>faked my resume and lied to get scrum master role
>am circumcised and don't actually produce scrum
I'm not keeping this job am I

>>213874217
Mais si tu deviens juif, tu ne pourras plus manger de poutine...

When was the last you felt genuinely happy in your country (or another country)?

Spurs lost

>the laws of physics are fascist
How could we let nature do this to us? We have to rebel.

>6'3
>chad
>hot wife
>good looking and numerous children
>rich
>governor of the main character state
>possibly bresidnet in the future
How can you win at life this hard? I kneel.

>>82134281
I feel like I can relate to that sooner vibe bro. Let us hit the gym and become more physically fit! Reformation now!

Just learned about the Paraguayan war. Why did Argentina do it, bros?

All I need to do is make a successful video game, spend hundreds of dollars on clothing to dress better, get a haircut every few weeks, and work out every single day for 2 years for a nonzero chance that a woman will love me.

Is it true that every American knows someone who has died from an overdose?

>>82056323
>>82056348

You fucking nigger you can just post this shit and then never sauce us

>girl touches your arm for 2 seconds
why are they so soft bros

13 year old me learnt about the capital of Thailand the hard way

>>213004333
Yeah but I can only bench like 85kg

I just heard about Asian gr**ming gangs in Britain.
Why would the Japanese and Koreans do this?

my hair is dark blond and my eyes are dark blue and my skin is dark white and my ancestry is dark nordic
happens in youre cunt?

>try to impress a girl with some cool guitar riffs
>she calls me a guitard and leaves
How the fuck am I supposed to recover from this

What if Israel sissified arab men and then came in their bussies? Would that bring peace to the Middle East?

>>212092945
>timmy, chink or jeet
anon.. I

>wake up
>transphobia still exists

I am so scared

>>507201581
>>507201648
>>507201648
>>507201677
The military is shitting themselves rn
We are going to get nuked for real