>Ohtani gives up 3 runs in the first inning
>Suddenly has "cramps" but is still feeling good enough to bat
calling it now

>Ohtani can't even garbagetime homerun anymore
fraud MVP

>another year with no teams hitting 100 wins
>multiple divisions will have 85 win teams as their division winner
>the best record in the league will barely crack 90 wins
this has to be one of the worst performances in modern MLB history right?

>>150572801
>didn't know despite everybody literally signaling for the ball and the jumbotron likely having a big "FIRST MAJOR LEAGUE HIT" graphic up or something
yeah, sure buddy. did he think the dugout was signaling for the ball that he literally threw to them just because they wanted to feel a new one fresh from the umpie's pockets?

>if the padres could just play a little over .500 they'll most likely win the division
>can't
the dodgers have a deal with the devil to win the NL West

>>150566509
>team of Ohtani's
>Ohtani comes up with Ohtani in scoring position
>remember Ohtani can never be clutch
>lines into a double play somehow
>this is implying the rest of the Ohtani's don't go 0-4
>unless the Ohtateam is down by at least 5, then all the Ohtani's will hit back to back home runs until the score is tied again.

>>150556378
we're just making up new feats to jack ohtani off at this point

doggie doos
https://vocaroo.com/1neUENxwCtWB