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birbs
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>>149420137 (OP)they all seem very happy
Keef
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The mighty buffalo
4j8s5
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>>149420186cringest post to date
>>149420179Singing the national anthem at a sporting event is a happy affair. I once sang the anthem for a Cubs spring training game, and was smiling from ear to ear.
Max Scherzer kek lol wheeze!!!!!!!!!!!!!
derGroomer is perfect thru 6
okay /mlb/ what did he say?
>>1494202575 run lead is a gape
MY BOY JUANITOOOOOOOOO
SOTONIAN BLAST
>FAGGets buck broke them so hard theyโre trying to deflect to the Philthies
Kek!!
tie ball game !!
thought he got under that too much
>>149420269this is what happens when you have an entire generation grow up as keyboard warriors
very sad for all involved, particularly the kid
Springer is suddenly super clutch
JUAN SOTO HATES THE YANKEES!
>>149420303seethe more faggot kek
>>149420269so no free speech?
SCHWARBER BEATS OUT AN INFIELD SINGLE
LOOK AT HIM GO!
>>149420341holy filtered bug
Jazz Chisholm Jr since coming back from injury on June 3
.342 AVG
4 HR
13 RBI
.976 OPS
>Mets beating the barves
>Jake pitching a perfecto in baltimore
yeah I'm thinking we're back metsbros
>>149420314fuck that "kid". just as inexcusable for the act is making excuses for it just because some shitbags have semi normalized that sort of behavior.
>>149420351I'm not watching, but I'm willing to bet it was Guillermo botched the play
Just realized mcneil looks like luke wilson
>Royals down to the hottest team in baseball
>Have to take on the Dodgers right after
Tough slate for KC
>>149420303>no team was ever called gay on /mlb/ before 2025based newfag
>>149420363I'm not the generation that raised him mate
be better
>>149420374Ramdgers fuck ya!
Astros are cheating again
>>149420373the 3B, Parades I guess. It was just a slow hit grounder but Schwarber's unimaginable speed beat it out
>>149420396and what makes you think I am or should shoulder the responsibility for that kind of behavior if I was?
Boyd is so good he makes me proud to be white
>>149420409we heard you last thread, Joe
>>149420413donโt reply to the astromiguel
>>149420396don't me mate, faggot
Degrom is perfect through 6, 3 IPs remain
>baltimore game blacked out
fug
>>149420437do you reckon he's the same guy making your mom jokes
>>149420438don't what you mate?
>>149420486He meant to say mate me I think lmao
It took the youngest pitcher in MLB to get the >Mest out of their 10 game slump KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Yeah. I'm gonna call it here, it's only the 4th inning, but there's no way we lose this game.
Mets WIN!
>>149420509quit fishing for screenies scizo
>>149420472No thatโs me
its nice of them to put the tranny colors up for jaxsyn during xis at bat
Erick Fagge throwing batting practice its an insult to the game of baseball that the Cubs lost the first two games of this series the Cardinals suck dick enjoy another year of mediocrity
>>149420505don't mate him?
I'm not Swedish iykwim haha
>>149420553why don't players rehab in AAA anymore?
>30 pitchers in one season
Utterly dysfunctional sport
>>149420553Obsessed
Seek help
>>149420519Fuck my boricua ass
>>149420570Does she ermโฆ tuck them?
>Scherzer could potentially get a W
Time for the 'pen to hold onto a lead for once
>>149420592Enjoy another year of mediocrity
He just canโt stop hitting
ffs trea you were doing so well, and that was pure laziness
>>149420617donโt reply to the astromiguel
looks like we forgot our bullpen is still dogshit
Tonight will be the night, surely
>>149420623But they do swallow?
Why are there so many cringe schizos in this general? The fuck?
Whatever stuff Sandlin had at the beginning of the season is gone, that slider is BP tier
>>149420655which side does he turn?
>>149420672Real โtoid hours here
>>149420643but I'm a paco
>>149420672They're all one guy
boy, they're getting a lot of distance of sandlin
>>149420694could help the declining birth rates
>>149420708This has been deboonked
>>149420672the trashtro is the main one most everyone else is just mimicking
>>149420699Same shit. One is in LA. The other is in Houston.
mfw
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>>149420672You'll have to excuse me. I just like trolling normies for the lulz
>>149420672the doyerpaco is the main one most everyone else is just mocking
>>149420722They're all ERG fursonas
Other nu poster swingin from a rope rn kek
>>149420748you mean EDP, he just got out of prison
doggie doos got em seething again
>>149420672It's all one gal
>>149420770actual cringe. these are really bad.
>they're seething about 2017 again
>bummer
>is a bum
scriptwriters ate with that one tho
>>149420787>expecting anything more from a pebble lifelong newfag
its up
https://youtu.be/M0lkQmCYUTQ?si=vaSH1KIfAvOj6tH9
ALL TIED UP AT 4-4 in Cleveland, as the Jays open the 7th
atta...boy.....fags----s----s---by
>my asterisk championship
jesus miguel
>>149420754me in the center
sex with kirsten hnnnnnng
My Rags are putting belt to ass with a no-hitter on the Orioles
>>149420814Mike Trout has played 3 playoff games
Yankdominicanos must be so happy that the asstromiguels blame all the trash can posting on doyerpacos
>>149420853>Mike Trout has played 3 playoff games
>>149420812>โHonestly, he almost swung, so I donโt know what heโs talking about,โ Brown said. โThe guy stands right on top of the plate. If he doesnโt like when he gets hit, thatโs his problem."get fucked, soft bitches. go cry about your dead mom
>>149420863Itโs Yanklinguines
>>149420732One time when I was in college my entire dorm building (15 ish floors) got banned because someone posted porn on /sp/
reddit has better baseball discussion
>>149420812benches clearing mean nothing in this day and age, nothing ever happens
the last time we had a meaningful benches clearing, down went Anderson
>>149420863I donโt blame anyone or really care at all tbdesu
>>149420919Kek it really do be like dat tho
>>149420933nobody cares, doyerpaco
I have a good feeling about tonight
>>149420919>In ass, cock(s)
>tune in
>immediate give up a hit
every time
>>149420986Thatโs what ur mum said lel
>>1494208533 is more than 0
ITFDB
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ITFDB
>>149420998DFA Volpe
Fire Judge
Send Boone to AAA
>>149421002>no jap players in the lineupnobody is watching
>>149421027Now why would we make such a terrible decision as to sending Boone to AAA so he can ruin some poor kidsโ careers with his terrible decision making?
>>149421035What the hell is going on in this gif
>>14942105027 rings. Kiss them miguel
How do we solve the Austin Rielly problem bravesbros?
>n-nobody cares
>still posting trashcans 8 years later
BUCK
BROKEN
I think the DOYERS should rock the Rockies!
coming to /mlb/ in the near future
>>149421071Every now and then AI does make a certified hood classic lmao
>>149421071>literally has ASSTROSKek
>>149421100fuck off jomtranny
more dodger fans than rox fans at coors tonight desu
>>149421071ASStros or asTTros?
>>149421143is that not their name?
>>149421151Dodgers are a popular and beloved team
>>149421100Only if the extra base is color-coded for the home team
Rockies hope Dollander is going to be their future ace
Mets are winning. Where all the Mets haters?
>>149420787Come on it actually spelled colorado right this time :(
attaboy happer
>>149421205gg
My Astros are winning the 2025 World Series
>>14942117127 rings. Count them, astromiguel
The New York Yankees have won a challenge for the first time in team history
>>149421223did you just admit to buying a 4chan pass so you can spam trashcan memes? oof kinda embarrassing, ngl
>>149421222Jomboy owns your sorry ass
>>149421239Thatโs not me, although I approve
Ah, so Conforto is playing today.
>>149421249how exactly can someone own someone else's ass? can you explain it in June terms?
>>149421249How many rings does he have?
You know you have an attrition issue when you donโt even know who the person hitting even is
>>149421263they're all whites?
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/nBYd1JeLV4U?si=Pb2yYzPfrdHlck7Z
Man you guys are losers. Go baseball
>>149421264When ERG and Cubsmaid are in the same room, let's just say that there tends to be some gratuitous "ass ownage"
>>149421278but I was told the dodgers had the most injuries!
>>149421249Is Jomboy mossad? His show sucks, but he got a big push by someone into the mainstream.
1923 โ vs. New York Giants (4โ2)
The Yankees claimed their first title in their brand-new Yankee Stadium, with Babe Ruth leading the charge against their crosstown rivals.
>>149421292Win 27 rings first
>>149421318crosstown rivals the Boston Trolly Dodgers?
>>149421296This post has been fact checked by real /mlb/ patriots: true.
>>149421323I've been married 26 times
>RISP
It ain't Roden's day
>>149421352all star carlos roden?
>bullpen time
>immediate 3-0 count
>lead off walk
>>149421357they don't count if it takes more than 1 pitcher
>>149420269ejection was warranted but not a ban though
>>149421306We have an entire solid mlb pitching pitching rotation on the IL
1927 โ vs. Pittsburgh Pirates (4โ0)
The legendary โMurderersโ Rowโ lineup, featuring Ruth and Gehrig, steamrolled the Pirates in one of the most dominant seasons in baseball history.
27 rings vs 1 legitimate ring
>>149421375Seems like you and the doyerpacosamas should be able to find common ground over this and then stfu
Phillies canโt hit a single ball out of the infield without it going straight into someoneโs glove the past two days what the FUCK
>dude grandpas rings
You won't be getting any.
>>149421373This is where I sit. Chirping about dead relatives is bush league, but so is banning him. Shoulda just had him leave that night and that would be the end of it.
>>149421421>face a good team>start suckingyeah it happens
>>149421431for me it's Phanatic
>>149421406Not me seething over the decade old jokes, tell the other guy
>>149421388so only 1 of the 27 yankees rings are legit? that's cringe. is it because of the roids or because 90% of them came before there were even baseball in cities outside of new york?
1928 โ vs. St. Louis Cardinals (4โ0)
Back-to-back sweeps. Ruth hit three homers in Game 4, cementing his mythos.
Pooston cheated and are mad that others are mad that they cheated.
>CHICAGO -- A 22-year-old fan has been banned indefinitely from all MLB ballparks after yelling something about Arizona Diamondbacks second baseman Ketel Marte's late mother during Tuesday night's game against the Chicago White Sox, according to a source.
>Marte, 31, was brought to tears by the incident, which occurred while he was at bat in the seventh inning. Marte's mother, Elpidia Valdez, died in a car accident in the Dominican Republic in 2017.
>Chicago
Why am I not surprised
>>149421431what a slut...she knows what she's doing
>>149421467don't you mean girl?
>>149421375is Ronel Blanco back?
>>149421437I'm all for beating him into an unconscious state from whoever wants to join in
>>149421474yes, it's well documented that Boston cheated in 2018
26 meme rings and a pocket watch
>>149421473blud is counting to 27 fr tho
1932 โ vs. Chicago Cubs (4โ0)
Famous for Ruthโs โcalled shotโ in Game 3, this sweep added more mystique to the Yankee dynasty.
https://www.nytimes.com/article/astros-cheating.html
>rings from the jurassic era
>Little looks elite against J-Ram
>couldn't throw strikes against the White Sox
Such is the way of the middle reliever
>>149421505wait, their first world series wasn't until Babe Ruth? holy crap that is stupid
>>149421488everyone celebrates at yankee stadium....except the yankees.
>me waiting for the /mlb/ meetup
>>149421527bro expects us to read 27 essays
>>149421318>team established in 1885>first win 1923oof
1936โ1939 โ Four straight titles
Led by Joe DiMaggio and a deep roster, the Yankees became the first team to win four consecutive World Series.
should I eat a caesar salad or half a trader joe's calzone?
>>149421556lmao won't even seperate them
Disgusting inning from the Dodgers. We need to see more pitches than that
>>149421551I unironically do not want to miss the national anthem.
i'm fat, gay, and retarded
>>149421558he ran out of AI generated trashcan memes
Lindor canโt catch a break rn damn what a snag though
>>149421589Fuck my boricua ass
>>149421576it's all part of the plan to give them a false sense of security
Imagine seething so much you post every single "ring" you "won". This is like Leaf fans bragging about all their Stanley cup wins when there were only six teams.
>>149421498It ain't that serious
>>149421498you won't do shit, paco
1941 โ vs. Brooklyn Dodgers (4โ1)
DiMaggioโs 56-game hitting streak defined the season, and the Yankees capitalized on a Dodgers error in Game 4 to swing the series.
>>149421574is this half of that same trade joe's meatball calzone that was first mentioned here a few weeks ago? put that thing out of its misery already man.
>>149421539downright peculiar
>>149421607>>149421630people have been, and will be, killed for less.
Timmy is on the internet again
>>149421640why did you list the New Jersey Nets?
>>149421637no, I ate the other half of that one. this is a new one.
>>149421633>Brooklyn dodgersGurasisters is this true???
>>149421648crying isn't going to bring your mom back
>>149421574Eat the whole calzone and a Caesar salad
>he's reverted to chat gpt posting after getting btfo
kek he could have just stayed in his lane
>>149421633Well? We're waiting for number 6 or 7 or 8 or some shit
>>149421670who's crying? I see people feeling being banned from attending games is excessive. I'm saying I wouldn't have felt bad for him if he got the shit kicked out of him.
>>149421674not him but I have one in my fridge right now, serving size is 1/3rd the calzone at 390 calories
>>149421640Lady Liberty still lifts her lamp beside that golden door for you, even if you canโt stop seething.
Good job Eggman! Bring him home Comfy-to!
>>149421718That seams like a reasonably small amount of calories to watch a baseball game?
>>149421539I can't name a single out a single player other than Teoscar Hernandez and Freddie Freeman. All these white boys look the same.
Can we (the rockies) still reach the world series?
Good catch by the NPC player we called up yesterday
>>149421752Not him but desu is is what im eating right now
my doggie doos finna tie best record tonight
Dodgers sleepwalking through this game evidently, bonehead baserunning by Edman
What did that guy exactly say to Ketel Marte?
>>149421640Their WNBA team won a championship like last season.
>>149421766Like a 1 in trillion chance but I respect you for showing your head around here
>>149421782it said sports team, anon.
>>149421640A new york team won MLS rscently
>>149421640New Jersey Devils are basically a NYC team
>>149421766your rivals the giants believe in you
>>149421816No one cares doyerpaco
>>149421640Their cricket team won the championship recently.
>>149421822>New Jersey = New YorkThat doesn't make sense
i wish there were college softball on
>>149421816Everybody cares doyerchad
>>149421845Newark is a suburb of NYC
1943 โ vs. St. Louis Cardinals (4โ1)
Amid WWII, many stars were serving, but the Yankees still had enough firepower to win.
>>149421780Don't know exactly but during the sneks broadcast today they noted that it was very vile and that it continued till Marte started crying.
>>149421849How is this /mlb/ related?
not giving up a salami to cuckher is a moral victory
>>149421640their pickleball team won a championship recently
>>149421845New Jersey is not a state. The bottom half is an extension of philly. While the top half is NY.
>>149421811>>149421809I see the cringe posting has begun
>>149421871Coomers have fried their brains
>>149421871/must love broads/
>>149421918did you forget it's June?
>>149421820Actually, watching the rockies
Soto done did it again bros
>>149421951Fuck my boricua ass
>>149421867they should name and shame him
>>149421871Softball is always /mlb/
>>149421956I appreciate you taking the feedback, I keked
>>149421969Korean girls are Dodgerfans. They have no idea who Soto is. Japanese girls too.
>>149421871>How is this /mlb/ related?
>>149421965probably the same fan that snuck a glock into a game a year or two ago
>>149421871It's actually baseball-related unlike hololive vtube slop
>>149421965hes already banned from every mlb park. dont need to get this kid fired or kicked out of school. He is a stupid 22 year old, he will grow up.
>>149422008that does seem ridiculous to get banned for life from all games for chirping at a game even if it was about a dead players mom
>Astros signing washed 1B to 3yr contracts
CWalk is not giving me much hope that he isnโt just Jose Abreu 2.0
Iโm thinking weโre back bros
this dodger game goin' by fast
These innings finna be extra af
>>149422047Thatโs my picture
>>149422035Nah, people need to realize player's are human beings. Fans get too comfortable treating them like shit.
>>149421989Why are you stalking Asian girls?
>>149422035I dont think it will be a truly indefinite ban
I imagine half of it is about taking a public stance to dissuade others from potentially doing it (particularly now that trolls know that marte will react)
I'd assume it'll end up being like a 2-3 year ban
>>149422008>There is no place in the game or it's ballparks for offensive language.tell the players and coaches, who constantly chirp and fling insults at each other. Dave Roberts just a week ago called the Poodres coach white slurs and threatened to, and I quote, "beat his ass in the parking lot after the game"
1947 โ vs. Brooklyn Dodgers (4โ3)
A dramatic seven-game series featuring Jackie Robinsonโs World Series debut.
>>149422089for life is ridiculous
idk maybe MLB wanted to set an example which I guess I understand
>>149422089Nta I agree some punishment was needed, but not a lifetime ban.
>>149422008Idk about that. just about everyone you see that does something that gets them put away for good has a long track record of warning signs along the way. I don't see how a person mocking a stranger about their dead mother at the age of 22 is going to turn things around and make a positive impact on the world around him.
>>149421989This is infinitely gayer than bug posting. Do doyerfags really?
>>149422086everything on here is fair game
>>149422070going .200 L10 is like winning the world series to mesties
>>149422089This post is so gay it gives me the urge to scream racial slurs at my next game. And I agree with the banning, because deranged subhumans have no business showing themselves in public
>>149422050>BrownsIsn't that a football team?
>>149422100 I live in a place with a lot of them. That's very womanly of you, though, which I expect from male kpop fans.
>>149422068>tfw Goldschmidt was available
>>149422169That's the old AL team in St. Louis. They're the Orioles now
>>149422183>Iโm a faggotWould have been easier to type doyerhomo
Fried has been so good tonight. Kept my Redlegs off balance and barely gave them anything to hit all night. Maybe we can rally on their pen...
dodgers are fucking trash against this dogshit team
>>149422232>>149422204nobody knows what you're talking about, boomer
being banned from watching the whitesox is a mercy.
>>149422128you might be right anon but who am i to judge a man ive never met
>>149422117what white slur did he use?
Max Fried tonight:
โ 7.0 IP
โ 4 ah
โ 0 ER (1R)
โ 7 Ks
โ 1 BB
MUCH needed long, strong outing from Fried. Again.
>>149422204If my mom was dead and someone insulted her, Iโd probably be offended anon
>>149422259it's all MLB games not just dwightz ox
>>149422252how did you know to connect those two posts, lil man
>>149422204>>149422232ib4 faggots like
>>149422252 start baskin roberts posting.
>NOOOOO ALL THE ASIAN BUGWOMEN LOVE MY TEEEAAAAMMMM THE BEST!!!
Itโs should be legal to kill dodgers fans
>>149422265it's repeated in this thread often enough, I'll let you figure it out
>>149422271I would have killed him
this general is legit awful right now, I'm on the verge of tears
>>149422310I feel obligated to support my team here
>>149422300if he said anything racist it would have already been talked about ad nauseum by the media
why ernie clement looking just like pippin took though
>>149422310turn on the ball game, it'll help:)
alright cards let's get on dab oard
>>149422338If you stop posting the haters win, keep fighting soldier. The war is nearly won.
>>149422341>racism>against white people>discusseduhhhh
>>149422370we're already halfway to nu
adding the aussie to the great filter. enjoy the korean women and wojaks while you're there. say hello to the dane for me
It should be considered child abuse to raise your kid to be a dodger fan
>>149422293it's all the same guy (female)
phillies absolutely sleepwalking again
>>149422261I understand that sentiment but some shit is so asocial and beyond the pale that I wouldn't be opposed to some sort of monitoring system be put in place. who knows? it might just be mental illness that might be treatable.
>>149422393yes, all that winning sounds awful...
>>149422390>filtering the gennyyouโre a bigger faggot than any of those posters you listed
>>149422390>he's okay with the Finn
>>149422390the dane was a faggot when he first came here in 2022 but he became based over time
Holy fuck I just found out we had another pitcher go on the IL today. The hospital ward grows
>>149422390just as faggy as stadiums ejecting fans
>Long AB RISP
It's over...
>>149422403based yankee fan from 2009-2015 turned doyer fan in 2017
>>149422390he's funny though
yeah I'm going to willingly expose myself to miserable people that want to drag me down to their level. more for the filter
>>149422431gotta support a champion
>filtering an entire country for this post>>149422354KWAB
>>149422445I respect the fact that you seem to watch games and haven't committed to one team yet
rats
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my m's aren't doing nothin'!
>>149422447>yeah I'm going to willingly expose myselfstopped reading there you sick fuck, you belong on a list.
look I might know absolutely fuck all about baseball, but I'm trying to get into it
I've watched at least one game a day for 3 weeks and I watch the highlights of every game after the day is done
if you don't want me then I'll go join /hoc/ or something
>We have Jack Flaherty at home
>>149422390I've wasted hundreds of hours on this site and have no idea how to filter flags. would love to filter out all the yellow fever posts
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GG Guardians
>>149420137 (OP)>Jose Ingelsias making a single about Chadres this upcoming FridayThis shit gonna be That's what's in and Freddierap 4.0 all together, dammit why we gotta be more cursed than it already is ;~;
1949โ1953 โ Five straight titles
The only team to ever win five in a row. Yogi Berra, Phil Rizzuto, and Whitey Ford anchored this golden era.
>Blow gays
well maybe next year
>>149422518no I like you
We have way worse foreigners
Dollander looks like a potential ace. Rockies might have a really good one here.
>>149422008how could you possibly enforce this? they're not going to remember his face in a week. guarantee that kid will be at another game soon and no one will know
>>149422527I don't actually filter anyone I like saying "filtered" though lol. You can filter words and images and stuff w/4chanx but I cant be bothered
>>149422518good stuff, i will say though baseball highlights almost always suck because showing a few hits never gives you an idea of how the game actually went
>>149422518You're really going to leave before Travis Bazzana gets to the show?
>>149422563the ballpark app that you use for your tickets knows
Yankee bros I don't even follow you guys, how has Fernando Cruz been? He was great here, not just on the field, but off as well. One of those players I hated to see go.