Lunchtime Baseball Edition
>>149460234
>>149474001 (OP)hutdogs or handburgers?
what's the max IQ you can have if you're a doyerpaco?
Is that MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD?!?!
>>149474059what's the highest GDP you can have to be an alsoran fan?
>>149474057Mariners indeed
>>149474001 (OP)Mets in half a bong
>Goldschmidt in the leadoff spot
>>149474050At the ballpark? Gimme a dog
>>149474092You can tell this is AI the hat just disappears in frames 1 and 3
>>149474064Lick smooth flat latina tummies. Lick tight latina vaginas.
>>149474064Sheโs cute af but you know she probably did this like 15 times before deciding she liked this picture
>>149474164>tight>latinasvirgin talk
>>149474059based on my experience at rockies games vs la, around 87
Is we gettin some more runs today?
Tiger
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New Tigers Ring soon
I think the DOYERS should let Ohtani pitch two innings this time!
Changed my oil in time to watch the ballgame. Did YOU do anything productive today /mlb/?
>>149474328I went to Carls Jr and got a bacon egg and cheese biscuit. shit was cash.
>pls look at my dog instead of my scandal
>YESSSS QWEEEEN FREE SLOP!!!
>>149474339I was looking at this breed on AKC last night even though I have a dog that I would literally die for
Lugo's going to gape us, Dodgerbros...
theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yankees lose!
>>149474328jerked off twice
>losing to the Oakland Athletics of Sacramento and eventually Vegas
lol stankees
Yanks shutout by the A's, tie the series 1-1
>>149474328made a few dece posts, got a few (you)s
What afternoon game will you be watching?
Suck
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I think the Yankees SUCK!
>>149474517don't you have a game to play, Kyle?
somebody bought tickets to the only yankees game they will be able to see all year just to watch them get shutout by the ayys and a final out tagout baaerunning error by the yankees best player.
>>149474205Iโll take my fat wife over this bean sprout
i have not turned on a baseball game today yet i have been in this thread all day
>>149474328Went to the yard for a few hours this morning and finished prep for my deliveries Monday.
time to watch the only team that matters
>mfw the stankees got shut out by the K's near me
WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~
WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~
Staying alcohol free for a few days what am I missing out on?
>>149474559still better than the faggots paying $1000 to stand in line for the anime vtumors
pacos are seething early today
>>149474625choking to death on your own vomit
This Enrique Hernandez still doesn't seem to have even figured out a budget yet despite the groundbreaking pantomime
>>149474517>schwarbs on /mlb/ instead of warming up
>>149474666This made me lol/kek
tacos own ya oooh they pwn ya
>>149474625shaking uncontrollably
>>149474671Theyโre never building a stadium in Vegas. At least not on the Tropicana parcel. Some casino operator will swoop in and build a new casino there for pennies on the dollar
>>149474641those are pretty good seats
Any Braves Brahs getting into microdosing cum?
>>149474711Yay! I so happy!! I so happy...!
>>149474737F
The old pirates hats are extremely kino
>>149474671imagine being such a flying circus of a sports league that you let a team relocate with basically no actual stadium plan already set in stone
>>149474625the comfortable feeling of popping a light beer in the early afternoon, having a gentle buzz as you watch the sun drift through the sky, finishing the twelver around the 7th inning of the angels game tonight and drifting off to sleep
(i'm 12 days without alcohol right now)
don't you think it's kind of ironic that a 5'4 doyerpaco is mocking a 5'8 millionaire?
He died before he was to be inducted into Cooperstown this year... F.
>>149474763MLB literally exists to make money for the owners. Itโs a business.
>>149474773how is this HoF worthy?
>>149474657>tani on the hillseethe
ITFDB
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>>149474797this post is not okay, chud
>>149474809>throws 25 pitches>allows 2 runs>0-4nothing personal kid
>the BEST record in baseball
>>149474737>>149474773>born in 51>mlb debut in 63>retired in 77 Prodigy
>>149474827>the EASIEST schedule in baseball
>>149474001 (OP)My pirates ):. He was going to be inducted in the hall of fame next month too ):
>>149474737rip. won a championship in oakland didn't he?
>>149474797>3 gold gloves>2 Batting Titles>2x WS champion>an MVPhow is it not? Based leadoff Lindouble btw.
ohtani lead off dinger incoming
>>149474833>with ALL their pitchers on the IL
My angels got heemed by the Nats, of all teams
Should I be worried?
(At least the drone show was cute)
>>149474868but enough about the Houston Astros
can't believe Ohtani took that meatball for strike 3
>>149474879>bangs on trashcansnothing personal kid
Mets score early! Thank you Soto.
>>149474840Why was he inducted so late? Dude has been retired for 35 years
Ohtani, you got ta GOtani!
>>149474926your 2025 world series champions
>>149474868>whining about injured pitchers Thatโs baseball in 2025 anon. Starters are always hurt
>>149474924probably didn't get the votes he needed at the time, so one of those panels they have that goes over older players that might've been skipped over in their time voted him in
โI can dream because of Ohtaniโ
-Martin Luther King, Jr
>3 pitch K
>stares at middle-middle 90mph
This is the greatest baseball player in history?
>>149474947fucking bullshit umpball
How many ABs until Ohtani pitches?
>>149474956Yeah, but only one team can have the best record despite that
>>149474821I told you to stop saying my line faggot
>>149474953but enough about the Los Angeles Dodgers
>>149474985>doesnโt know ball
>>149474947Heโs downloading
uh oh, Giolitos pitching half decent, time for the bats to go cold
>>149474978yes, he did this in the world series too, correct
>>149474993because of the easiest schedule? yeah, I guess...
>>149474924The writers are retards
>>149475001fact: you have never heard of dave parker before today.
posting a webm of ohtani striking out is like winning the world series to gayals
>doyers can't get on base unless there are 2 outs
>>149475062correct, because he isn't a HoF if he was a 'toid
Digits and Ohtani gives up a grand slam
>>149475037oh no no no astromiguels.....
https://powerrankingsguru.com/mlb/strength-of-schedule.php
>>149475062Iโm his son in law dickhead
Well you heard Roberts, he's going 2 innings today
>>149475129Because you don't know how to hold a hammer
>>149475084o no, it's retarded.
Imagine pretending to be a knowitall about a childโs game lmao
>Ohtani needs to rehab before he gets a REAL start
>let's tell him to only throw his 100MPH arm destroyers and see what happens
what should i have for lunch? these are my options:
vegetable soup
turkey/avocado sandwich
ham sandwich
beef jerky
protein bar that gives me the shits
cheez-its
greek yogurt with blueberries
french bread pizza
get in my car and get fast food slop (chickfila, taco bell, or mcdonalds)
Only 89 pitches needed Sonny Gray.
>>149474001 (OP)Hot dogs are made of lips and assholes.
Why does ohtani only pitch to Rushing and not will smiff
Ah, so Conforto is playing LF.
>>149475124did you just show that the astros and tigers have had the hardest schedule in baseball and have nearly identical records to the team with the easiest schedule?
>paco still seething about 2017>thinks everyone is a trashfan
>ohtani no-no broken up by witt jr
FUCK
What's going on with Bauer? He said he's a top 15 pitcher in the world last year, but he's struggling in NPB. Chances of him playing in MLB again?
Manny made sure we wouldn't risk a no hitter today
>>149475199green is the easiest schedule retard
>>thinks everyone is a trashfanits pretty obvious kek
dodger outfielders are a little slow
>already spamming bad sweepers
pig roach sisters... I don't feel so good
>>149475182You should have some fruit rollups and gogurt.
>>149475177t. 07/05 holotranny oldfag
yeah this fucker isn't going 2 innings
>ohtani has two runners on
no...
>three pitches a foot off the plate into a walk
wow incredible glad this fraud is on the hill
he taketh the walks and giveth the walks
>>149475223Virtually 0. Clubs are not going to sign a cooked 35 year old.
>>149475223>35 year old>controversial>not even that good in the league he's playing inno chance, honestly bet the Baystars won't even resign him if he keeps playing like this.
>>149475232you should probably delete this KEK
One more inning please, Roberts!
>>149475182My last digit chooses.
>fastball is looking good
>sweeper, cutter, sinker all look poor
>FUCK IT BETTER SPAM FASTBALLS 100MPH
>blows out arm
This will be Ohtani in August
>ohtranny struggling against a .400 team is like winning the world series
>>149475320>9 choices>0uhhhhh i guess i'm skipping lunch
Either cubyals or cubgers is winning today
That double play guaranteed another inning of Ohtani on the mound
>>149475337Itโs the breaking stuff that tears up the arm
Conforto gonna get a hit here
>>149475342>ohtani winning the world series in his first year with the doyers is like winning the world series
i think yams should DH whenever ohtani is pitching
Pendulums swinging the other way today.
so dodgers had a harder schedule in the first half of the season and came out of it with the best record in baseball, and now have an easier schedule on the back half. how is this an own?
>>149475399>falter>the game falters
>kim was hitting too much
>better sit him for a week
i love david roberts
>>149475419they can't keep getting away with it...
>>149475317Oh no they're playing at the same pace they played at this point last year!
The dodgers have never won the world series in a year where they've won 100+ games
Also they got done with their toughest stretch of the schedule a few weeks ago (playing nothing but over .500 teams with only a couple off days) and they went 17-11.
Hyeseong Kim will be on the postseason roster
>>149475414They're Padresfags seething about 2-5
They call em breaking pitches because of what they do to the elbow
>>149475414fags are just coping. let them seethe.
Bassitt aint got it today.
>2nd inning ohtani
digits and he gives up a home run
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Yeah it's a really bad Bassitt start where he struggles against lefties
holy fuck Bassitt what are you fucking doing?
>>149475550OH MY GOD THANK YOU, GAVIN
>>149475570I count 9 digits here so naturally he will give up 9 home runs
What's the matter with the Padres anyway, I know the Reds are hot right now but what is this
>>149475569RED RAIN IS POURING DOWN (on the mets)
REEEEED RAIN
>>149475603padres were always overrated shit
>>149475599>another sloppa faggrim
I can't trust Bassitt in a playoff game. There's just no shot.
I'd like Ohtani to pitch through their entire line up at least once before considering pulling him.
>>149475599not of fan of slop but this one has a certain "je ne sais quoi"
also based snek posta
>>149475599Are there actually Asians in Phoenix? I thought it was all Mexicans with bbls.
>>149475603clubhouse vibes are gone. we need the power of friendship back.
>ai generated asian girls
>hitting the high 90s and 100s for 2/3 of the pitches
Ohtani you dumb fuck you're going to break again before postseason
>>149475663>they need ai to generate attractive fans for them faggotbacks kek
striking out a rookie with a .177 BA will be the highlight of Ohtani's game today
KKtani and his Doggie Doos
>>149475599jesus christ, this is horrible. can you not find real pics of women who are sneks fans?
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>watching ohtranny pitch two innings is like winning the world series for doyerpacos
kek its kino!
Would be kino if Ohtani hit a homer on his second AB here
>>149475603dodgers unironically brainbroke them
I missed ACEtani so much, bros.
Any and all seething about my sneks will be sent to Manfreds office where you will be subsequently banned from baseball.
Blue Jays aren't making it past the wild card this year.
>>149475665>Are there actually Asians in Phoenix?Corbin is Asian
The Metsies are winning :)
>>149475603Cease sucks, King hurt, Kolek and Randy are good Inning eaters but not SP Ace worthy, fluke shit. Idk if Yu coming back, Tatis slumps so everyone else sucks, Merrill got that contract extension slump, Arraez pops up and doesn't take a walk, middle lineup is awful, two fat old catchers, Maldonado has the most passed ball in the league, SP doesn't give us full 6th innings, offense hit singles and no slug therefore more bullpen usage. Everything sucks. They almost got no hitted by Nick Martinez....
>>149475795same bro
next time he'll go three innings i just FEEL it!
>>149475738and bring a rattlesnake to a game you retard
It's such a joy to watch the GOAT pitch again
Lugo is a good pitcher but this ump is helping him
>dodger pitchers have also hit for a hundred years
>pbp comments on the logistics of going from hitting to pitching like it's the most impossible transition between innings
holy fucking shit shut the fuck up you retards
>>149475546>>149475351>>149475687>>149475795>dodgers playing >thread flooded with faggotry and chinkslurpingsurely this is just a coincidence?
>>149475876no one cares doyerpaco
Ohtani, you got ta GOtani!!
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>>149475895Never forget who runs this shit.
>>149475871remember when you came out of the closet itt?
>>149475599at least post a real one
>>149475876everybody cares doyerchad
I swear these niggas are literally incapable of reaching base unless there are 2 outs already
>>149475871Based Sweden, BASED Sweden!!!!
>>149475914and let me guess, the taxpayers will have to pay for it?
>>149475914my god look at that stache
>>149475876some people care doyercitizen
>>149475861is having a rattlesnake in the photo such a deal breaker that you have to post the shittiest ai sloppa that's ever been posted here?
>>149475895best fans in basedball
>>149475973haha of course! who needs teachers?
>>149475909congrats on the world series win bro
teosisters what happened.....
gonna miss Lugo when we trade him after a few more weeks of shitting the bed on this season
reminder Royals are on pace for 222 runs at home this year, the fewest EVER by teams with a DH
>>149475989sloppa making you seethe
grim
>>149476009based non insecure swede admiring another based man's physique
Reds are currently Redding!
pacos are living vicariously through their fundies again
>>149476092>The machine is churning
>ohtani eating up innings for an injured dodgers team while scoring 81 runs so far
yup, another MVP
>>149475414>so dodgers had a harder schedule in the first half of the seasonliterally faced the most sub .500 teams of anyone at 40, the next closest was Mets at 35 and Phillies at 34
>It's such a joy to watch the GOAT pitch again
yep, it's gonna be awesome watching pedro martinez pitch at the mets alumni classic game
>>149476047not seething, pointing out how shitty this particular sloppa was and implied how pathetic it is that someone would post it, but you do you.
>>149475795>>149475853>pacos unaware that ohtani never pitched for the dodgers before June of 2025the absolute state of these โfansโ
>call overturned
kek shitty umps
ROYALS ARE THE WORST BASE STEALERS IN THE LEAGUE HOLY FUCK
SMALL BALL MANUFACTURED RUN TEAM CAN'T RUN
>>149476183based obsessed retard
ass was too fat, kim slapped the tag on it
>all those cheers for the doyers in kansas city after an overturned called
>doyerpacos seething over the fact we called all their achievements before 2024 a "world series win" that they want to try to overuse the phrase in 2025
oof
When /sp/ watches this movie, they get mad about Jenny because deep down they know theyโre Forrest.
I was in the shower but had the radio on, cool homer domzone!
>>149476219cringe ironic :^)
i legit can't tell what's a ball or a strike with this umpie man.
>>149476173type some more about this one too
>>149476241Thatโs how you know heโs doing his job
>>149476227We still need to cast /mlb/ the movie
Teo looking fat out there
>>149476230you shouldn't shower during a thunderstorm, anon
>>149476212not surprised, Kansas City, Kansas is literally half Latino
>>149476227I just get mad when /sp/ pretends sandlot was a good movie
>>149476250>mickey mouse posting in the big 25holy fucking obsessed
Bassitt looking like absolute dogshit, just in time for the Yaks series
>>149476262>precipitation>in the summer
Teo gonna get flack for that again
28th DOUBLE FOR BOBBY BASEBALL
league leading!
>>149476266sandlot was good if you ignore the:
blatant racism
blatant sexism
the fact they let 8 year olds chew tobacco
that one kid sexually assaulted the lifeguard
that one kid stole from his dad and never got punished
and of course the animal abuse of chaining a dog outside the house in the heat of the summer
>>149476266/sp/ thinks theyโre benny but theyโre actually smalls
>>149476266It doesnโt have to be a โgood movieโ to be comfykino, I bet you play ball like a GIRL!
>can't run
>can't hit
>can't field
>has a nice smile
i love teo so much bros :)
>>149476304no, they're the fat catcher
>>149476303>t. queermo gaylord
no, you will not be stealing second
doggie doos got em seething again!
doyers are aware this is one of the worst teams in baseball, right? shouldn't they be winning by 20?
>>149476303this
so much this
all of this
The best baseball movie has always been a league of their own
>>149475738NTA but here you go
>>149476341vpn off faggotswede
Royals waited until Ohtani was off the mound to score so he wouldn't be credited the loss!
>>149476390based classy royals
>>149476381>>149475738jeez i forgot the file...
LE HECKIN SANDLOT! LE HECKIN BEAST! YOURE KILLIN ME SMALLS! HE SAID THE HECKIN LINE!
>>149476390manfred mandated it
>>149476383it's not a vpn, i live in solvang and my flag autoswitches to usa when i use the wifi at mcdonalds
Dodgers pitching is going to be their downfall.
tim trolling the radiofags kek
>>149476406that's better.
Miakel, my hero!
>bad gateway
>connection error
anyone else?
>>149476414Does this really happen? I rarely travel outside the country
Finally Seager doing something.
kek some autist itt watched sandlot for the first time in his 30s and is offering up a critique like some letterbox faggot (for the third time this month).
sandlot is better than your favorite movie
>>149475599mustaaaaaaaaaard
>>149476433Same. I have to try 3 times to post
YOU ARE KILLING ME SMALLS! YOU ARE KILLING ME!
/sp/, you should text her :)
rats
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>>149476410>he has every character and line memorized
Mets aren't playing today are they?
>>149476466>>149476492I did and she said youโre a faggot and then sent me nudes
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I've never seen sandlot.
how come when an error is made that would have otherwise been the 3rd out, the ensuing 2 run homerun still gets counted as 0 earned runs? shouldnt it be 1 earned run? at what point in the inning do you start counting the runs as earned again or do you just never for the rest of the inning?
>>149476241neither can the umpie. this scorecard is going to be hilarious
>>149476492but she doesn't like baseball
>>149476503Yeah, as evident by the lack of bugposting
>>149476509Sounds like a keeper
beautiful day to beat the Dodgers dicks off
>>149476491bats no like curveball. bats are scared
>>149476439you're the kind of person who defends 90s movies that feature homophobia and racism like clueless
>>149476518LOOK AT THIS GUY! HE DIDNT SEE THE GREATEST BASEBALL MOVIE OF ALL TIME WHICH IS JUST KIDS JUST PLAYING BASEBALL! REEEEE
>>149476518You should consider watching it late in life and then soiying out about it on /mlb/ unprompted, it will make the thread much better for everyone
>>149476540why aren't you there instead of inside shitposting in /mlb/?
>>149476518FAKE BASEBALL FAN DETECTED!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>149476540this really makes me wanna grill some dogs and have some beers
>>149476540why are there more royals fans there than doyer fans?
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owie!
Royals commentator saying Jack Caglione is an iPad kid and to get off the screen and into the game (game ending GIDP last night)
no one ever mentions the Bad News Bears here
WWF as a kid
MLB as a adult
peak kino
>>149476567my broke ass friends want to go to a cheaper series. wouldn't swing $70 to get out of the nosebleeds/sun
Is this White Sox pitcher Adrian Houser just a Fucking ace with electric stuff that he is shutting down the Giants like this?
Imagine if Jarren Duran hangs himself in his bedroom tonight.
>>149476518dont worry, its not even a top 5 baseball movie
>>149476578More of a jack lemon guy.
>>149476601Bull Durham status?
>>149476563my broke ass friends want to go to a cheaper series. wouldn't swing $70 to get out of the nosebleeds/sun
>>149476567hell yeah brother, 4th of July cookout soon!
>>149476608Everyone is too old except Costner.
>>149476608this is a romcom with baseball as its background
>bases loaded
>maldonado
yeah we're not scoring shit
>>149476596ME AND GF DRANK ONIONS WHILE WATCHING THE HECKIN SANDLOT. THEN WE DID SEXY TIME HMPH ERMPH SAY THE LINE JIMMY YOU ARE.. YOU ARE KILLING ME SMAAAAAALLS AAAAAAAA
1. Major League
2. Field of dreams
3. Moneyball
4. Angels in the outfield
5. Bad news bears
For me itโs A Kid in King Arthurโs Court
These MotherFucking Umps! They aren't even Fucking pretending to try anymore! How soon until we can get rid of these Assholes? Nobody comes to the park to watch these Cocksuckers!
>>149476426you have to understand anon, we are a salt of the earth bring your lunch to work .500 ballclub. we dont have insta slags, we have nurses and moms.
>>149476670Field of Dreams is overrated and Anaels in the outfield just straight up sucks.
hey KC, we'll give you mookie and conforto for witt and lugo. deal?
>>149476670I agree with 1 - 3. Angels in the Outfield is really bad though and the worst of the 90s kid's baseball movies, which is strange because the cast is stacked with good actors.
So sick of these Assholes... Look at this Bullshit! And they just Fucking get away with it day after day!
>>149476677>salt of the earth bring your lunch to workmore liek silica of the desert cook your meth in a trailer
>>149476703>>149476708I'll admit I likely have nostalgia bias for angels.
dodgers shitty D continues
Field of Dreams
Major League
For The Love of The Game
Moneyball
>>149476708Is that.. IS THAT LE HECKIN SANDLOT?! THE GREATEST SPORTS MOVIE OF ALL TIME! HECKIN!
YGDR
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>>149476518Me either. I've only watched Mr. Baseball and Moneyball
It's not over berdinals bros.
>bad gateway
Why I can't post. Hiro stop watching Ohtranny and fix this site.
doyer bros, why are you losing the royal's world series?
now it's over. gg gayals.
Itโs never been this over
>>149476738>>149476738I watched it a few times as a kid but I watched ROTY and Sandlot prob hundreds of times
why would i watch shitty pitching and anemic offensive interspersed with the rare solo home run? it's legitimately shitty to watch right now unless yams or may are on the hill.
Casparius was feeling under the weather but decided to gut it out to "help" the team. yay!
every real dodger fan is watching saba anyways
Not Casparius fault desu
He got mindbroken by Ohtani's nasty outing.
Enough of this nip diva
>>149476803HECKIN BASED! THE SANDLOTERINO IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!
Will the Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD?
the trashcans are gonna feast on this shit team KEK
Jintsbros, I've just about had it with this fucking base running!
wasn't Wisely picked off yesterday as well?
Also, wtf is up with all these fucking errors when I try to post?
Pasquatch is in the building with a 3 run homer!
AWWOOOOO!!!
team mirin his biceps in the dugout lol
some of you would benefit greatly from lobotomization and I say that in the kindest way possible
Looking like a 6pm ish restartโฆ get those ears ready folks
im getting old bros... i have to keep the page at 150% just be to able to read
>>149476903I'm leaning forward in my chair more and more instead of hanging back. not feeling this.
>>149476858>pasquatchstop using this retarded forced nickname. george brett call him the italian nightmare. he's the italian nightmare, end of discussion
>>149476917my eyesight sure is!
>>149476857matty sending runners at the worst time is one thing but this was pure wisely
>>149476903>turning 28 in a couple months>eyesight has been progressively getting worse each year>have to wear glasses all the time nowits over for me...
>>149476934pasquatch is a much better nickname than "the italian nightmare"
lugo's a fun pitcher to watch. kim's a fun player to watch.
>it was 6-0
>alsorans thought the game ended in the 5th inning
>Luis Arraez home run
what a dumb series
>5 BB, 4 H, 0 R
what kind of black magic bullshit does Lugo have in that arm
1. Baseketball
2. Bad News Bears
3. The Naked Gun
4. The Scout
5. The Babe Ruth Story
>>149476934Pasquatch is great and everyone loves the bigfoot in the stadium
Youโre seething about my Royals
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>>149476958I got lasik surgery in a third world country and my eyesights fine
I need to be bent over and filled up. Dicked down hard as I plead for more cock...
digits and ohtani hits a grand slam right here
Donovan grand salami incoming.
>>149477015way to go fucker
jfc how many times does Rushing have to go down looking before he realizes he has to start swinging the bat a little more
who wants to sing it with me?
>>149476903I feel you bro. I have mine at 115 or 125 I forget because I'm primarily a phone poster.
But focusing close to my phone then to my TV back in forth strains the fuck out of my eyes
Anyone else having problems posting?
>>149476874Finally a good one
>>149477010my eye doctor asked me
>if you want to be able to see without glasses for the next 10 years but then need bifocals for the rest of your life, get lasik. otherwise, you'll only need a far sided prescription for the rest of your lifeonly idiots do a meme surgery like lasik
My Royals pitchers are mindbreaking Doggie Doos
>>149477014Calm down, Alice
>ohtranny hitting under .300
KWAB
>>149477063wait until you see what Joto is hitting this year
>>149477041yeah. similar to that shit a couple weeks back when I couldn't image post at all most of the night. this time it's a lag on most posts
Jack, you're just not ready son
>>149477046yeah lasik is something you save for when youre in your 50s or 60s
Comedy Central A and Comedy Central B are FUCKING the NL West!
>doyers losing by 6
>suddenly no more faggotry and vtuber spam
6th inning? lets roll homie.
>>149477079>315 total at bats in the minor leaguesat least you guys can't be accused of service time manipulation
>>149477139that's what we all have to look forward to-wearing those tablet sized wraparound sunglasses while driving 27 mph on the road hunkered over the steering wheel
Hard to make nu with the lagging captchas
>>149476815Watching both.
>>149476424need one of these with a Jays cap
>>149477871every time you post this, you just admit to seething about 2017 and I bathe in your tears lol