Thread 149685788

mariners :(
>>149684662

resd

doyers

METS WIN

Hololive owns /mlb/

Yankees.

>>149685788 (OP)
Jintsbros /we/ got your back tonight

Fuck Yeah

For me it’s traveling to watch baseball and YOUR New York Metropolitans!

>>149685803
Baskins!

>>149685788 (OP)
Angels

Thanks for the win, Orioles! Orange team alliance! Go Giants btw.

me when a female commentator

Philthies RISP

>>149685799
Please re upload with her face blurred out. Haunting.

>>149685816
Flyovers kek KEK

Thanks Jintsbros for keeping the Philthie keks your bitches since 2010 and running! -MettieJettie

Jays

>>149685799
what the fuck is this

>>149685812
those are men. the twink in the baseball uni could get it tho.

Doyers

The only baseball game I'd travel for is Hololive night

>>149685833
Braves brah…

>>149685813
Kek, it's kino!

0-28 in last four games with RISP

kek

death to the opposition

>>149685799
this is a good one

>>149685842
>>149685813
Based af BASED AF!!

>>149685845
The raw milk and whatever other bullshit Harper is eating is going to kill him lmao. He loos like he's aged 25 years in half that amount of time.

>>149685847
He's referring to the Dodgers 26 man roster

>>149685847
Lmao

>>149685847
Ohtani allows us to dream

Always thought SF’s broadcast sounded like boomers and it’s literal boomers hahaha

>>149685845
Castellanos is so ugly lmao

>>149685841
lets gooooooooooooooo

>>149685857
They're my favorite broadcasters that aren't my team's.

Life
Death
Taxes
The Yankees shitting on the faggot ass mariners

death to the opposition

Italian Legend Sam Aldegheri

>>149685873

put take me out to the holosuite on that tv and it's much more accurate

>>149685847
As a Milwauke resident the only Asians we have are filthy Hmongs

>>149685857
You now realize the best broadcasters are boomers and the younger ones are all trash. Except for maybe Wayne Randazzo.
>>149685869
Same.

Juan Soto is good, send post

ITS A TIE GAME

>>149685891
Post received.

dodgers

>>149685873
I look like this but I have no idea what this >>149685886 means

Let's go Action Jackson

>>149685889
My Jays got lucky with Dan Shulman and his son Ben

Merrill snags it! Good shit, now start hitting white man!

>>149685904

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Take_Me_Out_to_the_Holosuite

just took a fat fucking fuentes. might take an anthopolous later.

>>149685889
I'm a bit bias but I think Aaron Goldsmith is a fantastic broadcaster. The rest of the crew I think is pretty good, but Goldy is very good imo.

omg the tardinals are losting to the nations again lol

Too many fucking walks

>>149685911
didn't you drunk buy a hat about this shit or something?

>Braves retain mostly the same roster this season, lose hitting coach and don't have Acuna/Strider to start season
>Literally fucking garbage
How does one coach literally destroy that team?

>>149685926

no i wanted to but the auction was over. it was a production piece, one that actually made air

Fuck you for that one ump

>>149685907
I liked Buck Martinez tbqh idk the new kid cause I haven’t had a lot of time to watch even my Mets, let alone other teams.

>>149685911
I 100% thought this was going to be some hololive vtuber shit

>>149685930
ah gotcha i thought it was a replica

BALL FOUR, GET BACK TO THE BATTERS BOX

they're walkin' them!

>>149685889
older guys have mellowed out so there are fewer hot takes but a lot of them still douche it up plenty esp if they've always been assholes.

>>149685939
I had faith it wasn’t, Winky is too based and baseball pilled for that gay shit.

Just punt this game, let Aldegheri pitch the rest of it. We're going to need the bullpen in this series.

>>149685937
Dan does the play-by-play on TV and Ben does it on radio. Buck is semi-retired due to health issues unfortunately.

cards

How could White Sox fans watch 121 losses while also having long ass games because of rain?

>>149685939

i have some terrible habits but watching a 3d person watch videos will never be one of them

>>149685955
let people enjoy things

>>149685952
Damn, Gary has that benign tumor on his neck and I fear one day we will get the news he had to step away from the booth to deal with it :(

does anyone have the picture of this character about to tie a noose around its neck? I had it saved on my old hard drive that died

Alright, we ain't winning this one. I'm gonna go for a walk. GG Rangers.

>>149685977
comfy

Angels are in a pickle
>oh! I was supposed to get pickles

>turned off the game when it was 6-2
>Mets immediately score 4 runs
>Mets win 7-6

>>149685967
Here's a better one

my team is shit

>>149685992
Sometimes I wish they weren't so injured yet they've found ways to hang around.

>Tijuan Walker pulled out of the game
Maybe my Jintsies can get some more runs on the board. That guy always does great against us.

>>149685995
What happened? They were surging just a week ago.

>>149686019
no...

we still got it we still got it

>>149685992
I turned it on when I woke up and they tied it then took the lead. Have a hit off the rally doink anyway!

>>149686019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa-ZIXJdDW4

>>149685857
They're both sick rn please understand.
I literally watch my Jints because of them even in the bad years. They're getting old and I know they won't be here much longer. The guy on the right has some degenerative disease and is in a wheel chair so he doesn't travel with the team anymore :(

>>149686008
You guys already won the game are gonna sweep this Philthie squad again, calm down.

why is this retard still pitching?

>>149685857
The one giants announcer has been doing playoffs for a long time

>>149686048
Last year when he was on the Mets I called him Zach Shart on Reddit and got downdooted for being mean

>tonight's TOR@CHW game has been called in the 7th inning due to rain
GG White Sox, see ya tomorrow.

gaylanta is on a mission

>>149686056
>No bullpen arms whatsoever used
Thanks, Chicago weather

>>149686056
>game's over

>>149686061
ain't

10-0 A's after 3 Innings.

lmao

>>149686064
Jays are now one win away from tying the franchise record at 11 consecutive wins.

Did you see how fast Schwarber just stole that base?

>>149686053
>Reddit

Barfs, give me Acuña and Sean Murphy, and Profar.

I got up to take a shower what the fuck happened

can someone just score a run already?

Wtf he looked safe?

Metsies are feeling GOOOOOD tonight.

>>149686087
anglels baseball happened

lmaoing @ angels enjoyers

>>149685916
nice WebM

Make that 0-28 with runners for the Lillies

>>149686107
Why do you do this to yourself

>the Astros buck broke my Doyers
It's so over that it's joever.....

Remember when everyone claimed the Barves were geniuses for locking down their young guys to cheaper contracts? How did that work out?

Good news Philthies! You finally scored with a runner in scoring position! The bad news you say? You will still lose this game due to your equally atrocious bullpen! Anyway Mets division leader again so bing bing wahoo!

dodgers are losing on purpose for entertainment purposes

>>149686113
I only remember barve faggots, who have since disappeared, saying that. AA being the GOAT gm and such.

stop the count

>>149686104
good night for a pint, how bout we crack open some 394s together, brother?

>>149686113
I legitimately don't understand what happened. Ronald Acuna missed a full month and is an all-star starter. I know they lost some pitching depth but it's still the same core that made the playoffs last year

Welp ggs guardos
I’m going to go play vidya rather than watch this

>troonstros and josh hader
KEK where have you niggers been all day

post your
>team
>waifu
rangers fan reporting in

What were the Astros thinking when they saw this?

>>149686104
>>149686136
Dodgers lost on Hololive Night, why are you still here?

>Yankees scored 10 runs
>A's have 10 runs
Yankletics.

>>149686114
If I'm Wheeler, I'd demand a trade having pitch for a team who can only score once every 28th runner on second.

>>149686141
Doyerpacos still seething
Lol

>>149686137
all of the gayves players had career years in 2023. Last year they regressed to the mean and this year idfk.

Rojas could learn a thing or two from Yastrzemsk

>>149686146
Jints

>>149686177
he's at the all you can eat sushi restaurant

>>149686177
I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>149686176
yeah like, a career year for a lineup gets you 100 wins, that same lineups mean still gets a wild card, and now besides acuna they're all regressing simultaneously? when having a strong clubhouse connection goes south

>>149685799
Please appear in JAV soon!

>>149686135
When did this happen

now you understand why pitching is the most important position

>>149686177
I saw him at a buffet in Milwaukee, seems like he miraculously isn't injured anymore when he's allowed to eat

>>149686177
gone but not forgotten

>>149686177
Muncy glasses has sign stealing technology.

>>149686152
>THIS IS OUR WORLD SERIES

>>149686198
I sat with Max Muncy at a fancy dinner once, this gala charity event. We were in tuxes and he sat across from me. At one point early on a waiter brought out caesar salads, and Max started rubbing his tummy and making “yummy” noises like a toddler. Just as I picked up my salad fork—Max Muncy slapped it out of my hands. “Don’t,” he said, like scolding a dog. Stunned, I went to pick up the fork again but this time Max placed his sweaty hand on my wrist. “Like me,” he growled. He then mimed rolling up his sleeves…and proceeded to eat his salad with his hands like Cookie Monster. Lettuce and croutons went flying from his fat hands to his mouth. I was about to ask, “What the fuck?” but his blonde date made eye contact with me. She quickly shook her head, as if saying, “Just let him do this. He needs it.” I forgot to ask for his autograph: my biggest regret.

>>149686128
*jumps into painting*

>>149686019
kek

And so the 0-28 RISP streak begins anew again!

>>149686231
THE SCHWARBAMBINO

Goatajon. Keep up the good work!

:(

Good thing Goku got Schwarbs ball

I sent Marte's mom a text last night lol

>>149686241
You sick fuck

Nice job Kyle

YES Network showing exactly what the people wanna see

Arraez DINGER

>giving a home run to Arraez
so this is the power of the sneks

>>149686238
It's okay fren. Phillies bout to send out both their worst pen arms for the 8th and 9th.

>>149686247
I wouldn’t kick him outta bed for eating ointment

>Arraez
Blue is painting a real Picasso tonight

the stump the fans trivia question was "who're the only phillies to hit into mccovey cove" right before that knock

>>149686257
You said we were going to sweep you. Be gone reverse jinxer!

>Sthrahm coming into the 8th with Romano coming into the 9th
gg jints

>>149686196
today

>>149686247
about how many WebMs do you have saved? do you delete most of them or keep folders?

>>149686253
Can you share some of that watermelon.

>>149686264
Still are. Just watch

Pls sneks! If the padres win, my wife 2hu will let me back in bed and we’ll have sex!

>>149686260
Howard?

>>149686269
>with Romano coming into the 9th
But... why

>>149686273
You, look at my message, and share that watermelon hat.
>>149686250

>>149686284
Because Thompson thats why

>>149686208
did dustin may deserve it bros?

Chihuahuas put belt to ass on the Las Vegas Aviators, and the Rags are putting belt to ass on the angels. Good day.

>>149686272
I have like 3 GBs worth of videos. I used to have more, but I got a new computer and never ported the files over.

Angels ain’t it

>>149686294
>I got a new computer and never ported the files over.
God i still need to do that too

MY 2025 giants

>>149686292
I'm sorry but I still can't tell if this chihuahuas poster is satire/a persona from some anon here or an actual die hard el pasoan fan.

>>149686284
Because yer fat, boy!

city teamies azz fuck ya

The angels? They ain’t it.

>both LA teams getting blown out by both Texas teams just days apart.
There's a joke in there somewhere.

>>149686319
congrats on the july world series

>>149686319
dude I fucking love poly ticks

Fuck it im going to sleep. If the phillies blow this i dont want to see it anyway

>>149686304
Our

>>149686270
the 2nd half implosion is going to be legendary

>>149686256
Why don't you fuck off out of /mlb/ like your sister did Mococo?

Yo Dads stop stealing all these HRs

>>149686324
You are gonna check the mlb app the second your head hits the pillow and you know it

>>149686330
unfortunately mococo never vowed to leave like fuwawa

Acuna Jr. is on the trade block but who's buying?

>>149686292
there's no way that's a real team

>>149686308
Most anons can’t fathom how far El Paso is from a major league stadium

>>149686319
Yeah. Manfred is giving them the wins because of the floods

>Be Philthies
>RISP

>>149686351
you should be nicer i'm the only person who replies to you most of the time <3

we need to light the stove now more than ever

>>149686360
Ignitor burnt out. You got a match?

Giants comeback begins

how many more losses until we stop seeing doyerpacos here?

>>149686362
>got a light?

>>149686369
organize the parade buddy

>>149686369
>why can't I stop thinking about the dodgers?

>>149686369
A sweep from Nord bro croo would damage their hivemind

Based Umpie remembers Harper being mean to him

>>149686277
Told you hahaha

>>149686374
What player showboats a homerun the least?

Umps giving favorable calls to my Jints again.
Sorry philbros. I'm not in charge of the script

Goddamn Phillies really about to choke this

>>149686386
lindor

>>149685788 (OP)
>Hunter Brown is cy y-ACK!

>>149686390
Twas never of if, only when.

Buster should get a refund on Adumbass

What's a successful start for Glasnow tomorrow? 3 runs allowed through 5? 80 pitch cap?

>>149686386
Lindor is about as chill as they come, even in a big spot.

That’s a rags win!

Jintsbros if we don't tie it here it's over

That sucked.
GG Rangers.

>>149686405
anything less than a no hitter at this point is a bust for Dodgers pitchers. they need anyone that can carry them

it's over

>>149686405
unfortunately that would be a minor miracle. he's been getting lit up with OKC.

Oof jints

So who the fuck do the Phillies bring into the 9th? Kekering?

>>149686414
Mookie and Freddie need to be better on offense, simple as. Shohei has been decent at pitching and batting. The bottom of the order is now filled with decent players who have been carrying their weight, and developmental players who can't be asked to carry. It's gotta be them.

>>149685788 (OP)
injuns remind me of the tigods

>10 game losing streak
>shutout 4 or 5 times, I fucking lost track of the last time this awful team scored a run
>drop 17 runs in two games, on the road against division leading Astros, including an extra inning salami
Why is baseball like this? Fucking ROCHIO got a home run and multiple RBIs this game.

>>149686441
New tigers fan here. When was this?

>>149686442
It'll even out eventually.

>Brandon Marsh
Everytime I see this guy I think "wow this dude is still in the league? He's been here forever"
I keep confusing him with Jason Werth

>>149686442
the troons are worthless garbage who burnt out after playing their world series

>doyerpacos still seething
kek

fundies still mad at the asstros kek, next will be the brewers.

>>149686451
Pretty disrespectful to compare Werth to that smelly bum

GG Dads
I wonder how many times there has been 2 stolen homers in the same game

never had any doubt

NOOOOOOO WHY CANT WE KEEP PLAYING SUB.500 TEAMS????????

>Be Philthies
>RISP

>>149686463
Long hair and beard and played for the Phillies

Everybody calm down

>>149686470
doyerpacos really do be paper tigers

>>149686472
Marsh literally doesn't wash his hair. I mean it literally when I say he's a smelly bum.

>>149686369
They’re already Tigers fans

GG Sneks, sell us Naylor and Corbin if we mathematically eliminate you tomorrow. I think we do if we win this series tomorrow. I think.

>>149686456
>>149686462
>>149686470
>>149686478
>>149686480
What were you doing in november?

obsessed .

>>149686479
OooooOOOOOooooo

>>149686442
Y’all are about to win 15 of 20 and get back in the WC picture

I SAID CALM DOWN DAMNIT!
>>149686478
>>149686480
>>149686484
>>149686486
>>149686490

>>149686484
What are you doing right now? apart from saving images of scores from the asstros games while your team drops two more games to the brew crew I mean.

>>149686470
Doyers scoring exactly 1 run in 4/5 games lol. Billion dollar payroll

>>149686492
nga shut up

>>149686492
This is what Roki Sasaki is doing instead of rehabbing? Wtf??

Cal Raleigh

>>149686492
how many of these little guys do you think you could take on in a fist fight?

>>149686493
>>149686494
>>149686495
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO CALM DOWN!

>>149686502
dozens at least

Here comes the Giants walkoff to end the game.

>>149686508
you're jinxing it i know what you're doing fuck you!!!!!

>>149686506
you think you could take on 24 of these simultaneously?

>>149686484
kek seethe bitch

>>149686502
Tree fiddy

>>149686472
I guess I was thinking about Jason Werth in his Nationals era

>>149686486
>>149686492
>>149686493
>>149686494
>>149686495
>>149686504
this is a baseball general and I'm simply discussing the games played today, including cleveland's 10-6 victory over the the troonmiguels

>>149686500
Lmao there’s a player named Roku Suzuki? What’s next, Netflix Saab pitching for the Jays?

>>149686516
>>149686513

>>149686504
Someone took this webm and instagrammed it (of course by adding a gay caption). My girlfriend sent it to me cause she thought it was funny, I didn’t tell her I’d seen it on /tv/ for years. 4chan is normie now I’m afraid.

Not looking good phillies

>>149686508
Stop jinxing it.
My Jints will put runners on with no outs and get nothing

>>149686523
the chan has always produced every popular meme

who is this 4chan

Keep the genny Dodgers related

>>149686527
I agree but to see that webm on Instagram with sound, and sent to me by her was weird. At least she found it funny kek.

Dumbass phillies

holy shit philtthies

>walk off inside the park homerun

we are approaching kino levels never before thought possible

Get walked off Sillies

what the actual shit

OMFG
OMFG
OMFG
I LOVE MY JINTS!!!!!!

poor kuips voice is kill

GG Phillies. Cya tomorrow

WALK OFF INSIDE THE PARKER

damn I love those, I just linked the youtube of angel pagan's the other day

gg philz

Can they please get rid of Jordan Romano. This is getting to Hector Neris levels of terrible.

Kek Philthies KEK KEK

kek philties

>>149686546
If you didn't know Romano was going to blow the game you haven't been watching the Phillies.

kwabs of the day : doyers, barfs and filthies

That anon that went to bed to skip this made a good choice for himself

I fucking love The Giants

>>149686511
>>149686525
You were saying?

i hate jordan romano so much its unreal

BASED MEME MAGIC

good day for NorCal baseball

giants baseball

>>149686569
We should have lost today's and yesterday's game. Looks like we got our meme magic back

>>149686573
it's called a reverse jinx, genius

>>149686522
>>149686513
>>149686566
kek trannyos

Phillies are about to DFA him, you know what to do Atkins.

>>149686566

uh...

imagine being a doyerKWAB

>>149686573
I kneel

>>149686592
reds weren't even supposed to be a playoff team to start this season and they haven't been surprising anyone so far, nobody cares about a blowout loss in June for a team like that

>>149686584
How is it a reverse jinx when I outright said the Giants were gonna comeback and win?

>>149686592
you haven't yet realized you're in the company of highly knowledgeable lifelong fans?

>>149686602
oh wait I just saw it was against the marlins lmao, never mind that's kwab territory

kek Marsh really is a fucking bum what is he doing not expecting that carom

>>149686607
nah, you're just fucking stupid lmao

>>149686608
fucking joke park meme bullshit faggotry

DIE PHILTHIES DIE!

>>149686620
kek, Romano phoneposting from the clubhouse

>>149686608
That's a hell of a carom so I can't really trash him for that but it don't change the fact that Marsh has no business being in CF. He's constantly getting eaten up by balls he misreads.

>>149686620
it'd be out everywhere else anyways

>>149686608
>expecting that carom
I hope you're not being serious

how long until manfred steps in and does something about this?

>>149686620
In any other park thats a homer nigga

>>149686636
27 rings you peasant

>>149686631

lol

i was there, the rain delay was actually fun

>>149686630
>>149686634
It’s a really hard carom but he’s sprinting full tilt at the ball. Should have stopped and waited for it to either clear the fence or to read the bounce. The second it hit the wall he had no shot.

>>149686650
brutal

>>149686634
i agree its not marsh's home park he can't be expected to know every carom angle he's playing it to bounce in a bit more not horizontally across the outfield so maybe he can stop a triple no way he expects that velo boost carom and angle off the corner

LOL

>>149686651
Hope you had fun anon

>>149686651
Kino.

>>149686651
What kind of a dork buys a Babe Ruth jersey kek

>>149686442
I mean your schedule was pretty fucked in that 10 game streak. Jays/Cards/Cubs/Tigers all in a row is though.

>>149686622
Doyerpacos still seething lol

>>149686667
Ur mum lel

>>149686657
had a blast thanks
>>149686663
thank you mate
>>149686667
i dunno cute little piece of ass that must have been under 21 was wearing a jeter jeresy and a bra so i just stopped asking questions. i thought about buying a jeresy but i didn't

GIANTS DESU

only at Oracle baby

absolute scenes

gg phils

>>149686673
What the fuck is this pic? This from the Jurassic Period?

>>149686667
gotta support the bambino

>>149686675

> jeter jeresy and a bra

you gotta ask her if she'll be your number two. number two

>>149686502
Not many. They're incredibly dense and with their small hands they can reach low pressure points and tear at genitals. I think realistically maybe 3? 4? As long as I get a good kick in on the first to approach I could maybe stand a chance against 3 of them simultaneously. If they're equipped with folded steel and trained in the art of the blade then I'm not sure I'd stand a chance against even 1 of them barehanded.

>>149686655
no one knows how to properly play that wall because it's basically at a 45-degree angle and different ball descent angles and velocities do different things. it's not more of an issue because most balls never hit that wall.

>>149686679
the jays are reviving sneedball

>>149686685
Sandlot coded post

>>149686673
>Dodgers have won two world series since this photo was taken

>>149686667
I would if stinkees stadium wasnt selling them for like $170

he's the one yankee nobody can hate

>>149686656
oh really

>>149686608
>>149686620
>>149686630
Lol what else is he supposed to do? That's a tough one coming off a brick wall.
Jints broadcasters on the radio post game said he looked like the Freeze running that out. Lol poor guy

>>149686673
How'd that World Series and the one after treating you over there Lillies bro? You still seething Sasaki and every other nip worth a damn veto from even setting foot in that fent city?

>>149686695
You're still seething we see. lol

>>149686694
you're killing me smalls!

>>149686695
Technically zero unless you consider the Mickey Mouse and Trust Fund asterisk rings.

>>149686694
HECKIN!

>>149686689
she had a dude with her i wanted to chat but i also was just like 'fuck it take in a game and enjoy mode' i want a away jersey, no name on the back. new york is my second home and i like when the city is on the front, as corny as that may sound

We get morning baybawl tomorrow

>>149686698
the ball bounced almost 90 degrees back to a cf playing straight away. it's retarded.

>>149686706
No asked you

>>149686704
>No you
I accept your concession. Ironically much like hitting and pen did tonight lol

>>149686484
>>149686516
>>149686695
*

>>149686706
This desu, the dodgers have not won a World Series since Reagan kek.

>doyerpacos still seething over the 08 and 09 NLCS
Lol couldn't be me. That's very telling. They know they're rings are souless Micky Mouse bs

That was a homer in any other ball park. Why are fentanyldelphians seething?

>Phillthies lose
>Immediately start fighting with doyerpacos instead of the FAGGets trolling them all night
his place is something else

Can’t stop thinking about the dodgers

>>149686703
Phillies only go for exciting whites and cheap spics from the Derpmanican Retardlic. You should've known that by now.

>>149686656
beautiful

>414ft
Oracle Park moment

>>149686673
>posting photos from when I was in 2nd grade
Lol wtf is this

>>149686730
Ive only seen them seething at their closer

Real ‘toid hours

>>149686685
lolol

>>149686731
I was not trolling them at all, I didn’t even watch the game. I just made the webm cause it’s a walk off inside the parker tbqhwu. Can’t speak for the rest though.

>>149686706
I asked you

>>149686643
30/30 actually cuz it was a home run

>>149686754
YAS YASSSS!!!

>>149686748
>2009
>second grade

>>149686673
>Posting 20 year old pictures
And I thought Cowgirls were desperate for relevancy with those VHS tapes. Then again this team got fucked fucked in the ass by Amaro Jr and soon DP's with Dombrowski when he gives up everything for a injured bitch like Buxton.

>>149686748
i was in 8th grade but i wasn't into sports back then kekaroo

>Doyerpacos embarrassed all week
>Disappear
>Talk shit after the game only to get booty blasted
They're still mindbroken

>>149686748
You have to be on social security to post here btw

>>149686764
Red Soxs fan here. We tried telling the Phills what happens when you have Davie do his special.

>>149686762
some tight boi bussy right there

I like that there's one autist who never misses a sandlot post

>>149686762
Bro don’t tell me you’re over 30 and wasting your life on this site lol

>>149686784
I LOVE THE SANDLOT! FREE KARMA 4 U!

>>149686773
>More dinosaur pictures
Jesus this game did more damaged to Philthie keks than I thought.

>>149686767
You seem upset that people are making fun of the doyers losing streak now and not the Mets for a change kek.

>>149686787
shut up zoomer

>>149686773
you show symptoms of early onset dementia

Why are Philly fans thinking about the dodgers?

>>149686787

bro don't tell me you're under 30 and wasting your life on this site lol

>>149686504
>>149686523
I watched this movie when I was maybe 5 years old with my grandpa and I was so scared. I didn't know it was a comedy. Btw I don't even remember this part. I just remember being scared of the vampire

>>149686804
Winky Wisdom

>>149686802
They have to think of something since they continue to be a complete KWAB against the Giants since 2010.

>>149686804
I was born in 2002 and just finished college

>>149686679
>next up athletics
it cant be stopped

Kek... KEK!!!!!

>>149686797
I expect the doyers to eat shit all the time. what is disappointed is how dumb so many posters here actually are.

>>149686773
I've been here. can't really post mookie slap or freddie :) when they're doing fuck all, and I only post sausage girl when they win.

kuip wasnt sounding to good during the call, bros :(

Real talk, which team is gonna be the one who eliminates the Phillies in the wildcard series this year? I'm thinking Giants

for me, it's the peaches

>>149686722
>>149686728
>>149686731
>>149686673
>>149686773
KWAB trannydelphians

>>149686825
brewers

reddit has better baseball discussion.

Ahem
>1986
>2008

>>149686825
Dads

>>149686830
the ending to this movie always made me cry

>>149686825
>>149686832
Real talk. stfu about who's going to beat who until we actually know what the match ups will be

FAGGets kek

>>149686813

ok fine. put 1% more than your company matches into the retirement plan

>>149686840
>embiitch

FAGGets kek

FAGGets kek

>>149686854
nothing wrong with crying when it comes to comraderie

>>149686845
LE HECKIN BEAST! HECKIN!

At least I live in beautiful Philadelphia and not in some commie shithole like LA

>>149686831
>hqdefault
Desperate false flag attempt kek

>>149686844
I 'member this nerdy hs math teacher that used to regularly tell all us students we should start saving money for retirement and how none of us paid attention to what he was saying. oh, had I only known....

>>149686864
battle of the shitholes

>>149686841
Oh silly billy we already know the Phillies are gonna make and lose in the wildcard. Least have some fun with it! I mean it's the second to last nail to what will be the biggest kwab moment in Philadelphia sports history after going from world series loss, to NLCS lost, to NLDS loss, now we're at the losing in the wildcard arc.

>>149686864
Anon i shit on LA constantly but after the things I’ve seen about Philadelphia? I don’t know about that. You have people getting high on horse tranquilizers there

The real question is who will the Mariners beat in the ALCS

>>149686878
Joe Rogan said it cures Covid shitlib

>>149686880
No one since they won't make it there, if they do they choke to the Yankees proceeding with the Yankees to choke to the Dodgers again. Fun times for all, no refunds!

>>149686880
their meat from the couch

>>149686878
That's what they call Rust Belt charm

>>149686872
>Oh silly billy
bullshit. talking about hypothetical matchups this far off is fucking stupid and you know it. stop fucking doing it.

>mariners
>playoffs
pick one

Which players are the silliest of billies?

>>149686864
i've been to philly several times, glass houses etc. granted it is much better than LA but your town is full of blacks and junkies. the true gem of the north east as well all know is new york city. philly is for people who can't afford nyc

>>149686864
Wrong California team friend, San Francisco is hours away from LA.

>>149686885
Why? Are you afraid of it actually coming true? Gotta face the inevitable eventually sweet summer child. Heck since sports betting is legal, you can at least bet your life savings on the eventual Phillies wildcard defeat. They can be depressed, but you can at least be happy with your win earnings!

>>149686869
jej fucks the faggets I just needed an image to show that even the dryers boricua bottom can shit on philly

>>149686864
Can't tell if this is bait or not. I've been to Philadelphia and it's equally a shithole.

>>149686895
they pivoted to shitting on LA and the dodgers for some reason

>>149686896
knock yourself out by doubling down on hot air for all I care but don't fault me for trying to make this a more interesting place to be in.

>>149686897
>he just… admits it
man the doyerpacos really were mindfucked this week by the asstros

>>149686895
>>149686905
tbf i'm from LA it's currently in worse condition than SF, although SF is just turning the ship. amazed i lived to see that, was happy to move

How does the best team in baseball get so little baseball discussion?

FAGGets kek

>>149686909
Nigga what part of LA were you living in?

>>149686907
Hey man, gotta least make Manfred ball some semblance of interesting for what is and still is a easily predictable season and soon postseason. Only one who seems to hate is you and Manfred... wait a minute.

>>149686911
fill up my ass with your warm man juice

>>149686905
Doyers fuel this genny

>>149686911
Just win a world series and thousands of current dodgers fans will become tigers fans overnight

New dodg-ACK! New Brewers fan here

Doyerpacos currently seething at:
>Astros
>Phillies
>Mets

>>149686920
you don't actually know dick about sports if you think they're easily predictable. otherwise, you would have already retired off of your winnings and wouldn't be bothered to post here.

>>149686884
Fentanyldelthia isn’t part of the rust belt retard

>>149686823
Kruk and kuip both have colds
Kruk is in the wheelchair more and more though :(

>>149686926
I’d consider jumping ship if they had a hololive night. It’s really my only connection to the dodgers anyway tbqh.

>>149686937
Why would I sports bet? I only recommended it to you since you seem queer enough to do it anyway and considering how butthurt you are, I think you could use a quality bet dicking.

>>149686841
>>149686885
>>149686907
>>149686937
This is what Jordan Roman does to a Philly nigga.

>>149686917
north hollywood. quiet little suburb, i guess since the train ends there a bunch of junkie hobos doing junkie things started hanging around under the freeways. one of them hit my car. don't miss this shit, live in ny and while there are bums there are no tent cities and the worst was when fling a paper cup at my elbow

Fill me up...

>>149686949
kek I'll let you off the hook from embarrassing yourself even further and concede I have been in the wrong this entire time.

sports betting unironically makes games more exciting

and YES, I relaize thats awful, I know vegas influences NBA and fotoball games, possibly hockey and baseball as well(more random at least), but when youre betting on something like 6k's for a pitcher or a runline it gets you more invested in the game

>>149686964
Gambling is bad for you

>>149686964
>sports betting unironically makes games more exciting
you're a nigger

>>149686968
silly anon, black people dont watch baseball

>>149686964
just play fantasy if you need to spice up watching other games

there's nothing wrong with betting a few bucks on a game or two.

>>149686963
>>149686964
Philthie kek in complete fucking shambles haha

giametsiners

>>149686964
>relaize
>fotoball
above average betfag intelligence on full display

>>149686974
It’s bad for you

>>149686964
saved this from last year or the one before just because one degen did make a highly unlikely great score

>>149686978
When’s the last time we had a full dub??

>>149686882
It was always going to happen after no one watched the rangers-sneks world series

>>149686975
your meds aren't working so good bro

>>149686963
Not really embarassinng when I was never even being serious in the first place. But feel to drop the "I pretended to be retarded" card to make yourself feel better for getting so uppity for nothing.
>>149686964

>>149686984
it's bad for self-destructive degenerates. for normal people it's fine.

>>149686986
Bad for you

>>149686990
Last Saturday!

>>149686986
>betfags saving photos of other betfags past bets
for what fucking purpose you loser lmao. Probably a fanduel account photoshopped that and posted it.

>>149687003
It bad for you

mets orioles game was fuckin crazy gg

>>149686986
Now show the other 500 $15 parlays you lost

>>149686984
we all die pussy

>>149687000
Don't think any meds is gonna be good enough for any Philadelphian resident after the choke tonight sir.

/nu/

>>149687020
>>149687020
>>149687020

/nu/

>>149687019
dying is bad for you

>>149687002
but I'm not retarded. I said you're retarded, and you are, for talking about who's winning playoff games months into the future. You were the one pretending to be kidding because you got embarrassed and decided to lean into it. Uppity? maybe, but don't act like you're not every bit the douche I can be.

>>149686608
>>149686656
>414 FT

https://x.com/homerunreport/status/1942803623919956106
Yeah you can’t blame Marsh that’s a HR literally every other stadium

>>149685805
If the the Yanks continues what can only be described as a typical mest season where you get to the world series and get either bounced out of the wild card or fail to make it the post season. Yankee fans ain't built strong enough to survive this like Mets are.

>>149686146
waifu