28 results for "a6067d0a9caad2d939bcea46fbf18a77"
>>151764501
If you needed any more proof this sport is rigged
Snell really is the next Kershaw lmao
>doggie doos
KEK!
https://vocaroo.com/15k6G55tAAi2
what a difference a month makes...
>september:
https://vocaroo.com/1neUENxwCtWB
>october:
https://vocaroo.com/15k6G55tAAi2
>dodgers payroll is more than some time's entire yearly revenue
>people will still act like everyone can totally just spend like the dodgers
>people think it's normal that Kyle Tucker would get a 500 million dollar contract
>people think it's normal that Soto is making a billion dollars on the mets
>people think it's normal that Skubal is seemingly trying to get more than 400 million
baseball is a bubble and we're going to see it pop soon, there is no way all these inflated contracts that are coming are sustainable
how come dodger fans aren't buying tickets to their home games in the postseason this year?
>dodgers fans are getting pissy that people feel bad for Kerkering but made fun of multiple entries Kershaw last night
literally softest fanbase in the world, there is so obviously a difference between the poor reliever who made one mental miscue and cost his team the season vs Kershaw making a game the Dodgers already lost a bigger gap.
If the Phillies manage to force a game 5, there's an actual chance Ohtani's postseason batting average will drop below .100 before the dodgers get eliminated
>>150882816
Nobody because the PED news story that will drop the MINUTE he/the dodgers declines his option and becomes a free agent will ruin his market. The man has obvious signs of roid rage and if you think that's not going to happen, you're delusional
>dodgers fans crying people are posting highlights of their team hitting home runs off of Kershaw/playoff Kershaw chokes in the replies of his retirement post on twitter
holy crap, softest fanbase in the world
>>150860769
seeding has you face the doggie doos, assuming the jints or sneks don't somehow find a way to knock you out
>>150747934
just for this, Tanner Scott is going to start warming up
>the dodgers thought they were good again because they beat the rockies only to immediately get humbled
i knew this would happen
>dodgers beat the rockies and everyone thinks their offense is actually back and this is a turning point in their season
phillies and jints are gonna humble you idiots really quick
>>150714803
>if he didn't have bad outings, he'd be really good!
no way!
>dodgers need to go 8 no hit innings to beat the Rockies
>carry a no hitter into the 9th inning
>team walks them off
>carry a no hitter through 6
>losing
>it's against the fucking rockies
>>150674182
i don't think it's realistic to see the dodgers playing over .500 in this stretch
you mean to tell me the year the dodgers almost exclusively went for spite signings and marketing signings didn't work out for them?
>spite signings(only signed them so other teams couldn't have them or because they had one of their players figured out): Yates, Tanner Scott, Conforto
>marketing signings(signings made just to look more enticing to players/brands in other markets): Sasaki, Kim
>Ohtani gives up 3 runs in the first inning
>Suddenly has "cramps" but is still feeling good enough to bat
calling it now
>Ohtani can't even garbagetime homerun anymore
fraud MVP
>another year with no teams hitting 100 wins
>multiple divisions will have 85 win teams as their division winner
>the best record in the league will barely crack 90 wins
this has to be one of the worst performances in modern MLB history right?
>>150572801
>didn't know despite everybody literally signaling for the ball and the jumbotron likely having a big "FIRST MAJOR LEAGUE HIT" graphic up or something
yeah, sure buddy. did he think the dugout was signaling for the ball that he literally threw to them just because they wanted to feel a new one fresh from the umpie's pockets?
>if the padres could just play a little over .500 they'll most likely win the division
>can't
the dodgers have a deal with the devil to win the NL West
>>150566509
>team of Ohtani's
>Ohtani comes up with Ohtani in scoring position
>remember Ohtani can never be clutch
>lines into a double play somehow
>this is implying the rest of the Ohtani's don't go 0-4
>unless the Ohtateam is down by at least 5, then all the Ohtani's will hit back to back home runs until the score is tied again.
>>150556378
we're just making up new feats to jack ohtani off at this point
doggie doos
https://vocaroo.com/1neUENxwCtWB