LAD - Teoscar Hernández is not in the lineup for Sunday’s series finale against the Nationals.
LAD - Shohei Ohtani will start on Sunday against the Nationals.
ARI - Corbin Carroll (hand) remains out of the lineup for the fourth consecutive game on Sunday against the Rockies.
NYM - Mets recalled C Hayden Senger from Triple-A Syracuse.
NYM - Mets optioned C Francisco Alvarez to Triple-A Syracuse.
COL - Thairo Estrada (hand) remains out of the lineup for the fifth straight game on Sunday against the Diamondbacks.
BAL - Maverick Handley made an early exit from Sunday’s game against the Yankees in the second inning following a home-plate collision with Jazz Chisholm Jr.
TOR - Max Scherzer (thumb) told reporters he’ll be activated to start on Wednesday against the Guardians.
MIN - Willi Castro was scratched from Sunday’s lineup with right wrist soreness.
MIN - Willi Castro was scratched from the lineup for Sunday’s game against the Brewers.

Jays

Reckermania is running wild!

is this the thread?

>>149362771
>Reckermania is running wild!
?

Any idea when they turn it around?

stee
rike

We have completed our very successful attack on the Padres. All planes are now outside of San Diego airspace. A full season's worth of BOMBS were hit out of Petco Stadium. All Royals are safely on their way home. Congratulations to our great Kansas City warriors. There is not another team in the world that could have done this. NOW IS THE TIME FOR SEX! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[insert your team name here]

>>149362829
If you insist
>Doyers

>>149362788
Getting swept by Boston unironically mindbroke them

>>149362788
Their offense is just one guy
it's just one guy

Pitching God Chris Bassitt

tani on the hill

>>149362921
No one cares doyerpaco

>>149362814
ERG sighted

Who is “Sir Anthony”?
>>149362738

>>149362975
>ERG sighted
tERG

>>149362980
You're not funny and were ignored the first time. Give it a rest.

Mariners btw

>Seranthony
Imagine your parents calling your sir Anthony
Dominicans are crazy

>>149362980
Reck-em!

>>149363003
>>Seranthony
Ser Antknee

Doyers.

>>149362741 (OP)
Patkees

Has Recker attended or planning to attend any watch parties?

>>149363039
Thanks for the update!

>>149363062
>Patkees
Go Padres? Go Yankees? Patkees?

>>149362814
surely that will bring the poodres to heel. not another peep from them for years and years on end.

based Rice
Should've used him with the golden bat rule for judge last inning

Total ‘toid death

I don’t speak gardener

>alex cohen
Instant mute
It’s the Chicago Cubs, we should have a higher standard than this amateur. Unlistenable corny faggot

Let's go team!

>>149363097
Somerset Patriots

>>149363167
>Let's go team!
[insert team name here]

A STANTONIAN single

>>149363167
Thank you Braveheart

Teamies run this joint

/we/ are rallying

ITFCB

JAZZ JIZZOLM

>>149363236
>Teamies run this joint
City Teamies?

>>149362980
Sir Antoine E. Dominguez or something

What are you eating while you watch your team today baseball brothers?

>>149363272
well who else!?!?

JAZZED

JAZZ

Why is Jazz so ugly?

>>149363282
>What are you eating while you watch your team today baseball brothers?
Cane's

About time these fuckers came back late

HE DROPPED THE BALL

Jazz has a negative IQ. Idiot had to have Wells tell him to go back and touch the plate

>>149363340
Five nights at Hal.

VOLPE WALKS
JUST LIKE DEREK JETAH

Dump 'em!

why was the cutoff guy's throw so off-line on that jazz triple?

>>149363417
because the Orioles are bad?

Watching baseball with my kgf.

I don't think the O's are very good bros

dryers

>"Matt, you ever have a mustache?"
>"every morning when I wake up. I'm Armenian"

>>149363465
Doesn’t stop them from shitting on my anglels

>>149363272
Not so fast

>>149363488
no...NO!!!

babe wake up it's ohtani day

Tough 4th inning, but nothing that this team can't bounce back from.

SEIYA DRIVE!!

I'm beginning to think this Cal Raleigh guy might be good at baseball.

playing in a hurricane in tampa wtf

>tampon gays

>>149363506
oht on the hill

>>149363565
Kino

Never had a doubt.

>lightning strike
oh, so NOW you stop the game

Yanks took it all.

Judge is still shit and ugly.

>>149363282
Pizza ^^ also good awooftering noon

For me it's Tomorrow.

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE

>>149363282
almost noon, nothing but black coffee so far. 18 hours since my last meal

>>149363703
Yankees literally ARE from Baltimore you baka owo

>>149363703
Poverty ‘em

(>^-^<)/

anyone watching the basketball game tonight? i'll watch the fourth quarter if it's close, but probably just watching my koalas

Giménez snaps his hitless streak!

FUCK I missed three runs

>>149363791
I kinda want indy to win because I was a huge fan as a kid :3 but have no dog in the race

>>149363791
I don't like basketball

>>149363791
>>149363831
I don't like sand.

>>149363813
I want Indy to win because Oklahoma is a shithole state, but I like the players from both teams

Bo!

Can't wait to watch my boys embarrass the Philthadelphia Phentillies once again on national TV. Luzardos fucking trash so we should win by at least 5. I'm gonna call it 9-3, Mets all day. I'm so confident about the absolute beatdown that will ensue that I'll gladly shove Mr Met up my ass if I'm wrong.

>>149363722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc
>>149363745
Gloryholes were gonna take the AL East, they said.

lol

>>149363844
Have no experience there furthest in midwest I went to was Coloradawoo also Indy I like players from both too

Serious question.
Why is Cal Raleigh hitting so many home runs this season? He hit 34 total last season and is already at 31 this season. Wtf

>>149363904
Born for it.
Cornfed.

holy fuck what was that call. We'll take it tho

feels good bros

>>149363896
nothing to see here folks

>>149363919
Nah but really, did he change his stance or what adjustments did he make? Because it's truly insane what he's doing right now.

Walk that dumper.

>In his MLB debut, Misiorowski earned a win after throwing five innings of no-hit baseball, including the fastest pitch thrown by a Brewers pitcher in the Statcast era, topping out at 102.3 miles per hour (164.6 km/h).[12][15] In just his second start against the Minnesota Twins, Misiorowski set a MLB record and set 11 no hit innings by a starting pitcher in his first year.
He should’ve been a Cub bros.

>>149363904
These season happen once in a while. Just like that one Chris Davis season. God mode for 1 year and then mediocre till the end of his career.

>>149363972
Edgar showed up and taught the shitters to hit, simple as.

>>149363895
You're welcome for Babe meanie D:

>>149363972
he made the same adjustments luis gonzalez and brady anderson made

question for the genny... do you think breaking the color line was a good idea for major league baseball? why or why not?

Umpie magic happening in the college world series

has chip apologized for his slur yet? my friends on bluesky haven't stopped talking about it

>>149364054
Umpbros, we run the college show

>>149364052
back to /pol/ chuddie

how's the wind at wrigley today? as fun as yesterday?

>>149364052

Patriots…

>>149364108
Yes only real slaps are counting today.

which game did this happen in today?

>>149364167
College World Series

>that bloop single
Yet another unorthodox way of getting on base for Ernie

cards/cusb 4-game series starts tomorrow. predictions? i'm feeling an improbable 2/2 split

Why is /mlb/ obsessed with a third-rate former catcher?

>>149364265
4-0 Cubbies Sweep

kek

>>149364272
we don't talk about mike piazza THAT much anon...

>>149364303
The original "I ain't even gay though...."

>>149364296
>heh i meant to do that

>>149364199
Kyute byrb :3

>>149364296
THAT'S ASSAULT, GUARDS, SEIZE HIM!!!

Very little bottom of the order magic today. I wish Heiny was out there

sneks

>>149364337
Guards? Just send ICE.

EVEN FUCKING DONOVAN IS DINGING

tiggies gonna blow it?

>high socks
>striped socks
big fan of both

>>149364303
>>149364324
Mike Piazza was only second rate.

attaboy rea

RODEN TRIPLE

ssccaaaaaarrrr

nice bounce back win
go tiggies

Bo!

LET'S GO CUBBIES!!!

Is it time to take the Mariners seriously?

Pete Thrown-Outstrong

>>149364594
Absolutely not.

>Crow SHOT DOWN at second
see, this is why we don't use hyphenated names!

>>149364335
thank you

>>149364594
No lol

>>149364642
Is that supposed to be Manoah or another Blue Jay?

>>149364694
it ate a baseball

why are all these dumb zoom zooms wearing neon colours like the early 90s?
it's too bright on the eyes

these contact plays aren't working out Mr. Febles

>>149364734
MAZDA Zoom-Zoom Stadium

how much money would it take for you to eat a baseball? would have to know precisely what the materials are, and how much time is allowed

Nice tits behind homeplate

>>149364811
thanks

Run Differentials

>>149364798
L.A. Beast would definitely do it

>>149364838
lel

>>149364838
there goes the Sawamura

>>149364838
B-BUT HE DESERVES ANOTHER SHOT IN MLB?!!?!?!?

randy slap!

Should I get a coffee frapp or a mocha frapp? Go Dodgers!

>>149364798
i think grinding the baseball down into powder would make it very easy to eat. just add a tablespoon to a pot of chili and you wouldn't even notice. if there are no toxic chemicals or serious potential health issues, i think i'd do it for 10k.

>>149364907
those are gringo drinks ese

>>149364811
Does Recker have tits?

anyone know where to find baseball streams with good bitrate?

>>149364838
gonna need to remake this video

>>149364950
Does MLBtv + VPN not work anymore?

>>149364838
>>149364961
>>149364891
"Would that the Roman people had but one neck!" - Caligula

>>149364950
IDK WTF A BITRATE IS

>>149365039
think of it as image quality on a stream. Even grandpas know this

peak soulless

>>149365039
it's the rate of a bit, idiot

Reese Shot!

>>149365039
Bitrate has to do directly with image quality, higher is better. You may notice webms that appear "blocky" or smeary, and that's usually because retards think high res is better but actually a smaller container with higher bitrate will be more pleasing to the eye.

>going to the closer with two men on and 5 outs remaining
this should be fun

Reese McGwire, son of Mark McGwire

>>149365202
Reese is a girl's name

Reese McGuire, Dunedin parking lot legend

>>149365211
might be one of them trannies

Reese McGwire, heir to the peanutbutter cup fortune.

I need the Mariners to win. I need the Athletics to win. I need Houston to lose the division.

>>149365103
I wonder if this is messing up the pitchers

>>149365307
The Mainers could win every game and still lose the division and find a way to lose in the ALDS

>>149365307
The A's are not winning that division lol

FUCKKKK

>slipman

ahahahahaha

>>149364629
>crow has his WINGS CLIPPED at second!

SEIYA 2 RUN BOMB!!!

>crowd can't manage a three syllable chant

>>149365103
disgusting

>>149364838
I remember the aura he first had over there with his recent cy young. ever since, he has done nothing but provide cringe politics and first-hand disillusionment about mlb pitching to japanese fans.

>>149365338
Never say never.

Nice can’t even close the white sox

Disasterclass from the 'pen

>>149365451
I am saying never. They are complete dogshit, they're like 16 games behind or something

blow gays kek

it's ogre

suzuki is going to have a better year than ohtranny because that fat shit is obsessed with being a pitcher and his baby ruined his swing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfIOBLr1NDU
fucking hoffman

>>149365103
>>149365441
I don't understand.

yeah fuck this TV is off now until the basketball game

>Little has many walks as he does innings pitched in June
Maybe not the most adequte choice for the 8th

>>149364838
kek what a kwab

>>149365503
to be fair he was pretty shit before the baby

Das it mane.

memetani pitching in a few mins

let's hit some dingers

my barfs :(

>>149365574
Why isn't it a primetime game?

>stephen nelson

Rangers and Berdinals cant sweep.

>>149365574
I wonder which team he bet on

>>149365426
It's Wrigley they're drunk and unemployed

>tampon gay
>baltipoor gloriholes
>blow gays
Thanks for the 1.5 game advantage in the division cucks

lol at the barves losing a series to the marlins
so much for your momentum

>>149365574
shit thanks for the heads up, i assumed they were on a national broadcast 4pm game

>>149365658
not against the nats

It's a Sunday afternoon and I'm here to watch the DOYERS!

>>149365103
need to go back to blue seats

>>149365675
>>149365658
technically it IS a national broadcast :^)

Ah, so Conforto will play today too.

rbi sac chopper good job retarded dominican

>>149365658
the ego on this man lmao

It is Harvey night.

cal POPOUT KEK

>>149365708
cram it with your technicalities!

ITFDB

>>149364838
zased bauer

Predict how many runs Fraudtani will give up

Do your best, Ohtani!
ITFDB!

>>149365814
about treefiddy

This is an absolutely dogshit lineup.
GG Astros. Congrats on the series win since our manager obviously doesn't want to fucking win today.

Let's gooooooooooo DOYERS!

I'm honestly surprised that Randy Vasquez, Kolek, and Bergert are all somehow more reliable starters than Cease...

dookie butts KEK

>dookie butts

>>149365574
He's Ohatani-Sama to you

dookie :(

I fucking screamed

>Mookie drops the ball
no...

been saying this for a while now. mookie betts is overrated as fuck.

put mookie on the 15-day dl (retarded)

that error is coming home

a bettsian bungle

>>149365880
>>149365877

>>149365898
so is your mom but free ass is free ass

Mookie is not meant to be a shortstop

K-Tani

We are over half way to nu tho.

Andrew Abbott :D

ktani

Ktani

Don't mind don't mind

>>149365848
It’s not that bad

>>149365935
Fuck you

>>149365924
already top 4 in the league defensively at an advanced age and a lot fewer reps than others at the position. He's a phenom.

>Ohtani could have had a 1-2-3 inning
Mookie you idiot

Ohtranny the wild BITCH

KKtani

CYtani bailing out dookie butts

KKtani

KKtani

1-2-3-4 inning thanks to Mookie!

>>149365954
make a thread on a red board and do these CORRECTLY, this shit is boring now

KKTani

>>149365954
i look like this with bigger boobs

>>149366052
>now

My BASED Nats not taking advantage of the error as that would make things too easy

>pull starter on 82 pitches
>'pen shits the bed (massively)
>run a bunch of contact plays that turn into outs
Welcome back 2023 Blue Jays

Just tuned in
>Missed the top of the 1st
>Down 1-0
>2 errors
Wtf happened jintsbros?

>>149366070
based

>>149365954
Cute!

>>149366052
>implying an image with a girl perfectly covered in a bikini is NSFW

It is kind of cringe but you don't have to be a complete faggot about it.

STOP MAKING MY ROYALS AND THE DODGERS PLAY AT THE SAME TIME I WANT TO SEE OHTANI LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IT'S NOT FAIR

>>149366061
I'm sorry about your missing finger

Now Ohtani has three strikeouts!

>3 for 20
Ohtanisama...

KTani(batting)

>>149366072
>Barger walk off homer

ohtani swinging strikeout. what else is new?

>ohtani does nothing
how surprising!

looks like a comfy day game at dodger stadium, regret not going

>>149366147
not quite...

>>149366164
this fucking team man

DONOVAN SOLANO TWO RUN SLAP

KKtani and his Doggie Doos

solano truthers

freddie :(

GG White Sox, we beat ourselves tonight

>>149366230
with how much Ohtani gets sucked off, I'm amazed they didn't give him a standing ovation for that.

so this is what the dodgers are the spending the entire GDP of a small nation on?

>>149366229
It would be so great if even ONE (1) had existed but quite literally none existed.

A White Sox winner! And first series win in Toronto since 2019. Finally 1993 is avenged.

GG White Sox. Better team than last year. Wish I could say the same about the Jays.

>>149366273
They pay Ohtani to control the asian baseball market

>>149366273

>>149366273
work on your grammar before posting Rajeesh

>>149366296
Last year's Jays were way worse

>>149366273
good morning sir, fine day in canada

>its another glorified bullpen game episode

Kim should have called Conforto off

Conforto lol

>>149366296
what?

>>149366320
What's the point of a single inning of rehab as a starter?

spaghetti

>the dodgers have a plan for ohtani
>they're not sharing it

shitty d from them doggie doos today

Uh Dodgies looking dodgy

>>149366369
I too am listening to the radio broadcast

>>149366358
one fewer inning for the pento pitch
>>149366369
and that's a good thing

why is ohtani only pitching one inning real question

>>149366382
extremely based

BASES LOADED

>>149366374
LA is notorious in the summertime for a "high sky" on pop flies and fielders often can't see the ball

>>149366394
He's a pussy

doggie doos kek used to make doyerpacos seethe. now they just spam gambletani's psyop dog and shit up the fucking threads make gamethreads you weebs

>>149366408
my stream is behind don't spoil it

>am570 has a hololive night ad
holy shit hahahahaha

No

>>149366444
this is the gamethread, dummy

>>149363656
Looks like rafi devers

>>149366444
>make gamethreads you weebs
you're in it

Gotta be kidding

>>149366444
obsessed. wasted trips.

TUCKER DRIVE!

are there always this many homers in wrigley or is it just perfect conditions for this to be happening

lol royals suck

>>149366369

>>149366459
gross

>>149366500
It's windy and blowing the right way to help hitters. And Gabe has tattoos.

>>149366431
Nats aren't having trouble

Adell finally diving for balls

>>149366535
which flyball play(s) are you referring to?

Dodgers are playing like they don't care about this win.

>>149366574
we don't watch games here

>>149366574
I understand you were in high school debate and concede ahead of time

Mastrobuoni is a reliable guy.

What the fuck is Edmaga swinging at

why for edman didn't run to first

>>149366612
you see players from both teams completely lose track of balls in LA during the summer semiregularly. it's something that has been going on forever.

>>149366654
Ur mum loses track of balls lel

>>149366127
that wasn't the implication you goof, i'm telling him to do nsfw versions of these, preferably animated, on a red board instead of wasting everyone's time with these

>>149366654
I've been watching the Nats have no trouble but ok

>>149366681
it's a known thing throughout the league. not from posters here that like to act like they know about the game apparently.

>>149366681
what's your sample size

>>149366664
Made that nigga do a breast stroke

Nats dinger here

>>149366719
I'll cover my eyes

>>149366681
are you bonded and licensed by the state of california?

>>149366719
nigga's acting like he's out there with the team catching pop flys

Whitekees won and Raynkees lost. Just need Cubkees and Yankletics to win.

>>149366654
Nah that other dude is right. The Nats are having no trouble at all

>>149366459
aproximately 0.0% of hololive fans have ever listened to am radio in their entire lives

>>149366747

>>149366778
No cubkees today.

should've left Ohtani in

Doyerfans are so defensive today lol

That's a runner brought in.

>>149366775
just enjoy seeing who here substitutes snark for knowledge. you faggots don't have any history with the league or game
>>149366791
you're on the wrong side here. fuck these newfags.

>>149366791
what his sample size

>>149366816
What's your sample size

Do images of Recker belong on a red board? Why or why not?

Randy 2 rbi double!

fucking faggot with the green hat trying to catch the ball
god damn I'll fucking kill you faggot with your green hat

it's over cubbies...

>>149366816
What post(s) are you referring to? Substantiate your claims

>DIPSHIT PACO INTERFERING
call ice please i've seen enough

>>149366825
>>149366827
>>149366845
>>149366883
This is some next level sensitivity. Grow up.

so we're all watching nats/doyers right?

>>149366803
Just saw the score. gg, we'll get em next time.

>>149366910
yeah I'm gonna need you to post your sample size

>>149366910
>>>149366825(You)
>>>149366827
>>>149366845
>>>149366883
>This is some next level sensitivity. Grow up.

>>149366910
peer reviewed sensitivity metrics?

glasnow at OKC. 12 pitches, 6 strikes,1K, no runs

>>149366816
Today?
Welcome newfriend

>>149366879
>Pearson
ye0

>>149366942
lurk more

>cubs making donovan solano in the big 2025 look elite
kwab

>>149366917
Nah, i'm just typing shit and the soft dodger fans get all angry over it lol

>>149366973
>lurk more

kim should have caught the ball, but we don't have a center fielder on our roster who would have made the play because they're all mid as fuck defensively

>losing a series to the nats
garbage team

Are da kyubs gonna dfa another reliever after this game?

these reviews need a pitch clock

I'm gonna fuck that green hat guy in his fucking ass

>>149366980
lol doyers fans are the worst bro

Nathanel Lowe owns the doyerpacos

>getting spiritually swept by the nats
kek doyerpacos

>>149366987
Garbage league

even without the fan interference, that definitely wasn't a home run

>>149366993
lol we're the best we own this general and the whole fucking league

>>149366964
i tried watching in the mlb app but it kept prompting me to buy shit. i don't know what the fuck i'm supposed to buy to see minor league ball

>>149366991
most dodger fans would be into it

>no sample size
It's so over

BIG DUMPAH 32

Mariners fans are reddit holy moly

My Jints on the board!

>>149367038
Get over it. You can't treat every bad game like it's the end of the world.

Laugh now but when we have our full rotation back y'all are fucked

I'm a former Oakland A's fan (fuck John Fisher) and I'm all in on my new beloved and small-time professional baseball team: the Oakland Ballers

I've never had so much fun watching baseball in my life as supporting this team and I don't care who knows it. Call it sad, call it cope, call it shitty Oakland blah blah - don't care. I get to support a bunch of young players trying to chase their baseball dreams, I get to drink tasty beers, I get to make friends in the stands every night, and I get to watch good quality baseball right around the single A/AA level quality of play. Consider supporting your local non-MLB team! It's so fucking fun!

Nats and Phillies always pound our pussies :(

another dodgers don't care game. what an enjoyable way to spend God's day of rest

O'HOPPE IS SO BACK

Uh ICE Dodgers? Explain?

>>149366979
>Reddit filename
Go back

Our team of researchers called over 100,000 chicago area phone numbers across the weekend eventually reaching a demographically and geographically representative sample of chicagoans with 893 responses. Based on our sample, we have concluded the cubs fucking suck lol

>>149367038
nah, that would have bounced over. it was a good attempt by Kim too considering he's new to CF. Pages would have had a better shot at robbing it, seen him do it a few times already this season.

>>149367080
love me some indy ball. My local team is technically indy ball as well, so it's all grassroots and just local guys having fun. We signed Jaime Barria earlier this year

>>149367121
kek

casparius ain't no fucken starter

>>149367080
based and sovlfvl ngl

My stupid stinky shitty Royals may not be winning, but they're also not losing!

>conforto

>>149367155
better than Knack

>>149367079
kek seethe back to waiting in front of homedepot before getting deported by ICE

>>149367135
Angels Legend Jaime Barria

Alright pearson is in so you can probably hit Raleigh straight in the face if he gears up and hits 100. Maybe you can kill the faggot too. you got this!

>>149367193
kek you fucking wish
seethe more when we repeat

>>149367184
don't worry poodres will PRRRRT it

The Conforto experiment has failed

>>149367193
Racism is bad ‘toid

>>149367229
haven't had enough at bats to know. always comes back to sample size

There's still time to kill raleigh desu. Either Pearson or Palencia will do

>losing a series to the gnats
how embarrassing

DYING
OUT

Will the doyers actually keep conforto past the all star break or will they just bench him permanently and have someone else play LF.

Just face shot the FAGGOT. End his life!!!

>>149367216
If all goes well, he's probably going to open games for us in the WBC

>>149360486
>jasson
he leads the yankees in strike outs LOL

BALK

walking to get the first baserunner of the game in the third inning is like winning the world series to doyerpacos
t. doyerpaco

>>149366654
Then play in the evening you retards

>>149367280
That's nice.

>>149362741 (OP)
>LAD - Shohei Ohtani will start on Sunday against the Nationals.
THEY DID IT TO THEM AGAIN!!!

>buy $500 ticket
>get stuck in traffic
>arrive in 2nd inning
>ohtranny already sitting firmly on the bench
KEK

kek ohtranny

>strikeoutani

>>149367229
easily surpasses syndergaard as the dodgers worst free agent signing

Fucking fraud

>>149367282
What the fuck even is that? Jacob Wilson has 3.2 WAR. Dominguez has 0.4

swingandmisstani

>>149367282
either way, anyone who thinks Jacob Wilson isn't the runaway ROTY winner is already stupid, but picking a Stankee like Dominguez is absurd bias

>>149367272
who knows when they pull the trigger, but everyone knows it's coming

>>149367325
yankee bias

>>149367318
Andrew Jones

let one of them get on so you can get to raleigh and then bean the faggot right in his face

TOIDS
DEATH

DFA yaz right?

>>149367043
honestly can't tell if these are male or female

what the hell, how did the twins catch up?

>>149367334
Andruw* I fuckin hated that guy

Fuck you Hendricks, do you not want a win?

>walking mastrobuoni

Isn’t Fraudtani supposed to be great in June?

>>149367272
try to trade by july 31. if no takers then DFA

>>149367369
yeah it's so they can get to raleigh and hit the cocksucker in his face.

>>149367344
for me, it's mentos

>>149367135
Yeah we have a lot of local guys, though also some great talent from around the country and even Lou Helmig from Germany, who's grandfather is basically known as the "godfather" of baseball in Germany. Pretty cool.

Dodgers are two innings away from throwing a AAA arm out there and giving up

>>149367334
Bill Mueller, Jason Schmidt, Juan Pierre, Manny Ramirez, Brian Wilson, JD Drew.....

>>149367342
now this is based

MCGUIRE EJECTED

>>149367379
fitting since they started the game with a AAA arm

>>149367156
It's the most soulful type of baseball - no big money bullshit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Cusb

The dodgers are full of ‘toids and Asians. The Mets are the real Latinx team

4th inning, only down by three, better get Kike warming up in the pen

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TURN THE DOUBLE PLAY YOU COULD HAVE FACE RALEIGH YOU FOOLS KILL HIM!!

Okay you can still kill him on the backswing. Get to the back of the head, break his skull. Let his brain leak out on the field.

Rengifo is not a good 3rd baseman.

>>149367419
My boricua Mets!

Heckuva double play cubbies, guess you probably won't be pitching to cal unless the bottom of the 9th goes your way!

>>149367342
>Cub fans this mad over getting exposed as frauds by a mid tier AL team.

Pookie Betts you betta do something good here

let me fix today's dodger lineup.
kim
pages
freeman
smith (DH)
muncy
betts
edman
conforto
rushing

>>149367450
>he doesn't know

>>149367458
>>149367419
Fuck my boricua ass

BIG DUMPAH will get 65

>>149367464
>reddit image
ignored.

oh fuck off trashcans

>>149367408
this is beautiful, would attend.

>>149367472
Liner to the bench, hit him square in the face. Then walk over to apologize and finish the job with a swing straight to the dome

Just started watching and we score 4 runs. Lets get it stros

You can still kill him come on cubs!

kill every mariners play hit em with 100 to the temple

>>149367378
soul

Shame, but the Doyers are cooked today. Can't catch, chasing stupid pitches, can't locate in the strike zone.

>>149367482
seethe more faggot

imagine hitting all those homeruns and STILL losing holy kwab

I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.16cm outside" as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.

KILL THE FAGGOT ALREADY!!!

>>149367474
I'm thinkin 74

Where is nu tho?

>>149367520
your team will get relocated to Portland eventually

>>149367520
>Reddit image
yikes lol this is from reddit

Dodgers still don't have a hit through 4 innings and have struck out 7 times

Not the nationals winning against the L.A Gaggers

but where is nu thou

nu
>>149367553
>>149367553
>>149367553

MWTBG!

OH COME ON!!!
sigh gg memeiners hope you win the west

The rags got raped today.

>>149367501
they're cheating. how can anyone score so many runs with 2 outs?

>>149367565
picmix KEK picmix!!!!

My Angels just need a bloop and a blast

>Dodgers have no hits through 4 innings
imagine they get no hit on Ohtani pitching day. everyone spent 500 dollars to come to today's game

>>149367080

BIG TIME RUSH

>Walk Ohtani
>GIDP Betts
>Strikeout Freddie
ez monee