Thread 149798245

He's the home run derby champ!

Prev: >>149781732

this will be my first and only post in this cursed early thread

>>149798274
if you don't reply to this post you are gay

what are we even doing here

I'm getting addicted to killing flies around my house. I love ambushing them when they're sitting behind the curtain and you can see their silhouette. It makes me feel like a Ninja spotting an enemy through a shoji door. Sometimes they'll get lodged in between the metal wires, and and I'll char them until they start falling apart then I'll bang them into the trash can.

>>149798305
appears to be a photograph of a television set, likely taken with a cell phone if I had to guess.

Who's the homo fun derby champ?

>>149798293
im back only to say im a jays fan not a braves fan

>>149798375
well congrats on being a heterosexual liar you fucking piece of shit. never trust a leaf.

>>149798403
Nothing I can't stand more than a straight

me? can't stand 'toids

>>149798310
you would be a terrible sadhu

Straight camps are gonna need some butch guards

NL wins 7-4 today

>>149798569
Here’s one >>149798590

>>149798305
>A sudden death swing off like we used to do when people actually watched the HR Derby? No, that would be too entertaining! Let the nerds decide who wins

gm mariners nation

Judge confirms he will only play “a couple” more years, per YES network.

a couple usually means 2, so including the rest of this season, he will likely retire in 2027, though 2026 is not out of the question if he implied this year as well.

>>149798902
kek what a giant retard. why would he say that when hes contracted to 2031 + optional 2032. thats 7 years from now

He has such a punchable face. Why does this guy have to be hitting homers like this. Give me Mark McGwire back.

>>149798902
what he actually means is that he is going to force a trade to the Mets and he knows that the league doesn't want Mets in the ASG

>>149798961
maybe if he was on roids he would look more your thing
>in B4 retards imply cal is on roids already

>>149798902
That doesn't necessarily mean retirement, it could also be he isn't all-star worthy anymore so he's on break with 95% of the league.

>>149798902
either hes predicting a major fall off to sub-all star level, or an early retirement. both seem unlikely so wtf did he mean by this

>>149798961
CAN I CLEAN YE CHIMNEY SIR? ah phenotype

>>149798974
He's still looks like a fat kid, only he has a beard now. The Bash Bros were Chads and baseball misses guys like them. Cal Raleigh ain't bringing in new fans, kek

>>149798986
he's just trying to be humble I guess. Freddie says he loves getting picked as an all-star because you never know when it's going to be your last.

>>149798961
problem?

>>149798986
By couple he probably meant 5-7. In which case he should have said few. He definitely didn't mean literally 2.

>>149799003
>negative canthal tilt

>>149798902
judge likely retiring in 2027 is a huge jump lol

THE SACRED LAUNCH ANGLE IS 33 DEGREES AS IS ALL THINGS SACRED

>>149798962
WFAN would be so lit that day

>>149798961
i wouldnt call that a punchable face at all. looks like a nice guy

>>149798961
>He has such a punchable face

>>149799087
Cal's face reminds me of a hard working plumber. Looks like the kind who would put in some extra work for free and not even tell the house owner they did it.

This is a pro cal rawlings board btw you fuckin mutts. He won da fuckin derby.

>>149799021
???

>>149798991
We hates new fans, simple as. Someone post the plushie faggot webm.

Why causes crapspie to have black tails?

>>149799190
brownoids hate it when White people when the Home Run Derby for some reason

The heart and soul, pride and joy of Seattle Sports. America's Catcher. Cal Raleigh. :)

the guy who will hit 80 home runs... won the home run derby?

Mickey mouse charity trophy

>>149799087
thats the vibe i've gotten from every interview i've seen with him. seems very humble and down to earth. he's just a small town boy that happened to hit the lotto, seems like he's kept himself pretty level. very much so a "we're a team and i'm just happy to do my part" kinda guy.

>>149799403
DA NUMBAHS DON'T LIE BAAAYYYBEEEEEE

>>149799403
I find it a bit tacky too, but let's not be rude. This is Dominican culture.

Judge is the clear MVP btw

>>149799439
they couldn't keep their advertisement off the belt?

Mike Stanton is the real big dumper

reminder that Jizz could only hit THREE (3) homers

>>149799282
Metsiners bond grows deeper by the day

volpe is ELITE

>>149799509
Don’t feel too bad for Jazz,

Manny Ramirez also hit just 3 home runs in the first round of the Home Run Derby in 1995, as did Ken Griffey Jr. in 1997 and David Ortiz in 2004.

MiLB World Series

>>149799560
That stadium will be all Yankees fans

>>149799509
How many can you hit?

NL wins. Ketel MVP

>>149799403
how did they determine this? And why do they say so many digits, the first one showed Raleigh's was longer

>>149799621
4.

>>149799676
It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T, in which G, gravity, of course remains a constant

>>149799676
They had to prove it wasn't rigged but they ended up proving it was rigged.

Well done AL East. However....

>>149799543
There were significantly less home runs when the derby used the outs format. Since the format change from outs to timer, the least amount of home runs in a round was 7 by Robinson Cano in 2016 until last night. Only hitting 3 in this format should bring generational shame.

>>149799724
>gravity, of course remains a constant
Did they not take into account local gravitational anomaly or the tidal effects of the moon, sun, and other celestial bodies? Starting to think Rooker was robbed...

>>149799509
>>149799705
>>149799737
Jazz is a 140 wRC+ player with elite defense

Beating an injured negro leaguer is like winning the world series to marinkeks

>>149799724
Was it simply physics when MLB staff told Rooker to take a couple practice swings, thus removing 2 pitches from his basket? He ended up only getting 38 balls thrown with 5 seconds left. Shit was clearly rigged for Cal.

>>149799585
It might be in the Yankees fans' interest to root for the Rays if they were to face each other. The level of humiliation if they get eliminated in Tampa that way could finally drive Hal to kill himself. He’s been seething enough all season about this arrangement.

>>149799638
bold prediction anon

Stowers wins MVP with go ahead homer in the 8th

Its the MLB agenda to advance the leader in HRs, with family pitching and catching. “””His HR was 1 inch further”””; ok buddy it should have been a 3 out swing off.

Hololive at the MLB All Star Game 2026.

>>149799828
Maybe Rooker shoulda hit more dingers in actual ballgames then.

>>149799769
Yeah but how did he do in the HR Derby?

Skenes gonna clean you fuckers up

>>149799403
I feel bad but not that bad.

>>149799828
Feel bad for the guy. You could see it on her face every time they panned to his wife that they really wanted that money.

>>149799828
Meh, it's a consolation trophy for when he inevitably fails to secure AL MVP.

kek

>Former MLB pitcher Dan Serafini was found guilty of first-degree murder in the 2021 shooting that claimed the life of his father-in-law and left his mother-in-law injured.

Wtf was his problem?

>>149800026
>Wtf was his problem?

>>149799828
>>149799872
More like Brent Pawner

>>149800036
>Chinatrust Whales

>>149800026
>14M career earnings
>makes a shit load of bad investments and drops to a 2.5M net worth
>$300,000 in debt but still making $400,000 annually
>throws it all away to kill his father-in-law, and causes his mother-in-law to commit suicide
You really can have it all and just throw it away like a dumbass.

>>149800026
>Shit@lian dark aryancel

>>149799560
My jumbo shrimp :)

>>149798902
self-deprecating joke

move on

>>149799560
>rays eliminating the yankees in their own airbnb
I need this

>>149799509
He joins a very long and distinguished list of all-time greats that hit even less Home runs than him, including Griffey, Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, and dozens of others!

Doyers

>>149800036
>Chinatrust Whales

Ohtani loves the Padres, still joking around with them a month later

>>149800682
Padgers

I’ll be honest, at the rate we are going with players going down, the Ms are going to catch us. The past 2 series were prime examples of attrition finally catching up to us. Now Jake Meyers is confirmed to be out 3+ weeks. We may be cooked even more than last season.

NPB Results

>>149800773
we're gonna get fucking swept

>>149800821
NPB standings

>>149800834
MLB American

>>149800849
MLB National

>>149800864
Cubgers get that bye

Canes

>>149800952
>Cubgers get that bye
Yep

>>149798961
>Haha guys he has a big butt hahaha.
Can't wait until the steroid test finally catch him

>>149801039
Wrong, just look at this note from Dr. Gilbert.

>>149801039
I don't even care about the roids. I just want people to acknowledge that Stanton aka Faggy Mike has a better ass than that Heroiners player.

Which /mlb/ club is the most reddit?

dodgers world series ese we the best we already won

>>149801039
Recker mogs him

>>149801108
Probably dodgers/yankees/sox

Red Carpet Show

https://www.mlb.com/video/live-all-star-red-carpet-show-168655

Why do they call him Big Dumper?

>>149801215
mariners legend jarred kelenic

paul's completely spacing out during this interview on mlb network

>>149800773
>this is the century the mariners win the west
>this is the decade the mariners win the west
>this is the year the mariners win the west
--YOU ARE HERE--
>this is the month the mariners win the west
>this is the week the mariners win the west
>this is the day the mariners win the west
>this is the hour the mariners win the west
>this is the minute the mariners win the west
>this is the second the mariners win the west
>this is the millisecond the mariners win the west
>this is the microsecond the mariners win the west
>this is the nanosecond the mariners win the west
>this is the picosecond the mariners win the west
>this is the femtosecond the mariners win the west
>this is the attosecond the mariners win the west
>this is the zeptosecond the mariners win the west

>>149801273
This really speeds up near the bottom how do you plan to update it?

>>149801320
I'm sure it won't be a problem.

I usually just ignore every mariners post I see in the genny but I started reading them yesterday

>>149801320
quantum computing

>>149801108
Seattle Mariners

>>149801342
I STILL DON'T UNLESS IT'S ICHIRO AND RANDY JOHNSON HIGHLIGHTS

Who has the power in this relationship?

>>149801431
based

>>149801108
braves because they're the team for the most reddit addicted city: eglin afb

>>149801439
Yankee legends

>>149801433
clearly not the man who can't afford an attendant girl for his bitch

>>149801039
why the focus on this dude's butt

HEY UMPIES! FIVE HOURS UNTIL YOU DIE!

>>149801433
green line test says it's Skenes.

>>149801108
cubs

>>149801504
All the whites growing up have to be gay. Toids dying out

>>149801519
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUBS are NOT reddit and you know it, take it back

>>149801461
randy johnson will always primarily be a giant because thats what he is in real life

>>149801534
>lovable losers
>not reddit

>>149801536
This

>>149801433
why doesn't she have tits?

>>149801536
he's from the bay and I watched him win #300 in orange and black so that means he's ours as much as anybody's

>>149801108
reddit chads theyre thinking about us again

>>149801560
I'll take one large glass of sperm please

>>149801545
gymnastics will do that to you

>>149801560
gimme 8 Fab Diets, no ice

>>149801572
alright man

At least 2poo and Mococo can look forward to the return of the Super Chargers in September once the Padres screw themselves out of the playoffs.

>>149801561
whats tetas precious

>>149801582
when did football become so cringe? I have the ick looking at all the stuff and news coming from it.

>>149801572
shes got those real flabby boobs. fun to play with but they dont last long.

>>149801582
more like >super chokers KEK

>yankees star player and face of the MLB aaron judge is scared of the catcher from the mariners
Volumes

>>149801560
Cuppa Joe

>>149801560
My boyfriend and I will share a large milkshake. Thank you.

>>149801560
Can I get uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>149801681
In rally games driving in straight line is impossible with some cars. It's fucked if you can't go full throttle.

>kikuchi's wife
my ace hit the jackpot

>>149801778
>off by 1
kwab

I got a baseball stuck up my ass last night in all the excitement and I still can't get it out

>>149801778
point at this guy and laugh

>>149801560
can I get more than 3 home runs plz

>>149801787
hold still berdbro i'll push it out thru your throat

>>149801800
Rent free

AL logo mogs the NL logo, btw

>>149801821
you take that back

Where is >le 740m 22 year old man?

>MLB can calculate the distance of a home run to the ten billionth of a foot to get Cal Raleigh to move on in the Home Run Derby
>MLB can't calculate if a ball touches the strike zone or of a batter's check swing went all the way around without ump's discretion

>>149801778
damn she is fine

>>149801843
you mean 765 + tip

I mean it’s kind of bullshit that a random light breeze, not even a gust of wind, could have decided the outcome. Yeah you can measure the launch angle and bat speed and all that gay horse shit but really? 10 decimal places worth of “data”?

I'm an old man!

>>149801560
gimme a uh... hmburer, fries, and a Coca-Cola

>>149801878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI6V6VD56n8

>>149801846
>or of a batter's check swing went all the way around
that's literally a discretionary call that can't be calculated, by its current definition

>>149801899
What factors do umps factor other than breaking the plane? Is it one of those things where they're afraid to list them because they're afraid players will find ways to exploit them?

>>149801935
>breaking the plane
lmao you can't be serious

>>149801943
bane?!

>MLB's biggest cash cow
>Don't invite them to be a part of the All-Star Game festivities

>>149802028
no one in their right mind wants to be cursed

>>149801943
I can't ask a serious question? I know announcers are the ones doing that.

>>149802105
the same announcers that call every automatic double a "ground-rule double"? yeah, those guys sure are experts on the rules of baseball. "breaking the plane" is a meme and is completely irrelevant in the distinction between a checked swing and a full swing

>>149802157
If you can, please answer the question instead of focusing on what I'm not asking. I'm asking seriously.

>>149801935
a strike is what we say it is

>>149800026
>Former MLB pitcher Dan Serafini was found guilty of first-degree murder in the 2021 shooting that claimed the life of his father-in-law and left his mother-in-law injured.

>The victims in the June 5, 2021, attack were Robert Gary Spohr, 70, who was found dead in a home in North Lake Tahoe, California, from a single gunshot. Also shot was his wife, Wendy Wood, then 68. She recovered from the injures but died by suicide one year later. The family cited the trauma of the attack as the reason for her death.

>Prosecutors said the fatal incident involved a $1.3 million ranch renovation project and presented text message evidence of the escalation of the disagreement and premeditation prior to the shooting. One text message sent prior to the attack read, "I'm going to kill them one day."

>Serafini, 51, and 33-year-old Samantha Scott were charged as co-defendants last year. In February, Scott pleaded guilty to an accessory charge and during the trial was introduced as a close friend of one of the Spohrs' daughters, Erin. Erin was married to Serafini and testified that they had an open marriage and was aware that Scott was romantically involved with her husband.

>Erin Spohr testified that she did not believe Serafini murdered her father or shot her mother.

>Video surveillance from the home and surrounding area showed a man wearing a hood, face covering and a backpack walking to the Spohrs' home before the homicide. Evidence presented at the trial alleged Serafini was in the home nearly three hours before the attack.

Wild stuff

Ray’s Secret Chicken Sauce mogs

AI Overview: The primary method used by MLB to rig games is the illegitimate calling of checked swings.

projected standings at the all star break

Babooney!

Just 3 months to the playoffs!

Compare and contrast Recker’s and Cal Raleigh’s buttocks.

Rodonny!

>>149802404
Cool guy mcfly!

>>149802404
i would like to have sex with the woman in the red dress if you get my drift

Judgy!

>>149802419
is his son crying because he has to wear that stupid fucking shirt in public?

>>149802419
Fix the wife's nose
Learn not to dress like a tool
Castrate the boys

Jah Chizzy!

>>149802446
N

Mah Freedy!

>>149802229
I remember him but wished I had paid more attention to him now. why not just wait for them to die of natural causes? you're in an open relationship so you're getting laid without having to sneak around. you're not living hand to mouth. what a retard.

If I was still a NEETchad I would hit the ‘chives and make a big collage of all the posties doubting my team

what's with ballplayers and marrying roasties?

>>149802510
They’re simpleton knuckle-dragging apes.

>>149802492
too much work and only 4 people might read it

>>149802492
>implying neets know how to do that

Ball players have the worst taste in women jesus christ

>>149802525
I’m at least going to post a compilation of this >>149802362 retardation. Made a reminder on my calendar

Or something

where can i watch the game?
I have a day off and have nothing better to do but I don't have cable and my antenna can't get the Fox affiliate channel in my area.

There are only 10 legitimate superstars in MLB, and if they’re not on this list, they don’t matter.
1. Shohei Ohtani
2. Mookie Betts
3. Freddie Freeman
4. Cody Bellinger
5. Will Smith
6. Tyler Glasnow
7. Dansby Swanson
8. Seiya Suzuki
9. Justin Steele
10. Shota Imanaga

>>149802536
that's lowkey become one of my favorite troll posts. I respect the dedication and the knockoff fg aesthetic adds a nice touch.

>>149802564
>no PCA
>no funky muncy
needs some work

>>149802564
Recker too

>>149802555
sportsurge dot net should have several streams that will have it

>>149802564
Dansby is the most disrespected player in baseball. A good litmus test to see if someone can think for themselves or they’re just a Reddit clone that would have been a defendant in the Nuremberg trials

>>149802434
Nice of him to bring his mom.

>>149802564
Kids and international fans love PCA

>>149802591
that place still works? I stopped using them a long time ago and even now it's showing up as nothing is on.

>>149802555
You might want to get a better antenna, the World Series is on Fox….

>>149802608
worked for me about a month ago but it looks like it's down right now. mlbwebcast dot com is working.

funny that a catcher might hit 60 homers, but no one cares because it's the mariners

>>149802578
Muncy is a veteran. I can't believe the Dodgers kept him and made him better.

>>149802564
is bellinger really still good?

>>149802708
nope

Mets

>>149802564
>no Kirk
casual

>>149802700
good power, excellent strike zone judgement and a patient approach at the plate. they've extended him twice and that's taken the stress of future uncertainty out of his mind and allowed him to focus on what he does best. not sure what the team has done for him with data to help him also but he's just a solid professional.

>>149802708
Yeah he’s been the 3rd best player on the Yankees this year, behind only Judge and Fried

volpe status?

Power couple just arrived.

>>149802715
>LaBuBuricua

>Cal Raleigh's girl is a former softball girl
those genes are going to create a dumper bigger than anyone has ever seen

>>149802773
he's recovering well, seems like

>>149802229
low impulse control 'toid

>>149802782
Kek

ball players need better taste in women

>>149802564
Elly is top 5 at least

>>149802229
BASED

>>149802871
i think that koream girl is pretty.
athletes seem to find a mid-looking wife who they can trust

RAFAEL PALMEIRO DESERVES TO BE INDUCTED INTO COOPERSTOWN.

>Sorry goy it's not gonna be on mlbtv
Might not be watching this but I will derail with off topic false flags

Low vibrational hours

>>149802976
had a nasty thunderclap here about 20 minutes ago that scared tf out of me and the dogs

>>149802564
>Tyler glasnow
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hold on let me laugh even harder HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149802564
He's right, you know.

>>149802564
Cubspie mindfucked the doggie doos kek

>>149803053
FUCK THE YANKEES

>>149803035
bitch he the best dawg

>>149802773
dumb whore

>>149803035
It ain’t that funny. He’s a radar slut that likes to choke on cock

There are only 10 legitimate faggots in MLB, and if they’re not on this list, they don’t matter.
1. Sogay Ohtranny
2. Dookie Butts
3. Freddie Faggotman
4. Blowdy Smellinger
5. Gay Faggot cuck rapper from the 90s
6. Guyler Assplow
7. Mansby Johnson
8. Gaya Suspoopy
9. Bustin Feels
10. Shota Gayassnigga

no but seriously why did will smiths parents name their white son after a famous black actor?

>>149803060
27.

Is his name really Sogay Ohtranny

>>149803143
why Black Will Smith got that cave man ass yakubian slave name?

Do you guys like bases or balls more?

>Former Dodgers pitcher Julio Urias is set to be reinstated by MLB this week.

>His agent, Scott Boras, says he has options in free agency.

Julio Urias, welcome to _____

>>149803217
The El Paso Chihuahuas

YOUR metropolitan all-stars

i hate california so much its unreal

>All star game starter
>4-8 W-L
What happened to the game I love

>>149803347
who's more zesty... mookie betts or francisco lindor?

>>149803347
its fucked up you cant buy jerseys with sleeve patches anymore

wins should go to the most effective pitcher, losses should go to the least effective pitcher
it's not the pitcher's fault if his offense can't score while he's on the mound, and why should a pitcher take the L if he gives up the losing run but an earlier pitcher gave up 5 runs to put the team in a position to lose

>>149798590
big cans of peanut butter

>>149803347
The Mets are lovable. They’ll never win anything of note but they have fun players

>>149803397
elites and authentics have them

>>149798961
>t.

>>149803458
should need to pay $250+ for a patch

>>149803428
W-L is a useless pitching stat

>Red Sox shave off 300 mil offloading Devers
>Out of nowhere Liverpool are immediately willing to spunk 400 mil on transfers in a single window
Wow how very not suspicious

MLB Mascots group photo

>>149803494
What the hell are transfers

>>149803494
>fenway group
>jews

got it

>>149803523
clark mogging everyone ngl

>>149803523
why is Frisco's mascot a gray rat?

>>149803494
huh never knew they had the same owners

>>149803488
weird how all these guys also have the best "meaningful" stats

>>149803494
Their finances are not tied in any way. That’s been debunked

>>149803581
it was supposed to be harvey milk but they thought the gay part was a little too on the nose so they changed it at the last minute

Can’t believe the NL is gonna throw so multiple entries can get his participation trophy

>>149803642
just another Dave Roberts masterclass

Does this mean anything? Does the winner get WS home advantage?

>>149803649
I TOLD YOU DODGERS WERE LOSING ON PURPOSE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES

>>149802533
kikuchi's wife is pretty fine

I’ve never watched an MLB all star game before. Is it really good cuz everyone’s good or is it really boring because everyone’s good and it’s like an unstoppable force vs an immovable object

>>149803702
What else are you gonna do? Too busy to check it out and see for yourself? C'mon man

>>149803523
dbags mascot looking like a 70s pimp

>>149803523
why isn't the dback mascot a snek?

>>149803683
probably the only decent broad at this whole event

>>149798245 (OP)
The big juicer

>>149803523
ummmm.... mr and mrs met??

>>149803702
both of those descriptions describe really good games

>>149803709
No im gonna watch it, I’m just wondering what I’m in for. Starting a conversation, that sorta thing

>>149803702
its very boring because it doesnt matter and sports "stars" arent interesting in the world of free agency and interleague play and podcasts and social media

>>149803740
Their bull was waiting.

>>149803741
Actually that’s a good point

>>149798245 (OP)
start the game

>>149803523
>No Jays

the fix is in

>>149803702
It's the best all star game, which isn't saying much because every other all star game is shit especially in the nba

>>149803683
>mlb all star red carpet
surely this will save our dead sport

>>149803749
and zoomers and marvel movies and unskippable ads and trannies and woke culture and $6 gas and my feet hurt

>>149803756
Had that exact yak bak as a kid

Chihuahuas run this sport

>>149803715
because the original name of Chase Field was Bank One Ballpark (BOB) so they made the mascot a bobcat

>>149803767
>>149803767
>>149803767

>>149801800
Fresh out.

>>149802555
You need rabbit ears.

We ain't even gay

>>149803683
looks like some bar hostess in shinjuku. mamiko's much better.

>>149804964
I wanted to ask you. Would you have dated or at least had sex with a white woman if one was into you?

>>149804964
this one is ugly with a rectangular man body, yuck

>>149805098
keep seething that Japs raped all your korean women and destroyed the culture beyond repair

>>149805195
doyer leches

>>149799381
My knees hurt just looking at catchers.

>>149805098
How can you say that when you post your ugly plastic aliens?

>>149801536
>>149801543
>>149801551
Goddamn the Giants' useless 2016 bullpen

>>149804964
marry

>>149805098
kill

i don't know why i thought dating men would be easier. it's all the same fucked up charade

cool story bro

the AL central shitters have cost the team this game

ITS CORBIN TIME

YOUR ALL-STAR MVP

this shit really should be USA v WORLD

>>149806478
how about 1st world vs 3rd world? USA+Japs vs Latinos

>>149806531
no that's gay

>>149806565
ur gay

Dave Roberts masterclass leading the NL to the win

>>149806431
that's an odd way to spell Shohei Ohtani

>>149806431
Ugly female

poodre shitter Morejon trying to make 6-0 the most dangerous lead

I slept through the all star game

>>149806719
listening on radio. sounds the same as every other asg.

panama webm bro, can you make a webm of the God Bless America singer at the all-star game starting to sing into a dead mic and getting it replaced? kthxbai :P

cubger legend Zach McKinstry

ouch!

>Poodres in charge of closing
lolol

We're back.

GENO

Geno gem

TRIPLE H

Imagine being a fan of an AL team. Lol. Lmao even

poodres trying to fuck up Dave's masterclass in game management

>AL Ties it
>Game ends in a draw

>suarez
this faggot is going to blow it

If the Dominican Republic had 200 million people, would there be a single American in the MLB?

>>149802362
Royals….

uhhhhh

>>149807573
>the

>poodres
get him out of there

>>149801560
health

erm gulp

Why do the Poodres keep falling for the Suarez? And why is Dave Roberts falling for it too? Is he a great conman?

>>149807548
damn, jennifer garner looks like THIS!???
*pants like a dog*

>>149802446
The fuck is on his blazer

What are y'all doing after the All Star Game?

For me it's pic related

Damn, that was nice piece of hitting. Can Diaz close it out?

Recker mindfucked manoah

>>149802446
I really hate that thing black women do with those tiny strands of hair on their forehead

Show the bobby whitt pic i bet it’s cute

>it's down to the Mets to save us
please god

holy crap whatta play

>>149805195
humminah Humminah HUMMINAH AWWWWOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAA

that's a web gem

>>149807639
Metsfag here, we’re fucked

OPEN YOUR EYES

>>149807617
fans who only care about their team's players who are out of the game already

>>149807654
Fuck my boricua ass

>Tatis 0-1, 1 K
>Machado 0-2, 2 K
>Morejon 0 IP 1 H 2 R 2 ER 1 BB Infinite ERA
>Suarez .1 IP 2 H 2 R 2 ER 27.00 ERA

why do the poodres hate their teammates so much bros

>>149798245 (OP)
Go nl

best asg in years

FUCK

TIE BALLGAME

Lmao Good man’s like “hey man I don’t speak Spanish”

Wouldn't have happened if you closed with Megill

oh no

LMAO

TIE GAME, BABY! /SP/EED NEVER SLUMPS

Classic Diass

THE NL BLEW IT! LOL METS!

JUST

NLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Kwan killed em

>>149807694
Retarded take

#RapeDaveRoberts

He blew it on purpose you tards. Everyone wants to see the Home Run derby extra innings

>>149807694
>>149807705
it's the shitty poodres pitcher's fault

Does this end in a tie?

why was the third baseman
with 2 outs…
in the 9th….
with a runner on third…
against a pure contact hitter…


playing on the OUTFIELD FUCKING GRASS????

seriously wtf was that man.

Roberts should have let Kersh throw 5 strong innings. these other shitters ain't cutting it.

Damn that chigga can run that was awesome

>>149807735
Home run derby

>poodres
>mest
faggot teams are blowing it

RANDY GOT ABS'd

pitching Suarez was a mistake

Diaz with the eagle eye

ABS is our new lord and savior.

Randy can't believe it.

this rules

>2poo
>Mococo
Your team fucking sucks

ABS IS SL FUCKING KINO

It was 6-0.

>>149807743
>kershit
>5 strong innings
kek!

>Poodres blew the lead
ffs

T-that didn't look a strike though...

trvth nvke

>>149807735
Only if the game is tied

>>149807748
>scores half your runs

>>149807735
yes it will end in a tie.

its not for home field advantage anymore, so both managers will almost certainly “call it” and end in a tie.

FAGGOT

>>149807789
sabotaged by poodre shitters

Baskin Roberts blew it kek

>shit ton of empty seats

gaylanta

>chapmeme walkoff to end the asg
kino loading up

MAKE PADRE AND DODGER PLAYERS FIGHT FOR ENTERTAINMENT

>>149807781
Ump bros we're getting fucked tonight... This can't be happening to us... Our umps are the stars not the players...

i have a rash on my mushroom head, bros. not sure where it came from.

scaley and dry

Where is the PRRRRRRRRRRTTTT poster?

>>149807819
u are going to die

No runner on 2nd?

We need Schwarbomba now more than ever

Spreads my ass cheeks WIDE

>>149807819
you're not supposed to rawdog hookers m8

Do they still nominate an MVP if there’s a tie

LET THE PITCHERS HIT

>>149807819
lemon juice will clear it up pretty quickly

>>149807815
It's 11 30 on a work night

>>149807812
by putting his trust on poodre and mest shitters

>>149807819
that is caused by sex with men

>>149807819
>mushroom head

lol.

Pirates legend Aroldis Chapman

>>149807832
Shit I’m retarded. I thought this was extra innings

>>149807840
>LET THE HITTERS PITCH

>>149807782
>reddit
go back to /pol/

>>149807843
Diaz got weak contact why did Baskin Dave Retard have the infield back?

>>149807782
>they didn't punish the south
Is he aware what political party the confederacy was made up of

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>149807853
REVERSE THEM BOTH FOR EXTRA INNINGS

>>149807782
go back

PRRRRRRRRRT

>>149807831

>>149807831

>>149807831

the big dumper is about to bring the AL to victory again

>>149807867
early

>human zone
a what now?

SWING OFF

>swing off
gay

>>149807859
>>149807864
Nigga the team isn't even playing

>>149803217
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, California

my wife went to a swing off

>>149807859
>>149807864
rent free in doyerpaco heads

>>149807890
>>149807667

>>149807859
>>149807864
based

>>149807901
ur mom's wife swung off in my ass last nite

LEL

AHHHH SAVE ME ABS SAVE ME

>>149807903
The game tying run was scored under Edwin so...

>>149807867
you big dumb idiot

Donovan you gotta run bro

XDDDD

KEK

PENALTY SHOOT OUT

>>149807819
Cancer

it's a swingoff

SWING OFF!!!!!!!!

Manfred is a terrorist

Rooker going for redemption

This was so obviously rigged. Bravo Manfred

Is this kino?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>>149807994
KEK! It's kino!!!!

>>149807993
check the news to see who we're dropping bombs on now

fucking poodres always fucking shit up

where can i watch a full replay of the game? i had sex today and forgot it was on

>>149808082
riding your dragon dildo doesn't count as having sex

>>149808082
It's not over yet

Clutch

SCHWARBOMBS

JUNIOR CIRCUIT SIT DOWN AHAHAHA

Hell of a game, schwarbro

Dave Roberts masterclass putting Schwarber in the derby

Boone sucks!

NL won that swingoff
gg AL cya next year

They're replacing MVP with Least Valuable Team and the award goes to......the Poodres kek

>>149807876
>>149807931
It was the game thread you dumb retards

>jazz 3-41
>schwarbomb 3-3
you cant make this shit up

that was riveting. I'm going to be awake all night jacked up on adrenaline.

I believe it is time to have seperate AL and NL gennies from here on out

Where's new?

>schwarber steals the MVP from fatlonso
LOL MEST

>>149808389
separate but equal

>>149808416
What breed of ogre/cave troll are you?

new
>>149808426
>>149808426
>>149808426
>>149808426
>>149808426
>>149808426

>>149808443
>>149808443
>>149808443

>>149803580
I love Clarkie bear.