Thread 81970845

Royal Thai Army edition

Fuck Cambodia x

thai brides on tap

In Thailand they treat you like a king x

Corr HHLs Auntie is fit.

Absolute fucking cretins the lot of you

Helper is a literal retard. Has two or three low strength lagers and then continues to post the worst drivel of all time for hours on end and gets angry at everyone and everything.

Nigga, heil Helper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDuxP2vnWNk

for me, it's croutons.

In Thailand they'll take care of you x

Like us, Thailand drives on the left. I know who I'm supporting.

>>81970939
Fancy cunt nosh

it's all coming to an end

why can't we all just get along

>>81970939
You eat them raw?

For me it's Tea & Noms

>>81970965
is raw bread not just flour?

>>81970939
you put them up yer arse?

>>81970977
I meant rawdogging croutons without soup or salad if you understand me my fellow mong?

Just put a bit of butter on my peas and it was all greasy and horrible. Not nice. They make it look good on tv

>>81970969
something kind of 'sixth form common room' about this

don't get when tech/games companies try to be all friendly, anyway. aren't they all just sat at computers doing loads of programming/graphics/whatever?

alright there chat?? x

>>81970982
no i put them in soup

>>81970988
i don't

>>81970994
I really wanna see those tig ol bitties my famalam.

>>81970969
No spakka trays in sight.

>>81970994
i'm doing alright de lid
i'm doing alright

>>81971011
definitely can't now mate
got no loicense

>>81971001
What's your thoughts on Oxtail soup? Me? I love it but only Heinz, Tesco's own brand taste and smells like farts.

>>81971022
Is Susu a HAPA? She kind of has that vibe. Would love to titfuck her until I fell into a coma.

>>81970926
Deal wiv it nonny

>>81971026
Tesco's don't rinse the shit off thern before canning.

>>81971058
Alri' Crossy how's your day going?

>>81971026
tried it recently. think it was just Morrisons own-brand. very salty, but lush. shall try Heinz.

best tinned soup is Baxters royal game.

>>81971046
https://youtu.be/xjSJv-3wxKo
all been laid out

>>81970928

Based Kanye knows the score x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgO-262oWzg

im going to miss /britfeel/ ive never had friends but you were as close as i got

>>81971104
can u stop being pessimistic
britfeel will live on as it always has

>>81971104
You're going to miss these fucking cretins?

>>81971104
i'll miss you fren

>>81971071
Such a fucking whore. Pisses me off I can't have her to fuck hard and rough.

>>81971104
https://voca.ro/19IeVAEb459g

>>81971113
Look at those soulless psychopathic eyes. Lush. I've more hair on my bollocks.

>>81971109
how? if it doesn't follow Keir stasis new laws it will get blocked
>>81971113
unironically yes
>>81971122
sad times

>>81971137
ure horrible mate but i love all my britfeelers

>>81971137
this is exactly the kind of interaction i'll miss

>>81971137
you should train your voice to sound like (the start of) this clip all the time

Crossy's drunken tranny voice disturbing wagies mornings.

>>81971142
its not going fucking anywhere and ill make sure of it x

>>81971137
calm down la
calm down

>>81971141
>tfw can't grow hair on my eyes

>>81971141
>I've more hair on my bollocks.
boyfriend got a beard dose he, whhaaheeyy

>>81971104
Make sure you don't miss the /britfeel/ refugee boat when it does happen

>>81971179
nobody is going to your homosexual gay website for homosexuals gays

i mean, some people will
but they're gay

>>81971179
if it going to reddit i 'ed rather drown

>>81971173
Not gonna calm down la I've had a few tinnies

might have another tramadol

Helper caving Steve's head in with his woffee table after a coke fuelled argument about the psychological effects of endurance wuppa grinds.

>>81971185
what gay homosexual website it this?

>>81971171
here mate you pay my bennies

garn bed now me x

Lollers has a secret plan to save britfeel

Internet is being fucking throttled again. Had enough me. Shall be ringing Virgin Media on Monday. Fucking scum x

>>81971242
I'll throttle you gayboy.

>>81971113
You can really see the mental illness in his eyes

>>81971195
only jesting lid
enjoy
shout out joey barton

>>81971234
At this time? Are you in your 70s lad?

>>81971068
Feel rly nice n relaxed cus am jst out the shower how r you?

It ebbs and flows. Now it's back to normal.

What the fuck is going on here man.

>>81970845 (OP)
Every war ever is world war three

>>81971234
good night lad take it easy

>>81971242
You wont do shit, you talk big here but are the biggest pussy IRL

>>81971274
HHL will knock you out mate

I think mark has been arrested by the DWP for benefit fraud. Thats why theres been no uploads in 6 days.

>>81971264
i live in bangkok x

corrr maybe i will shower (just for the comfiness)

get some fresh pyjamas on 'n'all

>>81971290
what is the best brand of sriracha?

13 year old me learnt about the capital of Thailand the hard way

>>81971265
My old indoor cat used 2 wake me up in the morning like this cus he liked getting fed @ the same exact time evry day
I think that kept my sleep schedule more normal desu.We were very close bonded bc i was neet then too so we literally spend 24 hours together every day. He was a good boy v shy nd good natured.

>>81971290
>i live in bangkok

Phwoaaar them air raid sirens garn of Kyiv style yet? I read earlier that Cambodian forces were getting ready to start lanching long-range missiles Iran style x

>>81971280
There was an upload yesterday, he quickly deleted it though

this wife from that documentary reminds me of that Wops lady anon likes

you know what, I dont have that nagging feeling in the back of my head on day 3 not wanking, usually by now id have a cheeky one but due to not giving my ID or owt I have no desire, got 1 spaff vid of a redhead with big tits rubbing her minge but I'm not really arsed, could I actually be free of this porno brain parasite? cant say I miss it.

>>81971318
Fucks sake. Hate it when he does that. Got to be awake at 7am and have your face glued to your phone to get any notifications to watch his stuff.

Weird thing is that my Wifi issues only started a week ago after no issues for years. Someone is fucking with me.

>>81971324
Turns out this was all bollocks and he was a massive alcoholic which is why his health was so shit.

>>81971334
that cats teeth are really fucked up

>>81971346
Steve is probably behind it, cant trust that guy

>>81971346
check for maintenance in your area and do aspeed test

Been reading a collection of Leonard Cohen poems/lyrics that I stole from the psych ward 4 years ago. Lush reading

Abandoned my Herefordshire Helping Frog after ten years. Lid went mental when he couldn't see boobies; he tried authenticating his face and everything but they AI doesn't recognise the green lids. They can't even earn money on QMEE anymore so he's essentially worthless. He's out on Feel Street alley in a cupboard.

>>81971348
heard this n that at this point. been a while since i watched the full thing, i think the "if they ask about supersize, i HAVE to say yes!" thing killed it.
like yeah they're going to upsell, but that's mostly chips, then you're eating more chips. OF COURSE YOU WILL GET FAT

>>81971361

Fuck knows what's happening de lid. One minute my wifi speed is normal the next its non-existant. Some weird shit garn down here in welper's world.

>>81971381
they hacked you like they hacked timmy, its not right

50,5 degrees celcius in turkey today, mental that. the world is dying

didn't people do the inverse with McDonald's where they proved you could eat nothing but McDonald's and be fine?

nutrients-wise, i don't know how that works. but you could just eat 2,000 calories or so. even if it's pure burgers and that. guessing you'd feel tired and shit, but you would 1. survive and 2. not be fat.

*fondles ur underwears*

>>81971367
i wish i could write creatively like this

>>81971404
mcdonalds has fruit and other stuff

>>81971410
twolewd

Feelin so brat today

Just want to have sex with a pale petite goth lass with small tits and a pink pussy and nipples.

>>81971421
yeah i'm assuming this is true even in the US, and even in the mid-2000s before any changes. it's fast food but it's not like you can't have a salad or some fruit/vegetables.

if your challenge was to get all your food from McDonald's, you could get clever about it. i used to order a salad instead of the chips, then place it IN the burger.

God I want it to happen so badly.

The final happening x

>>81971435
we all between 1 and 99% bratty in life

>>81971435

Oh aye x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNfPMlmmQaU

>>81971453
fake news

they reckon it could be alien but will see in about november if it makes certain movements that would be impossible for a natural object

if it is, its just one ship and not some big attack fleet

possibly a probe

>>81971453
cor remember that NASA lad who had been on the Moon who said there were aliens and they were covering them up?
proposed some sort of Space Defence Force to Obama because the aliens were coming

creazy to me that hot women exist and some men fruck them while other men rot and die alone
just flippin mental it is

what ever happened with the alien thing a few years ago? where it was just aliens, everyone agreed

what actually was it? can't remember the full story, but the internet was all memes about it.

>>81971453
How convenient. The US government releases information about aliens to make people shut up about the Epstine stuff.

women? aliens.

>>81971415
You've just to got to embrace your imagination my lid but getting there is really dependent on your own personality. There's been almost a decade of dumb frog posts over the years and they've slowly accumulated into a story and lore what with Feel Street, its Apus, its inhabitants, SPACCA and all the other stuff twisted into its own little world with lots of silly fantasy elements often drawing on real world events. I love the Seethie Weethies and the wuppas and all the other fun nitbits.

Mostly I come to post frogs, they're very womfy.

Friday was emo night.
Saturday has turned into emo night too lads.

Starting to think it might be most nights.

>>81971367
Nasty lad leaving your Apu out in the cold like that. 10 years of service and this is how you treat him? Shame on you.

Humans will only unite when we face a common enemy. COVID-19 was a lame attempt. Might as well go full-scale. Tom Cruise knows the score x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCHHv7ojfiw

>>81971529
He barely pulled in a grand in ten years.
Defective by most standards.
Any proper QMEE frog breeder would laugh at me, they've got ones that pull in hundreds of quid a week.

LOOK AT THE GOD DAYUM BIRDS

NO SHIELD

NOOOOOOOOOO SHIELD

>>81971547
>>81971567
i remember this bit from Half-Life 2

everyone got poo in they ass

IMPOSSIBLE to compete with the Top Frogs. They get bonus twenty five quid a week.

bitches on my dick cus im so luxurious

On that White-coded music grind

Crossy knows the score x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM

me? lost my apu to the traveler community 3 years ago this august, little fella kept watching my big fat gypsy wedding on youtube, couldn't get enough of it, couldn't find an apuette so thought his best chances lay with the gypsies, I tried to warn him of the lifestyle and that they might not accept him but he was adamant, never really got to say goodbye to him as I came home from work one day and he'd gone with a group that had turned up in my town. Not seen him again, hope he got his big boobied irish gypsy slag he deserves it, he was a good apu, used to go the tesco for me to get me ciders in and even set up a clubcard account thing for me as I cba.

>>81971519
Kitty in stand by mode
>>81971465
xx

>>81971592
Not chika after an enema

>>81971594
is AgroChk intentionally capping herself at 4,999, so the DWP doesn't know she has 5,000 points in savings?

Comfy weekend vibes x

>On that White-coded music grind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOz3BMCl2qk

>>81971655
demons have scribbled on this image.

>>81971658
>OI M8
>WE CAN SEE YOU'VE BEEN DOING WELL ON SURVEY APPS
>ALSO GET A FEW TOO MANY CLUBCARD POINTS FOR OUR TASTES
>YOUR BENNIES WILL BE REVOKED

eyes hurt from looking at screens all day

>>81971695
same tbqh. got that text size increased.

slept enough. it's the tramadols i reckon

>>81971653
mate they abduct Apus to fight in their fren-fighting rings, they pit the strongest and meanest seethies and pit them against the most docile and trusting frogs from womfy households. It's not right when they send a Pit-Apu versus a Cumbrian Comforting Frog.

>>81971643
Big Tex core

>>81970926
show some compassion hes just been diagnosed with cancer

gaslight gatekeep girlboss x

On me 9th brasserie now

Not even wissed me x

>>81971707
>it's the tramadols i reckon
Fucking love a tramadol mate. Wish I had an excuse to get some.

>>81971681
It cutex

Oh i see what u mean wHAT THE FXCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I only post animals that represent my current state of life.

We all Flamingo Land in life x

>>81971815
helper stronghold x

Peter Kyle is a fudge packer

>>81971770
i am in pain i guess and don't want to get tolerant but the REAL problem is i am TOO chill, y'know?

>>81971830
Oh yeah it's the good shit. Not something you SHOULD take all the time, but fuck me it's tempting.

>>81971785
>>81971797
wait until i blow your mind that you posted two very differently Blingee-core images in a row

Gotten up me

Phwoar

Shan't be listening to the other experimental thing again, for it did elicit a slight 'eadache

i am in pain and i keep it a secret
x

We listening to experimental things?

>>81971848
what experimental thing lad

>>81971821

HHL might be the last Helper stronghold stranding. Sunderland is lost. Too many traitors here now.

Flamingo Land is our last hope x

for me it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCSg_P6uZwI

>>81971869
>Flamingo Land might be the last Helper stronghold standing

Corr reckon those wokkles are kicking in nows

>>81971863
forgot this album existed

>google images: tits
works
>bing: pussy
>cannot turn off the ''Don't filter adult content from your search results''

o fug, theyre coming for the images search engine too

>>81971881
Remember it cos I like, but also the lad turned out to be antivax or something which upset a lot of his fanbase so that was funny.

damn, you like fr cannot even turn it off

>>81971869
Flamingo Land = air (outside)
Metroland = earth (inside)
Wet n Wild = water (wet)
??? = fire? Sunderland?

these white maltesers are 4x lush

vanilla skyre with a crushed up polish choccy bar OR a bowl of porridge

>>81971919
still just lets me, and i don't have a Google Account

>>81971937
u utter racist m8 off to the pen with you

Posting true version

>>81971929

That some esoteric shit right there de lid x

nice cold bowl of two-minute oats
(like overnight oats except i leave them for 2mins while i go for a wee, instead of overnight)

>>81971996
angel x

>>81972009
we all walk the right hand path in life x

>>81971862
Only talk about my feelings lon the internt x

We all White-coded music grind in life x

Flamingo Land 2003 vibes x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOC9d17vASc

i have no feelings

now blasting some shit a /britfeel/ lad showed me and i went off and nabbed

hhl has the shittiest taste in music

>>81972029
shes just like me fr x

My stay at Flamingo Land in September will have a mix of modern and nostalgic vibes. Already got 300 quid sorted for it but might take 500. Garn full scale me.

>>81972057
how dare you, he cant beat me at shit taste

>>81970166
deep web market lad, where I used to get my weed from

for me it's this, to accompany the inevitable debate about what counts as trve emo here on /britfeel/

Aqua = White-coded music

Oh aye x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1jPUB7gRyg

"Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness). Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta. Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE
x

>>81972102
well whatever you think the argument for true emo is, it's not that

Fuck getting wags sorted. Done with all that poison me. Not worth it. Rather order a webab wrap in me x

had a laff at the BBC comments about the porn blocks. mostly sensible, i get if (possibly older) people just aren't as techy, simply going by wot they've heard.

STILL, a lot of "this will just push young men to the dark web" as though that's where the REAL extremism is. i mean, sure, but that makes it sound like a real place. Nocturne Alley after the Floo Network is blocked

>>81972139
it'll also push all the kids to shit like forums, chat sites, or just fucking roblox lobbies where people get a bit spicy
and then they'll start talking to people they shouldnt

>>81972121
it is very clearly an emo album though, so shush your face. don't CARE about your 90s New Jersey post-hardcore.
i WILl keep having this discussion, of course MCR is emo lol. pretty cut and dry.

Cba with wizza nows. Garn order me webab wraps about half 12. Gives me enough time to finish most of these wokkles.

On me 10nth not got 10 to go x

>>81972139
This will lead 100,000s of young men to access the dark web to circumvent the blocks, unnecessarily exposing them to extremist political content that currently they do not access

Cap n Jazz

>>81972167
>anything that's a wittle bit sad fits into the emo genre
Laughable take, mate. It's basically pop rock for fags.

>>81972155
yeah i don't know how much """containment boards""" work even here. Twitter is far fucking worse as a site, in my view.
but at the end of the day anything where you can have a conversation is "at risk". and kids WILL just work around stuff. could even be one of those Streisand effect situations.

oh well. some geeky teens are about to become popular, good for them.

>>81972183
>a wittle bit sad
>pop rock for fags.
we should come up with a term for this genre.

twinkle emo

i would love to feel alive again
but i guess that can wait x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig2xqDIW03Y

>>81972188
>could even be one of those Streisand effect situations
This is basically what will happen. You already have them going online and chasing company of people they shouldn't. All it will do is drive them to snapchat and shit like that, which they were already doing.

>>81972204
aye m8

real emo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51llUv0Wat0

>>81971113
This is the fave of a man that wanks to 12 year old lads sucking a Pakistani mans dick

>>81972242
can tell you're a tourist (and wrong)

>>81972250
post real emo

real emo? Fall Out Boy.

Listen lids, I know I can be an arsehole sometimes when I'm on the drink. I lash out. Why? I dunno. I just do. Maybe it's because I was bullied badly at school so I have this like victim mindset, it's pathetic I know. But it's a learned trait. Honestly, I actually find most of the memes about me funny. I'm not THAT sensitive e even though the doxxing pisses me off.

End of day I didn't choose to be born and neither did you. We've both been thrown into life at the same time together and it's up to us to get along or not. SImple as. Dinosaurs existed 65 millions years ago now they're fucking all gone (apart from birds). But you know what I mean.

Life's precious. Enjoy it x

he won't will he? oh dear

real emo x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa6qpgLvH30

>>81972267
Wellsaid x

>>81972267
STARING AT THE SETTING SUN
NO REASON TO COME BACK AGAIN
THE TWILIGHT WORLD IN BLUE AND WHITE
THE NEEDLE AND THE DAMAGE DONE
I DON'T WANT TO FEEL THIS WAY FOREVER
A DEAD LETTER MARKED 'RETURN TO SENDER'

Listen lids, I know I can be an arsehole sometimes when I'm on the drink. I lash out. Why? I dunno. I just do. Maybe it's because I was bullied badly at school so I have this like victim mindset, it's pathetic I know. But it's a learned trait. Honestly, I actually find most of the memes about me funny. I'm not THAT sensitive e even though the doxxing pisses me off.

End of day l didn't choose to be born and neither did you. We've both been thrown into life at the same time together and it's up to us to get along or not. SImple as. Dinosaurs existed 65 millions years ago now they're fucking all gone (apart from birds). But you know what I mean.

Life's precious. Enjoy it x

CANT BE BOTHERED CAN I

AND I CAN'T MAKE IT ON MY OWN
BECAUSE MY HEART IS IN OHIO
SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES
SO I CAN FALL ASLEEP TONIGHT, OR DIE

>>81972338
frick yeah x

>>81972316
Liked them when i was 14 https://youtu.be/ZhuY9hvA7So

Staying off the wooze me, necking these wuppas

real emo right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS-e-VjnMLg

worked up and fed up
cba me x

Knocking back these wokkles now x

i'll spread my wings and i'll learn how to fly
i'll do what it takes 'til i touch the sky
and i'll make a wish
take a chance
make a change
and breeeak awaaay

we all in our feels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CAz_vvsK9M
STRUCK ME LIKE A CHOOOOORD
I'M AN UGLY BOOOOY

Got me tent setup de lids. Corrrrr! It's hot. Got an electric hookup and an airbed. It a 4 man tent just for me. Oh aye.

Me n hhl going2 pink pantheress concert

>>81972494
i have a bedroom with a bed.

>>81972494
You set a tent up in your box room lad?

My fav dj on youtube zeu5 v based wee lad

>>81972494
for real though that does sound comfy. are you just in the garden, or out on some adventure?

Eqqissineq sapiinnarama
Sialleqisoq aniinnarpunga
Isersimaneq sapiinnarama
Masannaqisoq aniinnarpunga

Qimallugit
Makku illorsuit
Aamma inussuit
Sussa saluit
Akornutiginagit

>>81972494
Howcom3 u got Internet? Phone?

strawbs, rasps and an apple

cheers

>>81972543
BENIS DE POIKA? :DD

>>81972575
Raspberry heaven x

>>81972518

Oh aye x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nac6B__nFl0&list=RDMMnac6B__nFl0

im gunna bleed in the cluub

>>81972590
they were taste the difference raspberries i got half price x

>>81972577
now this is real emo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6epMQlNWtI&

actually quite like Bis (this Scottish one, dunno about the Japanese one)

>>81972575
fucking clean that keyboard mate
and ideally get a better one

>>81972607
oh aye
you're a joker im the joker

>>81972541
On me American holiday I'm in a state park.
>>81972549
Yeah surprised I have a data connection tbqh.

None of me smackhead mates have messaged me tonight. Looks like am billy no mates mode again. Probably for the best x

>>81972648
https://youtu.be/etUJkky0QiA

>>81972677
girlbossing

>>81972257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3HibSBlqbw

https://youtu.be/hgISJPPpzxA dubstep

kinda wanna touch my knob, I shouldn't. I should play left for dead 2 instead.

>in a long term relationship with cute gf (5+ years)
>making minimum 3k a month after tax
>can bench 100kg
>still feeling like i'm missing something
what are some movies for this feel? leaving las vegas?

Oxcom glowies turning my oomfies against me 1 after the other

>>81972657
do you have a means to watch DVDs???

I ws looking up our old hoose on street view n seen this guy that give me sum dodgy liminal vibes
Its giving "u werent supposed to see me"

>>81972715
it is what they want
they are sewing chaos instead of comf

>>81972717
I got films and telly downloaded on my tablet. That'll have to do.

Ngl kinda lowkey regret joining Homeland. They seem a bit too autistic for me. Don't get me wrong, I'm autistic but I have this like northern chav phenotype look and I don't I'll think I'll fit in? Is it just me? Am I overthinking it?

They don't look like the type of people I'd vibe with even though I probably agree with them politically. You get what I mean?

happy with me vintage jacket I got today, fits very nicely.

>>81972734
creepy.. x

>>81972743
that fella on the right with the lesbian leon f Kennedy wig has a youtube channel.

>>81972741
marathon Friday the 13th or something
go for some Are You Afraid of the Dark? Midnight Society vibes

I'm a working-class mackem lad and Homeland all look like countryside tory autists.

Sorry but come on man. I don't think it's for me.

Din-din o'clock soon

I fink

i'm a crossy oomfie!

crunchy box

>>81972734
imagine if you went to another tab, then back to that tab, and he was closer to the screen

I got that membership card x

Just can't see me fitting in desu x

>>81972763
Heh, I got a Korean drama downloaded and Fist of the North Star manga.

>>81972790
>heavy breathing audible through your headphones with no obvious source

I want to meet some Homeland members but the "regional organiser" is ignoring my messages and Kenny Smith is on fucking holiday to Prague.

All I want is a chance to meet some fellow nationalist comrades. Seems it's a southern outfit. No time for northern lads like me.

Know where I stand now x

Posting my favourite Kanye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQC8COGQ4BM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvBfiRWLj_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWD9GF-Ogf4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUFiVwa6U_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5pxInHPPMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAz3rnLGthg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnMuFqsmYSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa2h0ccXv9Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAsHVwl-MU4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU9Fe-WXew4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLMFlph54-g
Just a few. I love Yeezus!

>>81972764
Sunderland results come in first so i always get a kick out of the lesser parties
just recall some beardy communist guy
>Communist Party of Great Britain, 37 votes
>YES! GET IN!!!

based commie bloke

>>81972790
Lmao yea..x

Tomorrow I will send an email to Kenny Smith demanding to become North East regional organizer. If I get turned down then I'm qutting the party. Fuck the lot x

The love nest, as it were, de lids.

Might join "your party" because I fancy her

>>81972826
Based, all bangers

>>81972575
That's a supermarket pink lady isn't it? Absolute tasteless shite. Hate supermarket "fresh" food me

>>81972824
noticed this with Patriotic Alternative honestly
they had a Telegram chat you could just view and they went on these walking trips to explore Northumbrian heritage and visit country pubs and that
which yeah fine anyone can do that, but everything came off really twee and middle-class, just with some "proper old-fashioned BRITISH culture!!!" shite mixed in

not the policies i support anyway but i always think there's a class divide and/or a north-south divide, don't want Westminster sending random poshos up here to be the MP for Durham North or whatever, as though it's just a gap that needs filling

do they listen to bladee in homeland party

A southern tory outfit

No place for working-class mackems eh

Your loss lads x

>>81972877
Its called "yet another unionist english party that wants money frm scotland party"

>>81972917
>wants money frm scotland
What money, you lads are a third world country

Northern Ireland and Scotland should join armies and invade England and steal their women and kill their men.

>>81972917
we don't know their policies
we don't even know their name
(surely one of them has some cash and they could have registered with the electoral commission first? just weird)

>>81972887

They're all tory boys man. They couldn't give a flying fuck about working-class people living in post-industrial cities like us. Just look at them.

Homeland Party look like a bunch autistic nerds who have never left their little village. Nothing in common with us.

i swear to god if they call it the 'Peace and Justice Party' i will burn down Tommy Corbyn's cannabis farm

i dont do twittering i am the wickr man

>>81972953
>working-class people
>like us
You have to work and not be a parasite to be working class, faggot.

They're all tory boys man. They couldn't give a flying fuck about working-class people living in post-industrial cities like us. Just look at them.

Home I and Party look like a bunch autistic nerds who have never left their little village. Nothing in common with us.

Fuck it might just vote Corbyn me x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmBnvajSfWU&rco=1

>>81972953
You're not working class you're scum lad, grifting fucking scum and you're dad would be ashamed of you

Strawbs and chill with crossy

I'm #1 oomfie

>benniestard votes for corbyn as he knows he'll give more bennies out for doing fuck all
Typical.

>>81972981

Tory fascists like you will never take away my bennies. How does that make you feel ;-)

>>81972629
Awnice
Ave not been in sainsbos in a long time.I like it tho
Rasps was my original night time samefood before i switched to strawb for sum reason that i forget
Nd my eat natural dark choccy peanut choccy protein bar that i have wiv strawbs now used to be more like after raspbs was like........................................Wispa,,,Twirl.......Cadburys buttons...........Dairy milk Reeces butter cups Stuff like that...........Ave tweaked it over the yrs for calories purposes

>>81973009
Grifting scum trying to pass himself off as working class lmfao

Tell those Homeland faggots to get their act together and stop being a southern outfit and I'll help them. Tell that fat bastard Kenny Smith to get back to Britain from his holiday. Britain needs leadership and he's getting pissed up in Prague.

What a joke x

>>81972961
i am the MSN Messenger

THEY CALL ME THE BELIEVER
x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMku-GbafEg

>>81973010
I'm far from Tory, you just can't claim to be one of us.
You're basically more Tory than us as you refuse to pitch into this fucking nation, you freeloading twat. If you were drowned it'd be a net gain for the nation.

if HelperLad isn't working-class, what class is he?

"""working people""" is such a vile piece of Nu Labour propaganda.

>>81973075
Mauspilled

>>81973075
>what class is he
Subhuman

>>81973073
well enjoy your money.

being on the dole is a struggle.

>>81973075
He's a social parasite.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_parasitism_(offense)

The bus stop there is where i met possibly the devil in 2012

>>81973075
>"""working people""" is such a vile piece of Nu Labour propaganda.
u wot
"working class" has been a concept as old as time, and "working class" or "working people" was more relevant than ever during Thatcher's reign as she went out of her way to fuck as many of them as possible. it wasnt labour you mong

>>81973105
he has a volunteering role coming up. one that requires a high-vis.

bet that's more directly contributive to his local community than your job. (unless you're a doctor or summat in which case i admit defeat.)

IS TONTY BLAIR BEHIND THIS

>>81973073

Alri pipe down Rishi lad x

How's that indoor swimming pool getting on lad?

>>81973120
>bet that's more directly contributive to his local community than your job
Not him but thats unlikely as he wont be paying tax. Litter picking on the side of doing tedious but low-skill easy labour isn't exactly massive contributions.

Ave wrote ab'out it here a few times before neways
The sequence of events ws He asked me for change at the bus stop > I gave him change > He sat nxt to me into town > Then asked my mobile number before we parted ways
Nd i fink whats the problem is that when he asked my number it was like my soul or smth. In the moment i ws like.This doesnt feel right why is he asking me this.But am too pushover not to.Nd then life got really weird ever since that day.

>>81973028
Problem with rasps is that they easily go mushy.

>eat natural dark choccy peanut

I had those before, there was a period of my life where I lived on "bars". Brunch bars, nakd bars, nut bars etc etc. Also stuff like the breakfast bars.

>>81973130
>how's that indoor swimming pool getting on lad?
Dunno mate as I have to work to get something like that.
How's being waited on hand and foot by the state going for you while I have to actually contribute to society? Frankly you shouldn't have a vote.

Fuck Israel
Fuck Rishi Sunak
Fuck Keir Starmer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO5Cay6GUkM&rco=1

>>81973114
look we don't have to get into the Three Estates or some wank
working-class people can be unemployed, just like middle-class people (or basically all upper-class people)

Labour have invented a magical new thing because "hear hear, it's not a party of scroungers!!!" when they're meant to be the trade unionist/socialist one

>>81973149

Be a shame if Rishi Sunak's kids drowned in that pool thoughs x

>>81973146
Yesh mate i bought some yesterday that was so mushy nd all sticky n stuff n i regretted buying them n_n

>>81973164
>working-class people can be unemployed
Yeah but then they're usually looking for work.
>Labour have invented a magical new thing
to you maybe, whatever you're on about has never come up with me or my family who are remarkably pro-labour due to themselves being massively working class

Aww mate ya got me worked up now. Tory bastard. Fell for the bait me.

Fuming now x

>>81973184
Again, still less Tory than you as I actually work for my living. Keep seething though you legitimate waste of space.

snoozing class lad

>>81973146
ITs these 1s
https://www.eatnatural.com/uk/en/products/protein-packed-with-peanuts-and-chocolate
There honestly so nice
Qutie dear now though,,I fink tis about 2.60 in tesco.For 3
It adds up a bit when you eat them every day like me but its my hobby

>>81973184
Steve's cock up your arse yet nappymong?

>>81973184
You're the outcast
You're the underclass
But you don't care
Because you're living fast

>down to 5k in my student loan debt
Nearly there lads.

>>81973204

You're a tory scumbag lad. You're on the same team as Rishi Sunak and Iain Duncan Smith. You are the bad guy. You are the ultimate good goys. You are the type of person we would have lined up against a wall in the 1940s if the right side won.

I am a real ameowrican fight 4 the right of every nyan

>>81973146
i don't just eat strawbs crossy style, but i mix them in things so mushy berries isn't a problem

for me it is frozen berries

Little note added there that you can work and have worked voluntarily they'll have you back in the real workforce soon enough

>>81973290

Who gives a fuck what the DWP think lmfao.

I'm untouchable pal. Suicidal risk x

>>81973279
How does me working for my living make me Tory, while you sit on your fat useless arse doing fuck all and getting paid for it (like a tory)? My entire life is working-class, you live it for free and easy. Fuck me you do fuck all then go out on benders wasting what little money you get destructively. You are a net negative on humanity.

>You are the type of person we would have lined up against a wall in the 1940s if the right side won
Lad you're a disabled parasite, you'd have been thrown in the oven before you could start goose stepping. How the fuck you useless twats keep thinking you'd do well in a nazi world is beyond me, but hilarious.
You are, quite literally by their legal definition, untermensch, and fodder to be worked to death to save on food.

im not really me im just acting

>>81973206
I've had them, they are ok but there is better (imo). M&S have some good ones

>>81973287
Frozen strawbs straight up is nice

Mint choccy rocky road

>>81973331
Aero bubbles. Bubbly :3

>>81973331
Would rather it wasnt mint tbqh but still lush
Rocky road makes me stiff

>>81973313
>(like a tory)
you seem utterly obsessed with this idea.
earlier when i said middle-class people can be unemployed, they can also be employed. run a successful business or something, own a farm, you have incentives to vote Tory.

you're not upset at the lumpenproletariat, comrade, you're upset at Helper.

O my fxng days

>>81973313

Alri pal what's ya favourite greggs order?

>>81973356
looks magic, this. like chocolate geodes.

>>81973353
>you're upset at Helper
Keenly aware, and not upset just pointing out his retardation. More interested that he calls me a Tory when the Tory way is to do fuck all and cash in, which he does and I don't.
>you seem utterly obsessed with this idea.
Literally just using it to prove how HHL is a retard, nothing more. You're reading into it too much.

Haven't seen shippy in a few days. He gone Epping?

>britfeel twolls still think I care about what they think

Lmfao

I'm a parasite me lmfao x

>>81973346
I know oomfie I luv a aero

>>81973361
I accept your concession, untermensch.

for me it's got to be the southern fried chicken baguette. i AM interested in trying those new chipotle chicken baguettes and the Korean chicken baguette, but i dislike that ALL of these come with red onions

don't get me wrong, i like onions (including red onion) but only when they are fried off and add a nice flavour to things. crispy or chewy bits of onion on a pizza? sorry but i'm taking my business elsewhere.

I'm sorry for claiming for benefits lads. Tomorrow I'm joining the Tories and renouncing my benefits.

Kemi Badenoch stand for what is right x

>>81973387
>onion on a pizza
Lush.
>crispy
Heretical, agreed.
Honestly cripsy onion on fucking anything is a bit weird. I only tolerate it in a burger or wrap or something but even then id just prefer it not as crispy.

>>81973371
>You're reading into it too much.
you're saying it frequently.
>he does and I don't.
right then you're in this argumentative mood, so what do you do and how much tax are you paying?

(NEET here.)

>>81973385

You won pal. How does it feel?

Can't believe I lost me. You won. You're a winner. I'm a loser. Lmfao. How does it feel bruh?

>>81973376
Lolsxx

He beat me on the internets thoughs.

How can I continue de lids?

Is it really over?

*necks another taxpayer funded beer*

>>81973398
>you're saying it frequently.
He kept mentioning it by calling me tory, which I am not and logically I have less in common with them than him. I only said it for each time he did.
I work in STEM and I dunno how much tax but I'm on over 60k so probably a good fucking chunk. Enough to make me sad about it.

>>81973393
oh actually yeah i could live with crispy onions on a burger.
also small picked bits of onion can be nice. picked anything is nice.

but nah onions roasted in an oven just go squidgy and AREN'T COOKED. bite into them on a pizza all you can taste is onion. you wouldn't eat an onion like an apple (you WOULD eat bread, or cheese or drink pizza sauce)

>>81973416
>I'm on over 60k
eeee it's all right for some.

>I dunno how much tax
>Enough to make me sad about it.
????

>>81973412

>Lad you're a disabled parasite, you'd have been thrown in the oven before you could start goose stepping

Howling at that me lmfao wtf

>>81973439
>eeee it's all right for some.
It's called working for over a decade. More money came with more stress and pressure.

>>I dunno how much tax
>>Enough to make me sad about it.
Well i mean like I dunno the tax band and I don't stare at pay slips, I just know the amount I take home is less than I'd like in comparison. I ain't gonna bother getting an exact figure.
I'm pretty sure I take home 1k less than the company pays me after every deduction.

My knees hurt frm sitting like this all day<
I go fr a walk outside Nd am like Ow!

>>81973455
i get that you have an employer who handles it and you're not self employed, but how the fuck do you not know what income tax band you're in?

how do you...live??

vanilla yoghurt is actually shit, feel sick now

New battery fr resurrecting my phone frm 2013 is coming tomoz.I rly hope it works.

>>81973466
By getting paid enough to not give a shit. I don't pay attention to how much tax I pay, I pay attention to my takehome and work entirely off that.
>how do you...live??
Knowing what tax band I fall over doesn't have any importance on me. All I care about is the number that comes into my bank account.

>>81973450
>You are, quite literally by their legal definition, untermensch, and fodder to be worked to death to save on food.

>i did a degree and now i sit around programming computers
>but it's really hard work, actually

not buying it pal. try leaving your job and being unemployed or self-employed for a while, living payment to payment.

Garn order that webab wrap soons x

End of an era x

Sorry for getting political tonights x

>>81973463
>frm sitting like this all day
Fucking why
Get a chair, idiot

>>81973489

Fuck off normie. At least I'm a member of Homeland. What do you do?

Nothing. That's right ain't it? Nothing but a chonically online loser x

>>81973493
>try leaving your job and being unemployed or self-employed for a while, living payment to payment
Seems like most of the posters here do just fine while unemployed. Mostly buying video games or DVDs to brag about.

>>81973500
sweets, computers, autism, and feels.

Crossy is L-coded <3

>>81973514
>At least I'm a member of Homeland. What do you do?

Necking these wokkles fast af now x

I support 90s vibes x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE

>>81973537
Thanks oomfie am not that kewl tho

G\ive me some good choons to neck these wokkles too. Come on lids xxx

>>81973588
>Necking these wokkles fast af now x

Politics is not for me x

I stick to womfy dreamcore vibes now x

>>81973601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q84XZDBI_qo
just 4 u bby xxx

>>81973601
>G\ive me some good choons to neck these wokkles too.
>>81973617
>I stick to womfy dreamcore vibes now x

I renounce poltiics.

I stand only for Welper's world now x

>>81973601
https://youtu.be/TGwZ7MNtBFU

>>81973521
>Mostly buying video games or DVDs to brag about.
as is correct.

>>81973601
https://youtu.be/yd8jh9QYfEs

>>81973682

Love a bit of Rihanna me x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk&list=RDy3OBsTTUsjk

Seagulls knew I was friend nd didn't shit on me

>>81972824
Apparently the Homeland Party is falling apart internally. They had that fiasco over Kenny Smith appointing some femboy with a BBC fetish as Northern Ireland organiser. It was recently leaked that Kenny was deliberately trying to recruit gays, I kid you not. Loads of their most prominent figures have already left and Kenny is refusing to promote any talent that might threaten his authority, I reckon the party was just a grift for him to make money from the start.

I never asked for this era

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHi_8FGMObQ

>>81973601
helper vibes x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NO-h9PFum4

>>81973702
tbf, people are going to have to get the gays on-board at some point.
The political right has a real blind spot about this stuff.

>>81973714
>l never asked for this era

>>81973697
seagulls confirmed for xoomfies

>>81973725

White-coded music that x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E-Zrg9CB_Q

Image limit reached

It's over x

Mammy a cannae post piccys xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

was it Homeland or one of the others who organised some 'we've had enough!!!' anti-immigrant protest?
they set up a domain name for it but it was clearly just a long list of locations and times.
>George Square, Glasgow, 1pm
>Monument, Newcastle, 1pm
etc. every town in the UK where people WOULD have some rally, but it's just text on a page. then nothing happened. maybe some people met in London.

how do people even go to pubs? They're so intimidating

Fuck the webab wrap tonights x

Just garn neck some woritos me xx

>>81973797
Wasn't that a honeypot to try to get more people arrested after the whole South Park thing?

me? going to switch to ASCII art. you can argue it depends on the font, or say that 4chan eats whitespace. however, check these out:

| .) .) <- tits, them.

>>81973815
not sure this was about a month ago, i think. possibly just a 'shit at the wall, see what sticks' situation.

left, right, up, down, don't care. we are fucking SHIT at protesting or any sort of direct action. the French are running rings round us.

>>81973803
go with mates. some are rough but you can tell instantly and just leave

new threaditons

it over xxx

>>81973853>>81973853
>>81973853>>81973853

>>81973803
Usually a few sips of a strong pint will get rid of any anxiety

God damn it britfeel

I fucking loved you x

Bit early lads got another 203 more posts yet.