>another wasted gilbert start
dodgers is nothing without edman
>>149242851Just like me and ur mum lel
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>everyone loves tommy tanks
>even those bugs
kek zhangs your response?
>Dylan Cease is a cat person
>ad for cat treats behind the mound
>Strikes out 5/6
believe in the kitty power
>>149242875>he's already 31it's over
reminder that machado struck out in the first but the first base umpie MISSED the check swing call on purpose because of manfred's DEI mandate
>>149242863Mariners killed my grampa
>>149242899They spelled Mariners wrong in the middle-right pic
IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBzwjJhkRNs
>>149242903they gave the same missed check swing against will smith that last inning, we're even bro
I guess it's pretty Grimm in here the way /mlb/ is see thing
>>149242876I get youโre trying to be racist, but I donโt understand your point.
>sportsnet keeps running a commercial telling me to adopt a teen
these targeted ads are getting too good
Pages will get the first hit
>>149242916the machado miss led to a run, but sure, we're even
>>149242963cry more, joe smelly
>>149242963not our fault the rest of the dodgers lineup can't get a hit lol
andy pages with the first hit
Cease gonna blow out his elbow trying so hard to erase the memory of Game 4 from last year.
>>149242963>wewhat position do you play?
>plays like shit
>is still the talk of the town
>>149242895I've watched enough JAV to know that Japanese men age like fine wine.
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>>149242997is this convo happening your head?
>>149242997Ohtani made the MLB his bitch.
>poodres: YAY! WE GOT ONE RUN!
Uses your team as a AAA rehab team
i remember watching pages in spring training. the first ball hit to him in the outfield he dropped. then he started the season slowly. i wanted him OUT. but i may have been wrong. he might be a ball player.
>>149243027everyone is quaking over a 9era 2.5WHIP pitcher
>5Ks
Holy shit dadbros Cease has been raping these chimichangas
>>149243015the top two posts on MLB's page are about Ohtani lol
striking out conforto is like winning the world series to poodrepacos
>>149243035we should extend him if possible
>RISPgers have the best average with runners in scoring position
lol
>>149243050>the psyop continuescool post, reddit
>>149242990i'm on the advanced digital media team (this is my job)
>>149243057>fundies actually believe this
>>149243057he has the lowest avg in the league by .010 btw
>>149243057It really is
I know a lot of padres fans who think like this
What's the MLB version of the Dallas Cowboys?
>>149243050cool post, 4chan
>>149243079poodrepacos can't meme kek
>>149242824 (OP)Why does this dude look like a fat Alex Rodriguez
Pages is #44 because he thinks he's twice the man Kershaw is
>>149243093worse, it's the MLB version of Patrick Maholmes and the Chiefs
What's the difference between a "doyerpaco" and a "poodrepaco"?
>>149243027>the MLBfundies running amok in here kek
>>149243093there isn't one
>>149243093I've only experienced the cowboys through osmosis. Aren't they a shitty team with a huge fanbase?
Big game Crease pitching in his WS in mid-June
>>149243106but enough about the yankees and judge
>>149243093Yankees
>muh 27 rangz
>>149243108about 100 miles
Damn this Cease guy is a lot better than that doyers pitcher who had to come out after one inning
>>149243122I'm getting my Petco savings tomorrow ez
if ohtani fails here he must commit sudoku
>>149243122what time is the parade tomorrow
RBItani takes himself out of the loss column with a doubletani!
eat shit you cheating poodrepacos
>rehabs in your world series
>ties the game
OH NO NO POODRES, YOUR RESPONSE?
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>>149243160giga based trad chad posting
>>149243158indeed, extremely
>>149243163no one cares doyerpaco
Padres left fielder tried his hardest to gift the Dodgers another run
>>149243093red sox
>does just enough in the offseason to stay in sports media>coast off brand recognition>bad
>the poodres have a player named shits
>>149243165>blows out elbownothing personal kid
>>149243170poodrepacos can't meme
Thatโs my boy! GET THESE MEXICANS OUT IF MY COUNTRY
If padres were smart theyโd trade cease at the deadline for a decent haul. They could get a bat and some prospects. Instead they are going to trade away their already depleted farm and fall short yet again in the playoffs.
>>149243158Whoops, meant to reply to
>>149243160
trashcan troon in a tizzy :^)
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>Cringy fundies
>>149243165>Yeah, just go out there and throw as many 100MPH pitches as you can>Wait, what do you mean your arm already hurts????
>>149243196damn, I screwed up again, I meant to reply to
>>149243200
>a warm, stiff cock
>my lubed and eager asshole
Pick two
Also go Dodgers
>>149243191How many pics of Ohtani do you have saved?
anyone still getting the connection error?
>>149243028>only scored 1 run off a guy pitching for the first time in two years with no rehab starts>with help from the ump and RISPI hope they aren't celebrating this unironically
>>149243163>took away their 1 run against himkek, KEK
>they just realized that San Diego was the original Baskin Roberts
Keep fundying fundies though
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>cram it!
>>149243212>>149243213The singularity of man
complete list of poodrepaco memes:
>baskinposting
>cringe
kek
>>149243233who is this dude and why is he making that face
>>149243074>>149243097nice 4chan pass bro. Hiromoot loves ya
ohtranny fags are literally worse than teenies obsessed with taylor swift
>>149243220yeah. tried rebooting, pressing submit over and over like Ivan suggested and it's still the same shit.
>>149243252um, anon, they're the same people
complete list of doyerpaco memes:
>
kek
Why are Doyers fans chanting "JAVY BAEZ!" *clap clap clapclapclap*
>>149243189Padres should sign Bauer. Nobody is more hungry for an opprtunity to prove himself than Bauer. He will rape the Doggie Doos
>>149243171how come you never post a girl with modest features?
>>149243220media posting prohibited for illegals
>>149243220Only when I try to post images
Umps are fucking us in the ass!
>>149243287hnnnggghhhh...
>>149243287several games in a row
>>149243287It was a good call
>>149243233Looks like my ex. ;(
>>149243287leave our umpies alone! they're our neighbors, you know
going to target to get some milk, you lads want anything?
on the radio little while ago
>dodgerfans impressed and cheering tatis during batting practice before game
AM 570 THE REAL HOME OF THE DODGERS
>>149243287tell them to use pitching sandbags as condoms
>the padres scored again
no...
manfred trying to keep the dodgers from running away with the division even with a crippled rotation.
FUCK THE PADRES! BAU BAU!
>>149243163>scoreboardjajajjajaaja cabron!
nonwhite can't post mediafiles
>>149243325You have it backwards. Manfred is doing everything in his power to give the Doyers wins but they keep blowing it
>>149243165>ball>ball>ball>ball>ballincredible outing from SHOOOOTIME!
>>149243342slavs aren't white but nice try, Ivan.
>>149243342this is the kind of slop my grandpa watches on facebook
>>149243325you should be higher because the babby schedule manfred arranged for you kek
fuck, i havent had shakeys in years. miss that shit.
thinkin bout them softball asses
>>149243390nobody cares doyermiguel
Considering in that first inning, somehow we got multiple 100 MPH pitches from cease, which almost never happens, what are the odds they might've manipulated the radar gun to make Ohtani's pitches seem faster?
Fuck this game. Iโm going to my AA meeting
>>149243386yea i asked about how to find some softball asses to eat and researched escorts for at least an hour before chickening out
>>149243390> +1.22 runs avgthe absolute state of umps
>>149243368I wish I was a simple minded moron like your grandpa.
>>149243390literally none of these umps meaningfully affected the final score lol
>>149243400maybe they do that for skenes too
>>149243390>coping with ump borecardsfundiexicans actually do this
>>149243400manfred juiced the radar guns
Everyone kept saying Arraez sucks at first base, but he's been pretty good this whole season with good line out catches and smart throws?
>>149243414gotta go through with it, man. in for a penny , in for a pound.
>>149243406mario si fuera real
>>149243312tfw havent had chocolate milk in ages
Reminder that this isn't a rivalry game as much as San Diegans wish it was
>>149243437prostitution is a felony in Texas
>>149243461it's gross dawg
>>149243468do they? can you provide a citation?
>>149243468>fundies actually believe this despite their nonstop posting about the padres oh kek KEK
>>149243471>>149243474>>149243480Meaningless double since Muncy will strike out and Pages will pop it up
>>149243461chocolate flavored phlegm!
>cease struggling in a matchup against a cripple and his bullpen buttbuddies
I thought he was supposed to be the Poodres' ace
>>149243497you were saying>
what do the players talk about with the infielders when they reach the base? do they make a little joke? do they say "lol we're winning?" do they try to get on their nerves?
>>149243497you were saying?
MAXIMUM MUNCHIES
MAXIMUM MUNCHIES
MAXIMUM MUNCHIES
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what is cease thinking about
Nobody is beating these regular season Dodgers
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.16cm outside" as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.
>>149243497>poodrepacos actually believe this
2hu get the couch ready you skank WHORE
>>149243524Not his fault really I mean he has 6 strikeouts already
Based Cease, that pussy Pages isn't gonna do SHIT
>>149243524>Muncy sounds like an illegal enough name for an ICE tip, right
>>149243481It's one of those childhood things that I know is overrated but it makes me feel good to have it
>>149242986Looks like he just waited for the 4th inning to crumble this time
looking like El Clasico for real now
>not losing in a blowout to the poodres is like winning the world series to doyerpacos
huh
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>the fundies shitposting abruptly stops
Where did they go?
Just tale your base and stop staring faggot
>>149243561Still here, fundie
>>149243552Homophobes can stuff it
>San Diego Baskins ignoring their original fundie heritage
>>149243551more like El Clasipaco
>>149243560god i wish i looked this handsome
>>148826706>>148826706>>148826706Grudgeposting my psychological profile post
>>149243573Call the blessed inspector ;)
>>149243573This was before Dave Roberts was able to secure his trust fund
>tatis overthrew
HAHAHAHAHHA
god it must suck to be a sd sports fan
>>149243591Theyโll never understand JigC theyโre low iq Mexicans
And here's RISPtani (he'll probably fly out)
>>149243603too many needles in the ass
Boy that shitposting fell flat
i love smallball so heckin much bros
you could've thrown a little lighter, Muncy is too fat to need to rush that.
S I N G L E T A N I
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Mariners can't do fucking anything.
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>149243618poodrepaco cope kek
Fucking Fraudres goddamnit.
are the doyers winning their june world series?
>Ohtani remembered he has to actually hit now that his pitching is shit again
andy p got cease shook up
That faggot pedo cease tried so hard the first three innings now heโs gassed.
>>149243656SEETHING POODREPACO LMAO
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>4.76
DYLAN CEASE STINKY
where did the poodrepaco go?
>Cease handing out singles and doubles to everyone
KWAB
OH HE SLAPS YAH
>YEAH
THEN HE CLAPS YEAH
>YEAH
>rockies beat the nationals today
wtf rockiebros are we back?
Manfred made the call, Dodgers aren't allowed to lose Ohtani's pitching debut
>>149243685Your god king has an era of 9 this game
Scoring 5 runs in one inning against our ace is like winning the WS for doyerpacos.
This white boy is crumbling under the pressure.
NEED TO MAKE MOAR ELLIOT RODGERS
Idk if itโs coz he only pitched one inning but the novelty of Ohtani seems to have worn off. At least for me
>>149243688Eating sushi rn
>>149243698over 1 IP, give it some more innings ser
>get pissy over singing the national anthem in spanish
>start playing latin pop in the stadium every night
dodgers logic
>Cease
>ceases to get out of the 4th inning
Shit! My wife 2hu is gonna make me sleep on the couch again.
>>149243709>noveltyHe existed as a two-way player before joining the doyers you know
>thornton in
gg sox my m's aren't even a little bit serious able this game
>>149243701Its a pretty good fucked your shit up moment yes. Keep crying fag.
>pages staredown mindbroke cease
The Padres have a storied history with Baskin Roberts trust funds
HOLY MOLY BETTS GOT A STEAL DURING A HOME GAME
THAT MEANS FREE HOT DOG AND 12OZ SLIM COKE FROM AMPM, LA MEXICANS
>>149243727We need an updated version
>>149243718>start playing latin pop in the stadium every nightDieter plays Latin themed music every night. He plays a mean LA CHONA
another K for my boy Crease!
>>149243718>poodres give up 5 runs>poodrepacos start reaching to deflectclassic
wtf reckiebros are we back?
>>149243738I didn't know Dave Roberts was transracial
>>149243744Why update perfection?
Fuck this. Iโm tired compadres. Iโm a dodgers fan now.
>>149243727He buckled under the threat of Cuban missiles
Kek doyerpacos are so crammed theyโre copping to Baskin Dave and the trusties! Imagine when they lose in the wild card round kekkkiiies
>>149243764I feel ya. I changed over last post season.
cease unlucky this inning. not a lot of good contact. bet he goes 1-2-3 in the 5th if they leave him in.
I'm not giving up the faith
I want to be a winner. Switching to LA Dodgers. SAN DIEGO LOVES OUR DODGERS!!!!
>>149243778I'm a fellow glass half full bro
So for the foreseeable future Ohtani and Casparius are a package yeah? Ohtani gets his rehab start with 1-2 innings and Casparius takes over for most of the remainder of the game
based 1-2-3 inning, casparius
>>149243792Casparius usually plays well against the padres
>>149243792who knows? Sheehan might be in the mix also for a shared workload.
>>149243721Yep, he came into the league in 2018, he played for the Angels. He hasnโt pitched in over a year.
>>149243799casparius is decent in general I just checked to see his stats
2.8 career era and 1.1 WHIP
watching the Dodgers is magical
>>149243792Ideally, you want Ohtani to build up pitch count until he's able to throw at least 5 innings. It's just odd because he's only pitching on 5 days rest, so it might not line up with Casparius
That's it, send in the rally doro
Come on Mโs score some facking points
>>149243826doro by beloved
>>149243812He's the reliable long reliever they've been looking for, hopefully he doesn't break from overuse (it'll probably happen eventually)
>>149243821they don't want to send him down to do rehab starts because then they won't have him to hit
>>149243816eh, itโs always fun watching dodger baseball but in reality this is just another June game for us
Mariners rallying in the 8th. Do it for gramps.
>back to back 4 pitch walks
Sox toying with us, know it won't cost them.
>>149243848still amazes me that the doyers have a ton of their best pitchers on the IL
Cโmon Julio do it for gramps.
>wandy peralta
shildt calling this game, sorry doggies, it no longer counts
Mโsbros Iโm just gonna say itโฆ
Julio was a mistake. Heโs mid. Weโve seen the best of him.
Fundiesposting sure dried up quick
No dump #27? For gramps???
>Mariners get multiple runners on with no out
>3 strikeouts in a row
Many such cases!
>>149243868>throws a parade after winning a bullpen game
Cal has gone to shit lately. I hate to say it.
I want Pages to go up against Cease one more time and have Cease hit him again
>>149243874The mets will take him. You have to take back Francisco Alvarez
What's Arraez's deal anyway? Isn't he the guy who cucked Ohtani out of triple crown last season?
>>149243893if you aren't throwing a parade after every win, you're not a real fan
>pitch is so far off the strike zone the catcher can't even catch it
>strike 3
LMAO how? The league really is unironically biased against the stros
>>149243904As it should be. Garbage franchise
>Letting Muncy bag a base
holy shit San Diego are you even trying anymore
NOW, GO FOR THE KILL PAGES
I thought they were turning things around
maldonado you stupid old fuck
>>149243892at least you fouled out instead of 3 straight Ks LOL
>poodres
Dare I say this is a humiliation ritual
>>149243895OPS of .482 past 7 games
>>149243916hey he's fast. kershaw kinda fast too
fr sorry for all the poodre bros but don't go starting any beanball wars
Mariners about to get swept by AAA guys cosplaying in Fenway.
>>149243932OPS of .48-ACK!
/we/ are about to drop another game to Houston just fuck my shit up famalam
Mariners fandom is pain
bluds giving out orders like heโs on the team
>>149243942It could be worse
How does Pooston manage to do it? Honestly?
>foureyes two innings in a row
They need to let munny pitch sometime.
>>149243930>losing 6-2>after the dodgers threw a starter with a 9 erai would say so
>>149243847Holy kek JigC got the fundies googling Dave Roberts to see whatโll stick
>>149243945Mariners did this same early division lead shit like two years ago (maybe 3?) And then choked it to the astros. I saw this coming
>>149243934Kershaw has been slow af for at least a decade now. thankfully doesn't have to run the bases anymore.
>>149243895Everyone slumps. Polanco was DOGSHIT mid-late May
>>149243945Aโs putting them in check.
>>149243949oh my kek stankees
>>149243934That reminds me of this fat dude I knew in HS. He was fat af but could sprint past most people, in short distance running of course
Ben Williamson is a good third baseman
Going through the padres subreddit collecting info for ICE.
>>149243951Theyโre washed this year. Pitching is doing the heavy lifting.
>>149243957Seattle had a 10 game lead in June last year and lost it in like 14 games
>>149243968>in short distance running of courseI like that unnecessary statement, but will allow.
>>149243948>doesn't know the power of suggestive espngmi
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what they laughing about
>>149243979OK maybe it was last year
>googles dave roberts
>sees a man in a padres uniform
>IM NOT A FUNDIE YOU ARE
the absolute state of the stinky poopy smelly caca dookie doo doo fundie doggie doos kek
>>149243949Anon this is literally the last 20 years of mariners baseball lol. Excellent pitching and a bottom 10 offense year after year
Cease having a caca contract year kek
>>149243931the astros can still choke this one dw
southern california sky right now
>>149243988itโs why /we/ fired Servais. record time to blow a 10 game division lead
>>149243980he hasn't been here since 4chan was hacked
funny enough he had the last post on /mlb/ before the hack
Fundies won the June World Series
>>149243986they're buds and everyone respects Ohtani. The rivalry shit only goes on in the peanut gallery
"I don't like Manny Machado" - Manny Machado's Mom
Based Manny kek. Go Dodgers!
>>149243993dustin ackley was good
>>149244014Wowzers made he made the choice to have a clean break from the site I did sort of the same thing but I realized I still had some very important posts to makeโฆ
>>149244007>jesus jizzbeautiful
>>149243990He's always been a Dodger and was just out on loan to Boston and SD
>>149244007hey i saw that too, pretty neat
>>149244007I saw that too! It was a comet I think.
Umps don't want the Dodgers to blow it, wtf was that call?
looks like another chem trail spray ,
I love LA
>>149244007that's god's semen
>>149244045Looks like it was a spacex launch
https://twitter.com/_Jo3y/status/1934818362225537208
>>149244050Youโre prob trying to post a webp
>>149244050because you touch yourself at night
decent outing from the friendly ghost
>sean reynolds was ready to fight even though he was still putting his pants on
honestly based
>>149244059might as well have a file extension called .jew
>>149244045Meteors fall to earth not comets. A comet would fuck us up
>>149244063lol that guy is wanking off mid-game
My Boston dodgers got this game in the bag
>>149244059Mootwo needs to fucking allow them. Most images are webps now
The #1 pitcherโs park so far this season is T-Mobile Park (Mariners)
Someone guess what #2 is
>Blue Jays were among the teams that were involved in trade discussions over Devers
Of course we were...
>https://jewishbaseballmuseum.com/player/dave-roberts/
You now realize where all the real fundies are funding
miracle time for /our/ guys
>>149243994like all poodrepacos, cease couldn't handle the bantzand got flustered
Kek did the fundies just learn today that Dave roberts used to play baseball?
>>149244063He's 6'8, he's ready to throw hands and eat innings.
>>149244063Hollywood pedophile was probably gonna rape cease
>>149244057Wow cool. I saw it in the distance looked like a comet, but I didnโt understand what the exhaust trail was.
>>149244094You're still here huh
>>149244078at least he's doing it in the pen instead of on the bases like some players do after a steal
vesia in consecutive games
>>149244101>but where is nutho
>>149244087probably not worth it long term with Vladdy already locked up.
>>149244086It's Wrigley because of how the wind has blown lately
is it possible to be a padres and dodgers fan :(
>>149244108I hope he does that fired up roar of triumph to make padrepacos seethe even more
>>149244074I thought comets streaked through the sky, but Iโm not Neil Degrasse Tyson.
>>149244107>>149244114>>149244123Well it appears that Iโm an idiot and thereโs a three way tie for 2nd so it was a stupid question. San Francisco is one of the three teams. Itโs San Fran Milwaukee and Wrigley Field. Wrigley Field was listed last of the three but itโs just alphabetical kek
Tigers are 22
>>149244132They wouldnโt leave a trail in our atmosphere or weโd be dead
>>149244135Tigers are 7th**
>>149244063The drip is so insane I can't even hate
We are all Cubgers here actually.