Nobody made nu so hereโs a shitty low effort one
>>150071598
What team should Marcus Stroman go to?
That pic needs Garth and Wayne in it.
>>150076263You know what. Chadres. Idk how much he cost but he's probably better than Meatball Vasquez. He can't be that bad, especially with Nestor. Niebla gonna be busy cooking!
>>150076263savannah bananas maybe
Good morning coffee and marienrs nation
>>150087917>and curse at the umps.that's based tho
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Jays
>>150076263>you will pick him up>ignore the rumors and restraining orders
>>150086098good morning from dodegrs nation
>>150087959imagine you were that ump and were insulted by some snot nosed 12-year-old
Will Astros ever have a season as good as 2017 again?
>>150087983they already did
>griffin jax
This shitter again?
>>150087983only if their MVP returns
singletani advancing runner from 1st to 3rd
>>150088001I heard they didn't cheat at all past a point like September, that true?
>>150088011>singletanimake that a doubletani!
Saw Mook and RVS at dinner last night.
Im down in Tampa and saw Mook and RVS at dinner last night.
Told Mook we need a series win tomorrow. He said I got you.
Win the series, get back to LA and then we go.
I'll be there today. Hot as hades....
>no runner on 1st
>dookie will still somehow gidp
>>150088037>mook and rvs The disease and the cure.
>nigga I got the mooks.>shit nigha take the rvs
This is a prostitute he bought right?
>>150088037>meeting a baseball player and talking to them about baseballISHYGDDT
dookie with a poop fly sac
>>150087980or the ump where the 16 year old girls threw a fastball at his head
>>150088050thats his husband, hes fishing to see if his audience thinks he passes
The 2025 Mets are taking years off my life
>>150087980i'm not cringe enough to be an ump
Why can't they just let the Reds win? what the fuck does the Braves have going for them?
>>150088104she owes me sex
At least Bassitt didn't implode
>>150088104she should step on me
How does that tranny cock taste, mestboricuas?
>>150088020Carlos Beltran was really the only one using it and Alex Cora benched him for the playoffs
>>150088104I want to disappoint her sexually so fucking bad
>>150088104They fuck white men
Treinen hasn't looked good since coming back
Blake is in the Epstein files
>>150088104NYies whats the solution to the DQ โdogshit question?
>>150088162so treinen will be the one to blow it
>>150088169Metkees or Yankets?
>>150088178He's too elite
>>150088142If they did cheat, it was a good thing
>>150076263Mariners if he'll pitch from the pen.
Who's the worst team to stan for right now?
>>150088169Stearns needs to stop thinking that he can sign shitters and make them good again. Montas is just a horrible pitcher.
>>150088178Treinen has him on his side
DODGERS CHOKING IN PROGRESS!
>>150088219yankees urrbody and they unc stuntin on em
ESPN was showing women's soccer over the first half of the Yanks here. Joining now
My Jintsies score 3 runs via small ball that inning
imagine being a first place team and having pitchers warm up in the bullpen with 2 outs in the 9th up by 3
grim
if the dodgers win, i will drive to the liquor store and pick up a six pack, then i will go to home depot to buy a new toilet fill valve, then i will drive through in-n-out for a double double and fries, then i will come home, eat, have a beer, and fix my toilet.
if the dodgers lose i'm just gonna stay home and shit in a bucket.
>>150088255Ethiopia anon has been here for years
>>150088261Why don't you just walk outside and hire the Mexican loitering on your sidewalk to do it?
>>150088219Whichever team spends high and produces no titles.
>>150088292because despite calling himself mexican, he can't speak spanish
that interview with the braves pitcher was cool. lifelong, hometown, gets called up on short notice and goes 5+. living the dream. can't wait for the dodgers to steal him and break barves hearts
>>150088288>official online breaker of the tampa rayskek
>>150088292Fixing a toilet valve takes like five minutes
>>150088247Go back to womenโs soccer
I thought treinen was supposed to be good?
>>150088140Wouldn't know.
>Yandy Diaz coming up
>bases loaded
useless fucking chud
>>150088319Great minor league farm team. Stowers will look great in pinstripes
>>150088326>Wouldn't know.yes you do
>>150088292because i only hire them for yardwork
>>150088300i'm white and speak solid high school level spanish, puto
>>150088310i will stretch it out into a 4 hour 6 beer process
puto means uncle in spanish
Must be great being a quality Marlins player. Zero pressure with MLB money. Also Jessica Mendoza is terrible
WE LOVE IT
gg rays good luck on your season
Doyers won that game AND that series
gg rays
>>150088367good to know. thanks uncle.
are they racing at bristol later today?
WE LOVE IT
gg rays cya later
GG Rays
3 shut outs in this series!
>>150076263>Luis GilsCashman did something worng.
gg Rays
see you next time
Yankeelytics strike again.
>thats his first homer off of a lefty this year
How about we just put the guy that can get easy fucking outs instead of Brent Hedrick thatโs pitched like three games just because heโs a fucking lefty.
Anyways, here come the Yanks.
>sell the farm for the elitest bestest most lowest era bullpen ever assembled
>starter gives up 7 runs in 4 innings
lol mest
>Doc betting it all on Casparius, who has been shaky lately
kino
>WE WON AGAINST A SUB .500 TEAM JUST BARELY!
>WATCH OUT REST OF THE LEAGUE
poodrepedos seething hard lol
>Randy replaced with Nasty Nestor
Randy had a good run, but this was overdue
>>150088438>>150088431same poster with a pass
>>150088430Look at little Poodre Jr. Gonna cry?
It's an absolute shame that baseball made it to California
This thread is surprisingly quiet when the fishes are embarrassing the Yankees again and are likely going to sweep
>doyerfags think its only poodrefags laughing at them
The Yankees suck in left field. What a Mickey mouse team.
Beautiful strikeout from da next jeetah
>>150088467Did a cumulonimbus write this?
>Marlels one game away from .500
OH NO NO
>also rans think their crying is laughing
>>150088472I turned it on only to be greeted by a "eeeeeeeerrrree it gooooooooes, SEE YA" so I switched to the giants radio.
>>150088495They're probably not going to make the postseason, since that'd require a total implosion from the Phillies, Cubs, and Padres that'd somehow allow them to catch up 7 games, but good for them for not being shit anymore
Are the yanks broken? They seem utterly demoralized
look for my cardinals to have a resurgence this month
They are going to get swept by another last place team. The Red Sox swept the Astros and took sole possession of 2nd place and 1st wildcard. The Yankees are out of the wildcard race.
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>>150088543With Judge out, theyโre statistically the worst team in baseball.
>>150088543They suck today.
>>150088556>marlins>last place
>>150088546how many this millenium?
>>150088495They're also one game away from a lifetime .500 against the Yankees, which would make them the only team in baseball to not have an overall losing record against them.
>>150088605dry on, brotha!
>>150088589>todayTheyโve been sucking for a long time
stephenson slow AF..........just run through the bag dawg
If your poverty franchise doesnโt have 27 rings, stfu!
>Yankees shitting the bed
>Dodgers have multiple other NL teams on their ass despite having a gorgillion dollar roster
Wouldnโt it be incredible if they both ended up missing the postseason?
>nobody talking about Florida trying to go undefeated and repeat as LLWS Champions
They don't even have their best player, and they're still dominating.
>>150088627I would stop investing in this team. I donโt think they will make wildcard. 6-1 they will never get a run.
>>150088556>Marlins>last placethey're one game from being .500 and won their last 10 series out of 12.
>>150088560Judge is the new Trout
>>150088636it could very well happen and if it does, i want 2024 investigated!
>>150088636Doyers would only miss it if they became the Yankees. First round exit is more likely
>>150088630They won MLS recently
>>150088659welcome to the algorithm
if both the dodgers and the yankees miss the postseason this year, then i think we can pretty reasonably call 2024 a Mickey Mouse ring
What the fuck was that last nigh from a no-hitter to a blow out. Yankees suck.
>>150088630Why didnโt you show the years when New York City FC, Gotham FC, the Liberty, and MI New York winning their titles?
>>150088667We can only hope. I live to hate on big market teams.
jung hoo just hated the month of july
fuck you july you're dead, it's august now
Quality start from Bassitt, finally a good bounceback outing at last.
>>150088716NYC and LA are both flyovers
Hal Steinbrenner only cares about horses. Seriously do something about our pitching coaches.
My cubs are frauds, my bears are gonna suck again this year, my hawks are ass, and I donโt care about basketball (but I think my bulls suck ass too) Chicago bros when will it end?
>>150088712>finally>at lastYou don't need both of these; choose one
>>150088744Nobody has it worse than New York and San Diego
Total doyerpaco, poodrepaco, astromiguel death
>>150088775Well, San Diego isnโt a real place so I donโt care about that. New York is hilarious tho, that does bring me joy
>>150088744You guys are MLS contenders
based jankees quiet quitting
Was this one moment worth all this suffering?
I'm going to become a dodger fan so I can't watch a real team
i dont watch much reds baseball.
is elly actually good? i have NEVER seen him do anything worthwhile.
At least the Yankees wonโt embarrass themselves in Octoberakd2d
>>150088852He's black so no
Eli White
2 HR 3 RBI
game saving 2 run Home run denial by knocking ball back into park
what a fucking STUD. mlb the show better make him the reward card for the new speedway classic program
>>150088848Lost the World Series, it wasnโt worth it.
>>150088744the white socks suck, too. not sure how that makes you feel
>>150088775The 1899 Cleveland Spiders
>>150088886Iโd rather they be good, but it is kinda funny how terrible they are
>>150088862I've never felt worse being 9 games above 500. I'm losing hope with this team. I might take a mental health break.
>>150088852He's streaky, most of his value comes from getting on base and running the bases.
>the white sox are on pace to win over 60 games
holy crap the rebuild is actually working!
>chaz chizzims chewnior
mother fucking Champion
>>150088744Seattle sports, as a bonus it doesn't feature basketball.
>>150088945dave chappele lookin' ass
>>150088945Does he look like your typical Ethiopian?
>>150088744why don't you believe in caleb williams?
>>150088966i was going to say i thought the seahawks won a superbowl somewhat recently, then i looked it up and realized it was over 10 years ago... where did the time go....
>>150088998feels like yesterday
>>150088985It's my selfie
>>150088997C'mon anon. Just look at him
>>150088939
Nothing matters. We lost the series.
wouldn't it be funny if the marlels caught the mets and phillies
wallner is having a banner day
Fucking YankeesBros...
Just trying to make a play he said. And Boone is like we don't want to punish him for showing effort. We're Fucking expected to watch and cheer on this slop?
Varland is too aggressive in the zone, not good.
why are doyerpacos seething after winning their world series kek?
>>150089071why do you even watch the twins post-deadline.... unless some cool rookies are making their debuts soon, i don't get it.
>brandon lockridge 3 rbi game
>>150088997Yeah because THIS TIME ITโS DIFFERENT!!11! Iโm not buying it this year. I suspect heโs gonna be a bust. Definitely incapable of living up to the hype. Canโt throw the long ball to save his life, has terrible downfield awareness, takes too long to throw the ball (that will be inaccurate anyway). He has flares of greatness in the clutch game, but theyโre often too little and too late
rangers are going to sweep us
There's a bunch of games but no one is posting. What's going on
>>150089140yankees aren't playing
doyers aren't playing
simple as
>>150089140Whats there to post about? Everyone got swept by last place teams. Seasons over
>>150089114Because deep down they know they are a souless bought team. You saw this with their 2020 Mickey Mouse run and the 2017 Astros asterix ring. All those fans were very insecure the following seasons
>>150088997>usc quarterbacks
>>150089140Brewgods looking good right now
>>150089123let's go brandon, sorry you weren't that useful in San Diego
Fuck this. I'm going for a hike Yankee bros.
>>150089119>stop watching your teams games>they suck why are you watching them>STOP HAVING FUN
Stankeedoo 'em!
Stankeedoo 'em!
Stankeedoo 'em!
Yankees swept by last place Marlins drop to 4th place no longer in wildcard. Red Sox sweep Astros. Currently Red Sox division leaders. World Series #10 and 5th WS in 20 years
>>150089191Thanks for the stats, drop me with a Stankeedoo 'em! now!
>>150089161and there it is
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Grisham
Fucking lackadaisical faggot
>>150089221Give us the ole Stankeedoo 'em!
only one more RBI and Lockridge will already have more than he did the entire season with the Padres....
How are the Red Sox +2000 and Yankees +1000 when the Red Sox have swept the last 10 series and the Yankees have been swept the last 10 series
This is how I know itโs fixed and the Red Sox are winning WS this year
>>150089227Stankeedoo 'em!
>>150089232stankee bias, they were in the world series last year, so people think they can make it again this year more reliably than the sox
I fear we may be overestimating the brewers as they are just kind of beating up the poor defenseless nationals and their team will look a lot worse when they play a good team.... but luckily they play the braves next lol
>>150089270the central belongs to the cards
>>150089140Yankdgers genny
>>150089291move 'em! (to arizona)
Once Gil started to lose command they should've used that elite 20-man bullpen they have now.
>DL Hall
that's not a real name, your name can't be initials
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Royals have 'bogey team' written all over them
>>150089315>the tempe cardinals
What's your favorite uniform combo? I used to like the baggy + stirrup look but now that I turned gay I like the really tight pants some pitchers wear.
>>150089301Only teams that have been swept 6 times this year
>>150089270They have the best record against teams over .500 in the league
>>150089251Yankees made it but did not win. When Red Sox make it they always win
>>150089394gamecast was the worst thing to happen for you casuals
>>150089394Looks up to me
>>150089394classic umpie W
>>150089411This. Sometimes the catcher is set way outside and the pitcher misses his outside target and the catcher rapidly moves his glove away from the set target just to catch the ball. I hate zoomers so much it's unreal
>>150089394I really wish they would redesign these for colorblind people, it would be a really simple fix too, just give them dashed borders for strikes. I don't know what's happening here.
>>150076198 (OP)Jr. Jays sunday and the kids are hogging the Mario Kart arcade game as usual.
>>150089458That clearly says green 7 and red 9
>>150089394if the ump makes the right call it would only be a 13-1 game!
time for the poodres to get bootyblasted
>>150089460would but would NOT like to see this broad without makeup
>>150089460emily can hog this dick
>blowgays
Fell for the glorihole shitter award
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something really fishy about this hitting staff
>>150089467there's nothing there
They doing my nigga sal dirty giving him a gum cup on his hat
>>150089394Above the zone.
lmao at the stankee schizo that was spamming on the trade deadline on how cashman won the deadline. go fuck yourself. you know who are you.
>>150089481Lmao fuck off, now the other side of New York and the NL can experience raffy taffy
>>150089509Im sorry, I was trying to convince myself. I get it now...
>it was a three run lead in the bottom of the ninth
Twins baseball.
the brewers have 55 hits in this 3 game series against the nats lol
>>150089509>>150089517The deadline means nothing when jazz is cutting off goldschmidt AND dropping throw outs.
>>150089536a whole season of nailbiters
did the Cardinals finally trade Brennan Donovan?
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Go Sneks
>>150089536NOW
YOUUUU KNOW
THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE (this is what it feels like)
>anaheim bought at the deadline
Welp, today was a total bust for the new bullpen pieces
>>150089560>0 world series'
>>150089583They're going to do it for Ueck
>>150089591>It was 2-2BLOW GAYS KEK
>>150089581their big offseason signing was Santander, not sure why anyone would expect their moves to help the team
this berd's pitching motion is making me laugh
Minnesota survives a ninth inning effort by Minnesota to gift Cleveland a walk-off win! I knew the Twins could overcome the Twins if they dug deep! Hooray!
Oh, and GG Guardians.
Saul Goodman singing the stretch at wrigley is just what we needed
>>150089642>injuns The AL is embarrassing this year.
Arraez was sabotaging Tatis with that one
yeah, the jays might be down 7-3 to kc
but the stinkees are down 7-3 to the marlins kwab
>Manny bunting
what the hell?
can we get a refund on seranthony? pls respond
>>150089678Marlins are this month's dodgers. Whats the blue jays excuse?
lets not let the blow gays choke distract us from the fact both jew york teams got KWABd hard today.
>>150089678Vladdyโs fat
Springer died
Expos soon
MARLELS SWEEP DA JANKEES FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THEIR HISTORY
>>150089700I won't, I promise
Please fuck my boricua ass
>PCA chants
>strikeout incoming
Stanek what happened to you man
>>150089693kek stankees seething
My Jintsies using up all their offense for the month of August in this one game
>these brooms
kek yank cricket is pretty sovl
>>150089723Mariners fleeced
Can the league stop doing this shit where all games on sunday have to start very early. No one wants this.
>>150089693>miami is actually really good lately hahahahaha cope
>>150089748Replace Christianity with baseball
barger blooper
kirky bomb incoming
>>150089756Can't wait for September so you fair weather faggots can go back.
>>150089762Baseball is God's pastime
>>150089762you americans can't take one day off from spending money? geeze wiz
>>150089748You're supposed to go to a day game and then enjoy the rest of your afternoon with the family. Or fire up the grill for an afternoon bbq while watching the team while cracking open some beers by the pool bro. Then you can chill for the rest of the night before work tomorrow
>>150089742Can you say this in a non-zoomer way
>>150089762Never thought about it like that, that's definitely the intention of this kike league
baseball is the most monastic sport
>>150089788I just hate living in a blue law state where I canโt buy liquor on sundays. And Iโm Christian
GG Royals
>>150089620Varland and Dominguez are now the two hardest throwers in the 'pen with Yimi Garcรญa out
>>150089808nothing wrong with relaxing with a cold beer on the lord's day but you had six days, bro
Blue jays bought at the deadline lol
>>150089789there's nothing wrong with little johnny going to sleep at 9pm, there isnt even school tomorrow.
Are there many Filipinos in San Diego?
>>150089748baseball night games on Sunday just feels wrong
>>150089838>Are there many Filipinos throughout the US?Yes
>>150089838yeah but they mostly like basketball
It's time for colt emerson at ss, jp just took and then missed two middle middles!
JINTS WIN
JINTS SCORED RUNS
BULLPEN DIDNT IMPLODE
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
gg, metties
FUCK MY BORICUA ASS ALREADY
>giving up a hit to a pop out to first because the sun was in your eyes
berds find new ways to impress me this series
>>150089549do gnats fans actually want soso?
>>150089140i watched the speedway game
the dodgers game is already over
i didn't realize the angel game was on, but also fuck arte i'm gonna watch a pirated stream instead of giving them tv ratings
>>150089838Yes, Mira mesa and national city is crawling with them. Shout out to Jolibee at Mira mesa! Also Chadres!
hello hello can you hear me? oh yeah. I can hear myself.
>>150089941your average angelenos
>Marlwins
>First ever swept of the Yankees
>only team to have a winning record against the Yankees
>Back to .500 even though we were 16 below .500 in mid June.
Today is a great day to be a fish fan
kek stankees kek
judge is fucked btw
We need to start a conversation about the Chicago White Sox.
do you think manfred is rigging the games a little bit to make the teams seem more balanced after complaints about his dodgers?
>>150089992Colson Montgomery
it's right in front of us
Poopdres need to learn how to make a lineup, nice rally killers retards.
there's something about a baseball player batting sub .250 wearing a bunch of jewelry that really irritates me.
>>150090032to be fair, none of the base runners this inning are real since xander should've been out on the pop out but berds couldn't handle the sun and o'hearn landed into an easy double play that the berds somehow couldn't field
>>150089983the astros are giving you an opportunity to do the unthinkable
>>150090042wait... WHAT HAPPENED??? I just got done making my comment LMAO
Yankees fans weep, their hearts undone,
Judge is out, his seasonโs done.
Pinstripes fade in sorrowโs haze,
Tears fall hard through September days.
>>15009005726 and a pocket watch*
>>150090064seager hit a hanger
>>150090053mookie needs to have his gold chain privileges revoked until he bats .300+ in august
jints-marlins nlcs is going to shock the world
>>150090081>rips your nutsack in half
How long until Judge demands a trade?
Do something you dumb birds
>>150090087jints arent sniffing the wild card, my guy
>>150090096the dodgers dont want him
>>150090110marlins-cardinals then
little late, but good game, rays
>Cease was convinced he was going to be traded
>played like shit the whole season
>no longer has to worry about being traded
>suddenly is good again
you know, maybe if you didn't become an obvious Boreass free agent after this season, you wouldn't have had to worry about being shopped around
>>150090004Are the Barry Bonds comps premature? I'm thinking no, but I'm open to other anons' thoughts.
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>the mariners experience
>>150090158JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Has the FBI found this domestic terrorist yet?
>>150090060OโHearn needs to bat cleanup.
Merrill can go to the bottom half (6th)
Boegarts after OโHearn to bridge the order and kinda protect OโHearn.
Laureano and Crohn's can get bumped to 7 and 8 to make space for the other guys.
the retard had to make up for his performance in center the past 3 innings lmao. grats on the 100 and first in MLB history with 4 straight 20/20 seasons to start career. tyvm retarded dominican
>>150090219Oh yeah and Ferminโs actually perfect at 9
R8 the Speedway Classic out of 10
>Pallante splits after 60 pitches
Oh no no no
what kind of shitty team gets swept by the marlins?
Randy is a shit outfielder.
TURNIE SLAP
[W]
good series o's
love me a turner walk off.
HOW DID NAYLOR GET THAT HOLY SHIT
>>150090318Tabbed in from the O's game and almost watched the same error happen twice.
>>150090309Ggs. We have phillies next, I dun blame that loss on anyone this time.
OโHearn woulda have gotten those guys home.
TURNIE SLAP
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good series o's
Boegarts should get the job done.
>>150090340you already said that
>>150090337Eh. Post allstar hes been iffy, but next game we get Mountcastle back ^^ so while it does sting losing ohern an laurenano we have offensive power coming soon
>>150090302nobody cares paco
based Bogey shidding and pissing on poodre dreams
>>150090366You guys got Mountcastle too?
i'm just gonna say it, this berds pitcher kind of sucks. he's lucky our guys are antsy and just want to swing
>>150090381Am orange duck fan :3c I think one of the few
this nigga is having really good at bats
>>1500902654/10. 6/10 if it didn't rain out yesterday. using the track/cars for a home run wasn't enough to justify it. needed to go further. the only redeeming thing about the game was the use of nascar aesthetics on uniforms/graphics
Marlins set a record for attendance at Loan Depot Park
>>150090388Young was alright definitely needs more time in bigs but clay akin? Never know what you're getting an unfortunately bautista on IL again
>>150090402Oh, I see what you meant. Mounty was my DH for a couple of fantasy league seasons. Good stuff from him.
I just want to thank the NL for removing 80% of our competition lol. Rockies should've taken Duran IMO.
But the Gloriโs still have a good core with Holiday and stuff so its not all that bad.
root sports is comfy as fucking
I donโt think Yankees fans could handle a 100+ loss season if theyโre losing their minds over this team thatโs still 8 games over .500
Alright fuckers can we hold the fucking lead this time?
>>150090433No shit it's summer and all the NEfags are down in Florida and there's a Yankeks game of course it's going to sell out. Not like they were there to see the Marlins
>>150090465who cares? it'd be hilarious to watch and shitpost them
>>150090467>they all flew down to florida just to watch the jankees get sweptLOL
>>150090466legumina relieving evans
>>150090433More than half were Yankees fans.
>>150090485This but with the Padres
nice catch retarded dominican
Manfred gave me the script. The Brewers win the World Series
>>150090467it's the first time it sells out like this. Not even the team with Stanton and Yelich sold it out that much.
>>150090517>>150090519Both kinda gay, how about a third nu
>>150090545i'm with this gay, can we get a better one going?
>>150090510why didn't Selig ever make this happen?
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faggots be missing the Muncy threads
MLB stop being faggots and kiss the rings