1st place frauds are getting exposed
First for brewers will win
Brewers suck bloody bollocks mate
can't wait for this umpscore card, I'd be surprised if they even release it.
today I will remind them
>>150156807
Imagine getting this lady umpire when she's on the rag hehe
Max2
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>>15017585618 up and 18 down, but they do have a hit
>>150175856>ahem, sweatieamericas team the new york Jankees have 1 (one) hit.
>>150175866Ugly mfs like Muncy will get no calls from this roastie ump
is there really a lady ump I dont believe you
Fuck Ryan Braun
>>150175877
>>150175854anon, she's post menopausal, you don't have to worry about that
Bet Wheeler wishes he was facing the Phillies bats who swing at everything instead of a bat disciplined team like the Rags.
>jason alexander shut out the yankees
deserved
why the fuck did he start the inning are the Mets retarded
>>150175924This is why I exclusively fuck cougars.
>>150175864and love asian queens
>>150175877they truly do cry out as they strike you
>>150175956Mets are desperate for innings from their starters. The bullpen isn't really supposed to pitch 5 innings every game.
>>150175976the new ump would've called this a strike LOL
>>150175976who is the goth looking one with the big cans
>>150176042>posts by user - 1huh
>>150176042Everyone on reddit has main character syndrome. Why post this?
I don't give a shit about any of this.
>Kyle Hurt is throwing 2 innings today in Arizona. Per sources, if all goes well, he could be joining OKC as early as next week.
>>150176020Kek nice one. How are they supposed to argue with this broad?
>>150176042>anon made a reddit account just to falseflag
>>150176089why did you reply to yourself?
>>150175976This acting like toddlers thing they do is such a turn off.
I know nothing about Seinfeld but are you fucking kidding me? the Yankees are getting shutout by one of the shows main characters? also stupid bitch ump made history by botching a call lol
>Jason Alexander shuts out the Yankees
>Astros bullpen blows it
Fucking bastards!
>>150175976Based first pitch slags
cam on yamkeks score sam facking runs
>>150176072>>1501760927 year old account lol poodrepedos, can't make this shit up
What part of his body makes you lose focus?
>Ford
>Delta
Why are the Yankees sponsored by such failing companies?
>>150176112they pulled him after 6 genius, now the Astros bullpen is shitting it up
>>150176147this look bad on you :^)
how about don't score runs
>>150176112>>150176159It's a quality start about nothing.
>walking in the tying run
don't reply to astromiguel
Mets can win this game by scoring more runs than the Brewers
doyerpacos are seething already
KEKTANI
Feel like I've gotten bit, seems a bit buggy itt so set up a trap for you guys
>>150176191>Tatis Jri laugh at this every single time
you ready to get swept blow gays?
Sosa again needs to teach those exciting whites minus Harper how to hit a baseball off Corbin.
>>150176204every accusation is an admission lol
>>150176220Based sausage girl
My nigga Abreu only lets one run score
Every time Sosa gets a run for the Phillies, Bohm cries in a corner knowing it means he will sooner be traded at best, or cut from the team at worse come this offseason.
>>150176220let 'em have it, sausage gurl!
>>150176220>posting this before the gamenice jynx
>>150176245>laying in this heavy to the memebeating a dead horse
MORE SMOL BAWL
>>150176243they really haven't missed much without bohm, a bit of defense but offensively it's been the same pretty much.
This is how the Padres relocate to another state
>>150176220This ugly dabbing bitch is really getting on my nerves
>>150176305you already posted this, nobody cares
>>150176299>reddit spacing on 4chanISHYGDDT
>>150176220go on sausage girl, link 'em!
>another spic vs spic edition of the genny
>>150176349well considering the makeup of the league, what's the problem toidboy?
>>150176220Dab on them blow gays!
>>150176201and they shall
don't reply to astromiguel and his faggy emoticons
doros
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>>150176305Unlike LA, San Diego's public transportation actually drops you off right in front of Petco Park. Almost everyone I've seen come to a game takes the train. Roads in general are already pretty blocked our rerouted on game days, so it's just inconvenient to drive there
>>150176465his brown what?
mr browneye
give me a wink
astros bullpen meltdown incoming
>>150176495sure about that paco?
what can brown do for you
Don't care for the trashtros, but if it makes the doyers seethe, call me Altuve
KW10
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Yeah don't think Marsh or Rojas would've caught that otherwise homerun ball. Also get your fucking shit together Wheels like fuck.
How's my Qump doing? Any Umpkino?
>>150176042BASED Padger's!
>>150176581yes, they tend to live in doyerpacos heads rent free. look at how he seethes every thread and blames "miguels"
I think the DOYERS should sweep the series!
>Call overturned
Ump bros?
Imagine losing 4/5 to the 2025 atlanta braves
Correa owns this poverty franchise
ITFDB
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ITFDB
I expect the Mets to lose.
>>150176595this heat doesn't agree with her
THE BRONX SCREWJOB
THANK YOU UMPS
Don't reply to doyerpacopolschizo
>Yfw both NY teams fail to reach the playoffs
>/sp/ onto the 4cc semifinals
>still no /mlb/ rep except for Da Yankees on the Universal Choking Sign cube
Old Man Rojas trying to rob Betts from an out
>>150176665she's still a hard 8 even on her worst days
Can you stankees get some outs, I got somewhere to be in like 30 mins lmao
>baby blues
This is the Jays' best look
Is this the legendary yankees bullpen Iโve heard so much about?
>3,500th strike out for Verlander
Good for him
i hope ASSnow doesn't make an appearance today
>>150176684We had Ohtani a few cups ago right after he signed his megadeal
>>150176718Ah yes I do love the Toronto Royals
Based Padger's cooking and cleanin the genny
Elite throw from Cody Bellinger
>>150176220Bitch you jinxed us!
>>150176784nervous because his dad was there today
>we get to rest Hader
Thank you Yanks, very cool. This will probably work out in your favor as we get to save him for Boston tomorrow.
>>150176647I like chipmunks but stopped seeing them around me years ago
>>150176793>thinking it's a doyerchad doing that
everyone's busy shitposting doyerpacos that they won't notice my mets collapsing yet again
>paco thinks he's a chad
KWAB
>>150176844Mexichads making ya seethe
>>150176841it's all one guy
>>150176847>not having a roof
The astros are hilarious because they play hardcore baseball in primetime series and then go and get sweeped by teams like colorado
>alsorans thinking about doyerchads rent free
KWAB
>>150176841>it was 5-0LOL MEST
The Lauer Hour isn't starting off well boys
Wait, how much did we pay Ohtani? Was it enough?
Come on Jays, can you guys hold a lead for ONE inning?
i still seethe so much at our media pretending ohtani would sign with the jays
>>150176220Sausage girl redeemed!
wait why was Wheeler taken out? only 83 pitches in the 6th
>>150176809This was from my trip to yellowstone
Stankees haven't learned a thing that Bombston did right after the deadline. Sweep your worst enemy at home turf but noooooo they chose to lose the series instead. On other news, the Blow Gays collapse continues
Huh
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>Wheeler done after 83 pitches
>>150176910He has dinner plans in Toronto tonight!
>>150176910I hear Ohtani has a favorite sushi restaurant in Toronto
Well even when having the worst dumpster fire of a season since the tanking years the Braves still own the fucking fish
HBP
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randy got hit again, 20th hbp on randy this year
Arraez take ball 1 challenge(IMPOSSIBLE)
>>150176864They winning still.
>>150176882can't believe he's been on 5 teams since '19
im beginning to think these yankees arent as good as the media told me they were with the unstoppable torpedo bats...
That was an outrage seeing a lady umpire out there today
>>150176959Mococo, why don't you return to LA to Fuwawa?
Mookie isn't a base stealer anymore
>>150176989because we won? kek
Why did Manny Machado strike out?
>>150176984torpedo bats doesn't win you championships
this is why you never steal
shoulda been 3-1 if not for dookie
TEO
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TEO
>It's another Jays starters can't keep the ball in the yard episode
Fuck
Astros win!!
ggs yanks
A good series win. I wouldโve felt better if King didnโt kill himself yesterday but weโll take it. Now back to Houston to get our lick back from the red sox.
There is no point in watching the Mets other than to see Pete break the record.
blow gays have been exposed this weekend and by extension the entire AL
Only fags hit solo home runs
>>150177077one series in the regular season doesn't reveal anything
>>150177077i honestly thought they would at the very least take 2 out of 3 games if not sweep the dodgers but damn
Luke Keaschall is going to somehow manage to get the twins to catch up in wild card standings
Goddamnit JV he backspinned it outta there
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy eat. This man just doesn't fast. You can almost hear him sneering "that hot dog was 0.16 grams lighter than the Farmer John franks were" as he eats Dodger Dog 1. Super Dodger Dogs don't faze him. Then he'll devour a massive 16 inch Slugger Dodger Dog in two bites. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.
EH YU HENNYOOOOOOOOO 2 rbi single :)
Dodgers doing all their job to gift the Red Sox their division ahead of the Blue Jays before September arrives. This is why canadians don't deserve a title and neither a cup.
>30 pitch inning
Quick and efficient
Mโs gonna chase this goober in the 1st kek
[!]DYLAN CEASE PERFECT GAME WATCH[!]
>>150177098Jays caught the healthiest roster the Dodgers have had the whole season in LA
Thank you Umpies.
WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~
WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy drive. This man just doesn't speed. You can almost hear him sneering "that was 0.16 mph under the speed limit" when asked how fast he was going. Highway patrols don't faze him. Then he'll get the last parking spot in the shopping center right in the front row. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.
>>150177156Sunday afternoon games in the Seattle summer are kino
>>150177156>hanging division championship banners in Baseball
allowing no base runners after only two innings is like winning the world series to poodrepacos lol
Havent watched baseball in a while. There's an advertisement on the FUCKING MOUND. WHAT THE FUCK ANYTHING FOR A BUCK FUCKING EYE SORE MY FUCKING EYES.
>>150177189No bully, itโs all we have
>>150176998Fuwawa breast milk heals all
>>150177206you get used to it and it still ain't nascar
>>150177200wait until Mr. Tennis Racket Duran ruins Cease's perfecto with a bomb. that will shut the trade rumors for good
>>150177201>kill selfyour
Dom slap!
>>150177156Lucky!
Hey Call, the ground called!
>>150177189so sad. so so sad.
get your shit together Assnow
>>150177189>>150177270whatโs the โplayerโs leagueโ?
now is your only chance jays
the jays really fucking suck
>>150177298spoke too soon KEK
Finally a hit in this scoreless draw
>>150177156what section are you in? thinking about buying tickets to a day game, not sure if 300s are too high
>>150177270only sad thing in this image is flying 2020 flags
>>150177154ruined by xander and laureano miscommunication
>>150177317https://aviewfrommyseat.com/venue/T-Mobile+Park/
Yeah this pitch to contact strategy has officially gone off the rails
Why are there women umpires?
>>150177338do you print these off and shove them up your ass?
doyers promoting "salvadorian night" oh no no
>my
#brewcrew will beat the mets
>>150177222All milk is breast milk
>>150177339Trust the process
>>150177340it's 2025 you bigot!
blowjays are fucking frauds
>>150177189>>150177270>>150177289don't forget the Stinkees did the tradition first
If that ends up being the only hit/baserunner the Red Sox get tonight, I'll be upset. A no hitter/perfect game ruined over retardation in a routine pop out
>>150177340she should be in the kitchen making me a sandwich the fucking stupid cunt!
Mets lost their lead. Now they will lose.
>>150177364yes, the classic dolphin and whale breasts, how could I forget
The Mets are the most pointless franchise in MLB. Completely pointless
>>150177407Scratch that I'm not paying attention enough. But it will happen soon.
does this even count as going to a baseball game?
>first woman ump
>calls strike on a ball
>>150177434sounds like she fits right in
Now the fat piece of shit makes the play
>>150177340Why can't the feminist libtards let us have our game?
>>150177434OMG she's just like the male umps!
>>150177434so, she's just as inept as everyone else? got it.
>mest have to exhaust their bullpen to try and not lose to the brewers b squad
KWAB
>>150177456She's not gonna sleep with you my man
>umps delay robot umps by advertising how progressive they are
next time you hear robot umps gaining traction they're going to roll out a gay ump
>>150177366even if they'd scored, pitching is still terrible. Jays just came to LA to get pummelled. Same thing happened in Philly and Tampa.
>>150177463I hope some player beats her over the head with a bat! Strike three? TAKE THIS FUCKING BITCH
DO IT BETTS, MAKE THEM PAY
>>150177413they're the most electrifying team in professional sports
>>150177471I didn't know your dad was an umpire
>>150177447>>150177463I'd ordinarily be indifferent but I'm 100% happy for and support her because it's upsetting to losers
>only 2 out of 1 wins in August
IT'S ALL DOWN TO THEM, BLEW YORK, BLEW YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK
>>150177499classic schrodenfraude
El troll! Get it!? Heโs a useless ugly fat fuck
>>150177522I take my wins anywhere I can get them nowadays
BALL 4
take you base freddie
>51 pitches in the second inning
file
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my umpies got doyer ml
lol blow gays are getting UMPED
Hopefully my doggies don't hit tatis next series cause he's already been thrown at / hit in the sox series a couple of times already
It would be a real shame if someone fouled off a ball and it hit the lady ump in the tits
Lindor should be MVP because he has very white shiny teeth !
GRIMACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Scherzer is now our best starter
grim
Get ready for the Mets crash out soon.
The Mest gonna Mest again today?
Teoscar will surely get a hit
>>150177584they already crashing out...... like the WTC
>>150177434sheโs never wrong though
>>150177567It will happen if Ohtani's on the hill. He loves the chaos of the Padgers series
>>150177600>ohtranny beaning somebody on purposekino
>sosa showing bunt
he is such a bawl player
Pete Alonso nigga are you built for this?
>>150177001Reminder Judge is still the favorite to win the AL MVP.
>>150177616poodres plunked him twice intentionally
Anyone recognize the tune the Dodger stadium DJ just played?
>Just got a warning from a post from 2020
Huh
>>150177632never trust Fangraphs and their stupid ass glazing
>Having Sosa bunt on a 3-0 count
>>150177476surely both of the guys in your pic are in the HOF
did boone's postgame conference take place at the stadium or was he already back in the ape pen at the central park zoo?
>>150177665A request on /h/ kek.
awwwwwwwww shit smol bawl
>>150177434Ring this urapeeing up umpies
>>150177653I remember when they seemed like automatic bids
>>150177536that's pathetic
DA METS KEK
>edlose de-ass
>>150177536it's also not a "win"
Mets lose as god planned it and I foretold to you.
Told you we would win. GO BREWERS
ISAAC COLLINS
WALKOFF DINGER
christ the brewers win from behind again
Sit the FUCK down!!!
Walk the FUCK back to the dugout
>>150177640cry about it, paco
FAGGets KEEEEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKKEEKKEEKEKEKKE
>>150177743Very cursed moment. God damns the Mets.
My Braves have the chance to do the funniest thing to the Mets down the stretch
ISAAC COLLINS YOUR NL ROOKIE OF THE YEAR
Step right up and SWEEP the Mets!
>>150177743the collapse literally happened this game btw
This is why both New York teams don't win a baseball championship ever again. See ya in 85 years!
We still won the Wild Card bitch
step right up and GAPE the mest!
Lolmets bros, weโre so fucking back
>>150177667Giancarlo Stanton owns him
>>150177723it's called being evolved
>>150177782Surely you also won the world series?
Oh wait - you are the first team to EVER beat the Brewers in the playoffs and then NOT make the ws lmao
Son of a fracking hitch the Mets stink thanks fuh NUTHIN
who can stop the brewers (besides themselves in the playoffs)
>>150177813it's on you to beat the broors head to head
How did the Yankees and the Dodgers not win?
Sure they dont have good training or plays but they buy all the good players
Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD.
>>150177843Dodgers are winning however
Duran is fucking nasty and Bader has been great, I apologize to Dombrowski.
Harrison Bader has got it goin' on.
all the people laughing now are going to be crying when the mets win the world series
getting all their bad play out of the way so they can go on a heater at the right time
yea my Mets are going nowhere this season
>>150177894you are gonna be crying when they trade Soto in less than three years
That off day can't come soon enough, jesus christ.
>>15017774318-30 since this moment btw
>>150177924Based he's definitely licked more asians than any Mets fan
>>150177743PINK PONY CURSE
wish that song never existed
how do you fix the metropolitans?
>>150177868Hell yeah for ueck!
>>150177987stray animals don't count as Asians
>>150178007publicly repent for pride tank top night
>uecker reverse-curses the brewers and they win it all right after he dies
book it
frank
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what is he thinking right now?
>>150178057i hope this game triggered a massive heart attack and he is now dead
>>150178057watching the 1986 and 2000 VHS tapes everyday
Mets fans are a bunch of jews and gays
>>150177743Whatโs their record since this happened? I think they were several games up on all the other NL teams?
woo~
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go go go
>>150177933>i eat the curds>i never eat the whey>i dont know what control is>i dont know what control is
>>150177894I'm sure I'll remember this post in 2055 when the Mets finally manage one
>>150178057https://x.com/NjTank99/status/1954651777216786534
>>150177973it was so bad, in fact, that Yankees also suffered the fallout
20-31
>>150178086you'll never be half the man your mother was
>no more baseball after September
Iโm panicking fellas. I donโt even like football.
>>150178087im not gay or jewish
Cookies or meatballs whaddaya want?
Gonna need some more runs M's
>>150178110That series sweep from the Red Sox before the Devers trade effectively killed their season. And then there were the Jays and the Marlins.
>>150178133>what is an outlier
>>150178031Downchad got ya seethin?
>>150178144chocolate chip cookie
just let the jays have this one doggies... it's not like they're going to come back...
>>150178162>OVERTURNEDavenge me...
>>150178181They had all the ones they wanted against the Rockies
Ernie has been awful lately, regression sucks
>>150178182they will pay for what they did
we're not doing spicspeak like "ERA"
LOL ohtani just watched it
>>150178244don't care, still safe you retard gringo
>>150178242>>150178261Just like his "friend" Ippei
>>150178279He wasn't safe
betts is getting into one zesty groove
willy dp'd before you guys could even finish posting your MOOKIE SLAPS
>>150178317bad day for him at the plate
>K>pop fly on a 3-0 pitch>1st pitch dp
>>150178311>losing to the paco teams
>>150178286he was like
>don't worry bro i'll get u out of thisbut then they got caught
Varland finally looks 100% bought in. Good deadline acquisition.
>>150178342both Varlands' have good arms but haven't lived up to hopes
Tatis is being aggressive on the basepaths again, which is good. Even if he did get tagged out there.
al least is getting exposed by the nl best
Houser is trying to kill my lineup, throw him out!
Why is Cease now pitching like it's the World Series?
How do the Brewers keep getting away with it?
>RISPiners
This doesn't bode well.
pl
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>free jumbo jacks
>>150178453but when is my pandy expressy!
>>150178457Is that good? He has a post season ERA of like 12
>>150178457I genuinely think he was getting tripped up knowing he'd probably be traded. Now that the trade deadline has passed, he can lock in properly
>>150178362I know Varland sucked as a starter, but some guys just aren't meant to be that. We had the same experience with Nate Pearson, who also sucked as a reliever but he never had nearly as much command as Varland does.
>>150178453whatโs jumbo jack? is that a fast food chain?
Skens
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Sneks
aren't the jays supposed to be really good??
>>150178503where did you get this preposterous idea?
>>150178482I thought Pearson was going to be your next really good pitcher
>>150178503a team from canada? are you high?
>>150178481He had an xFIP like a run below his ERA. Miserable luck, reverse of Vasquez who is maybe the worst starter in MLB running a sub 4-ERA
>>150178468Because it's all to lead up to another playoff exit.
Misato Katsuragi is a Brewers fan
>>150175948>yankeesI thought jews were all over the mets
>>150177270"AL East" almost reads like "At Least"