Thread 150076180

DUDE

cope on em, poodres!

Im going to need Neto to hit a random solo homer because nobody else is doing shit.

lol

>>150076180 (OP)
Okie time to text our this new lineup. Randy Vasquez insanity over.

>>150076204
hit the road jack

mariners

>>150076211
How's Peraza?

Poop in em, poodres

>>150076209
kek

>>150076238
Literally me.

DUBER PRAY!

>>150076211
>filtered by white sox pitching lab
Many such cases!

Prrrt?

>>150076231
He hasn't played yet. But considering we haven't had a 3rd baseman who can stay healthy in like 5 years then he's going to be an improvement

Xander will hit a single and O'hearn will hit his first hit and home run as a Padre next inning, trust

badres lmao

>A. Benintendi
Surely this isn't the guy from the Red Sox right? I thought he died.

Who will my Chihuahuas get from the Padres?

>>150076316
Randy Vasquez. Let fermin teach campy how to be good.

SNEKS

>>150076325
Babe, pls don’t make me sleep on the couch if the padres lose

>>150076316
Vasquez and Morgan

>>150076302
Ben E. Tendie or something

>Estrada replaced by Peralta
Chicanobros…

>>150076364
>Wendy Peralta in the big ‘25

>Skenes is a Gemini
What a fag!

Neto is so good

>>150076400
He's alllriiiight I mean…

Chadres!

Looks safe

>more posts by doyerpacos right now than during their game
kek

If I'm New York, I'm letting that stand because that's dumb, but umps HATE the Padres

>poodrepacos weren’t hate watching earlier and talking about how they will be two games behind
Kek

Cope on em, poodres!

Time for Peraza to make his Angels debut.

Can't believe Padres didn't knock McGreevy out at this point, disastrous approach

Poodrepacos seething kek

>>150076477
Immediately grounds out.
He'll fit right in with my halos

is this the doyerpacos WS kek?

>learn to swim...
>learn to swim...
>learn to swim...
>learn to swim...

Seethe on them, Poodres!

>>150076506
cope on 'em poodre!

>poodrepacos seething already
Kek

poo 'em, dres

>lamonte wade jr released by angels
dude sucks but I still hate to see it

Attaboy Croney

>>150076509
>>150076549
I don’t get it

We just won the U12 world cup.
Chances that we win WBC next year?

Cool DP c'mon mi Poodres

>>150076567
learn to swim

So let me get this shit straight.... baseball players dont play in the rain anymore? What time line is this gay shit.

attaboy detmers

>>150076567
There's a lil poo in every doo..
There's a lil doo in every poo..

>>150076587
*Audible laughter*

>>150076557
He had like 1 good game for us, that was fun. I wish he had been better than he was. We really needed a RFer this year.

>>150076571
>>150076587
I still don’t get it. Explain the joke.

>>150076599
learn to swim
learn to swim
learn to swim
learn to swim…

Angels will still win right?

Losing a Randy start is whatever but lineup should be ashamed if they get shut down by the dregs of the Cardinals BP post-deadline

>>150076613
It really is up to Neto to hit a solo homer and then try to win in extras.

webm of the white sox pitcher shaking his ass

>>150076603
EXPLAIN THE JOKE!

i'm bored. i think i'm going to take a bath. when was the last time YOU luxuriated in a bath

1-0 Sox Kino

>dodgers vs padres
didn't know spics fought other spics this much

Winnable for my berds?

>>150076639
Maybe like 15 years?

>>150076644
Cool it with the racism chud!

>>150076635
Tool lyrics

>>150076563
>>150076445
>>150076300
>tranime spic
kek it's an ugly gook

>>150076635
Swimming is a leisurely activity in which people immerse themselves in a body of water to engage in cardio vascular exercise or recreationally to cool off on a hot day.

No one cares whitoid. Plus birthrates

6666

Slam Diego Love!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUiQwBNnIuQ

>>150076652
THANK YOU!

>>150076674
so close

>the founding myth of spics is getting raped into existence by moorberians
grim

>>150076677
for me, it's "That's what's in~"

>>150076680
You're welcome

I’m Catholic! :^)

>>150076663
Sometimes tfw I don't have a girlfriend
Sometimes tfw my only friend
Is the forum I post on
The forum of white men
Lonely as I am
Together we sigh

I'm just going to call a Yoan Moncada walkoff home run.

>>150076702
LEARN TO SWIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMM!!!!

Do not reply to El Chikaner vpnfag

>>150076709
He's not in the game anymore, Peraza came in to replace him.

Is nobody watching the poodre game? I NEED SOME PRRTS, AND DOUBLE IT!

>>150076733
She looks like a neighbor i used to have

This is all setting up for O'hearn to be the game hero. it's in the script, trust me, Manfred needs something to happen since his nascar game failed

NUUU BARRANCE

>>150076744
Yes I’m watching. Waiting til the end to clown on the poodres

>Dylan Cease is a Dustin May caliber pitcher
well... at least he looks like a badass western hero

>romero
Padres aren’t scoring any runs. He’s too good

SOX WIN
SOX WIN
SOX WIN
https://youtu.be/24ncqoIp8FM?si=8BFYUInyESFoc9kl

>>150076777
cancel the jinx.
CANCEL THE JINX!

GG White Sox.
Holy shit everyone on this team forgot how to fucking hit. Just fucking awful.
This is the team Perry said was competitive? What a fucking joke.

>>150076772
Similar results but Cease is the much better pitcher rn

>>150076790
No. I’m confident

>Matsui
Lol GG Berdbros

Angels ain’t it

>let dog into my room for the first time in months
>immediately takes a shit on my carpet while smiling at me
PRRRRRRRRT

>nuew barans
>chingy chang chang ching chong
what were they thinking?

If the Athletics deal with LV failed and they ended up moving back to Oakland, would it be the biggest fiasco of American history?

>>150076830
based doggie doo

Angels ain't it

>>150076830
KEK!

>>150076830
Based turncoat doggy doo

>>150076837
Enron or Bernie Madoff's ponzi scheme are probably bigger

>>150076830
doggies doo that

>doyerpacos play like shit all july
>poodrepacos STILL can't overtake them
shit teams, my tiggies would bootyblast both desu senpai

Prrrtbros?

>>150076837
if Vegas falls through (unlikely, but it'll take longer than planned), they'll just move the A's to another city that's trying to get a team like Portland or Salt Lake.

>bases loaded
ruh roh

Dookie Matsui :)

kek poodres

Maybe this chinky should open his eyes when he throws the ball.

I love my dog so much

>>150076867
Portland would be cool because the colors match with the Ducks

>>150076879
The Ducks wear Orange and White though

>>150076878
Mariners autist is not gonna like this one…

trips and cardinals blow the lead in extras

Mason Miller is good but fuck I wish the Padres got another LHRP. Yuki fuckin sucks

>>150076885
Nah ducks wear green and yellow. Beavers wear orange.

poodrepacos seething kek

why are vtumors always brown spics

Yuki needs to go back to whatever poverty NPB franchise he was from

poodres lol

>>150076897
the ducks clearly wear orange

Is Matsui currently the worst Japanese pitcher active in the big leagues?

IDC about the memes at this point just have Nestor pitch out of the bullpen Yuki ain't it

>>150076879
I can see it

cope on 'em, poodres!

>>150076913
That would be Roki Sasaki, but tbf he's a Rookie.

>muh 2 games behind!
Stfu lil bro

>>150076913
Roki sucks more at this level, but he's injured now so it doesn't count. Next would probably be Maeda, but he's stuck in AAA now

>>150076912
>b8 or mental retardation: call it.

I don't think doyerfags seethed this much over a rival even in 2021

>>150076913
Pity Fujinami got shipped back to Japan, watching him was always fun. Like watching a guy wagering everything on the roulette wheel

>>150076943
they're getting scared lol

>poodrepedos get cocky
>peepeecacapoopoodres implode
many such cases

>>150076947
>implying
Cope

Who remembers that japanese pitcher that had an era like 16 in the athletics, traded to baltimore after. I think he is seattle or went back to japan idk

>>150076956
Fujinami

>>150076947
holy cope

>Dodgers game ended almost 12 hours ago
>stay in the thread to whine about the Padres
why are doggies so obsessed?

>>150076937
This dude can't use Google.

GG Berdbros
PFMA

>>150076969
>anaheim ducks
retardbro....

>>150076969
Why is every LA Paco so annoying? Good joke bud.

>>150076913
Ogasawara (Nationals)has 8.38 ERA currently

POODRES KEK

fly phillies fly
on the road to victory

>>150076975
Anaheim isn't in LA

THE FERMINATOR

/sp/ should have state flags

>>150076982
Yes it is

PRRRRRRRRRRRT

Kek eat shit poodrepacos

PRRRRRRRT

poodres lol classic

>>150076980
Fuck my boricua ass

>>150076976
Forgot he exists. Then again that's probably for a good reason

my berds are .500 again

Terrible game prep, they just scored 7 ER against McGreevy last week. Get Vasquez and Matsui off the team

>dodgers kiddies stay in the thread past their bedtime because they were scared the padres might get closer in the standings
lol, they know they're going to be stunted on hard this month

START THE PARADES EVERYBODY

Fluke win, dammit randy, we gave you run support and you still served up meatballs! Also Yuki is another weak link in the bullpen. Send his ass to Yankees super bullpen lol

GG Berds, can't win them all!

Did half of the thread just get deleted?

>angels anon got banned
so he was behind the racist posts

IT WAS AN ANGELS FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHA

>>150077014
>late
Kek this faggot is underage!4k0k8

>Padres fan assumes everyone making fun of his team ITT are Dodgers fans
He's probably right, but do the Padres not have any other rivalries? I'm relatively new to this sport. Are there other teams that regularly rejoice over Padres losing games? I assume division rivals (Giants, Diamondbacks) would.

>>150077032
why would a team with 0 world series have any rivals

>>150077032
No not really, the truth the Padres haven't been good for any extended period of time for any rivalries to develop. Don't say Seattle it's just meme

>>150077032
No there's a couple very angry Mets fans too

>>150077032
The only other rivalry in the NL is the Mets because they will never be able to get revenge on Joe Musgrove MINDFUCKING them

>>150077032
I don't actually hate the Padres but it's fun to spam POODRES because a handful of pacos in /mlb/ chimp out when you do

>>150077025
>>150077029
>>150077035
Get the inspecta on this. How deep did it go?

>>150077032
the poodres and the doyers need each other

>>150077032
Giants don't care and hate the Dodgers more
Dbacks really don't care and hate the Dodgers more
Rockies spec. Coors Field daddy dicks the Padres and also it's the fucking Rockies

I’m sorry genuine good angels fans, but now I have a reason to hate you now

>>150077055
Rockies don't have their NL killer dogs like Blackman to save them, that's why they've been kind of wrecked both on the road and at coors by NL West teams.

>>150077032
When i started watching baseball i thought the padres would be the little brothers of the dodgers, because of the geography and bc the padres also weared blue. Like the yankees mets relationship but even friendlier

>>150077055
Tbf every team has a hard time in Curse field

What just happened wtf

>>150077062
You started in 2007-2019?

>>150077070
I started watching it in 2016

>>150077060
Talking all-time here, Coors Field has just been a nightmare for the Padres even when they were good and Rockies were mediocre or worse

Sneks win
l streak over

Me? I shitpost on all stinky California teams. Will you answer the call?

>>150077068
Rockies all-time record at Coors is 2344-2773
Padres all-time record at Coors is 109-145

>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse.
Huh, wonder if it's because of the Anaelsfag who got banned

Matsui's contract
>has a no trade clause
>says he's not allowed to be optioned to AAA
>and makes it so he is owed 20 million dollars even if he's DFA'd
Yuki's manager is a smart and very evil man

poopoopeepeecacadoodoopoodres

>>150077094
Why give such privileges to a guy that never pitched in a major league game before

Matsui's contract
>has a no trade clause
>says he's not allowed to be optioned to AAA
>and makes it so he is owed 20 million dollars even if he's DFA'd
Yuki's manager is a smart and very evil man

Matsui's contract
>has a no trade clause
>says he's not allowed to be optioned to AAA
>and makes it so he is owed 20 million dollars even if he's DFA'd
Yuki's manager is a smart and very evil man

>>150077062
thoughts on the best Team Brazil player in MLB history?

>>150077094
>>says he's not allowed to be optioned to AAA
didn't know that's even possible

what fresh hell is this, total chikaner meltdown?

goodnight /mlb/

Matsui's contract
>has a no trade clause
>says he's not allowed to be optioned to AAA
>and makes it so he is owed 20 million dollars even if he's DFA'd
Yuki's manager is a smart and very evil man

>>150077094
The last two are just standard MLB contracts
He'll stay on the roster because he's sunk cost, but I'd be amazed if he's on any postseason roster (if Padres make it). They either need to see if Nestor plays in the pen at all or just roll with Morejon + Peralta

>he's mimicking the poodre vtumor now that he got exposed as a socal dwelling anaels fag
LMAO. WE know who you are now faggot

>>150077094
>>150077109
>>150077116
wtf
And it's "agent", not manager

>>150077125
dodger fan

Matsui's contract
>has a no trade clause
>says he's not allowed to be optioned to AAA
>and makes it so he is owed 20 million dollars even if he's DFA'd
Yuki's manager is a smart and very evil man.

>el jeetkaner is here
>now this French retard
How do these people end up in here?

prrt

>>150077119
That's standard, he signed as an IFA

Matsui's contract
>has a no trade clause
>says he's not allowed to be optioned to AAA
>and makes it so he is owed 20 million dollars even if he's DFA'd
Yuki's manager is a smart and very evil man.

prrrrrt

uhh get psychogang on the case!

>>150077132
So basically everyone from LAnalheim is a retard shitting up the genny. Got it.

We need the Psycho Inspector now more than ever..

Matsui's contract
>has a no trade clause
>says he's not allowed to be optioned to AAA
>and makes it so he is owed 20 million dollars even if he's DFA'd.
Yuki's manager is a smart and very evil man

3 games back is only one series, don't get why doggies are patting themselves on the back like they didn't just get shut out by a minor league team with their most expensive signing of the offseason on the hill. After Yams blows a game against the Rays, they have to face the berds next, and then afterwards get gaped by the Jays. You think it's still going to be 3 games by the end of this next week?

>Ohtani continuing to slump
>MLB and Dodgers have finally stopped the nonstop glazing
Thank fuck I was bracing for ten years of nonstop sloppa about his life story and dog and other bs even when he wasn't performing

prrrrrrrt

>>150077156
>You think it's still going to be 3 games by the end of this next week?
yes

prrrrrrrrrrrt

So who's pitching tomorrow?

>>150077164
Well you'd be wrong!

In conclusion, it was an Angelsfag as evident in the desustorage. It seems he is now ban evading and going after padres fans. Just remember to R&I. Case closed.
Also, cubs suck lol

3 games back is only one series, don't get why doggies are patting themselves on the back like they didn't just get shut out by a minor league team with their most expensive signing of the offseason on the hill. After Yams blows a game against the Rays, they have to face the berds next, and then afterwards get gaped by the Jays. You think it's still going to be 3 games by the end of this next week?

>>150077178
yams on the hill tomorrow

3 games back is only one series, don't get why doggies are patting themselves on the back like they didn't just get shut out by a minor league team with their most expensive signing of the offseason on the hill. After Yams blows a game against the Rays, they have to face the berds next, and then afterwards get gaped by the Jays. You think it's still going to be 3 games by the end of this next week?

>>150077183
pfma

>>150077183
The based and blessed inspector… thank you :)

>>150077094
in MLB you can't get sent down to AAA after a certain amount of time. It's pretty standard and the guy got a contract with veteran considerations + NTC.

>>150077156
I'll give you a (You).

>You think it's still going to be 3 games by the end of this next week?
Yeah. Jays are good, but we'll probably win the Yamameatballs outing and the Cards series. Maybe the Angels too, though they swept us last time. You're up against the Giants and Dbacks, who are desperate to climb up the division, and the Red Sox inbetween who are on fire since Devers left and have every incentive to stay above the Yanks.

MLB can't even get proper ballpark dogs for their nascar game, what a fucking joke!

>>150077183
INSPECTOR SAVE US FROM THIS HELLHOLE

3 games back is only one series don't get why doggies are patting themselves on the back like they didn't just get shut out by a minor league team with their most expensive signing of the offseason on the hill. After Yams blows a game against the Rays, they have to face the berds next, and then afterwards get gaped by the Jays. You think it's still going to be 3 games by the end of this next week?

3 games back is only one series, don't get why doggies are patting themselves on the back like they didn't just get shut out by a minor league team with their most expensive signing of the offseason on the hill. After Yams blows a game against the Rays, they have to face the berds next, and then afterwards get gaped by the Jays. You think it's still going to be 3 games by the end of this next week.?

behead frogspammers

we need nu now more than ever...

What was the spammer banned for?
>spamming
yes but what was he spamming?

>why do Mexicans call white people flyovers
>LAnalheim fan
kekkies

>chikaner melty
Great Saturday night

Goodbye MOKO-CHAN
KEK

>>150077202
>cheeseless nachos

what was the angels fans' motivation...

>>150077223
Pretty sure it’s because it’s technically offtopic. I don’t make the rules anon

spam on em, anaels!

>>150077144
I knew there's cases like that but that's very rare in NPB so I thought someone like Matsui could never get that

I'm so confused was some Angelsfan trying to stir the genny by latching onto 2hu

>>150077202
scamming flyovers is pretty low, they already don't have a lot to look forward to

i'm not the angelsfags you fucking retards

>>150077251
They were the spamming vpn faggot now they’re having a new meltdown apparently

give the angels fans a chance!

>>150077251
Chikaners not taking his meds

>>150077251
>being this dense

he's trying to get the person banned for spam by coping their message but the flag doesn't match so it doesn't work very well
he got some macaco retard nuked earlier with this technique

>>150077259
Anaels ain’t it now more than ever

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkEvkeeqnGo

>>150077271
Best case scenario is he gets both himself and the vtumor avatarfag eliminated

I’m sorry but I don’t like the angels anymore. I will cheer for your demise

>>150077263
Be kind to a genny oldcum will ya?!

>>150077251
>confusing 2hu and the vtfag
you got a lot of learning to do son, that’s all I’m gonna say

>>150077282
he's using residential proxies he can't be banned
that's why he's spamming on argentine flags, he's trying to get them rangebanned

>>150077282
>>150077290
if you want to get the vtumor banned, report his post for spam and then theirs, the mods will see them both match and ban them.

Clean it up doyer janny!

that's right nigger, just try posting your tranime shit now

Why do mods allow avatarfagging?

at this rate we'll never hit nu....

>>150077202
>five hours in the ball pit

Listen to the based and blessed detective. Report and ignore the vpnfag

Somehow the AL East is the only division where, despite having the best average record out of all divisions, all 5 teams have a below .500 record on away games

oh no poopoopeedrepacos..

>>150077250
Preller/Seidler tend to give a lot of player-friendly terms

is it ok to post now?

>>150077313
We've known the yankees take advantage of jankee stadium

Honestly, I'm terrified.

>>150077357
No we have to wait a day or two

where did mococo avatarfag go?

>>150077357
they'll be back, as long as the anglels keep losing...

Thanks for the cleanup

Is Yankee Stadium legitimately the worst ballpark? I hear Citi Field is much nicer despite the slum-tier surroundings

don't let the rain shit show detract from the fact the doyers got shutout for a sub .500 team again

Oh shit. Based jannies. Kill em all. The polfags, redditfags, the weebs, everyone

>>150077395
>can't beat teams over .500
>can't beat teams under. 500
how exactly have the dodgers even won any games?

I want you to wine and dine these cocksuckers…

>in his previous 30 at bats Ohtani has 5 singles, 1 HR, and 15 strikeouts
oof

I think they should ban dodger fans first if we're being real. cubs are on thin ice too. mets haters are okay though

get banned on 'em, poodres!

TRANIME DOWN
I REPEAT
TRANIME DOWN
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150076180/#150077329

>>150077397
Do me next.

Mococo belongs to the Dodgers.

>>150077399
It's all an illusion. The actual division leaders are the Orios, Rockies, Marlins, Reds and Pope Sox

>>150077425
ban evasion
report him lads
he's COOKED

>>150077426
My Pepe Sox :)

Das it mane

Matsui will soon be taken to Machado's basement and brutally beaten by Machado.
Poor Matsui, come back to NPB already.

>>150077425
As we all know, IDF stands for "Idiotic Dodger Fan"

>>150077443
who dis?

I’ve wasted money before, but driving from Atlanta to drop over $3,500 for tix, hotel, food, gas, etc for my family of 5 to see 2/3 of an inning of miserable baseball takes the cake. School starts Monday morning bright and early in Dekalb, so can’t stick around for the reschedule. Can’t think of a worse sporting experience.

>>150077445
I've heard they're even stricter in the NPB, if anything, being beaten by Machado is a much lighter punishment than what would've happened to him if he stayed on the Golden Eagles

>>150077454
Padres legend Randy Vasquez

>>150077461
Fuck off Randy

>>150077387
Tropicana field

tranime will be purged

>>150077459
The thing is, he would still be decent in NPB

>>150077457
I would curse manfraud for the rest of my days

>>150077443
>>150077461
you've got to hand it to him that he's somehow been very lucky until now with these numbers. It's like other Padres legend Randy Jones winning the Cy Young despite somehow being able to do 40 starts with 25 complete games while only having 90 strikeouts in 300 IP

>>150077478
the french should be purged first, you people don't even play baseball. you'd be waving the white flag the second you gave up a single hit HONHONHONHON

>>150077496
His only saving grace is that he gets league average EV and hard contact. I've never seen a starting pitcher with less stuff. Real throwback pitcher for sure

>>150077503
Don’t reply to vpnfag

R&I the cock suckers

Wait, the astros accused the Red Sox of sign stealing? And that’s why the benches cleared?

>>150077478
doyers anime

Ngh

>>150077563
if that's what you took away from it, it explains why you prefer reddit

>>150077569
Reddit has better baseball discussion

Wine ‘em
Dine ‘em
R&I ‘em

why were the LA people having a melty today?

Wine ‘em
Dine ‘em
R&I ‘em

>>150077576
when don't doyerpacos have a melty?

But will he do it for free…

>>150077550
Rape and inspect?

>>150077569
>leave my heckin multimillion franchise league-wide pariahs alone!!

>>150077576
Doyers or the Angelfag?

No wonder Angels fans were mad today, the white sox pitchers were literally shaking their asses at them while the Angels got shut out
https://x.com/Dzikhead/status/1951859321525993805

Ya wine ‘em and dine ‘em, then ya R&I ‘em

>>150077588
>>150077581

Racetrack dogs

Do not report to astromiguel

>dodgers fans still MINDFUCKED by pooston a decade later
>anglels got MINDFUCKED by the sox
>'stros MINDFUCKED by the red sox
>mets still MINDFUCKED by the Padres
>Yankees have been MINDFUCKED since getting their 27th ring
are there any teams that haven't been MINDFUCKED yet?

>>150077251
>>150077183
>>150077132
Alright fuck it.
I'm the Angels fan. I got banned because I was posting webms of black women with fat asses in the previous thread and I got hit for off-topic posting. I'm not the weirdo racist spamming shitposter. We just got banned in the same purge.
Don't drag me or my Angels through the mud.
Go ahead and get me for ban evading now. Maybe my Angels will go on a run and be good again when I get back.

>>150077606
Manoah status?

>>150077592
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

>>150077607
>Maybe my Angels will go on a run and be good again when I get back
You'll get back just in time to react to their mauling by the Tigers

You guys are still here? Lame. This boricua is going out to have the time of his life!

>>150077607
>Go ahead and get me for ban evading now.
kek dude don't say shit like this, an anon I know did that and he/she/it got hit with an extra 30 days

so was the speedway classic a bigger failure than rigging 2024 for the Dodgers Yankees matchup?

>>150077628
I don't care. I'm nice to everyone in this thread and now everyone is turning on me and piling on and accusing me of being someone I'm not. Angels season is over anyways.

This is psychotic.

jannies mindFUCKED anaelsfag

>>140834496
>>147384221
I might be a little early and I know no one gives a crap but I feel somewhat vindicated on this

analheim anon is straight up not having a good time

>>150077652
people are just trolling you're good

no ...NO!!!

>>150077629
>2024 for the Dodgers Yankees matchup
At least that one had high viewership and ratings. And everyone got to see the hated Yankees get blown out of the water on primetime television
Speedway does nothing for baseball fans

>>150077425
fuck you, dodgers lost on hololive night, they don't have the right to claim them anymore

My wife 2hu was furious after the loss. She didn’t even give me a blanket to sleep on the couch. I hope you’re happy cardinals fans.

how often do ball games get rained out twice in a row?

>>150077669
They did me so dirty. They could have just deleted the off topic stuff and left all my on topic posts up. Especially because it was in the last thread and not this one.

lol remember when the yankees got walked off on a ball hit 1 foot

>>150077705
well I just got to this thread but it appears there was a massive purge, the janny was probably triggered coz there were so many reports and he didn't want sift through everything

>>150077680
>>150077719
27 RINGS

>>150077726
we wuz 27 rangs and shieet

>>150077731
27. Count em

>>150077719
Hey man, real talk? I'm over it. I'm staying in my lane and life is good. You keep wanting to bring up the past, but here I am striding forward. Life has great things in store for me; wish I could say the same for you.

>dodgers can't beat teams over .500
>dodgers can't beat teams under .500
berds have to somehow come out of this game with a draw for the dodgers to have a chance on monday

How many Yankee fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
they don't change it they just stand around talking about how good the old one was

Sports

>>150077742
and when you call a new fan to come help, they let it ring 27 times lol

>>150077742
27

>>150077750
Yankee fans need help changing a lightbulb kek

>>150077750
>>150077754
27

Ngh ...gaw....

Metsies are feeling GOOOOOD!

>>150077763
>not getting swept back to back by chadres and jints is like winning the world series to the mets

>>150077777
Doyers

Cubs

>>150077776
kek epic fail

>>150077778
How the fuck?

we're more than 27% of the way to nu

>>150077776
>>150077778
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>150077778
Cub-em!

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150076180/#150077329
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150076180/#150077156
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150076180/#150077094

remember lads
if he comes back he's ban evading
he's basically been cucked out of being able to avatar fag kek

chikaner won

>>150077776
>>150077778
Cubgers got MINDFUCKED

you know, if big black feminine asses get banned these days, i don't know how we get away with recker these days....

>>150077776
>>150077778
>right before and after
>cucked by an ausGOD chad
oh no no no /mlb/ros

>>150077776
>>150077778

>>150077808
>>150077818
it was actually pathetic showing from myself gets at this hour should be a piece of cake

wish i could spam threads on californian ips and get that state rangebanned jej

>>150077811
Memes aside, there’s been so many faggot OPs. Yeah yeah he’s a man with a big ass. So fucking funny dude!
It’s annoying. Faggots are annoying

Recker MINDFUCKED >>150077829

>>150077829
>Yeah yeah he's a man with a big ass.
What are you implying..?

>>150077828
I'm not californian but I think if you gave the cali posters a chance you might like em

HEHEHE IM GAY AND QUIRKY! XD

>>150077829
Oh yea you’re mindfucked big time buddy

>>150077829
Recker handed you cards ya couldn't handle

>>150077829
Ya gotta give Recker a chance, ya just gotta!!

>>150077841
go mets btw

why so many deleted posts

>>150077853
Recker came blowin through here and minds are in shambles I’m afraid

>>150077853
There was a girl in here.

>>150077838
no i dont like hispanics

>>150077853
I'm a girl

you know there's been a vtuber that actively posts about the padres but she's not in hololive so nobody cares and would rather post about mococo or her slutty sister instead

>>150077881
Think on this one a little and grow. They're not so different from you and I.. try givin' them an honest shot!

Will there be no more photos and videos of Korean girls posted?

>>150077919
no comfort women for you, freak

>>150077919
I'm not the regular spammer but is this a request?

>>150077892
What if you met a girl, son?

>>150077919
How could you be so optimistic?

by the way for you fucking retards you can see which posters are the same by checking the deleted time on 4plebs.org (you hover over the trashcan icon), you can see that the racist/vpn guy was purged at a different time than the others

>>150077932
have you seen the girls who go to baseball games, no thank you!

>>150077940
nevermind mods are retarded cunts that do purges together at the same time, this method only works if they aren't retarded cunts.

>>150077940
you mean to tell me, I was the reckerposter all along....no....

>>150077892
>>150077932
>>150077940
>>150077941
I'm a girl tho

Which MLB team is getting Horse Girls Night?

>>150077960
Umamusume would never, they only care about sponsoring actual horse events.

>>150077929
No, this is not a request, just a simple question.
Is it okay to paste JAV in the same way?

>>150077960
Considering how it was hated by both feminists and animal rights activists in Japan, it would never happen

baseball starting an hour later because of the nascar game only for that to get rained out actually broke the brains of all the posters here....

Do not fail me again Mariners... or there will be consequences.

>>150077997
i really have to wonder why he thought there would be enough of a mark to convince the ump?

>>150077981
No, because jav girls are stumpy and ugly.

>>150078006
How about Korean JAV girls?

>>150078006
check out kanna seto

>>150077997
this will make the montage when he makes it into the hall of fame

o kek...O KEK!!!

>>150078006
Great, if that's the reason, I'll continue to post JAVs in the future.
I hope that the K-poo boom will end soon and that many Korean girls who are no longer popular will be able to appear in JAV. I'll take off my pants, grab my dick, and wait.

>>150077950
yes… YES!!

>>150077997
why did he do it?

>>150077940
I don't get it

>>150077940
You just won the internet. Bravo! Well done indeed!

>>150078136
That was the second time umpies fucked him on that call last year, and it was hilarious. He got ran both times too.

>>150077940
Get em boy

>>150076199
>>150076180 (OP)
bros the padres signings are looking really good, you'll see

FAGGets kek!

O kek. Kek

>>150077070
I've been a lifetime padres fan since 2024

media coverage of Ohtani has gone down since they realized 50/50 2 is never happening and his pitching isn't living up to what they thought it'd be. unironically i think more people care more about whether or not Cal Raleigh will beat the AL single season home run record than whether or not the Dodgers can repeat a world series appearance

Where is reckerbro

Where is reckerbro

Why did Mococo chan get banned.... :(

>>150077603
How is this real

Give how much harder it is to earn WAR as a pitcher, is Walter Johnson the GOAT?

>>150078351
>since they realized 50/50 2
Ohtani already has legacy, a potential doyer dynasty and his pitching is all that matters now. this is just dlc

>>150078514
when more than half of his games were complete games and 1/5 of those were shutouts, you have to realize it's pretty much impossible for a pitcher to do this in the modern era. no manager would ever let them, and with the stuff pitchers are expected to have now vs in the 1900s, there is no way a pitcher could even survive doing that. This man was doing this with a career 5 K/9, which would be considered AWFUL in today's game(while it was the best in his era) where strikeouts and "stuff" are the most important things out there

>>150078515
I hope he pitches and hits seriously again at some point but yeah it’s definitely a long shot, at least we all got to see it for a couple years

>>150078514
No. The best pitcher of all-time is Randy Johnson. Sorry, but old time players can't be the GOAT as their competition was piss poor.

The best part of being awake early is I can watch Japanese baseball. Can't understand anything said or what's written on screen, but it's still baseball.

>>150078351
Idk I still think Othani is as popular as ever, I don’t think Cal’s season even scratches the surface in terms popularity or interest.
I’d even go so far to say that years after Ohtani retires what he’ll most be remembered for is creating new fans and reinvigorating the baseball fan base. He’s not going to have any records outside of the 50/50, but he will have brought so many international fans and younger people into the sport of baseball, similar to how the steroid era / home run race did.

I feel like it's got to be significantly easier to get the pitcher's triple crown than a batter's triple crown. If you're getting the most wins, you're probably allowing the least amount of runs, and to get the least amount of runs you have to be getting a lot of strikeouts. While on the batting end, a lot of home runs CAN lead to a lot of RBI, but doesn't necessarily mean your batting average is going to be the best. There's a reason it's been over a decade since we've gotten a batting triple crown but we literally had two last year

>>150078619
two pitching triple crowns I mean

>>150078613
He could set Dodger records, like for SB and HR

>>150078644
Most fruit picked per sq acre

>spammy got all the posters banned so now it will take forever to get to nu
no...NO!!!

>>150078796
ironic...

>>150078569
Clemens and Maddux had much better career numbers and Pedro's per season numbers were better.

yankees tbqh

>>150078851
lost lol

>>150078851
Chizz Jazzum: AHHHHHHH AN INFIELD POP UP WHAT DO I DO?!?!

gm

>>150078800
Clemens used PEDs. So if you let him into the discussion, then the GOAT player is automatically Barry Bonds. Pedro had maybe the best peak of any pitcher ever, I can agree with that. Longevity accounts for something though. Maddox I'd put at #2 for the pitcher GOAT. I can understand why people see him as #1 though. Nobody had the control he had and nobody ever will, given today's game doesn't really care about it, just pure velocity & spin rate.

>>150078979
gm early riser

Poodrepacos seething kek

>Dillon Dingler
Great name

>legumina enters game
>opponent scores run(s)
Many such cases! Send that chucklefuck down to Tacoma please

>St. Louis 8, San Diego 5

And that's a Redbird winner!

>>150079414
nice to wake up to a berd victory

>uses his own proprietary weather machine to nuke the most sold out event in major league baseball history
why did he do it bros?

>watch Japanese baseball game
>California Love starts playing in the stadium
The fuck?

that funky muncy

Banspie has really done a number on us… :(

>>150079700
japan will be the next country to get BLACKED due to birth rates

this man is a actual retard

>>150079645
Oh, you sweet summer child. The commissioner is nothing more than the spokesman puppet for the owners.

>>150079933
Not at all likely. There is no place on earth that openly and shamelessly disregard blacks in the most honest way more than Asian countries.

>>150080226
>a

>>150080343
>sticker

that funky muncy

need my Mets to win today

why are the brewers the best team in baseball despite not having any players anyone has ever heard of?

>>150080226
He's actually a genius

>>150080608
>actually a genius

Cashman is a bottom 10. Over the last 15 years, no general manager in any sport has done less with more resources than Brian Cashman.

>>150080551
it's called sovl

>>150080685
Cashman knows his role which is to spend just enough to ensure the fans are engaged and coming to the ballpark and watching the games and not a dollar more. Hal didn't want to pay Judge but eventually realized fans would revolt if he didn't so he relented.

>>150080685
4× World Series champion (1998, 1999, 2000, 2009) and 7× AL pennant winner since taking over in 1998. 15 postseason appearances in 28 seasons, including multiple division titles in baseball’s toughest division.

>>150080749
only the 2009 season could reasonably be attributed to Cashman's work

>>150080608
same

>>150080734
Really? He worked out deals with the likes of Roger Clemens (1999), Alex Rodriguez (2004), CC Sabathia (2008), and Andrew Miller (2014) all while navigating luxury-tax constraints and maintaining a top-tier roster, balancing big contracts with cost-controlled talent.

>stankeedoos are in third place
CASHMAN IS INEVITABLE!!

https://youtu.be/EoS-cB67Axs?si=uLeoDetOnzJsp_8w

>>150080800
George Steinbrenner died in 2010. I am not sure you understand the massive and total shift of this organization when Hal took it over and murdered Hank to take total control over the franchise.

>>150080768
You're so fucking stupid its not even funny.

>The moment finally came in 1998. The Yankees appointed Cashman as their Vice-President and General Manager.

>>150080839
>august 3rd standings
First time actually watching a full baseball season?

>>150080875
you are a fucking retard. That late 90s dynasty started in the early 90s when the team started drafting and developing guys like Jeter and Bernie Williams.

stankeedoo ‘em!

>>150080919
He joined the Yankees in 1986, became assistant GM in ’92, and negotiated Pettitte (’98) and Posada (’99) extensions, then landed Roger Clemens at the ’98 deadline (10.2 WAR, 2001 Cy Young). Please stop pretending to be retarded anon its not funny.

mlbeedoo ‘em

>>150080544
>Montas

>I missed the Chikaner melty last night
damn he is my fav skitzo to laugh at

>>150081100
You ville pick up big bro’s leftovers and clubhouse cancer for free…………!

yall listen to that new reneé rapp

lol no

>>150080749
>4× World Series champion (1998, 1999, 2000

Cashman was promoted to general manager in March of 1998. He had nothing to do with building the dynasty Yankees from 1995-2001. In 2001, he needed to start to replace players from that roster. His answer in 2001 was to get the failures Mark Wohlers and Jay Witasick. It's been down hill ever since.

In 28 years as gm, Cashman has never built a core.

In 28 years as gm, Cashman has never won a World Series without Jeter and Mariano -- Two players gifted to him by previous general managers Gene Michael and Bob Watson.

In the last 28 seasons, the Cashman farm system has produced only two regular All Stars - Cano and Judge (and Cano is a steroid abuser).

In the last 15 seasons, no general manager has spent more money on payroll than Brian Cashman.

In the last 15 seasons, in spite of out-spending all other teams, Brian Cashman's Yankees have won the division only five times.

ho lee kek

>>150081494
He joined the Yankees in 1986, became assistant GM in ’92, and negotiated Pettitte (’98) and Posada (’99) extensions, then landed Roger Clemens at the ’98 deadline (10.2 WAR, 2001 Cy Young). Please stop pretending to be retarded anon its not funny.

In 28 seasons, 4× World Series champion (1998, 1999, 2000, 2009) and 7× AL pennant winner since taking over in 1998. 15 postseason appearances in 28 seasons, including multiple division titles in baseball’s toughest division.

instagram is so gay. grown ass men showing off their toys to the other adult toddlers

>>150081653
>In 28 seasons, 4× World Series champion (1998, 1999, 2000

LOL Cashman had nothing to do with those, moron.

>>150081574
>blacks in baseball

>>150081682
I got an adult toy we could share if you’re interested

>>150081697
>he had nothing to do with them
He was already being groomed to be the GM by the ‘96 championship. He had a lot to do with every postseason berth bud.

>>150081697
Yeah that was Stick's team

>>150081653
>five division winners in the last 15 seasons
>still defending the general manager

That is why the Yankees are the laughingstock of baseball and getting clowned on the field and in postgame pressers by teams like the Dodgers, Jays and Tigers.

>>150081726
Marcus Stroman leaving da Bronx

Why does Stroman have to be such an unfathomable nigger?

my prediction for AL East final standings

1) Blue Jays
2) Red Sox (4 GB) WC1
3) Rays (6.5 GB)
4) Orioles (11 GB)
5) Yankees (14.5 GB)

>>150081827
Less obvious troll has em fourth, faggot

>>150081827
>>150081849
orioles offense is awakening, theyll make a run for 4th

>>150081810
>Why does Stroman have to be such an unfathomable nigger?
hes 5'8"

Yankee nightmare: win 3rd wildcard berth, lose in first round 3-1 and Steinbrenners declare season a success and keep everybody.

>>150081762
Cashman is a nepo baby. Cashman's father was business partners with George Steinbrenner. George gave Cashman a job on his horse farm and then made him an assistant to an assistant with the Yankees. At the time, the Yankees were being run by Gene Michael at the major league level and Billy Connors at the minor league level. Cashman was nothing but an intern who was elevated only because Bob Watson decided to retire late in Spring Training in 1998. Cashman was literally handed an alltime great roster by Gene Michael and Bob Watson, and he had nothing to do until those contracts started to expire. Go back and look at those 2000's Yankees rosters. Look at the bullpens. Cashman was a poor gm then, and now he is a poor gm with one of the highest budgets in baseball.

>>150081827
this. i foresee some very dark years for the yanks ahead. Especially with judge potentially needing TJ and claiming he will only play another “couple” seasons before retiring.

>>150081100
I hate Montas and I hated Severino last year. I know Stearns is way smarter than me and makes way more money but Montas needs to be a reality check, he was cheap because he sucked and he still sucks.

>>150081913
seriously wtf did he mean by this. his contract goes through 2032.
thats 8 years from now.

how does he only have a “couple” seasons left in him?

everyone should be rooting for the pisskees to make the postseason to enjoy another collapse

>>150081956
he can walk away wheneveer he wants if he is willing to give up the money

>>150081494
Hey, you nonsentient fuck can you please provide the recipe for gluten-free banana bread? Are you an LLM? You do a lot of parroting.

>>150081913
>>150081956
hes 33. in 7 years he'll be 40 and likely out of the game or very close to it. so "a couple" is a perfectly reasonable thing to say.
>inb4 "a couple" can only mean 2 even though literally no one uses the term that way

>>150081906
>Yankees can’t even hire a sideline reporter without committing an error

>>150081913
>i foresee some very dark years for the yanks ahead

especially when Cashman's "core" is Volpe, Wells, and Dominguez. Volpe a shit. Wells a bigger shit. And Dominguez does only one thing -- hit righties, and he doesn't even excel at that. He's a butcher in the field. He is fucktarded on the bases, and he can't hit lefties. Great core, Brian. Solid future ahead.

>>150081982
Your non-rebuttal to any of the points made is a tacit admission that you prefer Cashman's cock in your ass and you cannot be objective.

>>150082052
So you don't respond to prompting but you do parrot the same old and tired points. Is this GPT-4o?

>>150082089
so "old and tired" that you have no counter argument to them. Brilliant.

>>150082089
Post kekini if the glock 17 is pointed at your temple rn, we can help you anon.

>>150082121
>>150082139
Good. Go back to posting your nonsense memes. That's more your speed than trying to have a conversation.

>>150082089
Listen, retard, if you could pull Cashman's cock from your mouth for one second and pay attention, in the last 20 years the Red Sox won the World Series four times with four different general managers. In the last 12 years, the Dodgers had three different general managers, won the division 11 times (and the one time they came in second in the division was the season in which they won 106 games), they made it to the World Series four times and won it twice. Meanwhile, Cashman spent the same money as the Dodgers and $600M more than the Red Sox and won the division only three times.

You are defending a loser. A beta man. A less-than-mediocre general manager.

>>150082250
and if we are being honest about the Yankees roster, it is closer to needing a full tear down and rebuild than it is to a championship

>>150082172
Reckiebros…

>>150082250
Cashman is consistent. The dodgers are in an easy division, and the Red Sox blow up their roster after winning.

stankeedoos kek!

>>150082415
>getting blanked
>by the marlins

>>150082520
marwins MINDFUCKED the stankeedoo keks

bm mariners nation

>>150082681
What same 4 memes?

Joe Maddon was a masterclass in modern managing. Loose when it counted, focused when it mattered. I loved his upbeat philosophy and ability to steer the ship without hogging the spotlight. Is he still with the Cubs?

Baseball needs more 9, 9 managers.

>>150077960
The Yankees. Hal cares more about his horse stable than the prestigious team his father owned.

>>150083417
Name so I can go jerk off?

>>150083525
Anthony Recker

>>150083559
>Anthony Recker
Why would you jerk off to Recker?

Advancing to nu

>>150083559
thanks

>>150083584
What’re you some kind fag?

/nu/ tho
>>150083482
>>150083482
>>150083482
>>150083482

>>150083417
Goldy needs to stop plowing whores

>>150078351
>50/50 2
they're called ablume

>>150078991
Maddux had a better peak and better overall career than Randy "big cock" Johnson.