He's the home run derby champ!
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>>149781732
this will be my first and only post in this cursed early thread
>>149798274if you don't reply to this post you are gay
what are we even doing here
I'm getting addicted to killing flies around my house. I love ambushing them when they're sitting behind the curtain and you can see their silhouette. It makes me feel like a Ninja spotting an enemy through a shoji door. Sometimes they'll get lodged in between the metal wires, and and I'll char them until they start falling apart then I'll bang them into the trash can.
>>149798305appears to be a photograph of a television set, likely taken with a cell phone if I had to guess.
Who's the homo fun derby champ?
>>149798293im back only to say im a jays fan not a braves fan
>>149798375well congrats on being a heterosexual liar you fucking piece of shit. never trust a leaf.
>>149798403Nothing I can't stand more than a straight
>>149798310you would be a terrible sadhu
Straight camps are gonna need some butch guards
>>149798305>A sudden death swing off like we used to do when people actually watched the HR Derby? No, that would be too entertaining! Let the nerds decide who wins
Judge confirms he will only play โa coupleโ more years, per YES network.
a couple usually means 2, so including the rest of this season, he will likely retire in 2027, though 2026 is not out of the question if he implied this year as well.
>>149798902kek what a giant retard. why would he say that when hes contracted to 2031 + optional 2032. thats 7 years from now
He has such a punchable face. Why does this guy have to be hitting homers like this. Give me Mark McGwire back.
>>149798902what he actually means is that he is going to force a trade to the Mets and he knows that the league doesn't want Mets in the ASG
>>149798961maybe if he was on roids he would look more your thing
>in B4 retards imply cal is on roids already
>>149798902That doesn't necessarily mean retirement, it could also be he isn't all-star worthy anymore so he's on break with 95% of the league.
>>149798902either hes predicting a major fall off to sub-all star level, or an early retirement. both seem unlikely so wtf did he mean by this
>>149798961CAN I CLEAN YE CHIMNEY SIR? ah phenotype
>>149798974He's still looks like a fat kid, only he has a beard now. The Bash Bros were Chads and baseball misses guys like them. Cal Raleigh ain't bringing in new fans, kek
>>149798986he's just trying to be humble I guess. Freddie says he loves getting picked as an all-star because you never know when it's going to be your last.
>>149798986By couple he probably meant 5-7. In which case he should have said few. He definitely didn't mean literally 2.
>>149799003>negative canthal tilt
>>149798902judge likely retiring in 2027 is a huge jump lol
THE SACRED LAUNCH ANGLE IS 33 DEGREES AS IS ALL THINGS SACRED
>>149798962WFAN would be so lit that day
>>149798961i wouldnt call that a punchable face at all. looks like a nice guy
>>149798961>He has such a punchable face
>>149799087Cal's face reminds me of a hard working plumber. Looks like the kind who would put in some extra work for free and not even tell the house owner they did it.
This is a pro cal rawlings board btw you fuckin mutts. He won da fuckin derby.
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>>149798991We hates new fans, simple as. Someone post the plushie faggot webm.
Why causes crapspie to have black tails?
>>149799190brownoids hate it when White people when the Home Run Derby for some reason
The heart and soul, pride and joy of Seattle Sports. America's Catcher. Cal Raleigh. :)
the guy who will hit 80 home runs... won the home run derby?
Mickey mouse charity trophy
>>149799087thats the vibe i've gotten from every interview i've seen with him. seems very humble and down to earth. he's just a small town boy that happened to hit the lotto, seems like he's kept himself pretty level. very much so a "we're a team and i'm just happy to do my part" kinda guy.
>>149799403DA NUMBAHS DON'T LIE BAAAYYYBEEEEEE
>>149799403I find it a bit tacky too, but let's not be rude. This is Dominican culture.
Judge is the clear MVP btw
>>149799439they couldn't keep their advertisement off the belt?
Mike Stanton is the real big dumper
reminder that Jizz could only hit THREE (3) homers
>>149799282Metsiners bond grows deeper by the day
>>149799509Donโt feel too bad for Jazz,
Manny Ramirez also hit just 3 home runs in the first round of the Home Run Derby in 1995, as did Ken Griffey Jr. in 1997 and David Ortiz in 2004.
>>149799560That stadium will be all Yankees fans
>>149799509How many can you hit?
>>149799403how did they determine this? And why do they say so many digits, the first one showed Raleigh's was longer
>>149799676It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T, in which G, gravity, of course remains a constant
>>149799676They had to prove it wasn't rigged but they ended up proving it was rigged.
Well done AL East. However....
>>149799543There were significantly less home runs when the derby used the outs format. Since the format change from outs to timer, the least amount of home runs in a round was 7 by Robinson Cano in 2016 until last night. Only hitting 3 in this format should bring generational shame.
>>149799724>gravity, of course remains a constantDid they not take into account local gravitational anomaly or the tidal effects of the moon, sun, and other celestial bodies? Starting to think Rooker was robbed...
>>149799509>>149799705>>149799737Jazz is a 140 wRC+ player with elite defense
Beating an injured negro leaguer is like winning the world series to marinkeks
>>149799724Was it simply physics when MLB staff told Rooker to take a couple practice swings, thus removing 2 pitches from his basket? He ended up only getting 38 balls thrown with 5 seconds left. Shit was clearly rigged for Cal.
>>149799585It might be in the Yankees fans' interest to root for the Rays if they were to face each other. The level of humiliation if they get eliminated in Tampa that way could finally drive Hal to kill himself. Heโs been seething enough all season about this arrangement.
>>149799638bold prediction anon
Stowers wins MVP with go ahead homer in the 8th
Its the MLB agenda to advance the leader in HRs, with family pitching and catching. โโโHis HR was 1 inch furtherโโโ; ok buddy it should have been a 3 out swing off.
Hololive at the MLB All Star Game 2026.
>>149799828Maybe Rooker shoulda hit more dingers in actual ballgames then.
>>149799769Yeah but how did he do in the HR Derby?
Skenes gonna clean you fuckers up
>>149799403I feel bad but not that bad.
>>149799828Feel bad for the guy. You could see it on her face every time they panned to his wife that they really wanted that money.
>>149799828Meh, it's a consolation trophy for when he inevitably fails to secure AL MVP.
>Former MLB pitcher Dan Serafini was found guilty of first-degree murder in the 2021 shooting that claimed the life of his father-in-law and left his mother-in-law injured.
Wtf was his problem?
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>>149800026>Wtf was his problem?
>>149799828>>149799872More like Brent Pawner
>>149800036>Chinatrust Whales
>>149800026>14M career earnings>makes a shit load of bad investments and drops to a 2.5M net worth>$300,000 in debt but still making $400,000 annually >throws it all away to kill his father-in-law, and causes his mother-in-law to commit suicideYou really can have it all and just throw it away like a dumbass.
>>149800026>Shit@lian dark aryancel
>>149799560My jumbo shrimp :)
>>149798902self-deprecating joke
move on
>>149799560>rays eliminating the yankees in their own airbnbI need this
>>149799509He joins a very long and distinguished list of all-time greats that hit even less Home runs than him, including Griffey, Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, and dozens of others!
>>149800036>Chinatrust Whales
Ohtani loves the Padres, still joking around with them a month later
Iโll be honest, at the rate we are going with players going down, the Ms are going to catch us. The past 2 series were prime examples of attrition finally catching up to us. Now Jake Meyers is confirmed to be out 3+ weeks. We may be cooked even more than last season.
woe
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>>149800773we're gonna get fucking swept
>>149800864Cubgers get that bye
>>149800952>Cubgers get that byeYep
>>149798961>Haha guys he has a big butt hahaha.Can't wait until the steroid test finally catch him
>>149801039Wrong, just look at this note from Dr. Gilbert.
>>149801039I don't even care about the roids. I just want people to acknowledge that Stanton aka Faggy Mike has a better ass than that Heroiners player.
Which /mlb/ club is the most reddit?
dodgers world series ese we the best we already won
>>149801039Recker mogs him
>>149801108Probably dodgers/yankees/sox
Red Carpet Show
https://www.mlb.com/video/live-all-star-red-carpet-show-168655
Why do they call him Big Dumper?
>>149801215mariners legend jarred kelenic
paul's completely spacing out during this interview on mlb network
>>149800773>this is the century the mariners win the west>this is the decade the mariners win the west>this is the year the mariners win the west--YOU ARE HERE--
>this is the month the mariners win the west>this is the week the mariners win the west>this is the day the mariners win the west>this is the hour the mariners win the west>this is the minute the mariners win the west>this is the second the mariners win the west>this is the millisecond the mariners win the west>this is the microsecond the mariners win the west>this is the nanosecond the mariners win the west>this is the picosecond the mariners win the west>this is the femtosecond the mariners win the west>this is the attosecond the mariners win the west>this is the zeptosecond the mariners win the west
>>149801273This really speeds up near the bottom how do you plan to update it?
>>149801320I'm sure it won't be a problem.
I usually just ignore every mariners post I see in the genny but I started reading them yesterday
>>149801320quantum computing
>>149801108Seattle Mariners
>>149801342I STILL DON'T UNLESS IT'S ICHIRO AND RANDY JOHNSON HIGHLIGHTS
Who has the power in this relationship?
>>149801108braves because they're the team for the most reddit addicted city: eglin afb
>>149801439Yankee legends
>>149801433clearly not the man who can't afford an attendant girl for his bitch
>>149801039why the focus on this dude's butt
HEY UMPIES! FIVE HOURS UNTIL YOU DIE!
>>149801433green line test says it's Skenes.
>>149801504All the whites growing up have to be gay. Toids dying out
>>149801519NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUBS are NOT reddit and you know it, take it back
>>149801461randy johnson will always primarily be a giant because thats what he is in real life
>>149801534>lovable losers>not reddit
>>149801433why doesn't she have tits?
>>149801536he's from the bay and I watched him win #300 in orange and black so that means he's ours as much as anybody's
>>149801108reddit chads theyre thinking about us again
>(Japanese) What can I get you
>>149801560I'll take one large glass of sperm please
>>149801545gymnastics will do that to you
>>149801560gimme 8 Fab Diets, no ice
At least 2poo and Mococo can look forward to the return of the Super Chargers in September once the Padres screw themselves out of the playoffs.
>>149801561whats tetas precious
>>149801582when did football become so cringe? I have the ick looking at all the stuff and news coming from it.
>>149801572shes got those real flabby boobs. fun to play with but they dont last long.
>>149801582more like >super chokers KEK
>yankees star player and face of the MLB aaron judge is scared of the catcher from the mariners
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>>149801560My boyfriend and I will share a large milkshake. Thank you.
>>149801560Can I get uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>149801681In rally games driving in straight line is impossible with some cars. It's fucked if you can't go full throttle.
>kikuchi's wife
my ace hit the jackpot
I got a baseball stuck up my ass last night in all the excitement and I still can't get it out
>>149801778point at this guy and laugh
>>149801560can I get more than 3 home runs plz
>>149801787hold still berdbro i'll push it out thru your throat
AL logo mogs the NL logo, btw
>>149801821you take that back
Where is >le 740m 22 year old man?
>MLB can calculate the distance of a home run to the ten billionth of a foot to get Cal Raleigh to move on in the Home Run Derby
>MLB can't calculate if a ball touches the strike zone or of a batter's check swing went all the way around without ump's discretion
>>149801778damn she is fine
>>149801843you mean 765 + tip
I mean itโs kind of bullshit that a random light breeze, not even a gust of wind, could have decided the outcome. Yeah you can measure the launch angle and bat speed and all that gay horse shit but really? 10 decimal places worth of โdataโ?
>>149801560gimme a uh... hmburer, fries, and a Coca-Cola
>>149801878https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI6V6VD56n8
>>149801846>or of a batter's check swing went all the way aroundthat's literally a discretionary call that can't be calculated, by its current definition
>>149801899What factors do umps factor other than breaking the plane? Is it one of those things where they're afraid to list them because they're afraid players will find ways to exploit them?
>>149801935>breaking the planelmao you can't be serious
>MLB's biggest cash cow
>Don't invite them to be a part of the All-Star Game festivities
>>149802028no one in their right mind wants to be cursed
>>149801943I can't ask a serious question? I know announcers are the ones doing that.
>>149802105the same announcers that call every automatic double a "ground-rule double"? yeah, those guys sure are experts on the rules of baseball. "breaking the plane" is a meme and is completely irrelevant in the distinction between a checked swing and a full swing
>>149802157If you can, please answer the question instead of focusing on what I'm not asking. I'm asking seriously.
>>149801935a strike is what we say it is
>>149800026>Former MLB pitcher Dan Serafini was found guilty of first-degree murder in the 2021 shooting that claimed the life of his father-in-law and left his mother-in-law injured.>The victims in the June 5, 2021, attack were Robert Gary Spohr, 70, who was found dead in a home in North Lake Tahoe, California, from a single gunshot. Also shot was his wife, Wendy Wood, then 68. She recovered from the injures but died by suicide one year later. The family cited the trauma of the attack as the reason for her death.>Prosecutors said the fatal incident involved a $1.3 million ranch renovation project and presented text message evidence of the escalation of the disagreement and premeditation prior to the shooting. One text message sent prior to the attack read, "I'm going to kill them one day.">Serafini, 51, and 33-year-old Samantha Scott were charged as co-defendants last year. In February, Scott pleaded guilty to an accessory charge and during the trial was introduced as a close friend of one of the Spohrs' daughters, Erin. Erin was married to Serafini and testified that they had an open marriage and was aware that Scott was romantically involved with her husband.>Erin Spohr testified that she did not believe Serafini murdered her father or shot her mother.>Video surveillance from the home and surrounding area showed a man wearing a hood, face covering and a backpack walking to the Spohrs' home before the homicide. Evidence presented at the trial alleged Serafini was in the home nearly three hours before the attack.Wild stuff
Rayโs Secret Chicken Sauce mogs
AI Overview: The primary method used by MLB to rig games is the illegitimate calling of checked swings.
projected standings at the all star break
Just 3 months to the playoffs!
Compare and contrast Reckerโs and Cal Raleighโs buttocks.
>>149802404Cool guy mcfly!
>>149802404i would like to have sex with the woman in the red dress if you get my drift
>>149802419is his son crying because he has to wear that stupid fucking shirt in public?
>>149802419Fix the wife's nose
Learn not to dress like a tool
Castrate the boys
>>149802229I remember him but wished I had paid more attention to him now. why not just wait for them to die of natural causes? you're in an open relationship so you're getting laid without having to sneak around. you're not living hand to mouth. what a retard.
If I was still a NEETchad I would hit the โchives and make a big collage of all the posties doubting my team
what's with ballplayers and marrying roasties?
>>149802510Theyโre simpleton knuckle-dragging apes.
>>149802492too much work and only 4 people might read it
>>149802492>implying neets know how to do that
Ball players have the worst taste in women jesus christ
>>149802525Iโm at least going to post a compilation of this
>>149802362 retardation. Made a reminder on my calendar
where can i watch the game?
I have a day off and have nothing better to do but I don't have cable and my antenna can't get the Fox affiliate channel in my area.
There are only 10 legitimate superstars in MLB, and if theyโre not on this list, they donโt matter.
1. Shohei Ohtani
2. Mookie Betts
3. Freddie Freeman
4. Cody Bellinger
5. Will Smith
6. Tyler Glasnow
7. Dansby Swanson
8. Seiya Suzuki
9. Justin Steele
10. Shota Imanaga
>>149802536that's lowkey become one of my favorite troll posts. I respect the dedication and the knockoff fg aesthetic adds a nice touch.
>>149802564>no PCA>no funky muncyneeds some work
>>149802555sportsurge dot net should have several streams that will have it
>>149802564Dansby is the most disrespected player in baseball. A good litmus test to see if someone can think for themselves or theyโre just a Reddit clone that would have been a defendant in the Nuremberg trials
>>149802434Nice of him to bring his mom.
>>149802564Kids and international fans love PCA
>>149802591that place still works? I stopped using them a long time ago and even now it's showing up as nothing is on.
>>149802555You might want to get a better antenna, the World Series is on Foxโฆ.
>>149802608worked for me about a month ago but it looks like it's down right now. mlbwebcast dot com is working.
funny that a catcher might hit 60 homers, but no one cares because it's the mariners
>>149802578Muncy is a veteran. I can't believe the Dodgers kept him and made him better.
>>149802564is bellinger really still good?
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Mets
>>149802564>no Kirkcasual
>>149802700good power, excellent strike zone judgement and a patient approach at the plate. they've extended him twice and that's taken the stress of future uncertainty out of his mind and allowed him to focus on what he does best. not sure what the team has done for him with data to help him also but he's just a solid professional.
>>149802708Yeah heโs been the 3rd best player on the Yankees this year, behind only Judge and Fried
Power couple just arrived.
>Cal Raleigh's girl is a former softball girl
those genes are going to create a dumper bigger than anyone has ever seen
>>149802773he's recovering well, seems like
>>149802229low impulse control 'toid
ball players need better taste in women
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>>149802564Elly is top 5 at least
>>149802871i think that koream girl is pretty.
athletes seem to find a mid-looking wife who they can trust
RAFAEL PALMEIRO DESERVES TO BE INDUCTED INTO COOPERSTOWN.
>Sorry goy it's not gonna be on mlbtv
Might not be watching this but I will derail with off topic false flags
>>149802976had a nasty thunderclap here about 20 minutes ago that scared tf out of me and the dogs
>>149802564>Tyler glasnow HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hold on let me laugh even harder HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>149802564He's right, you know.
>>149802564Cubspie mindfucked the doggie doos kek
>>149803053FUCK THE YANKEES
>>149803035bitch he the best dawg
>>149803035It ainโt that funny. Heโs a radar slut that likes to choke on cock
There are only 10 legitimate faggots in MLB, and if theyโre not on this list, they donโt matter.
1. Sogay Ohtranny
2. Dookie Butts
3. Freddie Faggotman
4. Blowdy Smellinger
5. Gay Faggot cuck rapper from the 90s
6. Guyler Assplow
7. Mansby Johnson
8. Gaya Suspoopy
9. Bustin Feels
10. Shota Gayassnigga
no but seriously why did will smiths parents name their white son after a famous black actor?
Is his name really Sogay Ohtranny
>>149803143why Black Will Smith got that cave man ass yakubian slave name?
Do you guys like bases or balls more?
>Former Dodgers pitcher Julio Urias is set to be reinstated by MLB this week.
>His agent, Scott Boras, says he has options in free agency.
Julio Urias, welcome to _____
>>149803217The El Paso Chihuahuas
YOUR metropolitan all-stars
i hate california so much its unreal
>All star game starter
>4-8 W-L
What happened to the game I love
>>149803347who's more zesty... mookie betts or francisco lindor?
>>149803347its fucked up you cant buy jerseys with sleeve patches anymore
wins should go to the most effective pitcher, losses should go to the least effective pitcher
it's not the pitcher's fault if his offense can't score while he's on the mound, and why should a pitcher take the L if he gives up the losing run but an earlier pitcher gave up 5 runs to put the team in a position to lose
>>149798590big cans of peanut butter
>>149803347The Mets are lovable. Theyโll never win anything of note but they have fun players
>>149803397elites and authentics have them
>>149803458should need to pay $250+ for a patch
>>149803428W-L is a useless pitching stat
>Red Sox shave off 300 mil offloading Devers
>Out of nowhere Liverpool are immediately willing to spunk 400 mil on transfers in a single window
Wow how very not suspicious
>>149803494What the hell are transfers
>>149803494>fenway group>jewsgot it
>>149803523clark mogging everyone ngl
>>149803523why is Frisco's mascot a gray rat?
>>149803494huh never knew they had the same owners
>>149803488weird how all these guys also have the best "meaningful" stats
>>149803494Their finances are not tied in any way. Thatโs been debunked
>>149803581it was supposed to be harvey milk but they thought the gay part was a little too on the nose so they changed it at the last minute
Canโt believe the NL is gonna throw so multiple entries can get his participation trophy
>>149803642just another Dave Roberts masterclass
Does this mean anything? Does the winner get WS home advantage?
>>149803649I TOLD YOU DODGERS WERE LOSING ON PURPOSE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES
>>149802533kikuchi's wife is pretty fine
Iโve never watched an MLB all star game before. Is it really good cuz everyoneโs good or is it really boring because everyoneโs good and itโs like an unstoppable force vs an immovable object
>>149803702What else are you gonna do? Too busy to check it out and see for yourself? C'mon man
>>149803523dbags mascot looking like a 70s pimp
>>149803523why isn't the dback mascot a snek?
>>149803683probably the only decent broad at this whole event
>>149803523ummmm.... mr and mrs met??
>>149803702both of those descriptions describe really good games
>>149803709No im gonna watch it, Iโm just wondering what Iโm in for. Starting a conversation, that sorta thing
>>149803702its very boring because it doesnt matter and sports "stars" arent interesting in the world of free agency and interleague play and podcasts and social media
>>149803740Their bull was waiting.
>>149803741Actually thatโs a good point
>>149803523>No Jaysthe fix is in
>>149803702It's the best all star game, which isn't saying much because every other all star game is shit especially in the nba
>>149803683>mlb all star red carpetsurely this will save our dead sport
>>149803749and zoomers and marvel movies and unskippable ads and trannies and woke culture and $6 gas and my feet hurt
>>149803756Had that exact yak bak as a kid
Chihuahuas run this sport
>>149803715because the original name of Chase Field was Bank One Ballpark (BOB) so they made the mascot a bobcat
>>149802555You need rabbit ears.
>>149803683looks like some bar hostess in shinjuku. mamiko's much better.
>>149804964I wanted to ask you. Would you have dated or at least had sex with a white woman if one was into you?
>>149804964this one is ugly with a rectangular man body, yuck
>>149805098keep seething that Japs raped all your korean women and destroyed the culture beyond repair
>>149799381My knees hurt just looking at catchers.
>>149805098How can you say that when you post your ugly plastic aliens?
>>149801536>>149801543>>149801551Goddamn the Giants' useless 2016 bullpen
i don't know why i thought dating men would be easier. it's all the same fucked up charade
the AL central shitters have cost the team this game
this shit really should be USA v WORLD
>>149806478how about 1st world vs 3rd world? USA+Japs vs Latinos
Dave Roberts masterclass leading the NL to the win
>>149806431that's an odd way to spell Shohei Ohtani
poodre shitter Morejon trying to make 6-0 the most dangerous lead
I slept through the all star game
>>149806719listening on radio. sounds the same as every other asg.
panama webm bro, can you make a webm of the God Bless America singer at the all-star game starting to sing into a dead mic and getting it replaced? kthxbai :P
cubger legend Zach McKinstry
>Poodres in charge of closing
lolol
Imagine being a fan of an AL team. Lol. Lmao even
poodres trying to fuck up Dave's masterclass in game management
>AL Ties it
>Game ends in a draw
>suarez
this faggot is going to blow it
If the Dominican Republic had 200 million people, would there be a single American in the MLB?
>poodres
get him out of there
Why do the Poodres keep falling for the Suarez? And why is Dave Roberts falling for it too? Is he a great conman?
>>149807548damn, jennifer garner looks like THIS!???
*pants like a dog*
>>149802446The fuck is on his blazer
What are y'all doing after the All Star Game?
For me it's pic related
Damn, that was nice piece of hitting. Can Diaz close it out?
>>149802446I really hate that thing black women do with those tiny strands of hair on their forehead
>over half empty seats in the 9th inning of a one-run All Star game
Show the bobby whitt pic i bet itโs cute
>it's down to the Mets to save us
please god
>>149805195humminah Humminah HUMMINAH AWWWWOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAA
>>149807639Metsfag here, weโre fucked
>>149807617fans who only care about their team's players who are out of the game already
>>149807654Fuck my boricua ass
>Tatis 0-1, 1 K
>Machado 0-2, 2 K
>Morejon 0 IP 1 H 2 R 2 ER 1 BB Infinite ERA
>Suarez .1 IP 2 H 2 R 2 ER 27.00 ERA
why do the poodres hate their teammates so much bros
Lmao Good manโs like โhey man I donโt speak Spanishโ
Wouldn't have happened if you closed with Megill
TIE GAME, BABY! /SP/EED NEVER SLUMPS
THE NL BLEW IT! LOL METS!
He blew it on purpose you tards. Everyone wants to see the Home Run derby extra innings
>>149807694>>149807705it's the shitty poodres pitcher's fault
why was the third baseman
with 2 outsโฆ
in the 9thโฆ.
with a runner on thirdโฆ
against a pure contact hitterโฆ
playing on the OUTFIELD FUCKING GRASS????
seriously wtf was that man.
Roberts should have let Kersh throw 5 strong innings. these other shitters ain't cutting it.
Damn that chigga can run that was awesome
>>149807735Home run derby
>poodres
>mest
faggot teams are blowing it
pitching Suarez was a mistake
ABS is our new lord and savior.
>2poo
>Mococo
Your team fucking sucks
>>149807743>kershit>5 strong inningskek!
>Poodres blew the lead
ffs
T-that didn't look a strike though...
>>149807735Only if the game is tied
>>149807748>scores half your runs
>>149807735yes it will end in a tie.
its not for home field advantage anymore, so both managers will almost certainly โcall itโ and end in a tie.
>>149807789sabotaged by poodre shitters
Baskin Roberts blew it kek
>shit ton of empty seats
gaylanta
>chapmeme walkoff to end the asg
kino loading up
MAKE PADRE AND DODGER PLAYERS FIGHT FOR ENTERTAINMENT
>>149807781Ump bros we're getting fucked tonight... This can't be happening to us... Our umps are the stars not the players...
i have a rash on my mushroom head, bros. not sure where it came from.
scaley and dry
Where is the PRRRRRRRRRRTTTT poster?
>>149807819u are going to die
We need Schwarbomba now more than ever
Spreads my ass cheeks WIDE
>>149807819you're not supposed to rawdog hookers m8
Do they still nominate an MVP if thereโs a tie
>>149807819lemon juice will clear it up pretty quickly
>>149807815It's 11 30 on a work night
>>149807812by putting his trust on poodre and mest shitters
>>149807819that is caused by sex with men
>>149807819>mushroom headlol.
Pirates legend Aroldis Chapman
>>149807832Shit Iโm retarded. I thought this was extra innings
>>149807840>LET THE HITTERS PITCH
>>149807782>redditgo back to /pol/
>>149807843Diaz got weak contact why did Baskin Dave Retard have the infield back?
>>149807782>they didn't punish the southIs he aware what political party the confederacy was made up of
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>149807853REVERSE THEM BOTH FOR EXTRA INNINGS
the big dumper is about to bring the AL to victory again
>>149807859>>149807864Nigga the team isn't even playing
>>149803217Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, California
my wife went to a swing off
>>149807859>>149807864rent free in doyerpaco heads
>>149807901ur mom's wife swung off in my ass last nite
AHHHH SAVE ME ABS SAVE ME
>>149807903The game tying run was scored under Edwin so...
>>149807867you big dumb idiot
Donovan you gotta run bro
Rooker going for redemption
This was so obviously rigged. Bravo Manfred
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>149807994KEK! It's kino!!!!
>>149807993check the news to see who we're dropping bombs on now
fucking poodres always fucking shit up
where can i watch a full replay of the game? i had sex today and forgot it was on
>>149808082riding your dragon dildo doesn't count as having sex
>>149808082It's not over yet
JUNIOR CIRCUIT SIT DOWN AHAHAHA
Hell of a game, schwarbro
Dave Roberts masterclass putting Schwarber in the derby
NL won that swingoff
gg AL cya next year
They're replacing MVP with Least Valuable Team and the award goes to......the Poodres kek
>>149807876>>149807931It was the game thread you dumb retards
>jazz 3-41
>schwarbomb 3-3
you cant make this shit up
that was riveting. I'm going to be awake all night jacked up on adrenaline.
I believe it is time to have seperate AL and NL gennies from here on out
>schwarber steals the MVP from fatlonso
LOL MEST
>>149808389separate but equal
>>149808416What breed of ogre/cave troll are you?
>>149803580I love Clarkie bear.