Thread 150175780

1st place frauds are getting exposed

First for brewers will win

Brewers suck bloody bollocks mate

can't wait for this umpscore card, I'd be surprised if they even release it.

today I will remind them
>>150156807

Imagine getting this lady umpire when she's on the rag hehe

WE ALL HATE ROASTIES!

Jays

>>150175856
18 up and 18 down, but they do have a hit

>>150175856
>ahem, sweatie
americas team the new york Jankees have 1 (one) hit.

>>150175780 (OP)
Angels.

>>150175866
Ugly mfs like Muncy will get no calls from this roastie ump

is there really a lady ump I dont believe you

Fuck Ryan Braun
>>150175877

>>150175854
anon, she's post menopausal, you don't have to worry about that

Bet Wheeler wishes he was facing the Phillies bats who swing at everything instead of a bat disciplined team like the Rags.

I don't get it

>jason alexander shut out the yankees
deserved

we all love max munchy

why the fuck did he start the inning are the Mets retarded

>>150175924
This is why I exclusively fuck cougars.

>>150175864
and love asian queens

>>150175976
post bmi

>>150175877
they truly do cry out as they strike you

>>150175956
Mets are desperate for innings from their starters. The bullpen isn't really supposed to pitch 5 innings every game.

>>150175976
the new ump would've called this a strike LOL

poodrepedos lol pathetic

>>150175848
>>150175845
>>150175854
>>150176020

>>150175976
who is the goth looking one with the big cans

>>150176042
>posts by user - 1
huh

>>150176042
Everyone on reddit has main character syndrome. Why post this?
I don't give a shit about any of this.

>>150176020
Kek nice one. How are they supposed to argue with this broad?

>>150176042
>anon made a reddit account just to falseflag

>>150176089
why did you reply to yourself?

>>150175976
This acting like toddlers thing they do is such a turn off.

A contrarian dinger

I know nothing about Seinfeld but are you fucking kidding me? the Yankees are getting shutout by one of the shows main characters? also stupid bitch ump made history by botching a call lol

>Jason Alexander shuts out the Yankees
>Astros bullpen blows it
Fucking bastards!

>>150175976
Based first pitch slags

cam on yamkeks score sam facking runs

>>150176072
>>150176092
7 year old account lol poodrepedos, can't make this shit up

What part of his body makes you lose focus?

>Ford
>Delta
Why are the Yankees sponsored by such failing companies?

>>150176112
they pulled him after 6 genius, now the Astros bullpen is shitting it up

>>150176147
this look bad on you :^)

how about don't score runs

>>150176112
>>150176159
It's a quality start about nothing.

don't reply to astromiguel

Mets can win this game by scoring more runs than the Brewers

doyerpacos are seething already
KEKTANI

kek stankeedoos

Feel like I've gotten bit, seems a bit buggy itt so set up a trap for you guys

Yoga on the field

BITCHES LOVE SOSA

>>150176191
>Tatis Jr
i laugh at this every single time

you ready to get swept blow gays?

Sosa again needs to teach those exciting whites minus Harper how to hit a baseball off Corbin.

>>150176204
every accusation is an admission lol

What a bomb by Sosa

>>150176220
Based sausage girl

My nigga Abreu only lets one run score

Every time Sosa gets a run for the Phillies, Bohm cries in a corner knowing it means he will sooner be traded at best, or cut from the team at worse come this offseason.

>>150176220
let 'em have it, sausage gurl!

>>150176224
ironic :^)

>>150176220
>posting this before the game
nice jynx

>>150176245
>laying in this heavy to the meme
beating a dead horse

>>150176286
>>150176275
>>150176217
>>150176072
>>150175948
>samefagging this hard

nobody likes you

MORE SMOL BAWL
>>150176243
they really haven't missed much without bohm, a bit of defense but offensively it's been the same pretty much.

This is how the Padres relocate to another state

>>150176220
This ugly dabbing bitch is really getting on my nerves

>>150176305
you already posted this, nobody cares

>>150176299
>reddit spacing on 4chan
ISHYGDDT

>>150176220
go on sausage girl, link 'em!

>>150176349
well considering the makeup of the league, what's the problem toidboy?

>>150176220
Dab on them blow gays!

>>150176201
and they shall

cope on 'em, poodre!

don't reply to astromiguel and his faggy emoticons

>>150176305
Unlike LA, San Diego's public transportation actually drops you off right in front of Petco Park. Almost everyone I've seen come to a game takes the train. Roads in general are already pretty blocked our rerouted on game days, so it's just inconvenient to drive there

>bunted out
?

The Miami Misogynists.

>>150176458
your brown

>>150176465
his brown what?

mr browneye
give me a wink

my brown

astros bullpen meltdown incoming

11 innings in Mini soda

>>150176495
sure about that paco?

brown 'em!

what can brown do for you

Don't care for the trashtros, but if it makes the doyers seethe, call me Altuve

holy fuck bader

>>150176549
rent free lol

Yeah don't think Marsh or Rojas would've caught that otherwise homerun ball. Also get your fucking shit together Wheels like fuck.

How's my Qump doing? Any Umpkino?
>>150176042
BASED Padger's!

>>150176581
yes, they tend to live in doyerpacos heads rent free. look at how he seethes every thread and blames "miguels"

I think the DOYERS should sweep the series!

>Call overturned
Ump bros?

CORREAAAAA

Imagine losing 4/5 to the 2025 atlanta braves

Correa owns this poverty franchise

ITFDB

I expect the Mets to lose.

>>150176595
this heat doesn't agree with her

THE BRONX SCREWJOB
THANK YOU UMPS

Don't reply to doyerpacopolschizo

>/sp/ onto the 4cc semifinals
>still no /mlb/ rep except for Da Yankees on the Universal Choking Sign cube

Old Man Rojas trying to rob Betts from an out

>>150176665
she's still a hard 8 even on her worst days

>>150176694
/100

Can you stankees get some outs, I got somewhere to be in like 30 mins lmao

>baby blues
This is the Jays' best look

Is this the legendary yankees bullpen I’ve heard so much about?

>3,500th strike out for Verlander
Good for him

i hope ASSnow doesn't make an appearance today

assnow you absolute fag

>>150176684
We had Ohtani a few cups ago right after he signed his megadeal

vladdy wrecks ya

3500th k for verlander

>>150176718
Ah yes I do love the Toronto Royals

Based Padger's cooking and cleanin the genny

>>150176727
....well shit

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

wholesome Teo

Elite throw from Cody Bellinger

>>150176220
Bitch you jinxed us!

>>150176784
nervous because his dad was there today

>we get to rest Hader
Thank you Yanks, very cool. This will probably work out in your favor as we get to save him for Boston tomorrow.

>>150176647
I like chipmunks but stopped seeing them around me years ago

>>150176793
>thinking it's a doyerchad doing that

everyone's busy shitposting doyerpacos that they won't notice my mets collapsing yet again

>paco thinks he's a chad
KWAB

>Be Philthies
>RISP

its raining

>>150176844
Mexichads making ya seethe

>>150176841
it's all one guy

>>150176847
>not having a roof

The astros are hilarious because they play hardcore baseball in primetime series and then go and get sweeped by teams like colorado

>alsorans thinking about doyerchads rent free
KWAB

Chadres time!

>>150176841
>it was 5-0
LOL MEST

OHTANI BOMB

BIG FLY OHTANI SAN

BIG FLY OHTANI SAN

The Lauer Hour isn't starting off well boys

AN OHTANIAN BLAST!

Wait, how much did we pay Ohtani? Was it enough?

Come on Jays, can you guys hold a lead for ONE inning?

i still seethe so much at our media pretending ohtani would sign with the jays

>>150176220
Sausage girl redeemed!

wait why was Wheeler taken out? only 83 pitches in the 6th

>>150176809
This was from my trip to yellowstone

zesty walk

Stankees haven't learned a thing that Bombston did right after the deadline. Sweep your worst enemy at home turf but noooooo they chose to lose the series instead. On other news, the Blow Gays collapse continues

>>150176910
He has dinner plans in Toronto tonight!

>>150176910
I hear Ohtani has a favorite sushi restaurant in Toronto

Well even when having the worst dumpster fire of a season since the tanking years the Braves still own the fucking fish

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

randy got hit again, 20th hbp on randy this year

Arraez take ball 1 challenge(IMPOSSIBLE)

>>150176864
They winning still.

>>150176882
can't believe he's been on 5 teams since '19

im beginning to think these yankees arent as good as the media told me they were with the unstoppable torpedo bats...

That was an outrage seeing a lady umpire out there today

astromiguel seething

>>150176959
Mococo, why don't you return to LA to Fuwawa?

Betts too slow

DUMP 45
SLUMP THIS DUMPER

Mookie isn't a base stealer anymore

freddie :)

FREDDIE :)

>>150176989
because we won? kek

HEINY

FWEDDIE :3

Why did Manny Machado strike out?

>>150176984
torpedo bats doesn't win you championships

FREDDIE :)

this is why you never steal

shoulda been 3-1 if not for dookie

TEO

T E O
E
O

The Jays fucking suck

>It's another Jays starters can't keep the ball in the yard episode
Fuck

Astros win!!
ggs yanks
A good series win. I would’ve felt better if King didn’t kill himself yesterday but we’ll take it. Now back to Houston to get our lick back from the red sox.

teo

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

There is no point in watching the Mets other than to see Pete break the record.

Get DUMP’d

blow gays have been exposed this weekend and by extension the entire AL

Only fags hit solo home runs

>>150177077
one series in the regular season doesn't reveal anything

>>150177077
i honestly thought they would at the very least take 2 out of 3 games if not sweep the dodgers but damn

my barves :)

Luke Keaschall is going to somehow manage to get the twins to catch up in wild card standings

Goddamnit JV he backspinned it outta there

I get physically angry watching Max Muncy eat. This man just doesn't fast. You can almost hear him sneering "that hot dog was 0.16 grams lighter than the Farmer John franks were" as he eats Dodger Dog 1. Super Dodger Dogs don't faze him. Then he'll devour a massive 16 inch Slugger Dodger Dog in two bites. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.

EH YU HENNYOOOOOOOOO 2 rbi single :)

Dodgers doing all their job to gift the Red Sox their division ahead of the Blue Jays before September arrives. This is why canadians don't deserve a title and neither a cup.

Please Cane's

>30 pitch inning
Quick and efficient

Muncy ruins the rally

M’s gonna chase this goober in the 1st kek

[!]DYLAN CEASE PERFECT GAME WATCH[!]

>>150177098
Jays caught the healthiest roster the Dodgers have had the whole season in LA

Sup /mlb/

Thank you Umpies.

WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~
WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~

I get physically angry watching Max Muncy drive. This man just doesn't speed. You can almost hear him sneering "that was 0.16 mph under the speed limit" when asked how fast he was going. Highway patrols don't faze him. Then he'll get the last parking spot in the shopping center right in the front row. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.

>>150177143
Mookie did

>>150177156
Sunday afternoon games in the Seattle summer are kino

>>150177156
>hanging division championship banners in Baseball

allowing no base runners after only two innings is like winning the world series to poodrepacos lol

>>150176874
>>150176876
>>150176880
>>150176883
ksy

Havent watched baseball in a while. There's an advertisement on the FUCKING MOUND. WHAT THE FUCK ANYTHING FOR A BUCK FUCKING EYE SORE MY FUCKING EYES.

>>150177189
No bully, it’s all we have

>>150177189
problem?

>>150176998
Fuwawa breast milk heals all

>>150177216
>San Digaygo

>>150177206
you get used to it and it still ain't nascar

>>150177200
wait until Mr. Tennis Racket Duran ruins Cease's perfecto with a bomb. that will shut the trade rumors for good

>>150177201
>kill selfyour

Dom slap!
>>150177156
Lucky!

Hey Call, the ground called!

>>150177189
so sad. so so sad.

get your shit together Assnow

kek doyerpacos

>>150177189
>>150177270
what’s the “player’s league”?

now is your only chance jays

it takes two!

>>150177270
kekini

ty baseball gods

the jays really fucking suck

LETS GO DOUBLE PLAY

unbeatable doyers

>>150177298
spoke too soon KEK

Finally a hit in this scoreless draw

>>150177156
what section are you in? thinking about buying tickets to a day game, not sure if 300s are too high

>blow gays
kek

>>150177270
only sad thing in this image is flying 2020 flags

>>150177154
ruined by xander and laureano miscommunication

>>150177317
https://aviewfrommyseat.com/venue/T-Mobile+Park/

Yeah this pitch to contact strategy has officially gone off the rails

Why are there women umpires?

Mets will lose soon

>>150177338
do you print these off and shove them up your ass?

doyers promoting "salvadorian night" oh no no

>my
#brewcrew will beat the mets

>>150177222
All milk is breast milk

>>150177339
Trust the process

Brewers Dugout :

>>150177340
it's 2025 you bigot!

blowjays are fucking frauds

>>150177189
>>150177270
>>150177289
don't forget the Stinkees did the tradition first

If that ends up being the only hit/baserunner the Red Sox get tonight, I'll be upset. A no hitter/perfect game ruined over retardation in a routine pop out

>>150177340
she should be in the kitchen making me a sandwich the fucking stupid cunt!

Mets lost their lead. Now they will lose.

>>150177364
yes, the classic dolphin and whale breasts, how could I forget

The Mets are the most pointless franchise in MLB. Completely pointless

FAGGets kek!

>>150177407
Scratch that I'm not paying attention enough. But it will happen soon.

does this even count as going to a baseball game?

atta boy miggy ro

Miggy Ro hell ya

>first woman ump
>calls strike on a ball

>>150177434
sounds like she fits right in

Miggy Ro

Now the fat piece of shit makes the play

>>150177340
Why can't the feminist libtards let us have our game?

>>150177434
OMG she's just like the male umps!

>>150177434
so, she's just as inept as everyone else? got it.

>mest have to exhaust their bullpen to try and not lose to the brewers b squad
KWAB

>>150177456
She's not gonna sleep with you my man

intentional walktani

>umps delay robot umps by advertising how progressive they are
next time you hear robot umps gaining traction they're going to roll out a gay ump

>>150177366
even if they'd scored, pitching is still terrible. Jays just came to LA to get pummelled. Same thing happened in Philly and Tampa.

>>150177463
I hope some player beats her over the head with a bat! Strike three? TAKE THIS FUCKING BITCH

mookie slap

DO IT BETTS, MAKE THEM PAY

KEK MEST

>>150177413
they're the most electrifying team in professional sports

>>150177471
I didn't know your dad was an umpire

mookie

metsiners series soon

>>150177447
>>150177463
I'd ordinarily be indifferent but I'm 100% happy for and support her because it's upsetting to losers

>only 2 out of 1 wins in August
IT'S ALL DOWN TO THEM, BLEW YORK, BLEW YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK

>>150177434
nobody cares

CHARGE THE MOUND TATIS

freddie plz

>>150177499
classic schrodenfraude

El troll! Get it!? He’s a useless ugly fat fuck

>>150177522
I take my wins anywhere I can get them nowadays

BALL 4
take you base freddie

>>150177495
Can't wait!

my umpies got doyer ml

lol blow gays are getting UMPED

STUNT ON 'EM ARRAEZ

Hopefully my doggies don't hit tatis next series cause he's already been thrown at / hit in the sox series a couple of times already

thank you based umpGODS

It would be a real shame if someone fouled off a ball and it hit the lady ump in the tits

Lindor should be MVP because he has very white shiny teeth !
GRIMACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Scherzer is now our best starter
grim

Get ready for the Mets crash out soon.

The Mest gonna Mest again today?

Teoscar will surely get a hit

Juan solopadding

>>150177584
they already crashing out...... like the WTC

>>150177434
she’s never wrong though

>>150177567
It will happen if Ohtani's on the hill. He loves the chaos of the Padgers series

>>150177600
>ohtranny beaning somebody on purpose
kino

>sosa showing bunt
he is such a bawl player

Pete Alonso nigga are you built for this?

>>150177001
Reminder Judge is still the favorite to win the AL MVP.

BUNT
BUNT ALREADY

>>150177616
poodres plunked him twice intentionally

Anyone recognize the tune the Dodger stadium DJ just played?
>Just got a warning from a post from 2020
Huh

>>150177632
never trust Fangraphs and their stupid ass glazing

>>150177476
surely both of the guys in your pic are in the HOF

did boone's postgame conference take place at the stadium or was he already back in the ape pen at the central park zoo?

PADGERS are WINNING

>>150177643
what post?

>>150177665
A request on /h/ kek.

awwwwwwwww shit smol bawl

>>150177434
Ring this urapeeing up umpies

>>150177653
I remember when they seemed like automatic bids

>>150177661
BOOOO

>>150177661
incoming jinx

Vladdy chasing dirt now

>>150177536
that's pathetic

mest moment

LOLMEST

FAGGets KEK

mest kek

DA METS KEK
>edlose de-ass

>>150177536
it's also not a "win"

Mets lose as god planned it and I foretold to you.

Told you we would win. GO BREWERS

ISAAC COLLINS

WALKOFF DINGER

christ the brewers win from behind again

Sit the FUCK down!!!
Walk the FUCK back to the dugout

>>150177640
cry about it, paco

GO HOME CITY SLICKERS

FAGGets KEEEEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKKEEKKEEKEKEKKE

>>150177743
Very cursed moment. God damns the Mets.

My Braves have the chance to do the funniest thing to the Mets down the stretch

ISAAC COLLINS YOUR NL ROOKIE OF THE YEAR

Step right up and SWEEP the Mets!

>>150177743
the collapse literally happened this game btw

This is why both New York teams don't win a baseball championship ever again. See ya in 85 years!

We still won the Wild Card bitch

BREW CREW
GET FUCKED

This is actually insane

investigate the brewers

step right up and GAPE the mest!

Lolmets bros, we’re so fucking back

>>150177667
Giancarlo Stanton owns him

>>150177723
it's called being evolved

Dubs and poodres blow it

>>150177782
Surely you also won the world series?

Oh wait - you are the first team to EVER beat the Brewers in the playoffs and then NOT make the ws lmao

Son of a fracking hitch the Mets stink thanks fuh NUTHIN

>>150177785
INSPECTORRRRR

who can stop the brewers (besides themselves in the playoffs)

>>150177813
it's on you to beat the broors head to head

How did the Yankees and the Dodgers not win?
Sure they dont have good training or plays but they buy all the good players

That funky muncy

that funky munchy

Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD.

>>150177843
Dodgers are winning however

Duran is fucking nasty and Bader has been great, I apologize to Dombrowski.

Harrison Bader has got it goin' on.

all the people laughing now are going to be crying when the mets win the world series
getting all their bad play out of the way so they can go on a heater at the right time

yea my Mets are going nowhere this season

See ya Mets

>>150177894
you are gonna be crying when they trade Soto in less than three years

>>150177924
what a lad

That off day can't come soon enough, jesus christ.

>>150177743
18-30 since this moment btw

>>150177924
Based he's definitely licked more asians than any Mets fan

>>150177743
PINK PONY CURSE
wish that song never existed

how do you fix the metropolitans?

>>150177868
Hell yeah for ueck!

>>150177987
stray animals don't count as Asians

>>150178007
publicly repent for pride tank top night

>uecker reverse-curses the brewers and they win it all right after he dies
book it

what is he thinking right now?

>>150178057
i hope this game triggered a massive heart attack and he is now dead

>>150178057
watching the 1986 and 2000 VHS tapes everyday

>>150177796
>>150177734

Mets fans are a bunch of jews and gays

>>150177743
What’s their record since this happened? I think they were several games up on all the other NL teams?

go go go

>>150177933
>i eat the curds
>i never eat the whey
>i dont know what control is
>i dont know what control is

>>150177894
I'm sure I'll remember this post in 2055 when the Mets finally manage one

>>150178057
https://x.com/NjTank99/status/1954651777216786534

>>150177973
it was so bad, in fact, that Yankees also suffered the fallout
20-31

>>150178086
you'll never be half the man your mother was

>no more baseball after September
I’m panicking fellas. I don’t even like football.

>>150178087
im not gay or jewish

Cookies or meatballs whaddaya want?

Gonna need some more runs M's

>>150178110
That series sweep from the Red Sox before the Devers trade effectively killed their season. And then there were the Jays and the Marlins.

>>150178133
>what is an outlier

>>150178031
Downchad got ya seethin?

hes out
it takes two!

>>150178144
chocolate chip cookie

he's OUT

just let the jays have this one doggies... it's not like they're going to come back...

>>150178162
>OVERTURNED
avenge me...

>>150178181
They had all the ones they wanted against the Rockies

Ernie has been awful lately, regression sucks

ERA SAFE YOU IDIOTS

>>150178182
they will pay for what they did

hahaha wtf shohei

we're not doing spicspeak like "ERA"

LOL ohtani just watched it

Drake saved my life

>>150178244
don't care, still safe you retard gringo

Let's go Jake!

>>150178242
>>150178261
Just like his "friend" Ippei

mookie slap

>>150178279
He wasn't safe

mookie slap!

mookie SLAP

betts is getting into one zesty groove

AL East bros?

willy dp'd before you guys could even finish posting your MOOKIE SLAPS

randy slap!

>>150178317
bad day for him at the plate
>K
>pop fly on a 3-0 pitch
>1st pitch dp

>>150178311
>losing to the paco teams

>>150178286
he was like
>don't worry bro i'll get u out of this
but then they got caught

Varland finally looks 100% bought in. Good deadline acquisition.

SHIT FUCK

>>150178342
both Varlands' have good arms but haven't lived up to hopes

Tatis is being aggressive on the basepaths again, which is good. Even if he did get tagged out there.

Tatis ‘em!

al least is getting exposed by the nl best

Astros Win

>>150178416
yes!

Houser is trying to kill my lineup, throw him out!

free jumbo jack

Why is Cease now pitching like it's the World Series?

Yumbo Yackbrod

How do the Brewers keep getting away with it?

>RISPiners
This doesn't bode well.

>>150178453
but when is my pandy expressy!

>>150178457
Is that good? He has a post season ERA of like 12

>>150178457
I genuinely think he was getting tripped up knowing he'd probably be traded. Now that the trade deadline has passed, he can lock in properly

>>150178362
I know Varland sucked as a starter, but some guys just aren't meant to be that. We had the same experience with Nate Pearson, who also sucked as a reliever but he never had nearly as much command as Varland does.

>>150178453
what’s jumbo jack? is that a fast food chain?

Sneks

aren't the jays supposed to be really good??

sneks :)

PADGERS!!1

>>150178503
where did you get this preposterous idea?

>>150178482
I thought Pearson was going to be your next really good pitcher

/nu/

>>150178224
>>150178224
>>150178224

Padgerbros

>>150178503
a team from canada? are you high?

>>150178481
He had an xFIP like a run below his ERA. Miserable luck, reverse of Vasquez who is maybe the worst starter in MLB running a sub 4-ERA

>>150178468
Because it's all to lead up to another playoff exit.

Misato Katsuragi is a Brewers fan

>>150175948
>yankees
I thought jews were all over the mets

>>150177270
"AL East" almost reads like "At Least"