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Anonymous United States No.149242824 >>149243100
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Anonymous United States No.149242830
is this nu?
Anonymous United States No.149242838 >>149242851
'stros
Anonymous United States No.149242839 >>149242851
doyers
Anonymous United States No.149242847
DOYAS!
Anonymous United States No.149242848
Anonymous United States No.149242851 >>149242870
>>149242838
>>149242839
made for each other
Anonymous United States No.149242853
dads
Anonymous United States No.149242854
Mets!
Anonymous United States No.149242863 >>149242899 >>149242907
>another wasted gilbert start
Anonymous Panama No.149242865
los scamgeles fundgers
Anonymous United States No.149242866
doyers
Anonymous United States No.149242869
dodgers is nothing without edman
Anonymous United States No.149242870
>>149242851
Just like me and ur mum lel
Anonymous Russian Federation No.149242875 >>149242895
>>149242810
>>149242823
Anonymous United States No.149242876 >>149242937
>everyone loves tommy tanks
>even those bugs
kek zhangs your response?
Anonymous United States No.149242878
still can't post media
Anonymous United States No.149242880
>Dylan Cease is a cat person
>ad for cat treats behind the mound
>Strikes out 5/6
believe in the kitty power
Anonymous United States No.149242895 >>149243010
>>149242875
>he's already 31
it's over
Anonymous United States No.149242897 >>149242931
Anonymous United States No.149242899 >>149242912
>>149242863
Anonymous United States No.149242903 >>149242916
reminder that machado struck out in the first but the first base umpie MISSED the check swing call on purpose because of manfred's DEI mandate
Anonymous United States No.149242907
>>149242863
Mariners killed my grampa
Anonymous United States No.149242912
>>149242899
They spelled Mariners wrong in the middle-right pic
Anonymous United States No.149242913
IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBzwjJhkRNs
Anonymous United States No.149242916 >>149242963
>>149242903
they gave the same missed check swing against will smith that last inning, we're even bro
Anonymous United States No.149242929
I guess it's pretty Grimm in here the way /mlb/ is see thing
Anonymous United States No.149242931
>>149242897
Cute!
Anonymous United States No.149242937
>>149242876
I get youโ€™re trying to be racist, but I donโ€™t understand your point.
Anonymous United States No.149242940 >>149242951
>sportsnet keeps running a commercial telling me to adopt a teen
these targeted ads are getting too good
Anonymous United States No.149242951
>>149242940
based
Anonymous United States No.149242959
>POODRES
BAU BAU
Anonymous United States No.149242960 >>149242976 >>149242995 >>149243004 >>149243013 >>149243045
Pages will get the first hit
Anonymous United States No.149242963 >>149242972 >>149242982 >>149242990 >>149243045
>>149242916
the machado miss led to a run, but sure, we're even
Anonymous United States No.149242972
>>149242963
cry more, joe smelly
Anonymous United States No.149242976
>>149242960
this desu
Anonymous United States No.149242982
>>149242963
not our fault the rest of the dodgers lineup can't get a hit lol
Anonymous United States No.149242984
andy pages with the first hit
Anonymous United States No.149242986 >>149243550
Cease gonna blow out his elbow trying so hard to erase the memory of Game 4 from last year.
Anonymous United States No.149242990 >>149243078
>>149242963
>we
what position do you play?
Anonymous United States No.149242995
>>149242960
Nice!
Anonymous Panama No.149242997 >>149243015 >>149243027
>plays like shit
>is still the talk of the town
Anonymous United States No.149242998
Anonymous United States No.149242999
PANDY!
Anonymous United States No.149243004
>>149242960
called it
Anonymous United States No.149243005
i fucking love pages
Anonymous United States No.149243009
>conforto
Anonymous United States No.149243010
>>149242895
I've watched enough JAV to know that Japanese men age like fine wine.
Anonymous United States No.149243013
>>149242960
Anonymous United States No.149243015 >>149243050
>>149242997
is this convo happening your head?
Anonymous United States No.149243027 >>149243041 >>149243111
>>149242997
Ohtani made the MLB his bitch.
Anonymous United States No.149243028 >>149243037 >>149243038 >>149243221
>poodres: YAY! WE GOT ONE RUN!
Uses your team as a AAA rehab team
Anonymous United States No.149243035 >>149243067
i remember watching pages in spring training. the first ball hit to him in the outfield he dropped. then he started the season slowly. i wanted him OUT. but i may have been wrong. he might be a ball player.
Anonymous United States No.149243037
>>149243028
KEK
Anonymous United States No.149243038
>>149243028
cope fundie
Anonymous United States No.149243041
>>149243027
everyone is quaking over a 9era 2.5WHIP pitcher
Anonymous United States No.149243045
>>149242960
Are you a wizard?>>149242963
Anonymous United States No.149243048
>5Ks
Holy shit dadbros Cease has been raping these chimichangas
Anonymous Panama No.149243050 >>149243074 >>149243097
>>149243015
the top two posts on MLB's page are about Ohtani lol
Anonymous United States No.149243057 >>149243079 >>149243085 >>149243087
striking out conforto is like winning the world series to poodrepacos
Anonymous United States No.149243067
>>149243035
we should extend him if possible
Anonymous United States No.149243071
>RISPgers have the best average with runners in scoring position
lol
Anonymous United States No.149243074 >>149243249
>>149243050
>the psyop continues
cool post, reddit
Anonymous United States No.149243078
>>149242990
i'm on the advanced digital media team (this is my job)
Anonymous United States No.149243079 >>149243098
>>149243057
>fundies actually believe this
Anonymous United States No.149243082
Pages is a gusano
Anonymous United States No.149243085
>>149243057
he has the lowest avg in the league by .010 btw
Anonymous United States No.149243087
>>149243057
It really is
I know a lot of padres fans who think like this
Anonymous United States No.149243093 >>149243106 >>149243112 >>149243113 >>149243126 >>149243180
What's the MLB version of the Dallas Cowboys?
Anonymous United States No.149243097 >>149243249
>>149243050
cool post, 4chan
Anonymous United States No.149243098
>>149243079
poodrepacos can't meme kek
Anonymous Panama No.149243100
>>149242824 (OP)
Why does this dude look like a fat Alex Rodriguez
Anonymous United States No.149243101
Pages is #44 because he thinks he's twice the man Kershaw is
Anonymous United States No.149243106 >>149243116
>>149243093
worse, it's the MLB version of Patrick Maholmes and the Chiefs
Anonymous United States No.149243108 >>149243128
What's the difference between a "doyerpaco" and a "poodrepaco"?
Anonymous United States No.149243111
>>149243027
>the MLB
fundies running amok in here kek
Anonymous United States No.149243112
>>149243093
there isn't one
Anonymous United States No.149243113
>>149243093
I've only experienced the cowboys through osmosis. Aren't they a shitty team with a huge fanbase?
Anonymous United States No.149243114
Big game Crease pitching in his WS in mid-June
Anonymous United States No.149243116
>>149243106
but enough about the yankees and judge
Anonymous United States No.149243122 >>149243137 >>149243142
7 Ks in 2.2IP
Anonymous United States No.149243126 >>149243134
>>149243093
Yankees
>muh 27 rangz
Anonymous United States No.149243128
>>149243108
about 100 miles
Anonymous United States No.149243129 >>149243141
singletani incoming
Anonymous United States No.149243132
Damn this Cease guy is a lot better than that doyers pitcher who had to come out after one inning
Anonymous United States No.149243134
>>149243126
KEK
Anonymous United States No.149243137
>>149243122
I'm getting my Petco savings tomorrow ez
Anonymous United States No.149243138
if ohtani fails here he must commit sudoku
Anonymous United States No.149243139 >>149243160 >>149243185
RBI doubletani
Anonymous United States No.149243140 >>149243160 >>149243185
RBItani
Anonymous United States No.149243141 >>149243158
>>149243129
cringe
Anonymous United States No.149243142
>>149243122
what time is the parade tomorrow
Anonymous United States No.149243146 >>149243160 >>149243185
RBItani takes himself out of the loss column with a doubletani!
Anonymous Russian Federation No.149243149 >>149243160 >>149243185
Ohtani working
Anonymous United States No.149243151 >>149243160 >>149243185
Doubletani
Anonymous United States No.149243154
eat shit you cheating poodrepacos
Anonymous United States No.149243155 >>149243185
rbitani
Anonymous United States No.149243157
>poodres
Anonymous United States No.149243158 >>149243170 >>149243196
>>149243141
cringe
Anonymous United States No.149243160 >>149243168 >>149243175 >>149243196
>>149243146
>>149243139
>>149243140
>>149243149
>>149243151
>149243155
cringe posting
Anonymous United States No.149243163 >>149243176 >>149243191 >>149243221 >>149243341
>rehabs in your world series
>ties the game
OH NO NO POODRES, YOUR RESPONSE?
Anonymous United States No.149243165 >>149243183 >>149243207 >>149243359
Anonymous United States No.149243168
>>149243160
giga based trad chad posting
Anonymous United States No.149243170 >>149243184
>>149243158
indeed, extremely
Anonymous United States No.149243171 >>149243277
Anonymous United States No.149243175 >>149243195
>>149243160
Seethe nigga
Anonymous United States No.149243176
>>149243163
no one cares doyerpaco
Anonymous Panama No.149243178
Padres left fielder tried his hardest to gift the Dodgers another run
Anonymous United States No.149243180
>>149243093
red sox

>does just enough in the offseason to stay in sports media
>coast off brand recognition
>bad
Anonymous United States No.149243182
>the poodres have a player named shits
Anonymous United States No.149243183
>>149243165
>blows out elbow
nothing personal kid
Anonymous United States No.149243184
>>149243170
poodrepacos can't meme
Anonymous United States No.149243185 >>149243193
>>149243139
>>149243140
>>149243146
>>149243149
>>149243151
>>149243155
Cringy fundies
Anonymous United States No.149243186
Dookie Butts kek
Anonymous United States No.149243187
Thatโ€™s my boy! GET THESE MEXICANS OUT IF MY COUNTRY
Anonymous United States No.149243189 >>149243276
If padres were smart theyโ€™d trade cease at the deadline for a decent haul. They could get a bat and some prospects. Instead they are going to trade away their already depleted farm and fall short yet again in the playoffs.
Anonymous United States No.149243191 >>149243217
>>149243163
Anonymous United States No.149243193
>>149243185
based
Anonymous United States No.149243195
>>149243175
ironic :^)
Anonymous United States No.149243196 >>149243208
>>149243158
Whoops, meant to reply to >>149243160
Anonymous United States No.149243200 >>149243208
trashcan troon in a tizzy :^)
Anonymous United States No.149243205 >>149243214
>Cringy fundies
Anonymous United States No.149243207
>>149243165
>Yeah, just go out there and throw as many 100MPH pitches as you can
>Wait, what do you mean your arm already hurts????
Anonymous United States No.149243208
>>149243196
damn, I screwed up again, I meant to reply to >>149243200
Anonymous United States No.149243212 >>149243231 >>149243258
>a warm, stiff cock
>my lubed and eager asshole
Pick two
Also go Dodgers
Anonymous United States No.149243213 >>149243231 >>149243258
please fuck my ass
Anonymous United States No.149243214
>>149243205
cram it!
Anonymous United States No.149243217 >>149243233
>>149243191
How many pics of Ohtani do you have saved?
Anonymous United States No.149243220 >>149243267 >>149243281 >>149243283
anyone still getting the connection error?
Anonymous United States No.149243221
>>149243028
>only scored 1 run off a guy pitching for the first time in two years with no rehab starts
>with help from the ump and RISP
I hope they aren't celebrating this unironically

>>149243163
>took away their 1 run against him
kek, KEK
Anonymous United States No.149243223 >>149243462
>they just realized that San Diego was the original Baskin Roberts

Keep fundying fundies though
Anonymous United States No.149243224
>LEAVE OHTRANNY ALONE!
Anonymous United States No.149243225
>cram it!
Anonymous United States No.149243226
Anonymous United States No.149243231
>>149243212
>>149243213
The singularity of man
Anonymous United States No.149243233 >>149243244 >>149243306
>>149243217
I don't know
Anonymous United States No.149243243
complete list of poodrepaco memes:
>baskinposting
>cringe
kek
Anonymous United States No.149243244
>>149243233
who is this dude and why is he making that face
Anonymous Panama No.149243249
>>149243074
>>149243097
nice 4chan pass bro. Hiromoot loves ya
Anonymous United States No.149243252 >>149243268 >>149243270
ohtranny fags are literally worse than teenies obsessed with taylor swift
Anonymous United States No.149243258
>>149243212
>>149243213
Anonymous United States No.149243260
>he's still seething
lol
Anonymous United States No.149243267
>>149243220
yeah. tried rebooting, pressing submit over and over like Ivan suggested and it's still the same shit.
Anonymous United States No.149243268
>>149243252
um, anon, they're the same people
Anonymous United States No.149243269
complete list of doyerpaco memes:
>
kek
Anonymous United States No.149243270
>>149243252
swiftani :)
Anonymous United States No.149243272
Why are Doyers fans chanting "JAVY BAEZ!" *clap clap clapclapclap*
Anonymous United States No.149243276
>>149243189
Padres should sign Bauer. Nobody is more hungry for an opprtunity to prove himself than Bauer. He will rape the Doggie Doos
Anonymous United States No.149243277
>>149243171
how come you never post a girl with modest features?
Anonymous Russian Federation No.149243281
>>149243220
media posting prohibited for illegals
Anonymous United States No.149243283
>>149243220
Only when I try to post images
Anonymous United States No.149243285 >>149243296
Anonymous United States No.149243287 >>149243295 >>149243297 >>149243299 >>149243310 >>149243318 >>149243322
Umps are fucking us in the ass!
Anonymous United States No.149243294
Anonymous United States No.149243295
>>149243287
hnnnggghhhh...
Anonymous United States No.149243296
>>149243285
emigoldโ€ฆ
Anonymous United States No.149243297 >>149243322
>>149243287
several games in a row
Anonymous United States No.149243299
>>149243287
It was a good call
Anonymous United States No.149243302 >>149243322
nice game of umpball
Anonymous United States No.149243306
>>149243233
Looks like my ex. ;(
Anonymous United States No.149243310
>>149243287
leave our umpies alone! they're our neighbors, you know
Anonymous United States No.149243312 >>149243324 >>149243461 >>149243470
going to target to get some milk, you lads want anything?
Anonymous United States No.149243315
on the radio little while ago
>dodgerfans impressed and cheering tatis during batting practice before game
AM 570 THE REAL HOME OF THE DODGERS
Anonymous Panama No.149243318
>>149243287
tell them to use pitching sandbags as condoms
Anonymous United States No.149243321
>the padres scored again
no...
Anonymous United States No.149243322
>>149243287
>>149243297
>>149243302
>fundies actually believe this
Anonymous United States No.149243324
>>149243312
A couple runs
Anonymous United States No.149243325 >>149243345 >>149243379
manfred trying to keep the dodgers from running away with the division even with a crippled rotation.
Anonymous United States No.149243332 >>149243343
FUCK THE PADRES! BAU BAU!
Anonymous United States No.149243341
>>149243163
>scoreboard
jajajjajaaja cabron!
Anonymous Russian Federation No.149243342 >>149243366 >>149243368
nonwhite can't post mediafiles
Anonymous United States No.149243343
>>149243332
no, fuck you
Anonymous United States No.149243345 >>149243390
>>149243325
You have it backwards. Manfred is doing everything in his power to give the Doyers wins but they keep blowing it
Anonymous United States No.149243359
>>149243165
>ball
>ball
>ball
>ball
>ball
incredible outing from SHOOOOTIME!
Anonymous United States No.149243361 >>149243369
Stop shilling softball!
Anonymous United States No.149243366
>>149243342
slavs aren't white but nice try, Ivan.
Anonymous United States No.149243368 >>149243418
>>149243342
this is the kind of slop my grandpa watches on facebook
Anonymous United States No.149243369
>>149243361
No.
Anonymous United States No.149243379
>>149243325
you should be higher because the babby schedule manfred arranged for you kek
Anonymous United States No.149243385
fuck, i havent had shakeys in years. miss that shit.
Anonymous United States No.149243386 >>149243414
thinkin bout them softball asses
Anonymous Mexico No.149243390 >>149243398 >>149243399 >>149243417 >>149243420 >>149243425
>>149243345
Uh huh
Anonymous United States No.149243398
>>149243390
nobody cares doyermiguel
Anonymous United States No.149243399
>>149243390
cope, paco
Anonymous United States No.149243400 >>149243424 >>149243426
Considering in that first inning, somehow we got multiple 100 MPH pitches from cease, which almost never happens, what are the odds they might've manipulated the radar gun to make Ohtani's pitches seem faster?
Anonymous United States No.149243406 >>149243440
Fuck this game. Iโ€™m going to my AA meeting
Anonymous United States No.149243414 >>149243437
>>149243386
yea i asked about how to find some softball asses to eat and researched escorts for at least an hour before chickening out
Anonymous United States No.149243417
>>149243390
> +1.22 runs avg
the absolute state of umps
Anonymous United States No.149243418
>>149243368
I wish I was a simple minded moron like your grandpa.
Anonymous United States No.149243420
>>149243390
literally none of these umps meaningfully affected the final score lol
Anonymous United States No.149243424
>>149243400
maybe they do that for skenes too
Anonymous United States No.149243425
>>149243390
>coping with ump borecards
fundiexicans actually do this
Anonymous United States No.149243426
>>149243400
manfred juiced the radar guns
Anonymous United States No.149243431
Everyone kept saying Arraez sucks at first base, but he's been pretty good this whole season with good line out catches and smart throws?
Anonymous United States No.149243435
boricua faggot
Anonymous United States No.149243437 >>149243473
>>149243414
gotta go through with it, man. in for a penny , in for a pound.
Anonymous Panama No.149243440
>>149243406
mario si fuera real
Anonymous United States No.149243461 >>149243481 >>149243499
>>149243312
tfw havent had chocolate milk in ages
Anonymous United States No.149243462
>>149243223
DELETE THIS!
Anonymous United States No.149243468 >>149243486 >>149243492
Reminder that this isn't a rivalry game as much as San Diegans wish it was
Anonymous United States No.149243470
>>149243312
Ruffles plz
Anonymous United States No.149243471 >>149243497
SMITH!
Anonymous United States No.149243473
>>149243437
prostitution is a felony in Texas
Anonymous United States No.149243474 >>149243497
big dick willie!
Anonymous United States No.149243480 >>149243497
BIG DICK WILLIE
Anonymous United States No.149243481 >>149243549
>>149243461
it's gross dawg
Anonymous Panama No.149243485
oh hey they did a thing
Anonymous United States No.149243486
>>149243468
do they? can you provide a citation?
Anonymous United States No.149243491
EL GWILL SCHMIT
Anonymous United States No.149243492 >>149243556
>>149243468
>fundies actually believe this despite their nonstop posting about the padres
oh kek KEK
Anonymous United States No.149243497 >>149243508 >>149243521 >>149243536 >>149243540 >>149243552 >>149243556 >>149243577
>>149243471
>>149243474
>>149243480
Meaningless double since Muncy will strike out and Pages will pop it up
Anonymous United States No.149243499
>>149243461
chocolate flavored phlegm!
Anonymous United States No.149243501
inb4 a muncy dinger
Anonymous United States No.149243506
>cease struggling in a matchup against a cripple and his bullpen buttbuddies
I thought he was supposed to be the Poodres' ace
Anonymous United States No.149243508
>>149243497
you were saying>
Anonymous United States No.149243510
what do the players talk about with the infielders when they reach the base? do they make a little joke? do they say "lol we're winning?" do they try to get on their nerves?
Anonymous United States No.149243514
that funky muncy
Anonymous United States No.149243515
THAT FUNKY FUCKING MUNCY
Anonymous United States No.149243517
that funky muncy
Anonymous United States No.149243519
that funky muncy
Anonymous United States No.149243521
>>149243497
you were saying?
Anonymous United States No.149243522
MAXIMUM MUNCHIES
MAXIMUM MUNCHIES
MAXIMUM MUNCHIES
Anonymous United States No.149243524 >>149243542 >>149243546 >>149243548
what is cease thinking about
Anonymous United States No.149243525
that funky muncy
Anonymous United States No.149243526
>poodrepacos
Kek
Anonymous Panama No.149243528
Nobody is beating these regular season Dodgers
Anonymous United States No.149243530
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.16cm outside" as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.
Anonymous United States No.149243531
M U N C E D
Anonymous United States No.149243536
>>149243497
Eat my ass!
Anonymous Russian Federation No.149243538
it's over for poodres
Anonymous United States No.149243539
Anonymous United States No.149243540
>>149243497
>poodrepacos actually believe this
Anonymous United States No.149243541
2hu get the couch ready you skank WHORE
Anonymous United States No.149243542
>>149243524
Not his fault really I mean he has 6 strikeouts already
Anonymous United States No.149243546
>>149243524
hes shook
Anonymous United States No.149243547
Based Cease, that pussy Pages isn't gonna do SHIT
Anonymous United States No.149243548
>>149243524
>Muncy sounds like an illegal enough name for an ICE tip, right
Anonymous United States No.149243549
>>149243481
It's one of those childhood things that I know is overrated but it makes me feel good to have it
Anonymous Panama No.149243550
>>149242986
Looks like he just waited for the 4th inning to crumble this time
Anonymous United States No.149243551 >>149243575
looking like El Clasico for real now
Anonymous United States No.149243552 >>149243571
>>149243497
Anonymous United States No.149243554
PAGES CHIMPOUT IMMINENT
Anonymous United States No.149243556
>>149243497
>>149243492
pfma
Anonymous United States No.149243557
On field delay
Anonymous United States No.149243558
>not losing in a blowout to the poodres is like winning the world series to doyerpacos
huh
Anonymous United States No.149243560 >>149243578
Anonymous United States No.149243561 >>149243568 >>149243585
>the fundies shitposting abruptly stops
Where did they go?
Anonymous Brazil No.149243564
Just tale your base and stop staring faggot
Anonymous United States No.149243568
>>149243561
Still here, fundie
Anonymous United States No.149243571
>>149243552
Homophobes can stuff it
Anonymous United States No.149243573 >>149243590 >>149243591
>San Diego Baskins ignoring their original fundie heritage
Anonymous United States No.149243574
Too bad comforto sucks
Anonymous Panama No.149243575
>>149243551
more like El Clasipaco
Anonymous United States No.149243577
>>149243497
Anonymous United States No.149243578
>>149243560
god i wish i looked this handsome
Anonymous United States No.149243579
>>148826706
>>148826706
>>148826706
Grudgeposting my psychological profile post
Anonymous United States No.149243585
>>149243561
Cram it!
Anonymous United States No.149243590
>>149243573
Call the blessed inspector ;)
Anonymous United States No.149243591 >>149243617
>>149243573
This was before Dave Roberts was able to secure his trust fund
Anonymous United States No.149243593
D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S
Anonymous United States No.149243594
rare conforto strikeout!
Anonymous United States No.149243595
>cumfarto
Anonymous United States No.149243603 >>149243620
>tatis overthrew
HAHAHAHAHHA
Anonymous United States No.149243605
EGGMAN
Anonymous United States No.149243609
COOKED
Anonymous United States No.149243611
god it must suck to be a sd sports fan
Anonymous United States No.149243612
EGGMAN
COO COO CAA CHOO
Anonymous United States No.149243613
PEDMAN
Anonymous United States No.149243615
FUCKING DIE OUT CLETUS
Anonymous United States No.149243617
>>149243591
Theyโ€™ll never understand JigC theyโ€™re low iq Mexicans
Anonymous United States No.149243618 >>149243644 >>149243645 >>149243700
And here's RISPtani (he'll probably fly out)
Anonymous United States No.149243619
TOMMY THANKS
Anonymous United States No.149243620
>>149243603
too many needles in the ass
Anonymous United States No.149243621
KEK POODRES
Anonymous Panama No.149243624
el hombre huevo
Anonymous Panama No.149243625
Boy that shitposting fell flat
Anonymous United States No.149243626
i love smallball so heckin much bros
Anonymous United States No.149243631
>tatis again
lmao
Anonymous United States No.149243633
Anonymous United States No.149243635
you could've thrown a little lighter, Muncy is too fat to need to rush that.
Anonymous United States No.149243639
single RBItani
Anonymous United States No.149243640
S I N G L E T A N I
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Anonymous United States No.149243642
Mariners can't do fucking anything.
Anonymous United States No.149243643
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Anonymous United States No.149243644
>>149243618
get fucked
Anonymous United States No.149243645
>>149243618
poodrepaco cope kek
Anonymous United States No.149243647
EL NINO CACA
Anonymous United States No.149243649
OHTANIAN RBI
Anonymous United States No.149243650
BASED OHTANI HAHAHHAHAHA
Anonymous United States No.149243651
Fucking Fraudres goddamnit.
Anonymous United States No.149243653 >>149243668
LA
Anonymous United States No.149243656 >>149243677
are the doyers winning their june world series?
Anonymous United States No.149243659
Anonymous United States No.149243660
>Ohtani remembered he has to actually hit now that his pitching is shit again
Anonymous United States No.149243661
andy p got cease shook up
Anonymous United States No.149243664
Mookie slap!
Anonymous United States No.149243665
That faggot pedo cease tried so hard the first three innings now heโ€™s gassed.
Anonymous United States No.149243666
>JUNETANI
Anonymous United States No.149243668
>>149243653
horrific
Anonymous United States No.149243672
Anonymous United States No.149243676
SD fundies seething rn
Anonymous United States No.149243677 >>149243683
>>149243656
SEETHING POODREPACO LMAO
Anonymous United States No.149243680
Anonymous United States No.149243681
POOPOO POODRES!
Anonymous United States No.149243683
>>149243677
ironic :^)
Anonymous United States No.149243684
PRRRRT
Anonymous United States No.149243685 >>149243698
>4.76
DYLAN CEASE STINKY
Anonymous United States No.149243686
oh yeah oh yeah
Anonymous United States No.149243688 >>149243710
where did the poodrepaco go?
Anonymous United States No.149243689 >>149243697
>Cease handing out singles and doubles to everyone
KWAB
Anonymous United States No.149243692
CEASE IS SHOOK!
Anonymous United States No.149243693
OH HE SLAPS YAH
>YEAH
THEN HE CLAPS YEAH
>YEAH
Anonymous United States No.149243695
>rockies beat the nationals today
wtf rockiebros are we back?
Anonymous United States No.149243696
Manfred made the call, Dodgers aren't allowed to lose Ohtani's pitching debut
Anonymous United States No.149243697
>>149243689
>KWAB
SNEED
Anonymous United States No.149243698 >>149243711
>>149243685
Your god king has an era of 9 this game
Anonymous United States No.149243699
Cease is a mental midget
Anonymous United States No.149243700
>>149243618
Anonymous United States No.149243701 >>149243726
Scoring 5 runs in one inning against our ace is like winning the WS for doyerpacos.
Anonymous United States No.149243702
This white boy is crumbling under the pressure.
Anonymous United States No.149243705
NEED TO MAKE MOAR ELLIOT RODGERS
Anonymous United States No.149243706
kimochi
Anonymous United States No.149243709 >>149243721
Idk if itโ€™s coz he only pitched one inning but the novelty of Ohtani seems to have worn off. At least for me
Anonymous United States No.149243710
>>149243688
Eating sushi rn
Anonymous United States No.149243711
>>149243698
over 1 IP, give it some more innings ser
Anonymous United States No.149243718 >>149243748 >>149243753
>get pissy over singing the national anthem in spanish
>start playing latin pop in the stadium every night
dodgers logic
Anonymous United States No.149243719
>Cease
>ceases to get out of the 4th inning
Anonymous United States No.149243720 >>149243729
Shit! My wife 2hu is gonna make me sleep on the couch again.
Anonymous United States No.149243721 >>149243804
>>149243709
>novelty
He existed as a two-way player before joining the doyers you know
Anonymous United States No.149243724 >>149243732
>thornton in
gg sox my m's aren't even a little bit serious able this game
Anonymous United States No.149243726
>>149243701
Its a pretty good fucked your shit up moment yes. Keep crying fag.
Anonymous United States No.149243727 >>149243744 >>149243769
>pages staredown mindbroke cease
Anonymous United States No.149243729
>>149243720
two who?
Anonymous United States No.149243732
>>149243724
*about
Anonymous United States No.149243738 >>149243755 >>149243757
The Padres have a storied history with Baskin Roberts trust funds
Anonymous United States No.149243739
HOLY MOLY BETTS GOT A STEAL DURING A HOME GAME

THAT MEANS FREE HOT DOG AND 12OZ SLIM COKE FROM AMPM, LA MEXICANS
Anonymous United States No.149243744 >>149243762
>>149243727
We need an updated version
Anonymous United States No.149243748
>>149243718
>start playing latin pop in the stadium every night
Dieter plays Latin themed music every night. He plays a mean LA CHONA
Anonymous United States No.149243752
another K for my boy Crease!
Anonymous United States No.149243753
>>149243718
>poodres give up 5 runs
>poodrepacos start reaching to deflect
classic
Anonymous United States No.149243754
wtf reckiebros are we back?
Anonymous United States No.149243755
>>149243738
fund 'em!
Anonymous United States No.149243757
>>149243738
I didn't know Dave Roberts was transracial
Anonymous United States No.149243762
>>149243744
Why update perfection?
Anonymous United States No.149243763
Anonymous United States No.149243764 >>149243777
Fuck this. Iโ€™m tired compadres. Iโ€™m a dodgers fan now.
Anonymous United States No.149243769
>>149243727
He buckled under the threat of Cuban missiles
Anonymous United States No.149243772
Kek doyerpacos are so crammed theyโ€™re copping to Baskin Dave and the trusties! Imagine when they lose in the wild card round kekkkiiies
Anonymous United States No.149243777
>>149243764
I feel ya. I changed over last post season.
Anonymous United States No.149243778 >>149243790
cease unlucky this inning. not a lot of good contact. bet he goes 1-2-3 in the 5th if they leave him in.
Anonymous United States No.149243780
I'm not giving up the faith
Anonymous United States No.149243781
I want to be a winner. Switching to LA Dodgers. SAN DIEGO LOVES OUR DODGERS!!!!
Anonymous United States No.149243790
>>149243778
I'm a fellow glass half full bro
Anonymous United States No.149243792 >>149243799 >>149243802 >>149243821
So for the foreseeable future Ohtani and Casparius are a package yeah? Ohtani gets his rehab start with 1-2 innings and Casparius takes over for most of the remainder of the game
Anonymous United States No.149243796
based 1-2-3 inning, casparius
Anonymous United States No.149243799 >>149243812
>>149243792
Casparius usually plays well against the padres
Anonymous United States No.149243802
>>149243792
who knows? Sheehan might be in the mix also for a shared workload.
Anonymous United States No.149243804
>>149243721
Yep, he came into the league in 2018, he played for the Angels. He hasnโ€™t pitched in over a year.
Anonymous United States No.149243812 >>149243839
>>149243799
casparius is decent in general I just checked to see his stats
2.8 career era and 1.1 WHIP
Anonymous United States No.149243816 >>149243842
watching the Dodgers is magical
Anonymous Panama No.149243821 >>149243841
>>149243792
Ideally, you want Ohtani to build up pitch count until he's able to throw at least 5 innings. It's just odd because he's only pitching on 5 days rest, so it might not line up with Casparius
Anonymous United States No.149243826 >>149243837
That's it, send in the rally doro
Anonymous United States No.149243831 >>149243848
>Snell bobblehead night
Anonymous United States No.149243833
Come on Mโ€™s score some facking points
Anonymous United States No.149243837
>>149243826
doro by beloved
Anonymous United States No.149243839
>>149243812
He's the reliable long reliever they've been looking for, hopefully he doesn't break from overuse (it'll probably happen eventually)
Anonymous United States No.149243841
>>149243821
they don't want to send him down to do rehab starts because then they won't have him to hit
Anonymous United States No.149243842 >>149243852
>>149243816
eh, itโ€™s always fun watching dodger baseball but in reality this is just another June game for us
Anonymous United States No.149243847 >>149243956
Fundies absolutely BTFO
Anonymous United States No.149243848 >>149243856
>>149243831
>Snell
Anonymous United States No.149243849
Mariners rallying in the 8th. Do it for gramps.
Anonymous United States No.149243852
>>149243842
true dat
Anonymous United States No.149243855
>back to back 4 pitch walks
Sox toying with us, know it won't cost them.
Anonymous United States No.149243856
>>149243848
still amazes me that the doyers have a ton of their best pitchers on the IL
Anonymous United States No.149243861
>149243847
Anonymous United States No.149243862
Cโ€™mon Julio do it for gramps.
Anonymous United States No.149243868 >>149243893
>wandy peralta
shildt calling this game, sorry doggies, it no longer counts
Anonymous United States No.149243874 >>149243898
Mโ€™sbros Iโ€™m just gonna say itโ€ฆ

Julio was a mistake. Heโ€™s mid. Weโ€™ve seen the best of him.
Anonymous United States No.149243877
Fundiesposting sure dried up quick
Anonymous United States No.149243884
Letโ€™s go Doy-ACK!
Anonymous United States No.149243889
No dump #27? For gramps???
Anonymous United States No.149243892 >>149243928
>Mariners get multiple runners on with no out
>3 strikeouts in a row
Many such cases!
Anonymous United States No.149243893 >>149243902
>>149243868
>throws a parade after winning a bullpen game
Anonymous United States No.149243895 >>149243932 >>149243964
Cal has gone to shit lately. I hate to say it.
Anonymous United States No.149243896
I want Pages to go up against Cease one more time and have Cease hit him again
Anonymous United States No.149243898
>>149243874
The mets will take him. You have to take back Francisco Alvarez
Anonymous United States No.149243899 >>149243906
What's Arraez's deal anyway? Isn't he the guy who cucked Ohtani out of triple crown last season?
Anonymous United States No.149243902
>>149243893
if you aren't throwing a parade after every win, you're not a real fan
Anonymous United States No.149243903
that funky muncy
Anonymous United States No.149243904 >>149243913
>pitch is so far off the strike zone the catcher can't even catch it
>strike 3
LMAO how? The league really is unironically biased against the stros
Anonymous United States No.149243906
>>149243899
heโ€™s a phag
Anonymous United States No.149243908
that muncy
Anonymous United States No.149243909
that speedy muncy
Anonymous United States No.149243910
that funky muncy
Anonymous United States No.149243912
KEK
Anonymous United States No.149243913
>>149243904
As it should be. Garbage franchise
Anonymous United States No.149243914
DFA Polanco
Anonymous United States No.149243915
Embarrassing
Anonymous United States No.149243916 >>149243934
>Letting Muncy bag a base
holy shit San Diego are you even trying anymore
Anonymous United States No.149243919
kek poopoo poodres
Anonymous United States No.149243921
LMAO PADS SUCK
Anonymous United States No.149243923
NOW, GO FOR THE KILL PAGES
Anonymous United States No.149243924 >>149243938
I thought they were turning things around
Anonymous United States No.149243925
maldonado you stupid old fuck
Anonymous United States No.149243926
That funky m-ACK!
Anonymous United States No.149243928
>>149243892
at least you fouled out instead of 3 straight Ks LOL
Anonymous United States No.149243930 >>149243955
>poodres
Dare I say this is a humiliation ritual
Anonymous United States No.149243931 >>149244003
Anonymous United States No.149243932 >>149243940
>>149243895
OPS of .482 past 7 games
Anonymous United States No.149243934 >>149243960 >>149243968
>>149243916
hey he's fast. kershaw kinda fast too
Anonymous United States No.149243936
fr sorry for all the poodre bros but don't go starting any beanball wars
Anonymous United States No.149243937
Mariners about to get swept by AAA guys cosplaying in Fenway.
Anonymous United States No.149243938
>>149243924
lol lmao
Anonymous United States No.149243940
>>149243932
OPS of .48-ACK!
Anonymous United States No.149243941
erm fuck the padres
Anonymous Panama No.149243942 >>149243949
mariners got mindgamed
Anonymous United States No.149243945 >>149243957 >>149243965
/we/ are about to drop another game to Houston just fuck my shit up famalam
Mariners fandom is pain
Anonymous United States No.149243948 >>149243983
bluds giving out orders like heโ€™s on the team
Anonymous United States No.149243949 >>149243966 >>149243993
>>149243942
It could be worse
Anonymous United States No.149243951 >>149243978
How does Pooston manage to do it? Honestly?
Anonymous United States No.149243952
>foureyes two innings in a row
They need to let munny pitch sometime.
Anonymous United States No.149243955
>>149243930
>losing 6-2
>after the dodgers threw a starter with a 9 era
i would say so
Anonymous United States No.149243956
>>149243847
Holy kek JigC got the fundies googling Dave Roberts to see whatโ€™ll stick
Anonymous United States No.149243957 >>149243979
>>149243945
Mariners did this same early division lead shit like two years ago (maybe 3?) And then choked it to the astros. I saw this coming
Anonymous United States No.149243960
>>149243934
Kershaw has been slow af for at least a decade now. thankfully doesn't have to run the bases anymore.
Anonymous United States No.149243964
>>149243895
Everyone slumps. Polanco was DOGSHIT mid-late May
Anonymous United States No.149243965
>>149243945
Aโ€™s putting them in check.
Anonymous United States No.149243966
>>149243949
oh my kek stankees
Anonymous United States No.149243968 >>149243981
>>149243934
That reminds me of this fat dude I knew in HS. He was fat af but could sprint past most people, in short distance running of course
Anonymous United States No.149243972
Ben Williamson is a good third baseman
Anonymous United States No.149243977
Going through the padres subreddit collecting info for ICE.
Anonymous United States No.149243978
>>149243951
Theyโ€™re washed this year. Pitching is doing the heavy lifting.
Anonymous United States No.149243979 >>149243988
>>149243957
Seattle had a 10 game lead in June last year and lost it in like 14 games
Anonymous United States No.149243980 >>149244014
did Denmark rope
Anonymous United States No.149243981
>>149243968
>in short distance running of course
I like that unnecessary statement, but will allow.
Anonymous United States No.149243983
>>149243948
>doesn't know the power of suggestive esp
ngmi
Anonymous United States No.149243986 >>149243998 >>149244010 >>149244017
what they laughing about
Anonymous United States No.149243988 >>149244012
>>149243979
OK maybe it was last year
Anonymous United States No.149243990 >>149244032
>googles dave roberts
>sees a man in a padres uniform
>IM NOT A FUNDIE YOU ARE
the absolute state of the stinky poopy smelly caca dookie doo doo fundie doggie doos kek
Anonymous United States No.149243993 >>149244025
>>149243949
Anon this is literally the last 20 years of mariners baseball lol. Excellent pitching and a bottom 10 offense year after year
Anonymous United States No.149243994 >>149244092
Cease having a caca contract year kek
Anonymous United States No.149243997
Anonymous United States No.149243998
>>149243986
Fund em'!
Anonymous United States No.149244002
Fuckin mashado man
Anonymous United States No.149244003
>>149243931
the astros can still choke this one dw
Anonymous United States No.149244007 >>149244031 >>149244038 >>149244045 >>149244054
southern california sky right now
Anonymous United States No.149244008
why do we fight?
Anonymous United States No.149244010
>>149243986
Fundies
Anonymous United States No.149244012
>>149243988
itโ€™s why /we/ fired Servais. record time to blow a 10 game division lead
Anonymous United States No.149244014 >>149244029
>>149243980
he hasn't been here since 4chan was hacked
funny enough he had the last post on /mlb/ before the hack
Anonymous United States No.149244015
casperbros...
Anonymous United States No.149244016
Fundies won the June World Series
Anonymous Panama No.149244017
>>149243986
they're buds and everyone respects Ohtani. The rivalry shit only goes on in the peanut gallery
Anonymous United States No.149244018
"I don't like Manny Machado" - Manny Machado's Mom
Anonymous United States No.149244019
>the collapse begins
Anonymous United States No.149244023
Based Manny kek. Go Dodgers!
Anonymous United States No.149244025
>>149243993
dustin ackley was good
Anonymous United States No.149244028
>Craparius
Anonymous United States No.149244029
>>149244014
Wowzers made he made the choice to have a clean break from the site I did sort of the same thing but I realized I still had some very important posts to makeโ€ฆ
Anonymous United States No.149244031
>>149244007
>jesus jizz
beautiful
Anonymous United States No.149244032
>>149243990
He's always been a Dodger and was just out on loan to Boston and SD
Anonymous United States No.149244038
>>149244007
hey i saw that too, pretty neat
Anonymous United States No.149244041
>fundies gonna blow it
Anonymous United States No.149244045 >>149244057 >>149244074
>>149244007
I saw that too! It was a comet I think.
Anonymous United States No.149244047
Umps don't want the Dodgers to blow it, wtf was that call?
Anonymous United States No.149244050 >>149244059 >>149244060
why can't i post images
Anonymous United States No.149244051
looks like another chem trail spray ,
I love LA
Anonymous Panama No.149244054
>>149244007
that's god's semen
Anonymous United States No.149244055 >>149244072
Casparius did great
Anonymous United States No.149244057 >>149244102
>>149244045
Looks like it was a spacex launch
https://twitter.com/_Jo3y/status/1934818362225537208
Anonymous United States No.149244059 >>149244067 >>149244084
>>149244050
Youโ€™re prob trying to post a webp
Anonymous United States No.149244060
>>149244050
because you touch yourself at night
Anonymous United States No.149244061
decent outing from the friendly ghost
Anonymous United States No.149244063 >>149244078 >>149244096 >>149244100 >>149244151
>sean reynolds was ready to fight even though he was still putting his pants on
honestly based
Anonymous United States No.149244067
>>149244059
might as well have a file extension called .jew
Anonymous United States No.149244072
>>149244055
Agreed.
Anonymous United States No.149244074 >>149244132
>>149244045
Meteors fall to earth not comets. A comet would fuck us up
Anonymous United States No.149244078 >>149244104
>>149244063
lol that guy is wanking off mid-game
Anonymous United States No.149244079
My Boston dodgers got this game in the bag
Anonymous United States No.149244084
>>149244059
Mootwo needs to fucking allow them. Most images are webps now
Anonymous United States No.149244086 >>149244107 >>149244114 >>149244123
The #1 pitcherโ€™s park so far this season is T-Mobile Park (Mariners)
Someone guess what #2 is
Anonymous Panama No.149244087 >>149244120
>Blue Jays were among the teams that were involved in trade discussions over Devers
Of course we were...
Anonymous United States No.149244090
>https://jewishbaseballmuseum.com/player/dave-roberts/

You now realize where all the real fundies are funding
Anonymous United States No.149244091
miracle time for /our/ guys
Anonymous United States No.149244092 >>149244129
>>149243994
like all poodrepacos, cease couldn't handle the bantzand got flustered
Anonymous United States No.149244094 >>149244103
Kek did the fundies just learn today that Dave roberts used to play baseball?
Anonymous United States No.149244096
>>149244063
He's 6'8, he's ready to throw hands and eat innings.
Anonymous United States No.149244100
>>149244063
Hollywood pedophile was probably gonna rape cease
Anonymous United States No.149244101 >>149244115
but where is nu
Anonymous United States No.149244102
>>149244057
Wow cool. I saw it in the distance looked like a comet, but I didnโ€™t understand what the exhaust trail was.
Anonymous United States No.149244103
>>149244094
You're still here huh
Anonymous United States No.149244104
>>149244078
at least he's doing it in the pen instead of on the bases like some players do after a steal
Anonymous United States No.149244107 >>149244135
>>149244086
San Francisco
Anonymous United States No.149244108 >>149244130
vesia in consecutive games
Anonymous United States No.149244114 >>149244135
>>149244086
Tigers
Anonymous United States No.149244115
>>149244101
>but where is nu
tho
Anonymous Australia No.149244116 >>149244119
can I watch baseball
Anonymous United States No.149244118
>>149242827
>>149242827
Recycle
Anonymous United States No.149244119
>>149244116
leave
Anonymous United States No.149244120
>>149244087
probably not worth it long term with Vladdy already locked up.
Anonymous United States No.149244122
Anonymous Panama No.149244123 >>149244135
>>149244086
It's Wrigley because of how the wind has blown lately
Anonymous United States No.149244125 >>149244139
is it possible to be a padres and dodgers fan :(
Anonymous United States No.149244129
>>149244092
flushed*
Kek
Anonymous United States No.149244130
>>149244108
I hope he does that fired up roar of triumph to make padrepacos seethe even more
Anonymous United States No.149244132 >>149244137
>>149244074
I thought comets streaked through the sky, but Iโ€™m not Neil Degrasse Tyson.
Anonymous United States No.149244135 >>149244149
>>149244107
>>149244114
>>149244123

Well it appears that Iโ€™m an idiot and thereโ€™s a three way tie for 2nd so it was a stupid question. San Francisco is one of the three teams. Itโ€™s San Fran Milwaukee and Wrigley Field. Wrigley Field was listed last of the three but itโ€™s just alphabetical kek
Tigers are 22
Anonymous United States No.149244137
>>149244132
They wouldnโ€™t leave a trail in our atmosphere or weโ€™d be dead
Anonymous United States No.149244139 >>149244160
>>149244125
My Padgers :)
Anonymous United States No.149244149
>>149244135
Tigers are 7th**
Anonymous United States No.149244151
>>149244063
The drip is so insane I can't even hate
Anonymous United States No.149244160 >>149244168
>>149244139
Kys faggot
Anonymous United States No.149244168
>>149244160
Choose love
Anonymous United States No.149244252
We are all Cubgers here actually.
Anonymous United States No.149247043