Thread 149474001

Lunchtime Baseball Edition

>>149460234

>>149474001 (OP)
hutdogs or handburgers?

Mariners

what's the max IQ you can have if you're a doyerpaco?

doyers

doyers

Is that MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD?!?!

Please fuck my ass

>>149474059
what's the highest GDP you can have to be an alsoran fan?

>>149474059
rent free

>>149474050
hatdags

>>149474057
Mariners indeed

>>149474001 (OP)
Mets in half a bong

>>149474001 (OP)
Doyers

>>149474059
400

>>149474050
At the ballpark? Gimme a dog

>>149474092
You can tell this is AI the hat just disappears in frames 1 and 3

>>149474064
Lick smooth flat latina tummies. Lick tight latina vaginas.

go tiggies

>>149474064
She’s cute af but you know she probably did this like 15 times before deciding she liked this picture

>>149474164
>tight
>latinas
virgin talk

>>149474059
based on my experience at rockies games vs la, around 87

Is we gettin some more runs today?

New Tigers Ring soon

I think the DOYERS should let Ohtani pitch two innings this time!

>>149474129
Who's Al?

>>149474243
Al Davis

base these balls

who's dave?

Changed my oil in time to watch the ballgame. Did YOU do anything productive today /mlb/?

I summon Dekopin

>>149474328
I went to Carls Jr and got a bacon egg and cheese biscuit. shit was cash.

>pls look at my dog instead of my scandal
>YESSSS QWEEEEN FREE SLOP!!!

>>149474328
no

Please pound me

>>149474397
go braves!

>>149474339
good doggy

>>149474238
me too

>>149474339
I was looking at this breed on AKC last night even though I have a dog that I would literally die for

Lugo's going to gape us, Dodgerbros...

theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yankees lose!

>>149474328
jerked off twice

>losing to the Oakland Athletics of Sacramento and eventually Vegas
lol stankees

Yanks shutout by the A's, tie the series 1-1

>>149474328
made a few dece posts, got a few (you)s

What afternoon game will you be watching?

I think the Yankees SUCK!

I love my fat wife

>>149474517
don't you have a game to play, Kyle?

>blackburn start
ugh

somebody bought tickets to the only yankees game they will be able to see all year just to watch them get shutout by the ayys and a final out tagout baaerunning error by the yankees best player.

>>149474205
I’ll take my fat wife over this bean sprout

i have not turned on a baseball game today yet i have been in this thread all day

>>149474328
Went to the yard for a few hours this morning and finished prep for my deliveries Monday.

time to watch the only team that matters

I’m ready for my chop!

WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~
WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~

Staying alcohol free for a few days what am I missing out on?

>>149474559
still better than the faggots paying $1000 to stand in line for the anime vtumors

pacos are seething early today

>>149474625
choking to death on your own vomit

This Enrique Hernandez still doesn't seem to have even figured out a budget yet despite the groundbreaking pantomime

>>149474517
>schwarbs on /mlb/ instead of warming up

>>149474666
This made me lol/kek

tacos own ya oooh they pwn ya

>>149474625
shaking uncontrollably

Digits for a Cubgers win

>>149474671
They’re never building a stadium in Vegas. At least not on the Tropicana parcel. Some casino operator will swoop in and build a new casino there for pennies on the dollar

>>149474641
those are pretty good seats

Dave Parker died

Any Braves Brahs getting into microdosing cum?

>>149474711
Yay! I so happy!! I so happy...!

>>149474737
F

The old pirates hats are extremely kino

>>149474671
imagine being such a flying circus of a sports league that you let a team relocate with basically no actual stadium plan already set in stone

>>149474625
the comfortable feeling of popping a light beer in the early afternoon, having a gentle buzz as you watch the sun drift through the sky, finishing the twelver around the 7th inning of the angels game tonight and drifting off to sleep
(i'm 12 days without alcohol right now)

don't you think it's kind of ironic that a 5'4 doyerpaco is mocking a 5'8 millionaire?

He died before he was to be inducted into Cooperstown this year... F.

>>149474641
soon!

>>149474763
MLB literally exists to make money for the owners. It’s a business.

>>149474773
how is this HoF worthy?

>>149474657
>tani on the hill
seethe

ITFDB

>>149474797
this post is not okay, chud

ITFDB!

LET'S GO METS

>>149474809
>throws 25 pitches
>allows 2 runs
>0-4
nothing personal kid

>>149474737
>>149474773
>born in 51
>mlb debut in 63
>retired in 77
Prodigy

>>149474827
>the EASIEST schedule in baseball

>>149474001 (OP)
My pirates ):. He was going to be inducted in the hall of fame next month too ):

>>149474737
rip. won a championship in oakland didn't he?

>>149474797
>3 gold gloves
>2 Batting Titles
>2x WS champion
>an MVP
how is it not? Based leadoff Lindouble btw.

ohtani lead off dinger incoming

sneks

>>149474833
>with ALL their pitchers on the IL

>>149474858
cringe

My angels got heemed by the Nats, of all teams
Should I be worried?


(At least the drone show was cute)

>>149474868
but enough about the Houston Astros

>>149474871
obsessed

>>149474646
>>149474748
>>149474837
>>149474880

can't believe Ohtani took that meatball for strike 3

>>149474879
>bangs on trashcans
nothing personal kid

Mets score early! Thank you Soto.

>>149474840
Why was he inducted so late? Dude has been retired for 35 years

>>149474879
who?

>>149474912
>>149474891

Ohtani, you got ta GOtani!

Let's go Mets!

>>149474926
your 2025 world series champions

freddie :)

>>149474868
>whining about injured pitchers
That’s baseball in 2025 anon. Starters are always hurt

>>149474924
probably didn't get the votes he needed at the time, so one of those panels they have that goes over older players that might've been skipped over in their time voted him in

“I can dream because of Ohtani”
-Martin Luther King, Jr

>3 pitch K
>stares at middle-middle 90mph
This is the greatest baseball player in history?

>>149474947
fucking bullshit umpball

>>149474947
world series

How many ABs until Ohtani pitches?

>>149474960
knows ball
>>149474797
does not

i dont get it

>>149474956
Yeah, but only one team can have the best record despite that

>>149474821
I told you to stop saying my line faggot

>>149474953
but enough about the Los Angeles Dodgers

>>149474985
>doesn’t know ball

>>149474947
He’s downloading

uh oh, Giolitos pitching half decent, time for the bats to go cold

>>149474978
yes, he did this in the world series too, correct

that walky muncy

max muncy is fat

almost munced that 3-0

>>149474993
because of the easiest schedule? yeah, I guess...

>>149474924
The writers are retards

>>149475001
fact: you have never heard of dave parker before today.

posting a webm of ohtani striking out is like winning the world series to gayals

LMAO DODGERS

>>149475062
correct, because he isn't a HoF if he was a 'toid

Digits and Ohtani gives up a grand slam

>>149475063
>>149475018

>>149475037
oh no no no astromiguels.....
https://powerrankingsguru.com/mlb/strength-of-schedule.php

WHY IS THERE A DELAY

>>149475037
literal cope.

>>149475062
I’m his son in law dickhead

Well you heard Roberts, he's going 2 innings today

pfma

kimtani

>>149475129
Because you don't know how to hold a hammer

>>149475084
o no, it's retarded.

Imagine pretending to be a knowitall about a child’s game lmao

>Ohtani needs to rehab before he gets a REAL start
>let's tell him to only throw his 100MPH arm destroyers and see what happens

what should i have for lunch? these are my options:
vegetable soup
turkey/avocado sandwich
ham sandwich
beef jerky
protein bar that gives me the shits
cheez-its
greek yogurt with blueberries
french bread pizza
get in my car and get fast food slop (chickfila, taco bell, or mcdonalds)

Only 89 pitches needed Sonny Gray.
>>149474001 (OP)
Hot dogs are made of lips and assholes.

Why does ohtani only pitch to Rushing and not will smiff

Ah, so Conforto is playing LF.

>>149475124
did you just show that the astros and tigers have had the hardest schedule in baseball and have nearly identical records to the team with the easiest schedule?

>paco still seething about 2017
>thinks everyone is a trashfan

>>149475182
cheezerts

>>149475097
wow good one.

>ohtani no-no broken up by witt jr
FUCK

>>149474993
>>149475136

What's going on with Bauer? He said he's a top 15 pitcher in the world last year, but he's struggling in NPB. Chances of him playing in MLB again?

Manny made sure we wouldn't risk a no hitter today

>>149475199
green is the easiest schedule retard
>>thinks everyone is a trashfan
its pretty obvious kek

dodger outfielders are a little slow

>already spamming bad sweepers
pig roach sisters... I don't feel so good

>>149475182
You should have some fruit rollups and gogurt.

Walktani :(

>>149475177
t. 07/05 holotranny oldfag

walktani

yeah this fucker isn't going 2 innings

>ohtani has two runners on
no...

>three pitches a foot off the plate into a walk
wow incredible glad this fraud is on the hill

he taketh the walks and giveth the walks

>>149475223
Virtually 0. Clubs are not going to sign a cooked 35 year old.

DABU PRAY

daburu pray

DOUBLE PLAY!

it takes two!

>>149475223
>35 year old
>controversial
>not even that good in the league he's playing in
no chance, honestly bet the Baystars won't even resign him if he keeps playing like this.

>>149475232
you should probably delete this KEK

One more inning please, Roberts!

>>149475182
My last digit chooses.

oh yeah double play

>>149475272
>>149475259
>>149475255
>>149475253
>>149475247
>>149475243
apologize to ohdaddy

>fastball is looking good
>sweeper, cutter, sinker all look poor
>FUCK IT BETTER SPAM FASTBALLS 100MPH
>blows out arm
This will be Ohtani in August

>>149475320
>9 choices
>0
uhhhhh i guess i'm skipping lunch

Either cubyals or cubgers is winning today

>>149475320
Fasting then.

That double play guaranteed another inning of Ohtani on the mound

>>149475337
It’s the breaking stuff that tears up the arm

>Bassitt

Stop.

Conforto gonna get a hit here

thinkin bout bassball

>>149475342
>ohtani winning the world series in his first year with the doyers is like winning the world series

i think yams should DH whenever ohtani is pitching

>102
Ohtani throwin HEAT

ruh roh

Pendulums swinging the other way today.

so dodgers had a harder schedule in the first half of the season and came out of it with the best record in baseball, and now have an easier schedule on the back half. how is this an own?

>>149475399
>falter
>the game falters

>kim was hitting too much
>better sit him for a week
i love david roberts

They SUCK!

>>149475419
they can't keep getting away with it...

>>149475317
Oh no they're playing at the same pace they played at this point last year!
The dodgers have never won the world series in a year where they've won 100+ games
Also they got done with their toughest stretch of the schedule a few weeks ago (playing nothing but over .500 teams with only a couple off days) and they went 17-11.

Hyeseong Kim will be on the postseason roster

STEAL THE BASE KIM

>>149475414
They're Padresfags seething about 2-5

They call em breaking pitches because of what they do to the elbow

>>149475414
fags are just coping. let them seethe.

There goes the comet

so easy

Bassitt aint got it today.

Good ab for Rushing here

Lindor leading the way

OHTANI BACK ON THE MOUND

Lux fucks the Padres

>2nd inning ohtani
digits and he gives up a home run

Yeah it's a really bad Bassitt start where he struggles against lefties

holy fuck Bassitt what are you fucking doing?

>>149475550
OH MY GOD THANK YOU, GAVIN

>>149475570
I count 9 digits here so naturally he will give up 9 home runs

Sneks

What's the matter with the Padres anyway, I know the Reds are hot right now but what is this

>>149475569
RED RAIN IS POURING DOWN (on the mets)
REEEEED RAIN

>>149475603
padres were always overrated shit

>>149475599
>another sloppa fag
grim

I can't trust Bassitt in a playoff game. There's just no shot.

I'd like Ohtani to pitch through their entire line up at least once before considering pulling him.

Pages hustles unlike Teo

>>149475599
not of fan of slop but this one has a certain "je ne sais quoi"
also based snek posta

>>149475599
Are there actually Asians in Phoenix? I thought it was all Mexicans with bbls.

>>149475603
clubhouse vibes are gone. we need the power of friendship back.

Ktani

>hitting the high 90s and 100s for 2/3 of the pitches
Ohtani you dumb fuck you're going to break again before postseason

Ktani

>>149475663
>they need ai to generate attractive fans for them
faggotbacks kek

striking out a rookie with a .177 BA will be the highlight of Ohtani's game today

KKtani and his Doggie Doos

>>149475599
jesus christ, this is horrible. can you not find real pics of women who are sneks fans?

:)

>watching ohtranny pitch two innings is like winning the world series for doyerpacos
kek its kino!

Would be kino if Ohtani hit a homer on his second AB here

>>149475761
les go les go

>>149475603
dodgers unironically brainbroke them

I missed ACEtani so much, bros.

Any and all seething about my sneks will be sent to Manfreds office where you will be subsequently banned from baseball.

Blue Jays aren't making it past the wild card this year.

>>149475665
>Are there actually Asians in Phoenix?
Corbin is Asian

The Metsies are winning :)

>>149475603
Cease sucks, King hurt, Kolek and Randy are good Inning eaters but not SP Ace worthy, fluke shit. Idk if Yu coming back, Tatis slumps so everyone else sucks, Merrill got that contract extension slump, Arraez pops up and doesn't take a walk, middle lineup is awful, two fat old catchers, Maldonado has the most passed ball in the league, SP doesn't give us full 6th innings, offense hit singles and no slug therefore more bullpen usage. Everything sucks. They almost got no hitted by Nick Martinez....

>>149475795
same bro
next time he'll go three innings i just FEEL it!

>>149475738
and bring a rattlesnake to a game you retard

It's such a joy to watch the GOAT pitch again

Lugo is a good pitcher but this ump is helping him

>>149474517
2hus husband?

>dodger pitchers have also hit for a hundred years
>pbp comments on the logistics of going from hitting to pitching like it's the most impossible transition between innings
holy fucking shit shut the fuck up you retards

Solid pitching by Lugo

>>149475546
>>149475351
>>149475687
>>149475795
>dodgers playing
>thread flooded with faggotry and chinkslurping
surely this is just a coincidence?

>>149475876
no one cares doyerpaco

STRIKEOUTANI KEK

Ohtani, you got ta GOtani!!

lol
lmao even

>>149475895
Never forget who runs this shit.

Solid outing from Ohtani

>>149475871
remember when you came out of the closet itt?

>>149475599
at least post a real one

>>149475876
everybody cares doyerchad

I swear these niggas are literally incapable of reaching base unless there are 2 outs already

>>149475871
Based Sweden, BASED Sweden!!!!

>>149475945
No

time for LOBgers

rallykiller teo time

>>149475876
agree on both

>>149475914
and let me guess, the taxpayers will have to pay for it?

>>149475914
my god look at that stache

>>149475876
some people care doyercitizen

>>149475861
is having a rattlesnake in the photo such a deal breaker that you have to post the shittiest ai sloppa that's ever been posted here?

>>149475895
best fans in basedball

>>149475973
haha of course! who needs teachers?

>>149475960
>>149475963

>>149475909
congrats on the world series win bro

>>149475958
Oh.

teosisters what happened.....

gonna miss Lugo when we trade him after a few more weeks of shitting the bed on this season

reminder Royals are on pace for 222 runs at home this year, the fewest EVER by teams with a DH

>>149475989
sloppa making you seethe
grim

>>149476009
Classic

>>149476009
based non insecure swede admiring another based man's physique

Reds are currently Redding!

pacos are living vicariously through their fundies again

>>149476092
>The machine is churning

>ohtani eating up innings for an injured dodgers team while scoring 81 runs so far
yup, another MVP

>>149475414
>so dodgers had a harder schedule in the first half of the season
literally faced the most sub .500 teams of anyone at 40, the next closest was Mets at 35 and Phillies at 34

>It's such a joy to watch the GOAT pitch again
yep, it's gonna be awesome watching pedro martinez pitch at the mets alumni classic game

>challenged
no please...

>>149476047
not seething, pointing out how shitty this particular sloppa was and implied how pathetic it is that someone would post it, but you do you.

>>149475795
>>149475853
>pacos unaware that ohtani never pitched for the dodgers before June of 2025
the absolute state of these “fans”

>call overturned
kek shitty umps

Yeah that's an out

ROYALS ARE THE WORST BASE STEALERS IN THE LEAGUE HOLY FUCK
SMALL BALL MANUFACTURED RUN TEAM CAN'T RUN

>>149476183
based obsessed retard

Real ‘toid hours

ass was too fat, kim slapped the tag on it

>doyerpacos seething over the fact we called all their achievements before 2024 a "world series win" that they want to try to overuse the phrase in 2025
oof

When /sp/ watches this movie, they get mad about Jenny because deep down they know they’re Forrest.

I was in the shower but had the radio on, cool homer domzone!

>>149476219
cringe ironic :^)

>>149476125
doubt

i legit can't tell what's a ball or a strike with this umpie man.

>>149476232
right? LOL

>>149476173
type some more about this one too

>>149476241
That’s how you know he’s doing his job

>>149476227
We still need to cast /mlb/ the movie

Teo looking fat out there

>>149476230
you shouldn't shower during a thunderstorm, anon

>>149476212
not surprised, Kansas City, Kansas is literally half Latino

>>149476227
I just get mad when /sp/ pretends sandlot was a good movie

>>149476250
>mickey mouse posting in the big 25
holy fucking obsessed

Bassitt looking like absolute dogshit, just in time for the Yaks series

what does teo do?

>>149476262
>precipitation
>in the summer

Teo gonna get flack for that again

Teo fucking sucks kek

28th DOUBLE FOR BOBBY BASEBALL
league leading!

rushing saved a run

>>149476266
sandlot was good if you ignore the:
blatant racism
blatant sexism
the fact they let 8 year olds chew tobacco
that one kid sexually assaulted the lifeguard
that one kid stole from his dad and never got punished
and of course the animal abuse of chaining a dog outside the house in the heat of the summer

>>149476266
/sp/ thinks they’re benny but they’re actually smalls

>>149476266
It doesn’t have to be a “good movie” to be comfykino, I bet you play ball like a GIRL!

>>149476250
obsessed.

>can't run
>can't hit
>can't field
>has a nice smile
i love teo so much bros :)

>>149476304
no, they're the fat catcher

>>149476303
>t. queermo gaylord

no, you will not be stealing second

LE HECKIN SANDLOT

doggie doos got em seething again!

doyers are aware this is one of the worst teams in baseball, right? shouldn't they be winning by 20?

>>149476303
this
so much this
all of this

The best baseball movie has always been a league of their own

>>149475738
NTA but here you go

>>149476341
vpn off faggotswede

Royals waited until Ohtani was off the mound to score so he wouldn't be credited the loss!

>>149476390
based classy royals

>>149476381
>>149475738
jeez i forgot the file...

LE HECKIN SANDLOT! LE HECKIN BEAST! YOURE KILLIN ME SMALLS! HE SAID THE HECKIN LINE!

>>149476390
manfred mandated it

>>149476383
it's not a vpn, i live in solvang and my flag autoswitches to usa when i use the wifi at mcdonalds

Dodgers pitching is going to be their downfall.

tim trolling the radiofags kek

>>149476406
that's better.

Miakel, my hero!

>bad gateway
>connection error
anyone else?

>>149476414
Does this really happen? I rarely travel outside the country

Finally Seager doing something.

kek some autist itt watched sandlot for the first time in his 30s and is offering up a critique like some letterbox faggot (for the third time this month).

sandlot is better than your favorite movie

>>149475599
mustaaaaaaaaaard

>>149476433
yes :(

/sp/ you should text her

>>149476433
Same. I have to try 3 times to post

YOU ARE KILLING ME SMALLS! YOU ARE KILLING ME!

Kim gone golfing xD

/sp/, you should text her :)

>>149476433
Yes D:

>>149476410
>he has every character and line memorized

Mets aren't playing today are they?

>>149476466
>>149476492
I did and she said you’re a faggot and then sent me nudes

>>149476509
that is a lie

I've never seen sandlot.

how come when an error is made that would have otherwise been the 3rd out, the ensuing 2 run homerun still gets counted as 0 earned runs? shouldnt it be 1 earned run? at what point in the inning do you start counting the runs as earned again or do you just never for the rest of the inning?

>>149476241
neither can the umpie. this scorecard is going to be hilarious

>>149476492
but she doesn't like baseball

>>149476503
Yeah, as evident by the lack of bugposting

RIP Dave Parker

>>149476509
Sounds like a keeper

beautiful day to beat the Dodgers dicks off

>>149476491
bats no like curveball. bats are scared

>>149476439
you're the kind of person who defends 90s movies that feature homophobia and racism like clueless

>>149476518
LOOK AT THIS GUY! HE DIDNT SEE THE GREATEST BASEBALL MOVIE OF ALL TIME WHICH IS JUST KIDS JUST PLAYING BASEBALL! REEEEE

>>149476518
You should consider watching it late in life and then soiying out about it on /mlb/ unprompted, it will make the thread much better for everyone

>>149476550
>>149476552
Sorry, I didn't know.

>>149476540
why aren't you there instead of inside shitposting in /mlb/?

>>149476518
FAKE BASEBALL FAN DETECTED!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149476540
this really makes me wanna grill some dogs and have some beers

>>149476540
why are there more royals fans there than doyer fans?

gay louis kek

owie!

Royals commentator saying Jack Caglione is an iPad kid and to get off the screen and into the game (game ending GIDP last night)

no one ever mentions the Bad News Bears here

WWF as a kid
MLB as a adult
peak kino

>>149476567
my broke ass friends want to go to a cheaper series. wouldn't swing $70 to get out of the nosebleeds/sun

Is this White Sox pitcher Adrian Houser just a Fucking ace with electric stuff that he is shutting down the Giants like this?

Imagine if Jarren Duran hangs himself in his bedroom tonight.

>>149476550
have sex.

>>149476518
dont worry, its not even a top 5 baseball movie

>>149476578
More of a jack lemon guy.

>>149476601
Bull Durham status?

>>149476563
my broke ass friends want to go to a cheaper series. wouldn't swing $70 to get out of the nosebleeds/sun

>>149476567
hell yeah brother, 4th of July cookout soon!

>>149476608
Everyone is too old except Costner.

>>149476608
this is a romcom with baseball as its background

BRICE TURANG

Field of Dreams status?

>bases loaded
>maldonado
yeah we're not scoring shit

>>149476596
ME AND GF DRANK ONIONS WHILE WATCHING THE HECKIN SANDLOT. THEN WE DID SEXY TIME HMPH ERMPH SAY THE LINE JIMMY YOU ARE.. YOU ARE KILLING ME SMAAAAAALLS AAAAAAAA

1. Major League
2. Field of dreams
3. Moneyball
4. Angels in the outfield
5. Bad news bears

For me it’s A Kid in King Arthur’s Court

These MotherFucking Umps! They aren't even Fucking pretending to try anymore! How soon until we can get rid of these Assholes? Nobody comes to the park to watch these Cocksuckers!

>>149476426
you have to understand anon, we are a salt of the earth bring your lunch to work .500 ballclub. we dont have insta slags, we have nurses and moms.

Ball is dead today, ffs

This ump fuckig blows

>>149476670
Field of Dreams is overrated and Anaels in the outfield just straight up sucks.

hey KC, we'll give you mookie and conforto for witt and lugo. deal?

>>149476670
I agree with 1 - 3. Angels in the Outfield is really bad though and the worst of the 90s kid's baseball movies, which is strange because the cast is stacked with good actors.

So sick of these Assholes... Look at this Bullshit! And they just Fucking get away with it day after day!

>>149476677
>salt of the earth bring your lunch to work
more liek silica of the desert cook your meth in a trailer

>>149476703
>>149476708
I'll admit I likely have nostalgia bias for angels.

dodgers shitty D continues

Field of Dreams
Major League
For The Love of The Game
Moneyball

>>149476708
Is that.. IS THAT LE HECKIN SANDLOT?! THE GREATEST SPORTS MOVIE OF ALL TIME! HECKIN!

>>149476518
Me either. I've only watched Mr. Baseball and Moneyball

It's not over berdinals bros.
>bad gateway
Why I can't post. Hiro stop watching Ohtranny and fix this site.

Hello

doyer bros, why are you losing the royal's world series?

now it's over. gg gayals.

It’s never been this over

>>149476738
>>149476738
I watched it a few times as a kid but I watched ROTY and Sandlot prob hundreds of times

why would i watch shitty pitching and anemic offensive interspersed with the rare solo home run? it's legitimately shitty to watch right now unless yams or may are on the hill.

Casparius was feeling under the weather but decided to gut it out to "help" the team. yay!

every real dodger fan is watching saba anyways

Not Casparius fault desu
He got mindbroken by Ohtani's nasty outing.
Enough of this nip diva

>>149476803
HECKIN BASED! THE SANDLOTERINO IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!

Will the Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD?

the trashcans are gonna feast on this shit team KEK

Jintsbros, I've just about had it with this fucking base running!
wasn't Wisely picked off yesterday as well?
Also, wtf is up with all these fucking errors when I try to post?

Pasquatch is in the building with a 3 run homer!
AWWOOOOO!!!
team mirin his biceps in the dugout lol

some of you would benefit greatly from lobotomization and I say that in the kindest way possible

Looking like a 6pm ish restart… get those ears ready folks

im getting old bros... i have to keep the page at 150% just be to able to read

>>149476903
dying out?

Royals!

>>149476903
I'm leaning forward in my chair more and more instead of hanging back. not feeling this.

>>149476858
>pasquatch
stop using this retarded forced nickname. george brett call him the italian nightmare. he's the italian nightmare, end of discussion

>>149476917
my eyesight sure is!

>>149476857
matty sending runners at the worst time is one thing but this was pure wisely

>>149476903
>turning 28 in a couple months
>eyesight has been progressively getting worse each year
>have to wear glasses all the time now
its over for me...

>>149476934
pasquatch is a much better nickname than "the italian nightmare"

lugo's a fun pitcher to watch. kim's a fun player to watch.

>it was 6-0
>alsorans thought the game ended in the 5th inning

>Luis Arraez home run
what a dumb series

>5 BB, 4 H, 0 R
what kind of black magic bullshit does Lugo have in that arm

1. Baseketball
2. Bad News Bears
3. The Naked Gun
4. The Scout
5. The Babe Ruth Story

>>149476934
Pasquatch is great and everyone loves the bigfoot in the stadium
You’re seething about my Royals

>>149476958
I got lasik surgery in a third world country and my eyesights fine

I need to be bent over and filled up. Dicked down hard as I plead for more cock...

digits and ohtani hits a grand slam right here

Donovan grand salami incoming.

>>149477015
way to go fucker

Is that wise?

jfc how many times does Rushing have to go down looking before he realizes he has to start swinging the bat a little more

>>149477014
da fuck?

who wants to sing it with me?

>>149476903
I feel you bro. I have mine at 115 or 125 I forget because I'm primarily a phone poster.
But focusing close to my phone then to my TV back in forth strains the fuck out of my eyes

Anyone else having problems posting?

>>149476874
Finally a good one

>>149477010
my eye doctor asked me
>if you want to be able to see without glasses for the next 10 years but then need bifocals for the rest of your life, get lasik. otherwise, you'll only need a far sided prescription for the rest of your life
only idiots do a meme surgery like lasik

My Royals pitchers are mindbreaking Doggie Doos

>>149477014
Calm down, Alice

>>149477041
nope :^)

>ohtranny hitting under .300
KWAB

>>149477063
wait until you see what Joto is hitting this year

>>149477041
yeah. similar to that shit a couple weeks back when I couldn't image post at all most of the night. this time it's a lag on most posts

Jack, you're just not ready son

>>149477046
yeah lasik is something you save for when youre in your 50s or 60s

>>149477041
Ye.

Comedy Central A and Comedy Central B are FUCKING the NL West!

sneks

Where is nu…tho?

>doyers losing by 6
>suddenly no more faggotry and vtuber spam
6th inning? lets roll homie.

>>149477079
>315 total at bats in the minor leagues
at least you guys can't be accused of service time manipulation

>>149477190
New Thread

>>149477139
that's what we all have to look forward to-wearing those tablet sized wraparound sunglasses while driving 27 mph on the road hunkered over the steering wheel

>>149477205
>>149477205
>>149477205

>0-4tani
kek!

Hard to make nu with the lagging captchas

New
>>149477190

>>149476815
Watching both.

>>149476424
need one of these with a Jays cap

>>149477871
every time you post this, you just admit to seething about 2017 and I bathe in your tears lol