>tigers have a guy named snorkleson on their team
is he the son of a scuba diver?

Top of the order, pls save us from ourselves. Doubling the yanks in hits but still tied.

>GIDPstros
yep stros are so back

Good news Astros fans, Christian Javier will be back soon(tm)
Same goes for Pena, Chas, JP France, Luis Garcia, Yordan, Melton maybe, etc

>sends fucking Aranda to be the anchor for the swingoff
Who the fuck made that decision? Could we send Smudge or Dumpy up there instead of the Rays value player?

I’ll be honest, at the rate we are going with players going down, the Ms are going to catch us. The past 2 series were prime examples of attrition finally catching up to us. Now Jake Meyers is confirmed to be out 3+ weeks. We may be cooked even more than last season.

You know you have an attrition issue when you don’t even know who the person hitting even is