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BAL: Colton Cowser went 2-for-4 and slugged a go-ahead three-run homer on Thursday night, powering the Orioles to a 4-1 victory over the Rays in Tampa Bay
NYM: Blake Tidwell will start for the Mets in Friday’s series opener against the Phillies in Philadelphia
PIT: Isiah Kiner-Falefa went 2-for-5 and drove in a pair of runs on Thursday as the Pirates topped the Tigers 8-4 in 10 innings to salvage the nightcap of their doubleheader
ATL: Matt Olson doubled twice, drove in three runs and walked twice Thursday as the Braves downed the Mets 7-1
TB: Hunter Bigge was struck in the mouth by a line drive off the bat of Adley Rutschman while sitting in the Rays’ dugout during Thursday’s ballgame against the Orioles
PHI: Kyle Schwarber crushed a go-ahead solo home run in the eighth inning on Thursday night, powering the Phillies to a 2-1 victory over the Marlins
STL: Michael McGreevy pitched five innings and allowed one run in the second game of Thursday’s doubleheader against the White Sox
HOU: Cristian Javier (elbow) threw 20 pitches during a live batting practice session on Thursday at the Astros’ spring training complex in West Palm Beach

Dodgers

doyers

Jays

Immaculate innings... NOT!

Coach Primate

doyers

Yankees.

ummm....

Padres

Tranny Chop!

DYING
OUT

TUD

DEATH TO UMPIRES

the jappy knees man yoshinobu yamamoto

>no run support for yama
no...

Padgers unite against hate!

>>149303603
are the poodres trading sexual favors for good calls?

Wh*toids dying out

>>149303636
ai STILL cannot figure out human hands

that weird schizo bitch that's turned into a quasi-spokesperson for fascism
Karoline Leavitt?
>>149303515

>>149303636
is it a troon or a mexican making these images?

how do we solve the ump problem?

No one reads any of the first 10 posts in each thread
eerily similar to a bunch of redditors racing to post "FIRST" on a new YouTube video from markiplier

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE GIVE YAMAMOTO SOME SUPPORT

>>149303636
>posting rams instead of yams
do better

Tatis is gay. Loves dudes

>>149303603
i missed it. is there a webm of this?

>Japanese Padgers: smiling, hugging, back-slapping, joking
>brown Padgers: seething, namecalling, trolling each other

>>149303668
why not both?

I know they're the Poodres but isn't this helmet taking it a bit too far? is it a Dominican culture thing?

>>149303691
>fernando testes jr.

My Chihuahuas just hit a grandslam but still trailing 9-11 in the bottom 7th. And no, Dad cant have McCoy.
Tatis will be a Chihuahua

[insert /your team/ name here]

Dodgers!

Yankletics…

>>149303674
wow that's really interesting ausbro

Ayo fuck Australia. Fuck off faggot

>>149303666
satan with a rare truth nvke. there are a lot of opportunists around. hopefully it doesn't work out for them in the long run.

The poopoopeepeepoodres are beating the Los Angeles Deportees??

>>149303668
He does it in every genny newfag but mostly /nfl/. mlb/ is the most active so he’s here now

>>149303673
*taps top of helmet*

>>149303700
>Jap Padgers: shitting on pig roach

Eye cum from a land down under

RISPstros

>>149303728
thanks

>finally get convinced by a friend to try clair obscure expedition 33
>its just like a turn based rpg but its grimdark and is based around timed parries and learning bosses move patterns!
i fucking hate soulslike faggots so much holy shit kys

>>149303749
YERRR OUTTAA HERE

>>149303755
once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong......

UNDER THE SHADE OF A COOLABAH TREE

>>149303700
No. It’s Padgers night today. Some things are bigger than baseball

>>149303668
It’s really funny how 99% of this slop goes without a single (You)

I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.16cm outside" as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.

>>149303784
Go away Reddit

>>149303708
nasty pine tar helmets are kino

>>149303601
Ily (no homo)

>>149303674
cam on, lad. that's projection. there are some animals here amongst the constant influx of newfaggory.

>>149303787
same with the "ur mum" guy

>>149303768
it’s not a soulslike at all, it actually has a story and the open world map is huge. Been playing for like 30h and sti haven’t beaten it or explored the post game areas. But I’m a certified three niggas in a row fan so maybe I’m biased.

>>149303784
>Some things are bigger than baseball
There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for.

>>149303829
kek, it's kino!

>>149303802
Reddit has better baseball discussion

>>149303800
plus he's FAT

>>149303784
wait, why is his icon display pic a gay flag?

>>149303784
what is it with these fans of southern california teams and posting twitter/reddit screenshots. is it just third world brain in action?

Bergert pitching a good game for the poos

Pages is back to being a nobody

>>149303719
Rockin'!

>>149303784
must be sad to inject politics into every facet of your life

>>149303860
You really have to ask?

>it's another no run support for yams episode
at this point it's just getting weird, right? do they actually hate him?

>>149303828
alright then, i'll calm down. if you can admit your bias, i can admit mine against anything soulslike from just complete fatigue of it.

>>149303856
Go back and stay there.

>>149303860
that's the subreddit icon kek

>>149303857
>plus he's FAT
Is he a Blue Jay?

>>149303895
happens regularly in baseball

>>149303856
true, but i can't call people retarded on reddit

>>149303892
it's reddit and the poodres, what do you expect?

>>149303895
Dodgers get limp dick with their aces. Same shit happened with prime Kershaw.

>>149303895
same shit happened with kershaw in his prime

>>149303857
Kek, it's kinoshita!

come on comet

>>149303875
>is it just third world brain in action?
Well they are Americans.

why are they playing some anime music right now, there isn't even a japanese man on the field?

>>149303860
why are you surprised? it reddit on faggot month

>>149303911
wait, why? baseball isn't gay

how are baseball fields usually oriented with the sun?
I assume it usually sets behind one of corners?

I’m a Detroit sports fan who has awoken from a joyous drunken stupor. Wtf is going on with my teams and what does /spee/ think of the Tigers?

>>149303963
reddit is thoughever

Pujols
Pages

>>149303905
No

anglels

WE LOVE KIM
KIM IS HIM

The dodgers paid all that money and can't score one run hahahahaha

THE COMET DELIVERS

>>149303964
Northeast Chads stay feastin

Why does Mike Shidt look like that?

WHO THE FUCK DOES KIM THINK HE IS

>runners on base
>ohtani

>>149304006
KEK

TIME FOR OHTANI TO........do nothing

Here comes Fraudtani to strikeout

>>149304002
how do I read this? is the centre home plate and the arrow points to the mound?

Remember ohtanibros nothing ever happens

Every time i see Kim, I just remember that stupid lady in spring training who thought he was Ha Seong Kim and was yelling "YOU'RE ON A BETTER TEAM, YOU MIGHT WIN A RING NOW!!!!"

Bros I love Kim so much. Knowing he gave up on more money and assured playing time on the Angels just to rather prove it on the Dodgers and their AAA team. And then to prove it too. The fucking confidence.

the most unclutch batter is at the plate right now

>was due to make an announcement today
>delayed due to fesd showing up outside today

The only saving grace for us poodres fans is seeing Ohtani shit the bed with RISP kek

Latin food is fucking TERRIBLE in Canada. All of the (latin) countries with shit cuisine immigrate there.

>>149304006
>guy in the hat

>>149303969
good morning!

I don't ever think about your tigers

>>149304023
https://www.baseball-almanac.com/stadium/ballpark_NSEW_NL.shtml
https://www.baseball-almanac.com/stadium/ballpark_NSEW_AL.shtml

Believe in Chen who believes in Ohtani

>>149304044
lol based retard

>>149304045
he saw what happened with Shohei in Anaheim

>>149304045
No one cares swedefaggot

otranni: I just wanna pitch

PIG ROACH
P I G R O A CH

KWAB

>>149304045
The dodgers offered him more money retard

>Ohtranny
KEK

Ah, so it's like that then...

>>149304059
thanks
on the surface it seems dumb to have the sun set behind the batterspersons because then all the fielders are looking into it but idk enough yet

what happen to othani?

wow y'all are obsessed

He cant pitch. He cant bat. What does he fucking do?

fucken useless. if they would have been up by 7 runs he would have homered right there.

Shogay Fagatahni

>>149304100
angles offered like 28 million and kim got 22 from the dodgers

nah ohtani did that on purpose

>>149304117
brings in the japanese which brings in the weebs

>>149304098
>KWAB
SNEED

How many more years of destroyed rallies before they start pinch hitting for Ohtani's useless ass

>>149304117
scam the dodgers out of 700m

Ohtranni and Judge sucking at the same time maybe they gave each other HIV idk just a thought :3

Superstars need to be clutch and Ohtani hasn't delivered.

Fuck off with your Louisiana hot sauce

>>149304117
shill jerseys and wet panties

I notice that Japan flag poster no longer comes here. Did we bully him off or did he commit seppuku because of the shame Ohtani brought upon him

>>149304150
>hiv
they just released the cure so its not that

Yeah, after that, I'm pretty confident Doggies ain't catching up

>>149304163
tabasco is goated, fuck you

>>149304045
And yet despite being far and away the best hitter on the team and even better against lefties, they will continue to pull him based on league averages

>>149304003
decades of sun and alcohol

>>149304165
it was here yesteday

>>149304175
we'll see. dodger bats have been coming alive in the 6th-7th innings lately.

>>149304111
some of it depends on the location of the park itself. When the Dodgers st facility was built in Glendale, Az the then wife of the former owner of the team had the final say and, as a consequence, there are many scenic views of the surrounding hills but most of the fans are exposed to direct sunlight during the hottest part of the day.

>>149304165
I commit seppuku for shame

Why is Ohtani called pig roach?

THREE SIX ONE DABU PRAY

Manny MINDFUCKED Muncy

>>149304247
2chan users started calling him that and we adopted it

Dodgers should reverse their batting order

>>149304250
*Dubaru pray

>>149304250
KEK

>>149304203
wasting away in margaritaville

>>149304255
surely we can come up with something better
any ideasmans in?

Bros I love Kim so much. He’s like a good baseball player, but he’s Asian!!

DUE UP DOOKIE BETTS

>Gavin Seethe

>>149304255
But why do they call him that? He's not even fat

RISPstros ain't it.

Some runs would be nice.

>>149304165
Jap will sudoku if the Dodgers lose the World Series.

>>149304275
>surely we can come up with something better
Surely you can do better!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6vaIoDlh3M

>>149304045
>Knowing he gave up on more money and assured playing time on the Angels just to rather prove it on the Dodgers
that's not what happened. playing time, yes. money, no. the dodgers offered him the most money

>>149304286
I don’t know. Im a Doyers fan and I use it myself because I hate his unclutch ass

When will otranni swallow his pride and play RF so the dodgers can get a DH that knows how to hit?

>>149304275
the reason was actually funny. pig, because he looks chubby sometimes. roach, because of the way he scurries around sometimes. nasty people everywhere.

>>149304275
"Thugtani" never really caught on

Why does Anthony Recker’s look like that?

max muncy needs to fund his bat already

>>149304324
t. seething chigyus

Thinking about touching myself

I liked Ol' Tawny

>>149304324
>roach, because of the way he scurries around sometimes
Oh so it's a reference to his baserunning/stealing. I see

>>149304286
>He's not even fat
He is. You must be OBESE

>Estrada
I'm scared bros...

Grandma bros there's a chance

should pinch hit conforto for ohtani and rojas for mookie. can't be any fuckin worse than these ice cold bitches

>>149304275
I have an idea but i don't think you'd like to hear it

>>149304347
>chigyus
wut

>>149304275
best I got for you is "So Gay, Oh, Tranny"

>>149304351
Who's this?

>>149304354
It's because he behaves like a low-life, because he is dishonest, lacks integrity. You know, like a roach.

>>149304370
that's lore I haven't thought about in a long time

>>149304351
what does sex feel like bros?

mookie betts sucks

>>149304330
It did for a little while, during the gambling scandal and when he had the dodgers security kidnap that woman to get his home run ball back.

God punished Otranni when he threw his best friend under the bus to cover up his gambling addiction

>>149304410
like strengthening your hip abductors

>>149304384
Not him but it's the nip version of the incel chud meme

>>149304410
Bags of sand

>>149304370
based grandma poster

>>149304330
I liked thugtani. It was funny.

digits and its a doyers win with 2 - 9

>>149304384
people who order cheese gyudon (Japanese incels)

>>149304410
filet mignon with your penis

>>149304441
bitch
Digits and Padres win the world series this year

>>149304441
thats a shame

>>149304410
Gross

>>149304423
Im not asian so I thought it was a slur Japs call the chinese

>>149304417
sogay had the longest run but thugtani was the funniest

Bryce Johnson looks like a methhead

>>149304305
alright here is my idea for a new nickname for ohtani

wait for it...

>low pay ohtani

kek KEK!

>>149304410

what kind of sex?

>>149304441
nice try, it's finishing 5-1 pads

>>149304410
Warm and wet but then you realize roasties are entitled cunts so you get soft and angry

It's true that Ohtani is not skinny, but what about being told he looks fat?
Does most Americans really think Ohtani is fat?

>>149304459
too esoteric. it rhymes at least.

>>149304461
armpit

>>149304441
Padres 4, Dodgers 5

>>149304441
digits and ohtani gets hit in the nuts

>>149304470
>Does most Americans really think Ohtani is fat?
no, relax

>>149304459
You are redditcoded and I respect the hell out of you

padres win 4-1

>>149304410
Lots of work with little payoff

>>149304481
damn

>>149304470
angry dyel incels probably do. any normal person knows he's a physical specimen.

>>149304470
He's obviously not fat. He's very muscular. He looks kind of big to me. His face is a bit chubby but his body frame is very athletic so it rounds out. I'm not trying to sound gay. That's just how I objectively view it.

>>149304459
>kek KEK!
lel LEL!

Altuve is the worst fielder I've ever seen.

>>149304461
Post some graphs, faggot.

Gogay Blowtani

>>149304470
You niggas made up the nickname
>>149304501
Holy kek

>>149304501
So gay lol I’m making you an honorary Mets bro

>>149304486
Based Doro poster

>>149304470
No but he's visibly fatter than he was before (on the Angels)

>>149304296
Dodgers are winning the next 4 world series

no sweep

>>149304501
Chop on, brutha!

>>149304501
>I'm not trying to sound gay. That's just how I objectively view it.

>>149304501
this is why Ohtani is good for baseball

>>149304410
warm milk coins of sand

Yeah this game is over Doyerbros. GG Pads

i remember a few too many games when kershaw didn't get run support either when he was really good

Please let Bogey somehow get a cycle, that'd be neat

Is Bogaerts back Padrebros?

Swedens gay.

>>149304501
go Giants!

Jose Ohtani

>>149304501
You sure you aren’t a mest fan?

>>149304501
>his body frame is very athletic so it rounds out

Mariners.

Were are half way to nu tho.

Okay, time to bring Kike out

>>149304501
That’s very gay of you sweden

Women have it so easy

It's okay Doyers we make shitters look like gems so Yamamoto must be good

>>149304570
All the homo posters are showing up at once

Junetani isn't happening this year because Ohtani is no longer young enough for it

>Ohtani can't hit against Padres
>Yamamoto can't pitch against Padres
why do the Japanese fear the Padres?

>>149304585
So does ur mum lel

>>149304473

you gotta pay extra for that

Milktank Ohmommy

>>149304601
no she likes it hard iykwim haha

>>149304585
They really do atleast socially

>>149304501
>the post that ended sweden’s /dodg/ posting career

>>149304589
Not mad

>>149304501
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

STEEERIKE

Shartei Otoilet

>>149304501
Sweden. Yes!

>>149304530
>>149304501
>>149304498
>>149304484
Thanks a lot

Ohtani is good but not overwhelming anymore

sit the FUCK down shituve

>>149304501
I like ohtani but this is getting out of hand swedepaco

ITS TIME FOR THE GREAT MASCOT RACE

Without new dead balls Dodgers would have 6 homers already

>>149304501
berdbro btw

Reminder

is shohei circumcised?

>>149304614
sorry bro we love sweden here

>>149304672
>we

NO MERCY

OUCH

You guys are too insecure. There's nothing gay about admitting that another guy has a good physique. Doesn't mean you want to fuck them. Just means you're not delusional.

>得点圏ではこうなりますwww
>パニックパニック!

>when it's RISP this happens
>PANIC PANIC
lmfao

We almost went a game without a hit by pitch

hopefully Ohtani gets a long term injury that forces him to retire early. These new fans aren’t fans, they don’t like baseball, they’re weird idol worshipping fags that should stick to kpop

Kneecapped

>>149304687
>doubledowntani

>>149304687
call it a night, champ...

Damn that’s a shame. Should have been Tatis’ cheekbone.

>>149304687
those last 2 sentences secured all them (you)s

>>149304672
No he's one of the worst posters

>>149304696
>These new fans aren’t fans, they don’t like baseball, they’re weird idol worshipping fags
This describes the overall trend in American professional sports, they only care about superstars now

Why try to kill Bryce Johnson? What did he ever do to you?

>>149304696
they're all vtumor simps

>>149304687
Dude don't double down. Now we know you're gay

>>149304661
chat is this real?

Trivino fucking sucks. Im tired of seeing him

>>149304687
yeah best start investing in a vpn swedie

WILSON NUMBER 9

4-1 A’s

>>149304720
>This describes the overall trend in American professional sports, they only care about superstars now
Yeah, unlike the 1950's.

>>149304720
I blame Lebron

benches gonna clear tonight

TRIVINO WANTS BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOD

>>149304731
he might be being used as our hatchet man

classless franchise mad they're losing for once and trying to kill everyone

y'all are just jealous that sweden doesn't have fragile masculinity and isn't insecure

>designated hitter
>can't hit when it matters the most
Slowly, Doyerpacos will begin to hate Ohtani

>>149304740
Cane's

>>149304672
Found another fag

>>149304715
he's better than you

>>149304766
We already do

>>149304687
Homo in denial cope

Wind blowing out all three games this weekend fap fap fap fap mmmmmm yes….

>>149304696
>blaming a new type of fan base
>wishing injury upon anybody

Yeah you're kind of a loser. Kindly fuck off to wherever you came from.

>>149304501
>>149304687
>mfw a flag lives up to its reputation

doyers won that duel

>>149304780
He’s a humorless cunt and gay

incoming bases loaded grand slam

>bottom of the order actually produces runs
>top of the order not really doing much
can't we just have ONE game where all our guys are producing...

How has devers played after the trade?

poodres threw behind Pages head and he didn't react. that's the worst thing you can do to a hitter. poodres are the dirty team trying to escalate shit.

>>149304802
no one cares go to reddit fag

>estrada
The Chicano pitcher!

JEREMIAH TIME!

Teo in spanish means Uncle

7th inning rally incoming

>Estrada
>immediately gives up a hit
Jerry... i used to like you... why are you doing this to us...

>>149304851
that's tio you retard

Dodgers comeback time lmao

>>149304851
Teo is not Tio anon

>>149304830
aussiebro said he stepped into it lol

>>149304851
It's spelled "tio".

max muncy is fat

WHAT IS THIS WEIRD, MATTINGLY-LIKE CHANGE IN THE BATTING ORDER?

leave max muncy alone

Repeating numerals and Doyers tie it this inning

>>149304839
>>149304849
More chitter, less walking and fastball.

>>149304872
jumped* into it
my point stands

Jesus christ Cronenworth

>>149304861
>>149304867
>>149304875
kek retard wetbacks

>>149304861
>>149304867
>>149304875

>>149304886
technically there are repeating digits

>>149304832
Oh shit you really saved yourself with that post. Excellent comeback

>Muncy still gets thrown out anyway
Chunky Muncy can't hustle anymore

>>149304764
if you only knew anything at all about the sweden of the past 30 years

>>149304802
Cry about it you sensitive pussy. How about you stop pretending to be a sports fan

>>149304897
kek ICE has been informed and has their IPs

>>149304851
Teo means hand in japanese

>>149304894
they have a split second to react. the instinct is always to jump away from the plate. pitches moving behind a guy's head tend to always end up with a plunk. he's lucky his shoulder deflected it.

Estrada pls

>>149304925
there's an im@s girl named mano

You don't understand pitching, Doyers. This is a sequence with real chest hair.

>>149304894
Would have nailed him in the head if he didn’t jump

Teo means fuck my ass in Swedish

>>149304924
all in a threads work

Jerry you're scaring me

>>149304942
chuck and duck

estrada is a wild BITCH

KIM HR SOON

just a bit outside

They need a meeting they fear the gook

KWAB lmao

poodres sweating rn

>>149304977
based swedechad

Fuck man we really need two more young catchers ASAP.

Should they walk Kim so they can pitch to Otranni?

>>149304977
Love a good mask off moment. Cant believe mlb wastes so much time courting these people as if they give a single fuck about baseball.

Padres should just walk Kim and take on the pig roach, he can't do shit right now

sweden makes ya seethe

>>149304986
No because the inning is over

That’s game

Never scare me again, Estrada

>>149304977
Literally nothing wrong with anything I said. Imagine trying to say Ohtani doesn't have a good body frame. You'd actually have to be delusional.

>>149304991
New fan here - what makes one truly care about baseball?

Phew, Shildt becoming like Bomel lately. What's wrong with Berget? Dude was cruising ,wasn't watching desu.

>>149305004
It isn't my poodres have blown much higher leads

>>149305013
>still upset about it
get a life, freak

>>149305013
>he's still here
Swedebro you're alright, I am being sincere when I say there is nothing wrong with admitting you're gay. Be true to yourself

Oh yeah, it's over doggies

>>149305013
I agree, it’s pride month and you have nothing to be ashamed of. Live out loud swedefren.

Comfy wholesome thread tonight bros

>>149305004
>>149305028
>2 innings left
You underestimate the Padres' capacity for padresing

the dog saying the dodgers would take 8 out of 10 was full of shit

>>149304738
not so fast

>>149305034
Mets fan btw

>>149304501
It's pride month you CHUDS

Dairy Bonds :)

Now it’s game

we still got it we still got it

>>149304802
where do you think you are?

Xander just needs a triple for the cycle

>パニック障害ザコ専DHが醜態晒さずによかったなぁ
>good thing the panicky retarded poverty-franchise merchant DH didn't disgrace himself
Goddamn they're mad at Ohtani over there

Who are the best young guys on /yourteam/?

new york highlanders mentioned

Holy crap, yesterday actually woke him up

the skip is punting this one unless the bats wake up in the 8th

where was this energy from the bottom of the line up in the first 3 games?

>>149305091
send them here, we need to have a cultural exchange

Well I guess it takes an ass beating from Dodgers to get Xander hitting again. Thanks Dodgers!

This game is over but I’ll take 3/4 with 3 bullpen games and the top of the order going hit less for 4 games.

>>149305017
most of these midwits are not fans. they decided they needed to try to be more well-rounded individuals and have decided watching baseball is what they'd decide to try out. they're mostly concerned about trying to improve their banter, which is lacking.

Welcome to the big leagues, rookie!

i remember when
i remember i remember when i lost my mind

Is joketranni a bad hitter that can't pitch or a bad pitcher that can't hit?

>>149305133
good one

>>149305130

was there something so special about that day?

Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Team.

>>149305118
not sure why we suck ballsacks against your bullpen

EL PASO CHIHUAHUAS WIN
>it was 2-10

Does this goober pitching for the Doyers ever close his mouth?

>>149305149
hes a mouthbreather (derogatory)

OMG
THE DODGERS LOSE

Dodgers decided to punt the game when only down 4

>>149305118
getting Sheehan back and hopefully Little will be able to contribute good innings after this shitty debut are my main takeaways. the fact they've increased the division lead after the tough stretch of games is gravy.

this pitcher looks like he has a giant retard penis

>>149305159
I used to hate this show

proud of my dads shutting out these dodgers. anyone know where the parade is tomorrow?

>>149305189
It's in your mom's bedroom

>>149304802
>>149304904
death to you

>>149305194
kek

>>149305185
what made you like it?

Maybe ohtiny is scared ICE will deport him?

>>149305145
Take back Lockridge, Diaz, Maldonado and Tyler Wade please. Ty. You can take Croney too.

>>149305189
no one to bait since all the shitposters are gone now

>>149305189
Shut up falseflagger. It’s Padgers night

inb4 garbage timetani

The best outcome here is for Ohtani to walk

pig roach will probably homer here kek

time for stat-padder ohtani to hit a solo dinger

is that THE Ohtani? No friggin way, this guys gotta hit a meaningless solo homer to stat pad or somethin, right?

>>149305209
You’re giving Tatis

>>149305249
not even good swings either

>>149305017
It helps to have played it and watched it for as long as you can remember

>>149305239
sure humble him since he hasn't been doing shit

Rojas pinch hitting for dookie butts good call

>>149305261
hmm that might be difficult for me
are there any other options for someone who didn't grow up in America?

too many black people in the stands is why the dodgers are losing

>>149305266
what time is it in nippon land

>>149305279
Half past 1

I'm actually curious what team Ohtani has struck out against the most in his career, I feel like the Padres have to be the most this season at least

>>149305145
Finally a real Texas team.

send in the clowns

>hold filthadelphia to 6 hits and 2 runs
>still lose
The Marlins Way!

>>149305275
It’s Juneteenth you ‘toid

>>149305274
>aussies haven’t solved time travel yet
grim

will they make Kike pitch to take away attention from their big loss like they always do?

>>149305297
Mets already played anon

>>149305299
not white

>>149305279
13:40 (1:40), still work hours.

>>149305026
By spin is this pitch a sweeper? Or slurve?

>>149305311
DYING
OUT

>>149305309
Let’s take it easy on the metsies

>>149305139
“It was the only day.” - Garak

>>149305341
But anon, they like it hard and rough

OH BOY HERE WE GO

LMAO NINO CACA

I know we are winning Padrebros but this game fucking sucks. I feel like the doyers are just taking a day off

OH NO NO NO

Who had the best curves, including slurves, in baseball?

BAH GAWD ITS A SLOBBERKNOCKER

BENCHES CLEARED KINO HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149304746
called it

remarkable it took this long to clear the benches in the series

OH SHIT

>>149305372
kek spoke too soon

YES

get me a nu right fucking now

THAT'S RIGHT SHILDT, GET THEIR ASSES. STOP PLUNKING TATIS JR.

>chimping out on juneteenth
classic holiday tradition

>>149305333
I'm Asian and Asians and whites are the only good people. Latinos are just okay. The rest are inherently bad.

>>149305372
doyers haven't had a sweep since late april

>>149305213
Go Padres? Go Dodgers? Padgers?

>no punches thrown
faggots

>FUCK HIM UP
>FUCK HIM UP
>FUCK HIM UP

I love how nobody's posting right now because nobody can come up with a take for what's happening

Roberts Shildt fight pls

only real ones remember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbrJCwc-d3c

>starts talking shit
>immediately hides behind the players
roberts is such a pussy

Fucking fight you faggots

NEED A WEBM OF THE BEANING

>>149305409
2024 oldcum here, I remember

this + tastykake = win

/nu/

>>149305417
>>149305417
>>149305417

/nu/

jack little status?

>>149305421
He charged Shildt

>>149305409
>tf2

>>149305406
Robert looked like he wanted to throw hands ngl lol

based Teo the Pacifier

>>149305433
I know it's >early /nu/, but I had that webm queued up for the next thread before the bench clearing happened and had to get it in