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GoCub!

One Anime Horse Girl Night at Yankee Stadium coming right up!

dodgers

fuck anime and FUCK cubs faggots

>>149847784 (OP)
>trusting doyer strength and conditioning staff

First for family

DOYAS

>Wow Dodger Stadium looks like a nice place to be
>I'LL NEVER VISIT!
Niggas seething from hundreds of miles away

>>149847808
dying out

>>149847802
The fuck?

doyers

Midget down (again)

>>149847811
try thousands paco

>>149847784 (OP)
Doyers

Horrid inning from the Dodgers, Glasnow needed more time to rest.

>>149847796
Bourbon is my robot wife and is also an astros fan

>>149847802
Every team in MLB is going to have a weeb night whether you like it or not.

sit the FUCK down midget

>>149847808
This is what Hitler had in mind.

Beat up a mariners fan.
Beat him back to the poorhouse!
https://youtu.be/gUbmbXC99q8

>>149847832
cocksucker better be damn near perfect with how much he's been babied and paid

Recker mindfucked manoah

thanks for the free ball retards

Today, we are all mariner and brewer fans

>>149847791
>GoCub!
Just the one, dear?

>>149847823
>>149847837
cringe :^)

>>149847865
is this a bot?

Do not reply to astromiguel

Notice how you never see Christian Yelich and Richard Ramirez in the same room at once. Curious.

>>149847838
>best friends with Jason Heyward with pictures of him hugging Mookie floating around
you know nothing about history or the world in general outside of the internet

>>149847866
there's an astromiguel that's here often and he only posts "cringe" or "based"

Good news Astros fans, Christian Javier will be back soon(tm)
Same goes for Pena, Chas, JP France, Luis Garcia, Yordan, Melton maybe, etc

I'm going to the Dodger game Sunday with my Brewer gf. One of us is going to stab the other in the parking lot

>>149847865
based

>>149847877
nah, it's his shtick but it's since been adopted by others

>>149847829
>Admits he's seething
lol

good evening mariners nation

All boring games today

>>149847879
That's bad news actually.

>>149847886
start the fireworks

this is the Glasnow we need to see in the 'offs

Crazy that Glasnow got bailed out of that 3-0 count

No one cares doyerpacos

Everyone cares doyerchads

I love the California Angels

>>149847893
I hope you change your mind someday friend.

>>149847899
we most certainly care a lot turd gobbler

>>149847892
Don’t worry Ms, soon(tm) means anywhere between a week to 8 months. Our medical staff has a “history of excellence”

>>149847901
I'm pretty sure this is also a bot

pretty sure he's had some injuries that have kept him on the field, but when he's played, Austin Hayes has been raking for the Reds.

No one cares doyerpaco

>>149847909
>>149847908
that's a lot of pretty sure

Someone please fuck my boricua ass

>>149847907
What a funny little frog. That hat is entirely too small for your head, buddy.

>>149847914
pretty sure you're right

Both of you shut up

Freddie :)

freddie :)

Brewers defense is crazy

love this kid's defense

>>149847917
Props to you anon for recognizing humor and your knowledge of humorous tropes in memes

smith double played before you could all even post your "freddie :)"'

>>149847939
>>149847936
these are the people posting the coldplay couple

>>149847948
That was a hell of a catch and double play too

>>149847946
shame he is being shipped to arizona, I do think he has potential to be a good hitter as well

How can my feet smell when they don’t have a nose?

>blue crew vs brew crew
which team has a stronger claim to the crew name

I have never listened to Coldplay.

>>149847784 (OP)
first for LA’s a shit hole

>>149847802
wtf?

>>149847956
your effort is wasted gaslighting troon

>>149847966
3rd world out of staters think this unironically

>>149847972
>you're

>>149847965
coldplay is for unemployed people. that's why i listen to hotwork

>>149847956
soo chuuu

>>149847972
We don’t sign our posts here

bros, what Cali team should I follow as an East Bay Area chud now that the A's are gone?

>>149847973
I live in San Jose

>>149847935
Only the oldest and faggiest of oldfags will get this!!

>>149847981
>We don’t sign our posts here

FAGGOTners kek!!!

>>149847966
the shitholes were becoming more and more rare. and then covid hit and the zombies reclaimed half the city

Coldplay is coworker music

>>149847973
I’m literally the last red pulled anon in LA proper, shit bird.

just ate an entire frozen pizza award

I think Muse fucking sucks

>>149847966
it's a shithole but it's our shithole.

Does Recker post on /mlb/?

3rd walk of the year from walter

>>149847999
Red Baron?

>>149847997
that's funny but I actually think they're good though I don't listen to them much

>>149847999
Totino's?

>>149848011
freschetta, the goat frozen pizza

>>149847965
I like Parachutes and a Rush of Blood to the Head but I'm pretty sure it's just nostalgia for when I was a pre-blackpilled incel legend

>>149847999
I ate half of one should I finish it?
>>149848011
Red baron pepperoni for me

>>149847984
gints unless you're allergic to crossing the bay. otherwise, your options are legally restricted to the california angels or minor league baseball

>>149848011
>>149848015
Motor City Pizza

JULIO WHAT THE FUCK

THE RETARDED DOMINICAN STRIKES AGAIN!

>>149847999
Tombstone 5 cheese?

Very cool Julio

Retarded Dominican kek, can I get a moosejak to da Jenny

RANDY IS FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE

Guys who don’t get pussy don’t know this, but women like a big athletic dumper on a man

atta boy randy but holy FUCK julio you are a retard

that's why you don't walk the leadoff batter assnow

quality frozen pizzas? for me, it's
>stouffer's french bread
>cpk thai chicken

RRRRRAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDYYYYYYYYY

Why couldn't he do that in the all star game?

>>149848047
you probably should let your stream catch up...

The Mariners are clearly the most entertaining team in baseball right now

Arozarena always hits us well. I’m not surprised.

>>149848044
they love a full head of hair more than anything else

HAHAHAHAHA HIS NAME IS BIG DUMPER HAHAHA! BECAUSE HES A GUY WITH A GUY WITH A BIG BUTT HAHAHAHA I THINK IM GAY!

>>149848053
Cause he’s an Arrozaretard

>>149848044
what about zero muscle, protruding lovehandles, and 30 bmi?

>>149848053
marine layer babby or something

>>149848049
screamin sicilian pep add your own mushrooms drizzle with olive oil broil for additional few minutes

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU THE BREWERS ARE SATANIC THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO LOSE

Glassnow ain't making it to 6

>>149848054
2 pitches or so behind and it wasn't intended to be a timely post

glasnow more like ass now heh heh heh

>>149848071
Screamin Sicilian is actually pretty good for frozen apizz’

>>149848076
>THE BREWERS ARE SATANIC
wait wdym
Captcha: P PTSD

>>149848087
>ass now
he’s always been ass

Any of the chads from the previous threads that were giving advice here?

we're all broors tonight (again)

>>149848092
I mean they are sacrificing children underneath their clubhouse

More like Tyler Gassedcow

>>149848067
if you're funny, make her cum and make her feel valued you're golden as long as you don't give her any venereal diseases.

>>149848067
Zero muscle is bad, if you fixed that and went for the Tony Soprano look you’d get lots of pussy

teo means uncle

Can you homos help me find some information on the David wright ceremony start time?

I can’t find offical news, seen 2:30, 3:15, 3:30 on fan made type of posts for the 4:10 first pitch.

Hotter than hell the last few days, should I sip on an IPA, APA, or get a little frisky with a nice cold white Chardonnay with ice cubes

>>149848125
in case you were unclear who is doing it :^)

>>149848103
The doyers were literally performing free transgender surgery on hololive night. My son came home without his penis.

>>149848144
really enjoyed this, its a great joke

my twinsies :(

>>149848134
>Chardonnay
>ice cubes
winelet, I bet it’s an oaky California chardonnay too

>>149847966
Half breed born and raised in los Angeles. It is a shit hole but it's truly beautiful. I had to leave. 1M dollar homes in the hood was just too far. The scumbag playing field is unmatched though. I miss it often

do you guys think the mariners play Donkey Kong Bananza on their Nintendo Switch 2's while on the bench?

>>149848160
>cali wine
>good
cringe

>>149848160
Are you Paul Giamatti?

>8 strike outs
>5 innings
KEK

>>149848160
I saw a lot of people drinking wine with ice when I was in Tuscany last summer, pretty sure the guy running the vineyard was doing it kek. But it was like 90 degrees

>>149848160
This is some high level faggot-speak

>faggots trying to act like wine snobs in /mlb/
sad!

>>149848164
How did you read that as a compliment to California wine?
>>149848166
Yes.

>>149848175
Alcohol is bad for you

>>149848179
why would you want an "oaky" white wine?

>>149848188
I wouldn’t, are you illiterate?

Who are the yellow skinned toids?

>>149848186
Yeah I don’t drink often now that I’m a washed faggot

Glasnow cannot catch a break with this strikezone

>>149848175
I've also thrown a cube or two in my wine after I already had a buzz on some really hot days before

>>149848190
might need to re-read your previous post...

>>149848179
I'm drinking Merlot literally right now fuck you Asshole

>>149848202
Bad for you

>>149848200
>winelet, I bet it’s an oaky California chardonnay too
nigga… wtf are you talking about?

>>149848202
>merlot
taking a break from drinking cock?

I already miss the ASG ABS

>>149848215
You don’t drink cock you drink cum, faggotlet

>>149848213
>oaky
>chardonnay

>>149848164
>judgement of paris-cels stay seething after 50 YEARS KEK

>>149848217
I miss when the Dodgers had an imposing line up

>>149848200
Did you think winelet was a compliment?

>>149848215
I don’t get why drinking wine is considered faggotry and drinking beer is considered manly when wine has more alcohol content

>>149848164
you know very little about wine

>>149848186
you know very little about wine

>>149848202
you know a lot about wine and are based

>>149848079
Happy to be mistaken

>>149848231
california wine is the lowest tier, even basement wine in chicago is a class above

>>149848215
Alcohol and homosexuality are bad for you

>>149848228
best scene was him drinking that bottle of champagne with a value meal

>>149848241
it was Cheval Blanc but close enough

>>149848241
>him
that is clearly MS Garrison, chud

>>149848241
>champagne
>not from the champagne region
you mean sparkling wine?

>>149848220
Yea and I said I bet he’s drinking a shitty oaky California Chardonnay cause he’s a winelet what fucking meth are you smoking that reads that as complimentary

>>149848229
Is drinking wine considered feminine still? I feel like people have gotten over that. I feel like the new trend is larping as if you’re a sommelier

Drinking is super cringe

Work on yourselves

>>149848231
>you know very little about wine
the results are in. there is nothing beneficial about alcohol regardless of how little you consume.

>>149848229
it's how you hold the glass

>>149847796
>Horse Girl
isn't this just one step below full blown bestiality?

>Yamamoto is clear #1 guy, inherits the role of Dodgers ace which comes with 0 run support attached
>Glasnow manages to be healthy for more than 5 minutes, comes back and challenges him for the title, now there's a 1a and 1b for Dodgers ace
>all it does is guarantee two 1-0 losses every week (or 3-2 if Tanner Scott makes an appearance to blow the save)

THE COMET

midget down (it keeps happening)

>>149848266
golden sombrero incoming

>>149848258
The longest lived people in the world consume wine daily.

At the very least the happiness is beneficial, not that I would expect anyone on /mlb/ to know anything about happiness

>>149848259
Is that why? I mean I don’t drink both so it was just a genuine question

>>149848255
in many circles, yes. rednecks will never drink wine. women always will.

>>149847978
I like Coldplay and I've been unemployed for 2 years

SINGLETANI!

Does Recker drink wine? If so what kind?

>>149848266
ironic :^)

doubleplaytan-OH!

ABOARDTANI

>>149848269
>The longest lived people in the world consume wine daily.
Okinawan women live longer than anyone as a group.

Forceoutani

>dropped

>>149848269
japanese drink very little wine

>>149848263
Have the dodgers tried not sucking more cock than a bored housewife at a Napa valley wine tasting?

Rice wine!

>>149848284
>>149848286
but they do consume alcohol. also corsicans and certain regions of southwest france live just as long as the midget japanese.

>>149848229
>>149848255
it's a status symbol for how well you can talk about/appreciate it. read a couple of books and rent some recent wine magazines from your library and if you can hold a conversation about the wine you're drinking with someone it won't seem gay at all

>>149848284
>>149848286
Okinawans drink sake, and little of it. Just enough to get the health benefits

>If Sewers win, move one step closer to the Doyers but gain no ground for a highrt WC spot
>If Doyers win, move one step closer to the second WC spot, but gain no ground for the division lead

Doyerlets still don’t know what a fielders choice is kek

I CAN'T HEAR YOU DODGER FANS

what did the broors broadcast mean by this?

>>149848300
we're all broors fags tonight

>>149848300
all that matters is that we get there, brother. don't sweat the standings unless we're in striking distance

SAFETANI

>>149848302
IM GAY IM GAY IM GAY FOR SINGLETANIIIIII :) :D :3

>>149848304
>what did the broors broadcast mean by this?

gamble your life away, chud

You dumbass!

>>149848310
tummy hurtani

I hope his rib is broken

did ohtani just break a sternum

Redpill me on Recker’s alcohol consumption habits.

What happened to Mookie this year? Why is he so bad now?

all that for mookie to strikeout on the next pitch

Ohtani Betts

clearly interference, he knocked off the fielders glove, that should be illegal

Dookie Butts

>>149848321
whisky single on the rocks per night, then switches to sparkling water

>>149848295
t. pretentious pseud making a false argument because of cultural bias
>>149848298
you've never been to Okinawa and there are no health benefits from alcohol

>>149848325
AIDS

Just awful

ALCOHOL IS FUCKING BAD FOR YOU!!!

every dodger is a DOG SHIT WHIFF MACHINE this team is unwatchable unless yams or may is on the hill

>>149848338
alcohol is literal poison

>>149848301
Ohtani hit it so it’s a hit

Jeez guys, Paul Giamatti is kind of a dick

>>149848334
alcohol is a preservative so if you drink enough of it you'll live forever

>>149848325
preseason yellow fever deleted his muscle, can't hit a ball past the warning track now. literally needs a roid bulk but in-season testing is too strict

>>149848341
so is sitting on your ass posting on 4chan and you have no problem doing that every day

furby gaytes

>yates
Gonna be 8-0 when it’s over

DUMPED

For me, it's Wallace Shawn

SNEKS

Daily reminder that side arm pitchers are faggots

>>149848339
been grumbling about the offense since a week or so before the all-star break. Muncy going down has had a cascading effect. Mookie and Freddie not doing shit has been magnified. Eggman and Teo are banged up. Pages has cooled down....

>>149848339
But ohtani got a single and improved his batting average by getting a hit!!!!

Bros I have a drinking problem

My greatest sober streak was 17 days

holy weight room

>>149848360
I'll fist your butt

>>149848363
Physical addiction only lasts about a week beyond that it’s all about willpower if you want to change bad enough you can do it

>>149848325
Tapeworm ate half his body and he only eats rabbit food so it won't grow back. Dude needs to take a one day break per month from his hipster vegan shit and just inhale steaks so he can function like a human

>>149848363
My longest one was 45 days. Maybe less if I don’t count the 28 day rehab

GG Nats, I was busy so here's my GG. About time we hit a grandslam. Waiting for that Corey Lee and Luis Robert Jr trade to hit tomorrow......

>>149848365
I'll suck your dick so hard you won't know what do with yourself.

>>149848377
Babe, where’s dinner?

>>149848369
Ever do any gay shit for free drinks?

SOUTH SIDE STAAAAAAAAND UP

>>149848333
Why sparkling water? Recker doesn't seem the type.

>nobody good on the Jays except Springer and Guerrero

keep underestimating this team and we'll see you in october

>>149848352
were you thinking about this story when you wrote that?

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-64264588

there go the dodger fans booing everything again
real classy

why the fuck is every brewers pitcher good

>>149848392
Please find god

BREWERS CHEAT YOU FUCKING BASTERDS

kek doyerpacos

>>149848377
you can't possibly be falling for the robert jr. meme

Ahem. Doggie doos kek!

Where did that land? Could Pages have stolen that?

Should I dump my Mrs. Mets lewds or is now a bad time?

>>149848410
I’m just kekking because lake forest isn’t even close to being south side or even in the city

can the doyers beat any good teams? how will they survive october when they dont get free games against the rockies or nationals?

Time to investigate last year's hololive night. If this is the level of play the dodgers have against the brewers, there's no way they won that game last year

>>149848389
No. I know plenty of great mid shelf liquor brands that are not rotgut. Plus specs has a key discount. I don’t understand winos

Joe Davis quietly seething lmao KEK

>>149848431
we're all sick of Yates desu

The Phanatic reenactment of the Coldplay horndog was so good. I hate Philly with every fiber of my being, but god damn it you guys made me laugh tonight.

Brewers lineup consists of nothing but manlets and mulattos

We're still in it

>>149848414
Have you seen our middle lineup. It's terrible. I rather risk it than having Tyler Wade or Maldonado be at bat. We might chase Duran and Sean Murphy, Langlier?

the brewers have to be the least fun team to play against

>>149848441
Yeah they’re going to be an 100 win team full of guys with like .680 OPS’s

>>149848441
Isn't Yelly a white lanklet tho?

>>149848446
wtf does this even mean

>>149848385
Tacos Del pastor are in the microwave babes!

>be reliever with a beard
>be shit
y it b like dis...

>>149848454
asian

>>149848441
sorry to hear the doyers are losing another regular season world series

His this kid on the brewers related to Juan Uribe?

>>149848445
padres just shouldn't be buying tbqh

The Dodgers will need to score some runs if they are going to win this game!

Freddie on base!

Where's broo nord.....

What species is Contreras? El atrocidad? La creatura?

>>149848472
I concur

>>149848458
Thanks babe! Can’t wait for the sex tonight since the padres won! <3

>>149848455
They play elite defense
Have good fundamentals
Steal a lot of bases
Grind at bats

>>149848477
we're all broor fags tonight

>>149848479
Looks Los Angelean in nature

I'm pretty surrle a tapeworm ate half his body and he only eats rabbit food so it won't grow back. He needs to take a one day break per month from his hipster vegan diet and just inhale steaks so he can function like a human

>>149848470
They shouldn't, yes. They could smart sell and trade Cease/King? And Arraez for some prospects. The bullpen is still fine, it's the dreadful depth we have and no catcher. We'll be okay without cease unironically. Not sure about king but we definitely should extend him. Not much Dingers in our lineup, so it just stresses out our bullpen :/

>>149848486
>this is “not fun” to dodger retards

>>149848489
Not enough Mexican.

>>149848490
But enough about Mookie Betts

Dodgers offense has been shit the entire month.

Teo means Uncle

>>149848438
Dump Yates and Scott
Sign Greinke and Puig

>>149848501
there's nothing fun about losing to a team full of .700 OPS players and guys with NPC generated names throwing 100 mph every pitch
its bad for baseball

>>149848515
>a team full of .700 OPS players and guys with NPC generated names
but enough about the doyers

>>149848515
>fundies actually believe this

>>149848385
>>149848458
I'm calling ICE to get 2poo the Poodrepaco deported.

>>149848515
The starter was sitting 94 tbf

>>149848499
actually they should be buying mitch garver

I heard the stankees get knocked out the wildcard if the Mariners win.

>>149848514
curious to see if the front office makes any moves. right now, it feels like a healthy-ish team that just looks somewhat washed.

>Klein
Dinger incoming

>>149848523
Bud, shut your mouth. She might be autistic, but she’s legal and I love her.

Maybe I’ll tune back in once Muncy’s back.

>>149848531
27 rings!

>>149848512
he's been playing like my uncle since june

>>149848533
>tfw the billion dollar trust fund franchise is somewhat washed

GARVER FUCKS YA

>>149848540
even if he doesn't hit, he'll see pitches and draw walks which is more than we're getting from most of the lineup right now.

MY Redlegs beat the might Mets tonight! Go Reds!

GARVED
GARVED
GARVED
GARVED
GARVED
GARVED

>>149848550
No chance they make it out of the NLDS

>>149848499
I say let Cease walk and go some where else. I don't know if they can sign Pivetta to another year since he's Musgrove's replacement this season. I don't think Joe won't be pitching until around this time next year. All the team needs right now is another competant starter and a catcher.

>>149848533
the mvp trio ain't getting any younger anon

>>149848548
Uncle June mentioned

I didn’t realize how old the dodgers are

what do the dodgers practice if it's clearly not baseball?

>>149848550
and everyone will think they're back when they run up the score on shitters, but this lineup will get shutdown by strong staffs in the post season.

my doggie doos are stinking up the joint tonight

>>149848566
dodgingthegravers

>>149848563
>I don't know if they can sign Pivetta to another year
Pivetta is a 4 year signing, friend. We don't have to worry about him right now

This a punt game


PUNT GAME

PUNT ROBERTS

>>149848577
Go back to LA Mococo

>>149848606
shut up tranny

>>149848577
I thought he was only for one year to act as Musgrove's replacement?

when does the trashcan man arrive?

>>149848606
she's the only one not smiling, she knows she'd rather be in San Diego right now...

I went 15-1 in my Super Mega Baseball 4 franchise season :)
We're going to the world series lads!

>>149848600
DAVE ROBERTS IS THE GREATEST MANAGER IN DODGERS HISTORY

Randy really should have caught that.

>Trevino can't find the strike zone
Cmon Doggies, don't give up!

>>149848601
>4 years
This is nothing, especially in baseball. I bet Kershaw is throwing that curve a ton as well

>>149848617
Pivetta was the only actual real deal signing the Padres made during the offseason, anyone else like Sheets and such were minor league offers that were good enough to stay on the team proper. And it is arguably one of the best decisions they made

CHADRES WIN

>>149848632
It doesn’t matter this year or next but I wouldn’t say it’s “nothing” I feel like all of the Dodgers best players are on the wrong side of 30, compared to a team like the Braves.

>>149848632
Kershaw and Treinen

Trade Ohtani to the White Sox

>>149848655
Actually I’m retarded, it does mean nothing, the dodgers have infinite money when they need new players they can buy them. Disregard

dodgers please do something

>>149848659
And Rojas

Sneks win

man muncy is 35 years old, if he doesn't lay off the dodger dogs, the free agent market won't be kind to him next year

>>149848682
and Yates

Realistic needs and gets for my Yanks
>trade some prospects for Elly de la Cruz
>trade a few more prospects for James Wood
>create the mashiest lineup in baseball
>win the World Series
It really is that easy.

This guys literally named Nig!

they're using players I've never even heard of

Why pull Kim?

>>149848693
we have a 10m dollar club option for next season that's a no brainer to exercise

Do you guys think other teams don’t have older players skewing their averages? Pages is the only starter under 30. The Dodgers are an old team

kino bunt but too far outside dodging the tag

>first hit of the year is a bunt single
kino

jp rbisingleford :)

poostros
peestros

>>149848726
If the Padres got rid of old man Maldonado, their age average drops like 10 years.

Pujols
Pages

why does dave roberts love punting games so much

>>149848740
I'd be more concerned that you're about to get swept by the broors

ribeye

>>149848744
normie

>>149848746
he doesn't, he just likes his guys in that spot

The Dodgers better figure their shit out, they’re nowhere close

>banda
Christ what a fucking clown show

>>149848746
Cause the bullpen is already spread thin, and the only thing that matters for the Dodgers is getting into the post-season.

>>149848760
>pinch hit for kim
>the guy who replaced kim overthrows 3rd base
kek its kino

Dave’s burning through his entire bulllpebn

>>149848768
Odd to put banda in here. He's good for outs but he might let the runner on 3rd score.

luckily for the Dodgers, the Jints are already starting their implosion, so they won't have to worry about the division being TOO competitive anymore

I was looking forward to this game all week and they just spit in my face. I don’t get it

>>149848748
I'm not a doggie doo fan

>>149848781
>t.roonstro

>>149848781
I'm going tomorrow, hope they can actually score some runs
if not then i hope the game is as fast as this one

will smith ouch

Can you all stop trying to kill the Dodgers?

mariner chuds thought that was a home run

Cal!

I love wyill Smith so much it's unreal

>beating the chadstros is like winning the world series for marinercommies
kek

>>149848811
Mariners make ya seethe?

*steals second*

>>149848823
nope

>>149848744
THEY DID THE MEME!!!

ALL ABOARD
HA HA HA HA HA

>>149848820
houstonians are fat and brown

>>149848822
>>149848826
the big juicer

Come on Ohtani, last chance!

>>149848832
and they cheat

>>149848832
yeah, you'll soon find out most of the astros fans don't live in houston and hate houstonians

>>149848842
so they're fat and brown flyovers? kek

>>149848844
weird projection, but okay

I’m fat and brown and I love myself

>>149848846
keep coping paco

Yeaaaah we can only field a minor league team for so long until it starts catching up with us. ggs Ms

>>149848852
>>149848846

>>149848842
That's even gayer

>0-4tani
what exactly does he do?

>>149848864
Sell books

>>149848857
brownoid seething

*scores on a wild pitch*

>firstpitchtani
brewers closer is from long beach, neat

gg beers
see you tomorrow

LOL the cheering from the doyer fags on that pop fly

GG Brewers, cya tomorrow

I like Ohtani but whenever he retires it’ll be nice to see the Dodgers just be another team and not a carnival

what do the doggies do? they lose to the brew crew

GG Brewers
Guess I'll see you tomorrow

>>149848857
>>149848846

gg Broors
see you tomorrow

doyerpacos kek

Why does this astromiguel hate himself?

gg brewers
glad that game was a quick one
i'll be at the stadium so i'll see you fags on sunday i guess

>>149848889
his team crashed out after winning their world series and he's still an obese flyover brownoid please understand

>>149848889
>>149848896
>replied to himself
>>149848888

>>149848893
post location we'll link

>>149848896
cringe

>>149848900
holy schizoid brownoid. did drumpf cut your medicaid so you can't afford meds anymore?

Kek look at Houston’s demographics. Why is this astromiguel projecting so hard?

>>149848907
>tds
and there it is

>>149848900
>>149848905
>>149848917
kek seething brownoid
>>149848912
it's sad all he has to show it for a cheated world series and a decades worth of playoff chokes

>>149848917
and there what is faggot??

Wtf happened to the Astros. I thought they were a good team

Coach Primate

>poodres win
>doyers lose
>seethe about trashcans
KEKEKEKEK

>>149848913
KWAB brewshits probably thought 2018 was their year your still everybody's bitch in the playoffs kekatini

>>149848922
they've been shit ever since they swept the doyerpacos

Reality has set in for the Royals. Have you forgotten that just two years ago, this was a team that should have lost 110+ games? Their free agent signing spree in 2024 could only mask this for so long. They were never good in 2024, and only made the playoffs because the White Sox were historically awful instead of just bad.

I don't feel sorry for their fans. Royals fans are spiteful and genuinely retarded.

>>149848932
>your still
paco esl moment

THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
gg houston you have a good chance tomorrow against evans

>>149848931
>poodrepacos

>fireworks over a regular season win
LMAO what a poverty franchise

>>149848942
It's like nobody wants to talk about their own baseball team

please post more maREIners if you have them

why is it every time they show the crowd, someone is holding their phone up to their face?

I’m sure I’ll get some…interesting replies and it will probably be a long post but here we go.

This slump is not really a shocker desu, this offense despite being #1 for a couple months, has been really odd all season, they’ve gotten shredded by most of the decent pitchers they’ve faced this season. And a fair amount of the league average pitchers they’ve faced have gone way deeper into games than they should against this lineup.

Their approach at the plate has been aggressive all season which results in them exploding for a bunch of runs or if your not putting it in the grass or in the seats it’s just an aggressive early pitch out and not working the pitch count up.

With Muncy out and nobody who’s HOT right now they’re getting exposed for their awful strategy at the plate. If Freddie, Muncy, and Pages, heck even Edman and Teo early in this season weren’t playing out of their minds individually over chunks of the season at a time, we’re pretty much just Shohei and Kim as a consistent offense.

Would like to see them swing at less non competitive pitches and work a count up, been asking for that all season. Need to change something or anything! New bat in the lineup, new lineup order (I’m sorry Mookie shouldn’t be batting anywhere near 2nd this year at this point) or even new walk up songs?

I know that was long and I’ll get some “b-b-b-but #1 offense until the slump!” Or “you’re just overreacting to a slump!” But I’d love to see what other people think, healthy conversations without calling people names and belittling them can be productive to discuss things.

Worst part about the Ms winning is I have to watch their gay win dance

>>149848947
>doyerpacos light fireworks when they lose
kek

>>149848938
>YOU CAN'T BE DRUNK AND TYPING YOU'RE A RETARDED BROWNOID LIKE ME
kek

>>149848856
gg stobro see ya tomorrow.
>>149848947
do you know what poverty means?

I miss max muncy.

baseball is OVER. NO MORE BASEBALL.

>>149848953
We live in a world

the really funny thing about the seething pacotard is that he wasn't even a fan of the team in 2017, didn't start watching baseball until 2020 in fact

>>149848932
this is the most well rounded the brewers have seemed to me all these years of being decent with a better balance of offense, defense and pitching.

>>149848958
START THE FIREWORKS!

>>149848937
>and only made the playoffs because the White Sox were historically awful instead of just bad.
the giants have that this season and still won't make the yoffs kek

>>149848961
>likes joe kelly
>claims to be drunk at the age of 18
>lives with his mom
so much LOL in this post

im firing
im working

>>149848968
>>149848977
Soon he'll be spamming his trashcan folder, just wait.

>>149848977
so now you, the brownoid, is projecting?

Offense and pitching is clicking, no need to buy.

>>149848984
Ironic :^)

Real ‘toid hours

>>149848956
>we’re pretty much just Shohei and Kim as a consistent offense.
Will is the most consistent and it's not even close

what's "'toid", precious?
what's "'toid"?

>>149848996
so now you, the brownoid, is projecting?

>>149848995
that the astromiguel said projecting first and is still projecting 20 minutes later? yea i guess

>>149849006
did you just try to "no u" me?

did you just try to "nu tho" me?

>>149849009
troonstromiguel did the same like 3 times you retardfaggot

doyerpacos seething kek

it's always entertaining to watch him sperg out when the doyers lose, especially since his cohorts who spam the anime all disappear on 0h-4tani nights

Fuck my boricua ass

reddit has better baseball discussion

I can't believe there are still suckers out there that don't know mitch garver is the answer to their troubles!

>>149849009
>>149849028
>>149849029
>>149849035
kekinini seething pacomiguels

Why are doyerpacos and astromiguels fighting each other? They didn’t even play each other

nu
>>149849022
>>149849022
>>149849022

I don't think the Dodgers should do much at the trade deadline. I don't think we'd get a good return on the pieces we have to trade.

>>149849035
But does it have better recker discussion

>>149849044
it's only going one way, everyone else is laughing at the doyerpaco and he's projecting that hatred towards the trashcans

>>149849049
early nu?

now post it, prove you're STILL seething :^)

now post it, prove you're STILL seething :^)