please Call Before You Dig

Let’s all go ahead and stay away from downed power lines

>>150050181
Not in a million years, pal.

>>150050181
Stay away from my downed power lines.

>Yfw when your team's newly acquired players don't do anything and they don't improve at all

>It's the first day of the first grade and she found a new bestfriend
>It's a laid back Sunday afternoon you wish would never end
>The homemade taste of BlueBell and good friends gathered round
>the good ol days are being made right now

taylor ward is still stuck on the angels

Why didn't the Cubgers do shit

>>150050272
Cashman mindfucked them

Is Cash Man the mindfucker?

good morning mariners nation

after this season you can add "2025 trade deadline champions" to the poodre achievement case

>>150050062
>Freeman
Freidman is ours and will be for a long time. find your own GM.

>>150050586
Oh no, auto-correct got me. Keep jerking off the farm and saying every year the playoffs are a crapshoot when Friedman sits on his fucking hands again with his "trust the process" bullshit. Dodgers have an almost FOUR HUNDRED MILLION dollar payroll and fans are celebrating that he picked up a few prospects.

>>150050695
you can have Freidman run your team after I kick the bucket. it won't matter to me then.

>>150050719
*kills you*

Does it annoy anyone else to see bullpen shortened to 'pen? I think it's just the apostrophe that bothers me. It feels very try hard.

>>150049356
Cheer up Cincyanon, Bungals season is about to start.

>Two retarded doggie doos fighting
o kek

>>150050744
They fear the BVLL

>>150050740
lol, at least it is actually a crapshoot

>>150050719
Remember, no bitching when there's another early round exit because the pen is completely unreliable and depending on health and performance bouncebacks to be on the outer reaches of elite. Betts may be declining and who knows if we play baseball in 2027, but thank God we got some marginal prospects who we can reminisce on 5 years later when they amount to nothing.

NPB Results

>>150049990
It was a good call. Selling Sandy now would lead to bad returns. I am shocked that they didn't trade Cabrera, but keeping the core together was a good choice.

>>150050784
NPB Standings

>>150050794
KBO Results

>>150050774
Friedman makes ya seethe?

>>150050807
MLB American

>>150050774
ofc I'd be massively disappointed, but I also know this is as good as it's ever going to be and the window looks to be open as wide as it does for anyone else, if not wider. I don't feel sorry for us. It also doesn't mean I'm not going to shitpost other teams after we get eliminated.

>>150050822
MLB National

>>150050791
So fucking kino

>>150050809
Yes. He has all the resources in the world and still plays scared. But hey, superpen!! All closers!! Who cares if they're washed up, hurt, or underperforming; did you see how much he spent on them?

This is /mlb/

>>150050850
why are you picking on us? we don't even have the best record in the league. maybe the Phillies are the actual team to beat.

>>150050868
You’re laughing until I launch that baseball 580 feet

>>150050868
I've had that webm for years and that was the first time i've noticed that.

>>150050868
I used to see ads for an adult teeball league in my city, it was basically just softball but without a pitcher I think they had some other weird rules to shorten games.

>>150050933
All in a days work :)

>>150050975
how bout you notice deez nuts in your face!

>>150050874
Apologies for having standards then. I don't care that the some of the signings fell flat; shit happens. What I'm infuriated by is the organization's hardline stance to letting the trade deadline pass by because they are allergic to sacrificing FV for relievers. Look at what the Blue Jays spent to get 5 years of Varland: a 22 year old SP in AAA and a 25 year old OF in MLB. A back-end top-100 and a promsing lefty who *may* stick in the rotation. Do you really think the Dodgers can't beat that with minimal impact on their future contention window?

>>150050972
sounds like a comfy fun night out

gm mariners nation
>>150049229
gm snek frens

Literally nothing is stopping the Chadres this year

>>150051086
wtf is that a hate crime?

Diamonders?

Maribacks?

>>150051037
these are some very smart dudes who care about winning and aren't afraid to overspend if they feel the need is there and they also have the discipline not to do much if they think it isn't worth it. My general feeling going back for some time is that we've given up more future and present value in the majority of trades the team has made, and some have felt about even. This is the first deadline I can remember feeling like the Dodgers got back a little more than they gave up but maybe it's because the players they traded will have more value to the teams they're going to than they would the Dodgers.

>>150050744
Cane’ssrdpn

>>150051116
>10 KB

>>150051104
>>150051116
D-biners

>>150051169
Please, find it in your heart to forgive me.

>>150051104
>>150051116
thats a devilish concoction you've cooked up anon

The Big Unit Connection

Seasneks gonna sneak up on ya

>>150051117
I feel the opposite; they almost never lose trades.. off the top of my head only Alvarez stands out and that was before the NL had the DH and he wouldn't fit with Ohtani anyway. Scherzer/Turner, Betts, even last year's Edman and Kopech deal were all coups. I don't mind the May or three-way trade in a vacuum, they got good value. But holy hell, where is the urgency? A good righty reliever with a checkered injury history and a solid COF on the short side of a platoon? It's not enough. If the team falls flat on their face every year and ownership is working every angle to give them every advantage, then I'm okay saying playoffs are a crapshoot. But when you spend this much money and pussyfoot at the deadline when you're in the thick of a divisional race and seeding, I lose my shit.

>>150051207
Aren’t these things insanely venemous?

>>150051207
Snek? Sneek? Sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!! :3

My big unit finna make a connection wit yo azz

>>150051078
Gm Mariernawoo fren <3

>>150051229
Looks like they don't bite humans much, only in defense if you grab them or something.

>>150051207
based

>>150051256
Unlike rattlers where they bite because someone|thing got near it. Constrictors are *usually* nicer.

>>150051256
>yea we got 500 species of snake and they all live on land
>but what if we had one that looks exactly like all the land snakes but it lives in the fuckin ocean? and also it’s the most venemous
nature is so fucked

>>150051224
without being specific about what the possible targets were and the cost to acquire them would have been I can't agree or disagree with your opinion. I only know that I agree with Gomes' assessment that we should have a nearly full complement of options available in house assuming there are no injury setbacks, and we should have the necessary time to make final roster decisions. it looks that way to me on paper anyway.

you now remember that one Texas Rangers hat the MLB removed earlier in the year

>>150051289
Snek get a bad wrap desu desu they also do alot of good like depopulate of rodentae -though, again I like rats they're adorable :3

>>150049020
>not even the hottest demon killing property right now
kek

So how bad will this broadcast be with cinci and atlanta?

Who's watching Braves vs Reds?

>>150051357
baseball fans from southern Ohio and baseball fans from Georgia

>>150051375
I'm just watching because it's the only game on

FAGGOTbacks kek

>>150051086
Except past precedent of unstoppable failure.

Why are the Barves and Resd playing so early on a Friday?

>>150049432
Tigbros we're so back (to the stadium)

>>150051409
slurpway classic or some shit

It’s the Mariners. It was always the Mariners.

>>150051431
Attendance seems meme worthy of course LA is going to have alot they're one of the biggest cities in the world.

>>150051454
I can't understand why the Rockies have decent attendance, cheap tickets?

>>150051302
It's a philosophical difference to talent acquisition and that's fine. Nobody bats an eye when Snell or Glasnow get 9-figure deals even with durability concerns because their upside is so great, and at the end of the day if they bust, the organization can pivot. Yeah there are limits, but no one else can flex their finances like LA. Why can't they have this mentality toward their prospects? I forget the exact number, but something like 70-80% of all prospects will never accumulate 2 WAR. That doesn't mean they're not valuable as spot starters, an extra arm in the pen, injury stand-ins, etc., but there is way too much cautiousness. The only unreasonable package for a reliever this trade deadline was Miller, and that's still for 4.5 years. Duran, Varland, Helsley, Maton, Coulombe, and more were all had for a song.

Cubbiebears ASG (A'll Suck Guys) 2027!!

>>150051471
Probably. Our ticket prices are decent, though am homer but we're in a division with NY and Toronto both of which eclipse ours in population

>>150051471
Cheap tickets and park is always filled with visiting fans

>>150051478
You forgot the laughably low quality AI poster mlb made to announce it

My ducksies aren't even trying anymore...

>>150051471
That area of CO has a lot of people who moved away from other areas. Lots of fans of road teams

>>150051504
#quack

>>150051502
based... BASED!!

>>150051473
Actual baseball discussion. Better than Reddit.

>>150051502
Judgestrongtani bros...

>>150051531
only from doyerchads

>>150051254
gm

>>150051504
The first time I went to Finland I saw a guy with a Yankees sweatshirt. When I asked him if he was a fan he told me that he had no idea that it was a baseball team and just thought it was a fashion brand.

>>150051542
You two retards took 30 minutes to realize you were both fans of the same team lmao

>>150051563
He's correct.

>>150051531
Dodgers forum is literally a bunch of halfwits too chickenshit to make any deal if it subtracts from the farm meaningfully and patting Friedman on the back for Alex fucking Call. No, I will not go back.

>>150051563
Many such cases.

>>150051578
You have to go back

>>150051584
Useita tällaisia tapauksia.

>>150051588
No. Fuck my ass.

>>150051593
Is it Reckonian?

>>150051473
yeah, it does sound like a philosophical difference, but it also sounds like we have different levels of trust in the front office. I've always been more of a prospect hugger than not and always felt anxiety to picking up relievers at the deadline. I would have loved getting Duran but would have hated to have to part with any of our top 4 outfielders, even though none of them are in AA yet, let alone sweetening the deal by adding other prospects, even knowing it's the cost of doing business. I don't have what it takes to have to make those kinds of decisions. I do hold on to what Freidman said in the offseason when he was questioned about why he signed Yates on top of Scott and him saying he hated the trade deadline costs. Looking at the guys expected to come back before the post season-Graterol, Kopech and Scott plus more recently picking up Diaz, Gervais and Stewart and the upside of Henriquez I think there's a good chance guys will be left off the playoff roster who deserve to be there. That is my hope, anyway.

did YOUR team get in on gangrape of minnesota? if they didn't, your GM is retarded

>>150051604
>prospect hugger
Thoughts on Scrimblo Baez?

>>150051621
there's always this delusion that these guys will be the ones to deliver us to the promised land.

>>150051192
Talk about min-maxing your genetics. This guy has been 55 years old since the 1980s.

>>150051608
I was gaped in Minnesota during the sweltering summer of '25 and all I got were these stupid prospects

>>150051604
i'm going to zag and say that overpaying for relief pitching at the deadline is actually smarter than loading up in the off-season like the dodgers did this year. they paid for past performance... but relievers are fickle year-to-year! he only decent predictor of future performance is how they have been pitching in the current season. if you're in a championship window, pay a premium for someone who's in good form and kicking ass NOW.

>>150051682
I have no opinion on when the right time is. All I know is I have little to no trust in the majority of them and hate multiyear deals over 3 years given to any of them. Kopech, Scott and Yates have all disappointed this season, but at least they're all expected to pitch again and have time to get right.

>>150051604
I have nothing wrong with a preference for dealing during the offseason over the trade deadline; in fact I agree with it, especially when you can leverage those finances. My issue is making that a binary choice. I liked adding depth to the pen during the offseason, but some moves didn't work out. They added Stewart (good pickup though slightly risky), but otherwise put their foot down and want people to trust their medical staff on three high-octane relievers, including their best lefty on-paper. Do you believe all 3 make it back in time for the postseason? If they are healthy, what does their performance look like? I agree they'll be good arms left off, but why not be just a tad more aggressive in the short-term?

Nah bro dodgers choked at the deadline for entertainment purposes

>>150050075
>If your owner and front office are cheap or suck, stay the fuck home.
Do you even know how Jews work? Reinsdorf puts out shit Who team, fans stay home, Reinsdorf makes all the money. If attendence is below 1mil a year the Whos don't have to pay rent and they keep all concessions/merch/TV money

>>150050255
He said he wanted to stay. Also, if the deal wasn't great why trade him for pennies as your best current hitter? I could see Jansen being traded though I'm not sure why they didn't deal him off

>>150051502
By 2027 Judge will be in wheelchair, PCA and Ohtani will both be with the Mariners

>>150051758
For me, there isn't enough publicly available information to have very strong opinions anymore. My default position has become to just trust the front office. They've had a long string of success no one else has had in the time they're run the team. I also think the Dodgers have had bad luck the past couple seasons with pitcher injuries. The staff ERA was at the top of the league for the prior several seasons before. Friedman likes to roll the dice on high upside arms in both FA and the draft, and we paid (still somewhat paying) a price for that, but we somehow won a chip last season so go figure. Also, can't forget there's a very real possibility Roki Sasaki will be pitching some meaningful innings later this season. I think a lot of the time lost to injuries this year probably could have been pitched through under different circumstances, but the depth has allowed the team to use IL time to clean up mechanics for the guys they want to pitch in the post season and give some load management.

>>150051608
Cusb got in it. But Hoyer is still retarded

>Moises sent down
>Peein Crap in the starting lineup

nvke kansass shity
twice

>>150051608
No, because I support the one MLB team that doesn't get to enjoy Minnesota's endless sports suffering.

>>150051957
He's talking about the White Sox obvsly

Literal who’s

>>150051872
>bad luck
Maybe, but the Dodgers also seem to be infatuated with max effort velocity and spin that chew through guys arms. They're a model organization for sure, but there's still some hardwired philosophies that I wish they would reconsider.

Do we think the Yankees fleeced the Giants for Doval? That is what they are saying in all the Yankees forums, that they didn't give up anybody they cared about.

>>150052023
CashGOD got ya raked over the coals.

Don’t ask the 2016 Cubs about the Theo Epstein files

Strobros…

THE YANKEES HAVE RELEASE STROMAN
-not peff this time

>>150052023
Package felt a bit light but Giants clearly went for volume. Rodriguez is a great pickup if he sticks at C. Vrieling is old for AA but looks like he could be a solid 5. Harber I need to see perform against better competition because a college-polished hitter dominating A+ at 23 means nothing to me. De La Rosa looks awesome but very young and far off, so a lot of variance there.

>>150052081
When Stanton who cannot stay healthy is doing moar no wonder he got dfa

sneed

>>150052009
>there's still some hardwired philosophies
you don't think you're just making an assumption based on a popular narrative? I don't think we, as fans, know enough about what goes on behind the scenes to make blanket assertions like that. Just look at Zach Root, their first pick in the past draft. He works 91-94 but has 3 secondary pitches that people believe will make him a safe bet to become a starter. He's expected to be one of the first pitchers from the draft to pitch in the majors. That tells me they wanted to secure possible depth more than gamble on a higher upside arm. I'm not trying to tell you how you should feel since my gut reaction to the pick is meh but, like I said, I trust what these guys are doing, and it's made being a fan a lot less stressful for me.

How much does this guy cost? Is he willing to be a reliever?

>>150052078
classic yankees racism. steinbrenner just orgasm'd in his grave

We are FREE

How long before stankees are clamoring for Cashman to be fired again?

that's right where he wants it you stupid bastard waste of life

>>150052085
>Rodriguez is a great pickup if he sticks at C
I've heard people say catcher is the moon the Rodriguez, he's just completely lost.

>>150052177
al sharpton bout to get a very lucrative phonecall

The Speedway Classic scenery is ready

>>150052217
Before or after taxes? Kek.

>>150052177
tattoos huh?

the cubs fucking suck

>>150052238
retarded if that's actually going to be a seat for a paying customer

>>150052140
I didn't love the pick in a vacuum, but I do like it in context (also picking 30th lol). His fastball is ASS, but multiple plus pitches and possibly starter-level command. I totally get why the Dodgers love the high-octane guys and they're not the only team, I think there's just a thought (whether that's organizational or industry-wide) that you get the arm with the sickest stuff available because if it works out you got a TOR starter and if it doesn't, you have a spot starter or BP weapon. The problem is injury attrition is at an all-time high and while there are probably many factors, an emphasis on velocity and spin sticks out like a sore thumb. I think a good mix of risk/floor/ceiling is a good thing, same for hitters. You're seeing guys like Kwan and Wilson dominate with a throwback approach that heavily emphasizes contact. For years, the Dodgers have preached a high-K, high-launch angle, high-FB approach for their batters, and while there's definitely been some huge wins, it also limits your pool of talent or risks square-peg-round-hole scenarios. Again, the Dodgers are far from the only team to embrace the elevate-and-celebrate mentality, but it's trends as outsiders you pick up on. Sure I don't know the inner workings of the team, but if I see the inputs and outputs over a decade, you can make some reasonable conclusions.

>>150052209
Yeah then I like it a lot less, because the bat is nothing special for a CIF.

>>150052190
>a week
>11 minutes

>>150052263
Don't blame us becuz ur a Twins fan

>>150050166
Victor Robles changed after moving to Seattle

>>150052238
When you need to bring a TV to the game to actually see anything

The Cubs big trade deadline score was Michael Soroka LOL

I think the Cubs suck.
No, scratch that.
I think the Cubs fucking suck.

Dammit, I lost $100 on my "kwan being traded" prop bet. I hate this crooked league.

>Rojas sent down to aaa to make room for bader

Hopefully he can out together something at the plate in another minor league stint. But God damn I'm tired of Kepler. Need dombrowski to keep schwarber, jt, and get real upgrades in corner OF

>>150052270
that's why the pickup of Call surprised me-a guy who can get on base with no power. I feel like he'll become pretty likeable reasonably quickly. they actually have a pretty good mix of OF talent accumulating in the minors. It's looking like the strength of the system and most of the top names seem to fit the profiles of the kinds of guys you describe but there is also the exact opposite type of guys-high contact rates, no power, a ton of speed. as far as position players go, the draft philosophy seems to have gone from catcher heavy to middle infielder heavy to outfielder heavy in the last decade or so. I think they're not as one dimensional as they might seem even though they kind of look that way at times.

>>150052078
He will be signed by btaves by next week.

The fact the Tigers lost like twelve straight games and still have the third best record in the league is crazy

>>150052340
thanks for playing

>>150052339

>>150052340
Please remember you can no longer deduct most of your gambling losses.

>>150052387
True true, a good move for them. I was hating on him, but only because the overall deadline felt lackluster. He's a solid move, as were their others.

manfred has the wind machine running on full speed. you can only kek and lel my friend, only kek and lel

>Bryce Miller is starting rehab today
Texbros...

>>150052367
I imagine the OF mix is going to settle in as Marsh-Bader-Castellanos. Kepler will get some run, but it'll be more platoon/defensive replacement. Going after a guy like Taylor Ward in the off-season makes sense.

Yes the cubs suck because....they made improvements to their team that has the second best record in baseball...?
am I reading this right?

>>150052340
no refunds

>>150049483
Because we voted for a worse economy and now less people can afford to go to games

Holy based
>the lil Ohtani head

too close to take

Is "cramps" still what they are going with for Ohtani? He had a terrible series, doesn't look like himself.

>>150052556
He is ovulating

>your team is making a run for the postseason and made deadline moves for platoons

>>150052556
He is molting

Who in the!? Who in the FUCK is this Asshole Ump calling this game like this!?

Fucking explain yourselves all you Ump worshippers and Frog MotherFuckers!

It definitely makes sense to send down the second best player on this list, and then start the second worst player OVER the best player. Gotta love this retarded team. Why the FUCK does Vegas think they have a chance?

>>150052585
What an absolute Chad! Just calling obvious balls strikes and daring anyone to disagree with him.

Reds Win!!!!!!!

>>150052585
It's a perfectly consistent zone requiring almost no guesswork from the pitcher or hitter.

time's actually come to update this I'm afraid

>your team is so fallow it has to mortgage the future to plug holes just for a chance to make the playoffs

>>150052611

>>150052611
how bout I fallow you home and rape your face?

>>150052610
Should be Ohtani instead of Manfred. I only ever played Fallout 1 and quit halfway through

>>150052591
rojas has options and they actually want him to get at-bats because they still like him as a player. kepler and bader are both free agents at the end of the year. we'll see what they do with nick, but his negative value is because of his defense. he's still a competent, if underwhelming hitter.

>>150052611
>>150052630
Reds buying was a big mistake. Sorry you had to learn this way but had you asked we all would have told you this would happen.

>>150052672
Kepler shouldn't be here. They can get rid of him without any consequence.

>>150052648
Manfred calls the shots thougheverbeit

>>150052703
he's left-handed, and he is still showing some pop and patience against right handed pitching. and he's a capable defender, so that's why he is still there. they want rojas to play everyday. if someone gets hurt he'll probably be right back up. they'll probably call him back up in september.

>>150052686
Dumb ass. Reds are winning it all

>>150052709
Thanks for the OC brother, doin God's work in this oldcum genny

Which teams really won the trade deadline?

>>150052726
>He sucks but he's left handed
We already have Brandon Marsh for that

>>150052745
REDS

>>150052734
Old Cummers gotta stick together that much I do know

>>150052709
finally, a quality post

>>150052733
>Reds are winning it all
Posts from the 1982 Oscars, moments before disaster.

The twins and the guardians gotta dead ass hadda wake up this morning and go to the stadium to play a ballgame yo that shit crazy cuh

>>150052591
>Castellanus
1 dinger for every 10 fielding errors

>>150052746
like i said, the OF mix most days is probably going to settle in as LF Marsh, CF Bader, RF Castellanos. Kepler is left-handed and a better defender than Castellanos and can play CF in a pinch. it's not that complicated. marsh and kepler can't platoon with each other. and kemp and wilson are the RH bench bats. rojas isn't going anywhere in the organization.

>>150052745
If the only winning move is not to play...
Then the White Sox still lost

>>150052826
The big issue isn't Rojas in AAA, It's Kepler on the roster. He should've been DFA'd back in june.

too much real baseball talk here for my taste

>>150052709
Is this the work of the Psycho Gang?

>>150052839
>>150052841
psycho gang is playing with forces they don't understand

>>150052745
Too early to tell. In late September 1987 it looked like the Tigers won the Doyle Alexander trade. Fast forward 10 years...

>>150052841
Not likely but I’ll file a report and continue to monitor the situation.

>>150052860
Doyle Alexander had the idea for the special editions didn't he?

>>150052861
Rook! In my office, NOW!

Ah geez here we go

>this cost $40 at em el bee parks

>>150052861
>>150052879
Make sure this never sees the light of day. I wonder what ever happened to Inspector Godgers.. that crazy sonuvabitch always had his finger on the pulse.

sit the FUCK down!!!
THATS RIGHT!

Why did so many teams get prospect hauls for relievers? Like not even straight up closers.

Like Fucking Chad Bradford from the Giants? Like ok congratulations I guess Mets, he only Fucking throws 2 pitches and he gets Fucking figured out when teams see him regularly.

Attaboy shawzy

Shaw slap

is there any speedway shit on tv tonight or just the game tomorrow

>super bullpen
KEK

P*NIS!
the fuck nico!

>>150052929
Who are we kekking at precious

Godgers… pft

????????????????????????????

Trevor Rogers has been one of the best starters on a rate basis this year. Maybe Elias isn't a complete dummy

>>150049990
>do nothing
>win

>>150052861
>>150052904
Alright, we'll take it from here.

>>150049245
jints got Naruto

Now Wander Franco.. there was a real ballplayer. . .

Big Z and Zobrist, kino! They’re kino!

>>150052591
>Why the FUCK does Vegas think they have a chance?
Have you seen the rest of this clown league?

stFd

Aaron Judge at this point in his career, even if he were to leave the game tomorrow, he is for sure a future first ballot HOF right? It's the Sandy Koufax argument, he has been just so dominant. Career OBPS over 1.000, 350 HRs, 2 MVPs,

BOOM SHAKALAKA!

>>150053002
NO RINGS.

>>150053002
He's more growth hormone than man.

that's right mariner anon, grow big and strong for us NL chads

>>150053042
qrd?

>>150052976
True, and what an inspiration. He had a real youth movement underneath him.

>>150053013
Neither did Fucking Ryne Sandberg and everyone was sucking that dude off!

MARCUS STROMAN got released by the Yankees per the Cubs broadcast.

>>150053002
I suppose so. But why do you ask? Are you suggesting that might actually happ- no. No. Anon. Don't do it.

>>150053059
Aaron Judge's mother consumed vast quantities of HGH while pregnant, a devious loophole, but not one unnoticed.

I'm going to piss of Jints fans today.

Buster is not a HOFer! Look at his stats! They barely register

>>150053002
They should honestly make a new MVP echelon for guys like Judge. I think they should call it uMVP or unanimous MVP for the all first ballot guys and absolute beasts and GENERATIONAL hitters.

What is wrong with a pitcher wasting a first pitch in a meaningless game to win a prop bet on himself? Seriously, it doesn't affect the game outcome. Why shouldn't the players get a chunk of the money being bet on them?

>>150053002
REMINDER

Aaron Judge was able to be drafted by the Yankees as compensation for losing Nick Swisher to free agency. Fucking kek!

>>150053106
wrong

>>150053076
Daily reminder that the Cubs sent Rizzo to the Yankees for the sole purpose of committing an error and losing game 5 so that Judge will never get a ring. Judge's dropped ball error proved them wrong

stfd...

>>150053145
Imagine getting better compensation for losing Nick fucking Swisher than Juan Soto.

>>150053154
cubgers won that trade

>>150053154
Hoyerpacos lost the trade deadline and Cashgod mindFUCKED Jedcels

>>150053154
>Judge's dropped ball
Anon please tell us all again how he is a HOF material

>>150053106
correct

>>150053190
all I see is an elite defender and generational hitter who made space for a greedy Dominican in right field and sadly made a small error due to such circumstances

>>150053106

>>150053190
hes super tall so hes le good or something

they'll have to take posey out when they put molina in

Our DH is Gian fucking Carlos Stanton. A 7 foot tall muscular beast who slugs hard and strikes out less than he did before. Thank you JESUS for making me a Yankee. Imagine your DH is Jorge Polanco (LOL) or Mark Vientos (WTF)

>>150053184
>>150053188
Hoyer: 1
Cashjew: 0

>>150053188
attempting to decipher this poast

>>150053254
Just poking fun at how similar the Yankcubs are this year and how we probably went after the same trade targets or something and it looks like the yanks came up better than the cusb or something lol

>>150053250
(You) forget its actually...
Hoyer: 2 Cashman:0
2016 Chapman trade got the Cusb a ring and the yankees got a player who is now somewhere else.

>>150053282
Aroldis didn’t agree with how Girardi decided to play him so he got left off the post season roster and never seen again. Like a kid getting put to bed.

[W]
gg o's phew

Fastest game of year?

>>150053282
Chapman is too volatile in October.

[W]
gg o's phew

27 rings you fucking pedo bear

>>150053297
Ggs, unfortunate trevor did all he could an legit 0 offensive power. In fact the newest guy got his 1st mlb hit aaaaaaaaaaaand did something stupid with 2 outs

>>150053073
He really liked yo cum inside underage girls

The Cubs offense is struggling

new york yankees?
more like new york second place bitches kek!

da wind taketh and…da wind taketh!!

>>150053319
If they were before you were born then they don't count zoomer

>>150053328
Well the wind is blowing in a zillion miles an hour you stupid fucka!!!

I'm excited to see all the random prospects make their MLB debuts on the twins in the next month, it's going to be an interesting revolving door in that system. They already called up like 10 guys from AAA today

>>150053342
Hoping fir better games tomorrow desu desu

>>150053333
thats life! and check out those digits - only in new york!

why are cubs fans so autistic

Cusb W 1-0 over the dreaded Oles
You guize led me to believe that pitching was the problem

>>150053356
Yeah some not great at bats from the top o the lineup but tomorrow is a new day

>>150053362
theyve never left the stadium

>>150053365
I don’t think anyone thinks Cade Horton was a problem. It’s the back of the rotation that has some fans concerned. They could still step up but we’ll see

>>150053370
Times like these make me miss MoLester

>>150053354
>called up like 10 guys from AAA today
SOVL. Nothing makes me happier than seeing these guys get their dream made. I'll definitely trying watching the game later tonight. It's gonna be cool seeing all the MLB Debut's.

>>150053366
I know its a loss but its only by 1 :3 so not like its a yuge thing

Cubs win! Take notes Yankees. Ah who am I kidding. Those dumb fucks can’t read!

>>150053365
Picking up Castro doesn't look so stupid now with all of the hitters slumping

>>150053416
Anyone who critiqued the Castro move needs to be Castroated and that’s putting it lightly he’s exactly what the cubs needed

>>150053414
kek!!!

And that's a complete game loss for Rogers

Come on Prellar, sign Strowman already!

Uh cubrewger sox bros?

27 rings you fucks!

>>150053437
Ken should just be thankful he’s allowed to speak into a microphone given his condition (5’4”)

>>150049432
>Marlins
How do they stay in business?

>>150053393
of the guys called only 2 are actually "debuting" the rest are guys who technically have debuted already this year but only had 1 game or inning with the twins this season with the exception of Edouard Julien who is somehow back(but he's probably just filling the spot until rookie Luke Keaschall's rehab is considered "done")

>>150053456
ken is baseball royalty. that or he has (((dirt))) on someone

>your team
>fun fact about yourself
Cubs
I’m a straight alpha male

>>150053433
Man struck out 6+ under 80 pitches and it was only the 2nd that got him definitely on the hitters this time, happens. Like skenes for example

debut this bussy

>kepturd is playing over the only position player you acquired at the deadline
non-serious team

Which contender will pick him up now that he lost his job as a Yankee?

>Imagine your DH is Jorge Polanco (LOL)

>>150053433
if I was a pitcher, this shit would piss me off. only allowed earned ONE run and your team somehow couldn't win???

>>150053478
>cards
>heterosexual but attracted to both men and women (mostly men)

>>150053435
i fucked both these whores. right screams like a frog, left moos like a cow.

>>150053502
Respect!

>>150053489
southern poverty law center

>>150053489
Padres!

>>150053492
i fucked both these whores. right screams like a frog, left moos like a cow.

>Cusb lost the Bellinger trade
>Cusb losing the Tucker trade
Cashman: 2
Hoyerpacos: 0

>>150053494
Like its never happened before?

>literally named 'Stroman
>not on the 'stros
what the hell kind of script is this Manfred?

>>150053437
His bowtie is cucking the shit out him. Red Sox blew, but the Brewers picked up Miller. And I guess that Ken doen't remember them trading for Vaughn in June and he is the reason they are in 1st with the best record in the league

>>150053489

>>150053535
The cubs won the Tucker trade are you daft mate? Piss off wanker

>marcus jimcrowman

>>150053489
he looks fit for a salvadoran prison

When are the Padres going to build a retractable roof over Petco Park?

I have no idea who this is.

>>150053579
that appears to be a black boy band

>the Yankees won a trade in which they weren’t involved in

>>150053579
Me on the right

>>150053591
kek!

>>150053574
why would they need to? it rarely rains in SD during the baseball season. and in the beginning of August, they're still playing in perfect 76 degrees. a roof would just look ugly and have no benefit

>>150053586
cooperstown is the hall of fame you fucked the joke up kid

>>150053579
five whores that are unworthy of your time

kevin "the gas" gausman on the mound this evening

Springer to the IL
I would’ve beaned that cheating scumbag in the head with a hammer if I could even get close to him. Blue jays get ready to relocate to Portland you niggers

>Yankeks offered Houston a better package for Tucker
>they still trade him to the Cubs
Checkmate.

>>150053611
thats his career then. rip

>>150053535
>Bellinger trade
Not really a trade when the Yankees paid 5mil and he isn't that good

>>150053579
>i die
ominous

>>150053579
I'm not into K-pop, but this one is hot I guess

>>150053643
Looks like Ohtani and yam

>>150053535
>>150053568
>>150053591
>>150053625
>>150053628
Yankebro. Please for the love of god stahp. People already think we're morons but then you raise ur hand and theyre convinced now.

>>150053625
>wanted ALROY Luis Gil
>coming to the Bronx in December anyway
Yeah im thinking Yankeks won that trade

>>150053643
Cant understand the Kpop push in recent years >-@; mebbe am just getting old I remember when gackt an that whole scene was considered cool

>>150053608
Also Varsho and France are in the lineup

So how does a player who constantly hears they're being traded and that fans WANT them gone function when they DON'T get traded? Surely it's not a good feeling to hear fans want you gone and that your GM was actively shopping you around trying to get rid of you and couldn't/no team thought you were worth it

>>150053676
>Ty France in the big ‘25

i finally learned how to pinpoint pitch in mlb the show after 3 months and I'm actually proud of myself

>>150053676
Sadly we dun play you all again till next month hoping mounty gets better he loves Toronto ^-^

>>150053681
But enough about Luis Roberts Jr

>>150053671
>coming to the Bronx in December anyway
They'll be paying 120million more if so. Unless the Dodgers sign him, but its still a loss yankebro

>>150053611
Cringe

>>150053676
>DH Ty France

>>150053671
>>coming to the Bronx in December anyway
I wouldn’t be so sure. And I’ll leave it at that

>>150053703
Seems like a bargain. Pockets run deep in the X lil bro.

>>150053676
based
hopefully the roof is open tonight

>dh
>cant h
another retarded team

The Padres/Mariners world series this year will be kino after the soulless 2024 one

>>150053728
It’s the science lovers World Series!

Tommy Edman fell off since leaving the Cards lmao

>>150053728
Nah, it’ll be the Red Sox and Padres.

who is losing today?

>>150053735
That's the Vedder Cup Finals bub.

>>150053697
Sox fans didn't like Jenks until Ozzie did his meme mime move

https://youtu.be/EjyGihTlFp8?si=3m-fXNaoCXaEnZLR

Cubkees in shambles

>The lockers for Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz have been cleared out in the Guardians’ clubhouse.
gambling while not ohtani has severe cobsequences

Kino wildcard matchups desu

>>150053815
Still tons of time dunno why they have that up

>>150053728
Cringe

>>150050822
>my fourth place Angels that kept Jansen, Anderson and fucking Gifo
:)

>>150053815
Final playoff picture:

1. Tigers
2. Blue Jays
3. Mariners
4. Yankees
5. Astros
6. Rangers

1. Brewers
2. Padres
3. Mets
4. Phillies
5. Dodgers
6. Cubs

hey guys i have watched any baseball in 2 weeks what did i miss?

>>150053908
The cubs fucking suck

>>150053815
one of boston or new york will have the privilege of losing the alds to our jaysies

>>150053908
have not**

>>150053908
you got fucking gaped bitch

>>150053728
Based

>>150053902
>3 al west
>memeiners and rags
X

>>150053728
>Mariners
>world series

take your meds

>Brandon Lockridge batting leadoff for the Brewers
That's crazy, but if the Brewers somehow turn the guy into a solid player, good for him. I'm sure he's happier in that spot than being the backup backup OF on the Padres

>>150053948
>>Mariners
>>take your meds
it needs to happen for the plan to work

>>150053435
Sex with Fuwawa

>Tyler Wade DFA
The devil magic is gone...

>>150053981
No

>>150053979
Yes

>>150053908
This asshole set my blood to boil

>>150054005
who gave you internet access, monkey?

I... AM STEVE.

>>150053908
>stanks 3.5 gb
all you need to know, brutha

>Gaynada
kek

>>150054018
lookner

>O'hearn not even in the lineup for the first post-deadline game
Fucking lefties making us wait for his Padres debut, how dare you, berds?!

>>150054005
Baseball?

>hate off topic seething vpn faggots
>hate holotroon pacos more
inshallah, start the baseball games

Fuck my boricua ass

>>150054091
imagine getting a fortune cookie with this post in it

>>150053979
How would that be possible?

max muncy nu in a few

>2027 MLB All-Star Game to be held at Rapelay Field in Chimpcongo

why would i watch shitty pitching and anemic offensive interspersed with the rare solo home run? it's legitimately shitty to watch right now unless chets or may are on the hill.
(updated for my beantown borachos)

>Max Muncy hasn't gotten a single hit in any of his rehab starts

It's doyerpacina now

>>150054213
it's ok, just needs to take off his glasses and put them back on. like resetting a computer.

>>150054051
I think this is gonna be an easy win for you

>>150054213
What are games like in rehab? Is there MLB talent there or just random alcoholics?

It's doyerpacina now

>>150054125
I haven't read the fortunes in years. I only eat the cookie.

>>150054232
It's just a bit embarrassing to be a vet like Muncy and go 0-6 with 5 strikeouts in minor leagues....

Please, put it in my ass. It's the neighborly thing to do!

ppiima. itnttd.

>Preller tried to reacquire Gore, were the closest to getting a deal done
Lol I love this idiot so much

It’s doyerpacina now

It’s doyerpacina now

It's Shoher Ohtani now

It's Freddie Freewoman now

>>150054290
lol he’s such a based chad

same

>>150054213
Cringe post

It's gams on the hill now

Yeah, I’m thinking Reddit has better baseball discussion

>>150054257
Ohtranny is 0-12 his last mlb at bats, that’s more embarrassing

Bros... should I get a burrito, or nachos? Seriously I can't make up my mind. And don't say both. Go Dodgers!

>>150054353
I'm sorry

>>150054357
Om nom nom kek

>>150054335
>shoher
I hardly know her

>>150054365
;_; pls

>>150054357
nachos and a dodger dog, obviously

>>150054231
Glad he was traded to another bird team hope ye treat him well.

Well, more a division with birds but ya.

>>150054231
Berdbro! I heard you guys live life a lil wilder in St. Louis? You a chimney cleaner? You been digging tunnels uphill? You pre-screen for cancer? Ya ever bury cable so deep even God can't see? Ever tried spelunking in the world's shallowest cave? Can ya excavate a backhoe? Ah heck, I'll just come out and say it: PLEASE FUCK MY ASS!!

>>150054357
if you're drinking, nachos. if you're not, burrito

I can’t hear ya doyerpacinas!
MAKE SOME NOOOOOIIIIIIISE!!!

>>150054392
burrito in either case. it's more filling.

>>150054392
great call, thanks anon
>>150054400
nah these fuckers I'm getting are loaded. not just chips and sauce

>>150054357
>not having your mom make menudo with the left over sheep head

Doggie Doos makin' em TWERK, JIGGLE, and BOUNCE! Holy...

>>150054401
then I agree with what >>150054392
said

>>150054410
Meds

I can’t hear ya doyerpacinas!
MAKE SOME NOOOOOIIIIIIISE!!!

>>150054415
Mets-Reds already played

>>150054400
Had some taquitos with burrito on the side last night :3

>>150054438
i wanna go tacos tamix on pico or el taurino on hoover

>burrito on the side

Whose gonna win tonight?

>>150054416
EYYYYYYYYYYYYY
PUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Doyergals on all FOURS as we speak! Wheeeew, latinas going WYLD!

Mariners!

>>150054481
Its pronounced Mariners you newfaggot.

>>150054462
Looks yum ^^

>>150054488
But he spelt it right though?

Mariners!

>>150054400
Ngh ~
Fill me...

fucking faggots at popeyes fucked up my doordash order, i ordered a 5 piece tendies meal witha coke and a spicy chicken sandwich. when i opened the bag there was a pathetic little snack wrap and two biscuits. and the drink was fruit punch. doordash refunded me but i still rated them and the driver 1 stars and revoked my tip. retards. the snack wraps suck and fruit punch is the worst fountain beverage.

>>150054532
>redditor in charge of spotting the difference
le sigh

>>150054545
wah wah wah
order slop, get slop. simple as

>>150054488
Sorry, I'll try again

>>150054545
Fucketh mine ass

Mariners!

>>150054545
I'm sorry. Ya gotta give me another chance!

jimmy rollins would be the best player in the league today

Do they normally play games at Bristol speedway? I'm a but clueless please forgive me

>>150054545
enjoy your snack wrap you little bitch!

>>150054590
he was cooked when he retired. can't imagine he's gotten better.

>>150054545
hahaha. great post, anon :)

>>150054545
The right thing to do would be to give him another chance. What will you do?

>>150054545
First, you gotta find forgiveness in your heart. Then ya gotta give him one more chance! Just one!

based jroll

door dash is such an alien concept to me. meals on wheels, however...

>>150054545
>paying $37 for a $14 fast food meal
I do not understand zoomers obsession with doordash. Just get in your fucking car you stupid fat piece of shit

>>150054628
>>150054614
i'm going to give christ and christian chicken another chance at chik-fil-a. it's obvious the non-white heathens over at popeyes cant get an order right unlike the god-fearing white folks over at chik-fil-a

>>150054646
>>150054646
>>150054646

>>150054545
Everyone's saying you gotta give him one more chance.

>>150054545
in all honesty I think you should give him another chance

>>150054545
We should all be a little less judgemental, a little more gracious, and honestly? Let's all give him another chance.

>>150054545
just another day in LA (anaheim)

>>150054545
>orders from the black people restaurant
>gets fucked over
I don't feel sorry for you