Thread 150249633

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Jays

>>150249633 (OP)
#Ducks

Gg Cards, its Bednar time!

SIT THE FUCK DOWN STANKEES

>>150249653
My ducks :)

>POODRES
BAU
A
U

How long does it take for a Pajeeta to poo in loo?
9 months. Duh.

I would just like to again thank the anon who provided a stream link earlier tonight so me and and my 74 year old father and 72 year old mother could watch the jays game tonight. I hope you see this, you know who you are.

Alright Vasquez... please one more inning

resigning teoscar was a mistake..

The original Ohtani????
https://youtu.be/0qaJCwSluwo

winnable for my berds?

GG rocks

>>150249666
are the ducks still around i thought it was just a movie tie in

>walked into a double play
big brain vasquez

teoscar is so dogshit now

>>150249666
I am still upset Anaheim aren't the ducks in NHL still >-<;

>panamanians outta nowhere
Yup, it's W time.

>>150249684
They're nearing the end of a rebuild.

>>150249692
doyers and mest really are the same team

STAND THE FUCK UP YANKEMPERORS

lotta game left!

>>150249694
I want that Astros vs Yanks WC Series. Don't disappoint me by missing the playoffs

get dem poopdres away from me

>kershaw visibly wincing after each pitch
uh oh

This is how Bedtard blows the save......

>>150249691
The Ducks are still in Anaheim. They don't pretend to be in LA like the Angels do

>>150249705
STFU Moco-chan

God damn Teodosio is such a good defender

>>150249706
Red Sox hater detected. You just want tho se two cheaters rape each other all year isn't it? I thought you were a Blow Jobs wagoner.

I hate these pitchers who try to get all cute by slowing down mid wind-up
just throw the ball faggot you're not fooling anyone

Kek jeets kill each over castes

STRIKE 5

SIT THE FUCK DOWN

>>150249714
TIL. I thought they moved odd..

RENEGADE RENEGADE RENEGADE

Gg Cards, that's another save in the books for Bednar!

>>150249722
I just want entertaining matchups, sue me

who is this antijeet spamming?
is he on doyer or poodre side?

>>150249723
thats what makes them hard to hit, half these lefties with weird arm slots and wind ups wouldnt even make it without that

BELLINGER
E
L
L
I
N
G
E
R

mariners won that ballgame

i think its been a decade since i last missed a throw into a bin

KERSHAW OWNS YOV, DIRTY POODRES. SVCKLE! I SAY! SVCKLE!

>can't hit old kershaw
kek poodres

BOLLYWOOD INDIAN POWER FANTASY

you're brown
you were raped into existence by moorberians

>>150249711
Never doubted idiot!

Can the fucking Cheatkees stop winning games now? Thank you.

Was gonna worried Kerchoke would come out but he's not too bad right now.

>>150249748
nobody is getting hits tonight.

>raped by the Chinese
>raped by the brits
Kekaroo

kershhh

I'm sorry /mlb/

It's spammy's computer time at the psych ward again

Damn you St. Louis. You had one job.

>>150249760
Kershaw's meltdowns usually happen late and Roberts usually doesn't like taking out his pitchers early. Don't be surprised if he's kept in into the 7th inning and weird shit starts happening.

Poopoos can't hit for shit against the Dodgers. I guess that 24 scoreless innings in the playoffs last year really mindfuckef them.

>>150249763
dead ball, just wait for the 9th inning juice

PaSHEET

Is there even a jeet or half a jeet in mlb??

>>150249750
hey anon you have the wrong genny
>>>/cric/ is that way

Come on pitchers, throw at somebody!

>>150249745
nope, the mets just lost it

Won the deadline + the ballgame + 28 soon.

>>150249769
:(

>>150249782
Kumar Rocker is half

Literally eat shit

MONKEY-CADA

twins nation i can’t do this anymore

Manfred is going to tell these pitchers to start attacking people, this game is boring

Why is baseball the sport for manlets? I don't see anyone over 7 feet tall in this.

kek got a seething brown papist tradcath lads

lol conforto

Rinsinnati aka Rinspie here. What are your rinse needs tonight?

>>150249812
all the tall guys who throw hard become pitchers and having a huge strikezone is a disadvantage when batting

Classic Conforto

/mlb/ is not very enjoyable with all this racism being posted

THEY LITERALLY EAT SHIT

>>150249810
KEK

Nice curve by Vasquez, he needs that command badly

Amerimutt is ongecultiveerd en dom, weet niet waar Parijs ligt en eet het liefst de hele dag hamburgers.

>>150249838
Good. Go away.

>>150249838
i'm currently doing anti papist posting not racism

striking out after a 3-0 count is criminal

>>150249812
Oh so like every other sport except basketball?

Kek fucking losers

>>150249838
Jeets aren’t people

>>150249847
Hmmmmm nyo

my browns folder is mostly for anti-sudacas not anti-chicanos :(

>>150249830
Leave it to anything Argentinian to try and twist words.

They can discern all damn day that doesn't mean what you said it means.

honestly it's more embarrassing the dodgers can't get any hits off randy than it is to not get any hits off of kershaw

Yuki is basically guaranteed to appear once this game FUCK

do the jannies even care anymore?

WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~
WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~

FRRRRRT

>>150249766
its the chinese that's the gay one he's the one enjoying gay sex

Good job Vasquez, I think lol idk man he's such a fluke ass pitcher, sometimes I think he just casually chucks baseball like nothing and hope something sticks lol

welp, here we go

Scoreboard

>>150249878
Thanks sanjay

>>150249866
I'm secretly hoping we miss the playoffs so we can fire our hitting/pitching coaches.

absolute state of the genny tonight

>>150249882
Not sure what this has to do with anything but she's cute

Fermin!

Why does everybody hate us? ;(

>>150249896
we should bring back gamethreads, no point in posting here if it's just going to be spam 50% of the time.

>the bottom of the order are the only ones getting hits on both teams
this is Manfred's nightmare

>>150249902
because you are american

>>150249906
sickos baseball hours are now

PRRRRRRRT

>le epic get on base man
>0-3

I GOTTA POOOOOOOO

I'm tired of Arraez

>>150249906
yeah well just wait for the solo dingertani in the 9th inning to cut the lead to 5

>dodgers blowpen time
Here we go!

umps love the doyers

Y E A H kersh

Hindusisters

Man I really hate the cocksucker calling the Doyers-Poodres game. His dickriding of the faggot ass doyers is annoying as shit.

>>150249937
no no no~
both are bad and full of boy fuckers

>>150249902
>Why does everybody hate us? ;(
Because we are not one of your faaaaaans!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5blEznMTsnQ

this dodger game is flying by

Padres really have an issue with lefties, I feel like that's gonna bite them in the ass down the line

>>150249940
Watch the Padres broadcast then dummy

NO FUCKIGN WAY KEK

manfred we need some juiced balls immediately, this game is boring

>>150249952
some big innings would be kino

>>150249940
well duh, you're probably watching the doyers broadcast

>>150249940
switch to the am 570 audio feed, or the poodres feed if you hate the dodgers. unless... you're not streaming illegally are you?

JEETCELS KEK

>>150249965
juiced balls and juiced umps

L;MAO YOU'RE A SPIC
RAPED INTO EXISTENCE BY MOORBERIANS

YOUR RACE MOWS THE LAWNS OF MY RACE

walktani

riggitini that was strike three

Umps love saying Ohtani didn't swing lol

Check swing my ass

This dogshit league is doing everything they can to prop up the Dodgers and their criminal cash cow

They do be like that

>Ohtani almost got thrown out there
what are the dodgers coaches telling these guys

imagine being the reason trump got elected 3 times
your subhuman race

losttrackoftheoutstani

very cringe this yt boi has Kendrick as his walk up song

Filthy jeet. No one likes you

LETS FUCKING GO NETO
MY HALOS ARE BACK IN THE GAME

KEK STINKY STINKY SHIT EATING JEET

>>150250012
no wonder Ohtani is participating at the 2028 Lolympics

subhuman spics

what the fuck is this /int/ bullshit? do we even have janitors anymore?

ChatGPT why are they like this?

bleed

>>150250046
you think they care with the paycheck they get?

>>150250018
DEY NOT LIKE US
DEY NOT LIKE US

ball 4

Crampton Kershold needs to retire

die

wtf happened to the genny

>>150250060
Makeup call for Ohtani

Well, it happened again

>blowpen time
THIS IS THE TIME

>>150250067
idk, but the jannies should just disable image posting in our threads. im that over this.

>>150250046
/sp/ janny gave me a 3 day global ban for using THE word once. God forbid we use colorful language from time to time but spamming is just kosher i guess.

animal

>>150250067
schizo meltie

You always be a jeet

Stop replying to chikaner, stop jeetposting at chikaner. This has got to be the worst this general has ever been that I can remember, at least in a very long time.

orel just rambles nonsense these days

Are you on team mayo or team hater?

>>150250074
>gachashit
kys

Kershaw masterclass

Pee or Poo? Make your choice

>>150250087
He's like 87, give him a break

no..NO!!!

>>150250090
1000x better than the vtroon shit the dodgers did

can someone just get a hit, or someone start fighting somebody, this is a nothing game

>>150250113
fighting is for cowards

uh doggie doos?

Internet memes or something over literal wars wear jeets got raped

untermenschen

Let's go Merrill!

>>150250113
>hit achieved
Happy now?

why don't you just suck merrill's dick, mookie

Based Merrill cah mon Laureano

trash race

casparius dropping curveballs right in the middle of the plate, only a matter of time before the blowpen blows it

>>150250131
also just nothing happened in this game

Indo Aryan or something

>>150250108
no it isn't
gacha is far more cancerous than vtumors

Cmon you fucking Dodgers close this game and get the W!

brown scum

that was a Kershaw masterclass

Snoozefezt game of who chokes first lol laaaammeeee

>posting the same memes
OH HE MALDING KEK. LOSER JEETS

LET ME ROOT ROOT ROOT FOR OUR PADGERS

What's wrong Poodres? Why can't you score runs like you did against the Jints?

>>150250148
don't worry poodres ain't scoring a single run. remember 24 scoreless innings??

>>150250148
Look at her go!

>never donated to a vtuber or paid for a channel membership
>never bought anything in a gacha

Products of incest

>>150250163
Banda's giving up a grand slam next inning just because you said that

>>150250148
I think the dodgers should score some more runs

still plenty of ballgame left

>>150250160
Based
#PadgersAgainstHate

>>150250161
Padres suck against lefties and were up there swinging against Kershaw instead of making him work, idiotic approach when all they needed to do was get him out in the fifth

fat brown subhuman spic

freddie :(

>>150250170
Get back in the cage!

TEO

>Yuki Matsui
So we're just going to use our worst relievers and try again tomorrow? That is unless we turn this game around

>>150250160
This is like that image of Ryu and Cyclops shaking hands

Teo bomb

TEOOOOO

TEOOOOOOOOOOOOO

T
E
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S
C
A
R

TEO

T O K A I
E
I
O

with the power of dubs
I DEMAND THE FRAUDGERS TO STAY IN WILD CARD HELL AND KEEP THE DIVISION TO THE GOATDRES

imagine being a subhuman nigger spic

>Yuki
Fuck off. GG Dodgers

TEO

TEO SPEEDWAGON

>>150250199
Checkies!!

>POODRES
BAU
A
U

>>150250199
Confirmed, Doggies gonna blow it

and you niggers doubted teoscar…

They hate each other. They’re made of filth

>jeremiah estrada
KEK

this is nuts

Teo dinger

What the fuck is this usage by Shildt. Why is Estrada pitching 5 outs when you have a FULLY RESTED PEN dumbfuck

teo

>he thinks the dodgers can't blow it
this team blew the lead in 2 straight games against the Angels

या कुछ और

>>150250171
kek i remember at the start of the season Banda would come in and instantly give up grand slams. Him and Vesia were terrible at the start of the year

Congratulations to the stinky San Diego Poodres on being in 1st place in the NL West for 1.5 days

>>150250226
just wait till some retard comes into the game and walks the bases loaded

Why is Estrada throwing 30 pitches. Stupid ass hick

>>150250222
save the other guys for other games, Padres only need to take 1/3 in the series to stay in first

या कुछ और.

seriously what the fuck is going on in this thread

>>150250163
Based sausage girl

that was a Kershaw masterclass in pitching

>a fresh pitcher just for Conforto
no...

Dodgers are 2-2 on weeb nights this season.

>>150250233
>2 run lead
you guys never learn do you

>>150250239
no shot this retard is punting a 1-3 deficit

>>150250239
The pen is fully rested. There is no reason to not go to Morgan, Miller, Adam and save Morejon for Ohtani

>>150250254
poodres ain't scoring, sausage girl said so!

>>150250254
Poopoo bats are ineffective against Dodger pitching numbnuts.

>>150250255
They came into this game with a disadvantage needing wandy to start, this was a game they were already working on the assumption it could be a loss.

>>150250244
Chikaner has been here for weeks at this point

I THINK I CAN SAAR! I THINK I CAN!

did anyone else catch that Kershaw masterclass in pitching?

WE. FVARKING. OOOOOWN. THE POODRES. SVRGE! SVRGE! SVRGE! SHVT THE FVCK. VP! LITTLE BROTHER. SVVVVVVVVVRGE!

>Yuki Matsui

That's the white flag from Shildt lol

>>150250244
idk but i'm gonna go ahead and head out until this gets sorted

>jeet resorting to posting men’s assholes
KEKAROO! ITS OVER!

Matsui, this is your chance, THROW IT AT HIM

dump it

I fucking hate Shildt man, gave this game away after Wandy + Randy worked decent

I don’t think managers are “punting” games at half the rate you guys claim. Managers have way more faith in these players than fans do. Padres want to win this game and not assume they win tomorrow.
t. Neutral

>pimped a walk
MR VIDEO GAMES

oh boy I wonder what other degenerate image is the spammer gonna put next here?

Lemon Party? Goatse? Tubgirl? Blue Waffle?

>>150250300
using low leverage guys in a 1 run game is a sign they were okay with losing this one

Shiva molded this race out of shit

The Dodgers won on Demon Slayer Night against those shitter Poodres.

>>150250293
Bush league teams don't deserve to be taken seriously.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU DODGER FANS

>>150250300
There's 0 reason Estrada should've pitched more than an inning and Yuki should not be in the game at all

>>150250308
He lost kek. Filthy jeets have to shit the streets and the chang

here's how los doyers blow it....

its the bottom of the doyers line up, doesnt really matter whos in kek

>>150250324
Yuki Matsui is the hugest weak link in this bullpen, if Preller had balls, he would pay Yuki to fuck off and bring up Francis Peña or Omar Cruz. Seriously. Anyone really.

I guarantee if Matsui gets the out here and Padres tie/take the lead Shildt doesn't make a pitching change

WE. WILL. BE. SVVVRGING. BACK. OVR. LEAD. STVPID. FVCKING. PADRES. KNOW YROR FUVCKING ROALLELE!

>everyone hates jeets
How sad

>>150250324
Well that was a pretty filthy backdoor slider tbqh, he’s also a lefty so just cause he’s in the game instead of another high leverage guy doesn’t mean Schildt is punting the game at all. No manager thinks their team can’t score 4.

>>150250341
No, Morgan absolutely would come in to finish this game

>>150250337
Matsui would've been a LOOGY back in the day and a shitty one at that

Too many Ls

>wake up
>you’re a jeet
How cope?

या कुछ और

>>150250373
>wake up
honestly wish you didn't

banda is in, which means padres WILL take the lead

his race mows the lawns of indians and whites kek

>>150250351
Padres have a great pen but Matsui sucks, lots of walks and HRs. Only reason he's still around is he's a lefty on a multiyear deal

>>150250384
Agreed. Nothing worse than being a jeet

fat brown spics

>vesia
Padres win

Aryan or something

>>150250385
Shut up Moco-chan!

Stop posting race bait.

>>150250414
>jeet calling a cease fire
you lost

NO FUCKING WAY! THE MEMES ARE REAL! THEY REALLY DO EAT COW SHIT!
https://youtu.be/T5NWIPyUIHw

>Vesia
kek doyers still in the wild card

worst /mlb/ thread of all time

imagine being a brown animal with skin and eyes the color of shit

>HBP
oh boy

>>150250426
It’s really up there. We need spammy now more than ever.

>vesia
it begins

and it begins

>hitting batters
HERE IT GOES

>>150250427
why would I imagine to be your dad?

>>150250420
We are watching baseball.
Go to /int/ and spam your race bait crap there.

>>150250426
nah it's just the poodrepaco celebrating the downfall of his rival since last night

It begins

HERES ANOTHER ONE KEK!
https://youtu.be/MthS4a5lLN0

he leaned into that shit

BACK TO BACK HBP
YCMTSU

>>150250426
We need to be talking more about cal raleigh.

man this fucking bullpen

HE HIT ANOTHER ONE DOGGIEDOOS

MAKE IT TWO

ohtani getting hbp now

I LOVE SD

buntGODS

Purifies your body or something https://youtu.be/Ds_2G31gMnA

>>150250450
GKR had nothing but praise as he destroyed our metsies

Blowpen status?

UP
AND
IN

a hbp touching the light grey shouldn't count

>>150250450
holy based

>>150250469
I actually heard most of the game on mets radio and it was very very respectful.

>throwing up and in
3rd HBP soon

estadio doyer seething kek

BAILING OUT THE POODRES KEK

we won
you lost

They're gonna walk Tatis, lefty to Arraez is 2 EZ

doggie doo announcers seething

>swing so hard bat flies into the outfield
>first base ump?
>c-check swing

Vesia has kinda been our guy for a while now but his last outings have been awful.

The defending 2024 World Series """""""""Champions""""""""""" everybody

If Ohtani gets a pass, so does Tatis

I fucking hate our bullpen

One little two little three little poodres

Honestly kinda feel bad for Vesia two muffed check swings and Iglesias leaned into the HBP lol

he didn't go

>comes in
>loads bases
kek

>that shot of the ump shaking his head
pvre kino

>BASES LLENAS
SE ACABO DOYERPACOS

Arraez is going to swing into a DP on ball 4, don't worry doggies

he's actually gonna give up a grand slam jfl

Gifted strike call

high fastball
high fastball
high fastball

It'll be a miracle if Arraez doesn't GIDP here

>>150250499
He's been the guy you trust with nobody on but if he inherits runners he lets them all score while laughing at his teammate's ERA before shutting down the rest. Now he's just shit

>>150250502
The guys are exhausted to all hell. Can’t believe I’m saying this but we need Yates and Scott back to take some of the load off

Shit eaters

lol Roberts looks pissed

this chud is gonna throw it

>>150250522
its luis arrez bro settle down

>treinen
from shit to shittier

>>150250539
pissed than a Baskin Robbins ice cream

>Vesia into Treinan
HOLY GRIM

Arraez needs to move the the order, his at bats kills our rally so badly. Productive, I guess :y

>Would be funny if machado beats them rn
>still get to machimpo post if he doesn’t
kino

treinen sucks, but padres love making shit pitchers look good, so who knows

doyers balk

Are the dodgers haunted?

That’s a spicy dung ball!

christbros... how are we feeling?

1 pitch
1 out
ez

KEK MACHIMPO

PRRRRRRRT

>>150250559
I kneel

PRRRTTTTTTT

NOT THE PORTUGUESE EITHER!

Manny Machoked kek

>>150250550
that thing I said

Machado been under everything except the bunt today :(

TENIAS QUE SER EL MACHADO DEL OCHO

KEK machimpo

you learn your place you filthy subhuman spics

It do be like that

blaQ called ice on his ass

I can't wait for the Padres to relocate so the only sports team San Diego support is the Wave.

REDEEM IT

Raped.
Into.
Existence.

>>150250597
what about SDFC?

Mason Meatballs

Mason Miller is going to kill Ohtani, THIS IS THE TIME

>>150250597
Why is MLS so gay kek

>>150250611
Mason Killer

>ese this guy doesn't like us
>he must be a jeet o algo

Man fuck Arraez swinging on a clear ball bases loaded. Contact shitter needs to GTFO

OH STINKY

smoked him holy shit

swingandmisstani

strikeoutani

Slowonthefastballtani

sub nigger spics lol

0-3 and an RBItani

swingyabanicatani

>>150250619
the arraez special is hitting into a double play on ball 4

ACCURATE KEKAROO

a race of manual laborers

>>150250638
I will stop watching this team if they resign him, fucking over his awful game

NOT SEETHING NOT SEETHING

>spic monstrosity thinks he's white
LMAO

This nigga needs help

>>150250649
good

>>150250634
>Edlose's lil bro
we're fucked..

You're all the same third world shitskins.

Thank God i'm White

Poo on 'em, poodres!

>Alexis Diaz to close
Dres are gonna tee off this nigga

Birth rate bros

>>150250654
a bullet through the brain will clear it right up

Fasten those seatbelts TIGHT

When was the last time the doyers had an ace reliever? 1955?

>im white im white!
Sure pajeet

>Alexis Diaz
>7.71 ERA
>1.43 WHIP
>0 Saves in 2025
he'll go 1-2-3

>Diaz
what the fuck, treinen can only throw one pitch?

you lost spics

time to lose the game!

>>150250675
They had THE steroid reliever c'mon Panama

i believe

>>150250675
Eric Gagne won a cy young as a closer for the dodgers

>>150250687
NEW IMAGE DROPPED

Kekaroo

>>150250163
Sausage girl.....tell us it'll be okay

Know the rules! Hell be flooding the catalog with interracial pastas

>>150250675
eric gagne, panamapacozoomer

Hmmmmmm

sit the FUCK down!

why are they called the dodgers?
because they dodge world series repeats? HAHAHAHAHAAHAH

>swinging at 93 4S off the plate
Bogey you fucking suck

Filthy filthy roachjeet

Why do the Padres love making shitty pitchers look like Cy Young winners

Thanks for trying Poodres. Too bad they don't give out banners for Wild Card berths.

erm…

>>150250727
I say this about my doggies almost everyday

Baseball

>>150250727
this guy looks gas rn. sticky stuff is working

FRRRRRRRT OH SHIVA

>>150250727
Too contact-oriented

none of them hit today

CMON DIAZ!

Eat up

>>150250756
worst case scenario for manfred

>>150250756
I guess they should be nicknamed The Hitless Wonderers

welp here it comes

>>150250756
RBI > H

but where is nu tho

Merrill and Laureano the only bats who showed up today

>>150250756
No refunds

throwing 10 93mph fastballs in a row is just not it bro

lolmets

>>150250774
in your ass

Diaz is really good at getting ahead in the count, but he doesn't have any good swing and miss stuff. wtf is going on

me on the left, you on the right

new
>>150250795
>>150250795
>>150250795
>>150250795
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>>150250795

Where is nu tho?

>>150250704
sums up jeets tb h

>>150249633 (OP)
>resd

uhhhhh
409

this was a good thread hehe

All of you in here need to shut the fuck up talking about random bullshit.

Cubs fans here legit thought they had a better team than the brewers lol

I need a sad bocchi in Mets or Mettiejetties cap plz n thx :(

Tigers

How many today?

I think Pete is going to be a Marlin next year

>>150260427
shut up bitch lmfao

>>150260463
Those days are over, and fuck poutine.

Hey all you all MotherFucking Ump Bootlickers! Fucking explain yourselves immediately! Look at this Fucking Bullshit from yesterday! I demand an accounting and answerability! You Shitbirds are not going to get Fucking away with this!

>>150260480
Kek

Score some runs, retard smdh

>>150260427
I hope a poo chucking indian scalps your mother.

>>150260492
seething sanchez kek

>>150260492
Got more Fucking Asshole Umpires making up their own strike zones! Just call the damn game properly!

>>150260498
I will cut out your scrotum, sew it up, and use it as a hockey puck.

>>150260500
erm… I believe those are two distinct types of Indian

>>150260492
Oh yeah don't mind this Ump! Another Fucking Shitbird here!

>>150260508
kek so true

>>150260521
We’re Marley and Marley!!! Oooo ho ho ho!

Is this nu tho

>>150260492
what's the problem? it's a bit of a lower zone but it's pretty consistent

>>150260507
How can they just randomly decide to move the zone up and to the right 6 inches? How can they get away with doing this without any repercussions!?

I can't sleep unless I'm watching replays of George Springer getting beaned in the fucking head.

>>150260521
just a reminder that she was less bias and more accurate than 90% of Umps, and retards still seethed

Toronto is the land of twinks

>>150260508
anime night was on July 5th. That's the only true anime event

>>150260508
it WAS their world series

>>150260558
>Canadians are hentai-addicted circle jerks

>>150260521
So the ump stole a game from the Cards and gave it to the Mets yesterday?

>>150260562
do you not know how to read this? she was worse than the average ump which means in the bottom 50%

>>150260548
I’ve been having weird, vivid but very mundane dreams about being a teenager again in the mid 00s and it’s making me depressed

>>150260558
Bro if you watch hentai, seek god

>>150260605
what the fuck are you talking about

>>150260592
he asked, i just searched for a sad bocchi. fuck sakes

>>150260577
didn't they lose that night by a score of like 18-1?

>>150260558
That is not sad bocchi

>>150260492
>>150260507
>>150260521
>are better than >>150260562 according to >>150260603
huh...

>>150260641
You know I was trying to be your friend, but you want to be jelly ma,n well I buss on your face

>>150260643
>if they lose they're not true tranime
on the contrary it's entirely appropriate that tranime would lose

Kelly slap!!

CUBS
CUBS
CUBS

>>150260660
I'm more than welcome to friendship. just don't think watch hentai

>>150260641
there was a facebook post in one of the groups I'm in talking about controlling their poop and using it as a dildo. I know it's some old 4chan copypasta, but to use your facebook profile to make these statements is wild. I hate the world we live in, people have zero shame

>>150260639
You never had a dream about just doing something you would normally have done when you were younger? Like wake up in your room and get dressed and go meet up with friends. It keeps happening to me. Anyway go baseball team.

chicano hours starting early today

let's go, it's gonna be a good one

>>150260682
hentai and ecchi are the only forms of anime that are acceptable. males watching shojo is what makes everything think anime is for faggots

GiantsBros... Can we call her? Something is wrong...

>>150260685
you might have bpd anon

>>150260685
I don't think about it like I used to. Imagine turning your face and seeing an 8-inch BBC.

>bpd or bbc
which would you rather have?

>>150260685
you should be in auschwitz anon

>>150260716
VPN back on, jeetkaner

i'll let schneider have that one given his recent performance

>makes the catch of the year
>makes the blooper of the year
tale of two games

>>150260737
I found that shit in the early 2000s. I don't remember what year. Personally never been a fan. I feel nothing usually when I see BBC unless it's women.

>>150260741
idk what a vacation to Poland would do to help?

>>150260759
but enough about Young

Joey would have made that catch

>jeetkaner appears
>bbc posting starts
Hmmm makes you think

>miNORS, the eyeEL swinGAN damISS
god i've missed him

>>150260780
>this post
Bro talk about having no motion.

>>150260783
Reddit ruins everything.

>/nfl/ has a glowie monitoring it 24/7 to suppress wrongthink
interesting!

>>150260812
literally quoting buck from 1 minute ago. fucking burger

>>150249633 (OP)
Jap alcohol is based

>>150260816
I'm sitting 4-seamer inside

>>150260813
fucking get banned from 4chan and have to cycle proxies.

Chema gonna be the best Panamanian Yankee since Mo.

>>150260825
no one is gonna buy your bad dragon saar

>>150260828
i dont have to do shit
i dont even fill out the CAPTHCA kek
it takes me less effort than any of you to post here
plus you probably subvocalize and have to read my shitposts out loud in your head
i dont

i hope the rangers lose

>>150260826
I got one beer left lol you fuckers don't know the struggle.

>>150260846
what the fuck does that even mean?

>>150260867
Pajeets cant box

>>150260865
they're revoking their 2023 trophy for fraud

>>150260865
I hope the Rangers win.

>>150260866
Alcohol is bad for you

>>150260887
assuming you did from the disjointed bullshit? or were you born with degenerative brain issues?

>calling strikes off the inside and outside
oh boy

>>150260907
BACK IN QUARANTINE I DEADASS CHUGGED AN EXPIRED BOTTLE OF DELSYM AND ROBOTRIPPED FOR 2 1/2 DAYS STRAIGHT I DIDN'T EVEN SLEEP.. I've NEVER BEEN HIGHER IN MY LIFE. ALL WHILE POSTING ON MLB AND WATCHING BASEBALL

This thread is almost over and nobody will know about Cal's bobble dumper D:

>>150260908
typical indian always being thankful
i bet you were trained in a call center
fuckin curry boiler

>making your mlb debut for a team that has blown 11 leads in the last 7 games
Pray for Nolan McLean

>>150260907
judging others is bad for you

>>150260938
I bet his p***is mostly foreskin, despite that, I would still s**k it

Double playuerrero jr

The blue jays would take a 90-year-old amputee in their lineup if they could.

>>150261048
why would they do that over loperfido

>>150260971
he's not saying he's a bad guy, he's saying the bottle is dangerous. we support each other's good health here.

>>150261073
being kind to to others = being kind to yourself

at least the ump is consistently awful

>>150261068
they are weird as fuck

>>150261064
No fair you got lolmets D: I want easy wins too

>>150261148
LMAO

Where is /nu/...tho?

Daisy Taylor is the official mascot of /mlb/

>>150261159
Canceled due to chikanerfag and his enablers

>>150261185
now THERE's a cock

>>150260907
Xanax, hard liquor, baybaw.

>>150261193
I think you're senile. Did you shitty your diapers last night, grandpa?

>Pope is a White Sox fan
Fake religion.