Thread 150306348

bag of dicks edition
>>150282212

Mariners!

I love science, nintendo, and the sandlot

stros

FFS

Canada?

>>150306348 (OP)
we're all over here
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>>150289792

What the fuck did you say about me dawg?

culvers

I lived in LA(Sant Monica) for a year I I liked Hispanics way more than blacks. They actually have families and do stuff like have BBQs and fish. Blacks ruin everything they touch. I think it's because Mexicans still have faith

>>150306362
Cubiners coded post

>>150306374
Kill yourself doyerfag

>>150306348 (OP)
Yo, check this one out!

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>>150306362
Based! BASED!

gg philthies, sorry metsbuddies

>>150306388
Its kinda based, all the doggie doos get their containment thread.

Ump cucks should be stoned in the streets

It's so over

are we in here?

>>150306348 (OP)

actual old /nu/

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>>150306400
Problem?
>>150306405
Yes unless you're a doyerfaggot.

>>150306405
Nice hivemind redditnadian

Did he make the call?

Somehow we got out of it

New tigers fan here

>>150306348 (OP)
everyone come on over here

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>>150306391
samefag fuck off cunt

why are doyersans so rich while doyerpacos are poorer than even doyerjamals?

>>150306348 (OP)
don't be shy. we're all over here!

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>>150306360
Yay! Memeners finger-pointing cunt.

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>>150306391
>>150306374
No. Muncyposter needs his meds

Incredible. He's totally shit this year.

RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It feels like Canadians are pretending to be retarded, I hope this is the case…

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>>150306435
we fucking love science here

>>150306435
jannies need to ban this guy

>>150306348 (OP)
Don't be a Silly Billy! Get on over here!

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>>150306422
No one cares about your shitty astroturfed fat muncy thread. What makes it worse is that you filled the thread with a bunch of nonsense replies to make it seem like it’s being used.

ACHTUNG

GORESPAMMING ENEMY THREAD

DO NOT OPEN

ACHTUNG

total mariner death

>>150306348 (OP)
The party is over here!

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>>150306451
i agree. he's outta control.

>>150306452
>Muncyfag is a King Gizzard fag too
omkekini

>>150306462
And now he's dead for the season. When Painter getting called up?

I LOVE science and SHANT be leaving the thread

Based Barger

>>150306454
is this /mlb/ or /chug/?

>>150306348 (OP)

Join the comfy bread!

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I fucking LOVE teh sandlot xDDDD

Just report his ass for spamming

>>150306477
Chikaner chugs cum

>>150306466
He’s trying his hardest to do a psychogang impression and it’s kinda sad

calling off the metsiners broship

>tigers have a guy named snorkleson on their team
is he the son of a scuba diver?

HE GOT AN OUT
AN EMERSON HANCOCKESQUE OUTING FROM LOGAN

KILL ME!

>>150306491
Is this the work of Psychogang?

Is Gilbert's contract up at the end of this year? I don't want him back.

classic fattyqueer launch angle

whats going on with the grass in the outfield?

>>150306515
my chemical romance concert fucked it

Kek Alejandro doesn’t have the juice for squeeze

Death by a thousand singles

>>150306515
>>150306524
literally logan gilbert pissing himself is killing the grass

>>150306524
WHEN I WAS

A BASEDBOY

>Hunter Brown v Tarik Skubil tomorrow
whew that’s going to be a matchup

cmon Ms…

>>150306527
get a pic of his mom, bro

>>150306524
we had one of those here too and the grass was fine.

Good…good blue jays.
KEEP tanking Skenes’ market value.
That way we can buy him for 2026.

lol

wtf is happening? the phillies are hitting too much they won't hit for a week after this

>>150306562
careful

ENJOY MISSING OCTOBER AGAIN FAGGOTNERS KEK

Realmuto homers for the first time in.. idk months? Fitting same night Turner finally gets his first home run of the year at home.

Annual Mariners collapse is officially here.

>>150306544
Why? Is Hunter Brown that good?

>>150306556
i'm in this picture

mariners bros why is your pitcher still in?

Get Solano in here to pitch this is embarrassing.

>>150306559
>he thinks the California boy isn't going to the Dodgers to get his arm ruined
kek, good one

WAOAW this is so freaking AWESOME

>>150306575
Hows Wheelers vaxx status?

>>150306587
Who cares?

>>150306598
1500 home runs, that's crazy

>60 pitches
holey gwuacamoley

>>150306606
home runts

>>150306600
I thought he was unvaxxed but I might have been thinking of aaron nola. bryce harper, alec bohm, and JT also unvaxxed, least vaccinated team in baseball confirmed

>Yaks gonna overpay for another flash-in-the-pan pitcher who'll immediately turn to shit in pinstripes

o I am laffin

>>150306594
>greentext
Let's relax with the Reddit memes, pal. But yeah, nah, we don't actually need another SP. I think he's on a few years of control anyway, so I doubt they'll let him go for cheap. Padres might want in on that though.

Horwitz owns Gausman

>>150306600
>Wheeler is officially on blood thinners which means he's out until April at the earliest.
Fuck.

california takes its orders from the east coast

I remember when Cashman acquired Skenes at the 2025 MLB Trade Deadline.

>>150306643
Alejandro

This shithead needs surgery or something. Shut his season down and bring up ratface.

There's what less than 40 games left in the season? M's would need to win probably another 25+ games to make playoffs, it's not happening.

>>150306641
seriously?

>>150306647
LOL. That one got us good, I hate fake news. We did get Bednar though so it was deci in the talks.

>>150306641
>Philthies
Seriously if Im Zack Wheeler, I'd sue the Phillies organization for forcing him to play when they and he knew he had this problem since the break, and possibly almost costing his career because of it.

>be journeyman reliever
>sign onto a team midseason
>finally added to major league roster
>blows your arm out for 3-4 innings in a blowout game because they can’t pitch position players yet
>gets DFAed immediately after the game
>still has a 50% chance of getting a world series ring because you’ve pitched for half the mlb teams in a single season
relieverCHADs are the real ring collectors

Fun Science Fact!!!!
If you can shove a baseball up your ass, it means you likely share more physiological traits with the average Chicago Cubs fan than with your own father.

>>150306671
Apparently so. Also doctors said those who suffered what Wheeler had pretty much have to take thinner after removing those type of blood clots.

Good game now salute the zogbots

My name jeff

>cubbies got so bootyblasted they had to turn on the weather machine

Can't make this shit up

name a better catch

>>150306692
i've been preaching for years that the bullpen is where you really want to be, everybody thinks the dream is to always be a starter but its 100x cooler to be an elite reliever/closer

>>150306695
I’m a Braves fan but I do this all the time

>ranger
he's too cool lmfao

>>150306695
*le sigh*...go cubs, I guess......

>>150306737
closers get the cool intro for most teams, starters don't get that shit

>>150306620
Wheeler was once a met so he had some of that fine obedient to the science law NY gene in him.

>>150306737
>fat
>happy
Can confirm.

>>150306734
>turning a routine catch into a "highlight" to make news

The absolute state of the Vagiants

>>150306752
yeah and if you're really good you go out there and throw 10-15 pitches and get the W and you're the hero of the game. you blow it on the other hand...not as much fun

wtf, why are they wasting vargas? put legumina in and let him work until a position guy can pitch

Marge, im confused

Is Gausman chopped liver?

>>150306778
Vargas is your long reliever, I thought.

Wencel channeling David Bergman.

>https://x.com/973TheFanSD/status/1957578764747174235

Shildt is making more retard statements everytime he breathes.... We might be looking for a 4th manager if he keeps this up lol like seriously..... We trade the whole farm and don't start O'hearn....? No wonder why we got swept by Dodgers....

lolololol fucking mariners

Can fat people do the splits like that? That's twice he's made that play now.

>30 pitch inning
No length from the starter again

>>150306809
They've both gone some length, but vargas isn't nearly as ass as legumina and there are still two games that haven't been instantly lost, so why tax the arm?

Vladdy has been looking zesty the past couple of nights. He's gotta be the most agile fat nigga i've seen.

>>150306778
We're fucked. Bryce is back tomorrow and is going to throw maybe 75 pitches. The pens going to be working the next couple days.

The memeiners will never win the american league

>>150306628
It’s so funny that he swung at this pitch kek

taryn!

Pirates have some good scouting. Not too many samples to go off of, but they're great at finding elite guys.

>cal trying to impale philidelphians instead of get a garbage homer
MVP MVP MVP

>>150306870
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>150306865
The NL experience.

she's so cute bros, the queen of /mlb/

*blows up your 100 year old league structure to improve the playoff TV contract*

>>150306813
It’s kinda funny Laureano was just a side piece too and immediately becomes the best hitter on the Padres (maybe a bad thing?) meanwhile the 2025 All Star rental is riding the bench for the foreseeable future.

Umpfags….

>>150306920
I think he's based, he might be saving the sport.

>>150306914
in the middle of making dog sauce but i had to come here and make sure someone got a screen grab

Is realignment happening?

>>150306985
Not until expansion.

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>>150306981
Disgusting, and that food probably doesn't taste good either.

i get irationally angry when i dont know what game /mlb/ is watching

>>150306985
>>150306994
Both are in the works per Rob Manfred

>>150306998
all of them

>>150306999
checked
also Fuck Rob Manfred to Death

>>150306998
shut the fuck up go back to /cric/ or whatever man.

>>150306994
>>150306999
How are they supposed to expand when there are only 28 major league stadiums

>>150306998
Alejandro

>>150306998
if the dodgers are playing then that's the one everyone here is watching

>>150307017
>28
only newcums forget

berds take the lead

>>150307017
They'll announce teams alongside stadium plans that will be about 5 years out.

>>150307024
lots of people seem to watch the mets and asstros too thoughbeit

>>150307006
whatever happened to gamethreads??? Everything is a general now

Yeah, Spaghetti is cooked. He’s been shit since the IL stint.

>>150307037
bro there's 162 games per team, gamethreads would be ridiculous.

>>150306998
doyers in less than 40mins

>>150307037
There aren’t enough posters here for game threads anymore

>>150307037
opening day + playoffs, usually

>>150307044
Yeah, but that never stopped us before, so what happened??

>>150307037
Only the Cardinals and White Sox get any support. What's the point?

>>150307037
Postseason

>>150307017
Rays are moving to Nashville, Athletics will eventually get their Vegas stadium, and the expansion teams will be Charlotte and Portland

>>150306998
We're watching our own teams you retard. For most of us it's team in our city or state, there is rarely one game everybody is watching. If you want to do the whole tourist thing then wait until playoffs or lurk more.

birb teams are based by default

>>150307062
we have gamethreads for big games and the playoffs.

>>150307017
We'll take the stadiums, who will dare oppose us?

El Paso Chihuahuas going to the mlb

isn't chicago much richer than milwaukee? why don't they have a roof on their stadium

>>150307077
>big games
like what?

>>150307072
sure are

>>150307098
big ones

>>150307092
Muh Old Stadium

>Vladdy out, France in

uh oh, did he pull something during those splits or was it the throw? Fuck

Vladdy must have injured his hamstring on the split.

>>150307093
me on the right

>>150307109
>>150307113
broken bussy is what early reports are saying

>>150306384
Santa Monica isn't LA, chud

>>150307092
White americans think buildings that are only 100 years old are "historic"

The largest cities by population in the U.S. that don't have a MLB team (not counting Dallas and Fort Worth which "share" the Rangers):
San Antonio
Jacksonville
San Jose
Austin
Charlotte
Columbus
Indianapolis
Oklahoma City
Nashville
El Paso
Las Vegas
Louisville
Portland
Memphis
Albuquerque

god I hate yaks fans so much it's unreal, shut the fuck up about our players and just miss the playoffs already you stupid cunts

>>150306434
>chikaner has a new VPN

>>150307130
Yankees fuck ya 27 Rings kiss em bitch Canada isn’t a real country

>>150307098
a couple sunday night baseball games desu

>>150307124
are brownmurricans somehow different?

>>150307129
>Charlotte
>Indianapolis
>Nashville
>Louisville
>Portland
These places can support MLB teams

>>150307138
Just call him by his real name and he gets real quiet

>>150307129
How many of those don't have minor league teams? They won't put a team in a city that directly has a minor league team in it as it'll fuck their attendance and likely destroy the minor league team.

>>150306544
>Hunter Brown pitching in Detroit

>>150307124
Name one example

what is the ideal shower temperature for the white man?

yanks fans get a pass since they're from the superior east coast and the country is de-facto jewish property (dodgers fans mow the lawns of their owners)

It is now confirmed that Hololive Night will return in 2026

>>150307133
Are there brats that you can microwave?

>>150307176
Alejandro

the cubs fucking suck

>>150307117
7/10 would've been funnier without the >assturd comment

>>150307189
the dodgers confirm they are the canonical owners of all anime in baseball!

what is that fucking song i keep hearing during phillies games

>>150307189
and why would you post a pic of FuwaMoco when they didn't participate in 2024 nor 2025? In fact, they have openly said they hate the doyers

>>150307199
Alejandro

>>150307199
zip it, aussie!

Don’t call my name, don’t call my name,
Alejandro

My wife will still not have sex with me

>>150307144
Canada is so upset right now lmao.

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>>150307214
you're more mindbroken than chikaner when the phillies win

>>150307133
1

>>150307205
WHERE ARE YOU? AND I'M SO SORRY
I CANNOT SLEEP, I CANNOT DREAM TONIGHT
I NEED SOMEBODY AND ALWAYS
THIS SICK, STRANGE DARKNESS
COMES CREEPING ON, SO HAUNTING EVERY TIME
AND AS I STARE, I COUNTED
THE WEBS FROM ALL THE SPIDERS
CATCHING THINGS AND EATING THEIR INSIDES
LIKE INDECISION TO CALL YOU
AND HEAR YOUR VOICE OF TREASON
WILL YOU COME HOME AND STOP THIS PAIN TONIGHT?
STOP THIS PAIN TONIGHT

>>150307133
if you've never had 3, then you'll never understand

>>150307240
Alejandro

>>150307130
t. >laffs fan

>McCarthy-Kruk 2028
I'd vote for that desu

>>150307133
2

why do tomatoes from your own garden taste like an entirely different food than tomatoes from the grocery store?

>>150307261
Sorry I'm not a masochist

>>150307130
27 rings you soon to be 51st state

>>150307277
i am
go mets btw

>>150307268
why does cum from your wife's pussy taste different than directly from the bull's penis?

>he posts on /mlb/ and insists he doesn't have a thing for pain
fucking fibber

>>150307130
Calm down sugartits.

>>150307213
Advent was at the postgame show

>>150307283
The Mets remind me of my Islanders

>>150307229
May I have permission to touch 2Poos vagina?

>>150307287
go braves?

>>150307294
yes, but they weren't there and refuse to participate

uh oh ersatzweebs are seething about the owners of anime!

>>150307268
Grocery store tomatoes are hit with plant hormones to get them to ripen at the right time and they’re varieties grown to be as sugary and productive as possible

>>150307310
NTA but that’s my wife you’re talking about bud! And we’re gonna have sex after the Padres curbstomp the giants!

holy fuck that swing was absolutely perfect, no doubt off the bat

>>150307310
It's undergoing maintenance.

>>150307213
>In fact, they have openly said they hate the doyers
I'm sure you can source this claim
>>150307317
>yes, but they weren't there and refuse to participate

>>150307332
IAYC

>>150307318
Alejandro

your vtumors are property of hololive, literally they don't even own the rights to their own character

you have no say here faggots, they're 100% dodgers supporters even if they personally hate them, cover corporation owns your ass

>>150307213
Well they are Canadian.

>>150307268
Grocery store food in this country is cancerous

>>150307340
Alejandro

>>150307343
>canadian
they're ugly bugs

>legumina comes in
>gives up a homer
kek, see, why would you waste vargas like this?

THIS IS MY FUCKING HOUSE

>>150306360
Getting gaped

>>150307341
>fraudrant

>>150307319
I'm going to work on building my own greenhouse to grow as much of my own produce year-round as I can.

>women in the dugout
Wtf? What the fuck? What is going on?

>>150307360
they're like $100 at harbor freight

>>150307349
Yeah they're Canadians.

>Fauna looks Asian
>100% Anglo

>>150307374
and get this! they can even DRIVE now!! and vote in elections!!!!

>>150307374
Medical staff?

Let's see that bullpen jays!

>>150307383
zhangs will never be canadians

>>150307374
They have every right to be there as much as any man.

Dodgers in 10 mins

>>150307399
Yeah incase there's an injured BBC

>>150307383
The genetic bog that is ingerland is quite queer

>>150307419
A BBC? On my Phillies? Not today, not tomorrow, not EVER.

>>150307376
thx. maybe I'll pick one up this weekend after doing some more reading.

no one cares doyerpacos

sex with kirsten

>>150307374
someone post the water girl pasta

>>150307411
literally nobody cares

how come theres 4 threads with >0 and <500 posts?

also what games should I watch please kindly saars

everyone cares doyerchads

>>150307444
don't you mean o algo?

BoSox already losing.

>>150307447
Alejandro trying to cover his tracks

>>150307444
It's about to be noon in Australia. Get a job

>>150307439
dodgers in 5 mins

>>150307464
It’s vpnfag trying to fit in

>vladdy's out for the year
it's over

>>150307464
Im getting paid as we speak
any other wfhchads in? anyone else rorting the system?

Ty France your postseason MVP

It's his time to shine!

Blue Jays and Brewers are the most obvious first round eliminations

MITCH GARVER STOPS THE SHUTOUT

Umpshow

romano coming in

ITFDB

meaningless garve

Ems Cumback starts now

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>>150307476
thank goodness there are still 14 years left on his contract

>skenes out
what a cuck

>>150307496
Shut the fuck up

FUCK YOU PHILTHIES HITTING A PRODUCTIVE GUY

>>150307505
How many times can you do the splits anon?

>>150307503
>>150307504
M'S WE'RE OPEMING THE DOOR TAKE THE DIVISION IT'S YOURS!!!

hey aussie the dodgers are on!

singletani

singletani

Maybe he shouldn’t have called Ranger the N word

>>150307528
cute. she was at her peak hotness yesterday.

>>150307511
thast what u get when u showboat a hr down 6

>>150307528
got 2 I liked today

>>150307537
You’re forced to shitpost here

>>150307117
I need to amend this post, it is now 33-5

>10-0
>12-0
>7-0
>4-5

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>>150307527
sameposter

>>150307522
theyre going to kill the rockies :(

>>150307545
From studying her chest I can tell she’s a Christian

mookie slap!

mookie slap!

>>150307487
how many fosters so far?

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>>150307564
>>150307557

>>150307539
I need to make a better effort to watch the pregame stuff more consistently instead of doing too much shit right up to first pitch.

>>150307544
/we/ were down 7

>>150307570
>fosters
>not VB

this homeless man on the mound blowing the phil's 5 run lead

The mariners suck dick. Why did anyone think they were any good?

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>>150307569

ranger just left the dugout lmfao

>>150307584
le big dumper reddit man!

FROGNIGGA DOUBLE DECKER
WE GOT A BALLGAME

Teo should never be in the 3 hole

>>150307573
get your act together. we need them screencaps.

trade romano for a half a bag of sunflower seeds

Spencer Strider sucks too. Two pitch pitcher that lost fastball command and velocity. What a shame

Ms bros if you get this win i swear to god

>>150307594
How is this a real player?

freddie :(

>>150307528
>>150307545
if it's brown, flush it down

Yams on the mound! YAMS ON THE MOUND!

rispgers bullshit

i hate jordan romano so much its unreal

Nice work Freeland. My ROCKS got a good chance here.

Monday Night Football is on ya know

Guys, football is on

>>150307570
I dont drink :) so just 3 coffees deep

Melton grounded out Melton

>Little

that's the ballgame

That mariners girl is extremely desirable.

>>150307636
>>150307648
>2025 bengals defense
why would I watch those losers

>>150307653
pic?

>>150307653
Which one

why arent the doyers winning yet?

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>>150307668
ROOT keeps showing her, her dad is the nats caster.

>>150307672
they are stalemating for entertainment purposes

>>150307678
Cum tribute video when?

>>150307649
is Fosters considered mid over there or upper tier mass produced domestic stuff? I tend to think of it as somewhat exotic since it's the only Aussie beer available most everywhere here.

>>150307686
More like handholding tribute. She's cute.

imagine losing to the fucking pirates

chimp out

>>150307621
extremely low test post

nm it's not a game, I'm out

Pham chimping out again

>>150307674
>leaf acting like he's not just some juiceless summerfag

more smol bawl

inb4 Yamamoto perfect game at coors field

>>150307694
>>150307699
what happened

Wtf kinda start time is this

>>150307130
yankees fans are the dei hire of baseball fans. True, genuine imbeciles who know little to nothing about baseball. They go around saying "27 rings" as though that means anything. "Hey, the team I decided to root for has won 27 rings, and that makes me better than you". That is the sum total of a Yankees fan's existence. Never mind the fact that none of those 27 rings were won in their lifetime. The Yankees have been a train wreck for nearly all of the last 25 years. Their last title came 16 years ago as a result of spending nearly $500M to buy free agents in the off-season after missing the postseason. But Yankees fans don't know that because they don't know anything about baseball. Just like they don't know that the only reason the Yankees got to the World Series last year was because Soto, because the Orioles got knocked out early, and because the Astros got knocked out early. Judge does fuck all in the postseason. This season, no Soto. Yankees are getting eliminated in the first round. Bet on it.

>>150307710
traffic in LA

>>150307707
Pham flipped his bat like he was some hotshot off a ball four, Heineman was mad about the ball and Pham thought he was mad at him so he started to chimp until Springer and France calmed him down

>>150307707
a black man just exerted his dominance over a ytboi

great rally guys, this is why it was fucking stupid to use vargas and give them hope

mariners… not like this

Safe to say the Mariners won this series by default now. Say since the Phillies bats are gonna be in a coma for the next two games.

>>150307717
kek someone post the webm

Now that’s adding on.

>>150307713
holy pacoseethe

Anyways we can drill Pham next AB, he's a cunt

>>150307717
Pham is such a retard but it’s funny and entertaining

>>150307687
I never see people drinking fosters or vb
think its probably sunk a bit in the wops, but nun of the cities drink it

call got a hit!

good Call

imagine flipping your bat off a walk, lmao kwab he's so mad he's stuck playing for a dogshit team

>>150307730
Not the anon but he spitting facts and you just don't like it.

>>150307761
I think I'm going with this one

everyone likes the rockies since theyre so bad right? like cheering on the disabled kid at track and field?

>>150307758
this is like winning a WS for doyerpacos KEK

Thank goodness Baseball season is over because College Football is back!

>>150307761
That’s it

>>150307713
this bitch roots for the stros

>>150307766
you will never be american sanchez

>>150307771
now rojas got a hit!

>>150307772
College football is irreparably broken.

doyers line into a triple play here

i thought the memeiner animemes were supposed to be good. this is the powerhouse of the al west? lmao lol even

>>150307781
Alejandro

>>150307780
I would root for whatever team she wants me to root for if it meant she sits on my face

kek rookies

>>150307793
even the Yankees?

>>150307781
and the Yankees are never going to win a championship in your lifetime, vpn user.

Gotta get a sac here

>>150307791
Like a poojeeta, their knees go weak for BWC and the Phils are chock full

good productive out, buddy

I just watched the Pham chimpout, were there USA chants I was hearing from the crowd?

>>150307791
where'd you get a dumb fucking idea like that?

singletani ribby

RBItani

>>150307784
true

rbisingletani

27 make ya seethe ?

>>150307817
pretty sure it was "UR SO GAY UR SO GAY" in reference to Pham

go go go

headshotani

Thugtani at it again

thugtani almost decapitated that poor rockies pitcher

>cubes
>memeiners
>stros
lot of frauds being exposed today

We did it for you M's!

THERE'S A ROAR IN OLE MOTOWN~
THE TIGERS ARE BACK AND THE WORDS GOIN ROUND~

shall decide who i support next season based on who shows the most aura during the playoffs

>>150307835
>>150307837
>>150307842
watch yourselves, ese!

werent the cubbies supposed to be playing a second game right now?

>sogay ohtranny

there’s no way that’s his actual name.

WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~
WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~

>>150307852
go tiggies

ggs tigs
We’ve been absolutely shit on every single aspect of baseball ever since the off day. Every single advantage we had has now turned into a disadvantage. This is miserable. Dog days of August are hitting us hard. See yal tomorrow

suarez QS, onion rings pitching well, harpers hitting home runs, treys not being a bum, we are so back

>>150307860
correct. it's Shohei Ohtani.

>>150307830
But how many in your lifetime, Josh?

>>150307871
Proof?

castellanos closed his eyes on that swing

>>150307879
trust me bro

>>150307876
Is Josh your boyfriend?

>>150307870
When does Alvy get back? Sloppers been leaving pitchers in too long lately

Ducked in time. That would’ve killed him. Just inches

>bullying a poor defenseless rockies team is like celebrating another mickey mouse ring for doyerpacos
pathetic and unserious franchise. how about you go play an actual serious team like the Brewers instead? you wouldn't even past them at the NLCS sometime soon. stupid cunts

2 perfect innings for Yamamoto

>>150307852
thanks :)

one of the panamas is nice while the other is not so nice. or perhaps we have a case of split-personality

>2 Freemans
>2 Freelands

when a paco gets hit someone should post
>put some ICE on it! haha

It's another day of
>POODRES
BAU BAU!

>be panamapaco
>seethe
Just another day on /mlb/

>>150307909
I'm the doomer, my other alter ego is a blow gays (and perhaps a stankees) wagoner

>>150307916
kys

>>150307916
die

>>150307916
live

blow gays clown fielding

>>150306937
>>150306920
Faggots

>>150307916
Even Dodgers fans don’t like you.

cycle alert, trea needs a triple

>>150307934
Better or worse than Boston?

>>150307871
That can’t be right eslkun

>>150307941
lol he'll never get it. they never do.

Umpball kek

>>150307946
got a single :(

>Yaks still posting

actually obsessed with my Jays, kinda pathetic to be quite honest

bruh

>>150306348 (OP)
That's a fairly small amount of burgers for an average-sized person, I'd say?

freddie :)

>>150307951
doyers can't keep getting away with it!

>>150307909
Blow Gays is cool
Stinkees is a mixed bag
This one>>150307925 is an absolute shitbag

blowgaydoo 'em!

>>150307920
Why the fuck did the USA even invade Panama?

>>150307958
Here’s my usual gameday meal

Blow gay doo em

Lmao blow gays definitely had the pirates -1.5 runs. Fuck you pieces of shit that was the most obvious job ever.

>>150307965
A man a plan a canal. Fuck my ass.

>>150307971
mcrib is very overrated

>>150307971
>service fees cost more than the mcrib

>>150307965
Don’t question glowies, anon

>>150307973
problem?

>>150307965
To stop dictatorship.
At least Drumpf pussied out trying to "invade us again" over the canal. Kek what an orange bitch.

FAGronto FAGays kek!!!

please drill Pham that would cap this night off perfectly

anybody remember the drunk pigeon

>>150307983
Nothing to do with the umps. The players sold it.

our starters suck
our bullpen sucks

i'll have a mcchicken and sprite, thx

gayronto kek

Only oldcums remember

Rare Pages walk

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND
I WANNA WATCH THE GAME

ump is ready to go home kek

>people are paying attention to us

spiritual win for my Jays

>>150307989
Kek based panamafag. You can stay

>vladdy ded
>springer vegetable
Yup, I'm thinking it's >blow gays time

Dominguez and Heineman are getting a call from Manfred.

bad call

new york mets spring training legend alexander canario

Damnit

Interviews during games are awful.

reminder that the owner of all hololivers has dictated that they are canonically supporters of the LA Dodgers

Wow gayves getting absolutely hyped by the pink socks

itt: summerkids summer kidding

call is such a bust

>>150308027
>Detroit Radio hyping up the Blue Jay's and M's as elite teams to be worried about
>the usual happens
I'm glad I listened to based Yankee retards. You guys have been in enough of these situations to know how this goes.

OH FAGNADA!

OH FAGNADA!

>>150308011
9 more walks this season than Teo

recycle
>>150289792
>>150289792
>>150289792

Y'all never winning shit again

>>150308060
>muncy
No.

>>150308051
You may be sad Dodgers punted the deadline, but at least they have the #1 rated farm in baseball!

>>150308060
i’m good

this would be an interesting ballgame absent faggotmina

>>150308073
they didn't punt. they tried getting Kwan and didn't like the asking price.

>>150308060
this thread won't be off the board for awhile

>>150308083
Ohtani for Kwan is a 1:1. What did the Dodgers not like about it?

rockies! rockies! rockies! *clap clap clap*

>fireworks
holy based pie rats

>>150308083
they also have a shit load of injured players they expect to get back

>blowgays
>blowsox
That'll be half a game please, thank you for your patronage.

yamamoto seems kinda shit lately

just need 5 more runs M's bros

mounty plays 1b? i thought he dh'd. good to see some value in fielding there.

>Jordan Hicks on mop up duty
FAGston kek

>>150307828
>>150307826
>>150307825
cringe

>>150307133
1 is basic
2 is for fatties
3 looks interesting, would try
4 can be safely thrown directly into trash
5 has a good looking bun and quality meat.
3 or 5 for me