Thread 149808426

NL wins the All Star game, Schwarber wins ASG MVP

Mariners

doyers

mets

Phillies saved the mests ass

Okay now what

>>149808443
>>149808443
>>149808443
>>149808443
god dammit every time, recycle later

the real winners are the dodgers ese

>This concludes this year's Summer Classic

Rate it

big dumpah owns ya

Vladdy and Kirk didn't disappoint

Sneks

helluva post, Schwarbro

The MilkMan Cometh!

>>149808476
lets see her penis please

you ever seen mark prior in his uniform?

>>149808426 (OP)
Bro I loved that ending but it wasn’t even close to the hype potential. Please make hr derby the extra innings for the World Baseball Classic, it would rival World Cup penalty shootouts!

where can i watch a full replay of the game

>>149808462
Mets won that game tho, now lets all hit the doink together and laugh at the AL HAHAHA

the game ended a tie, btw
the nl didn't "win" anything

So we all agree this was by far the best all star game in sports this year right?

best all star game I've seen tbphwyfampai

>>149808503
now that i think about it he's always in a hoodie
also lmao he got joe kelly's old number

>>149808521
yes but the international hockey thing was kino too

>>149808519
you LOST
AL LOST
CANADA LOST
HAHAHAH CANADA LMAO KWAB LOLOLOL

>>149808515
Schwarber is such a legend, I feel joy watching him play baseball, like a kid again

>>149808515
didn't know Dino was the pitcher

>>149808462
Phillyers won that game

>>149808530
Hell yeah it was

>>149808519
>cucknadian

>>149808473
No

whos gonna win the Geno sweepstakes?

DAAAAAAA JANKEES (aaron boone) LOSE

>>149808513
>where has the black baseball player gone
20 years later, same question

Normally the ASG is kind of a Mickey Mouse trophy, but this one was more like Mackey Moose.

Canada lost that game

Holy shit A-Rod looks positively microwaved. Set a timer next time you go in the tanning bed.

>>149808521
it always is

>>149808519
shut up canada you havent won a stanley cup in 32 years or some shit

>>149808556
They're here, they just have spanish last names

If anyone wants Suarez, teach him new pitches that isn't fastball or change up. He's good, I swear. Besides, Edwin couldn't finish the job, so blame da mets.

>>149808473
there isn't any baseball for three days, that thread will be pruned overnight

Midseason FOX WS predictions
>Arod: Yankees defeat Dodgers
>Papi: Redsox defeat Dodgers
>Jeter: Yankees defeat Cubs
Thoughts?

Do people like Papi as a media guy? His schtick gets old

>>149808583
Run was charged to Suarez dummy. Diaz did his job and got weak contact.

>>149808593
Awful

>>149808594
he always sucked

27 rings! All of you!

>>149808583
poodre posters have formally been relegating to bananaball threads

>>149808519
Fuck you, that monkey Vladdy left the game early and wasn't apart of the extras derby as a result

new merch just dropped

>>149808593
All homer picks by the crew

>>149808606
did she piss on it at all? this significantly affects its value

>>149808606
It comes with its own jar, nice

>>149808593
the AL bias is insane here considering they lost

>>149808597
plus ESPN didn't credit anyone with a win, but it should be Diaz

>>149808604
I could go for a banana bread right now.....

>>149808594
he's baseball's version of Charles Barkley but never funny or interesting

>>149808556
meanwhile

BUT I DID HIT A GUY

Judge, Raleigh, Stanton
Vs
Ohtani, Schwarber, Alonso
Make it happen, Manfred
Swing off 30 mins before the AS Game.
3 swings

>>149808594
I love Papi

>>149808626
creepy af

>>149808583
You've been trying to swindle mitch garver this whole time you are a BAD ACTOR.

>>149808626
I actually remember that guy because he had a 12387382 era for the cubs and i was like WHERE'S YOUR CHERUBINI CUBS FANS

>>149808606
Fake as fuck, her signature looks nothing like that

legendary home runs and .906 OPS in the post season. kill Ricketts

>>149808628
give sox girlfriend

>>149808640
how does one get a jewish gf like this?

>>149808617
Definitely intentional

you people need to stop worshipping used up, ugly, old celebs in general

>>149808652
Bait for more posts

>>149808649
She's not Jewish. She grew up catholic, she even wanted to be a nun at some point.

livvy mogs anne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxHQEENEWJo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PCnR7t_Xhc

>>149808621
chuck it in a sandwich press to crisp it up a bit then slather some butter on it and then fwuuuaarrkkkk yummys in your tummy

>>149808640
There’s a pic of her signing it right there

good job kyle

>>149808662
>t.

>>149808640
writing on a sphere isn't easy if you aren't experienced

I saved all the Anne pics for later ;)

>>149808672
youre god damn right

>>149808680
I don't like that implication.

>>149808674
that's never even once occurred to me. what made you think of that?

>>149808668
0-2 with 3 HR respect ya schwarbs....

>>149808658
don't ruin this for me buddy

>>149808694
It's funny that this interviewer grew up to be a big wrestling reporter and this is still what's he's most known for.

>>149808688
im just a quirky guy that thinks outside the box!

>>149808694
never found her attractive tho I like Cate Blanchett and Tilda Swinton

>>149808716
Tilda Swinton?

>>149808593
it's actually going to be asterisks over cubs, but no one is ready to have that conversation (including me)

>>149808712
that answer just cancelled out any enigmatic points you may have accrued from earlier

>>149808723
yes, tilda swinton in her 20s and 30s was hotter than the fucking sun

i forgot about her till right now but Jennifer Connolly mogs

>>149808716
Are you a lesbian? Those are very lesbian answers

>>149808736
Yea I know just been a running gag on Conan for decades that he looks like her

>>149808735
I-I didnt know what to say... :(

>>149808743
I like strong subversive intelligent women, and they strike me as that type

>>149808736
>>149808747
she's good in michael clayton

>>149808749
You redeemed yourself in my eyes be being a Connelly patrician

>>149808716
>Tilda Swinton
wait youre telling me this isn't La Roux?
also absolutely grim tastes anon

>>149808740
a much better woman than Bland fucking Shataway haha
she is fucking hot

>>149808755
Connelly didn't age as well as Anne

>>149808755
not to get Freudian but both jennys have similar features to my mumza

>>149808740
check out the Hot Spot from 1990 if you already haven't. about Dennis Hopper film with Jennifer Connely and Virgina Madsen

>>149808764
Feel free to kill yourself at any time

>>149808768
Anon she’s 12 years older than Anne Hathaway

>>149808773
I do not care for Dennis Hopper

>>149808756
she's attractive with better hair styles but it's the confidence to rock a bald dome and whatever you want to call that shit that I find sexy.

>>149808776
Yeah and comparatively she hasn't aged as well. Anne is super autistic about staying out of the sun and taking care of her skin. It's why she looks so good.
In 12 years she'll look better than Jennifer does right now

Fuck the mets
Schwarber wins again
Chase Utley is still based

>>149808781
BULLSHIT!!

After the all star game mlb went to talking about celebrities looks like catty women. I hate being one of the only normie chads here

>>149808781
not a fan per se either but it's an interesting movie. Don Johnson was in it as well and the nudity is a plus.

Jennifer Garner > Jenifer Connelly.
Connelly was hot when she was younger, but Garner is hot right now

>>149808774
you seem upset

>>149808773
based knower

>>149808752
So yes? How many times have you watched Carol?

>>149808804
I liked the film but enjoyed the book much more

>>149808799
I'm chilling. I'll probably go rewatch The Devil Wears Prada after this.

>>149808804
never. most of my film knowledge is muscle memory. I haven't watched many films in the last decade plus.

Personally, I think the French need to start playing baseball

>>149808788
>Phillies only all star
>0-2
Kek

>>149808808
I hope you enjoy it friend x

>>149808807
That sounded like I didn't like the movie. I honestly love Carol, it's really good.
I haven't read the book though.

>>149808791
At least the mest bugposter tries to make his shitposts relevent to baseball

>>149808796
im not a fan of tranny shoulders personally

>>149808816
All star game MVP Schwarber to you. Lower that tone, kid

>>149808813
I'd recommend it, Cate Blanchett was phenomenal in it.

>>149808788
Mets won that all-star game

>>149808815
she has aged really well among bond girls

>>149808824
hoosier

>>149808817
Thanks, I will!

>>149808826
All Star Break

>>149808823
Yea it's a beautifully filmed movie too. Really good aesthetic to it. If you enjoyed the film you'd like the book. It's not long maybe ~ 300 pages but it's really well written and makes you care a lot about them and their relationship. The novel is called The Price of Salt Though in case you were looking for it.

>>149808829
I'll add it to the queue on the chance I get into one of my binge moods. I appreciate it.

I didn’t know that all the starters go home after they get pulled

>>149808844
Yeah it's been on my to read list for a while, maybe I'll get around to it during the break.

>>149808828
>won the inaugural meme off

I hope Miz hurt his elbow tonight. Because I’m a cardinals fan and I’m gay

>>149808826
Jennifer Garner was in a commercial that reference A League of their Own.
Boom it's relevant.

>>149808863
faggot

>>149808864
Omg her hair is like SO tacky.

>>149808826
yeah, nah. his posts are akin to any of these ending with go whatever team. all he cares about are the bugs.

go whatever team!

>>149808827
It’s giving CrossFit instructor out on a date

How do I get a job in Baseball?

>>149808827
tough pic for her this one

>>149808864
Now talk about the movie

I have never seen A League of their Own.

>>149808830
>>149808857
Schwarber won the all star game. That's why he's the MVP lmao.

>>149808694
She took a shit and clogged the mother toilet

>>149808877
Data Scientist. I'm not talking an analyst, anybody can do those but legit Data Scientists are really sought after in like every industry.

>>149808874
>it’s giving
a real life drag queen on my /mlb/?

>>149808880
It was a good movie, probably like my 4th or 5th favorite Tom Hanks movie.
I never got around to watching the show though. I watched the first like 10 minutes then had to go do something and forgot about it. Then I cancelled my amazon prime subscription a little while later.

>>149808877
What's wrong with her eyes?

>>149808891
Small focal length camera that she's got her face right up against. Notice how her face warps in bizarre ways revealing the inner demon as she moves back and forth.

>>149808874
crossfit has counteracted all the good ozempic is doing in the world :(

>>149808903
Are people big and fat in australia as well? I assume they are

I think we need to seriously consider my theory that the LA Jpop and NY Kpop posters are actually bored and feuding Asian pop stars.

>Give up 4 bombs in 2 ABs.
>Be the winning pitcher
Explain this, /mlb/

>>149808910
Don’t think so. Go to /mu/ and look at the kpop threads, these people are goners

>>149808918
That’s why they post here.
Think about it.

>>149808907

i hope whoever specifically made a tinkywinky for me is having a great day

>>149808513
>>149808503
I remember when he was drafted and one of his biggest selling points was "Injury proof mechanics"

>>149808907
This is /mlb/

Frens :)

>>149808513
Soul.

>>149808918
still not as bad as opie & anthony posters

>>149808929
Let’s frenly this up a bit

Where is Rinsinatti aka Rinspie?

>>149808936
what a random pull kek

>>149808519
Nazarene, you have won...nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv8eBWV0Lb4

did anon ever watch 13th warrior or what?

>>149808939
fat fuck!

>>149808939
Still has not thrown a pitch since the mindfucking…

>>149808965
Legitimately incredible

>>149808938
saved

>>149808816
>>149808857
Can blame the NL pitchers for blowing 6-0 lead. Schwarber undid their damage.

>>149808907
only oldcums remember the central broship

Chances to win are precious. Tomorrow isn’t promised. You have gotta go for it! Goodnight /mleeb/

>>149808965
He threw SOME pitches, they just all ended up over the wall

>>149808908
sorry was in a meeting
nah everyone's fucking tiny over here
women are all gorgeous too (but theyre cunts)

>>149808877
this is actually terrifying what the fuck

>>149808988
Blaming Diaz is silly considering he got the weak contact needed to end the game, then got the strikeout and ABS challenge to send it to the 9th still tied, with the winning run in scoring position.

>>149808918
meant gooners haha

If I was managin' da AL it wouldna gone down like it did.

Which players are goners and which are gooners?

>sends fucking Aranda to be the anchor for the swingoff
Who the fuck made that decision? Could we send Smudge or Dumpy up there instead of the Rays value player?

>>149809090
just reminded me of that guy that got caught jacking it in a parking lot. I wonder if he's still in the league.

>>149809090
>goner
pete rose
>gooner
hideki matsui

>>149809132
I'm calling for boone's head, ownership can't just let this slide.

>The only coach worse than roberts is boone
Man what a load of shit

>>149809150
does he always look like that?

>>149809163
it's more common than you think :(

based Dave Roberts masterclass in game management still got the also ran troonz seething

Misiorowski sus

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMGuyvivyp4/
sorry for posting this

>>149808476
Good ending

>>149809236
Based Mizzy

>>149809236
everyone I knew played silver

>>149809236
You never answered my question if you would have sex with a white woman if she was into you.

>>149809304
nta but I would ty for asking

Schwarbie

>>149809237
Dude I'm not clicking that shit.
Stop being a lazy fuck and just download it and post it. It's so easy to do now even on your phone especially now that they allow MP4s

Just Google 'instagram downloader'
If it's less than 4mbs all you have to do is edit it and disable audio id you're on Android

Or download it and take it to online-convert dot com and it has an option to keep it below a certain file size and disable audio

Nothing but a bunch of lazy ass posters in this general just posting links

The ancient cums are stirring

>>149809396
I'd make the argument you're even lazier by not simply clicking on it but then you follow up with a blopgpost. lots of conflicting emotions going on.

>>149809396
>>149809420
>>149809237
Sorry, I would download it and repost it; but it has faggy bubble subtitles and I cannot abide those.

Man I thought Cal was already gone from the all star game. Bruh how does Boone fuck up a HR Derby lineup?

>>149809447
it's too much of a hornet's nest for my tastes

>>149809451
I also don't have an instabook account.

>>149809420
>I'd make the argument
Shut up Reddit nerd

>>149808877
HR is useless and her expressions are insane but she’s not wrong that zoomers and Gen A practice zero opsec online

>>149809468
suck my dick faggot

>>149809469
They assume you're a chud if you just don't have an online history right?

>>149809471
Aww struck a nerve?
You gonna cry?
Bawwwww

>>149809478
yawn.
choke on my cock queer.

sorry if I upset anyone with my link
I did apologise when I posted it but I understand that might be easy to overlook if youre adhd

>>149809304
I would have sex with literally anyone below 60yo

>>149809490
the threads were shitfests when that went down, and everyone is dug into what they believe.

A cat is fine too.

>>149809496
yes, yes of course, but who would you h*ld h*nds with?

>>149809476
>chud

Anon you realize all those Jewish companies also are combing their future hires for pro Palestine lefties too right? If you’re planning on being a lawyer and don’t look like you’re 100% loyal to Israel you can kiss any shot at a decent paying job goodbye.

>>149809483
Imagine telling that to a man

You is de gay

>>149809500
I missed it :(

>>149809520
well that's a relief!

>>149809527
Kek based apu poster

>>149809524
didn't you say you didn't like to be angry or was that a different Ausfag? there were very hard feelings that quickly veer way off topic.

that was my first all star game today and I really enjoyed it
shame the braves crowd were booing some of the players

>>149809538
yeah that was me, well remembered
I forget that I stand out like a sore thumb in these threads

>>149809528
>I have nothing else to say so I'll post a pic from me Reddit

Just go back

Reddit has better baseball discussion

>>149809544
what are you on about, midwit? you need attention because you're lonely?

>>149809496
Even me?

I thought ESPN's top ten all star game moments was alright

Consider the Cubyalgeriners

Fockin Schwarbuh

Why does playing the sport of baseball produce such nice looking asses?

Ngh...ugh....

>>149809591
I can't forgive da royals for what they did to my M's in the sweltering hot summer of 2024.............

Why did Ippei take the fall?

the scourge of summerfags...

I need it deep....

Real oldheads remember that post m00t made one time about traffic not really changing during the summer months.

>>149809615
Fuck off new fag

>>149809616
Based and oldfag pilled

>>149809633
I miss that dude
2011-2013 /sp/ was the best

>>149809633
He’s right you know, he also hated Aussie fags. Sorry new fren.

Forgot pic.

Reddit spacing.

>>149809636
see, I'd consider engaging more forcefully if it wouldn't just lead to more tepid knock offs of my work here.

>>149809633
>>149809656
What the fuck is moot?

>>149809656
*wipes a tear away*
the ultimate badge of honor :)

>>149809665
gook moot has unironically been better

>>149809664
Who or what is reckERG?

>>149809615
summerkids swallow bait whole these days

>>149809672
has he actually done anything at all?

>>149809681
what is there to even do?

>>149809687
things

>>149808426 (OP)
My nl (:

>>149809681
He ended our sharty party

>>149809679
it's a gift to be able to act like a persistent teenager that only a handful actually have, and I am not ashamed to admit I fall for it every time.

enough about moot, let's talk about snacks

>>149809689
fair point.
I wouldn't mind audio being allowed on webms on /sp/ but im too dimwitted to think through how that might affect the board

>>149809656
I remember Americans and euros blaming each other for making all the shit posts
They enable flags and we find out that it was the Australians all along lol

>>149809696
I got banned for posting the official fried chicken power rankings last month so let’s keep it ballpark snacks related

>>149809697
you can already do that though

>>149809701
its not working for me esse

>>149809693
thought that was the mods
>>149809697
>>149809706

>>149809705
that was because of your disrespect toward bojangles

>>149809705
>Power rankings
>Chaseb Owls

I miss my old /sp/
:(

Good news ALbros

>>149809709
I meant gookmook got the site running again when everyone said he didn’t care and prob would let it die.

>>149809724
many people have been calling for this

fuck i quoted the wrong post again

>>149809697
We had them for a short while and ppl started putting ear rape audio in them

>>149809729
yeah, audio does nothing for me. if I want to hear something bad enough, I'll find it elsewhere.

>>149809725
>ithoughtyouweredeadforrealthistime.jpeg
nigga

>>149809724
they're being very mean to him in the news media

>>149809729
>>149809737
the little sound extension is better and is like an exclusive club

>>149809725
You actually believed he would let it die? Lol
Nothing against chink moot but the old moor would at least come by and ask for feedback. We asked him to raise the bump limit from 300 and he did it instantly. Big issue at the time was the overmoderation and he loosened up on it which led to a golden era where /sp/ had so much creativity and created the majority of memes on this site. Thats all gone now, we are overmoderated worse than we were back then :(

>>149809753
I'm already listening to something I actually want to hear. there's nothing in the WebM you posted that fits that description.

I need to be cocked...

>>149809764
I thought you hated hearing the sound of my balls slapping your fathers ass through the wall? I’m glad you’ve come around… son.

>>149809764
well shit

>>149809761
I give Moot a lot of credit for the way he would engage but I honestly feel like Hiro being more of an afterthought here is better. I feel like Moot enjoyed cultlike status that was overblown given that I don't think the site is much different than how it used to be.

>>149809779
I occasionally go to /gif/ when the mood strikes and things don't change around here very quickly imo.

>>149809761
>>149809785
hiroshimoot is fine

......................what do we do until friday when baseball is back on?

>>149809809
you can fuck my dad also if you want

Gaylanta is on a mission

Gaylanta is on a mission

>>149809812
n-no thanks

>>149809725
If he cared he would have let it die.

>>149809865
are you here reluctantly

>>149809893
Yes. All my frens came back to rapeape's trans extravaganza when it started back up.

check this meme out

>>149809865
>>149809893
>>149809907
please don't leave me

>>149809924
I'll be here until I kick the bucket hopefully in my sleep and not staring at a computer screen typing in the middle of a flame war.

>>149809932
yes, I agree with this

>>149809918
Kek KEK!!

Hrrk

cubbies picked a pickle

that funky muncy

>>149810187
wat da FVK?!

>>149810187
explain yourself

>>149810187
tryin to warp my mind about this one

Peet Alfatso kek

>>149810187
Honestly I'm terrified

looks delicious

>>149810385
erm....

>>149810385
shes got a cute smile :)

Is there blueberry jam inside?

>Manfred made Robert Suarez blow the All Star Game lead so they could do their little swing off tiebreaker for ratings
Shameful

is dis kid da next Jake DuhGrom?

>Ohtani and Judge left the ASG early
>Cal stayed
my respect for this fucker just shot up 999,999,999%

>>149810843
How do we make this Aaron Boone’s fault though??

>two days without baybaw
What are you guys going to do?

>3 RBI
>0 runs allowed (pitchers are too shit to get invited)
Yea I'm thinking my sneks carried the NL

does the american league get relegated?

Get Boone'd, fags.

>>149811197
Kylorbineter Schwarrolonso won that game

>>149811143
buddy of mine got a sim racing rig and we were planning on doing some racing on PC2. If anyone on /mlb/ is interested we will be hosting lobbies starting around 7pm PST.

The Broship era is drawing to a close.
The Homunculus era is upon us.

>>149811143
Not much, sucks there won't be any games until friday

>>149811409
Damn son I’m still just gaming on regular PC :(

>>149811445
kek

What does the Yankees needs to give for?

>>149811507
yankees have a weak farm system and pitching is going to come at an insane premium this deadline. I doubt they can pull it off.

>>149811588
Cole, Volpe, 2026 1st round for Suarez + contract

>>149811621
Lol
Lmao

Gm. All star games are fake and gay. Thay is all.

I cut my thumb on a can of dog food :(

>local team has free tickets for redheads next week
just saved me $12

>>149811712
Jeez anon slow down when you eat

>>149811712
sweet of you to make breakfast for your wife

>>149811712
happens to everyone once in a while

>>149811712
Didn't know the mestfurries posted here. Yiff in hell, furfag.

>>149811830
most people who own a dog are not furries, and I do not want to even think about the poor dogs who are being taken care of by furfags

>>149811712
think this means you've got a superpower now

>>149811712
yjk

Good morning /mlb/. I’m glad all my AL bros were able to get a taste of how fucking retarded Aaron Boone is last night. Fire this fucking guy immediately please.

degen gamblers crashing out over the asg need to rope themselves

gm

>>149812005
That’s a triple Pepe fact right there

>>149812142
its a double

Last night is why ghost runners and extra innings suck. A swing off in baseball is what a penalty shoot out is to soccer. It brings excitement to baseball.

ABS challenges are also needed. Can you imagine ending a Game 7 of the World Series on a ABS challenge with the bases loaded?

>>149812515
Sounds like a horrible ending to a World Series imo

>>149812515
>Can you imagine ending a Game 7 of the World Series on a ABS challenge
the ump chaos factor is a necessary evil

unironically though, it feels just as bad for an ump to blow a call and cost a team the game. abs just makes it fairer

>>149812604
>fairer
more fair. but no

I think the ump should be spanked on the behind by a milf every time his call is overturned

Human error is SOVL
Manager elections are SOVL

>>149812687
Trvke.

>>149812515
I unironically thought the swing off sucked. Totally lacked aura and letting the guys take unlimited pitches made it boring as hell to watch.

>>149812770
Watching your unlimited bitches gets a lil tiresome 2

Guys I was just whining a little seriously, it's been a bad month, my diabetes is really flaring the fuck up but lil debbie got my number for fuck's sake

>>149812770
>Muh aura
Even has a Mets legatus Augusti pro praetore I enjoyed watching Schwarber clutch that shit. Idk how I feel about it becoming a thing for regular season (which they obviously are testing the waters for) but if it was it would have to be changed significantly.

>>149812770
Source, or claim is invalid

>>149811946
She's gonna look good in Dodger blue

swing-offs for the all-star game are fine because it's an exhibition game but leave them out of regular season games.

they're not like penalty shots in hockey or soccer because there's more than one way to score in baseball. the point of baseball isn't the home run.

His loose assness has spoken

You see, I quite prefer it when the players are playing baseball, yes? Instead of whatever abomination just shat itself all over my screen.

DiCapallo blood runs through these veins. Do you know what that means, fucknut? I demand top shelf entertainment on a velveteen platter.

>>149812923
if it was part of the game then a team would just have players for it and it would be fun
the problem is the other team isn't even involved in the defensive side.

NPB Results
July 17th-21st: Remainder of the first half of the season
23rd-24th: All Star Series
26th: Second half of the season

As a treat, I gathered the last times that each team has won the Japan Series for you guys. In reverse order.
Yokohoma Baystars: 2024: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4UPpTEv8nw
Hanshin Tigers: 2023 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8H2EtABbqk
Orix Buffalos: 2022 https://youtu.be/Oip_NnIxUOQ?si=Kgvrw3_6kZE4jXtX
Yakult Swallows: 2021 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNGw2VDcwNA
Fukuoka Hawks: 2020 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA7kUVDHv-0
Nippon-Ham Fighters: 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7j2iIRJ1-k
Rakuten Eagles: 2013 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHoLduh2ChM
Yomiuri Giants: 2012 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7zEI005t2A
Chiba Marines: 2010 https://youtu.be/nLHGH8SLu60?si=D0qulcp9lKfyeevU
Seibu Lions: 2008 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMFMs96UEAk
Chunichi Dragons: 2007 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KANDCeCvF8E
Hiroshima Carp: 1984 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEOY0sktmCA

there are actually 0 mlb games today

>>149813040
NPB Standings

>>149813051
MLB American

>>149813059
MLB National

>>149813059
>>149813071
>Putting the retarded loser idiot division for morons first

>>149813071
And a side note regarding KBO as it's coming out of it's All-Star Break, there was a bit of controversy regarding the Kiwoom Heroes. The tl'dr
>Kiwoom Heroes fired their manager Hong Won-ki, GM Ko Hyeong-wook, and assistant coach Kim Chang-hyun for suspicious appointments, nepotism, and backdoor hiring for one; mismanaging salary well bellow salary cap for the other for personal expenditures.

instead of a swingoff there should be a short skills competition:
1. hit ball distance contest
each team picks one player and that player is allowed only 5 pitches to swing. only the first hit is measured. failure to swing or hit the ball fair in those 5 pitches counts as 0. no wasting time eating pitches.
2. race around the bases
one player for each team runs the bases and the times are compared
3. long toss distance contest
if tied after the first 2 events, measure the distance of one long toss from each team
2/3 wins

>>149813122
how about, instead of a swingoff, let's end a baseball game by playing baseball

>>149813138
He’s too dangerous to be kept alive.

>>149813040
Hope the new Fighters fan from a few days ago appreciates the Tenner Bombs today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQj7XMP1mBM

>>149813138
for the allstar game, wbc, olympics, etc. I didn't like the swingoff.

gm mariners nation

>>149813040
>1984
oof madone

gm

>>149813240
mornin

>post 149813138, US flag
>yes, on /sp/
>I’ll have his IP to you before lunch
>get it done

>>149813138
MODS

>>149813138
then you get the shitstorm that is the nba allstar game where they all play at like 20% and none of them give a fuck. no point in a 13 inning slurper when the guys already just want their couple days off

>>149808540
New broship?

>>149813363
How often do games go to 13 with the Manfred runner? 90% of games end in the 10th

>>149813040
I was very surprised that Hiroshima hasn't won the Japan Series since 1984.
I miss Kinugasa, Ohno, and Yamamoto Koji very much.

>>149808513
>2003

Brisk: Mixed
GriMets Cup: Filled
Tendies: Baking

>>149808513
>Michelle Wie
she was one nice piece of ass back in the day. Married a White guy too I think

>>149813518
Breakfast of champions

>>149813572
is that a mcrib patty?

>>149813608
It's a Sicilian pie (pizza)

>>149813527
total milf

>>149813618
I think you left it in a little long

>>149813628
I'm a professional, it's charred not burnt.

remind me again how many homers jazz got

>>149813572
would absolute demolish this and wash it down with a coke zero like a fatass

>>149813726
Less than this guy who was facing pitchers trying to get him out.

>>149813726
>>149813759
Jazz tied the ASG thoughbeit

I think Jazz Chisholm Jr. is a good baseball player.

>>149814057
common misconception

>>149814057
enjoy your vacation jazz

>>149813572
who tf has six fries on their plate?

so why didn't boone have judge hit

>>149814268
he knows he sucks!

post is moving so slow that everyone will notice me telling them how much i appreciate the smiles they've given me this season (hololive/weebs notwithstanding)

>>149814268
He was already gone kek

>>149814406
You too friend.

thanks bro, you too

>>149814406
you are welcome

>>149814057
They hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

Tucker extension announced soon. Today or tomorrow

>>149814510
He had a productive outing.

The AL simply didn't take the game that seriously. It should've been Vladdy, Judge, and Rooker in the extras derby but Vladdy and Judge were already gone.

tag yourself

>>149814660
next to the whiteboard

>>149814660
I’m the radar slut in the back choking on cock!

>>149814660
POV: the gay orgy is about to start at Manfred's house

There’s only 11 Japanese players in MLB while there’s like 90 Venezuelans. What’s the deal with that? Are there many Japanese players who could make a MLB roster but choose to stay in Japan because the money is better, etc or does japan really only have a few guys of elite talent?

>>149814725
the truth is much more mundane, Venezuela is a third world shithole and it's much cheaper/easier to scout and sign players to cheaper deals. Japan has a well-developed system and has a league that can compensate good players to a good level.

>>149814725
Language barrier and culture. Most Japanese are afraid of leaving Japan out of fear of being alone and unable to communicate. This is why most avoid or even ban foreigners in certain areas when the tourists visit, they don't want to deal with the barrier.

Regardless, that's becoming less and less of an issue because of advancing tech for translating; as well as the Yen being shit rn and the foreign currencies doing better is more attractive. This is why there are more Japanese coming over than ever for work in all industries.

Also tangentially Japan is dealing with a rice shortage. They are blaming tourists.

>>149814777
Also yeah, what >>149814758 said. The Hanshin Tigers after all swept the Cubgers earlier this year.

>>149814777
I think it's more about what >>149814758
said. international amateur free agency allows teams to get the rights to latin american players for cheap

>>149814790
It still plays into what I said. If Venezuela had a better economy, they wouldn't be in MLB.

lesbian data scientist

>>149814758
Okay, do any baseball experts have a rough estimate how many Japanese pros could make MLS? There’s only 12 teams there so that’s 300 players. Also, isn’t it the case that MLS rejects go to Japan and do well?

>>149814871
MLB*

>>149814871
The NPB players that come over to MLB usually have outstanding tools that would work over here. Japanese players are typically very well schooled at the fundamentals, but the ones you see come over have MLB-caliber tools. There are some that just choose not to come over. I'm sure there are a lot of Japanese pitchers who MLB-caliber breaking pitches, but don't throw hard enough. Or a lot of Japanese players who can make consistent contact, but are lacking in power. Etc. The ones who come over don't have those concerns as much.

>>149814871
Trevor Bauer is a MLB reject and he got sent to the NPB minors because he was costing the Baystars games this year.
Most of the time the MLB rejects that do well in NPB are because they were overlooked, like Randy Bass. And it just works out that sometimes a player just doesn't mesh well with one culture or coaching style and does better elsewhere.

>>149814871
no idea, all I will say is that the dynamics here aren't that different from the dynamics in lower levels. An unskilled laborer in Japan has no reason to come to the US because in Japan they can live a better life surrounded by his own people. But an illiterate retard in Venezuela can do MUCH better by finding a way to cross the Rio Grande. And Japan wants their people to stay in Japan while Venezuela benefits in remittances from people leaving and going overseas.

We don't know how many Japanese players would be worthy because MLB teams dont have the development infrastructure in Japan that they have in Latin America. Japan wants these people to stay in Japan and has high hurdles in place so only the absolute top dogs go overseas. Venezuela and DR are happy to let their guys overseas and even if they flame out they're still better off than they would be staying at home.

New Tigers ring soon

>>149815002
Could this be the year of the Double Tiger rings?

>>149815029
Tigers are the new Orioles, so no

>>149815002
nice cat

>>149811431
>early access
how much content is in this game? it looks great

>>149815307
Good enough content too keep you busy, I just started playing a few days ago and I'm hooked. Their 3rd major update is in a few days so I am excited for that.

>>149815460
oh nice, thanks
the steam page also says a ~1 year in EA plan. maybe it'll be the 1.0

>>149814421
Which is funny because the Yankees play in Atlanta this weekend.

>>149815974
Plenty rest. Its going to be a good series.

Acooñya is the GOAT.

I guess the Polar Bear was almost a Cub. Would have been kiner but Buschie so goated

>>149816086
Cubtropolitans bond is strong
Schwarbros, looks like milk’s back on the menu.

>>149814777
>This is why most avoid or even ban foreigners in certain areas
basically bullshit
>Also tangentially Japan is dealing with a rice shortage. They are blaming tourists.
completely bullshit

it's legit interesting that the discriminattion japan faces is like ''gaijins always making stories up to blame the japanese as racist/xenophobes while gaijins being blind to their own racism against the japanese''
this shit is ugly as fuck and pretty normalized but deeply rooted and structural so probably not gonna be fixed in my lifetime

>>149816360
us muttniggers are retarded, we know this

Now the ASB is done, when the trade stove gonna light?

>>149816386
We need to wait and see how things shake out.

I can haz stovie?

yankfrens… what did he mean by this?

>>149814725
>>149814758
because of the posting system between MLB and NPB retards

>>149816455
sloppy derbyjob

Metsies

>>149816455
as soon as this busta came out in an untucked jersey i knew it was over

I must say that the Padres ASG hat with the yellow brim looked nice. What do the stars on the top represent?

>>149816599
Each represents a failed attempt to unseat the dodgers.

>>149816464
>>149816579
He’s such a dickhead idk how anyone could defend him. He’s prob having nightmares about the HR derby rn.

>>149816565
How come Mets fans don't do a J-E-T-S type chant at home games?

EM
EE
SSSS
TTTT
SSSS

>>149816455
He's not into bukkake.

slow genny

Oh shit stove has been lit just no one cares about these teams

>>149816653
What do you do NFL season?

>>149816615
the mic drop that silenced /mlb/

>>149816615
I don't think anyone took him as a serious home run hitter.

>>149816615
he seems like a common hoodrat and yet was produced abroad - a fascinating specimen and happily one confined to the bronx

Ok one last DR post for the Msbros then I’ll stop social media posting. We need a roaring hot stove now more than ever.

>>149815674
No problem, hope you have fun anon

>>149816711
lol vinnie is funny

>>149816711
instant all timer

>>149808521
Pesäpallo All-Star game this weekend. Would you like to watch a free live stream of the women's game on Saturday and the men's game on Sunday?

Apparently Jizz Jizzum prefers to be come in rather than on

>>149816711
It's really a fantastic post. Very commendable.

>>149816711
the big juicer

>>149816624
Because it’s cringe like everything else the jets do

>>149816711
How are you doing social media person? Could I have a follow please..

Let’s recycle plox :3
>>149808443
>>149808443
>>149808443

>>149816711
You’re the best social media person in all of sports accounts! Keep up the great work go M’s!

>>149816827
let's finnish the genny first

>>149816852
No more Scandinavians plz

>>149816863
what is to be done with the nord menace?
-sent from my mediterranean climate zone

>>149816904
and that's a good thing!

498

499

500

>>149816947
>>149816944
>>149816940
ty

>>149816360
Rice was a big talking point during the recent election and some canidates were blaming the gaijin tourists.
https://youtu.be/m5SsfXQcMOw?si=7uNOcC4JxNvnKbTq